Life is Strange 2 Episode 4 - Bad at Video Games 2020-01-19

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Unknown_30: Hopefully this works. I'm a minute late now because I have spilled coke all over my mouse pad, which is the size of a table desk.

Unknown_30: I think it works. I think we're ready. Okay, if you need a recap...

Unknown_30: In the last episode, there were homeless people tits, and the poor oppressed felons on the run were forced to cut weed for sale.

0:00:36
Unknown_30: And there was some ranting about Big Pharma. And then at the end, a homeless man convinces me and the child to go rob a black man.

Unknown_30: And his asshole assistant henchman. And it didn't go very well. And then the kid had a SPAC attack and destroyed the building. And I think the main character has glass in his eye. So that's where we're at.

Unknown_30: Let's continue. Let's just jump right into it. I am very stressed recently, so I'm hoping that this exciting video game is going to fill me with the joy and mirth that I would expect from an electronic piece of entertainment. Uh, if he wants to load it all. There it is. Okay, great.

0:01:21
Unknown_30: Excellent.

Unknown_30: Is he dead? No. He's just suffering, as we all do in Trump's America.

Unknown_30: You know, I always consider like patches like that to be really like cringy and weird, but a lot of people want like patches as a merchandise for the forum. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

0:01:59
Unknown_30: It won't make me feel better. Okay. That's good. It's good to know.

Unknown_30: Not going to get my, my hopes up.

Unknown_30: Let me, uh, change, set up something real quick.

Unknown_10: I can see everything.

Unknown_10: Okay, great. Excellente.

0:02:37
Unknown_30: I really wish I hadn't spilled coke all over myself. This is my wages of sin for engaging in such things.

Unknown_30: This is my throat cancer.

Unknown_30: Stimulant on the time.

Unknown_22: Okay. Here's the recap wild world There were two wolf brothers living in their home there with their papa wolf They lived in this is now the fourth time i've seen this until hunters took their dad away And they had to go on the run

0:03:29
Unknown_22: That's when the big brother discovered that the little one was not an ordinary wolf, but a super wolf.

Unknown_30: They discovered a secret hideout where they could train every night if they were happy.

Unknown_21: But the little wolf got very sick, and they had to move on.

Unknown_22: The brothers made it to the home of their ancestors. And the old wolves took care of them.

Unknown_30: There were two wolves.

Unknown_22: One is gay. The other is gay. The hunters were hot on their trail. You are gay. And found them.

0:04:07
Unknown_22: The brothers had nowhere to stay again. So they decided to keep going south. I completely forgot about them visiting their grandparents.

Unknown_30: So that chapter was boring as fuck. They soon entered the old forest of the giants.

Unknown_22: where they met a pack of stray dogs who worked in a secret farm.

Unknown_22: The brothers joined them and worked hard to stock up on gold for the future. They were happy to find others like them, and everybody loved the little wolf who was growing up fast.

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Unknown_22: His power was growing too.

Unknown_22: The little wolf was more and more confident.

Unknown_22: Those wolves with the weed remind me a lot of Jace.

Unknown_30: When he did Sims 4. Fuck, I should add people in this part. Let me do that real quick.

Unknown_30: I didn't notify people that the stream went live.

Unknown_10: There we go.

Unknown_10: Try to hurt the brothers.

Unknown_22: The little cub was injured. He transformed into a super wolf.

0:05:20
Unknown_30: Super destroyed everything and got glass in my eye that fucker there was badly wounded and worse I can't wait for the next one when that's like another like five minutes longer fuck

0:06:14
Unknown_30: oh yeah I guess everyone else is just out of a job now because he killed their boss and destroyed the farmhouse great job little wolf he did it again

Unknown_30: Yeah, they're still in California. I'm pretty sure.

Unknown_30: No, he's like covered in blood.

Unknown_08: Is it wrong to kill people, Sean?

0:06:55
Unknown_29: You know, okay, I have to pause it right there.

Unknown_30: Because in the last chapter, there was a weird thing where you had two love interests, right? You had the woman who was kind of frumpy and weird looking. And then you had the guy who was obviously like way into the little brother and was kind of weird. And there was a plot point where the game let you decide if you were going to get a haircut or not. And I chose not to get the haircut because I thought their long hair looked fine. And maybe I'm partial to it because I usually have long hair.

Unknown_30: but their hair is cut now so even in the most primitive useless like tertiary thing imaginable my choice not to get a haircut literally did not matter in this game that that advertises itself as having choices that matter this is like just preposterous that they they can't make it so that my character just keeps growing out his hair

0:07:54
Unknown_30: the haircut is way worse yeah i looked it up i think he has like a weird like i don't know it was something like really gay like his haircut but i mean he still cut his hair like you can't just have him grow out his hair i don't know that that bothers me like how how lazy oh this is a flashback

Unknown_08: I wish we didn't go along with Finn, even though I wanted to. This isn't a flashback.

Unknown_30: He's covered in blood. How the fuck is this a flashback?

Unknown_30: When else was he covered in blood?

Unknown_08: So, why don't you come get me?

Unknown_30: Oh, was this... Oh, the zombie blood.

Unknown_30: I guess he does get covered in blood a lot. He doesn't have glass in his eye either, so yeah, this might be a flashback.

Unknown_08: I don't know what to do.

0:08:48
Unknown_30: Sorry, I can't follow this fucking story, it's so complicated and deep. I'm having episodes.

Unknown_30: Oh, hey, he did get a haircut. Okay, my complaint about the haircut is still valid because he still got his hair shaved.

0:09:21
Unknown_30: I guess that's for surgery, though, right?

Unknown_30: There's no way he'd not be arrested. Everyone knows what he looks like. He killed a police officer. Fuck.

Unknown_22: yay stupid reality shows really that's the first thing i do after i come to consciousness and that's the one that i get who's joey i can't even focus on the page this sucks ass man okay let's call joey

0:10:02
Unknown_30: Nothing happens. Oh I'm gonna keep calling him. This is what I can't keep calling him. That's what the patient does You know us, but we keep pressing that. Yeah Thanks for the card agent. Call any time day or night.

Unknown_16: How is he not in handcuffs?

Unknown_30: I Was he not in handcuffs I'm glad the cops didn't mess with them, too

Unknown_21: I really hope they can keep going. I guess I'll draw while waiting for the police to come.

0:10:34
Unknown_22: I just need to focus on the subject and get in the zone like I used to.

Unknown_30: Do it.

Unknown_30: Is this how drawing is done? Oh, I have to move my mouse.

0:11:16
Unknown_30: Okay, there we go.

Unknown_22: Stop whining. I guess that's an okay start.

Unknown_30: This is the only gameplay part of the games, by the way. You click in a hole and then move your mouse around and he draws. I'll do this a couple times.

0:11:49
Unknown_30: I'll do a staircase instead of the prison bars. I gotta be optimistic here.

Unknown_30: I'll only draw.

Unknown_30: Oh.

Unknown_30: Why am I observing something that's not real?

Unknown_22: Wish I could find a highway to freedom.

0:12:23
Unknown_30: I got an achievement for that.

Unknown_30: Cairo scurvo, whatever that means.

Unknown_25: Afternoon checkup. Sure.

Unknown_25: Good day sunshine. Hey Joey.

Unknown_25: Hey man.

Unknown_25: That looks like it might have been food.

Unknown_25: Hard to tell.

0:12:56
Unknown_25: Haha, never heard I don't think nurses sit in your bed like somebody is in a bad mood Sorry, Joey not feeling it today. Hmm. I don't blame you But maybe I got something to cheer you up pecans and chocolate. Oh There's that smile. Thanks, Joey. So how you feeling today any headaches socket pain No It's all good. Well, this is your final test before I

Unknown_25: You know, before they check you out. Check me out to juvie.

0:13:34
Unknown_25: Yeah.

Unknown_30: For murdering a police officer, he's going to juvenile.

Unknown_25: You know the drill. Don't blink and just stare at the light.

Unknown_30: He's doing this on the patch.

Unknown_25: Okay. Now try to follow the light as well as you can.

Unknown_25: Come on, Sean. You've been there before.

0:14:07
Unknown_25: Good, good. Keep going.

Unknown_30: My tracking is off the charts.

Unknown_25: Quick response. Nice.

Unknown_30: He's measuring my snap. I'm going to be a Fortnite killer.

Unknown_25: To see objects on your left side, you got to turn your head more now. Yes.

Unknown_30: This is I just gone.

Unknown_25: Looking good, Sean. They're going to give him an eye patch? Can I get an eye patch with a Mexican flag on it? I'll try. No rush.

Unknown_25: This is tough.

Unknown_25: Your depth perception will always be affected. So you gotta try harder. Shit.

0:14:40
Unknown_30: The fuck is this?

Unknown_30: There is no depth perception. I'm in no fucking... Oh.

Unknown_25: That should be it. Yeah, I know. It's hard. Come on.

Unknown_25: Yeah, that's enough.

Unknown_30: That's funny.

Unknown_25: But remember...

Unknown_25: Your depth perception will always be affected.

Unknown_30: You just said that.

Unknown_25: Here, read this.

0:15:16
Unknown_25: Get me out of here.

Unknown_25: Please, Joe. Sean, I want to help you, but that's not my job.

Unknown_30: Smuggle me out of this prison.

Unknown_25: But you can't rig the exam, Sean.

Unknown_25: Hmm.

Unknown_25: it's time we release you sorry your vision has improved a lot now you don't really have severe side effects anymore yeah that's just great i do have to tell them the truth but first let's clean this dress hey don't snatch you're watching the door like your phone come on he ain't going nowhere great all i do is watch him yes true your job

0:15:59
Unknown_32: Do you mind if we talk alone?

Unknown_25: Mind if I finish with my patient?

Unknown_32: He looks good for now, right? Just come back when I'm finished with him.

Unknown_25: Sure.

Unknown_25: I'll swing by later, Sean.

Unknown_25: Stay cool.

Unknown_30: So we have a charge of killing a police officer. We have a charge of

Unknown_30: armed robbery, and resisting arrest, fleeing the scene, child abduction, child endangerment, drug trafficking, production of a controlled substance, ownership of a controlled substance, a second charge of child endangerment for giving a child marijuana, two additional counts of murder, destruction of a dwelling,

0:16:58
Unknown_32: Tomorrow you're going to Jolene's store and you'll be arraigned in court for the murder of a Seattle police officer. You might spend the rest of your life in prison. Or you can talk to me.

Unknown_30: Oh, trespassing. That's right. Grand theft auto. Destruction of a motor vehicle.

Unknown_22: I'm innocent until proven guilty. That's where your lawyer done them.

Unknown_32: And I believe that. That's why I want you to tell me the whole truth.

Unknown_30: Don't talk to the police. I can't. It's a trick. She's not your friend. Is that why you can't talk? I plead the fifth. No, no way. I plead the fifth.

0:17:36
Unknown_20: Are you shitting me? That officer freaked out and shot him in front of me and Daniel.

Unknown_22: Just guilty of being one, two, three.

Unknown_32: I hear you, but you're sure you didn't get upset and go after the officer. It happens. Jesus.

Unknown_30: Oh, you mean? Yeah. Him. You better stop talking.

0:18:06
Unknown_32: Okay. Let's just, you incriminate yourself with every word, my friend.

Unknown_32: Tell me what happened in that farm in Humboldt. The place looks like a tornado wiped it out. I've told you so many times.

Unknown_22: I have no clue why the place was trashed. So he's been talking to him this entire time.

Unknown_30: That's fantastic.

Unknown_32: And a missing child.

Unknown_30: The only statement we have is yours.

0:18:38
Unknown_30: That kid's out there becoming like an X-Man or some shit.

Unknown_32: The cops don't want to help you. She can lie to you about where your brother's at.

Unknown_30: They might know. She's trying to get a statement. She's guilt tripping you. She might have him in juvenile right now. Don't incriminate. I plead the fifth.

Unknown_30: Where is the plead the fifth option? Okay, I'm blaming Finn. Fuck him. Didn't force me. I swear.

0:19:12
Unknown_22: Swear I didn't think anything like this was gonna happen You can tell that French people made this game because French people don't have rights and they have no concept of rights Now I know Your friend is learning the hard way

0:19:51
Unknown_20: Don't lecture me, okay?

Unknown_32: I did exactly what I had to do to take care of my family. After what you had to go through, I get it. But that doesn't change the situation. Or let you off the hook.

Unknown_32: Thank you for your statement, Sean.

Unknown_32: It's really helping.

Unknown_30: By the way, we contacted your grandparents in Beaver Creek.

Unknown_32: They can visit you after you're transferred. Might be a while.

0:20:23
Unknown_32: But you do have a support group.

Unknown_32: We couldn't track down your mother, though. Sorry.

Unknown_22: Good. What about Daniel? You said you had leads.

Unknown_32: I said might. She lied. Hold on. I gotta take this call.

Unknown_30: Told you she lied, dum-dum. That's why you plead the fifth. You got nothing.

Unknown_22: Even after everything...

Unknown_22: I can't help but miss Finn.

Unknown_22: Yay. Yay. Yeah.

Unknown_22: Fuck you too. Big joke. Is he dead? At least Cassidy wasn't at Merrill's when it blew up.

0:20:55
Unknown_30: I like how all the photos in these games are like shitty paint tool side drawings. And I really like how they couldn't figure out how to draw her gauges in this photo. So instead of doing like a black circle with like a white circle in it to match the background, they just drew two really shitty black circles that don't look like gauges.

Unknown_22: Wonder what Merrill told the cops about the robbery. That's also an abysmal fucking drawing.

0:21:27
Unknown_30: Look at that. That's like a joke. That's like an outsider art painting of a black guy with a beard.

Unknown_22: Sorry, Hannah.

Unknown_22: Hope the cops didn't mess with Penny.

Unknown_22: Prison would fuck him up.

Unknown_30: Are they all arrested because they were growing weed together? That's funny. I hope they know to plead the fifth more than you. Yes. Hi.

Unknown_00: I can't hear what they're saying. I love you. Hola, mama.

0:22:01
Unknown_30: No, you don't say you don't know shit. You didn't see shit. You just say, I don't talk to police. If you say, I don't know shit and I didn't see shit, that's giving a statement and you can contradict yourself and incriminate yourself that way. So just say, I don't talk to police.

0:22:34
Unknown_30: Am I being detained? Am I being detained?

Unknown_30: When the FBI came to my house that one time, and it was about the Vordrak stuff, I asked, am I being detained? And they said yes.

Unknown_30: So it's always good to ask and get a standing. They said I wasn't arrested yet. I was being detained. And they were getting an arrest warrant. And I was like, okay. I should probably just go along with it, I guess. So what's going on with Daniel?

0:23:08
Unknown_22: You really have leads?

Unknown_32: Yes, we do. That's our job. The Bureau put his profile out over four states.

Unknown_32: So we are on the case.

Unknown_22: For how long? It's been over two months. How are you going to find him? We have a lot of people looking for your brother.

Unknown_32: Trust me.

Unknown_32: We want to find him, too.

Unknown_22: Yeah, yeah.

Unknown_22: So you can lock him up, too, right?

0:23:40
Unknown_30: Yeah. Throw him in the pig pen, in the mud, in the dirty poo-poo cell. Thanks for talking to me.

Unknown_30: That's where they throw all the autistic children into the hole. I'll be back tomorrow to take you to Jolina Shore.

Unknown_30: Plead the fifth. All could have been avoided if you just pled the fifth. Well, this could have been avoided if you didn't charge at the police officer holding his gun out. He was clearly like a rookie cop. He looked like he was like 29 years old fresh out of the academy and was about to shit himself because there was like a dead kid there. It would have helped not to do that.

0:24:11
Unknown_25: Look out. I have to guard the guard now.

Unknown_25: Love it.

Unknown_25: Sit down so we can get this show going.

Unknown_25: So... Yeah, the CIA could experiment on Daniel. They could take out that telekinetic ability, like the tumor out of his brain, and put it in some kind of device and strap it onto soldiers.

Unknown_22: You mean interrogation? Who knows? Maybe Detective Flores wants to help.

0:24:45
Unknown_22: Maybe not. I just can't trust her.

Unknown_25: After what you and your brother went through, I don't blame you.

Unknown_22: This black guy sounds familiar.

Unknown_25: The voice actor. Someone look up what games he's been in, because I recognize him for sure. I can see that you're a good person.

Unknown_25: Thanks, Joey. Want to tell that to the judges? I'm just saying, you don't deserve this.

Unknown_25: Now let's check this out.

Unknown_30: Am I saying all black people sound the same? No, I just say I recognize this guy's voice. Cause he's got like a, a very smooth voice.

0:25:16
Unknown_25: Just got to keep it clean for the next week or so. Simple.

Unknown_22: That's great.

Unknown_25: Seen the shrink this morning. What does she say?

Unknown_22: Nothing I want to hear. This will take time and rehab, Sean. You have to process first.

Unknown_22: I could tell myself that shit.

Unknown_25: Clearly I'm no therapist, but I've nursed patients with your injury. They all turned their anger into energy. You will too.

Unknown_25: Plus, the glass eye tech is pretty cool now.

0:25:50
Unknown_25: Things change, Sean.

Unknown_30: The facial animation was awful.

Unknown_22: Yeah.

Unknown_22: Stuck in jail was a big change. Can't wait.

Unknown_30: Jump out the window. Sorry, Joey.

Unknown_22: I'm being a dickhead. Just calm down.

Unknown_25: Jamal Douglas is apparently his real name. I promise there's a treat coming your way.

Unknown_25: Now as for your wound, this is the last time you hear this from me. You have to clean it with sterile gauze and saline solution.

0:26:27
Unknown_30: Is he getting a contact lens that's just an entirely new eye?

Unknown_30: Is he going to pop in something in his eyesight? Show me. I want to see this.

Unknown_23: I want to see them animate a replacing the eye.

Unknown_30: Oh, no.

Unknown_30: I lied. I don't want to see this. I don't want to see him put that cotton swab up in there.

Unknown_25: Then wrap it up with clean dressing.

Unknown_25: And you're the shit.

Unknown_25: Remember, you got to do this.

Unknown_25: Four times a day. I won't forget.

0:27:01
Unknown_25: I'm sorry about everything, Sean. You probably should have had him do it for the last one.

Unknown_30: Make sure he can do it.

Unknown_22: You saved my ass here. You're the only one I trust. It really helped.

Unknown_25: Cool. I'm glad when I can make a chi- Ah, shit. Emergency.

Unknown_25: I'm out. And no smoke break. Let's say our goodbye tomorrow. Oh, Sean. Check out that towel. Got your name all over it.

0:27:33
Unknown_25: You guys think that the nurse guy is a dead?

Unknown_30: Salvation lies ahead.

Unknown_30: Salvation lies ahead? That sounds like a Far Cry 5 thing. Something that Johnny Appleseed would say.

Unknown_30: Am I waiting on something?

Unknown_22: What? Wow.

Unknown_22: Haven't seen you in a long time.

0:28:22
Unknown_22: Can't catch shit.

Unknown_22: Zero depth perception.

Unknown_22: Goodbye, sports.

Unknown_30: No, not sports. What else could you ever do? Hmm.

Unknown_17: Instructions for getting out of here.

Unknown_30: Am I going to escape? Let's do this. Down the hallway to the right. There's a stairwell.

0:28:55
Unknown_30: People have informed me that the black guy is not in anything that I've ever seen or watched. So I'm just being racist.

Unknown_30: Pull the fire alarm. That's a good idea. We're getting the fuck out of here.

Unknown_22: Where's the fire alarm at? Can we go?

Unknown_22: Except for a daily exercise break. You're here just for me.

Unknown_22: I'm flattered.

Unknown_30: Dude, cop guys on the right. I'm having fun now. I know that there's not going to be a fun escape, but... Instructions for getting out of here. Okay, it says take a right, but that goes right past the guard. I can go straight and take a right at the far end of the hallway as opposed to just going right and then take another right and take it to where I'm supposed to go.

0:29:30
Unknown_30: Actually, there's an emergency exit on the far end of the hallway as well, so I can just take it one right and not go past the guard. Okay, I got it. I figured this out. We're doing this.

0:30:03
Unknown_30: Now just to find a way to start a fire.

Unknown_30: Let's check the... I didn't check the mirror.

Unknown_30: Nothing happens in this game, but we're going to pretend. It's like with the bear. There's going to be a fun escape. I'm going to have to run past the guard. Oh, I don't want to see you.

Unknown_30: Get that oogly shit out of my face, game. Okay. Okay.

Unknown_30: Flip through your sketchbook. Oh, it's telling me.

0:30:36
Unknown_30: It's telling me not to do something fun like pulling the fire escape lever and maneuvering out of the hallway. It's telling me to look at my sketchbook.

Unknown_30: Okay, let's look at the sketchbook.

Unknown_22: I know I fucked Daniel over.

Unknown_22: Again. And now he's gone.

Unknown_22: Where would he hide out?

Unknown_23: Porto Lobos, 10 year old by himself out there.

0:31:10
Unknown_30: I mean, he, he proved that he could cheat by throwing dice.

Unknown_30: If I were him, I would go and gamble and then cheat nowhere to go.

Unknown_22: If he tried to hook up with Claire and Steven, they would have definitely told me.

Unknown_22: Hey, you know, the cops can lie.

Unknown_30: I don't know why he expects anyone has to tell him the truth. Or why the game expects that.

0:31:45
Unknown_22: Who the fuck is Jacob?

Unknown_30: akira annual akira neil is like akira like a anime character and he's like a portmanteau of akira and daniel akira annual is jacobing jacobing me out me two-story house ship it's like a map i guess i'm together uh

0:32:43
Unknown_30: depression oh i can oh yeah i can just like click to get like a read yeah akira neil is freaking me out two-story house shit depression night everyone shared their worst memory i remember that that was boring uh kind of which i stayed like everyone else though okay i'm ready fuck the fuck and i'll mess up again gotta fix this shit okay let's go

Unknown_30: Wait, does it literally say a fucking... Oh, fuck this game. Fuck this game. I'm done. I want to be done with the reading of this. Nevada?

Unknown_22: Mmm, coffee. I did censor a woof.

0:33:46
Unknown_30: I had to make a hard choice. Am I going to censor the N word or am I going to censor the A word? I think I made the right one.

Unknown_30: Nevada, maybe he's gambling after all. Hey, it's a good fucking... If they have a child gambling using psychic abilities to cheat, this game is worth it.

Unknown_22: okay time to clear off now this whole hospital is so quiet so don't make any noise and find a way to get the hell out of here can i have some privacy please sorry i'm trying not to be gross by coughing but joey's the only one who helped me get through this shit

0:34:43
Unknown_30: Okay, I'm gonna... Yeah.

Unknown_16: Thanks for the card, Agent. And take the card? Can't wait to text you.

Unknown_16: Joey could... Probably distract the guard dog.

Unknown_22: Maybe I could...

Unknown_22: Rig a decoy, Sean, in the bed.

Unknown_30: Where'd he put that?

0:35:29
Unknown_22: Nada.

Unknown_30: Oh, this is going to be so lame. I've got this all hyped up in my head with like a fire alarm and people running through the halls and people evacuating patients to the elevator. And I guarantee you, once they actually get to the escape, it's going to be awful. Okay.

0:36:15
Unknown_21: This one isn't screwed in. In a weapon.

Unknown_30: In case I need to murder another police officer. Oh, click. Hey.

Unknown_27: What the hell are you doing in there?

Unknown_30: I'm pooping.

Unknown_22: Nice job, Sean.

Unknown_22: Now the guard is awake and pissed off.

0:37:01
Unknown_30: Does Joey not go home? There's no way he's also the night shift nurse.

Unknown_22: Need a superhero to open that shit.

Unknown_22: There's like four cars.

0:37:44
Unknown_30: Ambush guard. Okay secured.

Unknown_22: No way. I just called Joey You got business in there patient called Just gotta see what our boy needs Good.

Unknown_25: I need a smoke break. Hey, that's your job. Go for it

Unknown_25: I like how they actually answered why he's working night shift.

Unknown_13: That's funny that they actually thought about that.

0:38:37
Unknown_22: What? How? Hmm.

Unknown_22: I need to get out of here.

Unknown_25: What? Come on, Sean. You know I can't let you do that. The animation for the black guy is so bad. I don't blame you for being scared. You're leaving tomorrow. But don't fuck around with this.

0:39:08
Unknown_23: Hit the black guy with the pipe.

Unknown_19: But I'm innocent. You know I am. You even told me.

Unknown_25: I said you're a good kid. But it doesn't matter what I think about you. I'm not the police.

Unknown_25: You really want me to help you break out of here.

Unknown_25: So what happens to me?

Unknown_25: I lose my job, go to jail. I have a girlfriend, a rent to pay, a future.

0:39:40
Unknown_22: Sorry. I'm sorry, Joey.

Unknown_22: I was...

Unknown_22: Hit him with the pipe.

Unknown_30: Hit him with the pipe.

Unknown_22: I just... I want to help my brother.

Unknown_19: It's all I can think about. Viva la raza. Hit him with the pipe. And out there. All alone.

Unknown_30: he needs stop crying his big brother sean he's not all alone he's with a friend to help you hit him with the pipe i swear but i can't do this joey please of course his girlfriend is white to ask me to give up my job and my life to maybe possibly help you escape i know i'm just

0:40:29
Unknown_25: desperate let's forget about this okay i'll do anything else i can to help now i really gotta get back to my shift i'm tired already oh my god i am so happy sorry joey see you in hell oh oh

Unknown_30: Now you're a real murderer.

Unknown_30: Get your pipe back. We got more people to bludgeon the death.

Unknown_30: Andele, andele. Vamanos, vamanos.

0:41:30
Unknown_30: Hey, you don't look conspicuous at all. This is a flawless plan. Oh, I don't even have to remember the evacuation route. He just does it for me. Okay, that's fine. That's... That's Finn. No, no, no, no, no. What is he doing here? Morality is a spook. Friendship is a spook. Fuck that guy. We're getting out of here. There's only one person who matters in all of California right now, Sean.

0:42:03
Unknown_30: We're doing the one thing you do best. We're running away from our problems as irrationally as possible.

Unknown_30: Oh hell yeah. We're breaking another law.

Unknown_30: There's no walking or anything. I'm just making decisions that matter. This is fantastic. I'm actually having fun right now. Let's do this. Let's steal Joey's car while we're at it. Which one's Joey's?

0:42:34
Unknown_30: I have the authority to kill a minority.

Unknown_30: What's the funniest song that could come on when he starts the car? Is it the Yoda cocking ball torture song?

0:43:09
Unknown_30: Is it Fuck the Police?

Unknown_30: Is it La Cucaracha?

Unknown_30: La Cucaracha?

Unknown_30: He just drives out, whatever.

Unknown_30: Yo, maybe slow down a bit. Don't make too much noise.

Unknown_29: Ram Ratch.

0:43:49
Unknown_30: Might want to ditch the plates, my friend. That shit's going to get reported and stolen.

Unknown_30: Driving with no depth perception. Yeah, you might want to take it slow. You might want to ditch the car at some point.

0:44:21
Unknown_30: No, there's no music because that would ruin the mood.

Unknown_30: Just to reflect on all the horrible person that you've become.

Unknown_30: You wanna see him go to prison now? Come on now.

Unknown_30: He's had a difficult life.

Unknown_30: Okay, the game had too much fun. It crammed in a lot of fun in like three good minutes of actual decision making. And now that we're in the car, we get a shitty montage of emotional shots, scenery shots, and I guess music? I don't know what you would call this. It's not really a song.

0:44:55
Unknown_30: Can I skip this? No, okay. Just locked in. Oh, did you see that?

Unknown_30: Did you catch that? The game was hinting that we didn't save that Finn guy.

Unknown_30: We didn't save our boyfriend. Possibly out of homophobic reasons.

0:45:41
Unknown_30: He was gay after all.

Unknown_30: And then...

Unknown_30: Episode 4, Faith. It is Faith that guides the handle of a handicapped restroom stall to the back of a black man's head as we steal his car and drive to Nevada without any police intervention apparently. There's no missing person report. There's no call out to the highway patrol. Watch out for this car with this license plate number. There's a cop killer on the loose now.

0:46:14
Unknown_30: Just driving right out of California into the desert, of which there is one highway that they could very easily check for stolen vehicles on.

Unknown_30: We're looking for a Latino kid, about 16 years old, one eye, very, very distinct description that anyone could look for.

0:46:50
Unknown_30: How did he get gas money? Dude, just listen to the music. It's uplifting.

Unknown_30: Episode 4, Faith. Gotta have faith that the gas is gonna make it far enough through the fucking Mojave Desert to get there without incident.

Unknown_30: Josh, you're a gay, homophobic, Mexican racist. You're going for the Nick Fuentes ending. Well, if we end up picking up a horse dildo at some point, if we end up at a Charlie Kirk rally with a horse dildo and straw in hand, that'll definitely be the ending that we pick.

0:47:35
Unknown_30: Always smoking. Remember when I took that cigarette at the beginning of the game? My choices matter. My choices matter, everyone.

Unknown_30: It's like how the oil lasted in the menorah for the seven days of Hanukkah.

Unknown_30: That's great. That's exactly what happened. This is a Hanukkah miracle. He made it to Nevada on one tank of gas.

0:48:09
Unknown_30: Oh, now we're out of gas.

Unknown_22: I will never hold until Haven Point.

Unknown_30: Gotta go kill more people. Do we have any cigarettes left?

Unknown_22: I guess I'm kinda lucky I stole a smoker's car.

Unknown_22: She seems nice.

Unknown_22: Shit. Guess I fucked up her day pretty bad.

Unknown_30: Sucks to be them.

Unknown_30: Her mild inconvenience is not worth your entire life. Morality is a spook.

0:48:41
Unknown_30: Oh yeah, very clearly mark on your map so that if someone finds this, they know exactly where to go. Are they going to put that weird filter over everything though when I look around because I'm missing an eye?

Unknown_30: Sneak on to Area 51 and start hitting people in the back of the head with a pipe.

Unknown_30: I'm going to be hiding my eyes. This is ugly. All right.

0:49:18
Unknown_18: Careful.

Unknown_30: I want to turn off your light.

Unknown_30: Well, I guess he needs it to check, man.

Unknown_22: I should have listened to Joey.

Unknown_30: I shouldn't have killed Joey.

Unknown_30: Why did I bring the FBI agent's card?

Unknown_22: Oh, she didn't take the card. It was in the dashboard. That's funny.

0:49:50
Unknown_30: It's like the second time, bro.

Unknown_22: Alright, we're good. Let's get out of here.

Unknown_28: We've looked at everything. What do I need? I might want to do this a little bit off the road.

0:50:39
Unknown_10: No?

Unknown_30: Oh, he knew how to wire the car because his dad's a mechanic. Quote unquote. But it was very funny when they got to a car.

Unknown_30: And it's like, does he know how to wire a car because he's Latino? And he knew how to wire a car. And it was very funny. This game is unintentionally funny sometimes.

Unknown_30: He's still not playing music?

0:51:13
Unknown_30: What?

Unknown_22: Still with me, Sean? Yeah, just zoning out.

Unknown_30: Now he's hallucinating.

Unknown_22: Just don't do that when you're driving, my son.

Unknown_22: So, uh, what's the verdict on the new car? I know it's not a new board, but it's got Ford Hot Wheels. Thanks for finishing it, Dad. A perfect reward for your excellent report card.

Unknown_30: I'm proud, Sean. This is what Trump took from him.

Unknown_19: You don't even bullshit me when you need cash.

0:51:48
Unknown_19: I'll try to be cool. No dad jokes, huh?

Unknown_22: I hope you're not too bummed out to go on a big road trip with your lovely papito, huh?

Unknown_22: Please. You're the coolest dad.

Unknown_30: This is the one time that he was nice to his father and it's in like a flashback dream sequence.

Unknown_22: Where's my regular emotionless son?

Unknown_22: I appreciate it. Think we can hang out for five days without killing each other? Hell yeah. No. I haven't done that since I was a kid. Miss it.

0:52:19
Unknown_30: Last time we hung out you got shot.

Unknown_22: It's been too long since we went padre y hijo against the road.

Unknown_22: Way too long.

Unknown_22: I love road trips.

Unknown_22: Good to hear.

Unknown_22: By the way, boy talk.

Unknown_30: Yeah, he never got the car.

Unknown_22: This is like a weird scene.

0:52:51
Unknown_22: You know.

Unknown_30: Yeah, the game decided that too much fun stuff had happened in the intro sequence, and now it's like, okay, we have to have something that literally isn't happening and fill out, like, another ten minutes. Oh, my God. I... actually kissed a boy.

Unknown_22: It wasn't planned or anything.

Unknown_30: Smack him. Crash the car. Take the wheel and crash the car into a cactus.

Unknown_22: Uh...

0:53:23
Unknown_22: okay this is i mean i'm fine with that but as long as you're happy i'm down with him it's just it's important to make this this fictitious version of my father you know decided that actually living wasn't worth it could that be daniel hola hello everything okay lila

Unknown_22: This is how you know it's a fantasy sequence, because the dad would not be okay with that.

Unknown_30: I kissed a cat boy.

Unknown_22: He's driving real slow. He's going to crash the car now, watch. Oh no, that would be too exciting.

Unknown_08: Hi.

0:54:47
Unknown_19: But this is all part of growing up.

Unknown_30: No, it's not. Don't lie to him. Killing your father and killing a black guy is not a part of growing up.

Unknown_19: You're a Diaz. You were born to roam and find your way home.

Unknown_19: I love you, Dad.

Unknown_30: No, this is like a dream sequence.

Unknown_21: This never happened. I do want to point this out that in The Other Life is Strange...

Unknown_30: the life is strange two before the storm no sorry life is strange one before the storm there were also fictitious sequences involving her father uh so i guess this is just like like the writer's safe space is writing that literally does not impact the story at all you showed me oh by the way hey wake up what

0:55:47
Unknown_05: yeah what the are you doing on our property oh no oh man i crashed hard oh yeah come on out boy oh my god he's racist kid get out dude he's just on the side of the road just say i'm leaving yeah i'm leaving okay uh no you ain't step out or i'll call the cops you don't want that boy i know all them rednecks living in southern nevada

Unknown_20: This is basically hit country down there. I'm sleeping, dude!

Unknown_05: The highway is right there!

Unknown_30: This is stupid.

Unknown_22: This is like profoundly fucking stupid again. He's like in overalls. He looks like the rapist from Pulp Fiction. The spider has caught a fly. I repeat, the spider has caught a fly. Barts. Barts.

0:57:06
Unknown_22: I was playing basketball. I was gonna find that it's hot-wired.

Unknown_30: Yes. Yes. Well...

Unknown_05: I lost my keys and my friend helped me start it. You mean you hot-wired it? Yes. Holy cow. Fucking car thief too.

0:57:39
Unknown_05: Take his backpack. Look man, I've killed like three people.

Unknown_30: I will kill you too.

Unknown_05: There is nothing stopping me.

Unknown_30: I am a murderous felon. I'm on the run in three different states now.

Unknown_30: You're not the first and you won't be the last.

Unknown_30: They'll cement your body in the Donald Trump wall if you fuck with me.

Unknown_05: Kill him.

0:58:11
Unknown_30: Kill him. Murder him. Oh my god. Take it back. Escalate this. Infinitely escalate this.

Unknown_05: Kill him.

Unknown_30: Murder him. This is life and death.

Unknown_30: You sacrificed too much to end it now.

Unknown_05: Okay, Chad. We fucked with him. Let him go. He's got nothing. Hold on a sec, Mike.

Unknown_05: You speak Spanish, Pedro? Huh?

0:58:41
Unknown_05: What?

Unknown_05: What? No comprende ingles. Hablas espanol.

Unknown_05: Chad. So, professor, how do you say, I'm a dirty thief?

Unknown_22: Soy un...

Unknown_22: I'm a dirty thief with one eye.

0:59:21
Unknown_22: uh wait madre oh my god say huh all i want to do is learn espanol might be our official language someday right see senor so see one more lesson how do you say this is not my country

Unknown_30: look chad it's gonna rain let's go before we get soaked hold on this little thief is with me you're really pissing me off you know that but i'm willing to give you one last chance to make things right

Unknown_05: La Cucaracha.

Unknown_30: La Cucaracha.

1:00:15
Unknown_28: Sing La Cucaracha.

Unknown_30: Kill him. Kill him.

Unknown_30: Escalate this.

Unknown_30: That lightning is definitely his brother, by the way.

Unknown_05: Calling it.

Unknown_05: Stop it, Chad. What the fuck, man?

Unknown_30: Why is the kid so pathetic? Holy cow.

1:00:46
Unknown_05: What are you doing? Listen, you little beaner. Get your shit and go. Now.

Unknown_30: Chad is the hero of the story.

Unknown_30: Nothing happened. This literally doesn't affect the game at all. And then in the fourth chapter, the man named Chad and Mike will pull him over for violating the NAP and see that he has hot-wired the car.

1:01:32
Unknown_30: And instead of calling the police, they will simply kick him and tell him this is not his country.

Unknown_22: It's French. It's my J.F.

Unknown_30: accent. I can only do one accent and it's J.F.

1:02:10
Unknown_22: The oldest wolf was badly hurt, but nothing could stop the wolf from following his brother's tracks.

Unknown_30: I experience this every day? This is your everyday reality in Trump's America? I'm sorry, press F in chat for... Gudabadi, or whatever the fuck his name is. Sorry, I'm being racist and also my font on the screen is terrible and I can't read your name.

Unknown_30: And I try to lean back to not cough in my mic and I still see the fucking thing. What? Is he walking now? Oh my god. He abandoned the car with the easily identifiable license plate. And now with his eyepatch and the same clothes that he was wearing when he was arrested in. He's walking down the fucking, uh... The highway. Okay.

1:02:47
Unknown_30: He's going to die out here. There is no chapter five. He just collapses and cooks on the side of the road.

1:03:18
Unknown_30: Okay.

Unknown_16: I get to play? Oh, my God. Almost there.

Unknown_30: What game is it where you're wandering in the desert and you collapse?

Unknown_30: I'm thinking of Call of Duty, Modern Warfare, after the nuke drops. And there's like a weird scene where you just walk around and you hear children playing on the swing set and then you die.

1:03:52
Unknown_22: Shit, I need a break.

Unknown_22: Stop.

Unknown_22: Can't run for miles in this heat.

Unknown_30: Death Stranding. I've not played that game. Maybe I should. It's probably too long for me to do though.

Unknown_30: Uncharted 3. I don't think I played that one.

1:04:25
Unknown_23: Oregon Trail.

Unknown_22: Nope. Wrong direction.

Unknown_30: Really? Oh, fuck.

Unknown_30: Sorry, I was reading chat.

Unknown_30: Look, the game is so immersive. I'm experiencing secondhand heat stroke, okay? You can't blame me. The game is just that good.

1:04:59
Unknown_22: And then I can rest a little. Right?

Unknown_30: He's like gonna die. Come on. You can do it, kid. Hope I'm not running into a trap or something.

Unknown_30: I see it. I see it right underneath that billboard. It's Porta Lobos. Your brother is there and he's raising wolves.

Unknown_30: Also, it's your boyfriend that you left to get arrested. Run.

1:05:31
Unknown_30: Yes. Run. It's right there. Shade. Oh, man.

Unknown_22: My feet are killing me.

Unknown_22: Feels like hiking in hell.

Unknown_22: Never drew a desert before.

Unknown_21: Huh.

Unknown_21: I get an achievement for this.

1:06:13
Unknown_30: We're getting an achievement together. I might get some steam trading cards.

Unknown_30: That's worth real money.

Unknown_22: Okay. Just draw now. Don't think about anything else.

Unknown_22: This place is so empty.

Unknown_22: At least I won't mess up perspective for once.

Unknown_22: I guess that's an okay start.

1:06:44
Unknown_22: But I can keep going. Got a good picture of it.

Unknown_22: I'm ready to draw now.

Unknown_30: Am I done? Oh, no.

Unknown_30: Does the billboard say spaghetti? It does!

Unknown_29: Two pair, poker, blackjack, and spaghetti.

Unknown_30: What the fuck? Why does it say that?

Unknown_22: Yes, I could spice things up a bit.

1:07:16
Unknown_22: Make the whole thing funnier.

Unknown_30: Draw hell?

Unknown_22: I could try adding details.

Unknown_30: No, he's trying to find his brother, and then we're going to the portal of love.

Unknown_30: You're a wolf. Demon wolf.

Unknown_22: My eye always starts hurting when I focus for too long.

Unknown_22: Shit.

Unknown_22: My throat feels like sand.

1:08:24
Unknown_22: Daniel better be okay.

Unknown_22: Feels like I haven't seen him in years. Of course I miss everything about him.

Unknown_22: Even his whining. Yeah, you couldn't wait to get out on your own.

Unknown_22: Now you are.

Unknown_30: Puppy.

Unknown_22: Puppy. What's that? I run the line. At least I got company. Motherfucker.

Unknown_30: They won't talk to you anyway.

Unknown_22: Not a lot of cars around here.

1:08:58
Unknown_22: But I better stick to the side.

Unknown_30: There's really not going to walk me on the road.

Unknown_22: Really. Shit, there's a truck coming.

Unknown_30: Jump out in front of it.

Unknown_22: Yeah, you motherfucker. You're out in the middle of the desert.

1:09:31
Unknown_22: Just remember the rules of the road, my friend.

Unknown_30: No one rides for free.

Unknown_22: I hope he got some of that weed.

Unknown_30: No, I guess the police would have taken his weed.

Unknown_30: Definitely didn't get no money. He's got $17. Do you know how much gas is in the desert like this? I want to say it's like $8 a gallon when it's like a highway stop.

Unknown_22: truckers can't be cops right no we just murder the trucker and take the truck i'm done before hey need a lift it's too damn hard to be walking say yes why is this even an option

1:10:25
Unknown_20: Yeah. Thanks.

Unknown_20: Hold up.

Unknown_30: You know what I hate, boy? Cops.

Unknown_30: I'm just coming from the hospital. I just saw my good friend Joey.

1:10:57
Unknown_30: I sure hope he's doing okay. I haven't heard from him in a while.

Unknown_31: Jeez. What the hell happened to you?

Unknown_31: It's been a rough week, sir.

Unknown_22: Nothing. Just a bad day.

Unknown_31: bad week. I see.

1:11:28
Unknown_31: You're not the only one. Hey, Anton. You there? Everything alright?

Unknown_30: Anton? Yeah, what's up? What kind of name is that?

Unknown_31: You parked in the middle of nowhere. Just wanted to know what happened. I, uh... I had to make a shit stop. Over.

Unknown_31: Oh my god, this is awful. Just end this call. Thank you. What hitchhiking law? You can't hitchhike in Nevada?

1:12:00
Unknown_31: Oh, he definitely ejaculated in that fucking sandwich.

Unknown_30: Eat it though. Oh yeah, it's Trump's new law.

1:12:34
Unknown_31: Can't hitchhike near the border.

Unknown_22: seriously he delivered that line with such conviction anton anton right what's your destination haven point you've heard of it oh yeah straight ahead about an hour

1:13:27
Unknown_30: riveting but that cactus thing a reference to that's definitely a video game developer reference well sir if you want thank you for the help usually the people with the baseball cap kick my ass hey don't worry kid I'm not a fucking weirdo just a boring trucker

Unknown_30: If someone has to tell you that they're not a fucking weirdo, they're usually.

Unknown_30: Usually a fucking weirdo.

Unknown_30: We've already passed that spaghetti sign.

Unknown_30: We literally just passed that. They're either reusing assets or they're saying that this guy is driving in circles for some reason. Because we literally just passed that spaghetti sign.

1:14:30
Unknown_30: Did they really not feel like making another billboard sign to make that a different stretch of the road? They had to reuse the spaghetti poker sign?

Unknown_31: Last stop, Avon Point. Thank you so much. Just be careful out here. These people are kind of weird.

Unknown_31: Really?

Unknown_31: Okay. 10-4, good buddy.

Unknown_30: It's the only business in town. They advertise every mile.

1:15:04
Unknown_30: Come to the spaghetti and poker house. It's got spaghetti and poker.

Unknown_30: Was this like a cult?

1:15:39
Unknown_30: They broke my pipe.

Unknown_06: Do they smoke weed or something?

Unknown_23: Oh good, more child voice actors.

Unknown_12: Who the fuck are you?

Unknown_06: Just say you're looking for your brother.

1:16:14
Unknown_06: Uh, not really. Looking for someone. Don't be shy. Everybody's welcome here. No matter who you are or where you're from.

Unknown_30: Even if you're brown.

Unknown_06: In his eyes, we are all equal. Plus, we have a pretty nice spread after the service. Stay as long as you want. Okay. Um, thanks. Take advantage of the religious. I'm just a vessel for our reverend. Thank her.

Unknown_06: Looks like you're here to see our new miracle, right?

Unknown_29: No, I just said I'm here from someone.

1:16:45
Unknown_06: Oh no! The brother is like a... Oh no! The brother is like a... That poor little girl.

1:17:21
Unknown_22: Oh, feel that cold air. Get some water. I can't drink water. Thank God for AC.

Unknown_03: We are in trouble.

Unknown_03: Can you feel it?

Unknown_03: So I'm not the only one.

Unknown_03: Amen to that.

Unknown_03: We are surrounded. By false idols.

Unknown_03: A society run by greed and technology.

Unknown_30: False idols like little Mexican kids that can lift shit? Look at the world. Shit.

1:17:55
Unknown_22: I will draw too much attention. Why?

Unknown_30: Just sit down, you fucking retard.

Unknown_03: And ignore the real creator. Why? Faith. We hear that word a lot. But... Faith is not just a word, my brothers and sisters. Oh no.

Unknown_03: What is faith?

Unknown_03: Remember Luke 18, 27. What is impossible for man is possible for God.

1:18:29
Unknown_03: With that righteous faith comes the salvation of your souls.

Unknown_27: Can you cross that invisible bridge to salvation?

Unknown_03: Do you want your soul to be saved, brothers and sisters?

Unknown_03: Oh, yes. You are not like all these sinners out there.

Unknown_30: That's right.

Unknown_03: So I never asked the Lord for a sign.

Unknown_03: Then he gave me one. He spoke to me. and told me that I was doing right. And to reward our great faith, the Lord sent me the ultimate gift.

1:19:04
Unknown_03: An angel. A child graced with the power of God. The miracle we have all been praying for, waiting for. Can I get a hallelujah?

Unknown_03: Do you have faith

Unknown_33: These voice actors are awful.

1:19:43
Unknown_30: I was going to be sarcastic and say they were great but I'm just so underwhelmed by this church service.

Unknown_30: Oh, look at him in his church service.

Unknown_29: He's all cleaned up.

Unknown_03: Here is Daniel, the prophet who was thrown to the lions by false prophets. But God saved Daniel so he could do his work.

1:20:22
Unknown_33: Yes, Daniel was brought to me

Unknown_03: to deliver us, to guide us from the wilderness to our destiny. Now Daniel will reveal the true power of the Lord.

Unknown_30: Amen, Brother Daniel.

Unknown_30: To praise the Lord, we're going to sacrifice a goat.

1:21:03
Unknown_11: Yes! Behold this miracle! Oh, thank you, Daniel.

Unknown_13: Believe!

Unknown_11: What? I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

Unknown_30: Yo, someone would definitely be livestreaming this shit on YouTube. Like, God Has Risen, Prophet Daniel, performs Miracles live, and then they would be livestreaming this in 1080p, 60 frames per second, in one of those megachurches in Texas. That music going, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.

1:21:42
Unknown_29: Doremi.

Unknown_13: Now we have a voice, a messenger.

1:23:09
Unknown_30: Uh, I'm so glad this cutscene went on for a full minute uninterrupted so I can play that.

Unknown_30: Wait, why am I hearing it again? Oh, it's, okay, autoplay. I was like, that's not actually the game soundtrack, is it?

Unknown_28: Hi.

Unknown_12: Oh, uh, hi.

Unknown_22: I saw you out in that parking lot earlier.

Unknown_22: Yep, that was me.

Unknown_12: I like to be here too. We can see the whole room. And it's where a reverend mother teaches us classes.

Unknown_22: Whoa.

Unknown_22: You okay? Need some water?

1:23:52
Unknown_12: No, sorry. I'm just kind of sick.

Unknown_22: Oh, that sucks.

Unknown_22: That's too bad.

Unknown_12: Hey, what happened to your eye?

Unknown_22: Well, that's a long story.

Unknown_12: That's okay.

Unknown_12: She's doing the coughing thing like Daniel.

Unknown_22: Do you think that he impregnated her with autism? My name is Sean. Good to meet you. By the way, can I ask you something?

1:24:24
Unknown_12: You are Daniel's brother? Really? He's always talking about you.

Unknown_22: Hey, not too loud.

Unknown_22: Yes, I'm Daniel's brother, but I need some help.

Unknown_12: The Reverend Mother says we always have to help our neighbor.

Unknown_12: What do you need? So... Can you take me to Daniel? Oh, yes. He's gonna be so happy when he sees you. He missed you so much for his birthday. It would be like a late surprise.

1:24:56
Unknown_30: Yes, I cannot wait to take you to your brother. Your brother talks so fondly of you, and he will be very glad to see you in this upcoming appointment, which I will arrange.

Unknown_03: Daniel, you're the living proof of their faith.

Unknown_03: And mine.

Unknown_03: I know you understand. I guess... I mean... Sean?

Unknown_30: What's up, Daniel? I killed a black guy to get here. We gotta go to Puerto Lobos. I got this thing set up. We're gonna use your telekinetic powers to slingshot crack cocaine over the border. I got this all laid out. Don't you worry. We'll live like kings.

1:25:28
Unknown_22: I'm sorry.

Unknown_22: Forget it. It wasn't your fault. You found salvation in God.

1:26:01
Unknown_30: I've got some confessions to make regarding my recent sins, including some sins in the cab of a truck getting here. And we're going to Porto Lobos, the slinging meth.

Unknown_08: It's different.

Unknown_08: I kind of like it. Sean, I didn't want to leave you there.

Unknown_08: Nothing I could do.

Unknown_08: I was so scared. Don't worry about it, dude.

Unknown_22: Calm the fuck down.

Unknown_08: It's okay.

Unknown_22: We're together now.

1:26:33
Unknown_08: Yes. So, are you gonna stay with us now? Huh?

Unknown_22: I... We still need to go to Puerto Rico.

Unknown_29: Why?

Unknown_08: But... We don't need to.

Unknown_03: Look, the religious people have lawyers...

Unknown_03: One step at a time. Literally, okay, new plan.

Unknown_30: Here's what we're going to do, right? We're going to go to Texas. We're going to go to one of those mega churches. We're going to set up a live stream, 180p, 60 frames per second. You're going to use your magic powers in the name of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, to perform miracles live on air for everyone to see. You're gonna get millions of dollars of donations from boomers, the most powerful people on the planet. And one of those boomers is gonna be a super mega lawyer who wears cowboy boots and an eight gallon hat and who doesn't wear a t-shirt that says, damn it Nick, we lost the case again. We will then take this lawyer and defend ourselves in federal court on the many, many charges that we're facing. And we will get a commuted sentence of six months and some parole. And that'll be it. So that's what we're going to do. We're not going to Porto Lobos. That's stupid. We're going to rip off boomers, Daniel.

1:27:48
Unknown_03: Give Sean a chance to process this. I'm sure this is all so overwhelming. By the way, my name is Elizabeth Fisher. We all prayed for your safe return. Sean, you must be a believer now in our Lord, too.

Unknown_28: Just say yes, you retard.

Unknown_03: Daniel told me you had faith. That's how you got here. But first, I need Sarah Lee and Daniel to grab the medicine kit. We have to take care of our new guest. This is a place of healing.

1:28:22
Unknown_08: Let's do it later. I want to talk to him now.

Unknown_03: Daniel, now.

Unknown_08: Okay, Reverend Mother. Let's go, Daniel. Whoa, whoa.

Unknown_20: Hold on.

Unknown_30: Dude, if this boomer... Okay, literally, people doubting my plan who are not trusting the plan. You have to trust the plan. That's rule number one. Always trust the plan.

Unknown_30: Trump would commute this guy's sentence. If the boomers thought, if the religious people, especially because a lot of Latino people in the U.S. are still Catholics and stuff, if the religious folk, including the Latinos, thought that this guy was a religious worker... Trump could easily just commute the sentence. He could like, I don't know what it's, what's it called when you, when the president forgives a crime, it's not an annulment. I think it's a commuting the sentence.

1:28:56
Unknown_30: Um,

Unknown_30: But yeah. Oh, he would pardon. He would pardon the sentence or the crime.

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_30: Yeah.

Unknown_03: My plan is great. This is a real blessing today. You were away from Daniel for quite a while. Oh my God. Thank you everyone. Pardon. Yes. I got the word.

1:29:32
Unknown_03: I wasn't judging you.

Unknown_03: So what is your plan, Sean? This is a blessed family, and it would be good for Daniel to have you by his side.

Unknown_30: You should know that the Lord has big plans for him.

Unknown_22: I'm leaving here with Daniel.

Unknown_03: Yes, yes, I know about this reckless journey.

1:30:09
Unknown_22: That's not a relevant double verse.

Unknown_03: it saddens me that you see things that way after everything i've done for him i know why you're scared i have killed police officers because your heart's full just like you i've heard about what you did get wrecked how you pushed your brother into felony this is a terrible sin and until you make penance for it

1:30:51
Unknown_03: i can't accept you here what just are you serious just say that i'm sorry ask okay here's what i would do here's how i would get get through this okay ask right now can jesus make penance with my sins and she would say yes and then you're clear you just gotta go you gotta roll with it you gotta learn how to this kid's he's not gonna do that but you just gotta roll with it your son

Unknown_20: And Daniel isn't going to be your golden cow. Daniel, come on. Why don't we ask him what he wants to do? Do not touch me.

Unknown_29: Oh, my God. Stop killing people.

Unknown_03: What did you do? I assaulted her in hatred. You spilled blood in the Lord's home. Sean, what happened?

Unknown_03: Your brother came in here impure and acting like a criminal. But he can be saved, Daniel.

1:31:47
Unknown_08: I'm sorry, Sean.

Unknown_08: She's right. I will pray for you.

Unknown_30: Correct.

Unknown_30: Saying you're gonna pray for someone is the most, like, backhanded thing you can say to someone in the South.

Unknown_03: I'll pray for you, boy. You're crazy! Let's get out of here, Daniel.

Unknown_30: Why would Daniel side with the woman?

Unknown_03: Cause cause cause Daniel, cause Sean made him cause Sean killed his father and hiked him down a road for like a hundred miles and made him live with a bunch of stinky, smelly, naked homeless people and work on a weed plantation and

1:32:32
Unknown_30: And the Jesus lady gave him a nice bowl haircut and some clean clothes and everything's fine now. So why would he want to go with Sean to a fucking third world hellhole? Ran by MS-13 so he could slingshot drugs across the border.

Unknown_20: Just say that you'll be fine with the Jesus. Say you can set up their camera equipment on your MacBook.

Unknown_24: Damn, dude. How did he fuck up this bad?

1:33:11
Unknown_30: Why is this guy such a retard? What are my options? Get up.

Unknown_30: Get that pipe out.

Unknown_24: We got some slinging to do.

Unknown_30: Damn.

Unknown_30: I hate beating up on a crippled retard, but you deserve it.

Unknown_24: Daniel!

Unknown_24: Daniel! You're pissing me off.

Unknown_24: This is private property. I have a legal right to stop any intruders.

1:33:45
Unknown_30: Any dangerous, violent, wanted criminals recently who have committed murder in cold blood to escape from the police.

Unknown_30: Do you know how quickly this would be deemed self-defense if this guy shot him? Like, even right now. Like, he could just open the gate and say that he was running at him, he was charging at him. after after getting thrown out and he would be discharged fine like with the cop would show up they wouldn't even arrest him they would just write it down automatically ruled at the scene to be self-defense this kid could get shot right here and the fact he's not is amazing yeah aim aim aim he was brought here this is where he's staying next time i will not hesitate to use this

1:34:36
Unknown_24: Get out of here.

Unknown_24: Damn, what a retard.

Unknown_20: Daniel, hey!

Unknown_20: Daniel?

Unknown_04: Sean? Karen?

Unknown_30: Who the fuck is that?

Unknown_04: You won't get him back like this.

Unknown_30: Who the fuck is that? Is that his mom? Let's go.

Unknown_30: Is that why she ran away? She joined this cult?

1:35:17
Unknown_30: I got my invitation to Hogwarts when I was 13. That's when I realized that I was a witch.

Unknown_30: They tried to pray it away, but it didn't work.

Unknown_30: That would be great if they like tied in Harry Potter for no reason. That would be something the French would do.

Unknown_30: Okay, I hate to cuck everyone right now, but I really have to pee, so give me a second. Here, I'll put on a song. I'll put on a song to tide us over.

1:35:50
Unknown_28: Alright, we're back. Thank you.

1:38:08
Unknown_09: Thank you.

1:39:15
Unknown_04: Sean, what happened to your eye?

Unknown_30: Wait, wait, hold up. My great return has... I gave an intro, I said hi, and I was saying what happened, but my thing got muted. How did you find me?

Unknown_04: Well... Um... I got a letter from Jacob.

Unknown_04: He said you were missing.

Unknown_04: And that Daniel needed help.

Unknown_04: I believed him.

Unknown_22: So you finally decided to check on him.

Unknown_04: you know sean sooner or later we're gonna have to talk this is like their introduction to each other they're just like being weird and awkward immediately you're gonna need to rest and clean that dressing

1:40:15
Unknown_30: Why don't I have a gamer piss bottle? I don't know. Oh, please don't tell me we're getting a shower scene with Sean.

Unknown_30: Just imagine, if I had tried to save Finn, this could be like a gay shower scene. Like Ram Ranch. Oh, he's like covered in bruises and shit.

Unknown_30: Is this really necessary? Getting my second kid in the shower. I mean, I'm sure it feels good because he's been out in the sun and shit. I better get some aloe vera on that. Those sunburns. You know, if you get one severe sunburn at any point in your life, your chance for skin cancer goes up like 50%.

1:40:48
Unknown_30: So he should definitely get some aloe vera on that.

Unknown_30: Even if it's not blistering or anything. You don't want to leave that untreated.

Unknown_29: Seriously, what is with this?

1:41:26
Unknown_30: I don't feel this close to the main character where I feel comfortable seeing him, like, completely naked. The only reason why they're not showing him completely naked is I think he's under 18.

Unknown_30: Otherwise, we'd be seeing some penis.

Unknown_13: Did you see one of Daniel's

Unknown_22: Be right back.

Unknown_30: Popped out for supplies. I'll grab some food in case you want to eat. New socks and short in the bathroom. All yours if they fit. Might be a good time to contact Jacob. His number is on the letter he sent. Be right back, Karen.

1:42:03
Unknown_22: Jeez. It only took Supermom eight years to give a shit.

Unknown_30: My name is Jacob and I work with your sons Sean and Daniel on a farm in California. There were some problems and Sean went missing. I'm with Daniel now.

Unknown_30: He gave me his PO box address in case you get this.

Unknown_30: I don't remember which one Jacob is. Finn's the gay one, right? Who's Jacob? Is Jacob like the little beta who is like super awkward?

1:42:36
Unknown_22: Huh. This isn't her tablet.

Unknown_22: Yay, technology. Whenever I open my tablet or my phone with a password, I might thank God for computers.

1:43:09
Unknown_30: Don't see anything interesting in this note. Forgiveness. Get rid of all bitterness, rage, and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you. Ephesians 4, 31-32. You hear that, Sean? Just repent in your crime of cold-blooded murder against an innocent... Mother doesn't look too humble.

Unknown_22: Nurse.

Unknown_30: Nurse.

Unknown_22: Looks like a roach motel. What are you talking about?

1:43:42
Unknown_29: I'm in the hotel.

Unknown_22: Nobody will find me there.

Unknown_29: Doesn't look that bad.

Unknown_28: Whatever.

Unknown_22: I really should finish reading this someday.

Unknown_30: Also, I don't think that this is a thing in Europe, but in the US every hotel room has a Bible in it. Every nightstand in a hotel in the US has a Bible in it. It's not like just most, it's like every hotel has a Bible in it. I don't think Europeans have them.

1:44:16
Unknown_30: Taking this. My dollar now.

Unknown_30: The achievement for finding that souvenir was all sinners.

Unknown_22: What am I looking for? Call Jacob, though. Karen was always into low-tech.

Unknown_22: I even think it's the one she had back then.

Unknown_30: Yo, it must be calling Jacob.

1:44:47
Unknown_30: She looks like a roach motel.

Unknown_22: I already did this.

Unknown_30: I can't use her phone. Okay, whatever. I have to use this phone to call.

Unknown_22: Jacob, it's me, Sean.

Unknown_15: Sean? No way. I've been waiting to hear from you for months.

Unknown_15: So you found my note in your sketchbook?

Unknown_22: Yeah. Where are you? You have to come here, Sean. I know. I'm not far. In a motel.

1:45:20
Unknown_15: Good.

Unknown_22: Listen, I can't talk right now.

Unknown_15: I gotta go.

Unknown_22: Wait. Daniel, how's he doing?

Unknown_15: on brandy highway there's a junction just above haven point there's a wild mice ranch billboard there i'll be there at four jacob wait i can't talk sean be there tomorrow not an ex-war assault pack countries those i mean poland is super catholic ukraine is super orthodox a lot of russia is orthodox i imagine they have bibles too damn he couldn't really talk

1:46:02
Unknown_28: Wait for Karen to come back.

Unknown_22: Draw the birdie. Draw the birdie. I like the birdie.

1:46:38
Unknown_22: A bunch of religious people, apparently, my dude.

Unknown_30: Nobody lives out in Novato, that's what you're asking.

Unknown_30: There's, like, like, native camps, but that's, uh... Those are, like, like, third world places.

Unknown_22: I guess that's an okay start.

1:47:14
Unknown_22: But I can keep going. Got a good picture of it.

Unknown_22: I'm ready to draw now. Okay, draw then. I'm honing down the thing.

Unknown_30: Trying to get those done as quickly as possible. This game is actively fighting me. Just draw the fucking thing. I shouldn't need to click six different things to do this.

Unknown_22: I can see myself stopping by this motel for a road trip.

Unknown_22: Taking a dip in the pool after a long ride.

Unknown_30: I've gotta have more? I don't even get to choose what I draw this time. That's pretty cool. Draw a feminine Venus? Oh my god. Fuck you too!

1:48:20
Unknown_30: Alright, riveting. I'm just waiting then.

Unknown_30: So how's everyone doing?

Unknown_30: Y'all having a... Y'all having a nice day?

Unknown_30: You having a good weekend so far?

1:48:51
Unknown_30: Oh, good. I'm glad you're having a good day, uh, nig3erman. Oh, you're not having a nice day. Well, that guy is, so... I'm pretty good. This game has actually elevated my mood for some reason. So, that's surprising.

Unknown_30: Oh, I have to look through her bag?

Unknown_22: I know I shouldn't peek, but got to know she learned the lesson.

1:49:26
Unknown_22: Get rekt.

Unknown_22: Karen did her own road trip to get here.

Unknown_22: Damn.

Unknown_30: Tracing closer every mile, my heart goes racing.

Unknown_22: Sorry, I remember knowing the feeling.

Unknown_30: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Unknown_30: I guess it's 2017. Young folks are still busy making babies. I guess nothing ever really changes. The birth rate is so low. That's not even profound. That's just wrong.

Unknown_30: Look, I have looked at everything. So Karen did check it out. I've looked at everything. It says, wait for Karen to come back. Oh, there's a bed for it. Okay. Wow, really awesome. Then I have to sit. I have to lay here. I can't just have her arrive eventually.

1:49:57
Unknown_22: If she comes back.

Unknown_04: Hey, sorry it took so long.

1:50:29
Unknown_04: Fucking store was packed.

Unknown_29: Nobody lives there! What kind of fucking lie is that? How can the store be packed when nobody lives? It's the middle of the desert.

Unknown_04: Nothing broken? All the boys don't fight fair? Yeah.

Unknown_22: I'm okay.

Unknown_04: Double cheese, no onion. Right?

Unknown_30: Say yes, thank you. That'll do. That'll do. Fuck you. Fuck this kid. I'll take my cheeseburger now. You have rendered a service to me, woman. Karen. Karen. I think I know what happened to Karen, by the way, looking at her. I'm pretty sure she figured out that she was a lesbian.

1:51:02
Unknown_04: Got you some gauze and antibacterial stuff for your eye. Ow. Fuck.

Unknown_04: Hey, don't wolf that down.

Unknown_04: He took, like, one bite and was gone. God, why is he such an asshole?

Unknown_30: This guy is, like, the most unlikable human being that has ever lived.

Unknown_22: Don't wolf it down. Yeah, mom. Yeah, mom.

1:51:33
Unknown_22: Where were you?

Unknown_30: Damn, this kid cannot deliver these lines.

Unknown_04: So let's talk, because we do have to get your brother out of a cult.

Unknown_22: I'm listening.

1:52:04
Unknown_04: How did you two survive alone on the road for that long?

Unknown_22: With Seth Rogen.

Unknown_22: We just got lucky.

Unknown_22: And got some help along the way. Total strangers. We even had our own little family.

Unknown_04: Good.

Unknown_04: How did you go to Beaver Creek?

Unknown_22: You know I don't have to answer your questions, right?

Unknown_30: You should have figured that out with the fucking police officer, not your mom.

Unknown_22: So tell me what you want from me, Sean.

Unknown_04: God, what an asshole.

Unknown_30: This kid's pissing me off now. His attitude for no fucking reason is pissing me off.

1:52:37
Unknown_04: You just got a free cheeseburger.

Unknown_30: Can you calm the fuck down?

Unknown_04: I just want you to know what I did. And why. If you care.

Unknown_04: So, ask me anything.

Unknown_22: Alright.

Unknown_22: Why did you bail on us?

Unknown_04: I wasn't meant to be a wife, or a mother.

Unknown_04: I thought I was supposed to.

Unknown_04: I tried to pretend for many years.

Unknown_04: But I was unhappy, and the urge to leave just became unbearable.

1:53:12
Unknown_04: I had no other choice.

Unknown_20: Are you serious? You chose this life. You fell in love. You made your own choices, right?

Unknown_04: Making your own choices doesn't mean you can never fool yourself, Sean.

Unknown_04: After I had Daniel, you were about eight, and Esteban's garage was getting busy. There was so much going on around me, yet somehow I just felt that my own life was just slipping away. I felt like an empty shell.

1:53:43
Unknown_04: Sean, it was the hardest decision I ever made.

Unknown_04: I knew I might never see you all again, but I took that responsibility.

Unknown_22: Did Dad know about all of this?

Unknown_04: I was honest with your father.

Unknown_30: Oh, she's a thought.

Unknown_04: I like my thing.

Unknown_30: She figured out that she was gay. Look at her.

Unknown_30: I like this one. This is an asshole one.

Unknown_22: Go for it. He was so much better than you. He wouldn't talk about what you did. Like, when I asked why you left, he just said you had to go live your own life.

1:54:16
Unknown_04: He was right about that.

Unknown_22: You're just so fucking selfish.

Unknown_22: So what exactly are you doing in Nevada? You live around here? No.

Unknown_04: I'm way out in Arizona. Sean, I told you. Your friend Jacob wrote my PO box. How did Jacob know where she lives? That's it.

Unknown_22: Arizona? Holy shit. It's just lizards and rocks.

1:54:53
Unknown_04: Yes, I found something there.

Unknown_04: New York didn't really do me good, so...

Unknown_22: Yeah, okay.

Unknown_04: Think I've heard enough. I didn't have a choice, Sean. Yeah, you did. We only have one life, and I didn't want mine to be spent in regrets.

Unknown_04: For years, I fooled myself, thinking I'd find satisfaction into what society expected me to be. But, Mom, we live in a society. That was my mistake. I hope someday you can understand that.

1:55:26
Unknown_04: But I never stopped caring about you.

Unknown_04: For what it's worth, I am sorry for hurting you and Daniel. And Esteban.

Unknown_30: This is a really shitty fucking... I'm not.

Unknown_22: We were a real family.

Unknown_22: Without you.

Unknown_04: Well, Esteban was meant to be a father. I knew he would take care of you the way you deserve.

1:55:58
Unknown_22: Except he's dead. We've got no one left.

Unknown_30: Oh, now you leave? Okay, whatever.

Unknown_30: Mom, I've killed better black men than you to get here. You can't stop me now.

Unknown_30: That bird is still just chilling there. Is it, like, glued to the fucking lamp or something? Is it crying out for help?

1:56:39
Unknown_30: she's definitely gay by the way like if you picked up on what she was saying about regrets and not wanting to be a mother and you know her general attire and how she looked in the fucking amethyst crystal she was gay let's just get it all out in the open see what happens mom I killed people so what did you do when you left where did you go

Unknown_04: I pursued some dreams. Like toss and muff. Learned the lessons.

Unknown_04: I guess all this time I tried to find out what really matters to me.

Unknown_22: Which doesn't involve a husband and two kids.

Unknown_04: It does to a lot of people. And I totally respect that.

Unknown_30: It involved gay pride parades.

Unknown_04: The gateway!

1:57:48
Unknown_30: Mom, I have something to tell you.

Unknown_28: I am also a gay.

Unknown_04: We have something in common.

Unknown_30: Maybe it is hereditary.

Unknown_04: But it all just looked like a sweet golden jail to me.

Unknown_04: I tried to escape that.

Unknown_22: You just sound immature.

Unknown_22: This kid is fucking up his line. You just sound immature.

Unknown_30: I do.

Unknown_04: But I think people should know who they are.

Unknown_30: Just say that you're gay. I get it now, French people.

1:58:25
Unknown_22: So, did you ever actually miss us? Or dad?

Unknown_30: The mother will be a homosexual.

Unknown_30: But because we are good writers, we will not just say that she is a homosexual. But we will hint at it with every word and her character design.

Unknown_04: That was like his superpower.

Unknown_04: But above all, I miss watching you grow up.

Unknown_04: See how you saw the world. I missed sharing these moments with you, Sean.

Unknown_22: Well, that's your loss.

1:59:00
Unknown_04: I don't expect you to believe me.

Unknown_04: But I mean it.

Unknown_22: I mean, I get you wanted to leave and stuff, okay? But why would you ghost us like that? I kind of want to hear what she has to say, by the way, because this is kind of absurd.

Unknown_30: I just... I thought if I vanished, you would all move on.

Unknown_30: How do you move on from losing your mother? What a retard. This is stupid. This is, like, really stupid.

1:59:36
Unknown_22: Good thing you didn't. We definitely needed to move on.

Unknown_04: Yeah, that was the idea.

Unknown_22: Whatever.

Unknown_22: You sound so... careless. It's like you can't even realize how much pain you've caused. I do care.

Unknown_30: To help you and your brother.

Unknown_04: If I didn't step up to help him now, I couldn't live with myself.

2:00:07
Unknown_30: You know, the French are painting a pretty poor depiction of gay women with this video game. The only homosexual woman, and she is a terrible mother. And an immature freak.

Unknown_30: Hey. Give me that cigarette.

Unknown_30: Mind if I bum a smoke?

Unknown_04: Sure. Still got a few left.

Unknown_30: He didn't take his pack of cigarettes from the car?

Unknown_30: She has more than a few left. That's like a full packet.

Unknown_04: Wow. I haven't seen that lighter in ages.

2:00:44
Unknown_04: Your dad loved that thing.

Unknown_22: I know.

Unknown_22: Only thing I have left of his.

Unknown_04: No, man. Esteban hated when I smoked.

Unknown_04: You didn't want me to die an early death. Fuck. Life can be so cynical sometimes.

Unknown_22: I remember he would smoke sometimes. Long ago.

2:01:16
Unknown_04: We didn't fight much.

Unknown_22: But when we did... He kicked my ass.

Unknown_04: I would go out on the porch and light up so I could calm down.

Unknown_04: Esteban would come over and ask for a drag.

Unknown_04: You had one cigarette with Lila before you killed your dad.

2:01:52
Unknown_04: And you can just sit together.

Unknown_30: Shut the hell up. Okay, this is ripping off of Pulp Fiction now. When Marcellus Wallace's wife is with that guy. I forgot his name. He's a really famous actor.

Unknown_30: And they're at the 50's diner. And she says something like, that's when you know someone's really special.

Unknown_30: When you can just sit there. Shut the fuck up. This movie thinks it's special. It thinks it's special by stealing from Pulp Fiction.

2:02:24
Unknown_30: John Travolta, by the way. That was his name. Thank you, chat.

Unknown_30: Is this going to end any time soon?

Unknown_22: We should go back inside. I gotta change this dressing.

Unknown_04: Okay. Let's go.

2:02:58
Unknown_30: Let's revolt to the Scientologist guy. The guy with long hair.

Unknown_30: You know, here's a fun fact about Pulp Fiction is that John Travolta goes to the bathroom a lot because he does cocaine and cocaine gives you constipation.

Unknown_30: And every time he goes to the bathroom, something bad happens. I don't know why that's one of the most memorable things that I remember about that movie is that every time John Travolta has to take a shit, something terrible happens.

2:03:41
Unknown_04: Sean, I know I can't change the past.

Unknown_04: Or what I did. But this is about helping your brother.

Unknown_04: You gotta trust me this one time.

Unknown_30: Heroin, not cocaine. Whatever. I know.

Unknown_22: It's still hard.

Unknown_22: But yes.

Unknown_22: We have to be a team to rescue Daniel.

Unknown_04: We can do it.

2:04:15
Unknown_22: I hope Daniel kills them.

Unknown_30: How?

Unknown_04: We need to get in touch with this Jacob. He obviously knows a lot more than us about the church.

Unknown_22: Well, I called him when you were out. We can meet with him tomorrow.

Unknown_04: Okay, good. I also got these, just in case.

Unknown_22: Okay. It would have been funny if it was like a gun.

Unknown_04: It was just like a bunch of guns and ammo. Do you need any help with that?

2:04:48
Unknown_22: No.

Unknown_22: I got this.

Unknown_04: So, you feel like telling me the story here?

Unknown_22: Not really.

Unknown_22: Gotcha.

Unknown_04: Here, try this on.

2:05:37
Unknown_16: How do I look?

Unknown_22: That's funny.

Unknown_22: I'm ready to get Daniel.

Unknown_10: Punish Sean.

Unknown_10: A man denied his port-a-lobos.

Unknown_30: A man denied his choco puffs.

2:06:26
Unknown_04: Sure he's gonna show up?

Unknown_22: He better. He promised.

Unknown_04: Well, if he doesn't find us, we'll find him.

Unknown_30: He lost his eye at the end of the last chapter when his brother had a tart out and he got glass in his eye.

Unknown_04: Makes me want to punch in the face each and every asshole that got in your way.

Unknown_22: Her lips did not sync up with that line at all. Good thing we got to meet amazing people too.

Unknown_04: Life on the road is all about that. The sweet encounters.

2:06:57
Unknown_22: Hope I can see them again someday.

Unknown_04: Oh, you will. So tell me about Daniel. What's he like?

Unknown_21: Well, he's definitely special.

Unknown_04: Hope so. He's your brother, right?

Unknown_04: Heads up.

Unknown_04: Is that him?

Unknown_16: Yep. Wait here.

2:07:30
Unknown_30: Yeah, I know it's boring. I'm waiting for the epic conclusion where they go to the church compound and Waco it. ATF shows up and starts setting it on fire. What happened?

Unknown_22: Jake, I'm not mad, but you better explain everything.

Unknown_15: I didn't know where else to go. Listen, I saw Daniel come back to the camp that night. Like, he was in shock or something.

Unknown_15: Then I heard all these sirens, and I got scared. I just packed a few things, I took a blanket from your tent, and we left together.

2:08:08
Unknown_30: Yeah, this is like the weird retard kid that no one...

Unknown_22: What about the others? Hannah, Cassidy, Penny. What happened to them?

2:08:41
Unknown_15: They ran over to Meryl's place when they found out Finn was gone. That was the last time I saw them.

Unknown_15: Then on our way out here, Daniel told me more about what happened that night.

Unknown_15: How scared he was.

Unknown_15: The blast. Daniel feels he's gotta redeem himself for what he did.

Unknown_22: I need to get to him. God damn it, Daniel. You only murdered three people in cold blood.

Unknown_30: You don't need to repent for your sins or anything.

Unknown_15: To be careful with the Reverend Mother.

2:09:16
Unknown_15: She's waited her whole life for somebody like Daniel. The Reverend knows how to manipulate people. She's good at this. We only saw Finn's mugshot, though.

Unknown_30: Those are their case file pictures from their prior arrest or whatever. Being drug pushers.

Unknown_22: yeah not afraid of that lisbeth of yours i'm getting daniel out of here i've killed so many people there's no way they're gonna let you take him away too bad we're not gonna ask for their permission you must be jacob i'm karen hi

2:09:56
Unknown_30: Okay. Okay, guys.

Unknown_28: I don't know if you want to do this.

Unknown_30: We're going to make a bet here. We're going to make a bet. Okay. Does the mom have psychic telekinetic powers? Press 1 for the mom does have psychic telekinetic powers that she's hiding. Press 2 if you don't think so. 14.

Unknown_30: I see a 14. I see some twos. A lot of people, the Discord is skeptic.

Unknown_30: The Discord is skeptic.

Unknown_30: I'm going to wait for the YouTube update. Smash or pass? No.

2:10:29
Unknown_30: YouTube is split, mostly leaning no. One for Mary Sue. She's down to Mary Sue because she's like a terrible person.

Unknown_30: okay i have a chat seems chat seems against the whole uh teleconnect mom thing but lisbeth will stay at the church with daniel for his special classes that'll give us time to sneak into the compound before we get to them i'll be on the lookout keep watch in case it all goes to shit sean stay on the walkie sounds like a plan one more thing

2:11:10
Unknown_15: I, uh, we have to get my sister too. Sarah Lee. Really, Jacob?

Unknown_19: Come on, man. Fuck your sister, man.

Unknown_30: Nobody cares, man.

Unknown_15: Please, listen. Oh, wait, is that little girl the creepy one that can't voice act? She's sick. They believe in everything Elizabeth says. And she says she'll cure Sarah with prayers.

Unknown_15: Whoever said this is a little girl that was getting like spiritual chemotherapy.

Unknown_04: We need his help too, Sean.

2:11:45
Unknown_15: Okay, Jake.

Unknown_15: I'm listening. Lisbeth knows what's wrong with Sarah Lee. We just, we need to find her medical record. I think it's in her home office. Then I'll go get Sarah Lee while you get Daniel. Okay?

Unknown_22: Fine. Sure. I'm gonna trust you on this, Jacob.

Unknown_22: They're not anti-factors. Like anti-medicine for cancer, I think.

Unknown_30: She has a cough.

Unknown_18: I mean, she has cancer.

Unknown_30: I know him.

2:12:35
Unknown_30: Oh yeah, you think the guy with the gun is going to kill the Jacob? There's no way that Sean's dying.

Unknown_30: Either Karen's going to die, or Jacob's going to die, or the mom also has hard powers and is going to kill some of the religious people.

Unknown_30: We're gonna see Sean in, like, a cardboard box, scouting up the church. I'm in place. I can see the whole camp. Let me know if you need anything.

2:13:12
Unknown_04: Be careful, Sean.

Unknown_15: Got it. Thanks.

Unknown_15: We gotta be careful now.

Unknown_15: If anything happens, let me do the talking, okay?

Unknown_22: Yeah, of course.

Unknown_22: Let's get this over with.

Unknown_15: Elizabeth's house is right behind the church, so in and out.

Unknown_22: Okay. Are you sure Elizabeth will have those files on your sister? Watch out, Sean. There are people right outside. Oh, shit.

2:13:44
Unknown_18: How many? Just three. A man with his kid on one side, and a woman alone on the other.

Unknown_15: Oh, time to go kick her ass. Thanks.

Unknown_15: People aren't supposed to come and go around the church once the service is over.

Unknown_15: Better to avoid them if we can.

Unknown_22: So... did you grow up out of here? What the fuck are you... Well, okay, I can't walk around the car and say hidden.

2:14:20
Unknown_30: This place feels so different when it's empty and silent.

Unknown_22: You know that woman can't see me walking past her peripheral just like that.

Unknown_30: Walk up on her, hit her with a pipe.

2:15:08
Unknown_15: Okay.

Unknown_15: There it is. It looks empty.

Unknown_15: Let's hope so. Luckily for us, we never close our door.

Unknown_15: Closed door is a closed heart, she says.

Unknown_28: That's stupid.

Unknown_22: Can't believe Daniel really lives in this depressing house.

Unknown_30: What?

Unknown_22: We did it.

Unknown_30: There's nothing wrong with it.

Unknown_22: Now we have a little bit more time. Why is this kid such an asshole?

Unknown_22: Nice work.

2:15:39
Unknown_22: So where are the files?

Unknown_15: Right there, in her office.

Unknown_15: Of course it's locked. Her open door speech is just another lie.

Unknown_15: We gotta find a way in. Fuck.

Unknown_15: Think there's a key somewhere? Maybe she's too cautious not to have a spare set around.

Unknown_30: Does she have a spare pipe that I can borrow? I can fix the... Whoa.

Unknown_30: The moat and the beans.

Unknown_30: Oh, antibiotics for yeast infection? She has a yeast infection?

2:16:10
Unknown_22: Whoa.

Unknown_22: Are you okay, Jake? Whoa.

Unknown_22: This place is worse than army. Are you okay, Jake?

Unknown_30: He has to clean up around the house. It's worse than army camp. It's just so full of men.

Unknown_22: Might be enough to open that door.

Unknown_30: Okay, I can break the lock with the fire extinguisher.

2:16:46
Unknown_22: Nothing here.

Unknown_30: Religious icon? It's a picture of Jesus. Why is it called a religious icon? Just say picture of Jesus.

Unknown_30: Is picture of Jesus too much of a... Is that like forcing your religious stuff on people? If they call it a religious icon? Like it's an item in a video game of some nondescript god? I swear.

Unknown_22: Even her bed looks stern.

2:17:23
Unknown_16: Shit. Jacob, thank you for telling me so much about Daniel.

Unknown_30: I'm on my way to Heaven Point. Please let Daniel know without getting him or you in trouble that his family has not forgotten him. I don't know where Sean is and I hope we can find him too. I hope the best for you. I'm here. Hey.

Unknown_22: I found your letter for Jacob.

Unknown_22: Too bad Lisbeth found it first.

2:17:57
Unknown_22: Damn that woman. Okay. What the? Daniel tired after using gift.

Unknown_30: Nothing gives him energy after. New diet. He acts on his own. Scripture won't impel him. More prayer. More study. Daniel pouty today after lessons. Spare the rod and spoil the child. Not yet. Must show grace. Trust in the Lord. I did cry today watching the miracles. The child must be a vessel. What will he deliver unto us and when?

2:18:30
Unknown_22: Whoa. They kicked her out of church?

Unknown_22: Now they're thirsty.

Unknown_30: Much text on that one. Fuck that.

Unknown_22: Don't see anything of interest.

Unknown_30: Well, she smokes. Don't you want to call her like a hypocrite?

Unknown_22: Is this Daniel's room?

Unknown_21: Yeah.

Unknown_22: Man.

2:19:01
Unknown_22: It's depressing.

Unknown_15: Well, Elizabeth doesn't believe in material possessions, so... Doesn't mean you need to decorate your house like a prison.

Unknown_30: Shit. Daniel, I know you may never read this, but I had to read to you after witnessing the Holy Spirit last week. I'm a sinner. I have not been a church-going woman for many years, but I had to stay from my neighbor about Elizabeth Fish and your miracles.

Unknown_22: Doesn't mean you need to decorate your house like a prison. Oh my god, shut up.

2:19:32
Unknown_30: I just wanna... Oh my... No! Get away from me!

Unknown_30: If I have to restart this, I am just gonna fucking kill myself. Thank you.

Unknown_22: Locked, of course.

Unknown_04: Sean, is everything alright in there?

Unknown_22: Yes.

Unknown_22: We're trying to get into her office.

Unknown_22: She's locked it up, so it has to be there.

2:20:08
Unknown_22: They're so cute.

Unknown_30: You better hide that. Don't want to let the religious woman know that he's lost into his heart.

Unknown_22: I guess Finn was a real friend to Daniel.

Unknown_30: Okay. Look, I've tried to be a clever boy and find a way not to do this like a retard, but... Petty'd like to have it back.

Unknown_30: Once he's out of this mess. I have clicked several buttons. I have explored a room. And I'm out of options. It's now time to have a game room moment. And unlock the door in the way that me hijo would approve of.

2:20:40
Unknown_15: Sean, hey, you think that's a good idea?

Unknown_30: no hell yeah praise the lord it's a miracle perfect whoa is this her personal archive or something yeah she keeps track of everything in here stuff about my sister must be in this one okay i've got something must be what you're looking for

2:21:36
Unknown_15: pneumonia and for what I get Elizabeth knows damn well she needs medical treatment that's criminal no it's not she's insane you can't refuse treatment on YouTube you can take a peek and see how she really treats her flock

Unknown_22: What's all this? Were you, like, sick?

Unknown_22: Conversion therapy?

Unknown_22: Did they... Wanted to cure you from... He's gay?

Unknown_13: Oh my god, is the religious icon of Mike Pence?

2:22:33
Unknown_22: Is that why you ran away?

Unknown_15: Yep.

Unknown_15: Took me five years to understand what was up.

Unknown_15: I was too scared.

Unknown_15: Confused.

Unknown_15: I really did believe I was a sinner. So I thought I had to atone for my sins. Jacob, can you tell me what anal sex will do for conservatism?

Unknown_30: What anal sex will do to get me to Porto Lobos?

Unknown_22: And how did that go?

Unknown_15: Not good. I just prayed all the time and stopped hanging out with boys, girls, everybody. I got depressed, paranoid.

2:23:15
Unknown_15: Damn, Jake. After a few years, I was in a really bad place.

Unknown_30: Jacob, I'm going to let you finish, but can you hang your head for a second?

Unknown_15: I'm going to go get my fire extinguisher and finish what Elizabeth started.

Unknown_30: We had a long chat. Don't worry, I'm professional.

Unknown_29: I've done this before with great success.

Unknown_15: It has a 100% cure rate.

Unknown_15: I don't really get her, Sean.

Unknown_15: But Elizabeth does believe in all this stuff.

2:23:49
Unknown_22: I had no clue about your life here.

Unknown_22: I'm... I'm sorry, Jake.

Unknown_15: I'm sorry I brought Daniel here. I was just so blown away when I saw what he could do. It was like a real miracle.

Unknown_15: I thought I'd found my faith again. Instead, I just hurt him.

Unknown_22: Then let's make things right.

Unknown_22: We just have to get Daniel out of here.

Unknown_15: I hope so. And I'll get my sister to a hospital. Have her treated.

2:24:22
Unknown_30: It's just pneumonia. She doesn't even have cancer or anything. I legit thought she would have cancer.

Unknown_15: I want my money back, though.

Unknown_30: Anything would be better than here.

Unknown_15: Right.

Unknown_15: I just hope they can still cure her.

Unknown_30: It's fucking antibiotics, dude. It's pneumonia. It takes two weeks. Do one run of antibiotics and it takes two weeks. This guy is dangerous, Sean.

2:25:00
Unknown_15: Trust me. I have a good plan to get him out of your way.

Unknown_04: He'll give you more time. Just give me the word.

Unknown_22: Yeah.

Unknown_22: See what you can do.

Unknown_30: Get back in the closet.

Unknown_30: Get back in the closet.

Unknown_15: I'm in the closet. Why can't you get in the closet?

2:25:46
Unknown_30: Kid, you're really shitty.

Unknown_30: Why is my thing just like floating in midair?

Unknown_00: What is this?

Unknown_30: This is ridiculous.

Unknown_30: What in tarnation?

Unknown_24: Hello? Is someone there?

Unknown_30: I sense high homosexual activity in this room.

2:26:19
Unknown_30: Lord Jesus, please direct my gun

Unknown_24: Attack him.

Unknown_24: What the fuck is going on?

Unknown_28: We can't see him.

2:26:55
Unknown_15: Sean, do you think... It's gotta be Karen.

Unknown_15: He's gone.

Unknown_15: Let's get out of here.

Unknown_15: Man, that was crazy. I really thought he was gonna catch us. Does she read anything else?

Unknown_04: Looks like my diversion worked out.

Unknown_22: Yeah.

Unknown_22: Nice job.

Unknown_22: She's running a typed ship here.

Unknown_22: Gotta give her credit for that.

Unknown_22: Seriously, how can she ignore that?

2:27:31
Unknown_30: Are we done? Is there anything else I have to do? Leave the house. Okay, let's get out of here. Getting out the closet. Hallelujah.

Unknown_30: Did you call it ATF? Are they having a Waco moment?

Unknown_30: What the fuck?

Unknown_29: They did, they called the ATF on him.

Unknown_30: The religious compound, they were trying to shoot at our officers and they accidentally set their building on fire. It was an accident, they did it, they did it themselves.

2:28:08
Unknown_18: Come in, Karen.

Unknown_18: See anything? No, you're all clear.

Unknown_18: Awesome.

Unknown_18: Talk later.

Unknown_30: Don't worry, I'll distract them by setting their church on fire.

2:28:44
Unknown_30: She doesn't even know if Daniel's in there or that little girl's in there. Locked, of course.

Unknown_30: I wonder why they're forcing me to go to the front of the building like this.

Unknown_04: So you know what you're going to do?

Unknown_30: No.

Unknown_30: But let's do it. Here, take this gun.

Unknown_30: You know how to kill someone?

Unknown_03: Oh, Lord.

2:29:18
Unknown_03: Let your power speak through this young vessel.

Unknown_03: I am your humble servant and will obey your every command. No, I guess she's not a psychic.

Unknown_22: Speak to me. It's Daniel. Speak. I told you, he's...

Unknown_22: Special.

Unknown_30: He's got superpowers. He's autistic.

Unknown_20: Ew, don't call him a cub. Deport the Lobos. We'll sling the rock.

Unknown_03: Listen up. So we and she's using you Daniel has made his choice Sean, but I'm offering you to do she gave you a bowl cut on me and You'll be family or Daniel So that's your final decision. May the Lord have mercy on your lost soul It's time for you to leave our sanctuary right murder her now murder her brother

2:30:04
Unknown_07: this is my home she's my family now daniel listen she's not your family sean who is she our mother for you oh praise the lord another miracle at our church wonderful it's all right daniel go see her

2:30:45
Unknown_03: I mean, she's right there. Don't be afraid. I... I don't know her. Of course, I know. This is hard for you, my son. Stop calling him that. You're just manipulating him, you sicko.

Unknown_03: That's in the eye of the beholder. But since you are his mother, let me ask you.

Unknown_03: How could you let your child wander alone in the wilderness?

Unknown_03: Where were you when Daniel was lost?

2:31:19
Unknown_03: Where? Listen, Daniel.

Unknown_26: I came here as soon as I found out you were here on your own.

Unknown_03: I'm not on my own.

Unknown_03: Children are a gift from the Lord. They are a reward from him.

Unknown_03: You were blessed with a divine gift, and you cast him out into the world.

Unknown_30: That's kind of beef, to be honest.

Unknown_03: Who the hell are you? You might have been his mother once, but when you abandoned him, you also gave up your rights. Isn't your God all about forgiveness?

2:31:54
Unknown_03: You have no idea forgiveness is not the same as being entitled to things that you give up to care about these two children Get right you left them and your husband to seek out your base. Don't worry Honey, she's trying to trick you Please you can't just walk back up into his life like this and expect him to trust you Daniel She's responsible for what happened to your father. You don't know anything. I

Unknown_26: It was an accident. That's what this world is about. Accidents, injustice, pain.

2:32:27
Unknown_30: Yeah, Daniel, come join my terrible world of accidents, injustice, pain, and Donald Trump.

Unknown_26: Don't trust this woman into a family and Jesus.

Unknown_30: Come join me and suffer.

Unknown_26: I hope we can talk about this together.

Unknown_04: That's what I've been trying to tell your brother, and I'm so glad he listened.

Unknown_04: You gotta trust us.

2:33:00
Unknown_03: She's using you for her selfish desires.

Unknown_03: Daniel, this time the choice is yours.

Unknown_03: Are you going to believe her or me? I... I... That's right.

Unknown_03: You can't tempt Daniel from this garden.

Unknown_30: A woo at him.

Unknown_03: He'll stay with us. A woo.

Unknown_30: A woo, Daniel.

Unknown_03: And we'll never leave him.

Unknown_30: Go to hell. Damn, dude.

2:33:34
Unknown_30: Kidnap him. Get ready.

Unknown_30: He's become more powerful than you can possibly, Emmanuel.

Unknown_02: Just say that they're trying to take the kid. You don't have to make it all religious and weird like that.

Unknown_30: Woooo. Force him to kill you. This is his final test. He must be willing to spill his own brother's blood in the name of the Lord.

2:34:12
Unknown_30: Oh, this is manipulative as hell. She's just got pneumonia.

Unknown_02: This is super manipulative. This makes Sean an asshole.

Unknown_20: A minister from another church even sent her a letter, warning her that she's taking too much risk, that Sarah needs to see doctors. But I don't want Sarah Lee to be hurt. Have faith in me, Daniel.

Unknown_03: I know what I'm doing. God is speaking to me and to you.

2:34:46
Unknown_20: She was kicked out of her previous church. Yeah. They knew she was crazy. Sean is super manipulative. And founded Haven Point.

Unknown_08: Why would they do that? Did she do something wrong? Liar.

Unknown_03: I left on my own because they were all blind. Don't believe his lies. Tactic.

Unknown_28: Tactic community. They do cyberbullying.

2:35:23
Unknown_20: I found a letter from Karen. Her mother.

Unknown_20: inside her house she hid it from you so you never know she's looking for you what you told me she didn't want to see me oh no see what you have done hey it was your fault back off dude the building's on fire you got to get out away from you you can't just stay here it's on fire

2:36:01
Unknown_20: It's time... It's time to make like Waco and blow this joint. Oh, I get it.

Unknown_30: All the times he got punched in the past and got up and got punched again. It's been building up to this moment where he can be like Jesus and get punched over and over again while Daniel watches.

Unknown_20: i should have never agreed to do that heist he's become such a high level of he can win by just getting punched in the face he left you just like that dude the building is on fire i wouldn't be leaving at this point as much as he wants i won't give up on you don't let them do that daniel

2:36:49
Unknown_30: We've been practicing this all game, buddy. We have a high tolerance to fists at this point. We've been taking smaller fists so we can take big fists later on.

Unknown_20: As us all game men do. Quiet!

Unknown_20: Shoot him. Pop him. Pop him in the face. Who's gonna die? Who's gonna die? Someone's dying. I'm gonna make a prediction. Daniel's gonna use the force powers to swing the gun and he's gonna shoot the religious lady or something.

2:37:23
Unknown_04: Don't give up.

Unknown_30: I'm waiting. I'm waiting. His other eye is all fucked up now. He can't see at all. Oh my god. This is getting good. What's gonna happen?

Unknown_20: What's gonna happen? Nothing is gonna stop me, Daniel. We're brothers. I know. Dad always said our blood link was the most important thing. You know it. Please.

2:38:01
Unknown_26: Stop. Leave him alone. Daniel, listen to him.

Unknown_30: Just one more, with one more fist.

Unknown_29: We can do this. I won't stop.

Unknown_20: No matter what she does.

Unknown_30: His resistance, his hashtag resistance level is too strong. I can be fascist all I want. I can't, I can't oppress him.

Unknown_30: My powers, my privilege powers, they're not good enough. I do too.

2:38:34
Unknown_33: Shit, shut him up.

Unknown_19: Now.

Unknown_30: Time to kill him.

Unknown_19: Guns are point-length weapon only. Bullets only travel six inches. Daniel, it's time. Kill that whammon. Aww. Oh, do I get to do it? I'll kill her.

2:39:09
Unknown_30: Give me the gun. Put me in the game, coach. I'm ready.

Unknown_08: I'm sorry.

Unknown_30: Dude, this building is on fire. It's really hot in there. It's going to be really, really hot in there. I've been in a house fire before. That shit's hot. It's time to get out. The most amazing thing about a house fire is when there's heat like that in a closed space, the wind is so heavy.

Unknown_30: Things would be swirling around. The blinds would be rattling. The glass would start breaking. The doors would start rattling against their locks and their hinges. It's a fury of kinetic energy.

2:39:40
Unknown_33: Kill her.

Unknown_30: Kill her. Time to shoot.

Unknown_30: Kill her. Break her neck. Come on. Do something amazing.

Unknown_33: Murder her. Add another body.

Unknown_30: This is what happens when you... This is your golden calf, lady. It's time to die. Damn.

2:40:17
Unknown_20: Dude, it's time to leave.

Unknown_20: It's time to get the fuck out.

Unknown_30: Okay, force push the door down. We're getting out.

Unknown_30: Excelente.

2:41:04
Unknown_30: I'll give you ten bucks if you stop speaking Spanish. Deal.

Unknown_30: Can I speak Aladdin?

Unknown_30: The ATF is going to show up at the compound and be like, oh fuck, not again. Oh, the white guy lived.

2:41:52
Unknown_30: This is what you get for your false idol worship.

Unknown_30: I'm a questioner to your answer.

Unknown_11: But someday you'll understand The meaning of my life But someday you'll understand The meaning of these words But someday you'll understand

2:42:48
Unknown_11: Sean, when we get to Puerto Lobos, what are we going to do?

Unknown_30: Meth, Daniel. We're going to do lots of meth.

Unknown_30: Yeah, this music is pretty shit. This is not a Josh music moment. This is my new meme that I hate. I've kind of shit all over the Awu thing with this game, but now the Josh music thing has risen up to take its fucking place and piss me off. Because this is not Josh music, okay?

2:43:29
Unknown_30: Pizza. Fuck you guys.

Unknown_30: Okay. You passed one of the vision tests. Okay, 60% did not, or 40% did not pass the pen test. You told Agent Flores that it was Finn's idea. Most people did that. You attacked Joey to escape the hospital. Only 3% did that. 58% escaped without hurting anyone. 34%. I was in the vast minority of that one.

2:44:07
Unknown_30: You didn't talk to Finn. It was about 50-50.

Unknown_30: People did that.

Unknown_30: You broke Daniel's toy while taking it back from Chad. He refused to sing and got beat up. Most people did that.

Unknown_30: You got into Anton's trunk to reach Havenport. Almost everyone did that. I don't know who the fuck would say no to that. You didn't give money to the church.

Unknown_30: You tried to let Karen open up to you. 93% did that. You smoked a cigarette with Karen. 60% did that. You refused Karen's help. Vast minority for that. I don't know why people would want this strange woman to help with the wound, but whatever.

2:44:40
Unknown_30: I got around the compound without getting caught.

Unknown_30: I didn't give money to Jacob. 50-50 on that.

Unknown_10: Managed to hide from Nicholas. Most people did that.

Unknown_30: You let Daniel unleash his power on Elizabeth while he was hurting her. 20% of the people did that. 70% spared Elizabeth's life.

Unknown_30: You shot Elizabeth while Daniel was hurting her. That would have been more fun. Maybe not. I like the forced power kill.

2:45:11
Unknown_30: You shot Elizabeth while Daniel wasn't hurting her. Okay. All right. That's the end of that.

Unknown_30: Thank you, my friends, for joining me on this horrendous piece of shit game.

Unknown_30: I'm done now.

Unknown_30: Is this like the epilogue?

Unknown_28: This is it?

Unknown_30: No.

Unknown_30: I want to escape. I'm done.

Unknown_30: That's the Trump wall. You have to watch next time, next Saturday, as we deal with the final boss of this game, Donald Trump's wall.

2:45:49
Unknown_30: I hope you will be there to join me.

Unknown_30: Thank you all for watching. And I have a real Josh song.

Unknown_30: to to play us out i think this is it yeah all right see you guys next friday

2:46:25
Unknown_14: They'll look high and they'll look low They'll look everywhere we go But when the sinners find us we won't hide

Unknown_14: They'll come loud and they'll come fast.

Unknown_01: But we shoot first and we can last.

Unknown_14: Keep your rifle by your side. Singing, oh Lord, this earth was made for us. Singing, oh Lord, this sinful life just ain't enough. So we'll take a stand, cause we must protect our land. Keep your rifle by your side.

2:47:06
Unknown_01: They'll come day and they'll come night They'll have our children in their sights But if they don't have faith their eyes are blind

Unknown_14: They can scream and they can shout But they can never smoke the sound Keep your rifle by your side Singing, oh Lord This earth was made for us Singing, oh Lord This sinful life just ain't enough When we hear the voice We know we have no other choice Keep your rifle by your side

2:47:46
Unknown_14: They'll have bombs and they'll have tanks They've got money in their banks But we won't fall as long as we can fight

Unknown_01: They'll go on and breach their gates But they won't get past the gate Keep your rifle by your side Singing, oh Lord This earth was made for us Singing, oh Lord This simple life just ain't enough When I see your face I know I must protect my place I'll keep my rifle by my side Singing, oh Lord, this earth was made for us Singing, oh Lord, this sinful life just ain't enough When I see your face, I know I must protect my place I'll keep my rifle by my side Keep my rifle by my side Keep your rifle by your side