Jim Stirling's Under 900,000 Special 2021-05-17

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Unknown_08: Well, they encourage all complete cooperation Send you roses when they think you need a smile I can't control myself because I don't know how And they love me for it, honestly, I'll be here for a while So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough So give them blood, blood, blood Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood A celebrated man amongst the gurneys They can fix me proper with a bit of luck

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Unknown_05: The doctors and the nurses, they adore me so But it's really quite alarming Cause I'm such an awful fuck I gave you blood, blood Gallons of this stuff I gave you all that you can drink And it has never been enough I gave you blood, blood, blood

Unknown_14: somebody said that it's anti-transphobia day is this true i have to i have to look this up how many i mean there is a 50 chance it is it is international day against homophobia biphobia and transphobia well well well that's too bad

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Unknown_14: Well, that is very coincidental. I mean, half the calendar at this point is dedicated to the almighty pride flag, so I suppose it's not that coincidental, but it is somewhat funny because this is a specific day.

Unknown_14: I mean is being he's not even like transgender, right? He's non-binary Is that technically I mean they would protest that they are in fact Discriminated against but is that even a transphobia to not to make fun of someone who's non-binary? I guess we'll find out so I have Last Friday. I told the people I that there was a smidgen of a hint a little itsy bitsy hint in the last Jimquisition which airs every Monday that he would be doing a stream to talk about or not a stream but a video dedicated to his loss of subscribers and since I'm a bit of a fan of or I used to be a fan of the Jimquisition let me give you a quick rundown Back in the day, early 2010s, Jim Sterling was a run-of-the-mill games journalist. He was one of the people who would churn out those articles on your IGNs or whatever the fuck. I don't remember what he worked for. I think it was a, um...

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Unknown_14: I want to say it was the Yahtzee magazine, Zero Punctual, Escapist, was it Escapist?

Unknown_14: Anyways, he just wrote articles initially and then he got kicked out of that group, I think because he kept picking fights with the publishing companies. So a game company would do something he didn't like. He would write an article about it and then the escapists would suffer as a result of this negative article. Because the game publishing companies can choose to tell any of these game journalist companies that they're not going to give them sneak peeks, they're not going to let them tour their headquarters, they're not going to give them review copies. And that those are financial means that game publishing companies can use to force the game publishers, the review publishers, to play nice with them.

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Unknown_14: And Jim Sterling said, I'm not going to play with that. I'm going to go make my own publication. He called it the Jimquisition. And then he said, you know what? I'll do videos about my reviews of games. And he started publishing that to YouTube. And that was called the Jimquisition.

Unknown_14: And he is faithfully like every week pretty much almost without fail every week put out a video on Monday Talking about if not a specific game than something in games journalism or the video game industry. He did not like and He has changed his reviews quite a bit over time depending on his mood

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Unknown_14: and it used to be kind of weird like he had this weird like black and red like like fashy kind of aesthetic he looked like you know someone because he had the podium in front of him and he had the big leather jacket and the red glasses he looked like someone who'd be banging on a podium and yelling about games And I think that's what he was going for. And then he started piling garbage into his room. He covered his entire room in toys and Boglins. And he started doing these skits. And whenever a creator starts doing very heavy skit stuff, that's a very good way for you to figure out that that person hates their fucking job. Because you can tell it with AVGN. AVGN just... I don't think he likes reviewing old consoles and old games. I think he likes doing stupid skits. And when he talks about his reviews, he talks about the Bugs Bunny ones, where he's dressed up as Bugs Bunny and taking a dump on someone's face. Those are his favorite ones, because they are the most fun to make, but they're so awful.

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Unknown_14: They're so terrible and I've never watched Nostalgia Critic but I got the sense talking about ABGN and Jimquisition in the past that Nostalgia Critic is also very guilty of this where instead of just doing the fucking thing that people are subscribed to hear he gets bored with his own content and he has to like do skits and they're like universally fucking despised because they're not funny.

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Unknown_14: So Jim started doing these skits and there was a very serious breakaway a couple years ago where he fucked up his back and he started doing opioids.

Unknown_14: And I think he's been seriously addicted to painkillers ever since. He's a big fat fuck, right? So chances of back injury are pretty high.

Unknown_14: And after that, for whatever reason, even though he had slipped a disc in his back and needed back surgery multiple times, and was addicted to painkillers, he decided to try and join amateur wrestling. And nobody, almost nobody who plays video games, except like DarkseidPhil, gives a fuck about wrestling. like like ralph and darkside phil and jim sterling are like the only people i know of who care about wrestling it's the weirdest shit it's like a super weird niche you have to be in the right mindset to like wrestling i guess but

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Unknown_14: I don't think most people like him especially not people who play video games so it's like you have when he starts doing his amateur wrestling shit at the beginning he would talk about say like hey I'm doing this WWE thing or not you know amateur wrestling come watch and that never like that didn't work so he started putting clips of his wrestling footage into the show and those sucked And that didn't work. It used to be at the beginning. So like back in the day I used to seriously watch or put on the side a playlist of all the gem acquisitions and I would just have them play at random over and over again and I would just use them as background noise and I would know

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Unknown_14: I listened to him so many times I would know exactly what he says right before he would cut to a random clip of wrestling and it would be like PTSD or like conditioning like Pavlov conditioning where I would hear that phrase Jim Sterling says that phrase I have to fucking alt tab over to the tab and skip past the wrestling footage because it's gay

Unknown_14: and so I think that didn't work so he started putting it like the front and in like random bits of the video and then he's changed his entire Twitter account to look like a wrestling account and it just went on and on and on and then he formed his own fucking wrestling ring and someone messaged me on matrix again because they knew I was streaming and I had my fucking matrix open so it's gonna ting and um

Unknown_14: and then i guess at some point he decided not only am i going to not talk about games not only am i not going to like talk about like because he used to actually enjoy shit i think like not only am i not going to talk about games as if i enjoyed them Not only am I going to insert random wrestling footage throughout the video, not only am I going to talk constantly about communism and anti-capitalism and transphobia and feminism and all this shit, I'm going to transition myself. And so in February, Jim came out as James Stefani Sterling, a non-binary queen.

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Unknown_14: And someone pointed this out on like Local Farm or something, but

Unknown_14: For whatever reason, Jim Sterling has become psychologically attached to the cheapest, ugliest wig that has ever been donned on a person's fucking head. So it's just a genuinely appalling experience to look at him.

Unknown_14: And I think he's gotten so fucking lazy. He just pays someone to do his editing for him, so he doesn't even stand at the podium and bash, you know, and do the gesticulating. Most of his video is just like... Pan and zooms of of stock footage literal stock footage almost all of them stocks footage of like random young women I guess that's what gets his pee pee hard. And it is his show sucks and it's not surprising that he has lost subscribers after coming out. And no matter what he says in this video, he has been losing subscribers for a while, for months. So it's not just that he came out, it's that his content sucks and he's now, like, visually abhorrent to people.

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Unknown_14: So I promised on Friday that if this next stream that came out today, or next video that came out today, was full of salt like I expected it would be, because he had just dipped under 900,000 subscribers, he's going backwards, Um, I would do a impromptu live stream and I would talk about it to the great people who subscribe to my channel Uh, so here we are. Um, I have this set up skewed and desaturated Because uh, I don't want to get caught with like content id and taken down This is another thing like i'm obviously going to pause and comment over the entire video

Unknown_14: I don't think Jim Sterling of all people would DMCA me. He might report me for bullying, I guess, but he's not gonna DMCA me. I'm just afraid of Content ID, so sorry. The video is not important at all.

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Unknown_14: If you are listening to this and only listening to this, you are missing out on precisely nothing except visual eyesore. There's something about the way that his editor Justin and non-binary lover does when editing that just makes you nauseous. It's like seasickness, the way that the editing is done. And he doesn't give a fuck. I've added Jim on Twitter and said like, look, can you please change your editing so that it's less horrible? And he refuses.

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Unknown_14: I guess because he doesn't want to pay anyone better than Justin because Justin's like his fuck toy anyways But I've listened to about it's about 30 minutes long I've sat through about 20 minutes already and I expected that at some point in that 20 minutes He would kind of ease off the salt. He would you know chill out and talk about things more productive and But after being salty for 20 minutes, he then suddenly says, now time to talk about transphobia. And it doesn't stop. So I'm like, okay, I guess I'll do a live reaction to the last 10. So just a warning, I've already seen most of this, but I think that it will be funny throughout. And on that note, let us begin.

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Unknown_16: It is time to celebrate the milestone for the ages! The under 900,000 subscriber special!

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Unknown_08: Oh my god, I'm sorry, I muted myself.

Unknown_14: I like how, even in that clip, he cannot hide how angry he is. I think he's much more angry than he's letting on. So he's trying to be performative to show that he's actually genuinely upset.

Unknown_14: And it really, I think, tattles that he's actually super pissed about it. Because you would expect him to be super professional about this and be like, yeah, I've lost a lot of subscribers, but you know it happens and let's look at the reasons why that might be and what we can do as a society to change our perspectives on trans creators and whatever no from the get-go he is like literally wringing his fucking hands just to show people that no actually i am pissed off about this and uh he has throughout the video random people he does shit with i guess to like come in and congratulate him and they're all like his personal friends and it's really pathetic

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Unknown_01: Congratulations from all of us here at Ashens to James Stephanie Stirling for managing to get under 900,000 subscribers. Do you know what? I honestly didn't think you'd do it for a while. When I first saw that pink leather jacket, well, I thought it was just too fabulous. I thought people are going to subscribe just to see the jacket. But no, turns out people are blind as well as stupid. So congratulations on this most auspicious of occasions.

Unknown_14: So, that's just a message that if you unsubscribe from Jim, you're stupid and blind, because you have no sense of taste. I like how even his friends are angry. They're angry for him. And that's great, that really adds a lot to it. Sorry about this lot, I haven't got any Boglins.

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Unknown_18: Wow, less than 900,000 subscribers! Could you ever believe it? We truly have come a long way from 927,000 subscribers. You know, it feels like only February since we last had such a number. because it was February, in the time since we've managed to successfully bleed subscribers at a rate one could only call hemorrhagical. Seriously though, I want to say a deep and personal thank you to all of my unsubscribers. I wouldn't be where I am today without your withdrawal of support, and I want you to know that every unsubscription matters. Remember if you click the bell for notifications,

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Unknown_14: He complains about YouTube here in a second, but I mean, I want to make sure that it's not me, right? It's not just me hoping that he's salty. He genuinely comes across as super fucking upset, right? I'm not, like, fantasizing about this. Like, he actually comes across as genuinely angry at each and every person who dropped out of his channel.

Unknown_14: He's seething. I really wish I could unsub.

Unknown_18: Well, YouTube will barely notify you of my content anyway, but click on it again just to really make sure you don't get any. At the risk of sounding parasocial, I consider you all to be my family.

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Unknown_14: This is great. This part's coming. I'm just warning you, pay attention to this. This is funny.

Unknown_18: in that I don't talk to you and you won't see me again. As my live-in partner Gerard Butler can attest, family has always mattered to me, and since my own family has been fairly casual and unsurprised about recent changes in my life, I've had to get my feelings of familial abandonment somewhere else. And thank fuck there's always been YouTube.com for negative reinforcement and a constant, overwhelming sense of punishment for literally doing anything. Whether you're doing the same type of content and getting called repetitive, or doing new content that won't get shared because repetition is what gets rewarded. I wish I could point to one decision, event, or situation that led to such a dramatic decrease in subscribers over such a short time. But the simple fact of the matter is this. We did it all together. I kept publishing videos, you kept unsubscribing. It's as simple as that. Of course, based on one's existing opinion of the content and channel, you can come up with all sorts of personally sourced reasons for the drop, and lord fucking knows I've seen every single confidently expressed theory.

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Unknown_14: So he goes on to say that you're welcome to guess why he's losing subscribers the way he is.

Unknown_14: You're welcome to your own theories, but he has his own. And unfortunately, he does not say here. He actually goes over each and every theory as to why people might be unsubscribing to him. And I think he saves the best for last. So let us continue.

Unknown_18: One thing I know, though, such a sudden, extreme, and incredibly well-timed drop in numbers definitely has nothing to do with any single thing that might have happened the exact day the mass subscriber exodus started on a platform with historic hostility towards...anyway, the subscriber's dropped off because I talk about capitalism too much. At least that's what I've been told. When I was just re-enf-

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Unknown_14: So theory A, he talks about capitalism too much. And to be fair, this is a very good theory because he never shuts the fuck up about it. He constantly has to remind you. Even when he's on a good streak and he's talking about things that are sensible, he then just drives off the cliff and says like, you know what, we should abolish the monetary system and give people handouts. That way everyone will have access to video games and there won't be microtransactions.

Unknown_18: Forcing the belief that Electronic Arts is a bad video game company that does bad things, I was cheered and applauded and carried around town in a big chair and given the key to the city. When I started to explain how, and why, Electronic Arts is bad, I started getting side-eyes. And then I dared say the word capitalism out loud, because you can intimate it, but you can't say the word. Because then, too many people worked out that the show is about how capitalism is bad. And then, that's when I did too much politics. Well, that and whenever I've acknowledged...

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Unknown_14: I like that part. It's like a retcon. It's sort of like, you know those 10 years of Jimquisitions you've been listening to where people talk passionately about a video game or something like that? That's actually all coded reference to capitalism being bad. It's like, um, the, uh, Rinkowski brothers, the Matrix people, retconning the Matrix to be an allegory towards transitioning, which is just bullshit. It's like, no, it used to be about video games, dude.

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Unknown_18: A woman exists in video games. That's to politics as well. Repetition is of course a big criticism of the show, a genuine and fair reason to unsubscribe if you don't like hearing how capitalism is ruining everything every single week and who does. Once again, this was less of an issue in 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, and 2014,

Unknown_18: but I'm acutely aware that telling you EA is bad and microtransactions suck is an easier pill to swallow every week than telling you Bobby Kotick will have made thousands of more dollars that he doesn't need by the time you're done watching this video even if you turn this video off right NOW.

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Unknown_14: I like how I mentioned the Matrix and then he cuts to a still from the Matrix for the pill allegory, it's very nice.

Unknown_18: There are many fair reasons to not want to watch my show or support the channel or whatever, I barely want to do all those things myself, and only the fair reasons are the reasons that so many subscribers went away so fast and so recently. We did at one point wonder if it had anything to do with coming out visibly as trans on the notoriously trans-hostile YouTube.com, but I've been assured by gamers and YouTube commenters the world over that suddenly losing 2,000 subs the exact day I came out and a further 2,000 with every subsequent post is sheer coincidence. No, it's because I said the word capitalism too much.

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Unknown_18: It can be multiple factors in case you're wondering, but I brought this up Let's look at the social blade.

Unknown_14: He keeps hammering. He lost 2,000 subscribers the very day that he came out, but you can look at the stats and Starting in August he had essentially negative or zero growth and then in September 28th He loses subscribers for the first time Stagnates completely November it drops another 2,000 over two weeks and then by December it's down 4,000 from where it was at its peak

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Unknown_14: It climbs a little because during the new year, Jim puts out his top 10 best and worst video games, and those reviews are his most popular by far.

Unknown_14: So he rebounded a little bit when he actually set aside his psychopathic ranting about capitalism to talk about video games again. And then from that point on, it is not from February, it is from January 10th, the week after his top 10 worst and best video game streams or videos. that he is on a steady decline.

Unknown_14: The idea that this, February 10th, is where it starts declining is fictitious. You can see with your own eyes that it starts at the beginning of the year, and it starts a little bit before then, but it rebounds a bit, and then it starts dropping off, but only after he transitions. So now everything that's lost after this belongs to the transition. It's not anything else, even though you can look at the fucking numbers and see it for yourself, that it was happening before.

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Unknown_18: Well, that and the creepy fucking advert edits I've been putting into the show, which... again, that one is fair. We're gonna skip past this when it comes up, by the way. He legit doesn't know what the fuck to do with his content anymore, so he literally just downloads old, uh, advertisements and makes sound effects over them, and then puts them in- in the video.

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Unknown_14: So, I'm just gonna spare you that.

Unknown_14: Is that man a midget or is Jim Sterling really fucking tall?

Unknown_07: Jim Sterling looks like he's six foot six next to this midget.

Unknown_06: be here on such a momentous 900,000 subscriber special.

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Unknown_06: It's great.

Unknown_06: Really great.

Unknown_07: Just... I don't think we're on it. We've had so much fun over the years here on the Jimquisition. Why don't we take a look back on how we got here?

Unknown_14: The best of the Jimquisition is the title card. I'm actually wondering, do you guys think if I posted British, uh, this, like a still of this with Jim standing next to a title card that says under 900,000 subscribers on it, do you think if I sent that to British women posting their L's and they reposted that, that Jim would take that as a win? Like I got, I got put on the British women posting their L's fail blog. I guess that is, um, that's validating. That's so gender euphoric.

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Unknown_14: Okay this sucks by the way. At some point in 2019 or 2020 he started really railing on Bethesda because of Fallout 76 and he'll dance to this rave song with his crab hands saying Bethesda is a bad video game company and he calls it the fuck Bethesda dance. He'll do this for two minutes straight. This is also something that I have to skip past because it's awful.

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Unknown_14: And he loves it for some reason. He thinks it's the best thing he's ever done.

Unknown_02: What is that in? Haven't we got anything else good?

Unknown_07: Listen, when my agent gave me this gig, they said that this was... momentous. That's why I used the word momentous. It is.

Unknown_02: It is. We're at the Royal Opera House.

Unknown_02: Okay. Okay. This is what it looks like.

Unknown_02: They've always got a green screen here.

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Unknown_07: Right. Right.

Unknown_14: Are they actually in the same room? Is this like two green screen footages put next to the other? Whatever. This guy's not funny.

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_14: And he's ruining my song.

Unknown_02: This is what he looks like. Fuck off. They've always got a green screen here.

Unknown_13: Fuck off, midge.

Unknown_02: Right. Right. You little midge. Okay. Bull-legged dwarf.

Unknown_18: It's not a shed. It's not a shed?

Unknown_07: I've seen better sheds.

Unknown_18: I was over building or growing anything here because it fucking sucks Aside from the fact that queer content is buried suppressed and demonetized to such a degree. It's not even up for debate It's a literal fact this the video is reversed, but I'll read it for you SNL producer and filmmaker are the latest to accuse YouTube of anti-LGBT bias the 12 complainants in the class-action lawsuit say an algorithm that restricts content is an attempt to push them off the platform and

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Unknown_14: So they're claiming oppression, even though every multinational company in the entire fucking world supports LGBT rights and posts gay rainbow shit on their fucking Twitter timelines, they are still oppressed because the ad algorithm is not promoting their content enough. I'm sure that it has nothing to do with the fact that their content sucks. This is the great thing about machine learning and AI is that now the AI realizes beep boop this content is shit nobody fucking cares and then it demotes your shit because it sucks and then they complain about and they follow a lawsuit then they have to walk over to the robot and he'll beg for his life they're like no sir you gotta you gotta eat the you gotta take the pause load Mr. Algorithm Bot you gotta fucking promote this shit

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Unknown_18: Many mid-tier YouTube channels have felt pretty buried lately. My own videos struggle to reach even the people who want to see them. It seems every week I get more people telling me they only know about my videos now from Twitter or Patreon. Since about the middle of last year, when I started calling out systemic abuse at game companies, most notably the sex abuse at Ubisoft, the channel's discoverability appeared to plummet. And while that may genuinely have been a coincidence, it only served to further my belief that YouTube is a site that relies on negative reinforcement to scare content into being created, rather than encourage it.

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Unknown_14: That's an important note. Um, Jim has claimed ever since he put out a video, um, that was nothing. It was not a regular Jimquisition. I think that they still feature it very prominently on his channel. Uh, but if you go there, it will be like, it's just a bunch of people, either people directly or people reading messages from alleged employees at Activision. I think it was Activision. saying that they had been sexually assaulted and shit at the workplace and that was Jim believes that that video bombed his SEO maybe that company threatened YouTube to like remove it from the algorithm or whatever and hurt his channel

0:27:56
Unknown_14: And that may be true. I'll give them the benefit of a doubt and say that might be true. But it may also just be that people who subscribe for video game content don't want to hear people talk about being raped. And you can say that's a fault of the people not caring enough or whatever, but that's a distinct possibility.

Unknown_18: It's a platform of constant negative reinforcement, and I'm not just talking about how its algorithm favors conflict and misery over any other type of discourse. The algorithm changes and the bar for success shifts so much that some creators sound borderline superstitious when talking of ways to appease it. All I know is this, whenever I felt punished or put down in my job, it's almost always because something happened on YouTube. Not my Patreon, not social, except losing Twitter followers by talking about wrestling too much, which is another fair point. But YouTube is where I feel constantly miserable and at a dead fucking end. And I've felt this way for years, of course.

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Unknown_14: See, as somebody mentioned, maybe he shouldn't put certain words in the title of his videos as anywhere in the videos.

Unknown_14: I've learned watching the Trisha Paytas and Ethan Klein podcast thing called frenemies that they're very particular to refer to sexual assault as essay. Which always makes me think they're saying friend in spanish like i wrote my essay like i had an essay last night. Um, but I mean, it's an abbreviation for sexual assault to bypass the fact that YouTube will actively demote and potentially even demonetize content that talks about sexual assault and rape and shit.

0:29:12
Unknown_18: Whilst I've made no secret about it, I have a theory that it is in some ways deliberate on Google's part. Not as in they're personally targeting ME by making my videos impossible to fucking find, but after talking with other mid-level creators, I openly wonder if YouTube's trying to get people to jump before they're pushed, to get them off of Google's notoriously expensive-to-maintain YouTube.com, so only the biggest and most successful channels are there to take up resources.

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Unknown_11: Hi, Sterling, this is Evil Uno of Dark Order, or AEW, here to tell you congratulations on 900,000 subscribers on YouTube. I don't know if you know this, but by my math, that's near a million. That's a lot of people. Congratulations to you.

Unknown_02: Craig, you bastard. Did you tell him the number was going up or down? Up or down?

Unknown_14: You stupid, stupid bastard! You see what I mean? The skits, when he's just, like, angry, it's funny. It doesn't matter if it's about video games or his channel or YouTube, it's funny. But then he's like, oh, I'm actually, I'm, it's not just people, like, listening to me be angry. It's like, I'm actually a comedian. I'm a multifaceted individual and everyone loves everything that I do. Let me also sketch comedy routines with my dwarf friend between buttfucking sessions. We need to do some of that. People will love that.

0:30:39
Unknown_18: Well, Mattel will keep it on ice. We can play it if the number ever goes back up.

Unknown_07: No. It's never going back up.

Unknown_18: I know. Google has already done all it can to strangle brand new and small creators on the platform. By raising the requirements to make money, to lowering discoverability and support for new creators, YouTube has become an increasingly more difficult place to come into at an entry level. The idea of growth on the platform for many creators is a fucking joke. This is reinforced by the different and arbitrary ways in which YouTube's rules and community standards are applied. Huge channels have publicly broken the rules many, many, many times, and got on a slap on the wrist at best. Even hate speech has been protected by Google before, or at least re-monetized after a token show of demonetization. There is only one rule on YouTube. Be popular already. I say this to say that I genuinely don't see a future for this channel. At all. Don't get me wrong, my channel and my career are two different things, and the channel itself ain't going anywhere. Not by my choice anyway. But it's a little more than a shelf on which I display my wares now. Again, that's how it should be.

0:31:56
Unknown_14: Like literally, this is how I do it with my streams. I put it on YouTube because that's the most accessible platform for a lot of people. I've tried others, and I know that people choose to watch videos in a billion, trillion different formats, and you can't cater to all of them on a smaller platform. You just can't. You need YouTube because YouTube has high quality videos. It has low latency streaming. It has multiple levels of qualities so that you can watch on 480p. If you're mobile, you can watch a video in any way you want on YouTube. and that's why people use it and then they can then google's fucking machine algorithm will know a million other videos that you want to watch too um that's why people use it and it's like yeah you should be using it as a way to outreach to find new people so that you can take those people and say hey by the way i you know i'm doing other shit that actually is important to me Um, and that's, you know, the whole, the whole reason why I even talk on these streams is because I wanted, I needed at a certain point in 2019, I think even 2018, I realized that if I just kept on my little hidey hole and I did my forum and I, I, you know, suffered in silence, nobody would ever give a fuck and nobody would ever know like the bullshit that I put up with to keep that side up. It's like, I have to find some way to tell people just how much shit I eat on a daily basis.

0:33:10
Unknown_14: So it's like, no, you should always... YouTube is fleeting. It's momentary. It should be a stepping stone to something more solid because YouTube itself is fickle and retarded and ran by a Polish woman. It's not your friend.

Unknown_18: This is nothing I've made a secret of in the past, and it's been evident for a while. YouTube is, unfortunately, still the best place to PUT videos, but viewing the platform itself as my career is... Well, look at the situation. Even if I wanted to make YouTube my career, it would be a bad, bad, BAD fucking business move. It always has been, and always will be. I said years ago, and by years ago, I mean almost half a decade ago, that without something like Patr- See what I mean?

0:34:06
Unknown_14: He only uses, like, stock footage of, like, women. I think they're very specifically, he looks through the stock footage, and he picks out, or Justin does, and he picks out the women that he wants to be trans-beings with. It makes sense when you think about it that way, what videos he picks.

Unknown_18: I'd have packed this up already because it would have been completely fucking unviable. Back then I was told I was being melodramatic for stating such things, but it's fucking true that copyright strikes are an absolute plague now, to the point where anyone relying on ad revenue is absolutely terrified to step out of line and attract the attention of corporate interests. To avoid both copyright and bad language that would put off advertisers, people are butchering their content, self-censoring. All the things the gamers usually rail and rally against is being done constantly by content creators, to themselves, to stop bots from claiming their ad revenue or demonetizing their content.

0:34:43
Unknown_14: Because you gave them consent to. There used to be people who spoke out against this, but then you called them transphobes and had them banned. So now you're stuck, Jim. You banned everyone who would take your side on these issues, and you're all by your fucking lonesome with multinational corporations serving up your ass to fucking AdRev. Deal with it.

0:35:36
Unknown_18: Even self-styled free speech activists will mind their language when money's on the line, because YouTube is increasingly becoming like network television, something it's wanted for years. Content creators have to appease advertisers like they're on TV. Except none but a blessed handful are paid like it. The burnout and the mental health issues faced by content creators, many of them far younger than me. Far younger than me getting burnt the fuck out. I mean, it's...

0:36:08
Unknown_14: This place is a hellhole. Now move it! That's retarded. Like, you can just take a break. If you don't- if you don't- Like, I understand that there's financial repercussions for taking a break from YouTube or whatever, but... I mean, if you're that burned out, just take a break. I've done it before. I try to stream consistently every Friday, but I take breaks when it's like, I don't feel like it. You know? Why force your- Why- This is something I'll never understand, and I realize that there are some things in life you have to do. You have to come to terms with, like, Paying taxes and dealing with the federal government and dealing with all this shit that you don't wanna fucking deal with me just gotta fucking deal with and that's growing up, but when it comes to your job like most people have a choice with people not slaves if you don't like something you know.

0:36:53
Unknown_14: Do something else. Your life is 700,000 hours long. That's it. 700,000. That is your entire life. That is 80 years. So why the fuck would you spend 40 of that every week doing something you don't want to fucking do?

Unknown_14: I don't know, just, for the love of fucking God, if you hate it that much, do something else.

Unknown_18: Never, however, the reliance on income and work outside of YouTube.com is important to me. Not just from a financial standpoint, but from a personal fulfillment one. I've never had a single positive experience working on YouTube as a platform. Not one. Every email I've received from YouTube, I've dreaded, because I don't expect good things. They're never good things. I expect to be told a new video is blocked, or has been taken down, or that I'm under threat, or that YouTube has made another dramatic change that impacts the lives of creators but nobody was warned about. I've never received a good email from YouTube before. Nothing with positive news, not unless it's telling me a video's gone back up, but even then it's only because I got one telling me it had been taken down. Even the mechanical process of uploading a video is annoying, broken, and fucking annoying! At least on Twi- You know, I get emails- I get nice emails from- from YouTube.

0:37:59
Unknown_14: They're like, hey, we're interested in the opinions of 0.5% Ashkenazi Jewish people. Would you like to participate in a survey? And I would say, sure, I'd love to participate in the story- the survey. And then they email me back a week later and say, uh, sorry, we don't actually want to proceed with talking to you.

Unknown_18: Twitch, a platform riddled with its own problems, I can claim I've had fun. At least on Patreon, a platform riddled with its own problems, I can say I made money. On YouTube, I've had nothing but stress, fights, expensive lawsuits, harassment both from communities and corporations, and now I'm watching subscribers drop on a platform that's been miserable for me specifically because I became happy in my personal life. That is just…

0:38:38
Unknown_18: Well, it's perfect, really. Very much like getting to almost a million subs and then rapidly declining, it's just a very Jim Sterling way to go. It's perfect.

Unknown_14: The latest- Is that what- you think that's it? That he was almost at a million, and then it went backward? Do you think that particularly is why it pisses him off? Like, he really just wanted that nice round number. He wanted that golden play button. And then he came out, and it was like, mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. That guy from that bathroom video comes over and just starts patting the gold play button on the wall. He's like, sorry, not for you.

0:39:24
Unknown_03: Strange of vaccines from Creedland Crabnuts.

Unknown_03: St. Vile's disease.

Unknown_03: Lung mange.

Unknown_03: Swampy monglers.

Unknown_03: Achey anus.

0:40:01
Unknown_03: A case of the oopsie doodles.

Unknown_03: Chicken pricks.

Unknown_03: Oh, here's more.

Unknown_14: Here's more funny content, but I didn't see this the first time I watched it because I have sponsor block and I noticed that people tend to sponsor block his wrestling footage, which is really fucking awesome. I noticed that chat didn't work and I'm working on fixing that right now, by the way.

Unknown_03: And of course, mystery flavor. Is it for Tetanus? Is it just air? Who knows or dares to dream?

0:40:37
Unknown_03: Okay, if you're only just listening, at this part in the stream, my internet dies, and then I wait for it to come back up, and after I resume the stream, for whatever reason, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Awaken starts playing, and this is the aftermath of that.

Unknown_14: Just so you know. A certified disaster.

Unknown_14: Ah, how embarrassing.

Unknown_14: Anyways, so there's this guy called Jim Sterling.

Unknown_14: He's really fucking fat.

Unknown_15: Hello everyone, Laura Kay Buzz here, Laura Kate Dale, and I am just sending this message to congratulate my good, good friend, James Stephanie Sterling on finally dropping below 900,000 subscribers on YouTube. You're on your way to the top by going down, and I am here to congratulate you for that. Very few could have done what you did, and I am incredibly proud of my friend.

0:41:36
Unknown_14: That, um, this is Laura Kate Dale. This is the person that Jim Sterling does their podcast with. And this is the very famous Twitter author who posted a picture of them in a hospital gurney looking really fucked up on drugs saying,

Unknown_14: I have a vagina! So if you're wondering who this person is, that's them.

0:42:10
Unknown_17: Ooh, is this it? Wait, no it's not. Oh, I didn't even notice that!

Unknown_14: It was so quiet, I was probably playing Apex Legends when I heard this. So this is the moment you've all been waiting for, this is gonna be talking about transphobia.

Unknown_17: I've been waiting for.

Unknown_18: So look, let's come down a brass fucking tax. There are many reasons to not like my content, I admit that. You can grow tired of the format, or get sick of hearing about the subject. Some people take breaks from my work because of mental health reasons, and I totally get that, this show can be depressing. But the fact of the matter is this. I did indeed lose 2000 subs at once the exact day I wore a fucking wig and lipstick to work,

0:42:46
Unknown_14: Okay, what is more depressing? That A, Jim Sterling makes content that his viewers tell him, his avid, most beloved, most trusted viewers tell him, are psychologically damaging to them, and he doesn't care and keeps making them. Or B, being so frail and pathetic that talking about transphobia can burn you out and cause you to crash into slumber, Chris-chan style. Vote A or B now, chat.

0:43:27
Unknown_14: I'll let the video play, but I'll keep an eye on it.

Unknown_18: God knows what this one's gonna do to the numbers. I personally expected to take a bigger hit up front and be done with the bleedout before now, but I failed to take into account that aforementioned issue of YouTube never showing my fucking videos to people. I mean, I still have subscribers. Viewers. Saying, oh, the wig's new?

0:44:02
Unknown_18: What's up with that then? And it's not their fault. Some of them have even asked.

Unknown_14: I think chat decided that B was more pathetic, being the type of person to crash in a slumber over Jim Sterling videos.

Unknown_14: We also debunked, we very thoroughly debunked the whole, oh my wig caused me to lose subscribers, because no, that fucking, you were going downhill before then. Like, measurably so.

Unknown_18: Like, like, are you still uploading? Yeah.

0:44:37
Unknown_18: For some reason. As far as I'm concerned, the regular drip loss of 2,000 people shows how hard it's been for my subs to even see my videos, as clearly each week another couple thousand of them see my new look and fuck off. Seeing where we are now, and where we were, it would appear tens of thousands of people fled the channel because I came out as a transfeminine enby, and that's... Well, that is fine, on one level. Plenty have told me not to worry about it, that it's no big loss if a bunch of trans folks fuck off, but it's disappointing that so many people drew the line at my happiness. That nightmare creatures such as the Cornflake Homunculus or Pogfucker were okay, but my being trans isn't.

0:45:10
Unknown_14: Because those were funny! Like, okay, like, this is funny too, but this is funny for the wrong reason. The cornflakes homunculus thing was funny. It was actually, I'll give him this, the fucking him taping a bag of cornflakes over his face and making pained, agonized noises while wearing a trash bag, in case you don't know what the skit was, he dressed up like this, with a bag of cornflakes over his head, he wore a trash bag, and he would thrash around with a box on his arm making horrific noises. And that was genuinely his best skit, because it would come out of nowhere, and before it overstayed its welcome, it was fucking over. That's comedy, it's all about timing, and it's like when half the fucking AVGN video is dedicated to Bugs Bunny getting shit on, it's not funny. but when the fucking cornflakes thing happens and it's three seconds long and it's like a punchline and it's funny.

0:45:47
Unknown_14: The wig thing has been going on for months and it was funny the first time and now it's just sad and you take it off and end the skit, Jim.

Unknown_18: That it was okay to wear wigs and costumes and makeup when I was portraying anything other than myself. And I need to push back against the sublosses here, not because it explicitly matters on its own, but because it puts pay to the ridiculous idea that people transition for the sake of their careers, because... Jesus fucking Christ, do you know what a ridiculously stupid career move that would be for me? To come out as trans. on YouTube, in front of hardcore gamers. The same people that don't even want an NPC off to the side in a game to be trans. Let alone anyone front and center. And have you seen how hostile the world is to trans people? Anyone coming out because they think it'll help their career is a fucking imbecile. I knew what was gonna happen when I came out, especially me. I'm old, and nowhere near as pretty as some people. There was no way I was ever gonna be acceptably trans for the wider nerd culture to accept.

0:47:16
Unknown_14: I mean, to be fair, Jim Sterling looks like the average British woman.

Unknown_18: That's a very fucking slim margin as well, and when I say accept, I never mean fully accept all the way. And I already knew that among all my controversial videos and hot takes, nothing ever drew ire to my channel, like videos that even passingly mention trans issues. Look at the response to my criticisms of transphobia in Deadly Premonition 2. Or the sheer hate that got piled onto me for criticizing a game literally called, T, I'm not gonna say it, Gladiator. People got pissed that I wouldn't say it. They were like, why won't you say it? Why do you censor it in the video title? Like, they really wanted me to say it. People wanna say it so much. YouTube is notoriously hateful.

0:47:53
Unknown_14: Is that a reference to the N-word? This is new territory for me, by the way. I cut out about 19 minutes in.

Unknown_14: Transgladiator? Oh, it wasn't even the N-word!

Unknown_14: That's less funny.

Unknown_18: ...of trans people, and by coming out I was putting my head in a fucking fire, and anyone debating that is also a fucking idiot or deliberately bloody ignorant. Since coming out I've been the subject of all manner of ridiculous rumors, assumptions, and frankly grotesque and invasive discussions. I've also noticed the perception shift among some of my own fans. People who have told me they went off me not because of coming out, but because my content and persona completely changed afterwards. And I'm like, fucking what?

0:48:27
Unknown_18: I was trans before I came out and literally nothing about the show changed except some videos now have multiple topics per episode.

Unknown_14: No, literally when Jim came out or right before then, that's when he completely redid his studio. That's when he changed his logo. That's when he changed up the podium. And when he started doing the fucking editing, which is just awful, all of that's new and it all happened at once. So it's not even like there's an A B testing to see, what was the change before and after a specific thing, because it all happened at once. It could be any combination, and it was a combination of things. The editing to me is the worst thing. I could probably still listen to this idiot and watch the videos, if not for how utterly seasick they made me.

0:49:06
Unknown_18: But is anthology trans?

0:49:37
Unknown_18: Tranthology. I just came up with that one on the fly.

Unknown_18: It is surreal to see myself talked about as if I've died when I feel more alive than ever.

Unknown_17: To be viewed as an alien version of Jim Sterling when I feel more like me than I ever did.

Unknown_18: Hell, I've even seen people say they miss things that I still do.

Unknown_18: all since coming out. And on that note, Boston's Favourite Son can be heard wherever bad podcasts can be found. But of course, those who have never met a trans person- Oh, what the fuck was that?

0:50:10
Unknown_14: He has another podcast? Boston's Favourite Son? What the fuck, I've never even heard of this.

Unknown_14: I don't even wanna know. It's probably about wrestling. Fuck that. Okay, fine, fine, give me- I'll pull it up.

Unknown_18: I'll let this play and I'll pull it up.

Unknown_14: Ohhhhh.

0:50:55
Unknown_18: He most- To be looked at differently, to be talked about differently. I've experienced- That's- that's- that's such- such bullshit.

Unknown_14: That people... That you lose opportun- Me? Uh, uh, okay, granted. I don't know. Like, I'm not trans. Thank fucking God. I'll never have to experience what that- what the process is after the transitioning, but like...

Unknown_14: I can't imagine that people that you lose money like you can you can make so much fucking money by being a token look at look at people on Twitter who are like their only thing is that they're trans and they're conservative and that's all it fucking takes for people to throw money at them

0:51:41
Unknown_14: Whatever.

Unknown_14: Boston's favorite son, Jim and Conrad have a friend named Jonathan who was once famous for being on Road Rules and Will Be Again. They'll Make Sure of It, a podcast about fame and fortune.

Unknown_08: You're a little unhappy with how your levels look?

Unknown_18: What, were you the designer on Croc and the Legend of

Unknown_18: I just come on in just thinking. Oh, what the fuck is this? Come up. No, no, no, no. No, that doesn't line up with how I remember things.

0:52:14
Unknown_06: Oh yeah. How do you remember it? I remember road rules, Northern trail. Oh yeah. And then is this a wrestling thing?

Unknown_14: What the fuck is road rule? I'll search this and then I'll move on. But like for real, what the fuck is this?

Unknown_14: A diverse group of five or six people in their late teens to mid-twenties are chosen to travel together in an RV, completing missions in order to receive a handsome reward. Each season's trip takes place in a different region.

0:52:46
Unknown_14: an MTV reality show that's uh look okay look i have no fucking idea what this podcast is about and i have zero interest in it i have negative interest in it i would rather listen to jim sterling bitch about trannies and in transphobia for another 10 minutes all these things already quite a bit and i've only been public a few months

Unknown_18: After coming out, people get treated completely differently. Not just like they've had a change, but like they are a completely new person, a different identity altogether. Even if they themselves haven't actually changed all that much except for becoming more happy and alive. The very idea that coming out in front of gamers on YouTube would benefit my career in games media in any fucking way is absurd. It's beyond absurd. It's pure moon logic. In America, there are multiple states where you can get away with literally murdering trans people on the basis of you pana-

0:53:20
Unknown_14: Okay, now this, the gay trans panic defense, what it is and how to end it. If you are in a certain state, or certain states, and you bring home a foxy lady, right, you think, ooh, I'm drunk, and this person named Lilith, they look good to me, let's take them home, and then, you know, you get them naked and they have a dick, You are allowed to have a SPAC attack and murder them in cold blood. That is a legal defense. Because it's like a sexual assault thing. You're allowed to defend yourself in a sexual assault situation. And Jim's bitching about that.

0:54:10
Unknown_18: king over their transness. When some snotty little cis boy asks me, oh what rights don't trans people have? The literal right to not be killed is one of them. In the UK, my country of origin, the so-called gender critical movement has reached such a position of power that it is influencing government oppression of trans people. The invasive, gatekeeping, utterly inhumane treatment of trans people in the UK medical field is downright criminal, while gender-critical leaders openly call for violence against trans people, funded of course by evangelical right-wing hate groups. You may have heard the word TERF before. Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist. Despite originally loving the term, most TERFs try and claim it's a slur now. It's not a true name for them, really, because they're so regressive and outright harmful to cis women as well as trans, that the word feminist shouldn't be anywhere near them. But whatever- Why?

0:54:45
Unknown_14: Why? I know a lot of TERFs because of the forum. I cannot think of a single issue that a TERF has ever brought up that was like, that would be damaging to cis women.

0:55:37
Unknown_14: Ever.

Unknown_14: I mean, I guess some of them, like, subscribe to, like, homesteading philosophies, but... I don't know. That's just bullshit. That's moon logic.

Unknown_18: scarily so. They are obsessed with trans people. It's not just J.K. Rowling, and it's not just Graham Linehan, although fuck those two turfy wankers, there are loads of people whose Twitter timelines are just full of arguments against trans people. It's, they think about trans people more than trans people do, they report everyone's innocuous tweets to Twitter to try and get rid of them, like they are, they want all trans people just gone. and he's complaining that uh TERFs and whatever will report um like trans twitter accounts that say like we should lock all women up in like breeding barns and make them suck girl dick that would be base they report that and then they get banned and then they cry about it You know, folks like J.K. Rowling get the support and the pity of so many people in entertainment, while the TERFs work to increase their political power, of which they have a scary, terrifying amount. It's become something of a grim, bitter joke in trans communities that you have to research a British comedian to find out if they want you dead or not. But...you do. You do.

0:56:16
Unknown_14: John Cleese spent the weekend making jokes about trans people on Twitter.

0:57:07
Unknown_18: because the UK media establishment is so- It gets to you, trans comedians on transphobia and cancel culture. Oh fucking transphobic. And that's the country I was planning to flee to if things in America truly got too shit. But I've got trans friends in the UK who are actually trying to flee the country! Because it hates them so much. In fact, someone made news for getting asylum status in New Zealand FROM the UK because of its transphobia.

Unknown_14: I swear to God, you fucking British people. You saw what was happening and you thought we're gonna be ultra transphobic now just so that you have to keep Jim Sterling in the United States. This is a British conspiracy. They will pick whatever philosophy, political position, geopolitical position, despite me personally. It is a conspiracy from the British to fuck with me.

0:57:52
Unknown_18: There's nowhere for me to run. They started out complaining about trans people using public bathrooms, but over the years have revealed what they really want and always have wanted. Trans people dead. Plain and simple. The more dead to them, the better. So anyway, here's one of the biggest voices in the so-called gender critical movement basically proving that in a really shocking and disgusting way. -"Is it me?"

0:58:28
Unknown_00: -"Um, I had a bit of an idea about-" -"Who the fuck is this?" -"some of the things that you can do, and then, for once, I'm talking to you."

Unknown_00: I'm talking about you dads who maybe carry. I think that's what you say. I'm so done with the American lingo. Maybe you carry, maybe you don't. Maybe you consider yourself a protector of women. Maybe you're that sort of man.

Unknown_00: Maybe you have a daughter or a mother or a wife.

Unknown_00: Maybe you have a sister, maybe you just have some friends. Maybe you just think women are human and you don't need any absolute connection with them to feel compelled to protect us.

0:59:00
Unknown_00: I think you should start using women's toilets, men.

Unknown_18: That's what they think of us, by the way. That's how they see us, that's what they want. They want dead trans people because they think we're disgusting. And that's the world I walked into. Okay? In both the UK- I think- I think the joke is that if you're like an armed man, like you're a rugged armed man, you should be using women's restrooms so that if there's like a sexual assault happening with like a trans person there, you can shoot them.

Unknown_14: And I think that's a joke, but whatever. Whatever reason to be offended and cry, I guess.

0:59:42
Unknown_18: In both the UK and US, laws and bills are being put in place to legislatively end transness. From making the healthcare treatment of trans youth a felony, to forcing kids to have their genitals inspected before they can play sports, I shit you not,

Unknown_14: Okay, people brought this up. I would like to explain to you what the genital, the penis inspection day is. Penis inspection day is when there is already a reason to believe that a kid is in fact an imposter and they are acting sus. The emergency meeting is called and then the coach will say, I want this kid's penis inspected pronto. And they'll send the kid off to the doctor and then the doctor will write a note about the physical genitalia and say, yes, it in fact has a penis. and it will be a general practitioner and it is not the coach. Penis inspection day is a medical thing, it is not a coach and the boy thing.

1:01:10
Unknown_18: There is shit going on.

Unknown_14: Let me read that. Remember, this is all new to me. Legislation affecting LGBT rights across the country. No, it's the ACLU, bitch. You know, I used to donate to the ACLU when I was like a teenager. I set aside, when I first got my first job, I decided I was going to donate to charity when I started making money. So with my fucking Whataburger checks, I donated like a hundred dollars a year to both the ACLU and Wikipedia. And boy oh boy how times and people change.

1:01:41
Unknown_18: Going on right now in this country and in the UK and of course many others that is genocidal towards me and mine.

Unknown_18: That's not hyperbole.

Unknown_18: They want us gone from culture, and then they just want us gone. And that's what all these bills, all these laws, all these debates, that's what they're here for. It's to normalize our eradication.

1:02:16
Unknown_18: And far, far, far too many people have proven receptive to that. Bathroom bills, attacks on trans characters in media, celebrities circling the wagon around JK fucking Rowling, the fucking BBC putting out programs about the so-called trans issue, while refusing to speak to actual trans people, our lives are up for debate and we don't get a fucking say in the matter, we're just called an issue.

Unknown_14: Nothing I can say.

1:02:58
Unknown_14: There was that fucking guy like in the 19 late 1990s Jimmy Seville like if that national Trauma has like built-in like nonce detectors and every British people person and like they see trans people like huh? Oh, that's us that reminds me of Jimmy Seville mate. I can't have that we gotta get rid of that We gotta dump them in America and in the colonies. We gotta dump them in the colonies. Oh

Unknown_18: Say, in a short video, we'll adequately tell you how scary life is for a trans person, and I'm one of the safer ones. It's scary, folks. People want me and mine dead. Gone. Forgotten and hidden away at best, outright murdered at worst. In my home country, and my adopted country, lawmakers are trying to eradicate us, silence us, keep us out of public view. They want us gone. Those in control of pretty much everything want us buried. And you think I chose this life for a laugh? For my career? For points on the fucking Twitters? No.

1:03:49
Unknown_18: Idiot.

Unknown_18: I chose it to live. And as a trans person, that means fighting for my fucking life.

Unknown_18: Please like and subscribe.

1:04:22
Unknown_14: When I came out as non-binary and I put on the wig, the wig was, I did not put on the dollar store wig. The wig chose me and it's my duty to all the trans people, all the trans boys and girls of all ages living here and in the UK, I have to fight for them. I have to be my true original self or else they'll literally die at the hands of the Muhammadines of the UK, the alt-right Christians there. Truly, truly fucking deluded. This is what, is this terminally online? I don't think Jim Sterling's ever left his fucking house except to throw women to the ground in a wrestling ring. I think that's his entire life is like reading Twitter headlines about shit.

1:05:01
Unknown_14: His entire world perspective is based on that.

Unknown_12: Hi everyone, Jonathan Holmes here with a special announcement. Jim Stephanie Sterling has a new crowning achievement. They have done it. They have finally gotten under 900,000 subscribers on YouTube. What? What does that mean? How is that good? You're probably asking yourself. Well, Jim Stephanie is smarter, stronger, and healthier than they've ever been before.

1:05:41
Unknown_14: The quality is this man, black, Asian, Hispanic, white, native American. He's at least 56% white. I'll guess that. I have no fucking idea who this is, by the way.

Unknown_12: Their work is at an all time high and yet their subscribers are going down. Why could that be? Well, it can only be for one reason. People who don't like good things, in fact, are shitheads are leaving the subscriber count. They're taking off the salty to knuckle dragon jack boot ass crack fucks.

1:06:20
Unknown_14: My he's like trying he's like trying to like be angry cuz Jim said like can you give me like a shirt like a stern? Talking to video to all the people who unsubbed kind of like sound get some piss and vinegar in there be angry and this man is like 56 percent white 15 percent Asian 15 percent black And then he is like what's the remainder 14 percent? He's 14 percent pure unadulterated phytoestrogen from Soylent And he just can't. He can't raise his voice in anger. He's unable to. He's got a mental handicap. He only knows how to appreciate trans women for their natural beauty.

1:06:58
Unknown_12: Taking a walk. And you know what? Good riddance to him. That's me talking.

Unknown_12: Jim Stephanie probably wants to keep people happy and watching their videos, but I don't care. I can tell you if you're leaving Jim Stephanie's channel because they are healthier, happier and stronger, smarter than ever. Then you're a piece of shit and you can take a hike back to you.

Unknown_14: I can't emphasize enough that I just asked for a congratulations video for laugh. Thank you. Jonathan from Jonathan from road rules.

1:07:29
Unknown_14: Don't you guys want to hear a podcast with this guy? Ew.

Unknown_12: Ew, Stephanie.

Unknown_14: Is he gonna cry? You gonna cry? You know, I had some other- He's gonna cry! Look at that! He's tearing up!

Unknown_14: Look at that!

Unknown_10: He's holding back tears!

Unknown_18: You know, I had some other stuff to close out with, but I think I'll just say that I'd rather have happiness than a rank on a Social Blade website. Anything else to add from you, Celebrity Host Beanie Tuesday? Where could we see you next?

1:08:04
Unknown_06: Hopefully somewhere better than this.

Unknown_02: Classless. Classless.

Unknown_18: Thank God for me- Classless. I thought you were better than that. I thought you were better.

Unknown_18: than that. I thought my agent was better.

1:08:50
Unknown_14: Okay, that is the video.

Unknown_14: I have thoroughly enjoyed watching this with you guys. Thank you for joining me on short notice to partake in the fruits of Jim Sterling's downfall and tragedy.

Unknown_14: um for whatever reason jim hears this i would tell him to you know what just quit like if you're that unhappy with everything in your life just fucking quit i would say stop trying to be like a woman but i think we're past that point so just dive into it i mean it's his money like right how are you going to tell someone to quit like how much money is he making i'll pull this up i didn't look at this before patreon the jimquisition

1:09:39
Unknown_08: Here we go.

Unknown_08: Jim is making... Can it be any fucking slower? 7,677 patrons. $14,617. You know what, Jim? I changed my advice. Milk these fucking retards for everything they're worth.

Unknown_14: Because they're worth very little and it might as well be your money.

Unknown_14: And when you get that money, I don't know, buy Hasbro. Buy the Hasbro division that owns Boglins and just make your own. Model Boglins after yourself and make Boglins silver coins because fuck it, these people are retards and they deserve to be built.

1:10:13
Unknown_14: Well, that is all I will make sure this gets up on I'll have to edit it because there's that fucking me losing internet in the middle of the stream But I'll get it up on Spotify and library and shit today, and I'll see you on Friday I'm glad that this was as funny as it was because it was everything that I hoped it would be and Yep, that's it. Bye. Bye

1:10:52
Unknown_09: A box of love, a bag of love. Pumping up my gun. Got a pocket full of money. A box of love, a bag of love.

1:11:26
Unknown_04: As the divide between the haves and the have-nots is getting wider, I shake hands with all these bankers and pretty young thigs, vampires, prophets, and kigs, and the doodads. I spent so much time figuring out all of this stuff, sitting in a bottomless pit, singing, if your day's smooth, then you must take her up and back toward the field.

Unknown_09: A box of love, a bag of love, bumping up my door

1:12:31
Unknown_09: A box of love, a bag of love, I'm popping off my gun. Death rocket for all. A box of love, a bag of love, I'm popping off my gun. A box of love, a bag of love.