The SS13 Stream No One Asked For 2020-05-16

0:00:01
Unknown_16: Hello.

Unknown_09: Hello, my precious.

Unknown_09: I guess I'll enable DLive. Why not?

Unknown_09: Oh, please restart my broadcast. I'm not doing that.

Unknown_15: I'm not doing that.

Unknown_14: Nobody wants to watch this shit?

Unknown_16: Then don't watch it.

Unknown_16: You don't have to join me on my wonderful voyage.

0:00:34
Unknown_16: Don't have to.

Unknown_14: I am either going to be playing a Borg or a Janitor.

Unknown_09: I'll drop this down to low. I'll take Janitor over Borg. I was trying to farm up enough to get AI on this account before I did a live stream, but B Station decided to have a two-hour green shift when I wasn't on Borg, so I didn't get enough time to

Unknown_09: to get two hours into Silicon to get AI. So instead, I'll be doing either Janiborg, which I would prefer, or just regular Janitor.

0:01:10
Unknown_14: Pre-recorded? No, no.

Unknown_14: talk about drama i will eventually i'm going to talk about drama an hour into this stream so that nobody who is only listening for the drama will still be around that's my problem you have to sit if you're here specifically to hear me complain about something you're gonna have to watch me pick up trash in a space station without any interest in hearing what i have to say about doing so for at least a full hour

0:01:55
Unknown_14: That is my promise. I'm going to drop some red pills. Probably not.

Unknown_14: Okay, yeah.

Unknown_09: I tried to ask them. I still am not a big fan of Beast Station because they have such... They're in a weird position where they don't like a lot of the changes that the main TG branch has, but they also are inept at fixing them. So it's sort of just like... It's kind of like Pale Moon. It's like the Pale Moon fork of TG Station.

0:02:28
Unknown_09: Because it's like, we don't like change, so we're going to not have any changes. But then when TG Station adds in all these awesome, convenient features that are really nice to use, they're not in a position where they can competently merge those new features back in. So you just have an old, shitty browser that at best is able to maintain security updates. That's basically B. Now, I play on B even though they're weird about game rewards because it's sort of hard to explain. The game, like the server is just shittier, flat out shittier than TG. But because it's shittier, it's also more liberating. Like you can just kill people. Nobody gives a fuck. You can sabotage the SM. Nobody gives a fuck. You can sabotage Atmos. Nobody gives a fuck because it's B station. and in that in that regard it's nice to uh if you're stressed out over the very serious gameplay of tg station come over to b and just dump ass you are the janitor as the janitor you answer directly to the head of personnel which i guess would be dick special circumstances may change this like enjoy your stay prefix uh to talk to supply nobody ever talked to supply you can do i'm playing a lizard by the way you can do like comma o to talk a lizard and do like hello so there's a service message in lizard language which is probably the only time in the history of this game anybody has ever done that

0:03:49
Unknown_09: Alright, now, to get situated here, I have my Jani cart here, which will be... And also, my laptop can barely fucking play. Barely fucking play this and streaming at the same time, so...

Unknown_00: That's the AI player.

0:04:32
Unknown_09: AI is one of my favorite roles because you're just kind of like you're just kind of chilling and everything's happening around you but you don't really have to care.

Unknown_09: Goloshes will make it so I can walk in slippery stuff and not slip. Black gloves because they look cool.

Unknown_09: Purple cap because they look cool.

Unknown_09: Put the cleaner into my belt.

Unknown_09: Cleaning grenades into the belt.

Unknown_09: Do I need anything else? Oh, I do need a trash bag. Put that on the Janie cart.

0:05:14
Unknown_09: And...

Unknown_09: I think that should be it. Oh, I need the light bulb replaced, but that's also really important. Sometimes the light's blown. You gotta sweep that up as well.

Unknown_09: All right, so now mop.

Unknown_16: Grab that, put that in.

Unknown_16: And the bucket. You gotta keep the janny cart filled with water.

Unknown_09: Because you will have to constantly rehydrate your mop so you can keep cleaning. So, that's everything. Now, to be abused by everyone.

0:05:49
Unknown_09: The janitor is a selfless job.

Unknown_09: It's just a job that has to be done. But for some reason, everyone hates the janitor. Everyone yells at the janitor and says, ''Janny, fuck you, Janny.'' But you don't, you literally, you are not an imposition on anyone. You're just sitting there, cleaning it up, and everyone fucking yells at you. It's like, it's completely unfair. This is why I like this game. You can just figure out what you want to do, and do it.

0:06:22
Unknown_09: Actually, I'll put this on. Put that high-res vest on so that everyone can see me. And know to watch out.

Unknown_09: I like to play the lizard, even though everyone makes fun of the lizard. Because, um... The lizard...

0:06:55
Unknown_09: can eat raw meat and organs and dead mice and that's a really useful skill because the kitchen never ever bothers to make food so when you get hungry you can just pick up whatever and eat that it's also really useful in medbay because you walk out

Unknown_09: And Medbay is just covered in human organs. And you can just eat them. You can just eat them off the ground like a savage. Nobody blinked.

Unknown_09: This isn't math. What the fuck is this room? I don't think I've ever been in here.

Unknown_09: Look at this.

Unknown_08: It's disgusting.

0:07:56
Unknown_09: Nobody will appreciate... This is the other thing. Nobody will ever appreciate that I went into this room.

Unknown_09: And I cleaned this room up.

Unknown_09: But... I know that I did.

Unknown_09: And that's what matters.

Unknown_09: The simple-minded person cannot appreciate...

Unknown_09: Not appreciate Space Station 13.

Unknown_08: What does it matter?

Unknown_09: What is picking up the trash in a fake Space Station matter?

Unknown_09: The answer is nothing.

0:08:29
Unknown_09: That's why it's special.

Unknown_09: You have to give it value.

Unknown_09: There's a non-zero chance that someone will join this game and murder me.

Unknown_09: in seconds.

Unknown_09: Just a heads up, if I am randomly and viciously named, it's either a real player who hates lizards, which exists, or it's someone watching this who holds me in contempt.

0:09:06
Unknown_09: Or maybe not, maybe they just want to kill me because it'd be funny.

Unknown_09: I asked TG Station because I like their code base more. I was like, can I stream here? They're like, no, it's Medicom.

Unknown_09: I can't do that.

Unknown_09: This room is filthy, too.

Unknown_09: There's really no point cleaning up the maintenance area. Nobody will ever find this.

Unknown_09: I'll leave in a second.

0:09:43
Unknown_08: Check and see if something's exploded.

Unknown_09: Let me check chat and see what chat's saying. Chat horrifically bored by my adventures in the maintenance.

Unknown_09: Chat is funnier on DLive. I do not have DLive up.

Unknown_09: I was intending to stream this without Restream.me, but it didn't work out that way. Mods are gay. There shouldn't be any mods in the chat. I don't think I have any.

Unknown_09: Danny doesn't know. The fuck you playing Space Station 13? It says right there in the chat.

0:10:18
Unknown_09: I can't believe Juris is just playing a straight up honest janitor and not trying to do anything fun about it. Well, that's... I think it's fun.

Unknown_09: What else is a janitor going to do? Here, there is... Actually, I didn't see it in the room when I was preparing, when I was getting my stuff together.

Unknown_09: Uh, you can get bear traps. And those are a spicy meme. Oh, I'm right next to my... my maintenance.

0:10:55
Unknown_09: Uh... surely... Does box not have fucking bear traps? Oh, it does. Oh, there it is.

Unknown_09: That's important.

Unknown_09: Look, it's the man. Here to repress me. That's right, fuck off.

Unknown_09: Those bear traps are important. If I'm ever pursued by a racially motivated character, I will be able to defend myself by dropping those tactically. I think it's funnier if I don't try to have a gimmick. I can't see chat because I'm on my laptop. I just have to fantasize in my head what the chat is saying. I have some good ideas.

0:11:30
Unknown_08: Let's see. Is this a green shift?

Unknown_09: No, it's not a green shift. I saw the alert.

0:12:03
Unknown_09: People have just not been tragically maimed yet. It's really something.

Unknown_09: look at all this blood get fucked that nigga fell here look i'm wanted there's a good chance that someone in um

0:12:45
Unknown_09: Someone joined? Either like the AI or... Yeah, one of the security guys marked me wanted.

Unknown_09: The security guy is like, why are you wanted?

Unknown_09: This has to be someone watching the stream. I guarantee you. I guarantee you I'm not wanted. Or if I'm wanted, it's because he added me as wanted.

0:13:22
Unknown_09: I'm a wanted man. I've broken... I've broken some law. I've broken some space law. I was saying I might be Cindy.

Unknown_09: I'm so angry. This humble janitor. Let's read what Chet said. I'm just going to stand there. He can do whatever he wants.

0:14:09
Unknown_09: Mopped them all. Wanted Janney. It was me.

Unknown_09: Nugget him. Is this ERP?

Unknown_08: I'm good.

Unknown_09: So he said someone said I might be Cindy.

Unknown_09: So someone messaged him.

0:14:47
Unknown_09: It says, remember you do it for free. It's my specialty.

Unknown_16: Oops, that's not what I want to do.

Unknown_08: This guy has to be fucking with my hair.

0:15:23
Unknown_09: box station associate you you should be able to leave this like from this side it should be a one-way verification thing but for some reason for some reason you have to have someone with ID to do it on both sides

Unknown_09: Look at this. This is the oppression I deal with.

Unknown_09: I try to clean. I try to sweep. I get people demanding answers.

Unknown_09: Why you covering this up, Jamie?

Unknown_09: The syndicate crimes.

Unknown_09: There are no syndicate crimes.

0:16:26
Unknown_09: Everyone's slipping. Maybe that's my crime. That's my offense.

Unknown_09: I allow people to slit near me.

Unknown_09: The humiliation of slipping.

Unknown_09: I just can't let it go. I have to find a...

Unknown_09: There's a trash bin for this.

0:17:01
Unknown_09: Look at this!

Unknown_09: Look! That lizard just randomly attacked me. It assaulted me.

Unknown_09: That man's playing Serbia Strong, which I think may be a hate crime.

Unknown_09: There are more interesting things that I like to do particularly on TG But the more interesting stuff like I tried to I tried to set up the super matter and I tried to set that up in such a way that it would be More powerful but

0:17:48
Unknown_09: Like the player playing the AI didn't know what an optimized super engine looked like and just freaked out at me and turned it all off and basically I did like half an hour of work.

Unknown_09: So I was like, fuck it.

Unknown_09: I realized I couldn't do clever stuff on the PlayStation because the player base just doesn't know.

Unknown_09: Here, when they slip, when there's a walk sign and they start slipping, you do shift and middle click and you start pointing at the sign. That way they know that they have no one but themselves to blame for the slip.

0:18:32
Unknown_09: I'll put another one here. I can point at this one too.

Unknown_09: My enjoyment of this match is much... Not match, but... Is improved by... Look at this. Who the fuck does this plasma man think that he is? This motherfucker. Sweeping up my sweets.

0:19:04
Unknown_09: You had a point. He slipped twice!

Unknown_09: He has to be doing that on purpose now. I'm fully convinced that he's fucking listening.

Unknown_10: It's so easy. It's so easy to turn off running, but they can't do it. They can't figure it out. They got the fucking sign there. They see the cart. They know that this is a Jannian Forest area. And yet, and yet, they do not pay attention to what's right in front of them.

0:19:35
Unknown_10: There are walk signs up! I've done... I've done due diligence. I've set my fucking walk signs up. I can't believe this people.

Unknown_09: This is maddening.

Unknown_09: Despite all my... all my hard work to be a...

0:20:24
Unknown_03: Thank you.

Unknown_09: I tried telling him the... I'm wanted again. There is someone in sec, like, actively setting my wanted. So that, uh, to the people wearing the security hood thing, there's like a little wanted icon next to my head.

0:21:01
Unknown_09: The forces of evil once again maligned against me. Who did I think I was?

Unknown_09: Live streaming this game.

0:21:37
Unknown_09: Here, I should probably put my... That's a lot of blood. I can tell that this is going to be a janny zone for sure. I'm going to put my thing there. That's my due diligence. Better fucking walk.

Unknown_09: I'm gonna throw this away, this oxygen tank.

Unknown_08: Yeah, I'll put it right there. Perfect.

0:22:24
Unknown_09: He slipped.

Unknown_09: He saw me. He saw me mop that area as he was talking to me. And he fucking still slipped in it.

Unknown_09: See, this is what I mean. I'm just minding my own business. I ain't done nothing wrong. People be slipping in me going about the course of business. Mopping just as I would any other day. And they slip and fall in it. And then they blame me for it.

0:22:55
Unknown_09: This is a recurrent thing, this is a recurrent theme in my life.

Unknown_09: Let's see, what else can I... Medbay is nice and clean. I think everyone in Medbay is satisfied with their service.

Unknown_09: Let me go take a picture. Check on chat.

Unknown_09: Cat, how is it? What are your opinions on people who keep falling in it?

0:23:33
Unknown_09: Why are you at scale? Because the lizards eat organs and it's very helpful.

Unknown_09: I'm not going to punish the clown. I'm doing great work. Yes, I am. Thank you. I'm not turning off the music. It's part of the charm of the game. It's people loading up music into the instruments and playing them.

Unknown_09: They're joggers? That's right, they're going too fast. I have to look at where they're going.

Unknown_09: They get what they fucking deserve, that's right.

0:24:06
Unknown_09: I don't even know what this game is. That is for the best, because you will... I describe it like a zen garden. Just get into it.

Unknown_09: Before you know it, the entire day is going to be... You know what, I have to find a disposal unit.

Unknown_09: Oh, I do have one. Okay, there is one there.

Unknown_09: My trash bag is full.

Unknown_09: I got a flash, just in case. A donation. I'm a caring, a caring fellow scale- Oh, look at all the corkies! Aww.

0:24:40
Unknown_05: No. What happened to that fucking mime?

0:25:10
Unknown_09: Oh, you fucking asshole.

Unknown_09: That's definitely the guy, because he stole my fucking glasses as soon as I put them on.

Unknown_09: I'm playing something strong. That has to be the guy. There are far too many coins in here.

0:25:47
Unknown_10: easiest thing in the world to avoid and they can't they can't help themselves this guy keeps trying to inject me with something it's not gonna work

Unknown_05: No, no!

Unknown_09: Aw.

Unknown_09: There's nothing left to do now. Oh, wait. He's bleeding all over the place. God damn it. I don't know how to do that.

0:26:38
Unknown_02: Rubel Goldstein.

0:27:16
Unknown_09: This guy also has to be watching. He says he loves Israel. I don't know what the shit he did is.

Unknown_09: This fucking... Beepski is stealing my fucking cart. Beepski, you cocked up.

Unknown_09: That clown tried to trip me. Number one, he tried to trip me with a banana that was not peeled. Number two, he tried to slip the janitor's gold off his mind. Doesn't work. You can't do that.

0:27:50
Unknown_09: I'm the hard counter to the c- Okay, I'll put the signs up so that everyone knows to walk.

Unknown_09: Well, let us continue with the content How it's possible to not like the music

0:28:50
Unknown_09: That guy tried to sneak up for me.

Unknown_10: I just don't understand. How do you do it twice? You just change from run to walk.

0:29:36
Unknown_09: Play the video game changed on the street and shout out to ether I Don't I still don't know what changed. Oh wait change. That's um, that's that furry game. They were playing in And shit no, oh this fucker I

Unknown_09: Okay, I'm going to have to take my gold lashes off.

Unknown_09: Where is it? Oh, this motherfucker already took off.

0:30:20
Unknown_09: Wait, did the radio go down too? Now I can't even put up my... Oh! That's right.

Unknown_09: It's time to get robust.

Unknown_09: This person doesn't know who they're dealing with.

Unknown_10: Now there's two of them- NO!

Unknown_10: I'm killing you, you motherfuckers!

Unknown_05: Time savers.

0:31:07
Unknown_09: They're obstructing the clean.

Unknown_09: About every second that this cart is apprehended by this assistant, my ability to maintain- NO! I can't believe it.

Unknown_09: She took the cart to space.

Unknown_09: Now what?

Unknown_09: How do I clean without a cart?

Unknown_09: She spaced herself with the cart.

0:31:40
Unknown_09: Oh my god.

Unknown_09: I can still change the lightbulb. It's not a total loss, but as you can see there's all this blood here.

Unknown_09: all this horror around me and i am completely incapable of resolving it without my cart all right

0:32:25
Unknown_08: Let's see.

Unknown_09: Miscellaneous supplies. I need... Get a janny cart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, that lizard nose.

Unknown_09: Janitorial backpack crate. No, janitorial cart and gold ashes crate. That's what I want.

Unknown_09: Assistant stole my cart. Okay.

Unknown_09: We have more than enough credits.

0:33:02
Unknown_09: See, thankfully there are powers on the good side that want to see the janitorial services continue. It's not just darkness out there, ladies and gentlemen. It is not just that. All right.

Unknown_09: Uh...

Unknown_09: I'm definitely out of cart, though. I don't think there's a backup in here. Do I have my spray bottle? You know what? I'll just spray around a little bit. Maybe get chemistry to get me some more.

Unknown_09: Actually, I can show you guys what happens when the really big problems happen, and you gotta deal with it. You can get one of these cleaner grenades. Drop that shit.

0:33:46
Unknown_09: We can just clean that up. No problem. For when shit really hits the fan.

Unknown_09: You gotta earn that money. Alright.

Unknown_09: Where's my spray bottle at? Spray bottle's actually pretty good.

Unknown_09: It lacks the cathartic impact.

0:34:22
Unknown_09: That, uh...

0:34:57
Unknown_08: So this is what you did to PPP?

Unknown_09: I'm gonna go for the legs. I'm gonna kneecap him. I think he's done.

Unknown_09: There's enough coming back from this one.

Unknown_09: Now, to hide evidence of the crime.

0:35:45
Unknown_09: Pull him. Put him into the locker. Close it. Block that shit. And then we clean it up.

Unknown_09: Clean it up. Just perfect. All right.

Unknown_09: Do this on lizard speak the janitorial speak All right, we're out of here Nobody nobody will ever know nobody will ever know how good we just clean that up And our little secret

0:36:27
Unknown_09: We gotta keep appearances up. Maintain the status quo. I'm trying to get this in like a shot. There we go. Nice and clean.

Unknown_09: The radio is down and I wish to communicate to that lizard that I'm wanted again. Someone's trying to clean me up and that's not how it works.

0:37:00
Unknown_09: Everyone knows.

Unknown_03: I just got taken down by Beepski.

Unknown_09: No!

Unknown_09: No!

0:37:38
Unknown_09: Kill it.

Unknown_09: Beepski almost got me.

Unknown_09: Luckily I have friends in high places. I can... I can... I can deal with these sort of problems. Oh, I have to get away from Beepski, that motherfucker. I'm torn between my compulsive desire to sweep and my compulsive desire to not be fucking murdered by Beetski.

0:38:31
Unknown_09: Says he has a present for me. I hope it's something good. Why am I getting all these toys now? A bulletproof helmet.

Unknown_09: Well, my line of work is really dangerous. Alright, hold up. What the fuck is in my backpack that I can't... Let me get the bulletproof helmet for us.

Unknown_09: Pick that up.

Unknown_09: And then I guess I'll put on my goulashes.

0:39:03
Unknown_09: Put the laser gun.

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_09: He gave me a gun and then he's asking me why I was given a gun. They're trying to stump me. My excuse of being given a gun through my network of Israeli contacts is sufficient. I will continue to clean this up.

0:39:38
Unknown_09: That lizard is stinky, though. You see all the stink lines on him?

Unknown_09: Bro, you stink.

Unknown_09: As soon as you take a shower.

0:40:28
Unknown_09: I'm going to need some more space cleaner if I'm going to continue to clean it up without the assistance of my cart.

Unknown_09: He's going to top me off.

Unknown_09: While he does that, let me check chat. What's going on in chat?

Unknown_09: Shit's getting philosophical. Gun laundering. Let's check out. Israel gets away with it again. Josh hasn't showered in weeks.

Unknown_09: What happened to your cart? An assistant stole my cart and then spaced herself with my cart.

0:41:10
Unknown_09: With my cart with her. The most preposterous act of terrorism I've ever seen. But now I'm well armed. My contacts with the tribe have brought me...

Unknown_09: uh gifts tokens of appreciation to make sure that the cleaning never stops the the sweeping never ends can't get in there and clean all this

0:41:51
Unknown_09: I feel like I'm playing a- Look, I'm wanted again! How is this happening? Why can they not look at the computer and figure- Oh, shit.

Unknown_09: I locked myself in.

Unknown_09: I bet you... I almost bet you that... Oh shit, I'm gonna die.

0:42:24
Unknown_12: If this kicks in... I hope this counts as maintenance.

0:43:09
Unknown_09: We'll know if it counts as maintenance because the outside is going to turn bright like dark dark If you're out in that shit you will die real fucking fast. You will melt.

Unknown_09: So that's why being in that room was really scary. While that's happening. Let's check chat again. See what chat has to say.

Unknown_09: They almost turned on the shower for me.

Unknown_08: Yes they did.

Unknown_09: It was a missed opportunity to get me something instead of cleaner. Yes.

Unknown_09: Like sulfuric acid or something. Just straight sulfuric acid. Or space lube.

0:43:50
Unknown_09: This is more entertaining than I thought it would be. Just because, um... There's enough going on. It's not just me cleaning. I didn't expect to do more than clean.

Unknown_09: Josh, we want to see the chat window.

Unknown_09: Let me try this.

0:44:21
Unknown_09: While this is happening. Let's see. Height, do 540, I guess.

Unknown_09: Yeah. OK. That should work. Sorry about that.

Unknown_09: Uh, should be good. Okay, that seems to work.

Unknown_09: Good opportunity to clean out my window, I guess.

0:44:54
Unknown_09: Uh, I might stream more. I don't know. Streaming is something that you do for fun. If you're not having fun, you shouldn't do it. That's why I shit like, um...

Unknown_09: That's why nobody feels bad for people like Wings of Redemption. When he's praying like, I just wanted that surgery. I just wanted it so fucking bad.

Unknown_09: that makes people irrationally angry because it's like literally just turn off fucking your camera and i don't ever buy the thing about like especially for wings of redemption i don't i don't buy the thing like oh i can't get a name change and go do something else like yeah you fucking can dude be sure as fuck can because you he's definitely got enough death threats to like warrant a a sealed name change

0:45:39
Unknown_09: Yeah, oh, the screaming and stuff, that's the people who didn't know how to get into our little closet.

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_08: Alright.

Unknown_09: Now to clean up the mess. Oh, I'm gonna need another trash bag.

Unknown_08: I'm not gonna be able to adequately clean up the mess.

Unknown_09: Not a trash bag.

Unknown_09: Look at this!

Unknown_09: Look at this shit, man. Look at this.

Unknown_09: Look, look, listen.

0:46:15
Unknown_09: Why can't I stream more than... Did it break?

Unknown_09: Why can't I stream in the... Did he just give me water or something? Oh my god, that's so much less efficient.

Unknown_09: He said that the captain is the one placing the warrants on there. The captain is the one who is betraying the trust of the crew. Acting dishonorably.

0:46:53
Unknown_09: But it doesn't take much time in the game.

Unknown_08: NB station, NB captain.

Unknown_09: He said that the people he killed happened to be Syndicate, which is crazy. Maybe they're not. I definitely need a trash bag though. Look at all this blood! I'm gonna run out of space cleaner again.

0:47:32
Unknown_09: Am I out?

Unknown_09: Oh, no. How much more do I got? 12 units. I'm almost out. I'm cleaning it up so hard.

0:48:04
Unknown_09: Already out. Look at this fucking blood.

Unknown_09: Whoever this guy was dragging is definitely fucking dead at this point.

Unknown_09: Did I get my janny cart?

Unknown_09: Is this it? Is this it? Janitorial cart crate!

0:48:38
Unknown_09: Now that's what I call Merry Christmas.

Unknown_09: I just have to get a crowbar for it. We're about to be at maximum sweeping capacity here in a couple seconds. That's basically the game reveal rate.

Unknown_09: Alright. I just have to find a crowbar first.

Unknown_09: Once I got my mop ready and charged, nobody will be able to stop me.

0:49:12
Unknown_09: Unless it's another assistant who just walks out into fucking space again.

Unknown_09: What the fuck is a budget insulin? I'll take that actually, that's an upgrade.

Unknown_09: Um, I'll take the... Backup bounce radio too, just in case.

Unknown_09: Aha!

0:49:51
Unknown_09: Now we're talking. What the fuck is the point of giving people these fucking tablets? They're stupid. Get it out of my sight.

Unknown_09: Don't you worry, Blood Trail.

Unknown_09: I'll be coming back for you in a second.

0:50:32
Unknown_09: I'm running out of place to put these tools that this guy has given me.

Unknown_09: Okay, full up of water and we got the mop and any other tools I need No, all right, excellent Finally back to the content back to the content of the stream That is

0:51:23
Unknown_09: They preemptively set down the signs for this one I Can't I can't trust that guy not to be doing it on purpose though. He's definitely saw me do it He definitely thinking so did everybody else. I

Unknown_09: So did everybody else. They just don't listen. I can preach the truth all day. I can take a horse to the water, but I can't make him drink.

Unknown_09: I bet you fucking money this lizard's gonna slip in it, too.

0:52:03
Unknown_09: I'm trying to make sure that lizard's in my view, because I guarantee you when he's done with that H.O.P.,

Unknown_08: conversations going on too long now too late too late the water already dried up just can't have nice things can we

0:52:54
Unknown_16: I guess I should put a sign up for this one as well.

Unknown_09: By the way, those things on the ground that look like, um, abysses, that's just like a joke tile thing that you can put down.

Unknown_08: Because it will confuse people.

0:53:37
Unknown_09: After this round, I'll probably, I'll give my hot opinion on janitorial related activities. What the fuck?

Unknown_09: Why is there a fire in the hallway?

Unknown_09: Oh my god, there's such a mess.

Unknown_09: I think that there may be a plasma leak.

0:54:15
Unknown_08: I cannot prove this.

Unknown_09: Oh my poor computer. You can probably hear it when I talk. The fan is just spinning madly.

0:55:00
Unknown_09: They're saying that the person we viciously murdered in cold blood has been recovered, and I guarantee you that's because he had suit sensors on.

Unknown_09: I'm really surprised that guy didn't A-help. It just goes to show, you would never be able to get away with something like that in TG Station. The very second that guy got arrested and was getting killed in that room, he would just A-help the fucking training admins from TG Station. Like, oh, whoa, can you please tell me why you're killing him, uwu?

0:55:41
Unknown_09: You have to say, like, we're doing it for meta reasons. We're literally actively metacommunicating right now over a livestream.

Unknown_09: I'm putting down the fucking signs. You have no one to blame but yourself there, chief.

Unknown_13: Attention.

Unknown_09: Oh my god, oh my god. This is a nightmare.

0:56:15
Unknown_09: Ladies and gentlemen. Yo, what the fuck happened? Why is there no fucking oxygen here?

Unknown_09: Ow!

Unknown_09: Ow!

Unknown_09: Okay, that was space lube.

Unknown_09: It's still funny even when it happens to me.

0:57:07
Unknown_09: You know, even with space lube, if you fucking walk...

Unknown_09: That was a two for one. That's pretty good. I don't know if mopping removes the space lube, but I guess we'll see. These people have no one to blame but themselves for their misfortunes.

0:57:54
Unknown_09: There are so many people slipping. I don't understand. There are so many signs. There are so many signs. It is not possible to... It is not possible to miss it all. I'm forced to assume people are just fucking with me at this point.

Unknown_09: Oh, that guy finally learned. I'm not lying with my signs.

Unknown_09: You see a sign that says, wet floors.

Unknown_09: I'm about your fucking ass.

0:58:39
Unknown_08: Oh my poor computer can barely handle it.

Unknown_09: What is even happening that's slowing it down so much? Like it's just chugging. Is my computer literally too gimpy to play Space Station 13? Is that where we're at?

0:59:19
Unknown_09: I'm gonna have to retreat to the Janny Den.

Unknown_09: The Den of Depravity, such as it is. Because maybe it's just this area of the game. Because there's that whole breach and shit going on. Okay, that guy has no fucking excuse.

0:59:55
Unknown_09: See how I keep getting the unwanted sticker when there's someone? He says it's the captain.

Unknown_16: Which could be true. But that's not true.

Unknown_15: Aw, I wish they would stop killing the corgis.

1:00:36
Unknown_09: Alright, let me check my video settings and see if there's nothing I can do to end my suffering here a little bit early. I'll read chat as well.

Unknown_09: Uh, let's see.

Unknown_09: OBS is what's taking up like all my GPO, but really it really shouldn't be Close some tabs I'll just close out of brave.

Unknown_09: Okay thought I closed out the wrong thing Have I seen the documentary free solo I have not Captain be traitor. No, he cannot I

1:01:25
Unknown_09: Maybe stream at a lower frame... I don't think I can stream lower than 30 frames per second.

Unknown_09: And I don't know... I don't think if I change it now... Yeah, I can't change it anyways.

1:01:57
Unknown_09: I don't think frame is what matters, though. I think you can stream at 60 frames per second and like 500 kilobits. I think it's the bytes that affect the frame rate.

Unknown_09: Yes, the furry.

Unknown_09: Punch the clown? I'm not punching the clown.

Unknown_09: How do I play traitor well? I don't. My issue with traitor is I always get these elaborate ideas for what I'm going to do. And then when I try to action it, it's like, it's just a complete fucking mess.

1:02:30
Unknown_09: Look, the only time I ever have fun as traitor... Okay, what I do is, if I get any role at all that's antagonist, I completely ignore the objectives, usually. I don't give a fuck about the green text. I just do whatever I want. Because usually the rule is with these servers, is that if you are in tag, you can do whatever you want. The objective is completely irrelevant. Some servers that have a high roleplay requirement... expect you to try and complete your objectives by your traitorous activity but um that's really really fucking gay and servers that do that are full of shit because like you get antags so rarely uh

1:03:01
Unknown_09: What is the green thing on my boots? I think that might be the lizard. Every department has, like, its own pet.

1:03:34
Unknown_00: And I think the one... Yeah, that one's capable of the lizard.

Unknown_09: Uh... I didn't hear any gunshots. There's a meteor storm going on right now, though.

Unknown_08: It's saying bad, not fat.

Unknown_09: Mop the captain, maybe one day.

1:04:13
Unknown_09: Alright, that's enough of that.

Unknown_09: I'm still marked as wanted.

Unknown_08: What the fuck is that? A drone?

1:04:49
Unknown_09: It's holding a drone duffel bag. What the fuck is a drone? I've never seen that.

Unknown_09: That's weird.

Unknown_08: It's definitely sentient, like a person's controlling it.

Unknown_09: Oh man, I don't know if I can do another round with my computer lagging like this. I don't even know what it calls it. I think it's overheating or something.

1:06:11
Unknown_03: This guy is just like... Abusing the fuck out of the system.

Unknown_08: My objective for this game is to have this hallway clean.

Unknown_09: I'm really fighting uphill on that one.

1:06:54
Unknown_09: I don't even know what it is. It's very strange because like I would say that this is the corridor that has the least to it. Like this specific corner of the corridor has the least going on. There's no department entries right here. But for some reason this is always where all the blood is.

Unknown_09: I think it's because this is right next to that secure door to the maintenance.

1:07:29
Unknown_09: So if you wanted to assassinate someone, that's where you'd go, pretty much.

Unknown_09: Also, the hop line is here. And the hop line always has a ton of gore. Because people, like, they're like the opposite of a German. They can't form an orderly line and just stand in line until it's their turn. They start, like, killing each other. The very nanosecond.

1:08:31
Unknown_09: I can just hear the soft sounds.

Unknown_09: It's the same person as before.

Unknown_09: Stand back!

Unknown_09: I will protect myself.

Unknown_09: If this man thinks that I will not...

1:09:24
Unknown_09: Guy wants my cart real bad. He wants that Janny cart real fucking bad.

Unknown_09: He covets it.

Unknown_09: What does the Bibble say about coveting thy neighbor's Janny cart? It says don't.

Unknown_09: They see me cleaning.

Unknown_08: They see me here.

1:10:07
Unknown_09: That guy just threw a crowbar at that innocent security officer who's done nothing wrong this entire round. There goes the cart, the cart coverer himself.

Unknown_09: Face first down the hallway.

Unknown_09: This round basically sums up my life.

Unknown_09: Just hear, just hear sweeping. Everyone gets mad.

Unknown_09: Everyone tries to steal my cart.

1:10:44
Unknown_09: Even though it's my cart. It's not your cart.

Unknown_09: I don't know if you guys remember, but I think I streamed Life is Strange, like the original, on this laptop and it did not go well.

1:11:36
Unknown_08: Like it was just a complete... It's a lot of fucking blood.

Unknown_08: I might have to... I have to go get some more water for my cart.

Unknown_08: My one frame per second.

Unknown_09: Surely there is going to be a faucet here.

1:12:15
Unknown_09: Holy fuck.

Unknown_09: This is a dirty bathroom. I guess we can start here and go back to security later.

Unknown_09: This round's already been an hour long. I can't believe it.

1:12:56
Unknown_09: Am I gonna like find a body in here?

Unknown_08: Because there sure is fucking enough blood for there to be a body.

Unknown_09: Actually, there's like an explosion that happened here. You can see the fucked up wall and shit. All the doors are fucked.

Unknown_09: What happened?

Unknown_09: I'm bewildering.

Unknown_09: You know what it is? That guy must have been there and then like a PDA bomb must have gone off or something.

Unknown_09: And then he crawled all the way into the bathroom before...

Unknown_09: a um before someone found them and dragged them for a paramedic camp every time like every time i come back there's more more garbage

1:14:14
Unknown_09: Did, like, the chef die? What the fuck is with the chef shit right there?

Unknown_09: Oh, that motherfucker.

Unknown_09: Tried to steal my cart.

Unknown_09: I'm not in a very good position to be robust here.

1:14:54
Unknown_09: That has to be the same person as before. I'm not going to be able to catch up. Actually, you know what?

Unknown_16: I will kill you.

Unknown_16: Don't think I won't.

1:15:47
Unknown_09: There's a monkey running around going ooga. I can't tell if that's racist or not, but I'm assuming good faith it is. They might wonder why a game like this has a role for like janitor, but it really doesn't matter what role you're playing.

Unknown_09: Like, trouble will inevitably find you.

1:16:21
Unknown_09: It just so happens that certain rules attract more attention.

Unknown_09: This monkey is biting me.

Unknown_15: What the fuck?

Unknown_09: How did salt get into my fucking... Why is there salt in my fucking bucket?

1:17:16
Unknown_09: Is this some sort of joke? Have I been pranked?

Unknown_09: I don't understand. Somebody's added shit to my janitorial cart.

Unknown_09: So that when I mop, it puts down... It puts down something that's not water.

Unknown_09: Another affront to my proud profession here.

1:17:58
Unknown_07: Okay.

Unknown_08: This light bulb needs replacing.

Unknown_09: Is that the only one? Why is it so dark here? This really feels like a green shift.

Unknown_09: I guess not. The guy said that he killed two Cindy's. I'm going to find a dumpster. Get all this trash.

1:18:48
Unknown_09: All this endless trash on me.

Unknown_09: Next round I really hope I get Cyborg, because it would be a lot easier to play as Cyborg, I think.

Unknown_08: Oh, Cindy's in quotations.

1:19:23
Unknown_09: Well, this is a... What is with all this fucking garbage?

Unknown_09: All these fucking pigs. I really wish that this would be the perfect time to use a broom like TG Station has.

Unknown_09: But this inferior code base does not have a broom. You know, I really fucking need a dumpster.

1:19:58
Unknown_08: I wonder how clean this hallway is. Oh, wait. I think.

1:20:53
Unknown_09: Wait, those vending machines are hacked. That's why there's all that fucking garbage.

Unknown_09: See what's happening here. There's like an Auntie Janie conspiracy to make it so that I have to pick up all that fucking vending machine garbage.

1:21:40
Unknown_09: trying to find the light that busted but it must have been the one on that wall that's very damaged

Unknown_08: Shoes are too big for the trash bag.

Unknown_08: So is the leg. Okay. I'm going to take a round over to Jani's station again and I'll read chat in a second.

1:23:04
Unknown_09: Look at these fucking busted lights. There is an anti-Janny conspiracy here to fuck with me.

Unknown_09: That guy is definitely murdering the fuck out of that person. I hit the light on the fridge.

1:23:48
Unknown_09: This fucking manky thinks he can do my job.

Unknown_09: It can't. I'm gonna have to find a, uh, a welder or something. I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna, you guys don't let me forget. I am gonna come back to that light with a welder. And I'm going to fix it.

Unknown_09: This monkey is trying to, this monkey is trying to steal my fucking things.

1:24:25
Unknown_09: This guy's gonna slip, get ready for it.

Unknown_09: Ow! Oh, it's a toy, okay. I was very concerned for a second.

1:24:59
Unknown_09: Thankfully, as a member of the tribe, I have armed patrols nearby to make this stream not miserable.

Unknown_08: Shaft miner's jumpsuit is too big, whatever.

Unknown_09: I'll dump that one on my private janny corners.

Unknown_09: Did the monkey steal the baton?

Unknown_10: Oh, that's funny.

1:25:48
Unknown_09: Have you ever heard the story of Darth Janney the Wise?

Unknown_09: I think not.

Unknown_09: It's a sanitation story.

Unknown_09: They did not tell you those.

1:26:36
Unknown_08: That guy needs help.

Unknown_09: But I'm heading over to my janny corner so I'm going to re-chat when I get there.

Unknown_08: Very slowly.

Unknown_09: Okay.

Unknown_09: Take a breather here. Get rid of that, that, and that.

1:27:15
Unknown_09: Alright.

Unknown_09: Have I missed anything exciting?

Unknown_09: Team up with the Janice Joshua. Are you able to change which core the CPU Dream Seeker is running on? I might. Actually, no, I don't think so. I think they got rid of Affinity in Windows 10.

Unknown_09: Take beyond of CPU 0 Affinity and Task Manager. Okay, let me check for it.

1:27:51
Unknown_09: dream seeker properties yeah I don't is it used to be you could do affinity yeah I'm not saying like a a way to change affinity and windows and you can chant go to the details tab on the task what

Unknown_09: Okay, I have my Windows thing open.

Unknown_09: I see Dream Seeker. It's on the left of the services tab. Oh, okay, I see that. I'm not sure, what's it called?

1:28:49
Unknown_09: What's the name of the bee?

Unknown_09: I guess I can figure this one out. It's called dreamseeker. Okay.

Unknown_09: Found that.

Unknown_09: Set affinity. No CPU zero.

Unknown_09: Okay.

Unknown_08: Okay, that's done. Let me see.

1:29:20
Unknown_09: Well, it's still kind of bad. I really think it's my GPU melting. I guarantee you. Let me check.

Unknown_09: Yeah, it's just... The back of my laptop is like really hot and I have it completely... Actually, let me go get the AC.

Unknown_09: Get the AC on.

1:30:06
Unknown_17: All right.

Unknown_09: It's not like a central area. It's just one of those things you hang on the wall from Mitsubishi or whatever.

Unknown_09: If you're working for CENTCOM, you're definitely a scab. They don't have unions for that shit.

Unknown_17: Alright.

1:30:51
Unknown_09: Let me go help that guy in medical. He said he needed it.

1:31:26
Unknown_08: It does feel a little bit better actually.

Unknown_09: Alright.

Unknown_09: Oh boy. We're going to have to bust out the sign for this one. I can already tell.

Unknown_09: Get these signs up.

Unknown_09: Now that I've done my due diligence I can point I can point at people who slip They have literally no one but themselves to blame What is with all this fucking garbage

1:32:29
Unknown_09: He's puffing at me. He's puffing at me as if I'm in the wrong, as if I'm in the wrong, as if the fucking, as if the signs aren't up.

Unknown_09: The disrespect of the world's oldest profession, the janny.

1:33:04
Unknown_08: There's definitely, oh my god, there's so much garbage.

Unknown_09: I actually can't see it. I have to pull open the alt.

Unknown_10: All right.

Unknown_09: This guy's trying to RP with me. Run into that- that motherfucker's bleeding all over my goddamn floor that I just fucking cleaned. You know, I cannot get over- there is literally like eight fucking signs all over the place.

1:33:43
Unknown_09: Alright, let me empty this bag. I can't actually click it. I have to, like, alt-click onto the tile.

Unknown_09: to be able to actually interact with it.

Unknown_09: This is a life hack, by the way. If you can't actually see shit because there's so much garbage in the way, click on the tile to bring up the menu on the top right hand side. And then you can very easily interact with everything there very fast.

1:34:38
Unknown_09: I'm gonna get this fucking medbay spotless.

Unknown_09: I'm gonna clean... I'm literally gonna clean it all up. Is what I'm saying.

1:35:57
Unknown_09: There's some weird bug with my cart where it keeps dealing in like extremely weird fractions.

Unknown_16: I'm gonna take this out. I really hope they have the recycler turned on.

Unknown_09: That's a lot of shit I'm giving them.

1:37:07
Unknown_12: The emergency shuttle has been called.

Unknown_09: This must be a green shift because sometimes even though I did give that alert saying that there was a threat there is green shift and then there's like secret green shift where it will say that it's blue but it won't be.

Unknown_09: I think that's what we're in. I think we're in a secret green shift.

1:37:41
Unknown_09: Also that guy named Joshua

Unknown_09: If he's the captain, he's been playing, um, he's been playing captain all fucking day. Because I keep seeing Joshua as the captain. And it's a name that obviously stands out to me because it's just Joshua. Now I'm wondering, I'm in this paranoid state where I'm wondering if it's like a fucking dog whistle for me to notice Captain Joshua every fucking round.

Unknown_12: The emergency shuttle has been called.

1:38:17
Unknown_08: probably reading into it too much you know Joshua was a very unique name there's no there's no such thing I've never met anybody called Joshua besides myself

Unknown_09: This hospital is looking pretty good It's a weird thing, you know, like even though there is literally nothing to The cleanliness of the station

1:39:26
Unknown_09: That affects gameplay. I think in TG Station, the dirtier a station is, the more spontaneous infections appear. I think viruses generate from filth in the main TG Station code. But even then, that's super inconsequential. Those viruses are never game-changing events.

Unknown_09: But I was saying, even though it's a very inconsequential thing, I think there's something about the clutter that affects your psychology.

1:40:15
Unknown_09: He just wanted the Light Repraiser for some reason. There's something about the visual clutter of the blood and shit that negatively affects how you perceive things. It affects your psychology.

Unknown_09: Even in a video game. I'm just going to get right into...

Unknown_09: I think I messed up

1:41:19
Unknown_10: The sign is up. The sign is up. They have no excuse.

Unknown_09: They have no excuse. It's as obvious as fucking day where I'm mopping because there's blood everywhere except for the tiles I've mopped.

Unknown_09: So they have no fucking excuse for not seeing it.

Unknown_10: I've taken every precaution possible.

Unknown_13: Attention.

1:42:10
Unknown_09: That guy's slipping.

Unknown_09: Oh my god, he changed to walk. He changed to walk, as I called it.

Unknown_09: I can't even believe it.

Unknown_09: Then I got him on the rebound.

Unknown_09: The janitorial cart is literally like the final ball. No!

1:42:41
Unknown_09: Oh my, this fucking asshole. This guy's doing this on the show on purpose.

Unknown_09: That fucking hallway was spotless.

Unknown_16: Look at this shit.

1:43:33
Unknown_08: What a disaster.

Unknown_08: Oh, I fucking heard something.

1:44:14
Unknown_09: You know what? You know what I should have done? That guy just reminded me that I actually have fucking genigrenades.

Unknown_09: Once that smoke is up, I'm gonna... I'm gonna use one of them. Because I've got two left, I think.

Unknown_09: Actually, I'm gonna go get food. I'm starving.

Unknown_09: Ah. Is that some appendix? I'm gonna get me some of that appendix right there.

1:44:44
Unknown_09: Is that a heart? No, it's a left arm. It's a left arm of a black guy. I'm not eating that. I'm going to climb over that. Oh, that guy's butchering that corgi. I'm going to get some of that corgi meat.

Unknown_09: Ow.

1:45:16
Unknown_09: Ow, I'm being attacked by a fucking goat.

Unknown_09: Help. Help, ah!

Unknown_09: Just wanted to escape.

Unknown_09: I shot that guy that's been helping me the entire time.

Unknown_09: And then he fed me drugs, and now I can't see anything.

1:45:51
Unknown_09: And I lost my broom. No wait, I have another broom right here.

Unknown_09: Okay. I'm gonna, I'm gonna Allahu Akbar this. I'm just gonna hold this grenade. Desperate time is called the desperate measure.

1:46:38
Unknown_15: Ow!

Unknown_15: What the fuck?

Unknown_09: And this guy is fucking butchering more fucking animals directly in that hallway I just cleaned. Fuck it, we're gonna go down here a bit.

1:47:12
Unknown_09: The shuttle is coming in two minutes.

Unknown_09: I'll just go to the far end of the hallway, maybe. Work my way back from there.

Unknown_09: You want people, when they're leaving, to have a nice departure.

Unknown_09: Why am I suffocating?

Unknown_09: I'm going to need a spare oxygen tank because mine ran out.

Unknown_03: Oh.

1:48:14
Unknown_08: Oh my god, this fucking shit's giving me a headache.

Unknown_09: And for some reason there's no- I don't understand why there's no oxygen in the hallway.

Unknown_09: Oh, so that guy is super fucking dead. That bridge medic just shot that dude.

Unknown_09: With, like, two different kinds of lethals.

1:48:49
Unknown_09: He ain't coming back.

Unknown_08: Oopsie, whoopsie.

Unknown_09: That was an admin message, if you're wondering.

1:49:29
Unknown_09: Okay, is this giant-ass fucking air tank the only thing I have to work with?

Unknown_09: I'm having to play charades to figure out a way to get this thing onto me.

Unknown_09: Probably get rid of the bounce radio. I just need another emergency thing. Why is there a corpse in that?

1:50:06
Unknown_12: We're getting out of here.

Unknown_09: Me and my mop are going home.

Unknown_09: I'm gonna take my janny cart with me too. Assuming it's where I left it.

Unknown_05: No! My mop!

Unknown_09: There's a fucking space loop all down this goddamn hallway.

Unknown_03: I'm even walking.

1:50:39
Unknown_09: I shouldn't be slamming into shit.

Unknown_09: Okay, fuck it. I can't fucking stand this.

Unknown_15: No! Give me my cart!

1:51:11
Unknown_09: This is literal hell. Trying to navigate this fucking hallway. No!

Unknown_09: I'm almost crit. I'm almost crit. I'm almost crit.

Unknown_09: I have to stab myself with epinephrine.

Unknown_09: Okay, I should no longer, I should be healing now. Should not be taking oxygen loss while in crit. Just gotta get to the air. I'm not, the space lube has royally fucked up my plan to save my Jani cart and I almost died in the process and some fuckhead started attacking me in the middle of that fucking room and now every goddamn tile in this fucking shuttle is covered in space lube.

1:51:45
Unknown_09: It's time... There's only one thing that can fix this, I think.

Unknown_09: I'm gonna have to pop my last genny grenade.

1:52:16
Unknown_09: And clean up this fucking catastrophe. It's about to get clean.

Unknown_09: No, it doesn't clean off the space loop. You can still see the tiles are lubricated. Whatever.

1:52:50
Unknown_17: Ugh.

Unknown_09: Troll through the corridor like a snake. It's a bloodbath, literally.

Unknown_09: Now just to wait for someone to walk up and start punching me in the fucking face.

Unknown_09: He wants to, he wants to take me to the security room. Okay, well he can do that. Well, I'm trying to.

1:53:24
Unknown_09: I'm walking sporadically, probably because of the fucking Mind Breaker toxin he force fed me.

Unknown_09: But if I had to guess, I'd probably wager that's it.

1:53:56
Unknown_09: You know what? I can't help but feel that this room is incredibly dirty.

Unknown_09: Oh no! I'm out of... I'm out of cleaner. I don't have my... I don't have my... Oh fuck. I don't have anything. I made it to the finish line, but I made it without my mop. Without my bucket. Actually, I do have my bucket. Can I fill my... I don't have my mop with me at all.

1:54:34
Unknown_09: Sweeping to the bitter end. I made it, but at what cost, yeah. Yeah, technically, I mean, I didn't bring the- I couldn't even bring the mop, because as I fucking dropped my mop, literally as I dropped my mop, a random fucking shaft miner stole my mop off the fucking ground. Presumably, an Englishman shaft miner took my fucking mop off the ground and seized it.

1:55:20
Unknown_09: Alright.

Unknown_09: I have 30 seconds.

Unknown_09: For some reason that medic is fucking murdering that guy for no reason. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2... Oh, he's fucking turned on me.

1:55:54
Unknown_07: This ass- ARGH!

Unknown_09: Wait there were traders they were just the shittiest fucking other internal affairs, okay Yeah, what fucking awful teaser. I legit thought that was a green around 60% evacuation rate

1:56:31
Unknown_09: That's just admin shit. Alright, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and get some water. And then, uh, I'm gonna round. Round chain. I'll find something to eat.

1:58:22
Unknown_09: Hello! Oh, I see I've been getting a copyright strike while being dead.

Unknown_09: Alright, is there anything else I can do to optimize my game?

Unknown_09: Let me try setting OBS to 1.

Unknown_09: Maybe to compliment that, I'll go to OBS.

Unknown_09: Um...

1:58:53
Unknown_09: It's really not... a CPU intensive thing, I don't think.

Unknown_09: Yeah, it's not CPU, it's GPU. Although, supposedly they're using different GPUs. It says that fucking Dream Seeker's using the... Um... It's using my motherboard GPU, which would be fucking horrific. If it's using my laptop motherboard GPU instead of the 870M that I have. I'm not a fan of the 870M.

1:59:35
Unknown_09: um okay i really i really want cyborg that's what i want maybe chemist no i don't like chemist on b because it's um i don't have enough hours to be cmo

2:00:16
Unknown_14: Yeah, I don't want to do Jenny again. I'll take that off.

Unknown_14: I can either do Station Engineer.

Unknown_09: Here, I'll do Station Engineer, Medical Doctor, Chemist as my secondaries.

Unknown_16: Actually, you know what? Brig Physician is something I've never done before. I'll make that a medium as well.

Unknown_14: I really want to be cyborg.

2:00:54
Unknown_14: I really wish I could be AI. That would be something that would be fun to stream because you can't... people can't really fuck with you if you are AI. I've never done miner. I've never done shaft miner.

Unknown_09: I don't know the job.

Unknown_09: It just never appealed to me. I don't mind being off doing my own thing. I really like virologists. But shaft miner just has no direct connection to the game at all. I really don't like the whole miner profession in general because they're off on their own map and they're doing their own shit and they just have zero connection to the actual game.

2:01:26
Unknown_14: I've got, um... I've got Borg set up, because I do like Borg.

Unknown_09: And it would be really hard to fuck with me as a Borg, because, um... They're basically just shitty AI.

Unknown_16: What does that say?

Unknown_16: Uh...

2:02:19
Unknown_14: I don't know what this says. I have no fucking idea.

Unknown_09: What's the meme?

Unknown_09: What's the meme?

Unknown_09: Someone translate this from whatever the fuck it is.

Unknown_12: Welcome to the station crew. Enjoy your stay.

Unknown_09: No, I'm not reading the chat. That's what you're referencing. I'm the Borg. Okay, excellent.

2:02:54
Unknown_09: Oh, God, I forgot. I wasn't going to stream Borg because B Station, for whatever reason, has a really high rate of AI mouth. And if you're a Borg, you'll get a law zero saying achieve your objective at any cost. And if you get that, you know your AI is mouth. So it would be really, really disrespectful to the AI to be playing Borg and streaming.

2:03:28
Unknown_09: But whatever. It didn't happen, so it's okay.

Unknown_09: Oh my god. I think they have enough fucking engineers.

Unknown_09: BeatStation might actually be able to set up the SM with this many fucking monkeys at this typewriter.

Unknown_00: Hello, I am the USA AI and you are the USA crew on the USA station suit sensors maximum and have a USA day.

2:04:13
Unknown_09: I'm way better at locks than that guy.

Unknown_09: I am a champ at Vox.

Unknown_09: Now, there's a couple options. There's three really good options for Borg.

Unknown_09: Option A is to go Engie Borg and just build something, which is fun. But we have like eight engineers, so I'm not up for it.

Unknown_09: The other one is Medical Borg and do surgeries.

2:04:45
Unknown_09: But we're probably, there's like, there's 60, this is really busy.

Unknown_09: You don't really see 65 people on the server. Not since the Seth thing just started. So we probably have all the doctors we need. The third is to go Janiborg. And Janiborg is no fucking joke. Janiborg is like... It puts the actual janitor to shame in terms of how effective it is.

Unknown_09: I'm still lagging really bad, but...

2:05:19
Unknown_09: Nothing I can do about it. Put myself into a patient mode. Check chat again. Somebody said that they were the admin for B Station? Must have been. Janny Borg. Yeah, Janny Borg is like...

Unknown_09: The main trade-off with Borgs is that you have to... I'll actually explain what I'm doing for once. That will probably help people who have no fucking idea.

Unknown_09: If I go to State My Laws, I don't think OBS will show this menu.

2:05:57
Unknown_09: I'm checking the replay. I don't think it shows any of the pop-ups. So if you see my mouse moving around, that's usually because I'm interacting with a screen you can't see. But it says, which laws do you want to include when stating the... Whatever. Law one is you may not injure crew members or, through an action, allow crew members to come to harm. Now, this isn't actually the default law. It says humans.

Unknown_09: And lizards, moth people, plasma men, any non-human biped is not included in Asimov by default. So, you may not injure humans or through an action allow humans to come to harm. You must obey orders given to you by humans except where such orders would conflict with the first law. And number three, you must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the first or second law. That's Asimov. Pretty much everyone knows the Asimov laws.

2:06:31
Unknown_09: But these rules are really, like, Borgs are really powerful.

Unknown_09: Because I can show you. Nice. I can lock, the control click I can lock in, or bolt and unbolt doors. I can electrify them with alt click. I can completely bypass their ID requirements with control shift click to put it in emergency access mode. I basically have access to the entire station. I do not get hungry. I do not need oxygen. I am immune to fire. I don't slip, which is a very big perk when you have a janitor. So I'm completely inorganic and I'm not bound by any of the restraints that ordinary people are. I can roll through a plasma fire just fine. I can go into the SM chamber just fine.

2:07:08
Unknown_09: But aside from not having arms in a storage and you can't really do all the things that a person can. So the big drawback to being a Borg or an AI is you can't do whatever you want. You can't kill people, for instance, and you can't even defend yourself if someone is injuring you because rule three, which is protect your own existence, is lower than rule one. Don't injure a human all you can do is run away. So you're in total bitch mode when you're in a when you're a Borg but the usually people aren't colossal dickheads to you and They will usually Usually ask you for help. No the really cool thing about AI and Borgs. That's why I like it so much. I

2:07:45
Unknown_09: is the Asimov rules are kind of ambiguous. They seem deceptively concrete, but they're actually really ambiguous. And the whole reason why they're called Asimov rules is because the novelist Asimov wrote a lot of sci-fi books contemplating different interpretations of the Asimov rule set. And like the most famous one is I, Robot with Will Smith. That one is a version of the interpretation of Asimov where the machines come to the conclusion that in order to protect humans from harm, they have to completely take over human society and submit humans under themselves to keep them from hurting themselves.

2:08:27
Unknown_09: So when you're playing it you can kind of interpret your law set in a bunch of different ways. Such as you can be very loyal to the command staff and do things kind of like a security. You can deputize yourself as a part of the command infrastructure. and be very vigilant in protecting the station against traitors and stuff. Or you can be very laissez-faire and say, well, the rule set says I'm supposed to obey human commands, so if this clown wants access to the armory, who am I to say that, no, I'm not going to do that? And if a clown does ask for access to the armory, usually what happens with the AI, if they're being a brown noser, they'll do it or they'll say wait wait a second and then ask or tell the command that the clown wants access to the armory and then they'll respond in turn but if you're a cool bro then you just don't do that you just say oh yeah sure I'm sure this clown has really good reasons for wanting access to the armory let me let you in real quick

2:09:59
Unknown_09: And then you just don't say anything about it.

Unknown_09: And that's usually my approach to it. Because fuck the command staff. People who play security and people who play heads of staff are fucking sociopaths who have to have power over people in the fucking video game. And they're awful. I really can't stand security at all.

Unknown_09: The only security role I'll play is warden. Because as a warden, you have a good range of interacting with people. Security officers are the opposite of interacting with people. They're like real life cops.

2:10:33
Unknown_09: They have their guidebook and they'll just beat you up and handcuff you and drag you to the brig and then be like, well, you know, I'm just doing my job and then they'll walk away. But then after that, the warden takes over and he gets to decide sentencing and stuff. And then he can talk to people who are probably really irritated because it is very frustrating as a person, like as a player to be arrested by security officers.

Unknown_09: So, you know, when someone's angry because their gameplay has just been destroyed, basically, by this asshole security officer, you can kind of reduce their sentence once that cop is gone. And you can talk to them and be like, yeah, you know, that guy's a fucking dickhead.

2:11:14
Unknown_09: And for some reason TG Station added like a role for prisoners and often time the people in the prison are like really hardcore role players. So if you're ever bored as work and you can just go back to the prison with like some drinks and give drinks to the prisoners and talk to them and pass some time. It's very relaxing. Warden is not like the rest of the security. The biggest dickhead on the station every round is the fucking head of security. The head of security is like a petulant fucking child. And what's funny is that even though I say that, even though I'm very cognizant of the fact that

2:11:47
Unknown_09: head of security and security officers in general are just the biggest fucking dickheads in the world.

Unknown_09: Every time I've gotten banned or penalized by TG Station, it's because I was security. There's something about it. It's like that experiment where they pitted...

Unknown_09: Students against each other, like, you had cops and prison guards and prisoners as, like, a student experiment, and people just started treating each other like... Like, it really does get to your head real fast. Like, you're in this position of authority, and you're bored, because security officers literally just wait for something to happen that they can, um...

2:12:28
Unknown_09: that spurs them into action. So you're wandering around looking for trouble.

Unknown_09: And you find any reason to tase people just to alleviate your own mind-numbing existential dread as a security officer. But then, you know, because it's so fucking boring to be security, few people actually play them. You would expect them to be like the fullest department, but they rarely are. Because it is just such a boring job.

Unknown_09: And if I ever made a Space Station 13 for myself, one of the things I would definitely do is make it so that security is integrated into the departments. Like, they already have that where you pick security and you get, like, a medical armband and you're assigned to a medical department. But you're basically just, like, I think you should be, like, primarily in equal parts an engineer and then a security officer. Like, you should be an engineer plus security as opposed to,

2:13:16
Unknown_09: um just security because it's it's just so dreadful i get a wall chain enemies of the corporation are not crew well you didn't need to add that technically i don't think and that's a law for is usually the captain will add something like says syndicate is not human so therefore you can do whatever you want to them or wizards are not human

2:14:03
Unknown_09: But with Kruzemov, I mean, obviously, Syndicate's not Krew.

Unknown_09: Oh, no, I know. I've just been walking in circles. Okay, now, while I'm doing this and just talking to myself, here's my hot take about the drama that I promised an hour in that I would do.

Unknown_09: I believe, because I've thought about it for a while, and I've thought about how the way that the drama is set up

Unknown_09: Oh, I just had a really... I had like a panic attack because I thought, am I fucking muted? Have I been talking to my... Because I remember I muted my mic before going to the bathroom. Like, have I been muted this entire fucking time? And I had to stop and check to make sure I was not muted. Okay, I thought about it and...

2:14:37
Unknown_09: I believe that the way that the parameters for the drama is, is that if you ignore it, you're intentionally ignoring it so that you prove them right. But if you don't ignore it and you address it, even if you address it honestly...

Unknown_09: then you're actively covering it up so you can either passively cover it up or you can actively cover it up because nothing short of going headfirst into the drama and picking sides and um

2:15:23
Unknown_09: naming names and just being an asshole, basically a partisan, nothing short of that is sufficient. And I was thinking about it, and I'm thinking, okay, it's okay if it was just one person. If it was just Godwinson and PPP, it would make sense, right? Because it's like, okay, that's their drama, and that's their prerogative. They just want to cause a problem. But there are so many people who are invested in it and who buy into this that it's not just them. It has to be something...

Unknown_09: what's going on the drama has to be a symptom of a of something else that is rearing its head in this manner and I think what it is and I think you know I'm drumming this up like it's some great revelation and just some it might be but I think a lot of people have already figured this out is that I think a lot of people just have contempt for the status quo of like internet drama because you've got you got the kiwi farms as being like the hub of it of all internet drama at this point that's not just like facebook mom shit Then you have Dick Masterson and Nick Rikita, who are, like, the talk show people who do their daily shows or weekly shows or whatever, and Ethan Ralph, who do their shows, and they're all friendly with each other. Like, I'm not... I wouldn't say that I'm, like, any of their friends on, like, a close level, but I, to a great degree, I trust Dick and I trust Nick, and I wouldn't say that I trust Ethan Ralph, but, um...

2:16:11
Unknown_09: I'm not ever actively hostile to him. And even with Jim, Jim doesn't pick fights anymore.

2:16:57
Unknown_09: I think the thing is that we're all very defensive players. It's easier to sit back on defense and when someone is aggressive, you just trip them up and laugh at them for trying. But when you have like four or five defensive players who now are all on good terms with each other, or at least are not on bad terms with each other,

Unknown_09: and they are stagnant in the interpersonal drama, any kind of relief from that, any kind of effort to undo that complacency is very welcomed by a significant population of people. And the good thing about PPP and Godwinson is that there are people out there who are trying to be antagonistic towards everyone, but they're like fucking criminals. who nobody wants to root for or associate with so it's nice to have two fresh faces who are uh clear of any kind of just like truly reprehensible uh history who you can root for and that's that's kind of what spurred it on it's not so much that people are actually give a about new project too It's more just like people want some kind of event that will undo it. Kind of like with the COVID, I guess. It kind of makes sense that it goes in line with COVID. Because we all hoped that COVID would kill all the boomers.

2:18:20
Unknown_09: That we'd wake up one day and we would just live in a world where the oldest people in government would be 55 years old. And we would have like a complete restart on society.

Unknown_09: But that never happened. And now, like, we're just at home, and we're losing our civil rights every day, and nothing is happening. Everything is just stagnating. So the whole Dick Masters and shit is just kind of like a parallel for what's going on in the real world, where you have a total stagnation of everything, and the big changes that you're hoping are, like, groundbreaking events are just not coming to fruition. And now I'll check chats. I'm just going in circles.

2:19:05
Unknown_09: stale, stagnant, and smug. Yeah. What kind of kickstarted it is, um, you know, PPP was like nobody. And then Ethan Ralph played hard line defense for Dick, like really, really defended Dick. And it's like, you don't, you know, Dax is a fucking grown ass man. He's like 40 something. Now he can take care of himself. You know, you don't have to, you don't have to be his friend and, and defend him.

2:19:40
Unknown_09: Because he's too old for that.

Unknown_09: Dax is now, he's like, dude, he's like 40.

Unknown_09: He's about as grown as he's going to get. It's all downhill from there.

2:20:11
Unknown_09: I did not watch Chantel's live stream. I might have seen like a couple minutes of it because people send me clips, but I did not watch it. I can't stand her anymore. She's fucked up her audio so bad that you hear everything. She's got a compressor on or something where every crinkle, every mouth sound is just as loud as her talking and it's intolerable.

2:20:51
Unknown_09: The mistake was not ripping on the Dax. Dude, I've not even read the text because I don't, I have no interest in them. I have literally zero interest in them. Even if it was someone else, even if it was like Boogie sent simp text to this guy or Onision sent simp text to this chick. Like, I can't imagine anything I'm less interested in. Like, I guess if it was, like someone said, if it was Monday Matt that had done it, like, yeah, people would have laughed at him. But there's an expression for that. When the business is hot, you can do no wrong. And when the business is cold, you can do no right. Monday Matt's business is fucking frozen solid. There is nothing that man can do that would elevate him in the eyes of the public, that would make things that he does that are embarrassing less embarrassing, that would make them less interesting to people. You know what I mean? There's nothing he can do. He might as well just go away, but he doesn't want to because he is desperate to be an e-celeb.

2:21:24
Unknown_09: With dick, it's different. People like dick.

Unknown_09: And people are saying, well, aren't you biased to him because of the new project? No, I'm biased to him because I like his fucking show. I think he's funny.

Unknown_09: I mean, he's had some rough times in the past, but I think that's because during quarantine, he's had a developing problem with alcohol. Because I know he used to have a bigger problem with alcohol, but I think it's coming back now because of the quarantine.

2:21:59
Unknown_09: People just like him. That's why when you go for jury duty, if there is jury duty...

Unknown_09: If you... They summon, like, many more people than what they actually need to complete a jury. And they have you come up to the stand and say, Sir, is there any reason why you should be recused from the jury? And you can go up there and say, Yeah, man, I'm fucking racist. I know that guy's guilty because he's black. And they'll say, Okay, thank you. Bye-bye. Or you can say, Yeah, I know him. He goes to my church. Okay, thank you. Bye-bye. I know him. I saw him on the media. Okay, bye-bye. You know, if you know them at all, you're not allowed on the jury because...

2:22:34
Unknown_09: You have an immediate bias to any kind of facts that you are shown as a jury member if you know who they are.

Unknown_09: uh so like yeah obviously my perception of this is tainted because i know dick that's just human psychology that's psychology 101 you know like how like you're accusing me of that as if it's something i i chose like i'm culpable for it because i'm not i'm inorganic by default i'm just choosing to be a human being for this one issue

2:23:19
Unknown_09: That's just how I feel about it. It's very strange.

Unknown_09: Well, Jesse definitely fucked it up. Because Jesse is like... You guys talk about gay ops. That dude is nothing but. He's the biggest fucking hate boner for Dick. And anything he says is tainted by the original sin of coming from him. You know what I mean? Because you can't trust anything that that guy says. Because he's a fucking lunatic.

2:23:55
Unknown_09: And no, PPP is funny. Godwinson is funny. Oh, jeez. Why did I get boinked?

Unknown_09: Oh my god. That gave me a heart attack. I'm like, oh fuck, because I've been AFK.

Unknown_09: That's my biggest complaint with B station right now.

Unknown_09: I can't think of it. Now that I'm put on the spot, I can't think of it. How do I have fans that are fucking beekeeper, or not beekeeper, but bee server admins?

2:24:29
Unknown_09: Why would he choose right then to boink me?

Unknown_03: I was going to say give antag token, but I don't want to be antagged while streaming.

Unknown_09: That would be a fucking disaster.

Unknown_09: What? Is this like a joke?

Unknown_09: I got two admins who apparently know me. That's strange. This is strange. See, this is why I can't tell people what my name is in this fucking game. Because apparently there are admins who know who I am on the servers I play on. And you don't want... You definitely don't... You don't want preferential treatment or negative treatment when you play. You want, like... You just want to, like, drift. And you don't want... Because admins in these games have, like, unlimited power. They can just watch you. They can watch you in reverence as you sweep.

2:25:06
Unknown_09: And it's scary. You want to fade into the distance. Though now, I guarantee you if they're add-ins, they can find out what my actual title is. My other name. Because I played on Beast Station 2 on that name. Ugh.

2:25:38
Unknown_09: Or was I? I completely forgot what I was talking about.

2:26:12
Unknown_09: So the admins are jennies for jennies? Yeah, I'm sure they do.

Unknown_09: I'm sure they have my... You know what's funny is I tried to join, um, Fulp Station. And it said that I couldn't play because, um...

Unknown_09: Because what is it? Oh, my computer ID was fake. And I said, I was using a computer ID spoofer. And it's like, no, if I, if it thinks that it's because I copied my hard drive over to my computer, my laptop hard drive before I left my computer behind. and it somehow knows that my that some ids on my hard drive do not our drivers do not reflect the actual hardware on my computer and it's preemptively banned me from that which is like um beyond i really don't want you to be giving out every fucking hardware serial number that i have on my fucking computer to random assholes when i connect to their server do you fucking mind

2:26:53
Unknown_09: Because it's not just an IP address. Or maybe it thinks that, oh, my IP is from Serbia and my hardware was bought in the U.S. It's all U.S. serial numbers, so therefore it's spoofed. Like, fuck off.

Unknown_09: And no, I don't give that fucking dude attention. Because he's just a liar. He's literally a pedophile and a liar. And anyone who listens to him is not worth talking to. Like, he lies. It's very fascinating because it's like, the thing is, is that he lies. And everyone knows he's a liar. Everyone knows he's a liar. And he lies constantly. He'll lie to whomever it takes to get a little bit of attention. But because he'll come up and say, oh, I have insider information on this topic that you're interested in. Maybe maybe give me a chance and I'll work out this time and people buy it because they're like desperate for that fucking information That they know is going to be fraudulent and it always bites them in the ass it's fucking it's just fucking bizarre how People get played by it over and over and over again All right thinking They're probably pick a role now at this point

2:28:45
Unknown_09: No, what he did to her kid was not funny.

Unknown_09: Because it jeopardized his fucking channel.

Unknown_09: Okay, here's what you need to know about him. He hates me. Because of my stream on fucking...

Unknown_09: On Wings of Redemption, because I defended Wings of Redemption from those trolls who were committing chargeback fraud. He had gotten in like one of his bank accounts had been broken into like people were were committing crimes against him that he was a part of. And when I scared off all those fucking retards around him, he got mad at me. It's like, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. If you have to break the fucking law to instigate... Like, if you go up to someone in real life and you fucking punch them and steal their wallet, that's not trolling. If you fucking steal someone's money, that's not trolling. That's just stealing someone's money. And if they get upset about it, it's probably a reasonable reaction to being the victim of a fucking crime.

2:29:19
Unknown_09: But for some reason, that makes me, like, a moral fag concern troll. I'm saying no, dude.

2:29:55
Unknown_09: It's very tiring.

Unknown_09: Alright.

Unknown_09: How far are we into this fucking game? 30 minutes, and I haven't even picked a loadout yet.

Unknown_09: Which is fine, I don't think anything's happening.

Unknown_09: Oh, where's my sweatshirt? The, um... The merchandise should be going outside. I'm really scared about that, too, because I paid for all that before the disbursements from the credit agencies. That's it. So I'm really hoping that those guys aren't fucking around and I do get that money, because otherwise I'm fucked.

2:30:27
Unknown_09: Why is this guy arresting this guy?

2:31:10
Unknown_09: I have no faith in Unity Station. I have no faith in the other one.

Unknown_09: I might have a little bit more faith in Unity Station because I think that's the one that's just like a direct graphics port, but it's... you don't... you have no idea how much work it is. Space Station 13 in its current state has been in development, open source development, for like 10 years. You know? It's not... it's not something you can just dedicate yourself to. Um...

Unknown_09: I don't know if I ever won the lottery and I had like 10 million dollars I would definitely hire people because there's so much you could do with this concept just this very loose collection of systems and people who work within those systems that um emulate a space station and you throw in a little bit of drama and give people a choice about how they go about causing mayhem and that's all it takes for something really really special

2:32:09
Unknown_09: Why is that door shocked?

Unknown_15: Why is that door shocked?

Unknown_15: Why are the wires all cut?

Unknown_08: Someone broke into that show.

Unknown_09: There's a lot of blood in there too.

Unknown_09: Someone's definitely dead.

2:32:52
Unknown_09: Okay, there's shotgun shells. I guess he went into here. I don't see any bodies, though. Maybe it was already dealt with.

Unknown_09: Fuck it, I guess I'm not going to get anything done today. I'll just go Janieborg.

Unknown_09: Yeah.

Unknown_09: Behold.

Unknown_09: This is, this is, this is the absolute perfection.

2:33:29
Unknown_09: Who wants to go to cargo?

Unknown_09: This virologist in a plate doctor uniform wants to go to cargo. I'm going to take him there. If he doesn't get off me, I'm going to throw him off in a second.

Unknown_09: Thank you admins for playing copyrighted music.

Unknown_09: So I get a copyright strike.

Unknown_09: Okay, this guy has to go. You don't have to stop it, I was joking! I could stop it on my own if it was a big deal. I feel very weirded out that I can just like talk to myself and things around me change.

2:34:09
Unknown_14: No one man should have all this power.

Unknown_09: Okay, here's the thing about the Janny Borg, you ready?

Unknown_09: Literally all you do to sweep up as Janny Borg is roll over the dirt and it's just gone. Y'all know all that painstaking mopping I did before? That was, uh, that took me like 30 minutes to clean one hallway. Behold Janny Borg.

2:34:44
Unknown_09: God incarnate.

Unknown_09: Just roll right over it. The kind of autonomous sweeping that you can only dream of.

Unknown_09: Like a Roomba, I guess.

Unknown_09: And, and, because you have all access, because you're a Borg, you can just sweep up into any room you want. And get that shit spicked and spammed.

2:35:19
Unknown_09: Ah, and you do have access to a trash bag.

Unknown_09: So when you see trash, you can just pick it up. Unless it's a big box like that. Then you can't. I don't know what the fuck they're doing in Bonnie, but that's a lot of blood.

2:36:06
Unknown_15: What the fuck? Why is there so much blood?

Unknown_16: This won't do.

Unknown_14: Oops.

Unknown_16: I'm going to clean this up and then I'll check chat again.

2:36:39
Unknown_16: Roblox assembly claim.

Unknown_09: The downside of being Janiborg is that you cannot pick some... Oh my Jesus.

Unknown_09: That is a plasma fire. Well that explains all the blood.

Unknown_16: There's a plasma tank in that storage room over there.

Unknown_09: And somebody... I thought it would be a funny joke.

Unknown_09: This is a good choice.

2:37:11
Unknown_09: Tink, tink, tink, tink.

Unknown_11: I don't know.

Unknown_09: Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to say.

Unknown_11: Is this microphone on? I said fuck Jenny and fuck

Unknown_09: No, no, it's like a paradox I'm trying to drag this guy to safety But the blood doesn't stop I'm like in an infinite loop Finally, he's all out of blood more better get your memes ready we're already at war said we don't need any more illegal immigration so fuck you and your unlawful gun confiscations how you gonna go and call all the white people racist when the fathers gave the world all this modern innovations this ain't your nanny state it's regulated education so fuck your safe space and marxist indoctrination take your shady doctors prescribe medications and get the fuck out of this christian

2:37:44
Unknown_11: Does this guy even have a soul? No he doesn't. I've completely wasted my time. But that's nice.

Unknown_11: This is pretty cozy. I don't know if anyone's actually driving me to join with them, but...

2:38:53
Unknown_11: See what we

Unknown_11: it's called fuck jennies and fuck juice isn't unity station on github? i have no idea i mean i've seen some videos of it but

2:39:34
Unknown_09: I don't know. I mean, kind of secretly, I wish I could make my own Unity station. I find it hard to root for people who are doing all kinds of...

Unknown_09: have you played viscera cleanup detail no but I've seen what's his name Jim Sterling play that in some of his clips

2:40:12
Unknown_09: No, I'm never going to make this. I can't imagine anything less fun than administering Space Station 13 because it's just the worst elements of the game. Like when you get interpersonal drama going on.

Unknown_09: But he escalated. He escalated. I was just there sweeping and then he stole my cart. So to get my cart back, you know, I hit him with the crowbar a couple times, and then he escalated by taking out the, you know, the whatever, the toolbox, and they beat me inside the head, and then he left me in crit, and I died. And it was actually his fault, because he escalated more than I did. And it's just like, I can't, it's like the worst parts of administering the forum, but like blowing up to the most trivial fucking shit, because it is... The game does get you super angry and emotional. When someone is being a complete fucking dickhead to you for no reason, I find myself getting angry. I would hate to have to mediate that shit.

2:40:45
Unknown_16: Alright.

Unknown_09: I'm charged up. Ready to go back on the grind. Sweep it up.

2:41:19
Unknown_09: I really feel like there should be... He collapsed.

Unknown_14: Is he okay?

2:41:51
Unknown_14: I think he's just got autism.

Unknown_09: He says that there's CO2 in the air, so I'm going to change it.

Unknown_09: Oh, yeah, look.

Unknown_09: Contaminated. Oh, yeah, there's tons of carbon dioxide. I'm going to set the scrubbers, because, again, I'm a Borg, so I can just do whatever I want, pretty much.

Unknown_09: I'll set the scrubbers to pull out the CO2.

2:42:36
Unknown_14: That'll at least get the pressure regulated correctly.

Unknown_16: Oh my god, all this garbage.

Unknown_16: Ow! I was just accosted by a vending machine, you fucker.

2:43:09
Unknown_09: What, did everything in fucking science explode?

Unknown_15: The power's on this room.

Unknown_09: I don't know where all those carbon dioxide came from. I'm sorry.

2:44:03
Unknown_06: I'm kind of enjoying the music.

Unknown_06: I've gotten quieter.

Unknown_06: When I was a teenager, I remember very distinctly not caring for music that much.

Unknown_09: I never understood people's obsession with music. Music defines me. I couldn't live without music.

Unknown_09: I always thought that was kind of gay and stupid.

Unknown_09: But as I've gotten older, music has meant more and more to me. It's kind of hard to explain.

2:44:39
Unknown_03: I think it's because...

Unknown_09: like you start associating memories and stuff with music and you'll hear something like out of context and you'll think about it a lot there's one there's a couple songs that i associate very strongly with killing chaos druids and uh low level dungeon or low level will be in uh the edgeville dungeon no runescape

2:45:22
Unknown_09: I spent so many fucking hours there just like listening to music because that's um I uh that was I played a lot of RuneScape old school RuneScape when I lived in that trailer with my buddy and stuff

Unknown_09: That was in Florida, by the way. That wasn't in Ukraine.

Unknown_09: But we played a lot of old school because he was really into it. He's really into, like, my buddy was really into, like, grinding stuff. He liked games where you could just sit and turn off your brain for, like, 16 hours. I'm trying to remember the name of some of the MMORPGs he played, but he was really into super grinding. Korean MMOs.

Unknown_09: And RuneScape.

2:46:22
Unknown_09: I'm glad RuneScape hasn't gotten paused.

Unknown_09: I think everyone who plays RuneScape is probably a racist.

Unknown_09: I don't think any black people play RuneScape.

Unknown_09: If I had to guess which demographic would be least likely to play RuneScape, I would say black people.

Unknown_09: RuneScape is way too intellectually stimulating.

2:46:56
Unknown_14: There was that time where they tried to add like an LGBT like cape or something and people started showing up in the Falador Square in like desert robes to look like Klansmen.

Unknown_09: And uh...

Unknown_09: I think they learned their lesson from that not to do political shit what's funny is they tried to genuinely tried to say that them adding LGBTQ rainbow flag oh jeez that fucking even hurts that

Unknown_09: the gamers rose up and fall into a square

2:48:01
Unknown_03: I'm going to take the parrot. No, fuck off.

Unknown_06: what anime is this song from?

2:48:37
Unknown_09: is this the one with the um with the shinji where he has to fly the robot but he doesn't want to fly the robot so his sister flies the robot and people generally find this to be an agreeable compromise that his sister flies the robot instead of him

Unknown_09: Am I accurate on that one? Let me check chat because I'm curious.

Unknown_14: Yes, I was right. Okay.

Unknown_14: Boku no Pico Academia. The robot is his mom?

2:49:27
Unknown_14: Oh, dude, I've killed so many people as Chef.

Unknown_09: Whenever I'm Chef, Chef was one of the first jobs I ever did when I started playing after I found out about the game through Seth. And back in those days, it was literally impossible for the Jani team to keep up with all the sweeping they had to do. So you could get away with a lot of Antag shit.

Unknown_09: during the Seth overflow days. And I took advantage of this, uh, extraordinarily. And for some reason as chef, um, I, I would go out of my way to feed, to, to, to feed people. I would go out of my way to, uh, find human meat by any means available. I would rob the morgue. I would pull patients and critical out of the med bay and grind them up.

2:50:06
Unknown_09: and I would like I would find people and just handcuff them and then kill them and make me out of them and I would always make sausage out of the meat and I would put the sausage up on the table because sausage was the easiest thing to make if you only had meat And I would sit there and I'd watch the security officers eat my sausage made from man meat. And I would take sick sexual gratification in knowing that they were eating corpses of people that they were supposed to be protecting.

2:50:41
Unknown_09: I never got banned for that because I did it during the Seth Overflow event.

Unknown_09: And there was no rules.

2:51:20
Unknown_04: Supposedly

Unknown_03: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Moscow, Moscow, 40 glasses on the wall, Russia is a beautiful country, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Hey! Moscow, Moscow, your soul is so good, the night is the devil's money, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey! Moscow, Moscow, love is a guitar,

2:51:51
Unknown_09: Yeah, that's cult. I mean, at 45 minutes in, really, a cult should be, like, it should be established.

2:52:34
Unknown_03: Like, there shouldn't be, there should not be any question that there's a cult in

Unknown_09: You know, I remember, like, my very first, um... One of my very first games was on TV station, and it was a cult round. And I just remember, because I was a doctor or something, trying to learn medicine, and there were all... There were, like, dozens of bodies in the medbay. All this blood and shit, just all over the fucking place.

2:53:12
Unknown_09: And, um...

Unknown_09: And then there was cultists and then the fucking Narcisse got summoned and there's just this huge monster and all these fucking things flying around, hauling bodies off to it. I'm just thinking, this is the coolest fucking game I've ever played. And it was basically after that I was hooked.

Unknown_05: And I know fucking what was going on, but I have to know.

Unknown_03: Is the power out here? How the fuck is the power out?

2:53:46
Unknown_09: Yo, turn off your fucking harm intent, you dumb motherfucker. Look at this stupid asshole. If I can't walk through someone, that means that they don't have their intent on harm. Or whatever. Dumbass.

Unknown_11: It's funny that they're singing about Moscow, but I'm pretty sure that's not true.

Unknown_04: Yeah, that's not true.

2:54:35
Unknown_09: I first heard this song on a very very small image board I shan't say the name of because it still exists and it gets like maybe 50 posts per year it is extremely dead but for some reason it's kept up and you can go back like 10 pages and you can travel like 10 years in the past and all that shit's still there

Unknown_03: it's very there's a couple places but it had like a jukebox

2:55:40
Unknown_03: I don't know what kind that is.

Unknown_09: I don't know what kind it is. It's a plume. Or a rabbit.

Unknown_09: I've seen, you know, because at the end of the game the admins usually spam like meme shit going on. But there are so many, there are like megabytes of sprites and animations and shit dedicated to the clowns. There's so many like clown memes. Here, admins, if you're still listening.

2:56:19
Unknown_09: You need to, at the end of this game, when we're in the central command, spam all the clown shit that exists. Because there's like a clown that looks like... Oh, they killed the parrot!

Unknown_09: Aww.

Unknown_15: What fucking assholes. That's a good one.

Unknown_09: That's how you know they actually listen to my streams.

2:56:52
Unknown_09: I know that song.

Unknown_09: Spam your clowns. There's all sorts of horrific body horror clowns in the game. Let me check the chat.

2:57:26
Unknown_09: Yeah, those are pirates. I'm gonna go get Ian. I've got two minutes.

Unknown_09: It's not- it's not dilly dilly time.

Unknown_09: I got my- I got my theme music planned.

Unknown_09: And there are pirates in that anyway, so... They have a distraction going on.

Unknown_09: Uh, okay, that is an RC thing.

Unknown_09: There is a colt! What do you know?

Unknown_09: I'm on a mission. Get out of my way. Get out of my way culties.

2:58:14
Unknown_05: Get out of my way culties. I'm saving the dogs.

Unknown_05: Everyone else can fuck off.

Unknown_07: These pirates better be fucking dead. I'm judging by all the bodies I'm missing.

Unknown_05: I'm assuming that something's dead. All right, perfect.

Unknown_05: Bringing them up. We're bringing them up to the cockpit. Central command. All right, get into that seat, motherfucker.

2:58:55
Unknown_09: Oh wait, the cockpit is fucking blown open. What the fuck?

Unknown_09: Alright, that man took Ian and they secured him in the prisoner area. So we got Ian.

Unknown_09: Law number one, I can't just sit here and allow this dumbass to fucking bleed out. I have to go and grab him.

2:59:27
Unknown_09: Come here, fucker.

Unknown_09: I gotcha. Bring you over to medical.

Unknown_09: I can't heal him because I'm just a giant. But I can... I can strap him to that bed.

Unknown_09: I think. Oh, fuck. He just died.

Unknown_09: If I had strapped him to the stasis bed a second earlier, he wouldn't have died. Because stasis beds prevent any kind of bio stuff. He's fucked. I feel really bad. Because if he has any kind of green text that requires him staying alive, just strapping him to that stasis bed would have saved him.

2:59:59
Unknown_09: And now he's completely fucked.

Unknown_09: I have failed. I have to kill myself now. Because I failed ruling.

Unknown_14: Oh, there's more people here that I could potentially save.

Unknown_09: Here, I'll take him.

Unknown_09: I'll try to bring him to the stasis bed.

3:00:32
Unknown_09: He's a lizard. Even though he's not crew.

Unknown_15: Oh, no, actually, I have crews I'm off. I do not have... Can I strap? Can the janny bot not fucking strap people to the fucking bed?

Unknown_09: Why are all these people dying? What the fuck is happening? Are they just standing there allowing themselves to suffocate?

3:01:04
Unknown_14: I'll try to bring him.

Unknown_09: He's fucked. This is the most disastrous rescue mission ever.

3:01:38
Unknown_14: All these people are dying.

Unknown_09: All this blood.

Unknown_09: I can't save a single fucking person. Alright, let's see those fucking clowns.

Unknown_09: Oh god, my game is fucking dying. There are no clowns out here!

Unknown_09: It's just explosions. Does my power not extend so far? I can't request clowns? Maybe that's the TG only thing.

3:02:10
Unknown_09: The fucking weirdo clown sprites. Because there are literally dozens of clowns.

Unknown_09: Like weird clown models and shit in TG.

3:02:47
Unknown_09: oh I got a guy stuck to me he's gonna die I'll bring him into I can I can save one person burn

Unknown_09: he wants to he wants to ride me into combat valiantly i'm just dead instantly because he had a gun are there clowns in here no no clowns ian's dead

3:03:50
Unknown_09: Alright, I'm calling it quits. I can't stream.

Unknown_16: Well, I hope you found this entertaining. Let me close out.

Unknown_16: And, uh... Just pull this back up to size.

Unknown_15: Any thoughts? Any final things I should address before I head off?

Unknown_14: Head off for the night.

3:04:23
Unknown_14: Sure was something. That's good.

Unknown_14: Something's better than nothing, right?

Unknown_14: Great stream. Thank you. Thank you.

Unknown_14: get better i'm okay i'm just like i'm just like fuse blown because i was really devoting myself to working on infinity next and then that didn't take off like i was expecting i guess i was being arrogant my expectations but i really thought that if i belted out they would come like immediately and i mean it's still it's active it's very active for an alt chan it's just like i don't know i just expected more i guess

3:05:09
Unknown_14: How do you stream SS13? You have to find a server that doesn't ban you for streaming.

Unknown_09: I asked. I asked TG Station if they ban streamers. They said yes. I asked B Station. They said no. So I streamed on B Station.

Unknown_09: And then I don't fuck around. I typically keep to myself.

Unknown_14: Advertise myself. Yeah.

Unknown_14: As long as there's a delay. There is a delay. This is like ultra low latency. This is as fast as I can get it.

3:05:40
Unknown_09: I guess I can add a latency later.

Unknown_09: Dude, I'm not going to address him. I'm just not. I'm not going to address the fucking pedophile who openly admits to watching child pornography, who openly admits to forcing other people to watch child pornography, where there is footage of him hacking into cameras of little girls in their bedrooms and watching them while they sleep. I'm not addressing him. I'm not talking to him. I'm not going to deal with people relaying messages for him. The pedophile is off fucking limits. Do you get it? Like, I'm not dealing with it. And if you're a fan of his, fucking kill yourself. You're fucking a cretin. If you actually watch his streams and digest information that he fucking shits into your mouth, and you take that as a reflection of any kind of reality, you are the biggest fucking imbecile ever. How are you so gullible? He lies constantly. He's not just a fucking aggressive child pornographer. He's a fucking liar. And you watch his shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?

3:06:44
Unknown_09: Actually, literally kill yourself. You fucking retard.

Unknown_09: Hopefully that's a fair enough response. I'm sure that'll get addressed in some form. But really, be ashamed. Have the courtesy to feel shame for enabling that kind of a person. Because it's really fucking gross of you.

Unknown_14: Is that it? It's just a prank. Pedos get the bullet.

3:07:20
Unknown_14: Christian and ContraPoints? Is that a thing? Is Chris going to become a communist now?

Unknown_14: His name is Corey Barnhill. He has a thread on the forum.

Unknown_09: If you're interested in knowing about Corey Barnhill, go to the thread and listen to all the audio where he openly admits that he watches child pornography. And keep in mind that his deflection for this is he says it is a joke. That he is joking and that the people in that audio are actors. And you fucking tell me if you believe that shit.

3:07:52
Unknown_14: I think that's about it.

Unknown_16: Thank you, friends. I'll see you Friday, probably.

Unknown_09: Bye-bye. Oh, what about Onision? Onision is fucking gross, and hopefully he'll be irrelevant soon. Bye!