Little Dark Age – Mad at the Internet 2021-01-22

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Unknown_08: Seeing what's to come The image of the dead Dead ends in my mind

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Unknown_07: I don't care if TikTok likes to play this song, it's still pretty good.

Unknown_00: There's been a resurgence of like 80s style music, but I don't care. It's a moody song, I would say.

Unknown_00: I don't know what happened. I listened. What's his face? Biden got sworn in. I felt a little bit moody. I felt moodier than I thought I would. Predominantly because the day that Biden was being sworn in, he basically told everyone that he was going to repeal that regulation on the banking uh on the payment network access he said like he was going to submit that to congress to have the regulation removed like day one and i mentioned uh on twitter after i did my stream talking about it that the officer of the controller of currency he resigned as like as soon as that regulation was added he resigned so that guy's out already and biden's going to repeal it so i'm glad i never got my my hope up I'm glad I specifically said at the end of that stream, don't ever get your hopes up, because you won't be disappointed. But yet, despite that, I was still very disappointed. I was still very disappointed, because I was like, oh, I might get to make a little bit of money before this gets repealed. It'll be enacted in April, I'll get to make a little bit of money selling banners or whatever the fuck for the first time in the site's history since, like, 2015.

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Unknown_00: And I would get to save something. Get to save up a little bit. But no, of course not. That's not how it works. I don't get that anymore. So I've been kind of down in the dumps and playing Hearts of Iron 4. I'm terrible at that game, by the way. I usually play in a small shitty country like Yugoslavia or Spain. I just play the Spanish Civil War and then I'm done with the game. I also like to unite China as the communist, because of course I do.

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Unknown_00: What else would I play in that fucking game if not for communist China?

Unknown_00: Okay, so I did a video. I did one of my, I think my third ever scripted video for YouTube, because people kept asking me. It's like, Josh, how do I sign up for the Fediverse? And it's like, it's real fucking easy. You just go to a Fediverse note and you sign up like any other service ever. But I received like a dozen emails and a bunch of people DM me on Twitter and left comments in my fucking like channel video comments saying like, you should make a tutorial on how to join the Fediverse. So I did. It's...

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Unknown_00: four and a half minutes long it's about five times the length it needs to be because the instructions are literally find a fucking node and register on it but uh whatever i guess i gotta do what i gotta do i i really gotta give props you know i've been reading the comments on that video and i want to give a huge shout out to everyone who said the feeder verse oh my god i

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Unknown_00: it's so funny it's the funniest thing i've ever heard i i'm not even salty i'm just depressed i read like that i'm thinking like you know i could have been uh a janitor at an albanian mcdonald's i could have been doing literally anything else but i've chose to to inflict this agony

Unknown_00: I could have stayed in Serbia and been one of those people. Because Belgrade is a really clean city. And they have guys who come around every Sunday with a giant water tank. And they just hose down all the streets. So all the streets are very clean. That could have been me. I could be washing the roads in Belgrade. Instead of submitting myself to the same fucking jokes every day for my entire life. but I've made my bed and now I must lie in it I cannot get a job pressure washing the streets in Belgrade they don't want me um okay anyways yeah if you haven't joined the fucking Fediverse do it um I've heard I've heard other people are shilling the Fediverse uh good on them everyone there there is literally no excuse not to be on it it's so fucking easy to get on it and it's just so much better um I

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Unknown_00: I have more engagement on my Fediverse shit than I do on Twitter at this point. I have a fraction of the followers. I tweet something out and people reply instantly. I ask for alternatives to Raspberry Pi and I get 30 messages in an hour. It's way more active engagement than on Twitter, even with the fraction of the people on it.

Unknown_00: That's enough showing of that. What do I got?

Unknown_00: I'm going to make fun of June again, because she posted this, and I cringed physically. She said she was finishing up the subtitles. She went to, I think it was the Washington, the Capitol rally, and she did in-person interviewing of all the people there, the cutards and shit. And he says, it's just a matter of morals. It's disrespect, like sneezing or spitting on somebody. And then he asked June, would you like to be spit on? And you can see she like is looking off in the distance. And somebody said that she looks like Brittany Venti in this because she's like so caked in makeup and shit. Um, and it's just like a generic color of Brown, but she's looking off in the distance, like, Oh, maybe I want to be spit on. And like, that's, that's her entire career. It's like even worse than being a McDonald's janitor in Albania. It's being an internet whore.

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Unknown_00: The video itself is not worth watching, but I clicked on it and listened to a bit, and the only funny bit is unintentionally where she's standing next to this sign that says Whores Deserve STDs, quoting Galatians 6-7.

Unknown_00: uh that's that's not her being funny though that's just situational humor but what i noticed is that she has more subscribers than i thought she has 1.5 million subscribers and my favorite thing about this is i look down and i see it's a link to her only fans and it has like a url shortener so you can't see what the fuck it's supposed to be but i guarantee you that's like her merchandise or like a patreon link or some shit but isn't she quirky she's so in on the jokes that she's a whore

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Unknown_00: Oh, well.

Unknown_00: Oh, and despite the fact that she... Okay, the reason why I was surprised that she has so many subscribers is that I know she lives with her parents. So it's like, how the fuck do you have so much money coming in? How do you have... so much uh just financial support and you have to live at home is it a thing where she she just wants to she doesn't want to be out on her own she's just like a baby that has to have mom and dad like probably not dad but mom like look after it's just really strange it's a really strange decision that someone in her 30s would continue to live at home when she has the means to to move out Who cares about June? A lot of Coomers, probably.

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Unknown_00: Okay, so that's it for June. Oh, I haven't even shown anyone the fucking window this entire time.

Unknown_00: Why does that not work? Oh, aha.

Unknown_00: I meant to show you this. This video. Look at her. Look at her quiet contemplation about if she wants to be spiddling. She's probably thinking, not by you. But yes, probably. Anyways.

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Unknown_00: So, there's someone who's been kind of like... floating around and like the ether of drama but the problem is that he's really popular and i don't like to punch up as as a as a rule i only like to punch down i like to make people who are already uh little feel worse that's funnier to me because people who are in some way successful they can just fall back on oh i have money therefore i don't have to care about what you have to say And that doesn't feel as gratifying. But in this instance, just as a fresh topic, I think I'll cover real surface level who this guy is. Because I've been hearing about him, and he is weird. He's weird in that dream way, where he's just like...

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Unknown_00: Um, he's one of those people who, whose audience is very young and they have a ravenous fan base, which if you're out there and you want to start like a YouTube career and you want to make a ton of fucking money, here's what you do. Uh, never show your face or your body because I think like people, the audience are cultivating who wants to jack off to you.

Unknown_00: they never want this is like the vtuber policy but for men they never want to see what you actually look like because you probably are frumpy and you look weird and you probably smell in real life so they never want to see like an actual person they just want to have like an avatar that they can project their own fetishes onto and this guy his name is corpse husband and he's like a mainstream like e-celeb now that just millions of fucking people know And he is so cringe. And I don't understand what the sex appeal of having someone talking in grumbly voices. But it's apparently fucking massive. So I want to kind of introduce you to his art. Here's his SoundCloud. He says, cat girls are ruining my life. And we'll play a little bit of it. I guess I have to be careful when I get a DMCA.

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Unknown_00: There's some lyrics down here, by the way.

Unknown_06: Let's pause it right there.

Unknown_00: He says, make a stack, pepe laugh. Got all these bitches mad. Let's continue. I just want to, because that's like a horrific first line.

Unknown_00: She sucked me and I don't give her bans, bans. I feel like Twitch staff, you get it, because they exchange sexual favors on Twitch. Clipped that I, this bitch finna give me whiplash. Took my fucking breath away. I'm finna take that shit back. Bitch, you cappin' and you big mad.

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Unknown_00: this has 150 000 followers i don't know how many views it has so 2.4 million okay okay that's enough because um i don't want to spend i don't want to play actually it's a minute and a half let's give me space

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Unknown_06: Oh, what was that? I guess we'll play it all. We'll play both songs all the way through.

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Unknown_00: Okay. What's really funny is that he sounds like Batman in the 2000s.

Unknown_00: What the fuck is the name of the actor from that movie? The guy who plays Batman. But he does like that grumbly voice when he's in the movies. Or when he's in the costume. It's always like, I'm not wearing a hockey mask. like that he's that man he's trying to do that voice and it's always been like a silly voice but for some reason it's extremely erotic to like retarded women uh now you might think that's awful i hope he hasn't made any more he's made a lot actually here's this one that song was called cat girls are ruining my life here's e-girls are ruining my life and someone said by the way i saw this in chat that they said the beat's okay though you can buy a fucking beat you can you like you think the guys who do epic rap battle they made those beats no they go to fucking um it's like while you're when you're listening to rap music sometimes like the singer stops and you hear like a woman's voice saying like jd beats like those are the people that make the beats the fucking black guys they don't make the fucking beats this guy doesn't make his beats they just buy them they buy the rights to them on some store for like Um, depending on who it is like a thousand dollars or whatever or a lot of money if it's like a famous beat producer But no, they don't never make their fucking beats. Uh, here's here's e-girls are ruining my life featuring savage. Yeah money sign Hashtag spooky Did that say woo

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Unknown_00: You're not feeling it, chat? You wouldn't rave to this at the club, chat? You wouldn't catch coronavirus dancing to this, chat?

Unknown_06: Okay, I think I'm done. Chat's about to fucking kill me.

Unknown_00: So yeah, that's the bar of entry for being an e-slab. When you make the decision to clean an Albanian McDonald's bathroom or become famous on the internet, when you're mopping the floors, you better start practicing your fucking Bruce Wayne voice.

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Unknown_00: I know how you got these. And then you can make a SoundCloud. I probably shouldn't be making fun of people's voices, but I'm going to do so.

Unknown_00: So he is like such a, like I said, with like dream, like he's just this guy you've never fucking heard of has millions and millions of subscribers and weirdo fucking fans.

Unknown_00: I've noticed him because he's gotten like trends on Twitter.

Unknown_00: Like in this, he teased like a picture of him, supposedly a picture of him. It says YouTuber Corpse Husband shares a photo of his hand after an article in The Sun suggests he has six fingers. And this got 31,000 likes on Twitter, hashtag freaky fingers. And then it trended.

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Unknown_00: And all these... It just kills me. All these tweets have fucking thousands of... Of likes. And it's just... It's just some guy who has a grumbly voice. Supposedly the voice is like...

Unknown_00: a degenerative disease of the throat. Um, I didn't record what it was. I think it's degenerative. I hope it's degenerative. I hope that he becomes mute at some point, but for now it's just becoming grumblier. And I have a clip that's like a, uh,

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Unknown_00: Apparently it's called GERD. That sounds like a fake disease. But hopefully it's going to cause him to become silent in the future. If I pull this off, will you die? So...

Unknown_00: Okay, here's the voice evolution. Gerd with an E. This is apparently his disease.

Unknown_00: Here's two and a half minutes of his voice declining over the years. And remember, most of it is actual. He's not like a stinger mainly. I think he does like...

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Unknown_00: like i'm like i'm a dead i'm a corpse husband asmr spooky pasta readings so uh that's where his followers come from remember think of what kind of people listen to spooky pastas namely children and then you know his audience so this is uh clips of him over the years rude

Unknown_00: She is said to be easy to recognize because whether it is summer or winter, she is always wearing a heavy wool overcoat and a set of oversized headphones like those big skull candy headphones you could find in the stores.

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Unknown_05: According to this story, if you drive up alongside her and roll down the window, you might hear her singing.

Unknown_05: The song some people around here say is,

Unknown_05: Story because we aren't supposed to talk about them in my culture if you talk about them They gain an attraction towards you and focus on you more for clarification I am a Native American male Apache and Navajo from Arizona and my Navajo side is from Albuquerque, New Mexico Sympathizer looks like Siri giving you directions.

Unknown_00: I am a Navajo Indian warrior. I

Unknown_06: So we finally got to our little spot, threw our wood in, and got the music going. It was one of those movie moments. Fire and beer really make people come together. Hogben didn't end up attacking either my dad, his partner, or the cameraman.

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Unknown_04: He did end up going full on Hulk on the dash of his van.

Unknown_06: Basically ripping it apart with his bare hands and losing his entire mind. These days, he'd probably be taken into custody based on that, but again, this was the early 90s.

Unknown_06: We figured if we didn't see anything from on top of this short hill, that we'd be fine.

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Unknown_00: But when we got to the top, we saw an old building down. This sounds like he's applying like a voice filter. Like I could take my fucking microphone and tweak it and get like a sound that sounds as fake as this.

Unknown_06: Bottom about a hundred yards into the woods. It was barely visible. We pondered over what to do. Quiet. No movement could be seen.

Unknown_00: Now in 2021, it's this.

Unknown_00: I was scrambling to try and find an intro song I should just play this I would have set the mood okay so the fans the fans are the interesting thing because this guy is like just another fucking like ASMR channel that does some weird shit

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Unknown_00: Uh, isn't this the guy who was in the Among Us musical? I don't think so. Was he? Oh, he was. Okay. Yes. This was the guy in the Among Us musical.

Unknown_00: Um, his fans get like fucking tattoos of the audio profile, the waves on their arms. This is from Mara. She has no father. I assume she has a borderline personality disorder.

Unknown_00: here's uh i really hate his like zombie avatar uh but he gets a fucking tattoo too this in particular is really bad it does not look like um it doesn't look like corpse husband it looks like i'm gonna try and find this here

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Unknown_00: No, this is not the actual video.

Unknown_00: It was a thing that Adam from YMS talked about a while ago from childhood trauma videos.

Unknown_00: I don't know what the fuck you'd actually call this, but this is what that thing looks like.

Unknown_00: What's this one? Oh, okay.

Unknown_00: Yeah, this does not look like a fucking... Apparently it's like the Donnie Darko thing.

Unknown_00: Oh, it does look like Donnie Darko.

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Unknown_00: Here, let me pull that up too.

Unknown_00: I don't know if this is intentional, but it does look a lot like this. This horror cover. I think it looks like the slime guy, but it can also look like this, I guess.

Unknown_00: Alright, so here's a video of him screaming about tinfoil for half a minute.

Unknown_06: You must have confused me for a man that can't open

Unknown_06: late hours of the night where nothing is open and i can go get more whilst essentially needing it to cook anything i am a man who can do simple tasks like opening foil and not fuck it up and cut it with a knife a million times that's not me it it kind of sounds like he's just like trying to be wacky you know what i mean like that's what his fans want

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Unknown_00: This is what... This is the... Okay, this picture was used on old SoundCloud albums. So when this came out... Or something like this did. So when this came out and people said it was him, there was some discussion about if it's true. But it is apparently him. So he's like a chunky... And you can tell by his hands. He is Mexican-American. I think that's known by his YouTube profile. uh so you can just see that he's just like a pudgy mexican he does a grumbly voice here's a different angle you can really see like that he's just a mexican guy uh by how he's touching the wall like how everyone goes to israel and touches the west wall that's what he's doing there trying to look artistic so everyone thinks that he looks like uh this or maybe donnie darko but he actually looks like this this this is what everyone has has uh

0:24:14
Unknown_00: Gilled off to the eternal 56 percenter. Okay.

Unknown_00: Oh, God. Should I talk about Chantel? I'm going to fucking... You know what? Let me just say it. And then someone named Alex Mobile Feistenmaker gave her 11 euros on her... Because she does live streaming now. She's, like, super fucking bored all the time because she doesn't do anything. And just said...

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Unknown_00: Love you, baby. Enjoy our chat on Phoebe.

Unknown_00: Like heart emoji, praying hand emojis. Thank you again. And then someone found down here that someone named Foodie Beauty Chantel was on Phoebe. And the suspicious thing is that she identifies as a feedie. She's a female interested in men looking for online chatting, dates, relationships, casual encounters. Speaks English and French, which he absolutely does not. I'm a plus-size influencer, and I like to eat on camera. Check out my channel as well.

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Unknown_00: So, the question is, did Chantal, very stupidly, join this fucking feeder site under Foodie Beauty Chantal, and then get caught? Because it's been deleted since. Get caught and then delete it. Which is weird, because it shouldn't have been deleted so fast if it was like a fake profile.

Unknown_00: Or, alternatively, did a troll join this website and then start, like, flirting with feeders so that they would donate to her YouTube channel and embarrass her? Which is more likely?

0:26:05
Unknown_00: She's 5'2 and weighs 240. Yeah, she's really short and really fat.

Unknown_00: It's not a troll. It was me. Ann and Farmory did it.

Unknown_00: Is Phoebe on the Feederverse? Okay.

Unknown_00: I should just get this out of the way. I can't even talk about this. I'm just going to play this clip.

Unknown_00: It's funny because she's fat and she's on the Feeder side again. And I'm talking about it.

Unknown_00: And that's all there is to it, really. Her YouTube streams are just vile. She is so fucking gross in these streams. She just sits there and emits gas for four hours straight, just burping. And she constantly says, like, excuse me, like it's an accident. It's like, no, there's no fucking way that you're doing this on accident. You're sitting there and you're just fucking belching and shitting yourself on camera. And that's it.

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Unknown_00: Because people will send you $11 or whatever, however much that is in U.S. dollars. A literal bratpug. I don't think there's ever been a better real-life example of a bratpug than Chantel. She finds farts so fucking funny. She thinks that they're the funniest fucking thing. She will literally start laughing until she's crying just talking about a time she farted.

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Unknown_00: It's truly fucking vile.

Unknown_00: Here's what Phoebe is. Phoebe is a social network and dating site for feeders, feedies, fat admirers, and BBWBHM. We're a quirky bunch of men and women who love words like curvy, thick, plump, bellied, chubby, fat, obese, super-sized, and so much more. 115,000 members and growing 3000.

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Unknown_00: That's as big as the forum. This is a Kiwi farm size community of people who like to talk about fat people, which I guess is just the cute. They're like, they're like a negative version of the forum. They just, they're, they're supportive of it.

Unknown_00: uh okay so the other the flip side of chantal is that she um is with pete's not like in a relationship he said something funny in the stream today about how like he would be an incel if he liked himself more so instead of being an incel he's just like a pushover um but he got into trouble because or not trouble but people started bullying him because

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Unknown_00: he has written like x-men rape fanfic about i'm not gonna read it because i can't i would um immediately be banned from youtube for reading it but the really notable thing about this one that and i don't know any of these characters i'm sorry um but the the

Unknown_00: The thing that stuck out to me about this one is that there's a character called Toad. And I'm assuming that he has like a long tongue. He's like a monster in the comics. And the word Toad shows up in this 31 times. Like this frog monster is raping this woman named Miss Wanda or whatever.

Unknown_00: And it talks about how he's using his frog tongue to penetrate her. And it's really creepy. I don't know.

0:29:39
Unknown_00: Maybe he does hate women. Maybe he is an inch away from being an incel. But he can't bring himself to do it because he's full of soy. And he's fat.

Unknown_00: And he can't bring himself to be a rapist or an incel because he's just a pushover.

Unknown_00: This man needs Jesus. He's like a super fedora tipper. And it's really funny because he's also one of those male feminists. He's like super, super male feministy.

0:30:13
Unknown_00: He's from Canada, but he... He spent all his time during the Trump administration bitching about Trump.

Unknown_00: And... He...

Unknown_00: He wrote, like, rape fanfic. And this is, like, yet another male feminist who is, like, an actual, like, weirdo woman hater behind the mask.

Unknown_00: Like most Leafs. Least of Oxygen. All male feminist rape fanfics. That is the joke. There is like a weird duality to it. And he's also one of those people that is huge into lesbianism. Like for whatever fucking reason, he's just massive into like lesbian stuff.

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Unknown_00: fetishism which is always a bad sign i really think he's like just one push away from uh from truning out because he's he's the type he's he's got the he's got the astrogen in them he's got the lack of self-confidence he's got the lesbian fetishism he's one good shove away from being like a tranny

Unknown_00: true not win probably in the next four years as biden continues to make transgenderism more acceptable in canada he will eventually feel the feel the urge to true now male feminists are the worst men i think they can get women by being nice guys that's that does sound true i don't know if it's like the only motivation for it though maybe it is

0:31:53
Unknown_00: talk about the training oh god I didn't even plan about that but that would be I tweeted about this I think and I pull this up real quick okay so there's this thing called Rachel Levine and I think I even brought up Rachel I either tweeted about it or talked about it on stream but Rachel Levine was a pediatrician from Pennsylvania and And they transitioned in like 2012 or something. And they had like a wife and kids. And two years after they transitioned, the wife left.

Unknown_00: And they somehow ended up as the Pennsylvania Secretary of Health. And as Secretary of Health, Pennsylvania had abysmal COVID numbers, even compared to the rest of the state, despite advocating for super strict lockdown requirements and shit. And...

0:32:51
Unknown_00: It came out that their former patients, because they're in pediatrics, came out and said that they were abusive and weird and creepy in private sessions. And somehow they are now the assistant secretary of health for the entire country. Day one put in place, put in the cabinet by Joe Biden.

Unknown_00: Oh, I like this part. And they use Skype because I guess PA, uh, Pennsylvania had laws for keeping logs of like what public service members are doing in terms of like calling people and shit. And they use Skype so that none of that information would be recorded. Yeah, it's just, oh, and they're Jewish. Of course.

0:33:43
Unknown_00: It's just, it's just crazy.

Unknown_00: Oh, yeah. For some reason, I didn't screen cap some of the tweets, but they actually suggested that people start using OnlyFans as a way to make money during the lockdown, which kind of hints at an agenda, because most people doing OnlyFans are going to be young, because if you're not young, you're not going to make money being an internet whore.

Unknown_00: So, who knows? I'm going to get depressed again if I talk about that, though.

0:34:16
Unknown_00: Um, and this is also kind of weird for me to talk about, cause I don't think I've ever talked about Trisha Paytas. That's also like a big name, like a YouTuber. That's a punching up. They have so much, they have a pink Rolls Royce. That, that bitch has a fucking pink Rolls Royce. She has not produced anything ever in her entire fucking life worth monetary value, but somehow she makes enough money to drive a fucking pink Rolls Royce.

Unknown_00: Just astounding. Okay, I've been watching Frenemies, which is like a podcast between Ethan Klein and Trisha Paytas. And the entire reason that this podcast exists is that Ethan Klein has either intentionally or unintentionally discovered that if you do a podcast and you have someone retarded sitting next to you, You can look a lot better in comparison. And it's kind of like the biggest problem in the universe in that way. Where Ethan Klein has discovered this formula. That if you take someone who is just like an absolute degenerate retard. And you talk to them on a podcast. It not only is interesting content. But you look really good in comparison. So even though Ethan Klein is just the biggest asshole ever. When he's sitting next to this mentally ill woman who has no value whatsoever besides being a screeching perpetual train wreck, he looks good.

0:35:46
Unknown_00: She had drama because she went out with Jeffree Star. And if you don't know who Jeffree Star is, you're very fortunate. But I do know who he is because when I was a teenager, I played a game called Habu Hotel. And one of my friends was a fan of Jeffree Star's band. He got popular on Myspace, which is fucking bizarre to say. And his band, The Medic Droid, did a song called For Sure. And the only thing I remember about that song is that at the end, the female part of the band says something like, you got jizz on my back. Where's my panties? And he says, I threw them out the window, bitch. Shut the fuck up. And for some reason, I remember that like 15 years later.

0:36:22
Unknown_00: But he's still popular to this day as like a Marilyn Manson style gender freak. And he was friends with Trisha Paytas, who is like a brown, disgusting monster who's ruined her body. With fast food and plastic surgery. She doesn't look human. But for some reason is like a top .1% OnlyFans creator. I don't know what the fuck people are paying her money for. Because she's just hideous.

0:36:53
Unknown_00: But Jeffree Star flew her out to Las Vegas. And apparently she doesn't like to club. She was coming off like a drug binge. And I said, come out to Vegas. We'll just go to casinos or whatever. And we'll... uh have a have a chill time and they take her out to vegas and jeffree star and his hairdresser decide we're gonna go clubbing because they're both gay and they want to do cocaine so they're out at the clubs snorting coke and trisha paytas doesn't want to go the entire time because she's like that's just not my thing and i don't want to do drugs i just get out of rehab

0:37:32
Unknown_00: And then they get home, and something happens. I said that Jeffree Star was really bitchy, and she just did a video where she very mildly, in the most mildest way, says Jeffree Star is an asshole. And his hairdresser, who is like...

Unknown_00: Mexican homosexual who looks like a psychopath Puts out this like live Instagram stream where he's getting his hair done by this Mexican woman and he's like I'll play it but he's a complete and total asshole the first time I ever met Trisha

0:38:09
Unknown_04: she reached out to me to do her video iconic i did three wigs she um met me because i do jeffree star's hair let me tell you how these is delusional stupid as one thing about me i keep i literally even have my um what's that phone that used to flip like that psychic nope there's no because i keep every single text message and it's so it gets me so mad you know why because i'm i was actually nice to the stupid fat walrus looking hole you give me

Unknown_04: I didn't talk about her, but now I am.

Unknown_04: Now I am.

Unknown_04: She reached out for the iconic video. I was psyched. Because I was like, oh my God, Trisha, she's so pretty. She's the blonde queen that gets... I talked about this actually before.

Unknown_00: Where if you look at... If you look at someone's eyes, you can like...

Unknown_00: it was the the woman who was interviewing uh viewing jessica yanov or jonathan yanov whatever i've heard the the female name so much now that i uh that's what i think of but you can tell that he's fucking crazy just by looking at him like that's the kind of guy who will fucking stab you over some gay shit

0:39:25
Unknown_04: Blonde queen that gets... I did her music video. I did three weeks. I made it on time. She only gave me like a couple of weeks, which was dope because she let me know ahead of time. Normally, clients don't do that. All right, cool.

Unknown_04: On the video, let's go back to the video.

Unknown_00: Mexicans are allowed to have braids and cornrows. I don't think you have to... Maybe he's like half black. He's just kind of muddish.

Unknown_00: not gonna play through all that he's basically he's sitting there getting his hair done and he's playing like her stream as it's happening and he's doing commentary on it uh so it is kind of like a weird back and forth i i want to hear the part where i look at his fucking where he says like she should just jump off a fucking bridge or some shit

0:40:17
Unknown_00: The conflict was that she claimed that he overcharged her on wigs or some shit like that It's like the gayest fucking internet drama possible. But the thing is with Trisha Paytas is that she has Serious psychological and personality disorders. She's super borderline so anything like a wig being overpriced is cause for drama and then of course she's talking to like homosexuals like her associates are like gay drama queen homosexuals so her saying that is like i can't believe this bitch did this i'm gonna call her out too but he's he said she said she's saying i'm gonna play it again

Unknown_04: this stupid dumb walrus looking ass bitch maybe she should go on a diet and get life on her brain because maybe all that fat is up her brain from thinking all right let me tell you guys something listen to what she says she says that i charged her more the second time for two wigs in an installment than i did the first time that i ever did her hair have in mind the first time i did three wigs Okay? So there's no possible way that I charged her more the second time than the fucking first time. Fucking stupid crater face looking ass bitch.

0:41:20
Unknown_00: I do want to play, like, her reaction. Oh, my God, she looks terrible in this.

Unknown_00: And she's, like, intentionally manipulative about it because what she does is she throws, like, a hysterical fit as she's reacting and makes it look so much worse than it is. I mean, he is being an asshole to her, but whatever. Do you know what these motherfuckers are?

0:41:53
Unknown_04: And I normally don't like to speak up on them, but it's not about the nice people.

Unknown_00: Most of this is her just filming it, but she has... Throw your bitch fit.

Unknown_04: Oh my god. I should have timestamped this one. You can hear her, like, heavy breathing over it.

Unknown_00: I didn't tell you.

0:42:28
Unknown_04: I'll just skip to a part where I can see her face.

Unknown_03: People that were being so awful to me on this Vegas trip a year ago. I think watching this is so triggering for so many reasons. I'm actually shaking as one.

Unknown_03: I did have three suicide attempts, which made me end up in a mental hospital.

Unknown_00: she looks so bad she looks so fucking old

0:43:07
Unknown_03: This is all her content, by the way.

Unknown_00: She just has, like, freakouts while fucking doing her videos, and she starts crying and stammering and literally shaking, and she's going, like... She starts talking at, like, a mile an hour. There's some old videos where, like, during MySpace era, she was having a back-and-forth with Jeffree Star, and she was like, And she's like sputtering out fucking languages the entire time. And it's just the worst thing to have to sit and listen to. Because of her mannerisms and how she talks.

0:43:44
Unknown_03: Mostly how great Jeffrey is and everything. He's an actual monster. I tried to keep it in for so long. But this is the kind of mean shit. Mean girl behavior. He admits to the fucking shit about my skin.

Unknown_00: But her skin is bad.

Unknown_03: And I stayed quiet because there were way more serious issues regarding Jeffrey and stuff.

Unknown_00: Like, you didn't want to be that person to be like, you know, he's an awful person or whatever.

Unknown_03: They were, like, awful. No, going aside from the wig stuff, you know, he does show that he said, oh, Jeffrey's, whatever. Like, fuck the wig stuff. But the fact that, like, these are the, this is the kind of people. And, like, seeing it.

0:44:18
Unknown_03: Like, seeing it out there all over again is, like, so triggering, and I know he'll, like, make fun of this.

Unknown_00: The Frenemies podcast, by the way, like, this is how she usually is, but the weird thing about the Frenemies podcast is that, um...

Unknown_00: Ethan Klein has her on and he's, he tries to act very sympathetic towards her and very reasonable while talking to her. But the problem is, is that they're both woke and they're both in LA. And so that he has to treat like her being a psychotic bitch as a very serious thing that should be taken seriously. And she, um, she's engaged, uh,

0:44:53
Unknown_00: with Ethan Klein's wife's brother Ethan Klein is married to Hila who is an Israeli immigrant and her brother I think is like a clout chaser so he's like I'm gonna marry this fucking monster and that's why you can see actually when she moves her hand you can see that there's like a menorah in the background cause she's converting to Judaism so that they can get married So, and she's all about like Jewish culture and Jewish religion now. And she talks about it constantly on the podcast more so than Ethan Klein does. So, um, it's like a, it's like a really weird setup. And what's funny is that she, um, she's not Jewish herself. She's converting to Judaism so that they can get married, but they have like a doctor come on, uh, like a therapist. He's come on like two different shows and, um,

0:45:35
Unknown_00: She didn't know about the Holocaust until they told her. Her fiancé had to tell her about the Holocaust. Somehow she lived her entire life without hearing about this event. Just to give you a frame of reference for what...

0:46:13
Unknown_00: um, what her, her concerns and knowledge are. And that's an awkward conversation to have with your fiance is like, you're converting to Judaism. You're like, what's being Jewish all about? And it's like, well, there was a little event called the Holocaust you might've heard of. And then she's like, no, I've never actually heard about that. Can you tell me more? And you have to actually explain the story, the history. Um, but, um,

0:46:50
Unknown_00: Uh, oh, the doctor. Yeah. She, um, she, she has a therapist on who comes on to talk about, uh, she did not know about the atomic bombings as well. That's correct. Uh, she has a therapist come on and like a year ago, I want to say she came out as a trans man. So Hila's brother is literally getting gay married. Yeah. Patricia Paytas, who is now a trans man. And, um...

0:47:23
Unknown_00: What he's on there, he's talking about how valid her gender identity is and how her fluidity between genders is completely normal and acceptable. And while they're talking, he's going like, yeah, I understand you've always kind of felt like a man, so this must be really validating for you to finally come out and be a man. As she's doing OnlyFans horror content and having this kind of life... And is being engaged to this Jewish guy. And the doctor wants to fuck Trisha Paytas so bad. He is, like, a super Jewish doctor. And he's, like, the skeeviest part of the show when he gets on. Because you can tell he really wants to fuck Trisha Paytas. And anything Ethan Klein says that's, like, skeptical of her and her claims. Or even just not, like, 100% supportive. He, like, admonishes him and says... You're supposed to let her talk. You are being mean to Trisha Paytas. She's just an innocent angel. She's never done anything wrong. Her identity is 100% valid. And he just has to sit and take it because that's LA. He doesn't have the choice to say, actually, Doc, I think you're full of shit. Because people are going to say, why does Ethan Klein think he knows more than the doctor who's telling her that she actually is a man?

0:48:12
Unknown_00: It is truly a bizarre show. It's a cautionary tale about L.A. and borderline personality disorder and Jewish people. Really, that's what Frenemies is. And it's probably the best podcast out right now. Except for mine, of course. Mine's better. But, yeah, it's weird. And they make so much fucking money. They make so much. Just the set. Just the set of Frenemies. Let me pull it up.

0:48:46
Unknown_00: Um...

Unknown_00: Apparently, frenemies is something else besides them. Here. This is a good picture to use. Just this set, where it's kind of like split down the middle and shit. Just this set was $50,000.

0:49:22
Unknown_00: And they're talking about it early on. And for some reason, they're gender swapped in this one. I think Ethan Klein... Actually, I think this was the episode where they had the doctor on. And he... Maybe not, but... He's like, yeah, actually, I feel great as a woman.

Unknown_00: so uh i oh he's uh trisha is wearing teddy fresh of course oh it was halloween okay but yeah you can see how it's like cut down the middle and shit that's the uh that's a fifty thousand dollar set and during the episode where they were talking about breaking up because she had like a super manic episode or something and uh they were it really felt like the show was going to to implode and

0:50:14
Unknown_00: Uh, but for, for whatever reason, some force really, really found its way there and they managed to overcome their differences. Cause he was talking about like, uh, you know, covering the, covering the cost of the set and spending the money they had made. And then something, something happened where she thought, you know what? It really is worth fighting for this show. It could have been a check from Ethan Klein to encourage her to stay. Cause he realized that he had struck fucking gold by wrangling this retard into, into his studio.

Unknown_00: It could also have just been from the bottom of his heart.

Unknown_00: Mypillow says their pronouns are shit slash fart. Probably. LA is an actual hellhole. I really...

0:50:52
Unknown_00: I think I talked about this before, but I, I remember I bought tickets and, um, I want to say it was like late 20, 2019 to go to road rage in LA. And I was going to meet like Dick and Nick and everybody. Um,

Unknown_00: And then COVID happened.

Unknown_00: And because of COVID, it had to be canceled. And particularly, I had to cancel my flight from Serbia at the time to LA because I was afraid that if I left Serbia to go to the U.S. during this pandemic, I wouldn't be able to go back to Serbia or back into the EU or into any country, really. I would just be stuck in the U.S. I didn't want to be stuck in the U.S., So I decided not to go. And then lockdowns happened. And it was proven to be a good idea because it never happened anyways. That road rage had to be canceled. But it always makes me wonder. It feels like me not going to L.A. was like a fork in the road in the flow of time. And because entropy and because things, an equal opposite reaction rate, me going to LA had to have resulted in something as significant as COVID. So whatever the fuck was going to happen when I went to LA had to have been so groundbreaking and so catastrophic and so damaging that the alternative timeline was COVID not happening. Right. Or COVID, uh, COVID happening, the current timeline. So whatever the fuck I did in LA in that timeline had to have been an equal counterpart to COVID.

0:52:16
Unknown_00: I prevented 9-11. Exactly. I would have churned out. That would be worse than COVID. That's unequal.

Unknown_00: Trump's military junta, perhaps.

Unknown_00: People think Florida is a gateway to hell. It's actually the disguise for LA. Florida is not as bad. It's just weird. It's like a weird place because it's hot. Any place that's hot has crazy people in it because people naturally need cool temperatures to calm their brain and think straight, right?

0:52:58
Unknown_00: But...

Unknown_00: There is no reprieve from the heat in Florida. The way I describe it is, Florida is like, during the summer months, you walk outside and it's like sticking your head over a pot of boiling water and trying to breathe. It is so muggy and fucking awful in Florida.

0:53:31
Unknown_00: And that's why people do meth. You have to do meth to survive in an environment like that without AC and shit. um and i guess la is kind of the same way it's like in a desert or some shit on the coast so i imagine it gets muggy and shit is la muggy is la like humid like florida is or is it just dry heat no not muggy dry heat okay no i don't know anything the only time i've been in la was um

0:54:07
Unknown_00: When I went to Australia, I flew from Atlanta to, I had a layover in LAX and I had to change terminals. I had to take a bus because the LAX airport is cut in half where international flights are in one wing and US flights, domestic flights are in another wing. Um, I remember when I was sitting there waiting for my flight, I remember seeing how many fucking Chinese people there were. The entire airport was just packed full of Chinese people going to and from LA.

Unknown_00: What's hotter, Australia or Florida? I was on the Gold Coast. I was in Brisbane, and I went to the Gold Coast, and I have to say that it's a lot like Florida. The beaches in Australia on the Gold Coast are so pretty. The only beaches that I've seen that compare are Florida's on the Gulf of Mexico. It is very similar, and it is very hot and muggy in Brisbane during the summer months, which are flipped around because they're in the southern hemisphere.

0:54:51
Unknown_00: No, Australia and Florida are pretty much the same. And the issue is that the apartment I had didn't have an AC unit, so I had to make do with a fan in the window.

Unknown_00: But yeah, I think about that a lot. I think about what would have happened if I went to L.A. Because you know what? What it is is that I would have gotten stuck in the U.S. I would be stuck in L.A. I don't have a place to go in the U.S. So I would have to crash with Dick for however many weeks. And God knows what horrors would have unfolded if I was stuck in L.A.

0:55:26
Unknown_00: Is there anything that I failed to cover over...

Unknown_00: Over this stream. I've had to like talk about weird stuff that I don't usually talk about because it doesn't feel like much has happened this week. Besides politics. And the politics are boring. The politics are just like I mean it's not the usual because there's like a regime change and shit.

0:56:01
Unknown_00: Dick has a mansion I could say it. Yeah. So I've heard. I've heard much about this illustrious mansion.

Unknown_00: I forgot about Biden. What am I going to say about Biden? He's an old man. He has no agenda. He's just going to pass whatever people put in front of him. There's not much to talk about with Biden.

0:56:33
Unknown_00: Crunklord's Temple OS game. Is that... Oh, Shawty. Oh, I didn't leave any notes for Shawty, but something has happened. I'll just... Fuck it. I guess I'll just talk off the cuff about her.

Unknown_00: what happened is is shawty has a very small circle of friends and if you don't remember um kind of feels like i should play a little bit of shawty to kind of show people in case you don't know who she is she's getting canceled right oh did she delete all her video i know it

0:57:19
Unknown_00: um just to remind just to remind everyone what shawty looks like for some reason she has she has pioneered her own camera angle there is something so unique about the way she chooses to film herself that if i see any without being able to see her face just being able to see at a distance the angle by which her face is captured is like a fingerprint she she

Unknown_00: insist for whatever reason she insists on taking pictures of herself at an upwards angle from about the chin and usually she uses um portrait mode so when she live streams and stuff so you can see like her ceiling like half the frame is her ceiling and the other half is like from her chin up and not even that sometimes sometimes it's like above the nose it's very strange it's a very bizarre way to choose to record yourself um i don't know if she's like self-conscious about how fat she is or if she's just like weird and thinks that that is uh an attractive angle for her or or what but it is extremely weird anyways um she has a small group of friends and a couple weeks ago she had a woman named emily and another friend come over just before oh for her birthday on the 20th of december and they got into a fight and i think emily punched this woman and soon and there was like a bloody nose and shawty almost got evicted she just moved to this new city i think toronto and

0:58:28
Unknown_00: and she almost got evicted from her apartment like in the first month he was there because she had this fucking fight where someone got knocked the fuck out and they were bleeding from the nose and shit and emily um was the woman that hit that girl and then later shawty and emily had a falling out because emily had fucking stolen from her you can guess i think emily's black i'm pretty sure

Unknown_00: Maybe not. Maybe she's just Canadian white trash. But she stole like 400 Canadian dollars and some makeup and just like weird stupid shit that you shouldn't be stealing from people.

0:59:25
Unknown_00: And Shawty called her out and said that this woman stole from her. And then Emily comes out and tries to cancel her and say she's problematic and Shawty likes to drop the in-bomb. Which she, I mean, I assume that when you have sex with a black man you get a free inward pass. So she's got like a thousand of them. I don't understand the contention here. but uh so she's burned through a couple of those n-word passes and emily thinks that's problematic and drops this fucking video and there's a video of like where she's recording and shawty gets fucking punched by this guy and she's on her ass and she's crying and it's just real like like nasty shit that they're flinging at each other um and that's her situation that she's uh

1:00:08
Unknown_00: She's like she's in. Oh, and then she talks. Her brother reveals to her that her her father had cheated on her mother. And if you don't know, Shadi's mother died very young. I think of cancer. and she grew up without her, and that's a very sore topic to shawty, right? So at some point before she died, her father had cheated on her, and her brother even said, like, I don't even know if he's your real dad. So apparently she's big into monogamy because she got really freaked out about that. I thought she was an open relationship type of person, but she claims that she's never cheated ever. She's always been. um, either hoeing while single or in a relationship. And this news that her father was cheating on her, uh, her mother, uh, was a big deal. So what she did is that she ended up giving out her father's phone number live on air. I'm pretty sure. And her father got so many text messages from people that she ended up having, or he ended up having to, uh, turn off his phone and cancel his line or something because it was just so inundating him.

1:01:19
Unknown_00: And,

Unknown_00: she um now she's like torn because she really loves her father and that's the only parent that she has but at the same time it's like she really loves her mom and of course when someone when someone has died you have a uh

Unknown_00: a kind of hollowed image of them where, you know, it's very rose-tinted when someone has passed away, right? So the fact that her father had cheated on her mother, which she can only think good things about because she knew her when she was very young, very, very conflicted. And her friends are all fucking hoes that steal her money. And really, her group of friends is really sad because she has one friend that she has, like, a long-term friendship with, like a best friend friend, But she's very far away. And she has her own... She's married and has kids. So Shawty can't rely on her for casual encounters and hanging out and stuff. Because she's grown up and she has her own life. And her other friends are just Instagram clout chaser, hoe, trash motherfuckers who steal from her. And she's having to try and sort out her emotions, and she chooses to do it live on air because she doesn't have any close friends that she can rely on to just take her out at this time. And people apparently say that she's kind of an asshole in real life, so she might be hard-pressed to find that kind of support structure. but that that's the update on shoddy uh as you can see i'm very well versed in the shoddy shoddy extended timeline right now because um she's one of the most interesting people i think who is is active at the moment um people have asked me to do more person streams and i'm tempted to why do i know so much about these family because she's funny she's funny and she's very sympathetic okay

1:02:38
Unknown_00: And I've thought about doing more in-person streams for Trovo specifically, but I don't know if I can because I've tried to contact these fucking people that run this site and try and figure out, like, can I get my...

1:03:36
Unknown_00: can I get my real stream URL? Can I get like on this high score table? And they're, I'm not getting any responses. I really think that Ralph has talked to them and told them don't do anything for this guy. Cause he's like a bad person. So I may not, I may be completely out of luck here. Um, but if I do get access to like whatever their payment program is, then I'll do, I'll do some, another person stream for Trovo.

Unknown_00: Why are people casting spells? Is that like the money thing?

1:04:15
Unknown_00: Uh, yeah.

Unknown_00: Talk about trunes being let into women's sports by force. I mean, that's, that's just like a thing that's happening all the time. There was some funny picture I saw about, um,

Unknown_00: You know, I think it was in the Discord. I'm not going to be able to find it. But it was someone saying, like, it was a Katrani who did, I think, like, bicycling and said something like, to all those TERFs who don't want me competing, a true athlete always looks for harder competition. Why don't you play with the men? Like, that argument seems like it could be applied to you. Why do you have to compete with the women then? Why not play with the men if you want to have harder competition? What the fuck is a spellcast?

1:04:48
Unknown_00: Is this like lemons? Are people throwing lemons at me? Whatever.

Unknown_00: Let's see.

Unknown_00: Is there anything else? We talked about Shawnee, talked about Trisha, and all the weird high-profile e-celeb drama. I've tried to summarize it in a way that appeals to normal people, because I don't think any of you would ever watch Trisha Paytas. I would hope not. I'm sure someone listening to this has at some point watched Trisha Paytas have their own accord, but...

1:05:24
Unknown_00: Um, not me. Not until this podcast. That's where my frame of reference comes from.

Unknown_00: I don't know who Rise McKinnon is, but apparently the roommate was busted for soliciting a minor. Someone contacted me about, um...

Unknown_00: About, uh, oh, this furry, there's apparently like a new furry thing where someone was like fucking, oh, the, the zooier than thou podcast. Apparently there's drama with that where, um, but I, I haven't dealt with that cause I don't want to, I don't want to deal with it. I really don't know if I have the, the energy at the moment to, to, to deal with another, um, zoo files or whatever the fuck you want to call it.

1:06:12
Unknown_00: Amberlynn rate isn't doing anything because it's January and revenue rates are down. It's down and from what I understand for YouTube content creators, December is the most profitable month in the year because that's where all the advertisers are trying to get their shit out. So the ad rates are very competitive.

1:06:50
Unknown_00: And she makes enough money during December to not have to stream through January at all.

Unknown_00: What happened with the Mountain Jews? I can't talk about them because they're suing me.

Unknown_00: I think that's going well, though. I'm waiting on... I should get a response to the case being dismissed or the default judgment being dismissed this month. And then I'm going to try and get her unable to file new lawsuits against me unless she has an attorney filing for her.

1:07:27
Unknown_00: Oh, I should play this clip before I forget. This is the only thing that Amberlynn has done. She made a podcast or sorry, a live stream where she was bitching.

Unknown_00: And the only thing funny that came out of this was this.

Unknown_02: Do you believe in Allah? I don't know what that is. Do you believe in what? Allah.

Unknown_01: That's the Muslim part.

Unknown_02: Oh, the Muslim God, Becky said? I believe in the universe...

1:08:04
Unknown_02: Aren't you jealous of that kind of blissful ignorance?

Unknown_00: There are people like Trisha Paytas and Amberlynn Reid who don't know what a Muslim is. I've never heard of the Holocaust. They just eat all day and show their titties and make money. And that's it. That's all they do. They don't have to worry about anything. They just drift through life completely and totally stress-free. It's like they get cancer in their ovaries because they're 600 pounds. I'll just rip those fuckers out. I'm going right back to the chicken tendies, motherfucker. You can't stop me.

1:08:38
Unknown_00: I believe in the universe. Yes. I think that's actually, you say, you say that mockingly that she's a genius for, for saying that, but I'm pretty sure that is a, uh, that is like an actual line from some philosopher. There's like, I think therefore I am, but then there's also like, I know that the universe exists, like something exists besides me. So, so really what I'm saying is that Amberlynn is, is a, uh, is a philosophical genius.

1:09:15
Unknown_00: Alright.

Unknown_00: I'm quite done.

Unknown_00: I had a... Oh.

Unknown_00: I have a weird song to play.

Unknown_00: And normally... I mean, it's kind of weird. I don't think you'll like it. But... But I like it. So I'm going to play it.

Unknown_00: Okay. I may see you guys on Tuesday for the second part of that Tranny stream.

1:09:46
Unknown_00: Uh, depending on, on how the, uh, talks with the trovo people go, because for whatever reason, they're like really dragging ass and communicating.

Unknown_00: So I don't know. I'll go with it as long as I can. Okay. Uh, see you guys when I see you. Bye.

Unknown_00: Where's the fucking song at?

Unknown_00: Oh, it's muted, of course. Okay, bye.

1:11:18
Unknown_08: It's just a cigarette

1:12:07
Unknown_05: Honey, can you trust me when I want to stop?

Unknown_08: I can't.

Unknown_08: It's just a cigarette and it's just a mammary light.

Unknown_05: it's just a cigarette that i got from jamie lee oh she's gonna get a smack and i'm gonna give you three it's just a cigarette it'll soon be only once it'll make you sick girl there's not much of a chance it's just a cigarette you'll be sorry that we Oh, God. Thank you.