Litigation+ – Mad at the Internet 2021-04-09

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Unknown_04: Yo, yo, the dog is here. Yo, yo, the dog is here. Yo, yo, the dog is here. Yo, yo, where the East Coast at? Where the West Coast at? Where the Mid-West at? Where the dirty dirty at? Where the East Coast at? Where the West Coast at? Where the Mid-West at? Where the dirty dirty at? Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Had a nigga in the cut, where the wood at? All the niggas acting up, where the walls at? You better bust that if you gon' pull.

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Unknown_04: All them niggas that come out

Unknown_04: what it's gonna be, fucking with a nigga like me, D to the M to the X, last I heard, that niggas was having sex, with the same sex, I show no love, to homo thugs, empty out below, you throw most slugs, how you gonna explain fucking a man, even if we squash the beef, I ain't touching your hand, I don't fuck with chucks, for those that been to jail, that's

0:01:18
Unknown_04: Only know how to be one way. That's the thought. I know how to.

Unknown_00: you couldn't release quality quality music like that anymore in fact even in this like i have to like okay if you try to find this song called where the hood at by dmx you will actually only be able to find censored versions of this song except for one copy of it on youtube that i can find Um, cause even in the dirty uncensored quote unquote uncensored versions of this song, they specifically cut out the audio where DMX says empty out reload and throw Mo slugs because that is a direct insinuation that you should execute homosexuals by gunfire. And even in the modern era, even republications of this, they have to cut out of this like 20 year old song. They have to cut out those lyrics because it's a,

0:02:08
Unknown_00: Is it really that fucked? Okay.

Unknown_00: Okay. You know what? Okay. So I'm going to just talk to myself for a second because I want to keep the ball rolling for the offline copy. But the issue appears to be that the Odyssey that we're trying out right now is buffering so badly that nobody can actually view the stream. So I'm going to drop the bitrate once again to 1,000 kilobits.

0:02:45
Unknown_00: I'm probably, you know what, I'm going to do, I'm going to add Trovo as an alternative just because. Okay, I'm going to start the Trovo copy of it as well.

Unknown_00: Make sure that that's up.

Unknown_00: Very, very frustrating because all these sites are just fucking garbage, really.

0:03:19
Unknown_00: Let's see, I've fixed Odyssey again, and there's a Trovo backup multi-stream.

Unknown_00: Truly, truly just, just the worst.

Unknown_00: You know, my stream isn't like, it's just like a thing that I do. It's not money. You know what I mean? It's not like I make any money from this. I just want to talk.

Unknown_00: I just want to talk and I want to make people laugh and share things that I think are funny. Let me post this up.

Unknown_00: Hopefully the Trovo one will just work. I'm not even going to be able to pay attention to that one.

0:03:57
Unknown_00: Um, but yeah, like all I, all I want to do is like make people, make people a little bit happier by talking about funny things. And it's just, it's so hard. It's so hard to do. And I'm not particularly inflammatory. I don't like say that people should, I don't know. I guess I do say a lot of things, but I'm not that bad.

Unknown_00: My thing is that I'm not, like, a political dissident. I have, like, weird opinions and pretty strong opinions about weird things.

0:04:29
Unknown_00: But I'm not, like... I'm actually not trying to change anything, except a couple internet-related things, like Section 230. I'm an advocate for Section 230. And I am...

Unknown_00: anti-DMCA and in pro-regulating payment networks. That's it. That's all I want to do. That's too much. My politics are a bit too much.

Unknown_00: Back up your post in the chat too. That's so sad because I out of all those platforms the only platform that I have any

0:05:07
Unknown_00: have any long-term interest in is definitely not Trovo. Trovo is so fucking shit that I can't even get them to give me my fucking URL, man, at the internet. Like, Ralph or someone reserved that URL months ago. I tried talking to them, and they didn't give me my URL back.

Unknown_00: So I get still mad. It's just like, why would I send people to this platform that doesn't want me on it? And that can't even do, like, the basic thing. Like, the man at the internet is parked by, like, a non-active account. So it's like a deliberate fuck you from these people. Like, no, we can't even help you accomplish this simple thing. And same with, like, Telegram. Telegram, Kiwi Farms is parked by some fucking guy. I think... I think the Kiwi Farms Telegram channel is parked by Henry Case, who is a fucking psychotic person living in Canada. He's like the Vordrak to Jonathan Yanov. He thinks he's like a second coming of Christ, like a pedophile hunter. He's totally self-righteous. I don't want to ask him for any fucking favors. I don't want anything to do with this guy. I'm not going to ask him to be an admin on this Telegram channel. And the man at the internet channel in Telegram is parked by someone whose account's deleted. And there's apparently, based on what I've seen, zero way to recover that either. So, okay, let me send people over to the centralized service that has all the same flaws of all the other centralized services. so that i can put them in some fucking channel that nobody can help me like either with like a shitty url or uh some parked channel i can't even manage i was like because i guess telegram can't help me reclaim a fucking url why why is that such a big ask why is it such a big ass to be like uh yeah i want my fucking uh i want my channel url why is that such a big deal

0:07:22
Unknown_00: Xander fix it, yeah. Okay, so let me just get into it, because I can't dwell on that for... Oh, you know what?

Unknown_00: Actually, I want to show people this. For the few people who are managing to receive my broadcast, which is only 430 people right now. Very sad.

Unknown_00: These are my plants.

Unknown_00: The top row, I believe, is time. The second row is...

Unknown_00: Parsley and the third and fourth rows are banana pepper plants.

0:07:58
Unknown_00: And, um,

Unknown_00: If you don't remember my struggles, my struggle, a book I'm going to write eventually about banana peppers.

Unknown_00: These are like long, mildly mild spice kind of peppers that are common in the U.S., both in the stores and they are pickled. They are brined and pickled in Subway and you can get them on Subway sandwiches and I can eat. I will literally ask them.

0:08:31
Unknown_00: At Subway for as many banana pepper slices as they can physically put onto a sandwich. And I can eat them raw. They're so fucking good. And they don't exist outside of the U.S. I don't know what it is. I've looked for them in Australia, the Philippines.

Unknown_00: I think that when I was with the 2chan guys, I went to a Subway in Japan trying to find a banana pepper there. Don't have them in Japan.

Unknown_00: Don't have them in Ukraine. Don't have them in Serbia. They don't have these fucking things anywhere. I'm like, okay, fuck it. I'm going to import seeds.

0:09:08
Unknown_00: And grow my own fucking banana peppers so that one day I can brine my banana peppers and eat them. Eat them by the fistful like I would back in the United States. Oh, and please don't give any money on Trovo. Like, don't even bother. The fucking chinks will steal that and I won't get a dime. Just completely not worth it. I think they stole the fucking money from the first owners, too. If I have some money pent up somewhere from Trovo, I'll never see that shit. Don't even fucking bother. Don't put your fucking money into these stupid fucking streaming sites for your spells and lemons and super chats.

0:09:47
Unknown_00: These awful, awful fucking platforms to abuse the fuck out of everyone trying to prop them up.

Unknown_00: It's just awful.

Unknown_00: And I get that they have certain cardholder agreements that they have to abide by.

Unknown_00: But at a certain point, I don't give a fuck.

Unknown_00: Anyone carrying water for the beast is guilty at this point to me.

Unknown_00: Okay. So...

Unknown_00: Where to begin? A British man has died, and this has upset quite a bit of people. But this has also brought joy to many people.

0:10:24
Unknown_00: So I don't know whether to be happy that a British guy is dead or a British guy is dead that's making other British people happy. But I like this article from Al Jazeera saying, don't feel bad that Prince Philip, the husband of the Queen of England, the Duke of Edinburgh, don't feel bad that he's dead because,

Unknown_00: They have assembled together a list of racist statements that he has made so that you can celebrate the death of him.

0:10:58
Unknown_00: Now let's look at some of these attempts to lighten the mood. One, British women can't cook. This is ostensibly, without any reservation, a fact-based statement. British women have not a fucking idea of how to cook. We have seen facts of this for forever.

Unknown_00: And I don't need to prove it to anyone. Well, you know what? I might prove it to people again today.

Unknown_00: Everyone was saying that we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they're unemployed during the recession. Oops, what a gaffe. You are a woman, aren't you, in Kenya, after accepting a small gift from a local woman. Why is that offensive? They, like, cut their hair short, and they're all black, and they all look alike. Like, what the fuck's the issue with that? If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed to a group of British students during a royal visit to China.

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Unknown_00: I guess that's a little bit racist. I only care because they're insulting the Chinese, and as everyone knows, I'm very sympathetic to the Chinese.

Unknown_00: You couldn't have been here that long. You haven't got pot belly. To a Briton he meant in Hungary. I don't know if that's like a... That's not even racist. Were they alleging that he was racist to Hungarians because they're hungry? Is that the... That's stupid. Al Jazeera... What is Al Jazeera? Is Al Jazeera Saudi or Turkish? They don't have any fucking right to complain about shit like this.

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Unknown_00: Aren't most of you descended from pirates to a wealthy islander in the Grand Caymans?

Unknown_00: Probably not that wrong. How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test to a Scottish driving instructor? Who is that racist to? He's the fucking Duke of Edinburgh. He's allowed to make fun of Scottish people being alcoholics. If there is no one else in the entire world who's allowed to make that joke, it would be Prince Philip.

0:12:42
Unknown_00: Who the fuck are you to get offended on behalf of the Scots? When their leader makes fun of them, you have to eat shit because he gets to decide.

Unknown_00: It looks as if it was put in by an Indian referring to an old fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh.

0:13:16
Unknown_00: That one I heard a follow up to where he said that I meant to say cowboys and then someone actually had the audacity like he mixed up cowboys and Indians in his head. He meant to say that was put in by a cowboy like that to me. And then they said that that was also racist. Who the fuck is cowboy racist to? Like, Americans? Please don't get offended on behalf of Americans, Al Jazeera, about the delicate sensibilities of the Lone Ranger, of the cattle drivers in the United States. And still throwing spears, a question put to an Aboriginal Australian during a visit. That is actually very racist, because I don't think that Aborigines ever developed any kind of weapons, including pointy sticks.

0:14:00
Unknown_00: There's a lot in your family tonight after looking at the name badge of a businessman, Atul Patel, at a palace reception for British Indians.

Unknown_00: I don't know how that's racist. Maybe he just thought they were family. The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS on meeting a Filipino nurse at Luton in Dunstable Hospital. That's not even racist because I know people in healthcare in the US and they say that so many nurses are like Filipinos.

Unknown_00: This is true. I know a Filipino male nurse who is ex-army, and he speaks fluent Serbian because he was in the Balkans during the Civil War.

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Unknown_00: He's Filipino, and he's a male nurse. Again, how is that fucking racist?

Unknown_00: We get to celebrate his death.

Unknown_00: I guess I can... I mean, I can take both sides. I can be happy that he's dead, and I can also be... Well, no, I can't take both sides, because...

Unknown_00: People know I feel I feel really bad. I think that this is a man I'm related to, like I'm 56 percent English or some shit like that.

Unknown_00: And he is he was like half like 56 percent my prince. Right. So now his passing is a time of mourning for us all.

0:15:20
Unknown_00: Yeah, lost an OG. Lost a funny guy who knew how to make some good jokes. And also very true observations about the culinary capacity of women that he's been around for a hundred fucking years. He died at 99. If anyone's an expert on if British women can cook, it's this guy. Few men have been exposed to more British women than the Prince of Edinburgh.

0:15:50
Unknown_00: Anyways, that's enough of that.

Unknown_00: um okay so about the platform Odyssey I guess it doesn't even matter because like most people are watching on Trovo already 573 people on Trovo versus uh let's see Odyssey 264 so I guess most people couldn't even get Odyssey to work though now people on Odyssey are saying that uh it works because so many people switched over to Trovo and it sucked because if you're looking at my the screen

Unknown_00: You'll notice that the chat on the right hand side looks fucking great. I spent like an hour fleshing this out so that the chat would look fucking great. And it does look fucking great.

0:16:25
Unknown_00: But it doesn't matter because... Because I don't get to use it.

Unknown_00: We're going to have to go back to using the Trovo chat. Hello Trovo chat.

Unknown_00: I'm a fucking mess. I'm, like, so tired this week. It feels like my voice carries some lethargy. That's because it does. Like, I've been juggling a lot of shit. It's like, I really just wanted my stream to work this week, and I can't even get that these days. I'm sure, I mean, it'll be better by next week, but whatever.

0:17:03
Unknown_00: Very frustrating.

Unknown_00: Um, so...

Unknown_00: Odyssey is built on library. L-B-R-Y. And that is a cryptocurrency that I've had some long-term optimism for. Because library is a decentralized, peer-to-peer, cryptocurrency-based file-sharing system. And that's great. That's exactly what we need, really. Is, uh...

0:17:41
Unknown_00: Now, people in chat on Odyssey are angry that I switched over to Trovo chat.

Unknown_00: Sorry, guys. I can't have both on. I mean, I guess I could, but that would look kind of fugly, so I'm not going to do that. There's more people in Trovo right now.

Unknown_00: So, again, I like the library. I'm moving all my archives over to the library because I like the library, and I think that that would be the best place to put them up there and have them last, right? Based on the white papers, at least. Odyssey uses library, and it's made by the same foundation as the Library Foundation. But it is completely centralized, and it is just a live streaming front end to try and get people into the ecosystem of library to build the cryptocurrency up. That's basically their gambit. And it's a well-intentioned idea. It's a good way to get money and people over and people talking about your cryptocurrency, which they need a lot of right now for something I'll get into in a second. But the problem is...

0:18:20
Unknown_00: is that the live streaming system is built by Xander, the guy from BitChute, or not BitChute, but BitWave. And it's like, I don't want anything to fucking do with Xander.

Unknown_00: And I have to be careful with how I complain about this, because it sounds like if I complain too loudly, and this is a frustrating thing that I have to deal with this week as well, if I complain too loudly, it sounds like I'm trying to get him fired. I'm trying to de-platform Xander because I don't like him. What a bitch move. Um, but it's the same, like, I, I can't trust him. Like I, I literally cannot trust this guy. I can't put people, I can't tell people go use this new centralized service. It's great. And Oh, by the way, one of the developers is Xander, who is an utterly, completely, totally untrustworthy person who I wouldn't give any responsibility to ever for any reason. Um,

0:19:12
Unknown_00: And I've been assured by people from the company that he does not have administrative access and he cannot see the technical information of people connecting to view a live stream. But someone pointed out after I said I was going to try Odyssey today.

0:19:51
Unknown_00: that uh bitwave and odyssey still share a back end they're connected at the hip pretty much or at the spine and information about chats and stuff go to bitwave uh on their cdn so it literally feels like xander took bitwave re-skinned it to look like odyssey

Unknown_00: and then chuck that into the system and then added a very centralized, very typical live streaming proponent.

0:20:29
Unknown_00: And the only thing that's different is after you're done live streaming, it uploads it to library. And that's the only decentralized element of it. And even then, like I said, if I can get by on it, if it works well and people can chat and people can say what they want, I don't give a fuck, you know, if it's centralized. Because eventually something will come along that is truly decentralized. And maybe Odyssey could be truly decentralized at some point. Right now it isn't.

Unknown_00: But in the meantime, I have to make sure that Xander has limited access to information and that I'm not sending people over to a dead end because I can't do it anymore. I can't say, hey, go try out this centralized service. Go try out this decentralized service. And then it gets kicked down or Ralph manages to beg the admins to ban me. I'm just fucking banned for no reason. I can't keep doing this. It's so tiring. So no matter what platform I end up streaming on until I can fix my YouTube channel and YouTube is being awful to fucking deal with.

0:21:11
Unknown_00: I am eventually going to set up a PeerTube instance, and that's sort of like the Fediverse, but it has a truly peer-to-peer way of handling video, which is for better and it's for worse, because on one hand, I control it. It's a federated system. It plugs into ActivityPub, which means that you can use your kiwifarms.cc account or other Fediverse account to comment on videos that on the PeerTube instance.

0:21:56
Unknown_00: But the downside is, is that because it's completely peer-to-peer, it uses BitTorrent, which is both a blessing and a curse in and of itself, because on one hand,

Unknown_00: Having it be decentralized really reduces the bottleneck on bandwidth. But having it be decentralized like that means that IPs of viewers are sent out on giant lists. And that's not always advantageous. People are weird about their IPs. I think people really overestimate what kind of information you can gleam from an IP address. Um, but for instance, I think Nick Fuentes tried a peer to peer based thing. And with Nick Fuentes specifically as an example, if, um,

0:22:33
Unknown_00: If someone from a country that is not speech-friendly is watching a Nick Fuentes stream and then say that the government has some sort of right-wing watch organization that keeps lists of potential radicalized people on a giant list, they can take a list of IPs that aren't from VPNs from their country, find out who they're registered to, and then put those people on a list to keep tabs on.

0:23:24
Unknown_00: I don't think that's particularly a risk with me. I'm not like Nick Valentez. I didn't participate in the Capitol Hill riot or whatever.

Unknown_00: But some people have fears about IP addresses, which some are rational and some are irrational.

Unknown_00: But yeah, it is frustrating.

Unknown_00: But I'll definitely look into that in the future. I have a new server coming in, uh, financed by the coin, the coin run. Uh, if you go to man of the internet.com, you can still buy a silver coin. Uh, I might be closing that out this week or a little bit later. Um, but it's still running right now. And that server is going to be used to move all the federated services under so that they run smoothly. I'm having issues with the Federer's right now because of how big my account is. Um,

0:23:56
Unknown_00: But that's not coming in yet. There's still some shipping delay with that. The coin production has just started. They're making the dies now.

Unknown_00: But we're a long ways away from shipping. So if for whatever reason you want a refund, just email me if you want a refund and I'll refund you. But it's done very well and I'm going to have Chris advertise it this week. So definitely get your order in sooner rather than later if you want one. Because I don't know if I'll get banned from a payment process or whatever the fuck soon. Um...

0:24:33
Unknown_00: A shirt run. That will come in October, but I don't want to talk too much about merch right now.

Unknown_00: I mentioned briefly, but I didn't really explain, in case you're listening in the future, last week I did a stream talking about Ralph's fight, and Ralph took issue with the fact that I am still on YouTube, and he has filed a DMCA copyright complaint with YouTube, alleging that the 12 minutes of Patreon content that I used and talked about for 30 minutes violated his copyright.

0:25:25
Unknown_00: And I have to file for a counter notification.

Unknown_00: And he will ignore that because he already has said that he doesn't want to take it to court. But until the 10 days, once the counter notification is accepted, then it starts a 10-day timer. And then after that, I can stream again. But really, it's completely busted. I've looked at it. I've contacted an attorney. The fact that he filed this... And then he said that he's not willing to take it to court. It's just ridiculous. Like either I infringed upon your copyright and I damaged you financially or I didn't.

0:26:01
Unknown_00: But after talking to an attorney about it,

Unknown_00: There's no accountability here because Ralph's audience doesn't really like Ralph at this point. All they care about is Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson. So as long as he can keep sucking Nick Fuentes' dick and keep having Nick Fuentes and people like Mark Collette coming back onto the stream, nobody cares about what he does. They'll continue to throw money at him mindlessly. He's literally, like when Monday Matt did the Boulder stream, There was a way for Mundane Matt to fall. There was a way to take the wind out of Mundane Matt's sails. And Mundane Matt acted kind of defensively to protect himself and ended up getting fucked for it. Ralph really doesn't have that. He's pretty much at the bottom. There's not too much more for him to lose. People in his audience are never going to hold him accountable for anything.

0:26:34
Unknown_00: blatantly, obviously abusing processes like this to censor criticism of them because they don't care. Again, all they care about is the Tucker Carlson streams and the Mark Collette streams and the Nick Fuente streams. And as long as he never punches right at the people that these guys like, they'll always clap their hands and throw lemons at them. So that's also frustrating. It's like, I have to be nice to people. If I file an offensive lawsuit against Ralph, I look like the bad guy, and I'm tempted to, but I've looked at the case law for it, and with the DMCA, even if, like, for instance, he can just file another DMCA claim immediately after for the same exact thing. He can just keep doing it. He doesn't even need to really cite any material. He can just lie, and he can keep doing this repeatedly, and YouTube always has to take it seriously. And it's really awkward because if I try and file a... I'll point to this in the law, but I'll show you. This is the only defense that someone who is the victim of copyright notification abuse can claim relief under. This right here.

0:27:54
Unknown_00: This is called 512F, misrepresentation. Any person who knowingly materially misrepresents under the section, one, that material or activity is infringing, or two, that material or activity was removed or disabled by mistake or identification, shall be liable for any damages, including costs and attorney's fees incurred by the alleged infringer, so on and so forth. and replacing the removed material or ceasing to disable access to it. So, since I don't make any money from my streams, if, for instance, that we assumed Ralph had violated the statute, I would only be recompensed for...

0:28:44
Unknown_00: Um, for my attorney's fees, what it actually costs to sue him. So I would sue him and it would cost me, you know, however many thousands of dollars. And then I would have a judgment against them to collect just that money. Cause I don't do my, like my streams are completely free of charge. I don't do sponsorships. I don't do pay per view downloads. There's no actual material damages to me. I can only waste my time and his to inconvenience him and, uh, burn some of his money effectively. Yeah. And the extremely complicated thing is that 512F, in the 23-year history of the DMCA, has only been effectively used twice. It has been referenced hundreds of times every year, and it has only ever stood up twice because the issue is this.

0:29:52
Unknown_00: Any person who knowingly materially misrepresents under this section, because of this sentence...

Unknown_00: Ralph can literally use, I'm a dumb retard, I'm a fat, retarded retnick, and I don't know anything, as a legitimate defense against knowingly doing something malicious. He can just say that he's fucking stupid. And he doesn't know anything. He doesn't know any better. He's just an idiot. He doesn't know anything about copyright law. He's just a good old Southern boy trying to protect what's his. And he didn't mean any financial recompense. And that would be a perfect defense under 512F.

0:30:30
Unknown_00: And he maintains that he has some sort of like total vice grip over his copyright. Nobody can play or listen to his audio unless he says that you can, which is wrong. And he knows that it's wrong because he listens to Tucker Carlson on his stream every fucking day because he's downloaded other people's Patreon content and made fun of it on his podcast. throughout the years and he understands fully that you can do this but he doesn't care and he will never admit that what he's doing is intentionally knowingly malicious so the only statute in the entire DMCA law for combating abuse is utterly impotent and useless because nobody like admits he would have to come out there and say like yeah that Josh Moon doesn't have any fucking money so I can do whatever the fuck I want I know I don't have an actual copyright claim here but I don't care because I know he can't do anything about it that would be the exact language that he would have to use to impose liability under this and it's so it's so frustrating

0:31:05
Unknown_00: Uh, and I'm going to complain more about the DMCA because is he, yeah, it's useless.

Unknown_00: It's, it's completely fucking useless. And it's, and it's like, again, it's like, I have to, I have to smile and deal with it. I have to deal with everyone's shit all the fucking time because if I do anything, then I become the bad guy. So, and it's like, I, I have to actually like convince people that I, I'm not like a huge asshole.

0:32:05
Unknown_00: Because people assume by default that I'm a huge asshole. So I have to actually have a set of behavioral limitations to abide by in order to build up a character that people actually want to support. Ralph doesn't have to. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. As long as he keeps the Tucker Carlson clips rolling and the Nick Fuentes dick sucking going, his audience will lap it up and cheer and applaud him.

Unknown_00: It's sort of like it's impossible to punch down any harder at Ralph, and he can just sit in his corner and file his DMCA complaints. He didn't bother, by the way, to file a DMCA complaint with the archive channel on YouTube. He didn't bother to submit it to the RSS feed. He didn't bother to submit it to the Kiwi forums where the actual audio is from and which is completely and totally unedited. He didn't submit it to my copy on Man at the Internet. It's literally that he is upset that I still stream on YouTube and he cannot. And that's all the petty motivation he needs to legally perjure himself.

0:32:43
Unknown_00: That's all he needs. So, that's the frustrating thing.

0:33:18
Unknown_05: Um...

Unknown_00: On that note, segueing from the... Let me get a sip of water, actually. I'm pretty parched. I'm super dehydrated lately, and I don't know why.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_05: So...

0:33:52
Unknown_00: I recently received a DMCA complaint from Alinity. If you don't know, Alinity is now a whore.

Unknown_00: She claims that her OnlyFans whore account is for photographic artistic nudity. But she's already doing like

Unknown_00: completely naked pictures. And I get this complaint in my inbox, and it says, I, Natalia Mogollon, serve this notice that copyright infringement has been found on kiwifarms.net. This content has been stolen and posted in violation of the DMCA.

0:34:29
Unknown_00: I am seeking immediate deletion of the infringing content. Details are as follows.

Unknown_00: Pictures and videos. And then a link to the first page of her thread.

Unknown_00: Most of this thread is posting my OnlyFans content illegally.

Unknown_00: If I go to her thread, it started in July 22, 2019. Her OnlyFans career started last week. So somehow this 79-page thread mostly contains content, despite being two years old from last week.

0:35:07
Unknown_00: She continues that her OnlyFans, the source material is slash Alendia OnlyFans. not complying with this notice, and this is like a boilerplate copyright complaint, not complying with this notice will result in legal action taken against you as provider of the platform. I understand in good faith that the information in this copyright notice may be provided to affected parties. I have good faith, believe that the material and manner of complaint is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or law. And then her address, which by the way,

Unknown_00: is in Canada.

0:35:44
Unknown_00: So this is another case of another Canadian whore sending an American company a copyright complaint under American law about digital photography hosted in the Grand Caymans.

Unknown_00: Another one. Another non-American abusing American law to make me have to read their fucking bullshit. Because the DMCA does not disqualify senders based on where they're from, their education level, if they're a licensed attorney in any country, and they don't even have to be the actual owner of the copyright.

Unknown_00: And like with Aniza, Aniza Joma, who is Canadian, hired a DMCA firm out of Greece from a man who was not an attorney in either country and as far as I understand has never even been to the United States, who makes his business. Sending out DMCA copyright complaints on behalf of digital whores to American companies to compel them to take down and censor shit off the internet. It's a complete fucking racket. None of these people have any fucking business telling Americans what they can and cannot post online.

0:36:36
Unknown_00: Now this legal notice, by the way, this legally signed document under penalty of perjury came from a Haka3L at gmail.com. And I take this Haka3L at gmail.com and I plug it into Google and I try to figure out where it's from. And the only thing I can find it on is a Polish Facebook group for video game hackers. So I have no fucking idea where this comes from. It feels like some simp that she knows from Poland, who is like a video game trainer developer, sent this for her because she's too fucking stupid to fill out a form for DMCA.

0:37:18
Unknown_00: And I ignored it because I sent a reply to it saying, why the fuck did you send this from some Polish hacker email address? Like, is this like a joke? Are you trying to get her in trouble? Like, what's your fucking game here? And then I get another copyright complaint, this time through Cloudflare, with the exact same information, but this time her email address is alindihighlights at gmail.com.

Unknown_00: And this time, she doesn't even supply a link to her fucking thread in the complaint. It doesn't say where the infringing content is. It's just a general complaint that anything related to Alenity must be taken down or fear my wrath.

0:38:01
Unknown_00: So I find... I figure Alinity Highlights might be like a fan account. And this might be like a fan from Poland trying to get his dick wet in this 56% coochie. So he's sending DMCA's on her behalf to try and censor threads making fun of her. So I find her email address and I send her an email directly and I say, Is this a joke? Are you doing this? And she says...

Unknown_00: Hello, yes, this is correct. Please remove the content as it is violating my copyright.

0:38:40
Unknown_00: So I tell her, I say, I cannot even action this, theoretically speaking, because you've not given me any specific URLs to infringing content.

Unknown_00: And then I warned her. I said that it's probably fair use. Probably qualifies as fair use legally. And I tell her if she has any questions to contact an attorney. So now I'm waiting for the reply.

Unknown_00: But I've gone ahead and I've made a post on the forum outlining how I want OnlyFans content to be posted and when I want it to be posted. Because I've noticed that a lot of people, not a lot of people, but I've noticed some attempts by people to make threads that are just porn dumps. And so yeah. I don't want, like, random horrors on my site. It's not like a fappening, like, revenge porn porn-dom sites. I don't want that.

0:39:20
Unknown_00: In Lenny's case, she's had a thread for years since before she became a horror.

Unknown_00: And for those people, I specifically want those images in a private tag so that they cannot be found on Google or by guest accounts. And I think that alone will resolve... A lot of DMCA complaints, and it will also resolve the ability for people to file non-consensual pornography complaints to search engines. And I've complained about this before, but it really does just fucking astound me that a whore can voluntarily take photos of herself. comment commoditize her nude photography post it on a digital horror e-commerce platform like only fans and then when uh people criticize it as they would any other kind of commercial product uh it becomes non-consensual pornography becomes revenge porn it's like how the fuck is this different Either it's just art, or it's something else. Because the argument has always been that pornography is art, so therefore it's just a commercial product like everything else, but now we treat it differently. It's either art that I can make fun of, like any other fucking art, like the Allegria shit that I made fun of for an entire episode, that's art I can make fun of. I can make fun of Kay's cooking, that's art I can make fun of. has no issue on youtube has no issue on my fucking site but when it's uh alinity's asshole then it becomes this is non-consensual pornography sure she took it herself sure she uploaded it voluntarily to the internet sure she sold it for money as a commercial product but because this art just so happens to be a picture of alinity's asshole it's art but it transcends art and it becomes a personal ad fact that google will protect the interest of at any cost and it's like Fuck you. It's one or the other. It cannot be both. I understand, to an extent, people who are upset when their nudes just get leaked and suddenly they're ruined because their ex-boyfriend was an asshole to them. That's a really shitty situation. And while I still don't think that it justifies having these ways to censor the internet, I understand the very strong desire to censor With Elenity, there is no excuse. She wants to be made a millionaire through digital prostitution, but she can't take the side effects that come with that. And the side effects for all the digital whores should be uh, absconding cruelty and ridicule that leaves them crying at night. That should be the natural consequence. You want to be internet famous. You want to be made a millionaire in six hours by people subscribing to your barely 18 only fans. You should have to live with the, the emotional impact and consequences that, uh, are a natural societal response to that kind of behavior. And for some reason, we're not being allowed to do that. Well, for some reason, it's not a surprise. It's not a mystery. Why, uh,

0:42:00
Unknown_00: Things are crafted this way, but in a fair society, that would be the response. And in Russia, that's how it is.

0:42:36
Unknown_00: Wars like this get bullied by people that they fucking live with.

Unknown_00: Anyways.

Unknown_00: I think that is my DMCA complaint.

Unknown_00: The other, there's two more actually, two more legal issues, which is why I've named this. I took the complaints that I've been getting and I made an LGBT flag for the thumbnail for this episode because it's just a nice little rainbow of different things.

0:43:10
Unknown_00: Greer is suing me specifically, and I paid an attorney for it. And it's really awesome that there's this digital servicing shit. And when you get digitally serviced, you have 21 days to respond or you risk running a default. Well, you know, if you're blindsided by a fucking lawsuit, it takes a little while to find adequate, competent counsel to handle your case.

Unknown_00: Uh, so I've been in contact with a lawyer. I've paid the attorney and I don't know if his filing is going to make it in by the 10th or 11th.

0:43:45
Unknown_00: So it's like, I would really fucking hate to have to go through the Melinda Scott shit again, where I have to first pay for hours to overturn a default judgment so that I can go through and then challenge the actual case made, especially when it's a case like this, where, uh,

Unknown_00: The issue is that I've never even been to Utah, so him suing me in a Utah court pro se is bullshit because I've never been to fucking Utah. How the fuck does the court in Utah have the jurisdiction to say that I have or have not done anything? So all I need for the lawyer to do is to file a, because it's on behalf of me and on behalf of the website, so it could be argued that I can't represent myself pro se because it's also potentially a company, a corporate entity that I'm not, because I'm not a lawyer. This is how it works, by the way. If someone sues an LLC that you own 100%, you own this LLC, you own it outright, nobody else has ever owned it. If someone sues that LLC, you in the U.S. are not allowed to represent it pro se because it's not you. As a non-attorney, you can only represent yourself in court. You cannot represent other people. And other people includes non-human, non-person entities like LLCs.

0:44:33
Unknown_00: So I have to have an attorney to file even the most basic kind of filing on behalf of a corporate entity potentially.

0:45:09
Unknown_00: So I'm hoping that gets sorted out. And then finally, there's this fucking guy named Patrick Tomlinson who has subpoenaed Cloudflare for my information. For my information. Like, bro, my information's out there. But he's paid the money to have a court in California send a subpoena to Cloudflare to find the account information of myself Through Cloudflare. And I think he's suing 60 people. 60 anonymous people that he doesn't have the names of. And because he's suing in Wisconsin court, and Wisconsin court doesn't have digital records of filings, I can't read the lawsuit and figure out who he's actually suing. It could be me. It could just be people participating in the threat. I have no fucking idea. And I can only imagine...

0:45:44
Unknown_00: what kind of bullshit he's suing for. So I might have to find an attorney in California to squash that, because I don't want... Like, the amount of information that he's asking for is just fucking preposterous. Let me pull this up.

Unknown_00: Um...

Unknown_00: Okay, he wants from Cloudflare about the owners of the Opie and Anthony Forum, the Encyclopedia.wiki owner, and KiwiFarms.net. From Cloudflare, he wants the consumer information of the customers, which would be me in this instance, for at least the KiwiFarms. First name, last name, business name, mailing address, phone number, email addresses, Cloudflare account numbers.

0:46:26
Unknown_00: Any other Cloudflare-owned accounts associated with the above individuals or account holders. Any other contact information Cloudflare has to communicate with them.

Unknown_00: Any additional information about the author not otherwise specified that would help identify the below users or persons that is not confidential, proprietary, or has not been prohibited from disclosure. All other information routinely kept in the ordinary course of business for each Cloudflare customer or user detail that is not confidential. And B, finally, IP data. So, oh, and more. The date, time zone, and time zone of each login. The date, time, and time zone of each disconnection. Any connections made to the account. And the original IP address of every request I've ever made to Cloudflare, including browser information and payment billing information. So my fucking credit card name or numbers. And the funny Bitcoin account names, any banking credit, like he wants a complete list of everything that I have with this business. And he's not required to keep that confidential. So if he gets a list of IPs, he'll know like whatever city in Ukraine or Serbia that I'm living in. And he'll know what ISP had that when I connected to Cloudflare. So if I've ever connected to Cloudflare naked without a VPN, which is very likely.

0:47:41
Unknown_00: In the course of the probably the year or more that Cloudflare keeps custodial records of account holders and also any other domain that I host. And I host domains through my Cloudflare accounts, not on the main one, but in other Cloudflare accounts to keep them kind of separate customers that I do business with. So if he finds out, like, what domains I'm hosting on other accounts and shit, like, he could harass them and he could make that public knowledge and then Vortrack could fuck with those people. So I'm going to have to get an attorney in Cloudflare in California to squash this and be like, I'm going to answer your fucking complaint in Wisconsin, you fucking psychopath. You know who I am. My information's on the fucking site.

0:48:18
Unknown_00: And then I'm going to have to find a different attorney in Wisconsin to actually address the filings in the initial court where this was handled in.

Unknown_00: And the most obvious person for that in Wisconsin would be Rikita. But Rikita is very slow to answer and not always reliable in obliging her class. So I don't know if he even wants to do that. But it's just like, who the fuck is this guy? And I really don't even know. I've looked at it. And he's some fat sped. He writes a bunch of shitty fucking science fiction novels. He looks like an actual infant blown up to a 40-year-old man's body.

0:48:58
Unknown_00: He is a consumer meme and he is like psychotically obsessed with Donald Trump Someone actually posted this hold up Where is this?

0:49:42
Unknown_05: Someone like posted a picture and said like this guy

Unknown_00: He describes himself as son of an ex hippie psychologist and an ex cowboy electrician. He lives in Milwaukee as a menagerie of houseplants and varying levels of health, a Ford Mustang, a triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders. When not writing science fiction and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for performing stand-up comedy. Unfortunately, I do not have any of his stand-up comedy on hand.

0:50:19
Unknown_00: There was one tweet that I wanted to show, but that's disappeared somehow.

Unknown_05: It's specifically him saying like how... Oh, here.

Unknown_00: For the Nazis threatening to disrupt Worldcon 2018 on Saturday, many people, including me, will be escorting attendees into the building. You will each be individually watched, filmed, and photographed. Those photos and videos will be uploaded immediately. You will be known. So this man is actually like a karate master. He's a mixed martial arts expert. And he will be escorting people to safety when they go to watch Worldcon 2018.

0:50:54
Unknown_00: Whatever the fuck that is.

Unknown_00: I think he became known because he was responsible for taking down the Opie and Anthony subreddit.

0:51:27
Unknown_00: And I want to say there was something else that was funny.

Unknown_00: Besides this lawsuit, he really isn't that interesting. Oh, there is this. Okay, WhoIsShe says, I listened. My brother and some of my family was relentlessly stalked by Kiwi Farms people. Our family was docked. They celebrated his death. I really hope you take these fuckers down.

Unknown_00: This is the sister of Carmichael. And if you don't know who Carmichael is, I mentioned him briefly. he changed his usernames a couple times but he last went by like 700 going on 800 he had a feeder fetish he wanted to be fed he wanted to be the fattest man to ever live he literally ate himself to death

0:52:11
Unknown_00: And he was an active participant on the forum. He would talk to people and make fun of people making fun of him on the thread. He would go back and forth and have conversations with people directly on the site. But we killed him through sheer...

Unknown_00: Somehow, I am responsible for this man's death. You can extrapolate whatever fucking snide remark you want to, but I assure you that chances are him being almost 800 pounds was definitely what killed him.

0:52:44
Unknown_00: Nervous eating.

Unknown_00: That's the Patrick Tomlinson guy.

Unknown_00: Okay. And then... Let me get some water, actually. I'll read chat a bit.

Unknown_00: Y'all let me chat. Tell me what's on your mind.

Unknown_05: DigiRVSaga. I could not give less of a shit.

0:53:16
Unknown_05: I hope they fucking crash and die.

Unknown_05: You've been following the Floyd trial.

Unknown_00: I have not. I could not care less.

Unknown_00: Though it's like, you know, I've seen what people were saying about it.

Unknown_00: And it's like...

Unknown_00: Like, not... You know, what's really sad is that they're not only charging Derek Chauvin with the murder, right? They're charging him with third and second degree murder, which doesn't make any fucking sense. You either killed someone in second or third degree murder. You shouldn't be able to charge someone with both counts of murder, because you can't make up your fucking mind about what you want to charge them with. Um...

0:53:49
Unknown_00: But not only did they do that, but they charged all the other officers at the scene of the crime, even the guy who was just trying to keep the crowd back so that the other officers weren't in danger. They're charging all of them with assisting homicide, and their trial is coming up later this year. So I, like, I feel bad for them. You know, they didn't do fucking anything. Literally did not a fucking thing. They were just there to make sure that nobody got hurt. And, uh, somehow that's assisted homicide. And especially with like second degree murder, they're literally accusing these people of Of, like, intentionally going about causing this man's death, conspiring together to end George Floyd's life. Like, they were sitting in the fucking cruiser together eating donuts and thinking, like, that motherfucker George Floyd, he keeps going to that fucking cup noodle and buying bananas with fake $5 bills. We have to do something. The law isn't on our side. We're the good cops, and he's the bad guy, and we have to put an end to him. We'll set this up. We'll set this up, and we'll step on his neck so that he looks like he dies from an overdose of fentanyl and also COVID-19 at the same time, and then we'll get away with it. There won't be any evidence. They'll just chalk that one up to another upstanding black person died because of drug abuse. That's like... I mean, they're not literally arguing premeditation, but they're kind of arguing that they worked together to kill this guy, and it's completely fucking stupid.

0:55:30
Unknown_00: Another masterful plan by the Nazi police, exactly.

Unknown_00: Truly, truly, we live in a society...

Unknown_00: It won't stick. Dude, that's the thing. It's like, on one hand, you look at this and you think, this is stupid. Fuck this. And then on the other hand, you think the jury might convict them just because. Just because they want to. Or because they're afraid. Like, they don't want to be known as the jurors that let the evil Nazi policeman get away with kneeing an innocent black man with a child to death. Like, they don't want that. Following them around. Having insane vigilantes chasing them down the streets. Like,

0:56:05
Unknown_00: You know, if it's you or me, it's going to be you. It would be my opinion on the fucking court.

Unknown_00: There's no fucking way if I thought I was going to die as a result of helping this guy. There's no fucking way. I guess I'm a coward. But I'm not about to be pulled out of my fucking car in whatever fucking shithole. I already forgot what city it took place in. I'm not going to be pulled out of my fucking car and set on fire by black people in some shithole city like that.

0:56:37
Unknown_00: Sorry, Derek Chauvin. Sorry, police officers just doing their fucking jobs on an ordinary Wednesday. But y'all is fucked. Your fault. I mean, it is their fault. You know, fuck the police, too. I'm not pro-police. I'm not crying for these guys because of the thin blue line. They're such good guys. I'm not crying for them. They decided on their own, like, yeah, I'm going to be a fucking bullshit artist. I'm going to join the police. I'm going to not serve my community. I'm going to enforce bullshit laws that don't protect anyone. I'm just going to be an absolute menace. I'm going to pull people over for going 10 miles over the speed limit because I have a small dick. Like, no, don't feel bad for you whatsoever. Fuck the police.

0:57:13
Unknown_00: I am both incredibly anti-Fentanyl, anti-banana counterfeit bill and anti-police. I need – especially in the U.S.

Unknown_00: Look, I'm sorry. You're a – I don't feel bad for anyone who participates in any kind of government organization. Okay.

0:57:49
Unknown_00: Like if you work for the IRS like if you work for the FBI if you work for the CIA nobody should talk to you you should have to go to like support groups for federal agents and you have to sit at a table and drink and cry because your wife is fucking black men behind your back because she thinks that you're a pussy for joining the. The IRS. Like, that should be your life. You should be in abject misery. You want that 20-year retirement? Well, you have to live with everyone fucking hating you because you're scum of the earth. That is my opinion on this. Local police are less guilty for it, but I've never met a local police officer who's like, yeah, yeah, buddy. You did your job, bro. You like to help someone. I remember when my mom's house burned down. Okay, maybe this is the only thing. When my mom's house burned down, her boyfriend burned it down. Because women are weird. The first thing she thinks of when her house is on fire... And it's filled with petrol and is about to ignite and kill everybody and everything inside of it. She goes to the closet in the hallway and she grabs as many photo albums as she possibly can and then runs out the side door and throws them into the yard before going out to the front yard or to go into a neighbor's house to find the police.

0:59:06
Unknown_00: And supposedly one of the cops who went to the scene after the call was made found her photo albums and collected them for her. And that's the only thing I can think of in my entire life. Being related to a police officer. My grandfather was a metropolitan DC police.

Unknown_00: I can only think of that as the one instance of a police officer in the line of duty doing anything besides pulling me over for trying to get home because I was tired. and going a little bit over the speed limit on a three-lane highway that had no traffic on it, and giving me, that motherfucker, that motherfucker gave me, I opened my glove box, and I gave that motherfucker everything in my glove box, and he went through it, and he handed me one thing back, and that was my paycheck sub for that week. My paycheck sub for that week was like $350, and this motherfucker writes me a ticket for $500. This motherfucker sees my weekly income, and then writes me a ticket for more than that. Because he sucks. Because his wife fucks black men. I fucking hate cops.

0:59:52
Unknown_00: I'll never forgive him for that. I hope that man knows. I hope that man has it burned into his fucking brain that he made someone who will see a police officer be gunned down and not feel an ounce of sympathy for him.

Unknown_00: That's me, and it's his fault. And I might find him and write him a letter to let him know that I now support defunding the police and cutting every police officer's retirement fund because fuck him. This is my manifesto, yes.

1:00:36
Unknown_00: Anyways. Vinny from Vinesauce.

Unknown_00: Oh boy, guys. Did he get himself into some shenanigans? This man has a wiener that cannot be satisfied with any number of art hoes. So, he, um... Just to recount.

Unknown_00: Vinny from Vinesauce has had some accusations thrown against him. And... Let me drink some water, actually.

1:01:16
Unknown_00: Only the melanin-enriched hate police. Well, I'm 300% inward, then. I'm blacker than DMX. I'm blacker than night, because I fucking hate cops.

Unknown_00: Devaney from Vinesauce fucked his fans.

Unknown_00: Here are the stories of these people.

Unknown_00: The first person, early 20s, while he was in early 30s. Consensual sex twice. He asked not to use a condom. She got HPV. Whoops. But to be fair, HPV does not affect men at all. So if he doesn't get tested regularly, why the fuck would he know he has HPV?

1:01:48
Unknown_00: He shit-talked all his friends and co-workers.

Unknown_00: And her story now is that fucking fans is wrong because of the power dynamic. But as we all know, fucking your fans is wrong because it will get you a lot of trouble later down the road. You can fuck a fan. You can pull a PewDiePie and find Marzia. And that can be your one fan. But you're not like a rock star. You can't just go fucking all your groupies and get away with it. Um, person two, 20 years old and mentally vulnerable, sexted him on Snapchat and was sad because he didn't want to have any serious conversations. I, when I have my serious conversations, I go right to Snapchat. That's, uh, I joined the politics group on Snapchat and I'm like, what about the election guys? And you find a bastion of intellectual towering intellectualism on Snapchat.

1:02:23
Unknown_00: Uh,

Unknown_00: She found another friend, another person who was sexting Vinny, and they became friends. So now they're like a caddy where they both know that he's sexting both of them. So now they're like friends and shit-talking him.

1:03:10
Unknown_00: He warned her that this other woman was trying to cancel him.

Unknown_00: And he apparently, allegedly, threatened to leak the woman trying to cancel him nudes if she tried to cancel him. And apparently there's proof that this actually happened and he had threatened her, which is kind of extortionate and kind of bad behavior, but...

Unknown_00: uh they never met so that that woman second accuser never met him uh third person early 20s had a difficult breakup after a seven-year relationship claims to be sexually inexperienced because she only had one man uwu small bean innocent angel uh

1:03:55
Unknown_00: Vinny warned her, going into this relationship, that he is emotionally unavailable. He doesn't want a relationship. He just wants to get pee-pee wet.

Unknown_00: And he only really talked to her about shit-talking his friends again.

Unknown_00: Uh, but that oversharing is what made her think that they had a really deep emotional connection and that he wasn't just venting to his whole of the week. Um, they never met. And then person number four at 22 sexed him on Snapchat and exchanged nudes. He bad mouthed his friends and coworkers to her as, uh, he does.

1:04:33
Unknown_00: Um, she claimed to have been a virgin and she only gave him oral sex, uh, Or he gave her oral sex. He never like had sex. Cause she's a innocent angel, small being. Um, and then he goes to her cause he wanted to have sex. And I guess she didn't want to have sex and he wasn't there just to, to eat out. Right. Um,

Unknown_00: And then she found out about the other women and he sent her an email threatening her, demanding that she try not to ruin his career and baited her with the line, the classic YouTuber line, mementos, mementos, mementos can't handle this. You guys, you can't bully me because of mementos.

1:05:10
Unknown_00: And the gist of that email that she posted is basically just mementos. You got to watch out for mementos.

Unknown_00: Rule of law in my land is that mementos don't matter ever.

Unknown_00: Never care about someone's mentos.

Unknown_00: Um, but in general, Vinny made out pretty well, pretty well with this, this cancel thing because, uh, all of his fans were in their twenties. So not super weird. Like he's mid thirties. That's, that's, I think that passes the test where it's like, what is it? Divide by two, add seven. And that's like the lowest age that you can have sex with and not have it be creepy. Um,

1:05:43
Unknown_00: Um, so, you know, that's fine. He's not married. He's not in a relationship. That's not like the other guys from, uh, that anime thing, Rooster Teeth. It's not like that. Cause none of them, he's not married.

Unknown_00: His big crime is just that he ghosted them. And when he threatened to, like, revenge porn one of them, which is kind of... That's definitely, like, the mean-spirited thing. You don't want to do that, because that makes you an asshole. Like, if I did something like that, I'd never be able to live it down. People would think I'm the biggest fucking douchebag.

1:06:19
Unknown_00: Though, this is, like, another case where, like, these guys, they have sex with, like, random chicks, and then...

Unknown_00: He doesn't want a relationship with them. They're like weirdo fangirls of his shitty show. Why would he want to establish a relationship with that?

Unknown_00: Especially if they just like...

1:06:58
Unknown_00: And I'm pretty sure that he like makes it clear, like, I don't want a relationship. So why would you, more than that, why would you want to go into a relationship with someone and try to like win them over in the long run? Like that's not going to work. So it seems like, and really what happened, that's like the big scandal that people keep talking about. is that not only did they try to like cancel him or whatever by claiming that he abuses his fans they like got together in a discord group they plotted information one of them apparently went out to like re-establish a connection with vinny so that they could get more dirt on him And then they started slowly leaking this information out to influencers, trying to get like an artificial astroturf ball rolling of like, this is a big deal. We have to cancel this guy. He did all these wrong things. And then from the top down, he would just be ruined. And it didn't work out that way. And for like the last week, the Kiwi Farms has been like,

1:07:32
Unknown_00: Well over 4,000 people, more than 5,000 some days. Because a lot of, like, Vinesauce fans are reading this thread and looking at information and shit. And a lot of them are pretty pissed off at this chick. Or these women tried to ruin their favorite YouTuber, Ubu.

1:08:17
Unknown_05: Yeah, groupies sad when they're groupies.

Unknown_00: I mean, I guess everyone thinks that they're special, but, I mean, if you're just hooking up with a guy that has no, obviously no interest in, like, anything but a hookup, it's kind of your fault.

Unknown_00: Is Vinesauce the same as Vsauce? I have no idea.

Unknown_00: No, it's not. The Vsauce guy is totally different.

Unknown_00: vinesauce is like a video game thing i think the vinny from vinesauce guy he's like most famous from like what he'll do is take like a video game rom and then like corrupt it he'll blast it with like bullshit information and then he'll try to play it as much as he can and see how the corruption affects the game that's what i know vinny for um is vinesauce is ice beside yeah i think that's uh

1:09:15
Unknown_00: Why is this guy talking about fucking clown women in chat? What is wrong with you?

Unknown_00: If you would fuck a woman in clown makeup, you need to be in an institution. You need to be on some kind of list.

Unknown_05: He got his start spamming his streams on V. Everyone says that.

Unknown_00: Everyone says that every streamer ever spammed V. Nobody gives a fuck about V. If you're trying to court V as your core audience, you are a retard. The people from V are the dumbest, most low IQ, violently psychotic, paranoid, schizophrenic, bipolar fucking people on the planet.

1:10:03
Unknown_00: They are insane. There's something wrong with them. More so than Pole. Like, okay, Pole people are, like, afraid of Jews and shit. Like, okay, that makes sense. The people from V have the weirdest superstitions about every fucking thing you can possibly imagine. And they are really dedicated, too. If you, like, say something that they don't like, and you've stepped on some weird mime that's, like, their personal superstition about everything on the fucking planet, you'll definitely hear from them. And they act, like, so smug and self-righteous about it. They're, like, they're literally worse. The V people are not like video game players in general. But the people specifically on V are way worse than anime avatars. And they usually are anime avatars. That's the worst thing you can possibly be. If you're someone who browses poll, has an anime avatar, and also posts on V, you are the biggest subhuman. I would personally become a police officer so that I could knee on your neck for nine minutes straight as you say you can't breathe, I would be happy to take upon that level of hypocrisy to end you, because there's something wrong with you.

1:11:16
Unknown_00: Sneed until sneed, correct, exactly.

Unknown_00: Fuck off. Okay. I have some fun content to end this out with.

Unknown_00: This episode is mostly me just fucking complaining that everything sucks.

Unknown_00: Which, I mean, I guess that's true to form. That's living up to the name, right? Thank you for your attention on these weird platforms. I'm actually curious. Okay, we're over an hour into this. 200 people are still on Odyssey.

Unknown_00: I don't even know if it's still working. Is it buffering? It appears to be buffering. And Trovo has 750. That's pretty fucking good. That's pretty fucking good. 900 people watching on these shattered, dead-end websites.

1:11:48
Unknown_00: Um...

Unknown_00: Okay, so Chantel. Boy, oh boy. Literally. There's some updates about Chantel.

Unknown_00: I think I briefly mentioned just in passing last week that Chantel, something in her brain has been knocked loose. And she is horny. There's no better word for it. She is fucking horny. She's insatiable. And she has been talking about dick and I did talk about this. I talked about Karate Joe, but she's been talking about fucking nonstop and all her streams like she'll make two hour long streams at a time talking about her her adventures on Tinder trying to find a man and hilariously also being ghosted by men.

1:12:26
Unknown_00: Um, so, uh, she had been talking about this one guy called like Marvin or something who she had like a, she had a date with this guy on like a make out point. You know what I mean? Like those old stereotypes of like you drive the car up onto the corner of the hill or whatever, and then you make out. Uh, she had one of those kinds of dates with a guy who had a chubby fetish and he, they, she, she said that they didn't have sex, but he kept rubbing her belly and which is really creepy um and then she was interested in having a date with him that thursday and he said sure whatever i'll sure and then he sent her a message saying that um i have tutoring to do on thursday and she didn't believe that she's tutoring that doesn't make any sense we're in covid you know people don't do tutoring anymore tutors don't exist you don't do tutor so she got really upset and indignant this guy kind of said like i have tutoring to do on thursday and And has been like insanely talking about how like at first she was like, I just want hookups. I want no strings attached. I just want to have sex once a week. I want to live with Pete's and have like a non romantic relationship with him for forever. But I also want this hot Italian guy to come over and smash once a week. And that's going to be my life. And then she makes this guy is like, you know, I want his babies. I want to go to sexy tours of Italy with this man. I want to I want to be in a relationship with this guy. He's so sexy and he has a big weenus. And literally that, not like hyperbole, that's the condensation of the stream. The stream is two hours of that on repeat, about how much he wants to fuck this guy. So he says, I can't do a date on Thursday, I got tutoring. She goes crazy possessive, and based on what I pieced together, listening to the streams, of which there has been several days worth of content put out, Um, she has been psychotically sending him messages and demanding attention and trying to hook up a second date. And then he goes at her because she started acting crazy to him.

1:14:24
Unknown_00: And he got really fucking, uh, she got really upset. And here we have a conversation I'm going to read. This is her telling the story of how she, uh,

1:14:59
Unknown_00: I think this is actually of her. Yeah. This is her immediately after the date. And this is like a composite screenshot.

Unknown_00: Uh, this is, I'm just going to read the karate Joe messages. It went bad. You bees. And which means misbehaving in case you don't know your Chantal glossary. She was bees. And they're coming for you. Mental health. First relationship. Last, uh,

1:15:33
Unknown_00: Sam Jones says, Lamal, she said she wanted to have his kids. And then Alice says, no, she doesn't. And Karate says, yes, she did, Alice. Then Alice says, well, that's stupid. Um...

Unknown_00: Karate Joe is weird because he's like a black guy from the U.S., but he's like the biggest COVID Karen to ever live. And he keeps asking, like, no, you can't have Tinder dates because you're going to get COVID. Are you COVID-19 tested?

Unknown_00: Um, they, she was bees in and then Amber Lynn shows up to say, I'm so happy for you. And cry just says, stop trying to get her COVID or an STD. And then they start singing at her, which is cringe posting song lyrics that someone is, uh, cringe, uh, saying, but I'm going to be here when the lights are shining on me, like a rhinestone cowboy riding out on a forest and a star spangled rodeo, like a rhinestone cowboy getting cards and letters from people. I don't even know. An offer's coming over the phone. So he's saying that he's going to be there when she's done fucking around.

1:16:12
Unknown_00: He's going to... Judo Josh, fuck off. He's going to be there for her.

1:16:47
Unknown_00: And then he says, stop asking personal questions about the guy. Stop shipping them.

Unknown_00: And then he says, for whatever reason, you said no more Mexican food for a while. So this is her face thinking about Italian man. Meanwhile, Cuck Roddy Joe is in the fucking shit over here.

Unknown_00: Complaining about COVID-19 shit. Just the most pathetic person.

Unknown_00: And meanwhile, Pete's has been completely MIA. Pete's has been on all her live streams for the past while. And now he's just been gone. Because he's very upset that she's fucking around. And he's too much... Like, he's the kind of guy who internalizes that a woman should be able to do what she wants with her body. And that's what he believes.

1:17:18
Unknown_00: But he still finds himself jealous that she's doing what she wants with her body.

Unknown_00: So he has to just shut up and be pouty about it like a child.

Unknown_00: Because he's trying to reconcile those two ideas. Um...

Unknown_00: So that's the update on Chantel. I would like to share with my fan zone this video. Just a couple minutes of it.

1:17:52
Unknown_00: This is Chantel. She's at a War of 1812 war memorial in Canada.

Unknown_00: Just watch a couple minutes of it. If you're only listening, don't worry. You're not missing out on too much.

Unknown_01: I'll show you the area where we're going.

Unknown_01: gonna attempt to go up this hill it doesn't look steep but it's so nice out oh look at the sun setting hey boy take a look at me let me dirty up your mind she walking she walking a couple feet

1:18:40
Unknown_01: Hey Joe, Mermaids, Jamie Love, Brenna. Looks beautiful, it is. I'm gonna go up this hill.

Unknown_00: She's walked a couple meters now, like three meters or so. Yes.

Unknown_01: I took my puffer, but I'm still gonna be huffing and puffing, because I'm not used to exercise.

Unknown_00: He's about six meters down the road now, guys. A normal person could run this in like 30 seconds. Yeah, I'm going to be walking every day.

1:19:14
Unknown_01: So that I can have stamina to meet up with people.

Unknown_01: Other than my car. And go.

Unknown_00: Okay, we have to interrupt this to talk to Negro Mauler again. He says, clown women are the best. They can't get fat like her. And they are very cute and loving. I have known one clown girl in my entire life. And she was very fat. So, Negro Mauler, you are once again completely wrong. And no, I would not have sex with a clown. Fuck off.

Unknown_01: For a walk downtown.

1:19:54
Unknown_01: Yeah, it doesn't take me long to get out of breath.

Unknown_00: We've walked 12 meters now.

Unknown_01: And I'm going up a hill right now, so it's worse. But I'm going to push through. And just try to breathe.

Unknown_01: Okay.

Unknown_06: Okay.

1:20:28
Unknown_01: Okay, I'm not going to stop.

Unknown_01: I'm going to try to do this all in one shot.

Unknown_01: I'm about halfway. And then when I get up there.

Unknown_00: She's about halfway now.

Unknown_01: And show you.

Unknown_01: My lungs are burning. Oh.

Unknown_01: I'm so out of shape. It is pretty. Oh god. I don't know if I can do it. I don't think I can go all the way without stopping to catch my breath.

1:21:05
Unknown_00: She's almost there. A normal person could run this in like five seconds. I'm going to try to breathe it out.

1:21:39
Unknown_01: It's so hard to breathe right now.

Unknown_00: She's only a couple steps away from the platform now.

Unknown_00: This is my favorite part, by the way.

Unknown_06: Okay.

Unknown_00: We are approaching the platform. You can see that there is a beautiful lake and a beautiful sunset right behind that platform.

Unknown_01: And the whole time I'm watching this, I'm thinking like, oh, I would love to see that lake from the other side of the monument.

Unknown_00: I hope she walks all the way over to that other side of the monument to show me this beautiful sunset and lake.

Unknown_01: And then...

1:22:17
Unknown_00: landing, sitting down.

Unknown_00: Couldn't make a couple extra steps to the other side to sit, and so she could see the lake and the sunset. Okay.

Unknown_00: That's all I wanted to show you. I thought that walk was very funny.

1:22:53
Unknown_00: Okay. There is one more woman of the hour before the stream is over. Would anyone like to guess what I have lined up?

Unknown_00: What we can do before we close it out? Just because this is a kind of lazy, nice, not much going on kind of stream.

Unknown_05: No one... Oh, finally. Virgil finally guesses it.

Unknown_00: He guesses correctly. Yes, I have some K's cooking.

1:23:28
Unknown_00: Some K's cooking lined up to enjoy. Hold up.

Unknown_00: Let me get the bingo card. I'm not taking the clown pill. Stop asking.

Unknown_05: This is preposterous.

Unknown_05: I'm having a very hard time taking a screenshot. There we go. Bam.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_05: Bingo card set.

1:24:01
Unknown_05: Kiwi set.

Unknown_05: Shrink it a bit.

Unknown_05: Perfect, perfect. And Kay's cooking.

Unknown_05: Sat.

Unknown_05: Hi, people, and I'm back cooking again.

Unknown_02: And today I'm going to have a go at making pasta fagioli.

1:24:38
Unknown_00: Pasta fagioli. What a wonderful name.

Unknown_02: I'm putting the onions up now.

Unknown_02: It does actually say Dyson. So what I'm going to do is go the other way.

Unknown_00: It's still torture. How does she, at her age, with as much... I'm always terrified she's going to cut off a fucking finger mid-video.

1:25:14
Unknown_02: I swear I'm going to take a finger off.

Unknown_02: Dyson. Dyson.

Unknown_02: And it said to dice some carrots.

Unknown_02: Unfortunately, I bought a package of them. So I'm going to have to somehow dice them after I've done the onions.

Unknown_00: She sounds so much tamer in this than she usually does. She usually has some vigor to her, but this time she's just kind of mellow.

1:25:47
Unknown_00: Just slicing the onion.

Unknown_02: It's like she's on Xanax or something. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to put that in a pan and cook it separately.

Unknown_02: It's because, well, I mean, I'm not saying it's not going to get cooked, because it will get cooked, but I just want to make sure it's cooked properly.

Unknown_00: It's like a pound of onions.

1:26:24
Unknown_02: A lot of you have said it's best to be overcooked than undercooked.

Unknown_02: Oops, getting the fingers again. So I'll dice that up.

Unknown_02: She can't cut because she has, like, arthritis or something.

Unknown_00: And it hurts her to, like, cut. And instead of Lee helping her cut, she just suffers and uses shitty little knives, which are way more dangerous than an actual proper chef's knife.

1:27:07
Unknown_00: Like, if you have a proper chef's knife, you're not going to, like, accidentally cut off a finger because your knife is actually going to, like, cut food correctly.

Unknown_02: So I just took a few out and decided to cut them up. So some of them are diced.

Unknown_00: Like, I don't know what you're calling this, but it's definitely not a chef's knife.

Unknown_02: And then just do the rest, what's not being done. I'll cut them up and...

Unknown_02: I know people say, you always have your cooker on so high. Yes, I do. I will admit. But I'll put it on number three.

1:27:47
Unknown_00: Oh, paring knife. Okay.

Unknown_02: Because my little dial goes up to six.

Unknown_02: So I'm going to put them...

Unknown_02: Carry it in there. I get my wooden spoon and keep giving them a good stir until they go to whatever they're supposed to. The endings are burned. And now I'm adding the garlic.

1:28:20
Unknown_00: Adding garlic to like boiling, like super hot, maximum heat oil.

Unknown_02: Then it said, add a tin of tomatoes.

Unknown_02: Oh, shit, I'm not even keeping up with the... I've been lured into a fucking trance by... I'm just going to add what it says. First of all, I'm going to... By the awkward demeanor of Kay. Because it just says drop the lox in, but... If I mix it in, it keeps it...

Unknown_02: Here we go.

1:28:57
Unknown_00: Still in highest setting. Burn something. That's right. That's a burn one.

Unknown_02: I'm going to do awkward laughter just because that's basically a given.

Unknown_02: Just do what it says. Put it all in in one go. And then just keep mixing it.

Unknown_02: And so, well, just keep mixing it. On a low heat, I've turned it down. It was on number three. Did we see her shirt?

1:29:31
Unknown_00: That's the most important one. Making sure that we get it.

Unknown_02: So, I've got my pasta.

Unknown_00: No, that's not on the shirt.

Unknown_02: Okay. What I'm going to do with that.

Unknown_00: She's not scraping utensils, because it's not metal.

Unknown_02: Three pints of...

Unknown_02: is this a fan requested food she said something about that's what people wanted and then add this uh manager here um

1:30:22
Unknown_00: Well, we can't mark no seasoning yet. Stuck to the bottom of the tin.

Unknown_02: Oh, tin. Doesn't look like a tin, does it? It's a dish.

Unknown_02: Oh, dear.

Unknown_02: Stick to the side.

Unknown_00: There's an awkward laugh there.

Unknown_02: So I'm adding it.

Unknown_00: I swear I saw it, but I could be hallucinating.

Unknown_02: Of a goalie.

Unknown_02: Oh, however you pronounce it. I probably, if I have pronounced it wrong.

1:30:56
Unknown_00: Should we count that as too much liquid? That's like a lot. She has like half a cup of fucking fagiolis up in there. To add this.

Unknown_00: Oh my God. What the fuck?

Unknown_00: Okay, I'm going to mark it.

Unknown_02: But the thing is, it just says add this and then stir. And that's as far as it says. So, uh... I watched the video. Yeah, that is a lot of stock.

1:31:29
Unknown_00: They actually say add the chicken stock to the, uh... the tomato and everything, but there weren't going to be enough room.

Unknown_02: So all I did was just add it to... I mean, it's all going in together anyway. As, um...

Unknown_02: As you all know where I get my recipes from, it says it's more like a stew. Yeah, a stew, isn't it? Yeah. A stew.

1:32:01
Unknown_02: Because it's quite a lot of different names for it.

Unknown_02: I'm going to leave that to cook for, I don't know, probably five, ten minutes. I don't even know if the pasta's done. It looks, it feels soft under the spoon. But I'm going to give it ten minutes to cook on a very low heat. Now I'm not going to mark pasta as pre-made food because nobody cooks down fucking pasta.

Unknown_02: We're going to get cucked on this one, I think.

Unknown_00: You want to say that's nice?

1:32:39
Unknown_03: It tastes like no different. I mean, you can still taste the pasta, still taste the tomato.

Unknown_00: That's true, no seasoning.

Unknown_02: Just taste is all right. Taste is nice, but I give it a thumbs up.

Unknown_00: Well, she said nice.

Unknown_00: We're cucked. I'm not going to compromise my integrity, the integrity of my operation by saying that the pasta is pre-made food because nobody rolls their own fucking pasta.

1:33:13
Unknown_00: Ooh, the tomato. I'm not sure if I would count that either. Pre-made sauce from a can. People... Should I count that? Should I count the can as being pre-made food? That's tough. Okay.

Unknown_00: Okay. Fine. Pre-made food. I might have... I don't have my Nuke England thing anymore because I don't do this very often, but...

Unknown_00: Here, I still have this that I used to make the art with. Boom.

1:33:45
Unknown_00: Get a nice mushroom cloud. Celebrate the best, the only good Englishman who's ever lived, Prince Phillips of Edinburgh.

Unknown_00: No Englishman will ever surpass the quality of character that was that man.

Unknown_00: England is now a poorer place without him. Let us finish the video for posterity.

Unknown_02: No good writing it down because I just forget then. Right, so here I'm going to have a go. If you like what you see, please keep feeling me. Quiet.

1:34:17
Unknown_02: If you want to give me a big old thumbs up, please feel free.

Unknown_02: If you want to leave a comment, nice ones, please do. The more the merrier. And if you know someone who hasn't subscribed or you know someone who wants to subscribe or needs to subscribe, get them subscribing. Thank you.

Unknown_00: Bye. Every ending is a little bit different than the last. I have a second video, but I'm tired. I think that's enough for today. I don't want to do two K's videos. I don't want to spoil my audience with too much K's cooking all at once.

1:34:48
Unknown_00: So, um, buy some silver.

Unknown_00: Oh, it's five minutes. Okay, fine, fine, fine. Two, two, two in one day. I'll do it. I'll do it. Just for chat. Just for my unending love for my chat.

Unknown_00: The few people who managed to find their way to Trovo.

Unknown_00: I will reward you.

1:35:20
Unknown_05: Let's see, I have this.

Unknown_00: This is not lamb. Actually, you know what? I have to get a second card. I have to get a second card. That's the rules. I cannot use the same card twice.

Unknown_00: The earth would split open if I chose to do something so preposterous.

Unknown_05: Alright.

Unknown_05: Not lamb. Kaftas. Hi, people.

1:35:54
Unknown_02: I'm back cooking again. And today I'm going to be doing my version of lamb cactus.

Unknown_02: As you can see, I've got a honey on and I'm going to cut it.

Unknown_00: She sounds Danny's in this one too. I'm going to take all the outer layer off it.

Unknown_02: Shit, not with that knife, I'm not.

Unknown_00: Don't cut towards your fucking hand. Are you insane? So I'm going to take all the outer layer off it. We have a my way, ladies and gentlemen. We have a my way. Honey in.

Unknown_02: I'm gonna say Can't pronounce additional ingredients. I know she does that on purpose but for our sake

1:36:30
Unknown_00: This reminds me of stream.me days. Slice it. I had to find reasons to stream for more hours, so I would binge watch K's cooking for hours at a time to try and get on the high score table and get my fucking bike back from the SBC. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go back to my old way.

1:37:06
Unknown_02: I'm going to take the bottom of the top out, and I'm going to chop them up, slice them one way, and then slice them the other way. As you can see, I've gone back to my old way. I don't want to...

Unknown_02: And I do try and tuck my fingers in, because I don't want to lose a finger. When I've got all these chopped, because as you can see, I've sliced them. What I'm going to do is I'm going to cut them. I'm going to show you what I do. I'm going to cut them the other way.

1:37:38
Unknown_00: Basically, I'm just going to stab at this fucking onion.

Unknown_02: Can you see that? And then cut them all like that. And I'm going to put them in with the mincemeat and the rest of the spices.

Unknown_02: Right, I've got some little bits of weenie things on here. Can you see them? It's all, it's parsley.

Unknown_00: Oh my God, this is seasoning. We've gotten cucked.

Unknown_02: It's in.

Unknown_00: I used to, when we got cucked on a tile like that, I would put a hamster on it to make sure I knew not to put something there.

1:38:15
Unknown_02: Mixy mixy with my wooden spoon. The hamster taunts us.

Unknown_02: Oh, is it oil? Can't remember. Too tired to even bother. And then I'm going to...

Unknown_02: I'm gonna go ahead and say that this is a food that's entirely gray and Boils are deep fries meat Oh

1:39:01
Unknown_00: Oh, there is a mush mouth. Are we cucked? Are we cucked by the onions? Have the onions decided that... Because onions aren't a starch, right?

Unknown_02: The brownness is how it's supposed to be.

Unknown_00: The only thing is, technically, it's a square burger.

Unknown_02: That's what it's supposed to be.

Unknown_00: Okay, hold up, hold up.

1:39:34
Unknown_00: I have to pull out the rule book here. Are onions a vegetable?

Unknown_00: onions form the base of many dishes and contribute to one of your portions of vegetables onions do count as a vegetable you sir are denied your petition has been reviewed by the council of the the bingo card and you are denied in fact you know what you know what just just to make sure everyone knows putting a hamster on it

1:40:18
Unknown_02: It tastes just like, oh. She doesn't, how does she not like it? It doesn't have that mincemeat, but that bloody mint, there's a lot, there must be too much mint in it. But yes, it's got a minty taste after, it's the after effects that gets you.

Unknown_02: I'm not sure if I got the name right.

Unknown_00: Why do... That is a uniquely British thing. Why the fuck do they put mint in their meat? That's awful. That's so bad. Like, I know that you're only supposed to do it with, like, lamb or something. Like, you can use lamb with, like, a chocolate mint sauce. So that's so fucking... That sounds vile to me.

1:40:52
Unknown_02: Lamb koftas or... Mince meat. Yes, yes. I was sure. It was shown in the pan that it was though mince, but...

Unknown_00: Mint meat. Oh my God. That's excellent. She did it.

Unknown_02: She did it, ladies and gentlemen. What a spectacular finish.

1:41:33
Unknown_00: All right, we were denied that one by the fact that onions are in fact a vegetable. Maybe next time we'll get them, guys. Okay, I think that's it. Buy my fucking silver, madatheinternet.com. Help me fund my 27 different lawsuits. Vote to repeal the DMCA so that we have legal piracy again. If you know an attorney in Russia or the Netherlands, be sure to email me, jcmoon.pm.me.

Unknown_00: And probably won't be on Trovo next week. Hopefully it'll be back on YouTube next week. Probably won't be on Odyssey next week. I want my fucking Peertube instance. We'll see how it goes. Bye-bye.

1:42:09
Unknown_04: Underworld

1:43:22
Unknown_04: We'll be right back.

1:44:02
Unknown_04: is