Life is Strange 2 Episode 3 - Bad at Video Games 2020-01-11

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Unknown_00: people to fight for the demands that we want and to win socialism. Thank you so much.

Unknown_01: Quick point of privilege, quick point of personal privilege. Guys, first of all, James Jackson, Sacramento, he, him. I just want to say, can we please keep the chatter to a minimum? I'm one of the people who's very, very prone to sensory overload. There's a lot of whispering and chatter going on. It's making it very difficult for me to focus. Please, can we just, I know it's, we're all fresh and ready to go, but can we please just keep the chatter to a minimum? It's affecting my ability to focus. Thank you.

Unknown_00: Thank you, comrade. Okay, is there a speaker against name, chapter, pronoun?

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Unknown_23: Point of personal privilege.

Unknown_00: Yes.

Unknown_23: Please do not use gendered language to address everyone. I like how she's just stunned into silence by that outburst.

Unknown_03: Hello, my friends.

Unknown_03: I saw that 11 right before setting up everything, and I thought, I should share this. People would probably appreciate this, and I hope you did. Today, that's probably the highlight of the stream, by the way, because today we're playing Life is Strange, episode three, I want to say, which is just horrific because this is only the halfway point. There's like five episodes.

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Unknown_03: uh but supposedly supposedly the the worst is behind us and episodes three and beyond uh are are very funny i've been promised maybe perhaps misled but that is yet to be determined so we have to be optimistic that uh something horrifically preposterous is going to happen as we progress into into life is strange

Unknown_03: Oh, let me make sure that everything's fine. Everything looks fine. Chat looks legible.

Unknown_24: Okay. Let's boot up the game.

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Unknown_24: Boot up the game.

Unknown_24: Game, I want you to boot up now.

Unknown_24: It says it's running. This is built on the Unreal Engine. It has to load up a lot of stuff.

Unknown_24: Oh, I see it. Why isn't it working now?

Unknown_24: oh there it is there it is the day is saved giving me some some warnings about seizures if you have the point of personal privilege this episode has a bit of nudity oh is this oh don't tell me the the homeless woman gets naked oh no well it's artistic nudity right it's french people it doesn't count

0:02:48
Unknown_03: This entire game is a sea shirt. If the audio is bad let me know by the way. Because there has been issues with that in the past.

Unknown_03: I was looking for a way to replace the entire soundtrack of this game with the Yoda cock and ball torture ASMR.

Unknown_03: But I could not find a way to do that easily.

Unknown_03: Unwanted nudity.

Unknown_03: Is that sexual assault when someone flicks their naked body, the visage of their naked body onto me?

0:03:27
Unknown_13: Once upon a time, in a wild, wild world, there were two wolf brothers living in their home lair with their papa wolf. It's the same story as last time. They all lived happily together, but one day, hunters took their dad away.

Unknown_13: forever so now the brothers were alone and they had to find a new home that's when the big brother discovered that the little one was not an ordinary wolf he was a super wolf and then they worked together to learn how to use his power and to follow the rules for them

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Unknown_13: They discovered a secret hideout where they could train day and night.

Unknown_13: They were happy.

Unknown_13: But the little wolf got very sick, so they had to move on.

Unknown_13: On the way, a deadly predator attacked them.

Unknown_13: But the little one destroyed it using his power.

Unknown_13: They decided to journey to the home of their nearby ancestors to seek help.

Unknown_03: Are the grandpa and grandma wolves going to be, like, in a house? Finally. No. The tired and hungry brothers made it to the home of their ancestors.

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Unknown_13: The old wolves invited them to stay. They even took care of them.

Unknown_02: Then the hunters came. They were happy to have a safe, warm place to rest.

Unknown_13: They're the hunters.

Unknown_13: The little wolf even made friends with a raccoon. Together, they went on awesome adventures.

Unknown_13: Unfortunately, hunters were hot on their trail and found them.

0:05:22
Unknown_13: But the tiny raccoon helped the brothers escape and almost got hurt.

Unknown_13: The brothers had nowhere to stay again, so they decided to keep going south.

Unknown_13: to the distant homeland of their papa wolf.

Unknown_03: Wow, that's a great recap. That was very thorough. That was literally everything that happened. Thank you, game. You learn brevity when it was least needed of you.

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Unknown_24: Ice kept coming.

Unknown_24: What the fuck?

Unknown_03: crush here comes the copyright strike oh yeah that was part of my personal uh jealous motivation to find a way to replace the audio because i think i get copyright struck i think there's a way to stop it from like from playing licensed music

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Unknown_12: Are you here with me?

Unknown_23: Just looking out on the day Can I skip this?

Unknown_03: No, okay. Just to make it obvious for everyone, my input this time does not matter. There's literally nothing I can do. So listen as you see Cause you are my medicine When you're close to me

Unknown_03: This is his old, the old house where the dad was. This would be like a dream or something. Or a flashback.

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Unknown_10: What is this kid such an asshole for?

0:08:00
Unknown_03: Yeah, we're back in Seattle.

Unknown_00: Three months before the incident.

Unknown_03: What am I doing? Why?

Unknown_13: This kid has serious temperamental issues regarding his brother.

Unknown_03: He was an asshole to him. The whole reason why the dad is dead is because he was an asshole to the kid.

0:08:51
Unknown_10: Whoa, hold on.

Unknown_05: Let go. Stop it.

Unknown_10: Dude, I told you to stay out of my room.

Unknown_03: You're going over the wall, kid.

Unknown_10: I'm not fucking around anymore.

Unknown_03: Damn.

Unknown_10: Got it?

Unknown_10: Are you listening now?

Unknown_10: Thou shall not enter thy brother's room. What the fuck? What the fuck?

Unknown_10: Nice job.

Unknown_05: You started it, butthole!

0:09:22
Unknown_11: What is this crap? Are you fighting again? You proud of yourself? Stop it! Enough! Getting tired of this. Sean, what happened? Now!

Unknown_11: Dad, I told him not to come into my room.

Unknown_10: He never listens. He hit me and broke the trophy. He's lying.

Unknown_11: He always does that when he gets busted. Little shit. Enough! That deals me well. Travel hall? All week!

0:10:10
Unknown_26: Come home to fighting?

Unknown_03: He's way too old to be acting like this.

Unknown_26: Please?

Unknown_11: Listen, Sean.

0:10:40
Unknown_11: I can't do this on my own. I... I can't.

Unknown_11: I need you to help me.

Unknown_11: I know you don't want to babysit Daniel. You grow up. You need space. More freedom.

Unknown_11: I get it. But we're a trio now, and you gotta take some responsibility.

Unknown_04: Why not just lock your bedroom door?

Unknown_11: That little shit is just a kid. You're almost an adult.

Unknown_10: No, none of this matters. No, there's no way we can skip this.

0:11:13
Unknown_03: This is the game. This is the entire game.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_03: If you're sitting here, you're watching this episode for the first time. You've not seen any of the other stuff with Life is Strange that I've done. This is the entire game. You cannot skip this.

0:11:45
Unknown_11: I'm late for work.

Unknown_03: You just make fun of it in chat. And I try to say something funny every so often. That's the game. That's the gambit.

Unknown_11: I know you love to hear this.

Unknown_11: But I'm proud of you. Both of you.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_13: Get back to work.

0:12:18
Unknown_03: Did he just tell his dad to get back to work?

Unknown_03: What the fuck?

Unknown_03: This dialogue is not good. Wow, you think? Be nice and don't break anything. Hello.

Unknown_03: What am I supposed to do? Make peace with Daniel. Bring him the peace pipe.

Unknown_03: Asseh.

0:12:51
Unknown_03: Asseh.

Unknown_13: Can I come in?

Unknown_13: It's the big, bad, brother. No!

Unknown_03: Get ready to fire. I said no!

Unknown_03: Now you're trespassing in his room. Whatever. I'm not listening. You don't make peace this way. La la la.

Unknown_03: I don't hear anything. I want to fix something with my screen so I can see some more stuff. I got a very professional setup here. I got like a dual situation thing. Oh, jeez. Oh, I fucked it all up. Now I can't see anything. I tried to see a little bit more and said I can see nothing at all.

0:13:24
Unknown_03: Oh, fuck. Oh, no. This is a catastrophe.

Unknown_03: This is so far the hardest thing I've done. Okay.

Unknown_24: Okay.

Unknown_03: Now I can resume. We can get back to the hard work here.

Unknown_13: Oh. You kept this guy.

0:13:57
Unknown_13: We got him from that creepy circus, remember?

Unknown_13: You wanted him so bad.

Unknown_13: Got him for you shitting at that freaking target.

Unknown_05: Yeah, right. Dad, aim the gun. So what?

Unknown_13: You still won. Because of me.

Unknown_05: Leave me alone!

Unknown_13: Whoa.

Unknown_03: What's the burr?

Unknown_13: Don't know who Drew is, but it's totally rad. Hey, Daniel. Why are you pouting? Okay, let's not press the capabilities of this young voice actor. Because he might think about this in a couple years and be depressed.

0:14:29
Unknown_03: Come on, man.

Unknown_13: I'm running out of punchlines here.

Unknown_05: Why are you still here?

Unknown_03: Yeah, it was a flashback. The younger brother kind of hinted at it early on. The whole reason why he went outside to begin with and got in trouble with that bully was because Sean was being an asshole. That's really what this one must be about.

0:15:07
Unknown_13: That's cool.

Unknown_13: Did you make it? Be careful. Whoa. It's fragile. No problem.

Unknown_03: Fragile.

Unknown_13: Suddenly, you're Mr. Careful.

Unknown_13: Okay if I sit down?

Unknown_13: Just say you're sorry.

Unknown_13: So, when did you get this?

Unknown_05: Last month.

Unknown_05: Dad said I should learn to do stuff by myself, since you're not around as much.

0:15:46
Unknown_13: Hey, come on.

Unknown_13: It's not like I'm leaving home.

Unknown_05: You might as well. I never see you.

Unknown_05: We don't even play games anymore. We don't do anything.

Unknown_13: Daniel, I just...

Unknown_13: I want to hang out with my friends sometimes. You're going to be doing the same thing in a couple of years.

Unknown_05: Hi. I don't want to grow up. It's boring. I want to be a Toys R Us kid.

0:16:22
Unknown_05: Here.

Unknown_05: Sorry I took it.

Unknown_13: That's what you wanted? That stupid watch?

Unknown_05: You said you'd get me one at the thrift store last week, but you forgot like before.

Unknown_13: Well, you better keep this watch then.

Unknown_05: Wow. Thanks, Sean.

Unknown_05: This is so cool.

Unknown_03: Product makes everything better.

Unknown_05: I'll keep it forever and ever.

Unknown_03: Oh no.

0:16:53
Unknown_03: I can't wait to see how this is gaily reintegrated into a story. He's going to have to be able to tell the time somehow and he's going to look at his watch and it's going to be the same watch. You're going to be listening to some hipster music and it's going to be really emotional.

Unknown_03: Consume!

Unknown_03: Oh my god, there it is. The watch that we've established the background to. The story of

0:17:52
Unknown_03: Are they going to lose? Oh no, please don't tell me they're going to abduct another dog. Why is that dog licking his sock?

Unknown_03: I think so far both dogs in this game that they're going to take are like pit bulls.

Unknown_03: Because you know, pit mamas. My pitties. My poor pity. He never hurt no one. He's a good boy. It's the owner. It's how you raise him.

Unknown_03: Slop, slop, slop, slop.

0:18:24
Unknown_03: The dog has a foot fetish.

Unknown_03: Go make yourself a coffee.

Unknown_08: Hey, bedhead. Had a good sleep? Oh.

0:18:56
Unknown_08: Hi, uh. Yeah, I did. Thanks.

Unknown_03: Wait, is that a woman?

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_03: What the fuck's even the point of that? I better hit the shower before they use all the water.

Unknown_08: Right.

Unknown_03: He doesn't love her, does he?

Unknown_03: She was like the worst character of the game so far.

Unknown_03: I did everything possible to make it so that he doesn't talk to her.

Unknown_03: Oh, my God.

0:19:29
Unknown_04: They're at like a homeless shelter.

Unknown_33: Creeps me out.

Unknown_31: What? You hear that?

Unknown_31: I heard nothing, Penny.

Unknown_33: Maybe it was the coffee brewing. Never mind.

Unknown_33: You can't hear only me.

Unknown_31: I don't understand.

Unknown_31: why how you miss all those insects what's her accent the swarm is coming wait do you mean cops

0:20:10
Unknown_13: Like, coming to bust us?

Unknown_33: Sean, them motherfuckers is gonna shut down all the farms. Make room for Big Pharma. You'll see. No way Big Boss can pay them off.

Unknown_31: It ain't gonna happen. That would be shit for me and Anders to lose the job. Why is this random European woman here?

Unknown_13: So, then, where's your next pit stop?

Unknown_31: Wait, they're growing weed in like a commune?

0:21:03
Unknown_03: Oh my god, all these options make me feel all oogly.

Unknown_03: Um... It's legal in Washington.

Unknown_13: And it's worked out okay.

Unknown_13: It's gonna be legal everywhere. Soon, anyway.

Unknown_33: Legal but controlled?

Unknown_33: By who? The bitches who made it against the law.

Unknown_13: Yay, freedom! I don't know. Things have to change.

Unknown_03: If I can't smoke weed, I don't even have freedom.

Unknown_13: Did anybody see Daniel? I haven't seen him this morning.

0:21:36
Unknown_31: I saw him walking with Finn. They were headed to the lake.

Unknown_03: She lost her accent for that first one.

Unknown_13: I better see what he's up to.

Unknown_33: Tell him no swimming. That lake is toxic, man. Nasty.

Unknown_03: Is he gonna get, like, more mutant powers?

Unknown_33: I keep thinking you're dead.

Unknown_03: Where's she from?

Unknown_33: Because we...

Unknown_31: Where from again?

Unknown_31: Sweden, Malmö.

Unknown_03: Oh my fuck, let's get out of here. We're going, finding the river. I think you forgot something, son. Fuck this.

0:22:08
Unknown_13: Funny how I like being out in the forest now. Oh, I want coffee.

Unknown_03: I actually feel free.

Unknown_31: Oh. Yeah. Sorry. Been working for three years.

Unknown_13: Yeah.

Unknown_33: Not your coffee, boy. We share. Always.

Unknown_31: Yeah. Been working for three years.

Unknown_03: We share or else. Motherfucker. I got an AK-47. I'll line you up. I'll line you up against Trump's wall, boy. Better check on Daniel. What? This is like the obvious path to take to check on Daniel. I wish we came sooner.

0:22:40
Unknown_31: I feel like we will never see everything now.

Unknown_31: You did. Gotta ride with us, right?

Unknown_03: I'm gonna jump by like a naked homeless woman walking down this path. I'm waiting for it.

Unknown_03: Isn't this beautiful? They're in the woods with nature.

0:23:14
Unknown_17: Holy shit! That was dope! What's up, guys?

Unknown_03: Huh, I wonder why that happened. Him throwing a knife and establishing he can do that.

Unknown_19: Hey, we didn't want to wake your sleepy ass up. Yeah, thank you for that. You okay, Daniel? Seriously, I've never seen anyone throw like that. Wow.

Unknown_13: Then trained you well. Six. Bowl-sized dude.

Unknown_05: Yeah. I got better.

0:23:47
Unknown_05: Lucky.

Unknown_13: You can't throw a baseball without hitting me in the nuts. How did you learn to aim so good?

Unknown_05: Not true. Why would you ask that? Liar. You're the one who sucks at baseball. Yeah.

Unknown_03: Sucks? This kid has like a speech impediment. Why would they make him a voice actor? This is so mean.

Unknown_19: What's up with you two? I should have let you know. But I'm watching him like a hawk.

Unknown_19: Seriously. Much respect. He's like my own blood.

Unknown_19: And not that I'm as hot or cool as his big bro.

Unknown_19: What? Yo, Sean. Idea.

0:24:17
Unknown_19: I want to see if Daniel inherited the family blade skills from you.

Unknown_19: How about a little demo?

Unknown_05: It was my turn.

Unknown_19: Come on. Let's give the man a chance. Okay. Yeah. I'll take a shot.

Unknown_03: Time for some first person shooter gamer action.

Unknown_03: What?

0:24:54
Unknown_21: Blam!

Unknown_21: Right between the fucking eyes!

Unknown_21: Damn!

Unknown_21: That's racist. Alright gamers, I'm going for the twofer.

Unknown_22: What? Oh, fuck that!

0:25:29
Unknown_19: Sorry, Sean. You're not an idiot. But you're still cool. Just ask your brother for help next time. Yeah. What would I do without him?

Unknown_05: Why is he getting mad for? It's not my fault if he can't throw.

Unknown_19: After that workout, I need some more fucking java.

Unknown_05: Wait!

Unknown_19: Don't go yet! Uh... It's all good, Daniel. We can practice later. Yeah, if it's cool with big brother.

Unknown_19: Love you, man.

0:26:00
Unknown_05: What now?

Unknown_13: Daniel, I can't believe you cheated.

Unknown_05: What? What do you mean?

Unknown_13: Come on. Why is he so mad? Don't play dumb. You're showing off in front of Finn. Who gives a shit? His father's dead. You don't know that.

Unknown_13: That's so funny that he's mad about that.

Unknown_02: There's no rea- Oh, get fucked.

Unknown_05: I've been grinding Minecraft.

Unknown_02: I'm more autistic than ever.

0:26:51
Unknown_03: These hippies have been feeding me nothing but soy for weeks.

Unknown_13: Yeah, but we stopped training since we got here.

Unknown_05: You'd rather hang out with your new friends.

Unknown_13: Well, because we need to fit in if we want to keep that job. Okay, but you're right.

Unknown_13: Let's, um, do some training later today.

Unknown_13: Cool?

Unknown_05: Yeah. Let's go by the lake again.

0:27:24
Unknown_05: But, Sean, how long are we gonna stay here? It's been like a month.

Unknown_13: I know, but we need more money to get to Puerto Los, remember?

Unknown_05: It's gonna take forever. You should try and find mom.

Unknown_03: We've been working on this farm for less than minimum wage in Trump's America for months and we don't have any money.

Unknown_13: We already had this conversation.

Unknown_13: Sorry, Daniel. We can't. We don't even know where Karen really is. And we can't risk getting caught while looking for her.

0:27:56
Unknown_13: She's

Unknown_13: One of the reasons we're out here.

Unknown_13: That's why we're going down to Mexico.

Unknown_05: Mexico?

Unknown_05: I'm the one with the power.

Unknown_13: I hear you. It's not fair. But you're my brother.

0:28:29
Unknown_03: Karen is one of the thoughts from the first episode, I think.

Unknown_13: I have to take care of you.

Unknown_03: She's the Asian girl with ambiguous ethnicity.

Unknown_05: Treats me like an adult he understands Oh Big Joe What I would like you what would this come from no he doesn't have his watch on I

0:29:06
Unknown_03: I don't care. It's just a shitty plastic watch. It literally doesn't matter.

Unknown_13: You can use your force powers to pick vegetables and fruit better, but... Oh, Karen is their mom.

Unknown_03: Okay, my bad, my bad.

Unknown_05: Okay, okay. Wish we could...

Unknown_05: Send Chris a present.

Unknown_05: Or something.

Unknown_03: Maybe just check on him.

0:29:39
Unknown_13: We will, Daniel. When we're safe and far away. You better not be walking around naked in front of the kid.

Unknown_05: I had fun playing hide-and-seek last night. Especially in the dark.

Unknown_13: You weren't scared at all? Come on.

Unknown_05: Not with Finn. We had the best hiding spot.

0:30:16
Unknown_03: The booty of American nature.

Unknown_03: Ah, my illegal pickup truck. They take me to my farming job. Am I going to have to literally pick vegetables as part of the game? I can't wait for this.

Unknown_03: Is the chick from Sweden with the black guy with the frosted tips?

Unknown_03: Mm-mm.

Unknown_03: That's racist game.

0:30:49
Unknown_03: She does, like, the worst... She has, like, the worst fake country accent for no reason. I have no idea why they would do this.

Unknown_32: This isn't a fucking school bus. We're late.

Unknown_03: They all look smelly, dude. They're all bathing in the river and shit.

Unknown_03: Probably downstream from where they go to the bathroom in the river.

0:31:46
Unknown_20: So at this point I'm like, whatever dude, just give me more booze.

Unknown_15: You know? Yeah.

Unknown_09: You're not listening to anything I say. No, shut up.

Unknown_17: Please stop talking.

Unknown_09: Your accent is atrocious. Shut up. Two bees in a pod, these ones.

Unknown_20: I'll show you the battlefield.

Unknown_09: There's no highlights, man. Cool.

Unknown_13: Nah. Just keeping an eye out, you know?

Unknown_09: Yeah. Big brother watching.

0:32:25
Unknown_05: That's cute. So, how do you feel? Who knew this little tree market snowflake would end up here?

Unknown_30: Whoa.

Unknown_13: Oh no, she's carrying several STDs. She's warning him. How about shut the fuck up back there? I can't hear my music.

0:33:01
Unknown_03: The white man. Agro.

Unknown_03: All this soulful chatter between the POCs is disturbing him. He can't pretend to be in white America anymore.

Unknown_09: Oh no. Here it comes.

Unknown_18: He's aging 420. And he has a license to cook. Wow.

Unknown_33: Um, what's that? Told you a thousand times. Big Joe is a cuckoo.

Unknown_33: They come from a factory in Silicon Valley.

0:33:34
Unknown_09: Maybe he's just the factory reject.

Unknown_13: He's just a goon, guys. Bet he worked for some gang. Must have done something bad to end up here. Duh.

Unknown_13: Boring.

Unknown_08: Yeah, boring.

Unknown_08: You're all in love with Big Joe. You can't stop talking about him. I swear. But his ass is too big.

Unknown_03: What?

Unknown_08: Right on.

Unknown_32: Come on.

Unknown_03: Why is the little boy talking about an example?

Unknown_32: Hey, watch down back there.

0:34:08
Unknown_32: Enjoy the scenery for a change, for fuck's sake.

Unknown_03: Them being on the back of the wagon like that reminds me of the intro for Skyrim.

Unknown_03: And it's even got Swedish people talking in Swedish.

0:34:41
Unknown_31: My internet is shit? Take a look at it.

Unknown_03: Might be Steam downloading something or something. No, because I'm playing the game. It shouldn't be downloading nothing.

Unknown_24: No, everything should be fine.

Unknown_03: Let me know if it hiccups anymore.

Unknown_24: No, all this game needs to be interesting is a execution scene where the little kid gets his head cut off.

0:35:33
Unknown_03: Me papa is smiling at me. White man, can you say the same? I guess intervene.

Unknown_03: I was distracted by thoughts of a better game.

Unknown_32: That's not cool. Are you really shit-talking me, Cheech?

Unknown_09: Damn. Forget it, Sean. Seriously.

Unknown_09: We're late.

Unknown_09: Hey. You're gonna get us kicked out of here.

Unknown_13: Well, I just wanted to. I was hoping for something interesting to happen from intervention.

0:36:05
Unknown_03: I can take care of myself, Sean. I don't need any man sticking up for me, Sean.

Unknown_03: Dude, look at all that weed.

Unknown_03: i have a point of personal privilege these working conditions are unfair we need organic fair trade weed for our people oh thanks for coming i'm not your way right no no we're sorry we we just you don't get paid to be late next time you won't be blame your driver they're all there to listen up i need two teams today finn penny

0:37:05
Unknown_29: Anders, and what's your name will clean up the mess from the storm. The rest of you get to sit and trim.

Unknown_33: Like I want to go pick up a bunch of shit all over the camp.

Unknown_05: Hey, you want to trade places?

Unknown_13: Shut up, Daniel.

Unknown_33: You got a deal, kid.

Unknown_05: Yeah! I get to go outside.

Unknown_29: Hey!

Unknown_03: No smiling or merriment in my work camp.

Unknown_29: You guys still don't get it.

Unknown_29: This is work, not a goddamn summer camp.

Unknown_03: No people on the planet are this mean.

0:37:41
Unknown_29: There are dozens of hippies like yourselves begging for work at the next town.

Unknown_29: Kid, your dad should teach you to shut your mouth.

Unknown_03: My dad's dead, sir.

Unknown_29: You better watch your guys. Of course, boss. No problem.

Unknown_29: Okay, so move it.

Unknown_32: Yeah, you heard the man.

Unknown_32: Stop fucking around and get in your teams, all right?

Unknown_29: Hold up.

Unknown_03: That guy's line about how there's dozens of hippies looking for work in the next town over sounds like a line Cartman would say in South Park. Like if he was running some kind of slave camp where all the workforce was hippies not getting paid. And he's like, I can kick you out, hippie. There's dozens of hippies in the next town over. It sounds like a joke line, not something that should be delivered seriously.

0:38:20
Unknown_29: Remember, I'm only letting you and your brother work here because Finn put in a good word.

Unknown_29: I know. We really appreciate it.

Unknown_02: They're not doing anything wrong.

Unknown_29: They just got there. Just watch out. Next time your brother fucks up, you're both gone ASAP.

Unknown_29: Look, I'm not trying to bust your balls, but this is a pot farm and he's a fucking kid.

0:39:03
Unknown_03: That's an OSHA violation. You hear me?

Unknown_13: Got it. I'll keep him out of the way.

Unknown_29: You better. This business has enough shit already.

Unknown_29: Right.

Unknown_13: I'm gonna go check on him, then. How old is he, anyway? Oh, uh, nine. He's nine years old. Jeez, tough age.

Unknown_29: Gotta keep a close eye on him.

0:39:39
Unknown_29: Yeah, not an easy thing to do out here. I know. Ain't no place for children.

Unknown_29: That's why I keep mine in New York.

Unknown_29: Isn't that hard? Of course it is. But it won't be forever.

Unknown_29: Okay, I'm not your buddy. Get the fuck out of here. You got a lot of work to do today.

Unknown_13: All right.

Unknown_29: Thank you.

Unknown_03: And you're so bad at raising your little brother that a black man can give you fatherly advice. I thought you said something else at first, which is why I read that. I thought you said, like, a black guy farming wheat to give you better advice, but no, you're just being a racist.

0:40:14
Unknown_29: Now for the fun part. I need this all done by tonight. No excuses. So, get on it!

Unknown_29: Alright, we good?

Unknown_32: Eh, Finn is playing boss with his crew. I told him they'd all work late if they didn't finish on time.

Unknown_29: I hope so. Okay, I gotta make some calls.

Unknown_32: Well, what are you waiting for? You know the drill. Oh no, her spine hurts.

0:40:49
Unknown_03: Her neck hurts. Dude, you're such ass.

Unknown_05: I feel like I'm in prison.

Unknown_13: Shut up. Shh.

Unknown_13: Almost kicked us out because you're a big mouth What part of Lilo don't you get shit that fucking I bet you wish I wasn't here. Oh stop. You know exactly what I meant.

Unknown_09: I Feel you Daniel Sometimes I get stir-crazy in here, too

0:41:25
Unknown_32: Look, I know you guys are having the time of your life here, but I'm not. So shut your mouth, and give me some quiet, for fuck's sake. Okay? Dude, get some fucking Apple earbuds or some shit.

Unknown_03: Come the fuck down. None of your damn business.

Unknown_32: But I'd be long gone if I had the chance. Trust me.

Unknown_13: Alright, man.

Unknown_13: Just pick a bud, and get to it.

Unknown_03: Can't leave yous A and D at the perfect timing.

Unknown_25: Shit.

Unknown_25: How'd you fucking... He cut himself.

0:42:09
Unknown_03: I love quick time advance. Snip that weed. That's one bud.

Unknown_03: I'm dusting the sweat off my forehead. I do another one for Trump's America.

Unknown_05: Man.

Unknown_05: Look at all these butts.

Unknown_08: Oh, this is nothing. Last spring, we were trimming about two or three pounds a day. Whoa.

Unknown_08: That's a lot.

Unknown_03: Had to work overnight all the time.

Unknown_08: Fifteen hours straight.

Unknown_03: Oh, no. It's getting faster.

0:42:41
Unknown_08: Man.

Unknown_13: I'm on fire.

Unknown_03: Trump's America is closing in on me. I gotta step faster.

Unknown_09: We are lucky. Right. And then your arms fall off. Fuck all that.

Unknown_03: Wait.

Unknown_03: Wait.

Unknown_03: I don't know, I fucked it up. I have to start all over again. I stepped my finger again.

Unknown_13: I should clean my scissors. They're a mess.

Unknown_03: How do I clean my scissors? Oh.

0:43:13
Unknown_03: Oh my god, I have to clean my scissors. Only in Trump's America. Of course.

Unknown_03: If only we could unionize, but because we're illegal immigrants, and because this is an industry that's been criminalized by big pharma, we can't unionize, and our scissors get dirty. Sometimes we snib ourselves. Ouch!

0:43:45
Unknown_31: Shit! Ooh, your case?

Unknown_13: Dude, I told you a thousand times. Don't be a muscle for it. Focus. Trim the plant, not your hand.

Unknown_05: Okay. Gee.

Unknown_05: Sorry, Sean.

Unknown_03: Better be sorry, you motherfucker. There's no time to show weakness here in Trump's America. Going too fast.

0:44:18
Unknown_03: Fuck. Take your time, dude.

Unknown_03: Wouldn't be happening if Bernie Sanders was our president.

Unknown_09: Mm, my ass hurts.

Unknown_03: Do I get, like, a better ending?

Unknown_09: Oh, poor baby.

Unknown_03: If I, like, do, like, 420 buds for the sound?

Unknown_09: Just don't ask me to smile for the camera all day long.

Unknown_13: I don't know.

Unknown_13: We get paid to give haircuts to marijuana. Is he trying to act like he's stoned?

0:44:51
Unknown_05: Yeah. I'd rather do this all day than be in a stupid classroom.

Unknown_13: Daniel you still have to learn stuff I Had to go to school.

Unknown_09: Yep, you fight like brothers so cute Snip Snip I'm in perfect concentration. We really need to do something about your hair. Oh

0:45:22
Unknown_13: what what what's wrong with my hair are you kidding me it's hiding your pretty face come on it's not that bad just just a mess yes you have dreadlocks woman and like bangs you need to shut up about hair styling yeah we'll see i'm an expert hairstylist i'm snibbing this weed this is evan dink kush 420.

0:45:53
Unknown_13: What's this? It's got a pen.

Unknown_03: Oh, did I get like a special item because I cut the weed so fast? Okay. I got an achievement. A train of thought it's called.

Unknown_09: But for real though, if you could snap your fingers and go anywhere.

Unknown_07: Cassidy, we get it. Over and over.

Unknown_07: You don't want to be here. Give me a break.

Unknown_03: Instead of complaining, we should all swing, sing songs. Swing low, sweet chariot. Mama's gonna carry me home. Just like that.

0:46:24
Unknown_28: Hey, how about visiting Uranus?

Unknown_09: That's very clever, Big Joe. He'd probably be up for it, though.

Unknown_32: Bitch, bitch. Nobody's making you babies work here. Nope. You guys are all the same. Cool. Let's be trimmigrants. Then you barely work for a month. This is my life. Shit. It's always something.

Unknown_03: Uh-oh. There's going to be an upcoming drama scene. Get ready for it.

0:47:03
Unknown_07: We got shit to do here. Whoa. Whoa. Damn.

Unknown_07: Easy for you to say, cowgirl. Some of us have to work.

Unknown_03: I bust my ass like everybody else.

Unknown_07: Uh-huh. Don't even. You're always looking for an excuse. Ooh, it's 420. Hey, Sean, let's talk.

Unknown_07: Ow, my arm hurts. Wah wah.

Unknown_09: Get off my crack, Hannah.

Unknown_04: Crack? Ew. We've been stuck out here for two months.

0:47:35
Unknown_09: I didn't come out to California to live on a fucking farm. I want to see some water. Are we gonna squat out here forever? Build a house?

Unknown_07: What? Stop!

Unknown_07: You know we voted to stay for a while. Once it's legal, we ain't got no more job here.

Unknown_29: How's it going?

Unknown_29: Same as always. They want everything by tomorrow.

Unknown_32: Friday? Oh, I can't wait to not go with this other woman. I cannot wait to leave her behind.

Unknown_09: Exactly.

0:48:20
Unknown_03: You should go on your own, woman with the bad fake accent.

Unknown_09: Stop acting like a princess. Thanks, Mom.

Unknown_09: Anything else? Yeah.

Unknown_03: I'm busting out those weeds, though.

Unknown_09: But we don't have the time.

Unknown_03: At this rate, we're going to make it to Mexico. Did you fall out of the wrong side of the tent, or what?

Unknown_09: Shit. You're clueless.

Unknown_29: You know the drill. Do your work. Yeah. Sure.

Unknown_32: Fuck this shit.

Unknown_08: Hannah, sorry. I know.

Unknown_08: Hey, I don't want to fight. It's been a long, crappy week.

Unknown_32: Just keep it fucking down in here, okay?

0:48:54
Unknown_03: This guy needs, like, some migraine medication. He's the angriest man that's ever lived.

Unknown_03: There's a Black Lives Matter poster? Where? What am I looking at? Did someone steal something?

Unknown_03: All the textures are fighting each other. That's a thing when you have more than one texture that's trying to occupy the same face of a polygon. It's called an amateur mistake in some cases.

0:49:29
Unknown_19: Cheer up, my little Sean.

Unknown_03: that guy wants some drugs me is not as bad as you think other farms in the area is just straight-down exploit your ass you gotta be careful those scissors they're sharp as fuck yeah no shit oh you'll get scars but you'll get it part of the fun and sexier damn dude this guy wants some booty Joe smile asshole

0:50:19
Unknown_19: So, did you have a good day at work, honey?

Unknown_03: Uh... Let's go with this one.

Unknown_13: Actually, kind of fun. Kaz and Hannah cracked me up. They're like sisters.

Unknown_19: Yeah.

Unknown_13: Get it? They love to start shit with each other.

Unknown_19: Women are interesting, Nate.

Unknown_03: I'm not making them gay.

Unknown_13: uh... uh... how was your day that you have on that side nope picked up branches and shit covered in mud would not recommend still sounds better than so clearly it was we need to have a little here or you have a vote

0:51:05
Unknown_03: Because I think what happens is they make you choose between the woman with the fake southern accent and the hippie. You have to go with one or the other. You can't go with both. So are we going to go gay with this guy or are we going to go with the hick with the fake southern accent?

Unknown_03: Alright, let's do press 1 for the Homosex, press 2 for the Country Belle.

Unknown_03: Obviously gay. Gay. Make them gay. Catboy, a goo. Run away from both. I will run away from both if I can, but oh my god, okay. I guess he's gay.

Unknown_19: Whatever. Gay is better than gay.

0:51:44
Unknown_03: Is this the conservative opinion?

Unknown_03: Gay or interracial? Okay. This is very diverse. I like this plan.

Unknown_19: Sean, everybody's cool with you two.

Unknown_19: Daniel is your secret weapon. I don't know. He's way too young for this bullshit. You gotta be zen about this. The more you try and control him, the less you have. It's deep, huh?

Unknown_19: Okay, he's dropping some hints.

0:52:17
Unknown_03: The writing never got good until they had to write this character and make as much sexual innuendo as possible.

Unknown_19: What's your story, big boy?

Unknown_02: Fill me in. Yeah.

Unknown_19: I was pretty lucky. My parents were okay.

Unknown_19: I had three big brothers who spoiled me. Aw.

Unknown_03: Oh, just as an aside, I don't like interrupting stuff for Super Chats, but someone gave $100 and said I don't know how to give the forum money.

0:52:56
Unknown_03: Trying to suspend all in one hooker. Thank you very much, but just a heads up that YouTube takes a lot of it, so if you want to donate on the reg, the best way is with the madattheinternet.com site, just to let you know. I do appreciate it, though.

Unknown_13: You were the baby boy.

Unknown_19: Like Daniel.

Unknown_19: But my family was kind of messed up.

Unknown_19: My dad was like a front for hot cars.

Unknown_19: He'd steal, strip, and sell them. My brothers and I helped him.

0:53:28
Unknown_02: Boomer domer.

Unknown_19: Typical shit. Until we got busted.

Unknown_19: Fucking feds wanted me and my brothers to testify.

Unknown_03: I've seen this before.

Unknown_19: My dad narked on us instead.

Unknown_19: Damn, Finn. That... sucks.

Unknown_19: What happened? I went to jail.

Unknown_19: When I got out, I was like, fuck everybody.

0:54:00
Unknown_19: So I hit the road with Jack, and anyways, I found a cooler family out here. You know, I love traveling.

Unknown_03: Oh, I get to move.

Unknown_19: Checking out new things.

Unknown_03: I bet you do like checking out new things. They have to be doing this on purpose. They're writing this guy's engagement every day. Going to Mexico is the ultimate road trip.

Unknown_13: If we make it there, dude, who knows? It's pretty scary. It's so fucking far.

Unknown_19: Hey, it is, but you have time and a strong, uh, damn it, will. Yeah. Nothing can stop you from going there.

0:54:40
Unknown_03: Kiss me in full.

Unknown_19: It will be alright, John.

Unknown_19: Don't worry. Okay.

Unknown_13: Therapy's over. Oh, yeah.

Unknown_13: I'm gonna move those water tanks for the shower and stuff.

Unknown_16: It's cool you're doing your part, Sean.

Unknown_17: Finally.

Unknown_13: Glad I can help.

Unknown_03: Okay, now what? Restock water for the kitchen and shower.

Unknown_31: So, Hannah?

0:55:12
Unknown_03: How long ago did you come here to Humboldt for work?

Unknown_08: Nine years. Out of Santa Fe because of health. No money. Nobody. Hitched north. Worked on farms. Restock water to talk to him.

Unknown_13: The writers of this game should do everything possible to make the words boring never appear in any dialogue or in anything.

Unknown_08: So once you read that word, it echoes in your head.

Unknown_13: Like a vuvuzela.

0:55:57
Unknown_05: How does anal sex help promote good storytelling?

Unknown_03: By not having us spend any more episodes with a woman that cannot do a convincing southern accent. Who is doing a character with a southern accent. That is how. That is how anal sex progresses this game. What am I supposed to be doing? Restock the water for the kitchen.

Unknown_31: Okay.

Unknown_03: How do I do this? Shouldn't there be like a bucket? Why can't I pick up a bucket?

Unknown_03: Bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket.

Unknown_12: Bucket. Ah, fuck.

0:56:34
Unknown_03: Why can't the thing be useful and say, like, you'll get the bucket in the kitchen and take it to... Ew. Ew. They're all pooping in a tent.

Unknown_03: Who gets the poo-poo tent when they move? Who has to pack that up? Oh, can I not go this way? Okay. I guess the river's not this way.

Unknown_13: Yes, I know.

Unknown_13: Go fill the water tanks.

Unknown_03: Okay, how do I get the... I have one job. Yes.

Unknown_03: I'm looking... I'm looking for the thing. There's all sorts of buckets and water things that I cannot interact with, and it's driving me fucking crazy.

0:57:19
Unknown_03: None of this is interactable. Shut up, Greta. Look, the Swedish woman is lecturing us about fucking recycling.

Unknown_06: Fuck off. What water tanks? You talking about the HIV ending? Maybe.

Unknown_03: Seriously, where the fuck is the thing?

0:57:53
Unknown_03: There's a giant thing of water right there.

Unknown_13: Trimming is hard.

Unknown_13: Why do these guys keep coming back?

Unknown_03: I got a slave over a hot pair of scissors.

Unknown_03: Trimming the weed. Now you're here sponging off us trash on an illegal pot farm with a tourist visa lecturing us.

Unknown_31: Can I go this way?

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: No I can't. I cannot go this way. I'm telling you. Shit.

0:58:26
Unknown_08: I'm telling you, I cannot go into any of these things.

Unknown_03: I can't go here.

Unknown_13: No, it's just a random poo poo bucket.

Unknown_03: Nothing here.

Unknown_03: It's right there. I'm telling you.

Unknown_03: Just pee in the tank.

Unknown_03: Okay, let's check the poo-poo with him. Just for him. You're in the woods. Why are you shitting in a bucket?

0:58:58
Unknown_03: I bet you that's... I guarantee you that's the Swedish chick's idea. No, we can't poo in the woods. That's not environmentally conscious. We have to poo in a bucket.

Unknown_03: They are big and blue, I think.

Unknown_03: I'm telling you, okay, look, I'm looking here. There's no way I can pick that up. Everything you can see. You get close to it. I want the crew to get pissed if I don't get their water. Well, then tell me where the fucking thing is. There's one right here. Can't pick that up.

0:59:31
Unknown_03: Can't pick these up. Can't pick any of these up. None of this works.

Unknown_03: Nothing here. I've tried leaving the camp a thousand times.

Unknown_30: Oh, okay. I think I will miss it here.

Unknown_31: Thank you.

Unknown_31: But we can't resist the wanderlust. Oh, I have to click.

Unknown_03: If we don't use our superpowers, I have to click.

1:00:06
Unknown_13: I did it. Let's get these over to the kitchen and shower.

Unknown_31: One step at a time, Sean.

Unknown_03: There are no quest markers. Oh, or why there are? Yeah, that's true. I can't play any games that don't have quest markers because I just look around and if it doesn't make any sense, I give up. That's boring. I don't want to look around for shit.

1:00:37
Unknown_03: Okay, another one.

Unknown_25: Let's carry that one to the shower.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_13: to the shower.

Unknown_03: Well, that's what the Naked Lady want.

1:01:17
Unknown_13: The game is complimenting me for my weed trimming abilities.

Unknown_03: Don't put on a fake text. Sandy Cheats. Or Sally Acorn, whatever the fuck her name is.

Unknown_03: She needs a bath.

Unknown_03: Meet Daniel at the lake for his training. I guess that was this way, wasn't it?

1:02:02
Unknown_13: Daniel's waiting for me.

Unknown_03: I should go meet him. It'd be really helpful.

Unknown_03: there was something okay look i'm okay somebody was making fun of me josh why doesn't josh this is why josh needs quest markers he's a casual gamer he doesn't know he doesn't know how to do anything without class markers i am here right i'm sitting here my quest is meet daniel at the lake for his training what the am i looking for in this nondescript forest in every direction that's going to tell me where the lake is is that the only way i can do is to look around

1:02:35
Unknown_03: I guess the sign does say lake. But from the point where I was standing before, it was a 50-50 chance. It was a 50-50 chance that one of those paths would be the right one.

Unknown_13: Shut up! Is this the lake?

Unknown_03: No, it's like fog on the ground. Oh my god, there's fog on the ground. This is so scary.

1:03:17
Unknown_13: Okay. Time to help Daniel do some power training. He's waiting at the lake.

Unknown_03: Damn, isn't this so majestic, the scenery?

Unknown_13: Sweet.

Unknown_13: But can you do it without your power?

Unknown_05: Well, you never bothered to teach me, so...

1:03:47
Unknown_05: I found my own technique.

Unknown_13: Onward. Ready to rumble?

Unknown_05: I am so ready.

Unknown_03: I guess I have to.

Unknown_13: Let's start with our Team Howl.

Unknown_03: I don't have an option with this.

Unknown_13: Come on, chat.

Unknown_03: Team Howl. Team Howl.

Unknown_05: We still sound okay. Now, let's do this. Come on.

1:04:20
Unknown_13: Hold up. Too many people over there. Let's hit the other side. Hey, can you move that tree trunk?

Unknown_03: Is he strong enough to lift and tire? Wow.

Unknown_03: This guy is almost as much of a Mary Sue as Rain.

1:04:52
Unknown_05: Hey!

Unknown_05: Your face!

Unknown_05: Come on.

Unknown_03: This kid is like a fucking boy. He was doing awful things to Sean.

Unknown_05: Okay. Let's have some fun.

Unknown_03: Get out of here, raccoon.

Unknown_03: Train destruction?

1:05:23
Unknown_03: This really is like Skyrim.

Unknown_13: Fuck!

Unknown_03: It's too autistic. Yeah, it's the Fortnite dance. Before he can... Before he can do it. Let's see.

1:05:55
Unknown_05: Train control. Train precision. I know I can.

1:06:36
Unknown_03: I wonder who's gonna see this at the camp.

Unknown_03: Someone's definitely gonna see this.

Unknown_03: Can you stop bullets? Can you stop your dad from getting shot? Whoa, Daniel.

Unknown_13: That's, uh, that's amazing.

Unknown_05: Come on.

Unknown_05: Find something else.

Unknown_03: The pine cones. Precision them.

Unknown_03: Pick a rock.

1:07:08
Unknown_13: Any rock.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_05: And... Let's test your aiming system.

Unknown_13: Target in sight.

Unknown_05: Locked and loaded.

Unknown_03: Do I get to throw it? Do I get to throw it? Oh no, I'm on the back side of his head. Oh no. Why can't I... Come on, game. Come on.

Unknown_05: Hello. There we go.

Unknown_03: Let's throw it.

Unknown_13: Awesome. Okay. You're good.

1:07:40
Unknown_13: Now, let's spice things up a bit.

Unknown_03: And get on.

Unknown_13: Holy shit. That was not a fair fight.

Unknown_05: That's right.

Unknown_05: What's next?

Unknown_03: I'm basically God. That was some next level shit, Daniel.

Unknown_05: Thanks.

Unknown_05: I've been training on my own sometimes.

Unknown_13: I know I haven't been around a lot lately.

1:08:16
Unknown_13: You didn't tell anyone, did you?

Unknown_05: No way. Why would I?

Unknown_13: Not even Finn?

Unknown_05: No. Jeez. You don't even trust me.

Unknown_05: Whatever.

Unknown_03: Why are these my options? Where's the one that says, don't worry, I trust you?

Unknown_03: This game is written by crazy people.

Unknown_03: None of these are appropriate responses to that. These are escalating responses. Where's the de-escalating response to this confrontation? I'm just going to stare at you. I'm not going to say anything. That's my choice. I'm not going to play your game, game.

1:08:50
Unknown_13: You better chill the fuck out, Daniel.

Unknown_13: I mean it. Pandora. Why are you making a drama out of everything I say? Am I a bad big brother because I hang out with other people? You're always with them.

Unknown_03: Yeah, Fallout 4 tier, where you have like four options that say the same thing in different ways.

1:09:23
Unknown_13: Oh, come on, Daniel.

Unknown_05: Bet you don't even want.

Unknown_03: Like, I'll help you. I would love to help you. It would be my honor to help you. I don't like you, but I'm going to help you anyways. Very, very involving.

Unknown_05: That's it.

Unknown_13: Enough.

Unknown_13: You're being a brat.

Unknown_13: Can't say anything without you having a shit fit. We're family.

Unknown_13: We still have a long way to go. And we have to go together. Right? Right.

1:09:57
Unknown_10: I know it sucks.

Unknown_10: But you have to grow up now. I'll show you what growing up means.

Unknown_03: I'm gonna lift this rock. It's a big tree.

Unknown_27: Daniel, stop it!

Unknown_27: Stop it, Daniel!

Unknown_03: Throw it. Throw it as hard as you fucking can.

1:10:30
Unknown_03: Throw it! He gets like a nosebleed like Max did when he uses the force powers. Is he gonna like black out from using it?

Unknown_03: Throw it! Oh, that's boring.

Unknown_04: I'm not a kid anymore.

1:11:02
Unknown_03: This little Mexican kid doesn't completely destroy an entire police station and every cop inside of it by the end of this game. I'm gonna be so mad. I got serious munchies.

Unknown_08: Any chips left? Dude, you scarfed the whole fucking bag. Have another hit.

Unknown_33: Yeah, I packed a fat bone.

Unknown_31: You see that shit? It's a fucking UFO!

Unknown_12: I'm serious man, look! Is that a helicopter looking for us?

1:11:44
Unknown_09: They're finally coming to take you back!

Unknown_03: See if that's the actual voice actor's voice she doesn't have a southern accent at all It sounds like it's just like a an actual professionally recorded singer who's just being played right now I'm ready

1:12:23
Unknown_03: You're uncomfortable. Why? Isn't this ethnically diverse group of people having fun out in the woods just soothe you?

Unknown_09: Tripped on a few words, but y'all are baked, so I'm gay.

Unknown_03: Y'all.

Unknown_03: Y'all folks. Good job, sis.

Unknown_33: So beautiful. Damn. Why you ain't rich and famous? I mean, you can hook us up.

Unknown_13: That was cool, Cassidy.

1:12:56
Unknown_09: Thanks, everyone. I take ass, cash, or grass.

Unknown_09: Hint, hint.

Unknown_16: John, take a puff and pass it to your friend.

Unknown_03: Should he smoke the Ganja 360? I think he should.

Unknown_13: I'll take a hit.

Unknown_03: Wait, so he's been living on this weed farm for an entire month and he's not smoked weed once during the whatever.

Unknown_03: Give it to your brother. You might as well at this point. Daniel, no fucking way. Really? That's where the game draws the line.

1:13:28
Unknown_02: How come you can, but I can't?

Unknown_13: Because I said so.

Unknown_13: Just let him have a hit.

Unknown_02: Jesus Christ.

Unknown_31: That is all for us. We must sleep.

Unknown_19: Ah, there go the party animals. What is it? 10 o'clock?

Unknown_30: No worry, Finn. We'll party like rock stars tomorrow for our last night. Come on, one more round. Sleep tight.

Unknown_08: Geez, I swear every time you play that song, Cass, I see my poor Black Flag. Oh, man. I guess there's no way to skip this. Who's Black Flag? He was my dog back in Colorado until last year.

1:14:03
Unknown_03: Yeah. Something like that.

Unknown_08: A year ago, we were hopping a train, just me, Finn, and Cass, and Black Flag.

Unknown_08: We got caught stealing some shit in some random town.

Unknown_08: Motherfuckers called the cops on us. I had to run for it.

Unknown_03: I saw that train from afar.

Unknown_08: I'm gonna draw my boyfriend. Cops right behind us. We barely made it.

1:14:33
Unknown_08: But nobody's able to get Black Flag. Hold and move to draw. Yapping at me.

Unknown_08: But I left him there.

Unknown_08: That's it. End of story. I hope the cops picked him up.

Unknown_08: Got him a better home.

Unknown_08: I think about that damn dog every day.

Unknown_03: Hold to observe.

Unknown_08: Here's to Black Flag.

Unknown_03: To her dog?

1:15:06
Unknown_05: Man, I miss Mushroom. That was our rescue dog. She didn't make it with us.

Unknown_03: How do I draw the boy? The man? My hot boyfriend with the chin tattoo.

Unknown_19: Don't worry, Hans. We can do worse. Let's hear everybody's worst memory, fair and square. Tell him.

Unknown_03: Everyone here was molested. You don't have to tell that story.

Unknown_33: Cool.

Unknown_33: Let's stop the violins. Check this out.

1:15:40
Unknown_33: Say hello to my little friend, Jinx. Met him dumpster diving in New Mexico.

Unknown_33: He was cool. The boy had issues. Move, swings, delirious, self-harm, fun shit like that.

Unknown_33: He seemed to get better with me.

Unknown_33: I think I loved him.

Unknown_33: He gave me this coin. Said he never gave his trusty mom.

Unknown_03: American Graffiti. But that wasn't graffiti. I was drawing in my notebook. He used to come here every now and then.

Unknown_33: Hook up on cash.

Unknown_33: But he disappeared.

Unknown_33: A few miles north from here, in a pie farm just like this one.

1:16:15
Unknown_33: He went out one night high as fuck and zoomed.

Unknown_33: That was the last time I saw him.

Unknown_33: Now I gotta hold on to this fucking penny just in case.

Unknown_13: Is that how you got your name?

Unknown_22: Yup.

Unknown_17: Oh, he must be in a lot to you. That sucks, brother. Shit like that happens around here.

Unknown_08: Plus, the guy needed medication. Sure did.

Unknown_33: I just hope he's okay.

Unknown_33: Maybe I'll run into his crazed ass someday. The black guy is so far the best voice actor in the game. I hand him back the trust that he gave me.

1:16:51
Unknown_19: Alright.

Unknown_19: Bad vibes indeed. Can we do worse?

Unknown_03: volunteer uh jake who's this guy where did he come from i've not seen him before is that the writer is he just writing himself into the game again i used to be a sheep a true believer i was raised in haven point nevada small community okay i have to go pee i'm gonna let this run i'm sure nothing's gonna happen people line up to listen to her

1:17:30
Unknown_14: She's intense. But for some reason, things happened to me and I started doubting myself.

Unknown_14: It kind of escalated. People said I was trouble. I couldn't get the answers I was looking for.

Unknown_14: Even from my own folks.

Unknown_08: I know the feeling.

Unknown_14: I felt so lost. Wasn't sure what to believe anymore.

Unknown_14: So I left. I just needed to be alone for a while, you know?

1:18:03
Unknown_14: Find the truth by myself. I'm still looking for it.

Unknown_19: Jacob, my son.

Unknown_19: Maybe we are the truth you were looking for.

Unknown_14: I'm glad I found you guys. I don't know if I'll ever go back there.

Unknown_14: Not until I get a signal from God, at least.

Unknown_05: I hope you can. Right? Your family misses you a lot.

Unknown_14: I miss them too.

Unknown_14: Just not the other stuff.

Unknown_14: What about you, Cassidy?

Unknown_14: Your turn.

1:18:35
Unknown_09: Uh, uh-uh.

Unknown_09: Pass. I already sang a song.

Unknown_19: Figures.

Unknown_19: What about you, Sean? You obviously don't have to talk about that shit show back in Seattle.

Unknown_19: But if you have something else... How about me? You're the man I was waiting for.

Unknown_05: It's not only one bad memory.

Unknown_03: I hope I didn't miss anything.

1:19:08
Unknown_05: They're all about my friends.

Unknown_05: I feel like I've let everyone down. Like, Noah. And Lila. From Seattle.

Unknown_05: And there's our dog, Mushroom.

Unknown_03: That guy I knew. When he said that he was from Seattle, the religious guy looked at him weird.

Unknown_05: Then, I lost Chris. Because we had to run away. Again.

Unknown_03: Chris was the Seth Rogen write-up.

Unknown_05: I know he's not my friend anymore because I lied to him.

1:19:43
Unknown_05: But more than anything, I miss my best friend, my dad.

Unknown_19: Jesus, little man. That's hard. I'm so sorry, Daniel.

Unknown_08: I told you I'd win.

Unknown_08: You didn't let anybody down.

Unknown_08: Life did.

Unknown_19: Yeah.

Unknown_03: And Trump did.

Unknown_19: Life is a bitch.

Unknown_19: We can only go with the flow. Like a river.

Unknown_19: That's why I'm not dragging around.

Unknown_03: Did the time on the screen freeze up?

1:20:20
Unknown_19: I think it did.

Unknown_03: I need my chat.

Unknown_24: Oh, it didn't refresh. Excellent. Thank you.

Unknown_24: Okay, that should fix it.

Unknown_24: Oops, something went wrong. Try refreshing the page. What the fuck? Where's my chat?

Unknown_24: I demand my chat. Ooh, I'm grumpy now.

Unknown_24: Hold up, hold up. Huddled up.

1:20:51
Unknown_03: Foreground. I have a way to do this. Give me a second. I'm doing an emergency operation to save my chat.

Unknown_24: uh damn let's fix that uh copy don't you worry chit wait did it oh it's just not working with youtube now

1:21:28
Unknown_03: Okay, that's fine. I need my YouTube chat. So we'll put this back in for right now.

Unknown_03: And in a couple minutes, I'll try to refresh it. Because I do need my chat.

Unknown_24: And hopefully... Can you guys see that?

Unknown_24: Okay.

Unknown_24: Come on.

Unknown_33: Bull fucking shit. Oh, you started this shit, bitch. Don't punk out now.

Unknown_03: Wait, hold up.

Unknown_03: I made a crucial error in my...

Unknown_03: in my thing I'm currently using top chat which is preposterous we're going back to live chat that's the only good shit listen smart asses I'm just saying you can't change the past so you just gotta focus on what's next memories are just lessons for the future the future huh what's your big plan prophet want to know what my plan is picture this

1:22:26
Unknown_16: A kick-ass beach house in Costa Rica?

Unknown_20: Yeah, this is pretty awful.

Unknown_03: Nothing's happening.

Unknown_20: Sweet ocean view.

Unknown_20: We'd be one big, fucked-up, happy, dysfunctional family. We'd just chill and sing and drink cocktails out of coconuts.

Unknown_19: Only thing we need is a little cash along the way. And then... Josh betrayed us by playing this game.

Unknown_03: That's probably true.

1:23:00
Unknown_09: Jesus fucking Christ. That's your dream? Beach house and coconuts?

Unknown_19: Oh, uh, too boring for you?

Unknown_09: Sounds like my folks' retirement plan to Florida.

Unknown_09: I don't need anything else than what we already have.

Unknown_04: it's good to have no ambitions working our asses right now but we can beat it if we want I'm not gonna settle down no way that's how shit starts you know when you start having things of your own things you have to defend property

1:23:37
Unknown_03: A toilet would be nice. Are you some kind of capitalist?

Unknown_09: What do you think you're missing out on now?

Unknown_03: Are you some sort of fascist?

Unknown_09: Um... Wanting toilets? Coconut cocktails? Well, agree to disagree, fucker.

Unknown_03: Look, we're gonna go down to Mexico, we're gonna get a beach house of coconuts, and we're gonna shit in the sand.

Unknown_09: It's time to crash.

Unknown_19: And... Penny goes down. Peace out, brother.

Unknown_08: Night-night.

Unknown_08: Looks like we still have some booze left. Who's in?

Unknown_19: Oh, twist my arm. All right.

Unknown_09: Teeny tiny drink.

1:24:10
Unknown_09: And we need to talk about Sean's hippie hair. Boy needs a real haircut.

Unknown_19: Oh, hell yes, he does.

Unknown_03: Why are these people judging his haircut? That's ridiculous. Now it's your turn to get a trim.

Unknown_19: Karma. I'll call it a day, too.

Unknown_14: Night, everyone.

Unknown_25: Goodbye, guy that no one thought we weren't introduced to before.

Unknown_03: the building like a word about one dollar i'm done with the scene and when you know i'm ready to crash let's go no you're gonna miss our makeover scale i'll fall asleep and then you'll turn my ear off of get out of here and i think that they can see you in the morning you didn't have to come with me i don't want a haircut i'm done with this i wanna i wanna move on

1:25:05
Unknown_13: Can we talk about what happened on the lake?

Unknown_05: Yeah.

Unknown_03: I missed gay.

Unknown_13: Anybody could have seen you lifting that... thing up, dude. I didn't- Wait, wait, wait.

Unknown_05: I had such a... I didn't- Yeah, I didn't miss the gay.

Unknown_04: She was the one wanting to do the haircut.

Unknown_13: You're almost done with this game?

1:25:46
Unknown_03: You can't abandon me. I beg of you, don't leave me behind to do this on myself. I need you.

Unknown_05: Why are you spamming?

Unknown_03: Stop fucking spamming. I need my, uh, restream chat because it filters out gay people spamming.

Unknown_03: uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh...

1:26:32
Unknown_05: Noah, Lila, Mushroom, even Grandma and Grandpa. I'm just so tired of all this crap.

Unknown_13: I feel the same way, dude. It's okay.

Unknown_13: Just... Don't feed the beast, you know? Yeah.

Unknown_03: I do it for free. I can't afford even that. There's a baseline. You have to at least be a certain amount of popular to get jannies. Ow.

Unknown_05: You know, I still like it.

Unknown_03: Don't let that child be alone with that man. I agree. He's kind of tight on me now.

Unknown_05: Yeah.

Unknown_13: You're too big for it.

Unknown_05: I am? Can you imagine this kid with PTSD?

1:27:07
Unknown_03: He would be the most school shooterist to ever exist.

Unknown_13: Maybe at the top of the high score table. Okay. Promise. Alright.

Unknown_13: Get comfy.

Unknown_13: Where were we?

Unknown_13: whoa the wolf brothers joined a pack of hounds that roamed all over so they're purebred wolves but everyone else is like a mutt brothers had found new friends but the little wolf wasn't so sure about the new pack he didn't want his brother to run away with them and so the little wolf would howl and prowl not knowing what was going on but he didn't know that nothing could ever separate the wolf brothers from each other this is super awkward i'm just gonna be the first to say it

1:27:50
Unknown_03: Brother Sean, your stories are extremely shit and terrible.

Unknown_03: Why do you force me to listen to them?

Unknown_03: Was he late? Nobody woke him up? What the fuck is this?

1:28:39
Unknown_03: Nobody- what the fuck is this? I'm like shocked. The sudden music and- This is weird. After all that boring shit to have music and running and yelling and shit, I'm like- I'm like in shock.

1:29:16
Unknown_03: it sounds like a child singing this is weird yeah everyone in chat is like shocked too this is such a weird thing after literally an hour of nothing happening and now there's like a light-hearted musical sequence

1:30:12
Unknown_03: Oh, I'm gonna get hit with copyright claims, don't you worry.

Unknown_25: What the fuck is happening?

Unknown_03: the weed life for 20 I can't believe this is still going on

1:31:11
Unknown_03: Oh, this episode is way better than the last one. Shit's happening in this. They got musical stings and everything.

Unknown_03: No, this is totally the end. Dude! It was the thing where he woke up and everyone was waiting for him and then that fucking music kicked in. It was completely, like, a total non-sequitur.

Unknown_09: Okay.

Unknown_09: This is boring.

Unknown_03: They need to stop using that word.

Unknown_09: Tell me how you're gonna blow your next payday.

1:31:43
Unknown_13: The usual. Save it till the next one.

Unknown_09: Well, ain't we all stingy now?

Unknown_09: How about a keg offering for your family or...

Unknown_09: Or some hookers or cocaine. Oh, please.

Unknown_14: There's a child here.

Unknown_09: I think he's a horse. Besides, he's our mascot now.

Unknown_03: That woman has like a fupa.

Unknown_09: She's got like a gun going on.

Unknown_05: Then, a box of Choco Chris and a red slushie. Oh, hell yes.

1:32:14
Unknown_19: Screw the hookers. Bring on the Choco Chris.

Unknown_09: Come on, Sean.

Unknown_03: I'm gonna make that man his new daddy.

Unknown_02: You gotta treat yourself after all this hard work.

Unknown_13: Seriously. We have to save every dime, so... She's skinny fat?

Unknown_03: Yes.

Unknown_13: Hookers will wait.

Unknown_13: Trust me.

Unknown_15: They will.

Unknown_09: So that's it, huh?

1:32:47
Unknown_09: You bust your ass all week for nothing?

Unknown_22: Yeah, dude.

Unknown_19: It's called being frugal. And thinking ahead...

Unknown_09: Like your beach house in Costa Rica?

Unknown_29: Okay. Let's get this over with.

Unknown_29: Finn, Cassidy, Sean, and, uh, you. Jake. Jacob.

1:33:19
Unknown_03: Well, that's his name. Thank you.

Unknown_13: Daniel, dude, do you have to do this every week? Adults only.

Unknown_05: Oh, whatever. I work, too.

Unknown_13: Yes, I know. But we have to keep a low profile. What is he... This is frustrating.

Unknown_03: I don't understand what's happening or what they're arguing about. Just wait here for a few minutes and don't do anything.

Unknown_13: Nothing.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I think they're getting fired. I swear.

1:33:50
Unknown_13: Okay, we'll be right back.

Unknown_03: john jacob jingle hunrichman you know his name is my name too but once you're all on time let's see who wins that farm lotto a lotto jacob right i thought you wouldn't last a day but you cleaned up you're all right thank you thanks

Unknown_29: Cassidy, your trims were pretty weak. Big Joe told me you've been whining a lot.

Unknown_03: I bet you I'm going to win because I snibbed the most. Look, you can bitch all you want as long as you work.

1:34:23
Unknown_29: Otherwise, you're just taking up space. So get it together.

Unknown_09: I know, Meryl.

Unknown_29: Now for Sean. Sean.

Unknown_29: Very nice trim.

Unknown_03: I pressed the A and the D key when requested of me.

Unknown_29: And our asses. That's why you keep coming back.

Unknown_19: You know it, boss.

Unknown_19: How about a raise?

Unknown_29: What?

Unknown_19: Yeah.

Unknown_29: Sorry. Now for the moment you've all been waiting for. Get in here, you little asshole! What the fuck?

1:34:57
Unknown_32: Don't touch me, jerk!

Unknown_32: Don't move.

Unknown_03: They're not going to give him the cash because the kid did something.

Unknown_32: That sneaky fucker. He was snooping around your living room.

Unknown_26: No, I wasn't. I was just bored, so I came in. Shut up, Daniel.

Unknown_26: Seriously. Let him go.

Unknown_03: Why is this kid not here? I told you.

Unknown_26: Come on, Merrill. He's a kid, not a thief. You want to frisk him? Look at him. Why are they yelling?

1:35:31
Unknown_03: This kid has no idea how to deal with anything without escalating shit.

Unknown_29: Your brother needs a lesson.

Unknown_29: You all need a lesson. He's going to take the money. So first off,

Unknown_29: Yeah. It's fun. For the crime of walking in my living room.

Unknown_03: It's time.

1:36:13
Unknown_19: Daniel, think about the creepers. What does a creeper do, Daniel?

Unknown_03: What does he do? It's time. No, no, no, it's my turn. What, is he gonna beat the kid? This is stupid.

Unknown_09: What's his money? It's time. Kill him. Murder the fucker. No, now they're implicated in it because they thought they'd throw it at him.

1:36:44
Unknown_32: It's time to fucking kill them all.

Unknown_16: Uh, Big Joe, my friend.

Unknown_24: You're right.

1:37:20
Unknown_03: Where's my boom? I want a boom. I want a boom. I want a boom. I want a big explosion, and I want lead and body parts flying everywhere.

Unknown_09: Whoa.

Unknown_03: Wait, that was it? They didn't kill everyone?

Unknown_03: This game is fucking weak, man.

1:37:58
Unknown_03: Remember the mission Grand Theft Auto San Andreas where you take a flamethrower and you burn the weed farm and then run over the people with the combine tractor and their bodies explode and there's like chunks of meat pouring out the back of the combine? That's what would have made this a great game. And instead, nothing happened.

Unknown_09: Exactly. I knew something was up with you guys. Man, I would be scared shitless.

Unknown_13: We're careful. I'm always here, in case anything happens.

Unknown_05: And I practice every day.

Unknown_19: Man, so Sean, maybe this shit is in your DNA too. Do you have a superpower?

1:38:45
Unknown_13: Nada. Zero. Nothing. Trust me, I tried.

Unknown_05: Really? When?

Unknown_14: Do you have any idea where it comes from?

Unknown_14: I mean, it can't be random.

Unknown_13: I think he turned into a reptilian or something.

Unknown_05: Hey, shut up! I'm not a reptile.

Unknown_13: A reptilian, not a reptile. It's not the same, dude.

Unknown_03: A reptilian is a reptile, dude.

1:39:15
Unknown_09: You're so unique, Daniel.

Unknown_13: That's why I need your word that you'll keep all this to yourself. Seriously.

Unknown_09: Oh, this stays right with us. Promise. You can trust us.

Unknown_14: Jake? I don't know. I mean, this is a big deal, Sean. How long can you keep this a secret?

Unknown_14: Probably forever.

Unknown_03: It's not something that happens on accident.

Unknown_14: It's my job now, man. What if he has those powers for a reason? Maybe it's our job to help him, too.

Unknown_03: He's supposed to kill every cop.

1:39:47
Unknown_05: What does he mean, Sean?

Unknown_13: dude no do not make this into some cause bullshit yeah still can hope you poke your religious folk get outta here I wouldn't do that to you Sean or Daniel haha this whole thing just blew my mind I think I need a break okay no worries I don't even know who you are dude you can leave anytime you want what you guys went there with these bastards okay

1:40:20
Unknown_14: Talk later.

Unknown_09: He's right. It's fucking bullshit.

Unknown_13: I know.

Unknown_13: Finn, do you swear? I mean it. No worries, sweetheart.

Unknown_19: I'd never let anything happen to that little guy.

Unknown_19: He's a true rebel.

Unknown_13: Thanks, man. For real.

Unknown_03: The final boss of this game is going to be Donald Trump on the wall throwing shit at him. Like steel beams and stuff.

1:40:53
Unknown_03: I want to bang you.

Unknown_19: There's a lot of money around here.

Unknown_09: Oh, no. What the fuck are you talking about?

Unknown_03: Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Unknown_03: Fucking do it. We're gonna steal that fucking money. We're gonna steal that fucking... That money is still fucking stolen. That money is already stolen. This conversation is irrelevant. I'm pressing the steal the money button as soon as I fucking see it. We are stealing that fucking money. Get out of here, fupa lady.

1:41:26
Unknown_03: Get out of here. We got shit to steal.

Unknown_18: We can get out of here.

Unknown_09: So you can be a beach bum? You're so selfish, man. Yes, exactly.

Unknown_19: How?

Unknown_19: Sean and Daniel are out of work. They deserve this.

Unknown_09: And ripping Meryl off is the only way to do that? Really?

Unknown_03: It's the most opportune way right now, and he's a criminal, so he can't report it to the police. We're gonna steal that fucking money. We're stealing that fucking money.

Unknown_03: He can't do nothing back. No backsies.

Unknown_03: No Indian gift giver. We're stealing that fucking money.

1:41:57
Unknown_19: Don't lecture me.

Unknown_03: Oh yeah, her accent's totally gone. Because she has to be angry. And she can either be angry or text me. She can't be angry.

Unknown_19: Have a beer and forget about it, Sean.

Unknown_13: Cool?

Unknown_13: Deal. Not like I would let you use Daniel anyway.

Unknown_09: No more of this crap. Okay?

Unknown_09: He just needs his ass kicked once in a while.

Unknown_13: I think you did. I can tell he was sorry.

Unknown_09: For him? Yeah.

1:42:31
Unknown_03: Let me go ahead and check the restream and make sure that... See if that's up.

Unknown_03: Say something, YouTube. See if it works. I like having... I like this chat better than the YouTube one. Is it just properly broken? Oh, that's so ghetto. Let me try to refresh this. Sorry, it really does bother me because I do like that chat better. Because it shows people in the Discord and the DLive. Yeah. Nope, just fucked. Thanks a lot, DLive. Restream.

Unknown_03: Okay, let's get back to stealing that money. We gotta steal that fucking money.

1:43:30
Unknown_03: Go back to the camp? I know I shouldn't have gone in there.

Unknown_05: Don't yell.

Unknown_10: Now there's three more people who know about your power.

Unknown_05: Don't worry. You can trust them.

Unknown_03: Yeah, this is completely your fault, my friend. I know, but what if anyone gets scared and calls the cops?

Unknown_13: You don't know what can happen.

Unknown_05: I'm not scared of cops. I can stop them anytime I want.

Unknown_03: Hell yeah. It's going to his head. It's time to murder every police officer.

Unknown_13: At least this will all be behind us once we... We're going to get to Mexico.

Unknown_03: We're going to join the MS-13.

1:44:02
Unknown_13: We'll talk later.

Unknown_13: Are we really getting kicked out of this place? We don't have enough money to go down to Mexico.

Unknown_03: Why don't we go have a drink with Finn? Talk to Cassidy about that. No!

Unknown_03: Where's my Finn at? We're going the long road together.

Unknown_05: Where's Finn at? Oh, there he is.

1:44:44
Unknown_20: Have a seat.

Unknown_19: Have a beer.

Unknown_19: To our last night together. And to your next adventure.

Unknown_03: Why isn't he coming with us to Mexico? Why aren't we stealing that fucking money? The fact that we're not stealing the fucking money is ridiculous.

Unknown_03: You can literally kill everyone there.

Unknown_13: Figure out what I'm going to do. Me and Daniel are homeless again.

Unknown_19: If this game does not let me steal money, I'm going to be so mad.

1:45:26
Unknown_03: I don't know if it's bad animation rigging or if his hair is just that nasty where it doesn't lean forward when he's leaning forward. Just me.

Unknown_19: Always trying to find a new daddy.

Unknown_19: Or new bros. Yeah. Stupid. I knew I had to cut everything off.

Unknown_19: Start over all for myself.

Unknown_19: That's what you're doing.

Unknown_19: You're starting all over. And now...

1:46:02
Unknown_19: You just gotta take the next step to build up something for you and Daniel, right?

Unknown_13: Daniel's acting like such a punk. He doesn't want to listen to me.

Unknown_13: I'm like a parent now.

Unknown_19: But he's still a kid.

Unknown_19: So let him hit puberty. You can't stop it.

1:46:34
Unknown_19: Just accept it. Yeah. Oh, he's going to be all right, laddie.

Unknown_17: Laddie? Is he Irish now? I doubt it, but we'll see. Hey, it's bullshit.

Unknown_19: After all this, you deserve the lotto of life.

Unknown_03: Greta's not going to like it because they just threw that can down. How are you two going to get to Mexico?

Unknown_19: Hitchhike?

Unknown_03: We're going to murder that black guy in his racist white bodyguard and take their money. That's what we're going to do.

1:47:07
Unknown_19: There's only one way out of this for you. One way to hook yourself up. Listen, we got this, Sean. Daniel can open that safe with his eyes closed.

Unknown_19: Let's do it.

Unknown_03: Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. We want that money. We want that fucking money. Where's my money, Merrill? Where's my money?

Unknown_19: Nest egg.

Unknown_03: You don't want Daniel to be homeless anymore, right?

Unknown_19: Huh?

1:47:39
Unknown_03: Let's do it. This guy's talking a lot of sense. Daniel's new daddy is talking a lot of sense.

Unknown_19: I wouldn't let you in on this if I had any doubt.

Unknown_03: I have to be careful. Can't fuck this one up. Okay, here I go. Deep breath. Press the button. Press the button.

Unknown_02: Let's steal the money.

Unknown_13: Let's do it. Are you positive we can do this without getting busted?

Unknown_13: Absolutely.

1:48:11
Unknown_13: Candy from a baby.

Unknown_13: Okay. Fuck it. We're in.

Unknown_19: Yes. Fucking A. You are the man.

Unknown_19: I knew you and me were the same. I felt it from the start.

Unknown_19: I also thought it'd be cool if you and Daniel stayed with us after we're done. Really? You'd be cool with that? Only if you are.

Unknown_19: No pressure.

1:48:43
Unknown_19: I want you around me, Sean. I feel like we have a strong connection.

Unknown_19: That's me.

Unknown_19: Always getting obsessed over people I meet.

Unknown_03: The physical contact barrier has been broken, gentlemen. We're getting there.

Unknown_19: Sorry about that.

Unknown_03: Yes!

Unknown_17: I think I feel the same.

Unknown_17: What are you afraid of, then?

Unknown_17: Nothing.

1:49:17
Unknown_03: Out here, there's no one watching us but the stars.

Unknown_03: We did it. We're gonna get fucking rich and we're gonna become homosexuals and we're gonna cross New Mexico.

Unknown_13: I think I'm gonna miss this place.

Unknown_03: I think this was the better option than the fupa lady. With the fake accent.

Unknown_13: I'm so fucking glad we ran into you guys.

Unknown_13: This was...

Unknown_13: A single best experience in my whole life.

1:49:52
Unknown_03: Well, they gave us an extremely unattractive other option. I went with the funny one. Over the gross one.

Unknown_19: Okay. I mean, if you're in.

Unknown_03: We've contracted syphilis. Syphilis will remember this.

Unknown_19: You're ready for the long haul.

Unknown_13: Yeah.

Unknown_13: I feel different now.

Unknown_13: In a good way.

Unknown_03: There could have melted cheese in her gunt. I don't want to think about that at all.

Unknown_19: This dude is like a creepy gay. He's not even like just homoerotic. He's like straight up like pounding it.

1:50:35
Unknown_03: But not underage, okay? He turned 18. Pounding it. I love that one from Jim Sterling. My hero.

Unknown_03: My homosexual icon. Talk to Cassidy about the tattoo. Thank you. Do I have to? That's my only option.

1:51:08
Unknown_13: I never thought I could actually do it.

Unknown_13: So glad I did.

Unknown_03: Oh, I don't want to.

Unknown_13: Hey, everything okay?

Unknown_09: Diaz, my favorite straight-A student.

Unknown_31: I'm gonna leave you guys alone.

Unknown_13: Ew. No. Thank you. I can go. If I'm interrupting. Or... Don't worry.

Unknown_31: We're done.

Unknown_03: Stay with me, Greta. I think I need some alone time anyway. Greta, no. See you later.

1:51:39
Unknown_31: Cheer up, sister.

Unknown_13: I'm not... What's going on?

Unknown_09: Don't worry about that. Secret girl talk.

Unknown_09: I'm so bummed you guys are leaving.

Unknown_13: Oh, shit.

Unknown_03: Sean, have you ever heard the word gunt before? I'd like to show you mine, if you don't mind. It's cool you have a goal.

1:52:10
Unknown_09: I can't wait to get the fuck out of here. But if they want more cash, then Finn likes to get his lead on.

Unknown_09: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

1:52:52
Unknown_09: Even if it's our last night here, we'll meet again, Sean.

Unknown_09: One thing I learned traveling is how small the world is. I think I'm catching an STD from this girl.

Unknown_09: Why not more? Even if we don't, we'll be fucking cool memories in each other's mind.

Unknown_03: I'm not kissing her. Maybe. Know what you thought. It's only cat boys.

Unknown_09: The best way to remember somebody is... Oh, can you not do both?

Unknown_03: A tattoo.

Unknown_03: Ready?

Unknown_09: Goddamn right! If you choose one, she doesn't hit on you or something.

1:53:27
Unknown_13: Tattoos are stupid.

Unknown_03: All that happens when you get a tattoo is it ends up on your FBI profile.

Unknown_09: Oh, it doesn't hurt, you big baby.

Unknown_09: Not that much. Come on.

Unknown_13: Nah.

Unknown_13: I'm not.

Unknown_03: Begun thought.

1:54:02
Unknown_13: Really. I mean, this is for life and all.

Unknown_03: I don't want to remember you at all.

Unknown_13: Can't do it on a whim.

Unknown_13: You know?

Unknown_09: It's okay. I'll just need to find another victim for the night.

Unknown_22: You think Daniel would enjoy a tramp stamp?

Unknown_03: No!

Unknown_09: Just kidding. Just kidding. That's preposterous. Anyway, I get that you don't want a tattoo.

Unknown_09: To each his own. That straight edge look suits you better.

Unknown_09: What? It means you're a punk on the inside. Hey, you know what?

1:54:34
Unknown_09: I think I'll have a swim in the lake now.

Unknown_03: Have fun. Come with me! No!

Unknown_03: Follow Cassidy Lake? I have no option? Is this game gonna rape me?

Unknown_13: Why can't I be... Am I... too much of a wuss?

Unknown_03: Bro. Eh, whatever.

1:55:08
Unknown_03: Well, the lake's the other way, innit?

Unknown_03: I learned that there's a tactical sign here, so I can figure this out easily.

Unknown_03: I really don't have an option. I can't talk to this fan and my objective is to follow Cassidy to the lake.

Unknown_13: Not sure I've got time to swing by the lake for Cass, but why not?

Unknown_02: Do more gay kissing.

1:55:40
Unknown_03: talk to Danny I'm gonna try that I really want to avoid this if at all possible because I'm already gonna have to use the YouTube editor to take out the tits from before and if there's like a sex scene here with her I'm gonna have to edit out that too that would suck oh okay fine we're gonna that's my other option we're gonna go do that no sorry Cassidy I'm just not into you

Unknown_03: I get our time there blue the block reason to pack up all the shit to who's by is by the fire was my remember Jacob you hell yeah hey skipping the football scene straight to the highest over here

1:56:39
Unknown_03: it's time to blow this joint Daniel what's up hey Sean I'm sorry about earlier dude I'm sorry too didn't mean to flip out now listen Finn told me more about that safe said it'd be easy peasy I think easy peasy I don't know use that cash it would save our ass for our trip

Unknown_05: I know. So do you want to do it or what?

Unknown_13: Hell yeah. It's up to you, Danny.

Unknown_05: Me? Why would you put that on him?

Unknown_13: Oh, fuck it.

Unknown_05: Danny was the best character. He kills people.

Unknown_03: He has psychic powers. He throws objects. He steals money.

Unknown_13: We are now. But seriously, don't do anything. Do it.

1:58:05
Unknown_03: I want the whiteboard scene in Grand Theft Auto where you decide how much of a cut everyone gets.

Unknown_13: Alright. Big Joe better be asleep, man. Oh, he's down for the night. Fuck him.

Unknown_05: Go on. We could take some of this cool stuff, too.

Unknown_13: No fucking way, Daniel. That house is a death trap.

Unknown_03: Just want some money.

Unknown_11: Big Joe probably has an arsenal.

Unknown_03: Eyes on the prize. No church cherry prizes. The whole place is probably booby-trapped.

Unknown_11: That's not our mission.

Unknown_03: Wait, why would they take a truck to this place if it's right here? The gate is locked.

Unknown_03: Just pop it.

1:58:39
Unknown_21: We just gotta get inside and get some wheels.

Unknown_03: Just pop the thing.

Unknown_12: No way I'll break that.

Unknown_03: Use your force powers.

Unknown_12: Guys, this one's on you.

Unknown_13: Daniel, maybe you can... You better step back.

Unknown_19: It's just like a click.

1:59:17
Unknown_03: No, that's not... Why not just lift all three of you over it? If he can lift up the tree, he can lift up yourselves.

Unknown_03: This is completely unnecessary. Damn. If he snaps Big Joe's neck, that'd be fantastic.

Unknown_03: Oh, motion sensitive light. Nice. Roscoe, that was the name of my mom's dog.

Unknown_05: That's funny. Thank God.

2:00:04
Unknown_19: Okay, troops. We're invisible now. No lights, no sound, no nothing. Cool?

Unknown_19: Yeah.

Unknown_19: I'll try that truck.

Unknown_05: Cool.

Unknown_05: What do you want me to do, Finn?

Unknown_21: Just watch Big Joe's house to see if anybody pops out. You good?

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_03: This is the stealth game, though. There was a stealth mission in the first Life is Strange.

2:00:37
Unknown_03: Uh... I feel like there's a non-obvious thing I should be looking for. Oof. It's risky.

Unknown_13: Check the other door now. Guys, that truck is sealed.

Unknown_13: Maybe the truck then... Gotta make sure we leave fingerprints on absolutely fucking everything. Keep up the good work. And be careful, Enano.

Unknown_03: Where'd they go? Oh, they're back there. Okay, fuck it, let's just try to do this.

2:01:15
Unknown_03: Oh, I can't go through the front door. Why? What a weird thing. Is it gonna make me try all four of the cab doors? Is that what they're doing?

Unknown_03: No. Is it this door?

Unknown_13: One door left to check.

Unknown_03: Is it the other side?

Unknown_03: This is really killing my buzz. I was really hyped for this fucking stealing the money thing. I'm just checking fucking car doors in a lot for some reason.

2:01:48
Unknown_10: Check it out.

Unknown_10: So, all the doors are locked, but we just gotta get into one car.

Unknown_13: I think I can get that truck started.

Unknown_03: Does he know how to hotwire a truck?

Unknown_13: Talk. My dad was a mechanic. He once told me how to hotwire his truck.

Unknown_13: Just in case.

Unknown_10: John is a fucking repo man.

Unknown_02: Oh my god. I can't believe they would have the Mexican kid know how to hotwire a truck. So Big Joe can't follow us. You're starting to scare me. You're too good at this.

2:02:25
Unknown_05: Looks like he's grabbing his ass from behind.

Unknown_13: Oh, no. Uh, okay, what are we gonna steal? I guess this one.

2:03:00
Unknown_03: Well, he has tools over here, don't he?

Unknown_03: Well, you can knock down a window into the frame by jiggling it correctly.

2:03:33
Unknown_03: Then once it's out, you can reach out.

Unknown_03: Can't take that. Can I open the metal box?

Unknown_03: There we go. Look, it's a key. You don't even need to hotwire it.

Unknown_13: oh yeah maybe this fits in one of the cars it said office key uh where was it sean's inventory come on now show me the shit that i just picked i literally just picked up it really is that gonna show me the shit i literally just picked up in this fucking game

2:04:36
Unknown_25: Uh, okay, let's look at that.

Unknown_13: Nothing over here, man.

Unknown_13: Puncture a tire? Fuck yeah, fuck this guy.

Unknown_12: Puncture that tire.

Unknown_13: There she blows.

2:05:09
Unknown_04: Direct.

Unknown_03: You said office door, yeah, I know.

Unknown_03: But I don't know if the game knows that, so I'm trying it.

Unknown_19: So?

Unknown_19: Find anything?

Unknown_03: I feel like I should.

Unknown_03: Can I pick it?

2:05:46
Unknown_03: I checked his tools. It doesn't help me. Can I break the window? Okay, I can break the window on that. I probably shouldn't have done that.

Unknown_03: Oh, yeah, that hood's locked.

2:06:18
Unknown_21: Okay.

Unknown_03: Fuck you. I'm working on it.

Unknown_03: Okay, fuck it. Fuck it, we're breaking the window.

Unknown_03: You can do this by without... This guy really like... Okay, fuck it.

Unknown_13: Pop open this.

Unknown_03: Tape it and throw a rock? Perfect!

2:07:06
Unknown_26: Oh, fuck it. Let's rush.

Unknown_26: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Unknown_03: He definitely has a gun. You got it, sweetie.

Unknown_03: Sweetie? Get fast, Sean.

Unknown_21: Yes, you did it. Let's go. Fuck yeah. Drive. Rock, Sean.

Unknown_27: Talk about an adrenaline rush. Shit, that was close. You okay, Daniel? I'm fine.

Unknown_03: Say your names as you drive away.

2:07:41
Unknown_03: Sweetie's a little fast. Yeah, that is a bit fast.

Unknown_03: We're driving to the actual weed farm now. But the guy's awake. He can obviously just say, like, hey, expect company, I guess. The whole point of stealing the car was to drive to here.

Unknown_03: Instead of just walking, I guess.

Unknown_19: I'm glad you're with me, Sean.

Unknown_17: To the end and shit.

Unknown_03: This is gay. I didn't realize that making him gay would make this dialogue so gross.

2:08:12
Unknown_12: I've got the kitchen keys, so we got an easy entrance.

Unknown_12: Here you go.

Unknown_11: Whoa.

Unknown_11: Nice job. Get in. Bust that safe. Grab the money. Then head back to the camp and bail out with everyone.

Unknown_13: You sure they're gonna be okay with that? They will when they see the money.

Unknown_22: Let's move.

Unknown_19: Man, I've been waiting for this for a long time. Really? Fucking A. Meryl can be cool, but he's still... By the way, be careful, guys. The place is really... Daniel, see that surveillance camera?

2:08:49
Unknown_10: Totally. I got it.

Unknown_05: Ew. This place is creepy at night.

Unknown_13: Come on. Hot isn't scary.

2:09:29
Unknown_21: Where? Oh shit.

Unknown_13: Nice work, Sean. Smile at the camera, dumbass.

2:10:03
Unknown_13: This could destroy the computers. Check out that

Unknown_03: I mean, they're criminals. He can't, like, report the theft of his fucking weed money to the police or something. Are you gonna show the camera? Okay, there we go. What other door?

2:10:51
Unknown_03: With the one at the very front?

Unknown_13: Okay, they opened.

2:11:29
Unknown_03: I mean, I... What's Mero gonna say? Uh... Oh, can't he do it?

Unknown_13: Oh, we're just gonna blow the door open?

Unknown_04: Fuck it. Let's just go loud. We already got caught. Just go.

Unknown_03: Meryl shows up, just murder him in cold fucking blood. I thought that should be established before you think onto the property.

2:12:23
Unknown_03: Yeah, we don't have bags. We didn't pack our shit before we got here. The tent and stuff is still set up. The guy already knows. The security cameras already have... This is like the worst robbery ever.

Unknown_29: Well, well, well. Kill him. Come on in. Kill him.

Unknown_29: I've been watching you over the cameras. Fucking amateurs.

Unknown_29: Alright. Move your asses over there. Merrill, now!

Unknown_03: You can kill him. There's no tension here because I know that he can kill him.

2:12:55
Unknown_29: I know this looks bad, but... Stop. I don't want to hear any more of your shit.

Unknown_28: Kill him.

Unknown_29: So, what was your big fucking plan exactly? Work here for a time and then break into my safe? Pathetic.

Unknown_29: Who was the moron mastermind?

Unknown_29: Like I didn't know.

Unknown_29: I gave you punk's work when nobody would. A place to crash for free. This is how you were paid?

2:13:30
Unknown_03: Stealing from me? No, no. It's not about you.

Unknown_29: I thought you were different. Smart. But you're a real dumbass for getting a kid involved. And you're teaching him how to steal?

Unknown_29: Thief and brother of the year. Nice.

Unknown_29: What now? You all really fucked up.

Unknown_29: Kill him.

Unknown_28: Kill him.

Unknown_29: Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.

Unknown_28: Kill him.

Unknown_29: Kill him.

Unknown_28: Kill him.

2:14:25
Unknown_29: Go ahead. Kill him.

Unknown_03: Okay, if you genuinely think that if I had taken the time to slowly go to all eight wheels to puncture every single wheel before breaking into the door that this would have played out in any other way, you have not watched any of the other eight episodes that I've done because not once ever have any of my decisions ever impacted the outcome of the game. They're going to say snarky shit like, oh, I saw you over the CCTV or they didn't even puncture my tires. But no, it would have been exactly the fucking same.

2:14:56
Unknown_32: Kill him. Kill him. Time.

2:15:37
Unknown_29: Wait. Let me explain.

Unknown_32: Oh yeah? Explain this.

Unknown_03: Go for it. It's time.

Unknown_32: Back up, bitches.

Unknown_03: Just pull the shotgun up to his head and pull the trigger psychically. You can kill him in a second. Don't.

Unknown_29: For the last time, get on your fucking knees.

Unknown_03: Kill him.

Unknown_29: Meryl? No. Don't break my balls now, kid.

2:16:08
Unknown_29: Daniel, you got this.

Unknown_28: It's time.

Unknown_32: Don't fucking move!

Unknown_03: It's time. The NAP has been violated.

Unknown_03: Morality is a spook.

Unknown_03: The value of human life is a spook.

Unknown_03: It's time.

Unknown_29: It's not like I want to do this.

Unknown_29: The people I deal with are worse.

Unknown_29: Doesn't matter. It's time to pay. Kill him. They don't care about your family. Kill him.

2:16:42
Unknown_29: Kill him.

Unknown_04: do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it!

Unknown_26: do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it!

2:17:14
Unknown_03: do it!

Unknown_02: do it!

Unknown_03: do it! do it!

Unknown_02: do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it!

Unknown_03: do it! do it!

Unknown_02: do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it!

Unknown_03: do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it!

Unknown_04: do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it

Unknown_04: Destroy everything. The entire house.

2:17:49
Unknown_03: Come on. I better see someone die. I want to see someone die. Do it. Is it going to cut there?

Unknown_24: It's not going to show me what happened.

Unknown_24: uh based

2:18:34
Unknown_03: No, they didn't steal the money, that's just like debris. I thought that was like the morning after and they had carried out money all night.

Unknown_03: They need to hire me to write these movies. Or whatever. This video game, not a movie.

Unknown_03: Yeah, instead of force na- like what I said.

Unknown_03: I did. I wanted them all to die. He has to be dead. Even though he has no wounds or anything. Please never go away.

2:19:11
Unknown_22: Is he dead?

Unknown_03: Yeah, this song is shit. Let's skip one.

Unknown_03: Got shit to do, game. This is not Josh music, okay? Fuck off. Look at all those binnies.

2:19:44
Unknown_03: This is not Josh music. Fuck off. You're violating my NAP by lying like that. You're assassinating my character. This song is awful. I want to protect you so that you never die.

2:20:16
Unknown_03: yeah is he what oh he's just got a black eye i thought he had glass in his eye or something is that it i can't believe that that's how they would end it oh he did have glass in his eye

2:21:02
Unknown_03: Okay, let's... You made coffee for others after drinking the last cup. You didn't hit bullseye while knife throwing. Or you did hit a bullseye while knife throwing. You tried to... 0% of people did not hit the target while knife throwing. You tried to be understanding when Daniel mentioned Karen. You didn't mention the watch.

Unknown_03: because nobody did. You intervened when Big Joe slapped Cassidy. You trimmed a lot of weed buds. Oh, 37%.

Unknown_03: You helped Daniel clean the dishes. You were wasted at the campfire. You went to sleep with Daniel.

2:21:38
Unknown_03: Then came forward and Daniel got hit by Big Joe.

Unknown_03: You were in for the heist. Wow, what fucking boring fucking people would play this game and get to that part and say, you know what? I don't actually want to have a fun heist mission. That seems bullshit. Only 13% of people kissed Finn.

Unknown_03: You chose to have a wolf tattoo. Oh, I didn't get a wolf tattoo. Oh my God. I was only at 16% of people that didn't. So there were 3% of people that are like asexuals who didn't go with either of them.

2:22:17
Unknown_03: Uh, you didn't kiss Cassidy. You didn't enter Cassidy's tent. You woke Big Joe up after he went after you.

Unknown_03: You alerted Meryl while sneaking into the house.

Unknown_03: You didn't take the gun from the shelf.

Unknown_03: You told Daniel to use his power and Finn wasn't killed. Oh, Finn could get killed. Wow. How badly do you have to fuck up for that?

Unknown_03: Cassidy wasn't injured. Oh, I don't know what Cassidy's supposed to be doing with that.

Unknown_24: Okay. That's some stuff that we didn't see. Okay.

2:22:48
Unknown_03: I'm going to say that's it. Because we should get the wolf thing after that.

Unknown_12: This is it, son.

Unknown_12: You're toast.

Unknown_12: End of the road.

Unknown_12: No way out this time.

Unknown_12: We got a lot of room in jail for cop murders like you.

Unknown_03: This must be the next chapter. Alright.

2:23:20
Unknown_03: Thank you, my friends, for watching. I hope you have enjoyed this awful, awful video game. Yeah, I'll probably do it next week. It's Saturday. I think these time slots are working out a lot better. I think a lot more people turn up because this is more accessible.

Unknown_03: Actually, I'll see you Friday because that's the normal stream.

Unknown_03: I'm not playing the next episode. I have to stop before I want to kill myself.

2:23:56
Unknown_03: But yeah, I'll see you guys then. Let me see. I think I might have a song. I think I might have a real Josh song. Do I have a real Josh song?

Unknown_03: Oh, okay. Yeah, I got this. This is perfect. This will suffice for the end. I'll see you guys in a bit. pop these jennies like a wheelie nigga they all silly niggas in the hood with my anna niggas and that hero nigga they run up and they banning niggas we just dabbing niggas no gm they a loser nigga fuck those woman niggas in the I don't want to.

2:24:36
Unknown_23: You can keep the whole. She's been in for some honest people. No good post only shit post for my dick and Jenny's asshole They all bad hoes I'm a fucking then I'm dad's home to the castle Take a jimmy bitch to the dance

2:25:33
Unknown_23: Got the cash and the whip, I pull up with a stick I let that shit hit, shut up But I fucked that Janie's bitch Janie's iffy, uh, ain't un-got this stiffy, uh

Unknown_23: I ain't wanna take his life, but nigga, fuck it. I'm a Serrano J shit, take a J bitch, do the dash and the whip, got the cash and the whip.

Unknown_23: the cash in the whip i pull up with a stick i let that shit hit shut up but i