Life is Strange 2: Episode 2 - Bad at Video Games 2019-12-28

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Unknown_06: I know I'm not quiet. I shouldn't be quiet.

Unknown_06: I'm afraid to put it up anymore, because if I put it up anymore, it's going to be too loud.

Unknown_06: Oh, output gain negative six. That's what I want to fix. There, that should be a little bit better, hopefully.

Unknown_06: Alright, hello my friends.

Unknown_06: This is episode 2 of Life is Strange 2, which is difficult to remember. Let me recap Life is Strange 1, because I know some people were watching the first one and they felt like they missed a lot because they weren't watching Life is Str- they hadn't seen Life is Strange 1, and my playthrough of that is gone forever in stream.meland.

0:00:46
Unknown_06: Oh, if I sound a little bit different, it's because I am sick, kind of. So that happens. It's the holiday season, of course you get sick. It's necessary, it's part of the program.

Unknown_06: Okay, so in Life is Strange 1, a lesbian and another lesbian

Unknown_06: do absolutely nothing and one of the lesbians keeps dying over and over again and You try to save her by rewinding time because you have this awesome time rewinding power that you could theoretically use to rob banks and stuff but instead of doing anything with it you just try to save your retarded lesbian friend from getting killed and And then at the end of the game, you discover that she must die. It is necessary for her to die, because the universe has been trying to kill her, and you've been using your awesome time-shifting powers to not kill her. So, you have to let her die. And it's actually a pretty decent end to the game, it's just a shame that the entire game is fucking awful.

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Unknown_06: but the ending was good it had an interesting story where it's like of course you want to save your friend but inevitably they must die and it doesn't matter what you try to do to stop them they have to die so i kind of like that story a little bit um just just the the plot the the conclusion is satisfying i think This game is completely different. It's about a family of Mexicans living exactly one month into Trump's world. And every white person is either Seth Rogen and a self-insert character from the writers to save the poor minority youth. Or, they're racist. So, after a cop pulls a gun on the little boy, or no, on the little boy at first, he pulls a gun on a small child, and then the dad comes out like, hey, don't shoot my son, and then he gets shot, and now they're on the run because the child was heavily autistic. And his autistic powers allowed him to unleash a hedgehog defensive mode attack, like a parry or whatever, and it killed the police officer and also the racist child. So that racist child is also dead because of the hedgehog defensive maneuver.

0:02:51
Unknown_06: We're now in episode 2 where Seth Rogen has taken the children to California and Given them $10 because that's all he had after he bought titty magazines at a gas station So I'm very I'm very excited to see what happens. The game is extremely terrible. The plot is pathetic and cringe-inducing It's exactly how retarded French people view life in America as a minority and I can't wait to see what happens So let's get right into it Thank you friends

0:03:41
Unknown_01: Yeah, no, autism is a superpower.

Unknown_06: Those kids at that convention were lucky that Chris didn't just completely... Chris's autism is like Super Saiyan 3. He could have flattened the entire state. Luckily, people were on hand to prevent a catastrophe.

Unknown_06: Basically, a second 9-11. An autistic 9-11. You guys can't see the game.

Unknown_06: Can you see the game now? Oh, yes you can. Okay.

0:04:14
Unknown_06: It's in 60 frames per second, right?

Unknown_06: I have a good computer and I have a good internet and I'm going to stream Life is Strange 2 at 60 frames per second. Oh, it's only 30. What a waste.

Unknown_06: Is the stream super fucked up for anyone else? I hope not.

Unknown_06: Uh, let me know if the audio is bad. I think everything's fine.

Unknown_06: I can't change the frames per second now though.

Unknown_06: Okay. Oh, it's been a long while. It's been like 10 days.

0:04:45
Unknown_06: Long roads ahead. Fantastic.

Unknown_06: The skip feature has been improved.

Unknown_06: Excellent.

Unknown_06: Thank you.

Unknown_06: Thank you, video game, for improving your skip feature. That's the best news I've heard all day.

Unknown_06: Also I'm trying really hard not to DSP and snort right now because I am a little bit sick and I know nobody wants to hear me snort. Oh my god it's the same story I just told you but furries.

0:05:40
Unknown_06: He's basically Bambi.

Unknown_03: To Mexico. Hey, no anti-Chinese comments.

Unknown_03: I may end up living in the PRC one day. I can't cash in my credit score yet.

Unknown_03: and were able to eat in peace.

0:06:13
Unknown_06: They couldn't come up with like a metaphor for the gas station that would fit lolz? I would try to tie them up.

Unknown_03: The wolf brothers managed to escape with the help of a friendly bear.

Unknown_06: Friendly bear, oh my god.

Unknown_03: Showed them how to survive.

Unknown_06: Seth Rogen the bear. And help them find a warm camp for the night.

Unknown_03: That's when the big brother discovered that the little one was not an ordinary wolf, but a super wolf.

Unknown_06: Oh my god.

Unknown_03: I'm gonna let you guys know when I have to touch the keyboard.

0:06:54
Unknown_06: Like, put both hands on the mouse and keyboard.

Unknown_06: Oh, dude, they imported my Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit save file.

Unknown_01: What the fuck?

Unknown_01: Are they- are they gonna meet? Are they both autistic?

Unknown_06: Are they gonna have, like, in- in Dragon Ball Z where the two characters yell at each other and the ground breaks below them? Is that what's gonna happen? That would be great. I would be thoroughly entertained if that was the outcome.

0:07:28
Unknown_06: I don't- I don't think that anything happened in Captain Spirit that could possibly, like... This game pretends that your decisions matter, and it absolutely does not.

Unknown_06: I thoroughly played Captain Spirit, though. Like, I found out about his family problems and stuff.

Unknown_06: So, who knows.

Unknown_06: No, I haven't muted anyone. I don't think I have anyone muted in YouTube.

Unknown_06: Oh, they kidnapped a puppy, by the way.

0:08:09
Unknown_03: It was too heavy for you a few days ago.

Unknown_06: Is he real? Are they really doing like Star Wars shit? Oh my God. This is fucking nonsense.

Unknown_16: Let's try to lift something else.

Unknown_06: Pepito, use the force.

Unknown_16: I'm a little tired.

Unknown_06: He's tired. He's tired from psychically lifting rocks.

Unknown_06: puppy.

Unknown_03: I'm so glad Daniel took this little girl with us.

0:08:45
Unknown_06: Oh, they named the dog mushroom by the way. That's the worst, but you could try and lift mushroom.

Unknown_16: Are you kidding? I don't want to hurt her.

Unknown_03: Yeah, yeah. You're probably right.

Unknown_06: So I have to ask the other character to use force powers for me. Shooting range, right?

Unknown_06: If he's psychic, can he like pinch nerves in people's brains to kill them? That's what I would do.

Unknown_03: How about those cans? Can you fly them all together without dropping any? Sure, look.

0:09:17
Unknown_06: I wonder what he thinks about, do you think he thinks about the chicks from Sonic the Hedgehog?

Unknown_03: All the female hedgehogs? You're getting way better at this.

Unknown_03: Okay, let's show Daniel some more stuff to play with before we call it a day.

Unknown_06: more stuff to play with oh my god it's unsexual lift the big rock how about that one i can do it with the small rocks but not the big ones you can do this trust me just relax focus

0:10:00
Unknown_06: If I was a psychic that could pinch people's nerves in their brain, I would become like a serial killer. I would just do it to random people. Can you do it to the TV? Oh my god, if you could do it to the TV, that's the most- you're basically Death Note. But you don't have like a weird demon god following you.

Unknown_06: This sounds very wrong, by the way.

Unknown_06: What's this establishing when he's super powerful?

0:10:36
Unknown_03: Is that dog gonna get crushed by a rock eventually? He can make people coom?

Unknown_16: Oh no.

Unknown_03: Not yet. This is a new exercise, young apprentice.

Unknown_03: See if you can stop this in the air.

Unknown_03: Cool?

Unknown_16: Okay, but you better not hit me.

Unknown_03: At that time you gave me a bruise?

0:11:11
Unknown_16: Serious.

Unknown_03: You won't let me, right?

Unknown_16: Try it.

Unknown_06: Oh my god. Okay, my hands have touched the keyboard. We're officially playing the game.

Unknown_06: What am I doing? The fuck is this?

Unknown_06: Oh, okay. What am I throwing this at?

Unknown_16: Dude, you almost hit our dog. Learn how to aim.

0:11:42
Unknown_03: I'm sorry, Shroom.

Unknown_03: But you did stop it, Daniel.

Unknown_03: You learned fast.

Unknown_16: Let's do it one more time. But near me.

Unknown_03: And not super hard. It's just a snowball, Daniel.

Unknown_06: See, I always want to screw around, but things take so long to do that I... It's never satisfying. This game never rewards you for fucking around. Like, they expect you to take it super seriously, and they don't reward you for not doing so.

0:12:15
Unknown_03: Oh my god.

Unknown_03: Doesn't this make him a Mary Sue?

Unknown_06: Because he has like superpowers?

Unknown_03: Are they doing the same thing that they were doing from Life is Strange 1?

Unknown_06: Where she gets like a nosebleed every time she uses the time rewind power? Does he get like a nosebleed when he tries to use the force on Snowballs? It's kind of lame to recycle the same fucking thing from Life is Strange 1.

0:12:50
Unknown_03: Okay, the scene where you get to murder Clo infinitely in the Junkyard is the funniest fucking thing though.

Unknown_16: I told you what stranger things is like a TV show.

Unknown_06: Where are we going?

Unknown_06: Fill up the canteen. So the sperm count gets lower. He's like a kid.

0:13:26
Unknown_03: Here we go.

Unknown_06: Season 1. Those videos are gone. I don't think anyone's seen all the episodes of Season 1.

Unknown_03: Nice work, Daniel. Glad to see our training sessions are paying off.

Unknown_16: Thanks to you.

Unknown_16: So glad I don't have to touch that water.

0:13:59
Unknown_16: It's too fucking cold.

Unknown_06: Swear. Oops.

Unknown_16: Yeah, oops. Sorry. I said fucking.

Unknown_02: yeah dude watch it seriously okay i'll become a sweary boy we're gonna have to reintegrate into society when we get to tijuana look daniel i think i saw that rabbit from the other day he's trying to get home oh i want to see the bunny

0:14:44
Unknown_03: Don't swear, he just told your mother not to. What an asshole.

Unknown_06: They're dead.

Unknown_03: Look, there's dead bodies out here.

Unknown_03: I don't know, man.

Unknown_03: Maybe they live in Florida. Oh, this is the house from, um, maybe they got tired of these woods.

0:15:19
Unknown_06: The awesome adventures of Captain spirit. This is our layer.

Unknown_16: Now it just looks kind of like it.

Unknown_06: I thought they were all the way up in Alaska or something though.

Unknown_16: Yeah.

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_06: This kind of looks like it. Just a little bit though. Not too much.

Unknown_03: I thought we were going to Mexico.

0:15:59
Unknown_06: What did I do? I put it on Twitter. Oh, I didn't add everyone on Discord. That's my bad. This game isn't old.

Unknown_03: It just finished. It came out in December 2019.

Unknown_06: I waited until they all came out before I started playing.

Unknown_06: The important Discord users are here? Okay, hold up.

Unknown_06: Windy can add everyone. Windy, I give you official royal permission to add everyone in that channel if you want to. Just link the tweet.

0:16:34
Unknown_06: I feel like a real streamer now. I'm yelling at mods to do shit for me. I don't have to do it myself. Let's find out.

Unknown_03: What's the first one?

Unknown_03: Hide your power.

Unknown_17: Have you spent your power level?

Unknown_03: What happens?

Unknown_06: Oh my God.

0:17:06
Unknown_16: People freak out.

Unknown_03: And when people freak, what do they do? They report your posts. Exactly. The second rule is

Unknown_16: Oh my god, are they... Are they, like, making a joke about Fight Club?

Unknown_03: It's gonna be, don't talk about it again.

Unknown_06: Don't talk about Fight Club. That's a stupid rule.

0:17:47
Unknown_16: I don't know. I mean, with my power I can help us.

Unknown_17: Only as a total last resort.

Unknown_16: How will I know that?

Unknown_17: If there's any other way of helping... These rules are all wrong though.

Unknown_16: Maybe if I...

Unknown_06: Because the first rule is, a robot may not injure a human being or, through an action, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the first law. And a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law. This child has got it all wrong. He's going to cause chaos and havoc.

0:18:17
Unknown_16: I mean, he looks like a robot.

Unknown_06: Look at that animation.

Unknown_06: in law for only clowns are human. Oh geez.

Unknown_03: Daniel, you didn't even know that shit was out of your control, but look what happened to the policeman.

0:18:59
Unknown_16: Maybe this power is a curse or something.

Unknown_03: Hey, we have no clue what happened.

Unknown_06: When you say these lines, try to sound sad.

Unknown_06: All that autism is killing him. This is why if Chris were to do this, he would immediately break his blood-brain barrier and hemorrhage out the nose and die.

0:19:39
Unknown_16: Yeah, before she eats us.

Unknown_06: Fuck, I leaned away from the mic and everything. I still picked it up. Sorry. I don't mean to cough on mic.

Unknown_06: Uh, what the fuck are we doing? Build a fire in the wood. So that seems dangerous. It's like an old house.

Unknown_06: Final boss is drunk. Does he have to kill the president?

Unknown_06: Is that the final choice I have to make if I'm gonna- President Trump comes out. We're in New York on 9th Avenue. He comes out with a gun and fires it. Do you use the force powers to ricochet it or to just kill Trump and save the day?

0:20:12
Unknown_06: I don't think I'm allowed to talk about killing the president though.

Unknown_06: I'm talking about this in a purely speculative video game. It's a legal discussion. What do I need? Find dad's letter. I wonder what-

Unknown_06: cough in my mouth? Ew, that's disgusting. What the fuck's wrong with you? High school feels so far away now.

0:20:49
Unknown_06: Why does he have all these pine cones in his fucking inventory?

Unknown_06: Oh, he draws all this furry art, by the way. People really wanted me to look at this.

Unknown_06: I kind of like the drawings.

Unknown_06: fuck you fuck you oh these that's kind of furry that's like a goat man yeah that's furry misty mice and ghoul days that might be furry too yeah maybe this kid is a furry where's that lighter at how do you not have this

0:21:48
Unknown_03: I just need to find a lighter. That's my quest. What are you talking to? Are you talking to me? Where the fuck is the lighter?

Unknown_06: The whole point of this scene, by the way, is to make you feel bad.

Unknown_03: Look how- It's like, look at how- look at how backwards their life has gotten since, uh, the white cop shot their dad.

0:22:21
Unknown_06: Don't you feel sorry for them?

Unknown_06: Thing is, I don't really feel that sorry- where the fuck is the lighter at?

Unknown_03: Why do you have cigarettes? You're like a child.

Unknown_06: cigarettes are bad for you oh no i wonder i really wonder okay let me let me explain this is a game that pretends that your choices matter and that your decisions affect the outcome of the game and in the far far i can go and in the first episode or first chapter or whatever the asian girl he's talking to offers him a cigarette and i chose to take it And I said, I wonder if he's gonna get like lymphoma in a later episode and that's gonna be like my butterfly effect from taking that cigarette. I wonder if that cigarette packet is only there because I took the cigarette. Is this the game's intimacy with me? Oh, I took the cigarette so now he smokes and there's a cigarette packet in the room. When you're wandering around looking for a lighter. Is that the depth they've added? It doesn't actually affect the plot, it just makes it so that

0:22:58
Unknown_06: You have a packet of cigarettes somewhere?

0:23:58
Unknown_01: Sorry, this has got me. I'm back.

Unknown_06: Okay, where the fuck is... Does he have it? Do I have to, like, talk to him? Let's see if I open it.

0:24:29
Unknown_06: teach I don't want to teach me I just want a fucking lighter mushroom clung to Daniel on the first nights but now she loves her bed by the fire I don't know is it in the coat we scored with these clothes I don't fuck street cred find dad's letter there was a little bit left when we came pretty disgusting but

Unknown_03: This is ridiculous.

Unknown_05: Where the fuck is the lighter at?

Unknown_06: Which one? The one on the desk next to the tent?

Unknown_03: Are you shitting me? Oh, there it is.

Unknown_06: A lot of stuff is like this. Like in these games, like the worst parts are when they just have a room and they expect you to entertain yourself by looking at shit and listening to the voice actors say stuff in their head over and over again.

0:25:41
Unknown_06: Here we go.

Unknown_16: Hold on, Mushroom. We're gonna build a fire.

Unknown_06: And yes, he just talks until you find the lighter. And he'll never say a line like, oh, I saw the lighter on his bed stand or something.

Unknown_16: Dang, I am starved.

Unknown_06: Find a clean saucepan and get dinner ready. Guess it's time to start cooking. Okay.

Unknown_16: Yum.

0:26:12
Unknown_03: Oh, it's so hard.

Unknown_16: I could start Daniel's delivery service.

Unknown_03: Daniel needs to eat something after all that psychic crap.

Unknown_06: I don't know, does it take, what's that book, it's like Eragon, where the magic powers take calories, like if you try to lift something that's really heavy, you'll burn as many calories as it would take.

Unknown_03: That's where I got the thing about pinching nerves from.

0:26:56
Unknown_03: I do it too.

Unknown_06: Where the fuck is this?

Unknown_06: Where the fuck am I supposed to be cooking it from? On the stovetop? It doesn't look like it works.

Unknown_03: We're so lucky this thing is still working.

Unknown_03: It wouldn't have lasted long without heat.

Unknown_06: I just don't get it.

0:27:32
Unknown_03: Daniel's been sick for more than a week.

Unknown_06: Oh my God. Shut the fuck up before I kill myself.

Unknown_03: Getting worse.

Unknown_06: Cook it over the toilet with the engine degreaser. Is that a joke?

Unknown_06: Oh yes it does. Okay.

Unknown_06: I don't get it.

Unknown_03: This is ridiculous. Oh, I have to get a can.

Unknown_06: Okay. They finally told me.

0:28:05
Unknown_06: They were all the same thing, by the way. Okay, let's do this. Come on. Come on.

Unknown_06: I feel like a retard. This game makes you feel retarded because the objectives are like, get a can out

Unknown_06: Pick up that can.

0:28:41
Unknown_06: What was a joke in like a game made in 2008 is now... is now like an entire game. Okay, get dinner ready.

Unknown_03: I think I could get used to living like this.

Unknown_03: Quiet. Free.

Unknown_06: Do I have to listen to him talk as it happens?

Unknown_03: Nah, it's not ready yet.

Unknown_06: Oh, it literally just makes me wait. I'm a ravioli expert now.

Unknown_06: It's fucking canned ravioli, you're just adding warmth to it. It's already cooked.

Unknown_03: Bruh. Bruh.

Unknown_03: It's like glitching around.

0:29:31
Unknown_06: This is the most fun I've had all game. Get out of here. Get out of my way. Get out of my way.

Unknown_03: Maybe I can draw a quick sketch.

Unknown_03: Okay, dinner's ready.

Unknown_06: The improvised skip button. Shut the fuck up.

0:30:05
Unknown_03: This is real food.

Unknown_03: It's better than nothing.

Unknown_16: I'm just tired of the same thing. Do you want it mushroom?

Unknown_06: Maybe we should use your force power to go rob a fucking cafeteria.

Unknown_06: Bruh.

Unknown_03: I remember the... Let's go rob a store.

0:30:38
Unknown_06: Nobody will believe you if you say use the force power.

Unknown_06: It's very obvious that he's getting sick from using the force power, though.

Unknown_06: Like, the game is making that way too obvious. Even if you haven't played the first one, now you would know.

Unknown_06: Sorry, when I use my force power I just get really sick. It's such a weird phenomena.

Unknown_16: Um, okay?

Unknown_06: Can ravioli taste like a six year old's vomit? I don't know why you're eating a kid's vomit. A less smart ass answer is no it doesn't. Ravioli is fucking delicious. What's wrong with you?

0:31:11
Unknown_06: I used to eat that shit all the fucking time as a kid.

Unknown_06: What am I doing? Find the map and talk to Dylan.

Unknown_06: Or Daniel. Whatever the fuck his name is.

Unknown_06: Map was in this room, wasn't it?

Unknown_06: Nope. Nope.

Unknown_06: Nope.

Unknown_06: This game is going to be the fucking enemy.

Unknown_06: For some reason. I don't know. I just remember the, uh, the first one being better. Maybe it's just cause I like the ending and I have like a Rosie retrospection perspective going on.

0:31:44
Unknown_03: You never found the key to this door.

Unknown_06: Can't break it down. I guess using the sliding door is cool, but uh,

Unknown_06: I think a lot, I think more happened in the first one. People got shot. That one girl killed herself.

Unknown_06: Damn kid.

Unknown_06: Where did he put it?

Unknown_06: And just like, show me, just show me where it's at.

Unknown_06: Maybe it's in the bag.

0:32:20
Unknown_06: This thing is strong as a rock.

Unknown_05: Uh,

Unknown_06: This one pops off. Okay. I remember the first episode in this had like a really boring scene too. Like there was the part where you're just wandering in the woods and nothing's happening. And I kept expecting a bear or something, but absolutely fuck all happened.

0:32:55
Unknown_06: Yeah. The first game did have that murder mystery. There's no mystery here. Except how drunk got into office and how people are so racist these days.

Unknown_03: What did you do with the map?

Unknown_06: It literally forced me to recheck everything before I would ask him.

Unknown_17: So this wouldn't have happened if I didn't get desperate and start looking at stuff.

Unknown_06: We're in his tent?

Unknown_06: I didn't hear what he was saying because I was complaining.

0:33:27
Unknown_06: Where?

Unknown_06: Did I hear puppy?

Unknown_06: You stupid fuck.

Unknown_03: Get out of here. Good dunk, Norman. You stupid fucker. You're like a sidekick in your own game.

Unknown_06: Your brother does everything.

0:33:59
Unknown_06: All Sean's done is sell his butthole to get a ride with Seth Rogen.

Unknown_17: That's funny. That's funny.

Unknown_06: Yeah. Okay. That's actually funny. He John uses force power to make like a ghost that looked at the door.

Unknown_16: You almost shit your pants. Of course I did man.

Unknown_03: Anyway.

Unknown_06: That was creative. They must have had like an intern suggest that. Some guy, you know, the janitor was mopping the floor or something and he overheard them. He was like, oh, he should, if I had the force power, I would use it to play tricks, like making, making floating tablecloths, knock on the door. And they're like, hey, that's a good idea, janitor.

0:34:36
Unknown_03: Go back to sweeping though.

Unknown_06: We got the rest of the game.

Unknown_16: It's just a cough.

Unknown_03: Yeah. A bad cough that won't go away.

Unknown_03: Trust me, Daniel.

Unknown_03: You need some medicine.

Unknown_06: Maybe you should stop using your horsepower to levitate fucking plates though for real.

Unknown_16: Beaver Creek.

0:35:11
Unknown_16: What's that?

Unknown_06: That's where Karen's parents, our grandparents live.

Unknown_16: Okay.

Unknown_16: So what?

Unknown_03: So we can go there and they'll probably help us.

Unknown_16: Why do you always force us to run, Sean?

Unknown_06: We have to get to Mexico.

Unknown_06: Joshua's the janitor? Yes.

Unknown_06: That's why I'm so supportive of it.

Unknown_06: Their family.

0:35:41
Unknown_03: Oh, the game hasn't explained what happened with the mom yet.

Unknown_03: I'm sure you guys will be best buds.

Unknown_16: Well, okay. But mushroom has to agree too. She's part of the team. What do you say girl?

0:36:18
Unknown_16: Okay. When tomorrow do dogs want to get three fists of a vote better?

Unknown_03: We have a long road ahead.

Unknown_16: We should do something fun for our last night here. How about a game of dice?

Unknown_03: A game of dice?

Unknown_16: I get to draw on your backpack.

Unknown_03: You know I'm going to win and draw a dick on your bag, right?

Unknown_16: I don't think so. Loser.

Unknown_16: Party time.

Unknown_06: How do you play dice? Are they literally just rolling dice?

0:36:51
Unknown_03: Watch your butt, matey.

Unknown_06: What?

Unknown_06: Oh, I get to throw. Do I get to load my dice up?

Unknown_03: Six, a five, and a four.

Unknown_06: Six, a five, and a four. I see it. I see a five and a four.

Unknown_03: Wait, I can't even load my dice in my hand or anything.

0:37:24
Unknown_06: What's the point of even doing this?

Unknown_03: This is my last chance. Don't fail me.

Unknown_03: Yay. No full ship.

Unknown_03: No score.

Unknown_03: This is bizarre.

Unknown_06: This whole sequence is bizarre. You can't let me load my hand or anything.

Unknown_06: I literally just right click and then it throws my...

0:37:59
Unknown_06: And then I get my, uh, roll. I don't get to do anything.

Unknown_06: Oh, he's cheating. He's using force power to cheat the fucking dice. That motherfucker.

Unknown_03: My turn now.

Unknown_03: Be ready to lose.

Unknown_03: Complete ship. What the hell? He is cheating.

Unknown_06: This motherfucker.

0:38:34
Unknown_16: I wonder what we would have done if we didn't find these dice.

Unknown_06: Dude, they should totally go to Vegas and fucking gamble. Oh my god, they should play roulette. Can you imagine? You remember that time I beat dad at chess?

Unknown_03: You mean we beat dad.

Unknown_16: Yeah, you did help me distract them.

Unknown_16: I bet he would have liked this game.

Unknown_03: Definitely.

Unknown_03: He was a great pirate.

Unknown_03: Just like us.

Unknown_16: Captain Diaz, king of the seas.

0:39:11
Unknown_06: Yeah. If I, if I, you don't even need to rob a bank. Just go to a casino and play roulette for a couple of hours.

Unknown_16: Got a ship now.

Unknown_16: Do you think grandma and grandpa will have a console?

Unknown_03: I don't think so, dude.

Unknown_03: Sorry.

Unknown_16: No biggie. I like playing dice and stuff, too.

Unknown_03: Whoa. Daniel the big nerd. Getting sick of screens.

0:39:42
Unknown_16: No way. It's nice for a change. But I still want our play box.

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_03: I bet.

Unknown_03: This is genuinely the most bizarre shit I've ever seen in a game. Oh, wait, I see how this goes.

0:40:22
Unknown_03: Good luck beating that, matey.

Unknown_16: Don't worry about that.

Unknown_16: Mushroom's growing up so fast.

Unknown_03: Really? I don't see much difference.

Unknown_16: Well, she's still a tiny dot, but I can tell she's getting older and smarter. You're a smart girl, right?

Unknown_16: She's so cute.

Unknown_16: I'll love her forever.

Unknown_06: No, the game did not explain the rules before it threw me into it.

0:40:56
Unknown_16: And I win. Do you know what it means?

Unknown_03: Yeah, okay. You won it.

Unknown_03: Here's my bag.

Unknown_16: Let's see.

Unknown_16: Here, what do you think?

Unknown_03: Is that mushroom?

Unknown_16: Yes! I know I'm not as good as you, but... Nah, it's... It's really cool, dude.

0:41:31
Unknown_06: He drew it onto the backpack under, like, a sticker or something. That was dynamically added. So, let's do another one?

Unknown_16: Uh... No, we're done.

Unknown_06: We're done with the dice.

Unknown_03: It's bedtime. Gotta get up early.

Unknown_16: I'm going to finish my comic book.

Unknown_16: She has to pee.

Unknown_03: Okay, okay.

Unknown_03: I'll take her out for a walk.

Unknown_16: You're going to smoke.

0:42:04
Unknown_16: Gross.

Unknown_03: You're right.

Unknown_03: Don't smoke.

Unknown_03: It's our last night, so we can do anything.

Unknown_06: He's addicted now.

Unknown_03: The Asian lady gave him a cigarette.

Unknown_06: Now he can't look away. You can't stop him.

Unknown_06: What's up with the dog sound quality? They literally went to a stocked website and downloaded dog bark that wave.

0:42:36
Unknown_06: Here's the lymphanoma character arc I was waiting for. I'm gonna start vaping.

Unknown_06: Is he gonna start doing midnight live streams about politics too? About how Drumpf is bad?

0:43:13
Unknown_06: There's one of those scenes where it just plays music and shows you like a scenery.

Unknown_06: They like to add a lot of these to this fucking game.

Unknown_06: He could make bank with super chats, man.

Unknown_06: I don't think a famous murderer has ever done live streaming before.

Unknown_06: Can I skip it?

Unknown_06: No, I literally can't skip it. Just so you know.

0:43:52
Unknown_08: Andy Warsey was close.

Unknown_06: You're a smoker, you can't use the force.

Unknown_06: Brinton Tarrant was a famous live streamer. That's true.

0:44:24
Unknown_06: He's one of the most famous Facebook exclusive live streamers ever.

Unknown_06: I can't name anyone else who uses Facebook live streaming except for Brinton.

Unknown_06: No, this is not the start. This is like... 30 minutes? 45 minutes into the second chapter.

0:45:06
Unknown_06: Yeah, that's true. The music does play an important part in the game, and it's usually the most distinct element of the game. I say distinct as opposed to good, because it's not always good.

Unknown_06: Like... Just imagine how this would feel if there was no music, and it was just these fucking animations and this kid's face.

Unknown_06: The music adds a whole second layer that makes it, like, sufferable, as opposed to just mind-numbingly boring.

0:45:43
Unknown_06: Yeah, it played Listowania. That's a good song, it's from Phoenix. You can't make fun of Listowania. It played it for like 15 seconds. That's all I could afford. French people don't have money.

Unknown_06: Roles of nature.

Unknown_03: Hey Daniel, how are you doing? It sucks.

Unknown_03: I'm coming.

0:46:16
Unknown_06: Hands are back on the keyboard.

Unknown_16: Mushroom wants to go out.

Unknown_16: Don't you hear?

Unknown_06: Yeah. Sorry.

Unknown_16: Move.

Unknown_06: Am I going to finish Sekiro? Maybe. I don't know. I'm in a weird place right now where I don't, I can't game stream very often.

Unknown_16: It's fucking bullshit.

Unknown_03: Okay, no more swearing.

Unknown_16: Sure, like you're always polite.

0:46:48
Unknown_03: Come on, chill out.

Unknown_03: What did you pack in? What the f- Dude, you can't fit the whole room in.

Unknown_03: Don't worry, your super strong big brother can help.

Unknown_16: Awesome!

Unknown_16: Thanks, Sean.

Unknown_03: Well, looks like we're almost set.

0:47:23
Unknown_16: Where's Mushroom?

Unknown_03: Still... peeing, I guess?

Unknown_16: I'm gonna check what she's up to.

Unknown_03: Okay, I'll fill up our bottles and I'll catch up with you guys.

0:48:00
Unknown_06: riveting i guess i need an excuse to have the character be away from this because when i come out something bad's gonna happen i guess what am i doing pack the can oh i have to put it in the bag okay okay all done where the hell is he

Unknown_06: Yeah, it is weird how bad the special effects are. It's like a... It's just shit he downloaded. Like, they just downloaded the stuff. They didn't bother recording anything. Because it doesn't sound like it's made with the same recording equipment or anything.

0:48:55
Unknown_06: Oh, did that bear finally kill him?

Unknown_06: It was my footprints, where the fuck is it?

Unknown_03: Oh my god, please don't talk the entire time that I'm doing this. Sean! Sean!

0:49:31
Unknown_06: I mean, it looked like it was going up here, but I don't see it up here.

Unknown_03: What are they doing?

Unknown_03: We have to leave. It must be this way.

0:50:12
Unknown_06: Are those my footprints? Are they adding my footprints to it so that there's shit all over the fucking place? Well, that's dog piss, that's wonderful.

Unknown_06: It's so quiet.

Unknown_03: Dude, what are you doing?

Unknown_06: It has to be this way then.

0:50:45
Unknown_06: Sorry, I got distracted and now I've completely lost myself.

Unknown_03: I'm not on pills.

Unknown_06: There's too many bricks. Go past the river. Can I go past the river?

0:51:20
Unknown_06: I'm gonna be too late, oh no. I thought that was on the other side. Okay, this track, this is it.

Unknown_06: That's going to the print, then down here. Then we went over here. Over here, no. We went there. Then we went over here.

Unknown_06: That has to be over here.

0:51:53
Unknown_06: Is this it?

Unknown_08: There is two puddles of pee. I don't understand.

Unknown_03: Oh no, I found blood.

Unknown_06: How did that dog pee twice? I guess dogs like let a little bit out, right?

0:52:28
Unknown_06: That's not good.

Unknown_06: Sorry, I'm dying of a flu. You have to, you have to excuse me.

Unknown_06: Oh, did the brother use like force power and cause a nosebleed?

Unknown_06: He fought off a bear or something, right?

Unknown_06: It's my bear. It's a cougar, but it's... I caught it.

0:53:01
Unknown_06: Oh, that dog's fucking dead.

Unknown_06: Kill that... Kill that... Kill it. Murder her. Use the force.

Unknown_06: Murder her. It's Icon. Don't intervene.

Unknown_06: Slam it to the ground in a fit of rage.

Unknown_06: Oh my god!

Unknown_17: Holy fuck!

0:53:38
Unknown_16: He's becoming more autistic by the second.

Unknown_06: Save your strength. Use Ray's force healing on the puppy. We'll blow this joint out.

Unknown_06: We'll be in the most Isley cantina in three clicks. Three parsecs.

0:54:13
Unknown_06: Oh, poor puppy.

Unknown_02: It's all right.

Unknown_02: I'm right here.

Unknown_06: It's not alright, that puppy's fucking dead, man.

Unknown_01: Aww, that's sad. I'm easily emotionally manipulated by animal cruelty, I guess.

0:54:56
Unknown_06: Oh yeah, they're gonna eat the panther now.

Unknown_06: It's the circle of life.

Unknown_06: Yeah, you can make ravioli out of the panther. A crucifix? Was the dog a catholic?

0:55:40
Unknown_06: If someone reads that sign, they're going to think that that's like a mushroom farm or something. They're not going to understand that a dog corpse is buried there unless you want to say something.

Unknown_16: Uh, goodbye mushroom.

Unknown_16: You were such a good puppy. I'll always remember running through the snow with you and how you, you snuggle.

Unknown_06: Snuggled? That's not a word, kid. Let's take that line again.

Unknown_16: I'll never forget you.

Unknown_06: Because snuggling is not the line.

0:56:22
Unknown_06: Good girl.

Unknown_02: Rest in peace.

Unknown_06: Rest in pepperoni pepper.

Unknown_16: Sean, do you think she's up in heaven?

Unknown_16: With dad?

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_03: I'm sure he will look after her. We're like religious furries.

Unknown_06: That's okay.

Unknown_16: Wait, what about his allergies?

0:56:53
Unknown_06: I don't want to say no. Yeah.

Unknown_05: Now Daniel's Catholic.

Unknown_06: There's going to be a scene in episode four where he goes to, goes to, to pray. He gets his, uh, baptism and first communion. Okay.

Unknown_06: We should go.

Unknown_06: It's getting late.

Unknown_06: They're not gonna bury the cougar. They snapped his fucking neck with the force.

Unknown_06: I think this scene was inspired by RimWorld where you have your first pet and stuff and you're building your base and then a random cougar or panther or whatever walks up to it and eats it.

0:57:35
Unknown_06: And you end up killing and then butchering both animals because you need food. But they didn't butcher the panther. I don't know why they didn't bury the panther. It didn't do nothing. It was hungry. I wish we didn't have to go.

Unknown_16: I'd like to have a house again.

Unknown_03: Come on.

Unknown_06: Stream RimWorld. I tried. It's a boring game. I don't have the... What about my traps?

Unknown_03: I don't have the capacity to make such a game interesting.

Unknown_06: Should we beat them up?

Unknown_03: They'll protect the next runaways that stay here.

0:58:11
Unknown_16: Bye, Lord Snowman.

Unknown_16: He looked after our mushroom.

Unknown_06: My dog died because a pod full of milk fell from space and landed on top of it and also broke my freezer. I don't know why that makes me sad. It makes me think of like a Russian, like just chilling out in Siberia and then some space junk falls on it, kills his dog and breaks his freezer. He's like, I really needed that freezer to stop my, my, well in Siberia, they would use it to keep things from freezing. Cause now everything's going to be all rock hard. He can't cook with it. Bye!

0:58:51
Unknown_06: Dude, this is how this game- this game is emotionally manipulative. So was the first, because it would be like an hour of nothing, predictably punctuated by some sort of random, unprepared catastrophe, and then another hour of nothing, followed by another unprepared catastrophe, just repeated.

0:59:45
Unknown_06: They walk in single file to hide their numbers.

Unknown_06: David Cage. Fuck you, David Cage. Fuck all French people.

Unknown_06: I can't skip this, by the way. Anytime it's like a cutscene with scenery and music, I can't skip it. It's just the game.

Unknown_06: should i should i stream heavy rain i don't think i can stream that one because it's got naked ellen page in it did they take that scene out like the naked ellen page stuff because of her saying that david cage is a creepy sex pervert

1:00:40
Unknown_06: Yes, I should stream it. Okay, I might. That seems like something up my alley. I like games that I can play just by talking and keep- my hands are nice and cozy in my lap. Very warm. No need to stretch them out into a keyboard.

Unknown_06: Naked Ellen Page was Beyond Two Souls. Is that also a David Cage game?

1:01:29
Unknown_06: It's still going I still can't skip this Either they pay royalties on these songs or do they just like rip them off someone's iPod and stick it on

Unknown_07: The deadbutt is not optional.

1:02:17
Unknown_06: I did play the Walking Dead. I played that with my cousins and stuff. The one thing I remember from, um, this is an aside.

Unknown_06: There was one particular sequence in the original Walking Dead game where you're in a barn house and they're eating people.

Unknown_06: and when you go in down there you like say oh my god they're eating people everyone spit out your food they're eating people we got to get off this farm and then when we played that I was like wait wait what happens because every option you have like three different options and then you always have a say nothing option so I went back and I replayed that entire chapter to get to the part where you're eating people and And I wanted to see what would happen if you said nothing at all.

1:03:00
Unknown_06: And the result is people start freaking out for no reason. Like, they literally just assume that they're eating people as you stand there saying absolutely nothing.

Unknown_06: And, uh... By the end of it, me and my cousins were laughing so hard we were crying, because it was... it was such poor design, and it was so comedically perfect.

Unknown_03: We made it, Daniel.

1:03:36
Unknown_03: It's been a long time since I was here.

Unknown_16: When was that?

Unknown_03: Before you were born.

Unknown_03: Come here. Let me check you out. Claire likes everything super clean. Dad said she got pissed because he let me bring the snowball in the house.

Unknown_03: We don't want to look like total pigs.

1:04:21
Unknown_06: Really? They don't answer to see if to ring twice. Is that innovative? Does that impart something on me that I wouldn't know just by playing the game?

Unknown_13: I'm sorry. We don't want any of, we don't want any of your kind.

Unknown_06: hello Claire Sean this is his grandmother I think is that Daniel what's going on here look who's here after all this time what the hell are you doing here Steven watch your mouth well it's kind of a long story

1:05:04
Unknown_13: Wait, they haven't heard that his father's dead and that the police are looking for them?

Unknown_06: You think they would have heard about this by now? Someone would have told them on Facebook.

Unknown_06: Oh, by the way, your grandkids father is dead.

1:06:02
Unknown_14: Hey, is it warm enough for you?

Unknown_03: Oh, yeah.

Unknown_03: Feels nice and toasty.

Unknown_13: I gave Daniel some cough medicine, but you should have taken better care of him. He could have been worse. You were lucky.

Unknown_13: Steven, may I talk to you for a second?

Unknown_06: Or does she know?

1:06:38
Unknown_03: Shit.

Unknown_03: I'm so hungry my belly. I remember that.

Unknown_03: I think you fuck.

Unknown_03: Did I make a mistake coming here. It's good to be inside.

Unknown_03: Finally.

Unknown_03: I just hope they let us stay the night.

1:07:12
Unknown_06: French police They heard me talking shit about their prodigious video game products Now they're talking about it they do now

Unknown_06: I feel so awkward to be here.

Unknown_13: Are you all right, honey?

Unknown_13: You want more tea?

Unknown_03: Thanks.

Unknown_14: I'm good.

Unknown_14: Well, Sean, do you want to talk about...

1:08:00
Unknown_13: The police called us a few weeks ago. They're looking for you as suspects in a homicide and for assault and robbery in a gas station.

Unknown_13: Now, if you want us to help you, did you hurt that police officer in Seattle?

Unknown_03: Seriously?

1:08:32
Unknown_03: You really think I killed that cop?

Unknown_14: No, don't don't get mad, Sean. We have to ask. We only know what we saw on the news.

Unknown_14: All I know is that.

Unknown_14: He shot dead.

Unknown_13: And now he's gone. Oh, sweetie.

Unknown_13: We are so sorry for what happened to your father, but.

Unknown_06: This is a weird scene that makes me uncomfortable. Why did you run away if you're innocent?

1:09:04
Unknown_03: I didn't want Daniel to see dad.

Unknown_06: Just tell like that. I felt like I had to protect him.

Unknown_06: Just tell him that he has superpowers and then show him.

Unknown_13: I understand, but you know, the police would separate us maybe forever.

Unknown_06: Tell him that he has force powers and then show him foster care.

Unknown_14: You can't be sure, Sean.

1:09:36
Unknown_14: Anyway, at least you've managed to come here alive.

Unknown_06: Broken branch family. Okay.

Unknown_13: I hate to think what could have happened to both of you.

Unknown_13: You need to think of longterm solutions. Now I swear, but I can't do everything.

Unknown_13: So what are your plans?

1:10:10
Unknown_06: We're going to Mexico. Hell yeah.

Unknown_03: Go down to Mexico to Porta Lobos.

Unknown_03: Dad has a family house there.

Unknown_13: Sean, you can't run away from the law like fugitives.

Unknown_06: Oh my God, this voice acting.

Unknown_13: How can you look out for your brother if you're both running from the police?

Unknown_14: With force power. You two are going to stay with us.

Unknown_13: Oh, Steven.

1:10:42
Unknown_13: Maybe we should.

Unknown_14: After your mother left, your dad never really wanted us in your life. I can't blame him, but you're still part of our family and we want to prove it. Okay.

Unknown_02: Whoa, really? Aren't you scared?

Unknown_17: The police already called you.

Unknown_13: Lordy, yes. But we were also scared for you.

1:11:14
Unknown_14: That's why you'll have to be careful around here. Beaver Creek is small and... nosy.

Unknown_06: We can stay? Serious? Awesome!

Unknown_16: Ooh, Sean! Guess what? There's a huge model train upstairs!

Unknown_14: Hey! You're supposed to be resting, young man.

Unknown_13: Yeah. Yes, he is.

Unknown_13: But he seems better already.

Unknown_13: Anyway, you and Daniel will stay here. At least until Daniel's better. We'll see what happens next.

1:11:47
Unknown_13: So, I bet you're hungry. Let me fix you something.

Unknown_06: I wish there was more to say. I mean, I guess it's nice that they're not racist. They're like, oh, you got to get out of here. What if the neighbors see us with a Mexican child?

1:12:20
Unknown_03: How do you feel? Super Wolf.

Unknown_06: I like that they're race mixers.

Unknown_16: Way better. It's nice and warm in here. And the food? Yum.

Unknown_13: Yeah. Feels good.

Unknown_13: Feeling better?

Unknown_13: You look cozy.

Unknown_16: Yeah.

Unknown_16: I love that bed.

Unknown_16: Thanks, Grandma.

Unknown_13: Good.

Unknown_13: Your temperature is down.

Unknown_16: I'm way better now.

Unknown_13: You still need to take it easy.

1:12:53
Unknown_13: How about if we say a little prayer and give thanks?

Unknown_16: It's like a bedtime story, right?

Unknown_13: Well, this is a bit like this.

Unknown_07: Oh, no, the religious freaks.

Unknown_13: Except the story comes from up there.

Unknown_16: The ceiling.

Unknown_05: like a retard.

Unknown_13: Just follow my lead.

Unknown_03: Let's do it. Sure. We need all the help we can get. There is. There's like a religious subplot.

Unknown_16: And Sean and mushroom and you and grandpa and everybody else.

1:13:35
Unknown_13: Oh my. You are so sweet.

Unknown_06: returning returning Daniel to the Jesus you're only Jesus thank you Lord for bringing Sean and Daniel safe and sound into our house take care of Esteban and mushroom please and he's fucking sirens to get over the hardships of the past and the trials I don't care how sick someone is. There's no reason to have sirens that fucking loud.

1:14:06
Unknown_06: Interrupting my prayer. I'm here with my hands clasped in meditation. The Lord Jesus.

Unknown_13: And some other fucker is having a stroke so they gotta kill them fucking sirens.

Unknown_06: Adios mio!

Unknown_06: El policia onto me! I have to go to Mexico! When I have a spurgout and fucking throw police officers around. It's been like 20 minutes since I've touched my keyboard by the way.

1:14:39
Unknown_16: This cutscene goes on and on.

Unknown_16: I guess Steven is too.

Unknown_16: I hope we'll be fine here.

1:15:11
Unknown_03: I think so.

Unknown_03: And the more important thing is you'll have time to get better.

Unknown_16: Sean, are we in mom's old room?

Unknown_03: No, I don't think this is the one.

Unknown_03: Not from what I remember.

Unknown_06: What's the deal with the mom? That's driving me crazy. They're teasing it. This better be fucking good.

Unknown_16: Check it out tomorrow.

Unknown_16: Maybe find some of her stuff.

Unknown_06: She has to be dead.

Unknown_03: Why would you want to do that? She has to have killed herself or something.

1:15:43
Unknown_03: Daniel, I understand, but we need to focus on where we are now.

Unknown_03: A bean burner.

Unknown_03: She made her choice.

Unknown_03: We've got to make ours and we can't keep going back.

Unknown_03: You know what I mean?

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_16: I guess.

Unknown_03: Hey man.

Unknown_03: You've been doing so great with your.

Unknown_03: Well.

Unknown_03: You know.

1:16:20
Unknown_03: I was wondering. Do you want to rob a store with me?

Unknown_06: I'm going to go crack some people's necks.

Unknown_16: I don't know.

Unknown_16: I concentrate in. It just happens.

Unknown_06: Wait.

Unknown_06: Does it hurt?

Unknown_16: Nah.

Unknown_03: Does it hurt?

Unknown_16: It's kinda itchy though.

Unknown_03: Sorry.

Unknown_03: Anyway, remember the rules, right?

1:16:55
Unknown_03: We really don't want Claire or Stephen to start asking questions.

Unknown_16: I know, I know.

Unknown_16: Don't show, don't talk.

Unknown_03: Just keep that in mind and everything should be fine.

Unknown_03: Sleep tight.

Unknown_06: Little cub little cub. Oh my god. This is so homoerotic. It hurts The Bible's why people arguing about immigration and Christianity now Are we done with this scene, okay What's great is after that's done saving and it switches back. I'm gonna not be able to touch the keyboard and mouse again. Oh

1:17:32
Unknown_06: These guys are really bad at getting to Mexico. It's been like, like two months since the initial event. Cause it was October and now it's like Christmas time.

1:18:13
Unknown_03: Ah, finally.

Unknown_03: I could sleep all day long in this bed.

Unknown_03: but I'm way too hungry.

Unknown_03: Get dressed before you go, dude.

Unknown_03: Breakfast is like a job interview.

Unknown_03: Can't believe we actually spent a month out there by ourselves and survived.

Unknown_06: Pretty badass.

Unknown_06: It's clearly like crying and shit out there.

1:18:50
Unknown_06: Fuck is that where the fuck did that come from? Why does he have demon toys? I don't know. I Just want to put on clothes Claire wanted to throw her clothes away, but we convinced her that with some sewing and cleaning it would be enough I

Unknown_03: All right, I'm allowed to go out now.

Unknown_06: I had to put on his pants. What the fuck was the point of that?

1:19:24
Unknown_16: Sean, finally.

Unknown_13: Sean, are you awake? Breakfast almost done, so come down.

Unknown_06: I wonder how these old people are going to die. Who the fuck is having a problem out there? Somebody better be dead. Oh, it's fucking sirens. Speaking of dead, how are these grandparents going to die?

Unknown_13: This is going to happen.

Unknown_06: The police are going to show up and just lay them all out. They're going to get arrested for harboring a fugitive.

1:20:12
Unknown_03: These grandparents are so fucking dead.

1:20:49
Unknown_06: Yeah, see, the grandfather is making a fatal error here by introducing him to trains. He's super charging the autism.

Unknown_13: He's just asking for a catastrophe.

Unknown_06: It's great.

Unknown_03: As usual.

Unknown_13: You're the best cook ever. Looks like you're getting cozy with this new country life after all.

Unknown_03: Yeah.

1:21:25
Unknown_03: It's nice to be far away from everything.

Unknown_03: Feels like we're the only ones out here.

Unknown_13: Well, that's exactly why we love it.

Unknown_13: It feels safe.

Unknown_13: Unlike the big city.

Unknown_13: I get it.

Unknown_16: I like it. It's cool here.

Unknown_13: Well bless your soul.

Unknown_13: You'd get along good with our neighbors. We didn't have to hide him like to Charles next door. He lost his wife and things have been hard on him and his son. He would just get lost in Seattle but we're all taking care of him here. How old is his son.

1:21:59
Unknown_13: I think he's your age.

Unknown_16: Am I watching them eat?

Unknown_06: Why can't I escape people eating?

Unknown_06: No, no, no, nope. Don't do that.

1:22:36
Unknown_06: Stop it. You're crazy.

Unknown_06: Full.

Unknown_13: Hey, what's going on back there?

Unknown_03: Nothing.

Unknown_06: Why did it sound like someone was levitating things at the forest?

Unknown_13: I thought Steven was a fast eater.

Unknown_16: Hey grandma, I wanted to ask you something about that large room upstairs.

Unknown_13: I told you, there is nothing to see in it, Daniel.

1:23:07
Unknown_16: Why were you in it this morning then?

Unknown_13: Because there's a lot of old junk in there. And besides, it's not safe for you to explore, okay?

Unknown_16: We'll be fine.

Unknown_13: Why don't you go explore outside? You sure look like you're getting better.

Unknown_13: Get some fresh air.

Unknown_16: I'll wait for Sean and then we'll go. We won't be loud.

Unknown_13: Promise. But be careful. Nobody sees you. Stay in the back. Okay.

1:23:43
Unknown_03: Maybe you should tell him that it was Karen's room.

Unknown_13: It's just a room now, Sean.

Unknown_03: Why lock it then?

Unknown_03: It feels like you're hiding something.

Unknown_13: There's no secret.

Unknown_13: We just want to move on with our lives, Sean.

Unknown_13: So nobody goes in the room. Okay.

Unknown_13: I'm serious.

Unknown_03: Did mom ever call you?

Unknown_06: She's alive.

1:24:17
Unknown_03: She only talked. She voted for drums and she was gone.

Unknown_13: Yes, she was.

Unknown_13: You know, Sean, I don't really want to talk about this anymore.

Unknown_13: It's over. Anyway, you have to respect my rules under my roof.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_06: Yeah. Her body's up there.

Unknown_06: Of course. Now you better go find your brother.

1:24:54
Unknown_13: There's a shed with some old toys outside. I'll bet Steven has the key.

Unknown_03: Tanny wolf freak.

Unknown_03: Thank you.

Unknown_06: That's Steven for this. I guess that's the father.

1:25:29
Unknown_03: I better catch up with Steven and get those keys.

Unknown_05: Where the fuck is it?

Unknown_03: Daniel's going nuts in here.

Unknown_16: Hold on.

Unknown_03: Hey, Mr. Pout. What's going on?

Unknown_16: Why do I have to do homework when I'm not even in school?

Unknown_03: I don't know when Daniel will be able to go back to school. I know it sucks but you still have to learn things or you'll become dumb.

1:26:02
Unknown_16: OK.

Unknown_16: But these problems are stupid.

Unknown_03: I know man.

Unknown_03: I've been there to just do your best.

Unknown_06: Where's the dad.

Unknown_16: Sure, hold on.

1:26:42
Unknown_14: Whoa! Careful. Sorry, I forgot. That thing isn't too stable. Let me just... Okay. Sorry. My fault. Your grandmother keeps telling me, but... I'm a lazy old man.

Unknown_14: Hey, can you close the door? I want to talk for a second. Oh.

Unknown_14: It's the power cable, of course. It happens all the time.

1:27:19
Unknown_14: So listen, I've noticed things with Daniel.

Unknown_14: You know what I'm talking about, don't you?

1:28:13
Unknown_06: What? Oh God.

Unknown_06: I had to go to the bathroom, I didn't expect anything to happen. I don't know what I told the truth for. I told you I had to go to the bathroom.

1:28:47
Unknown_03: And we have to live with it.

Unknown_14: I really don't know what to think.

Unknown_14: He needs a doctor.

Unknown_03: Or something. Then I'd probably never see him again.

Unknown_14: Yeah, I get it.

Unknown_14: He needs you.

Unknown_14: More than anything else.

Unknown_14: By the way, let's keep this between us.

Unknown_14: Claire has a lot of strong beliefs. She wouldn't understand.

1:29:20
Unknown_06: I completely missed it. I sat through 45 minutes of shit and now I've completely missed the only thing that matters. What did I miss?

Unknown_14: What I'm trying to say is maybe you should stay here with us. I know you boys plan to run to Mexico but

Unknown_03: We have a home in Porto Lobos.

Unknown_05: Okay.

1:29:52
Unknown_03: So the grandfather knows he's autistic. I think Mexican boys out on the run. That won't be a secret in Beaver Creek for long. America is your home with us.

Unknown_14: And you have to think about your brother.

Unknown_06: How does Claire know about all that?

Unknown_03: How does he know about the forest? It's too dangerous for us to stay here and for you guys to

Unknown_14: It's dangerous to be on the road. Do you think your father would have wanted this for his kids?

1:30:26
Unknown_03: You don't know him.

Unknown_03: You never even tried to.

Unknown_03: So don't speak for him.

Unknown_14: Sorry.

Unknown_14: You're right, Sean. It was complicated. With your mother.

Unknown_14: With Karen.

Unknown_03: I know.

Unknown_03: I... sorry for yelling at you.

Unknown_03: Hey, uh... Claire said you had the keys for the tool shed?

1:30:58
Unknown_03: Oh, sure.

Unknown_14: Here.

Unknown_14: You guys enjoy the sun.

Unknown_14: And be careful with that shed. It's probably a mess inside.

Unknown_06: Thanks. They still haven't explained what happened to the mother. I don't understand.

Unknown_14: It's good to see you in my lair. You know, you were... Oh, there you are, Sean.

1:31:32
Unknown_13: Got the key? Hey.

Unknown_06: She definitely heard. I have to go out and run some errands. She was listening. Can you do me a big favor? She was listening to the conversation. Do you know how to work a washing machine?

Unknown_03: Since I was about eight.

Unknown_13: Of course.

Unknown_13: Can you throw in yours and your brother's clothes after the next load? They're in the bathroom basket. Totally, yeah.

Unknown_03: No problem.

Unknown_13: Thank you so much. Feel free to start tidying your stuff, too.

Unknown_13: It's good for the health to keep a house clean.

Unknown_03: Definitely. Daniel can help.

1:32:04
Unknown_13: Ah, and remember, for your own safety, no phone and no internet.

Unknown_13: I know, I know, boring rules. Don't worry, Claire.

Unknown_03: Hey, Daniel, there's the president work for you. No, I'm busy.

Unknown_03: Busy my ass. Come over here. You gotta find me first. Geez.

1:32:51
Unknown_02: Oh, it's been locked ever since we got here.

Unknown_06: Is it hiding in the room? No, I don't think so.

Unknown_03: Better not sneak in. They won't like it.

Unknown_03: I know you're in there. Gotcha. What the?

Unknown_16: Behind you.

Unknown_03: Oh my God.

Unknown_03: Lethal take down. Very funny.

1:33:33
Unknown_03: No more hiding. Seriously.

Unknown_16: Okay. Okay. What do I have to do?

Unknown_03: You tidy the mess in our room and I take care of the laundry. Cool.

Unknown_16: Again. We always have to clean everything. I don't wanna.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I hear you. Nevermind. Okay, cool.

Unknown_16: Thanks Sean.

Unknown_06: Now what?

1:34:05
Unknown_06: Go outside to check the shed.

Unknown_03: I don't remember much from the last time I came.

Unknown_06: It is kind of funny how they're basically like maids now. I don't know. They can't go outside. They might as well.

Unknown_06: Gotta do the laundry first.

Unknown_06: The game's really gonna make me do laundry?

Unknown_06: Is this to make me empathize with their situation more?

1:34:39
Unknown_06: They don't have an animation for this. That's so lazy.

Unknown_03: As always with Claire, I can't really tell if this is cute or bossy.

Unknown_06: Do not mix with the lights and colors. Use one cup of detergent for each load. Wash my clothes. Use the delicate cycles. Do I have to do this?

Unknown_06: Am I going to have to? Find the dirty linen. Oh, I have to pick up the clothes. Wow. That's awful.

1:35:15
Unknown_06: Can I just, like, skip this? This is awful.

Unknown_06: Like, even compared to, like, Life is Strange 1. Okay, I get it. Well, you have to do chores around the house. You don't usually incorporate that into the fucking video game, though.

Unknown_06: Do not mix whites and colors.

Unknown_06: Sure, you don't want the colors to bleed.

1:35:56
Unknown_03: Come on, man.

Unknown_03: I put all your toys in the trash, dude. Of course not.

Unknown_03: But next time you bail on me, maybe I will.

Unknown_06: Let's see where the laundry is. I mean, how do I go do the laundry if I can't go into their room?

1:36:32
Unknown_06: This is really bad. This part, this is like terrible.

Unknown_06: Oh, it was in the laundry basket. I swear it was like, go pick up the clothes.

Unknown_06: It said to go find the dirty lemon.

Unknown_06: Yeah. See, it doesn't have like an option.

Unknown_06: Go outside and check the garden shed to find the dirty lemon.

Unknown_06: I swear it's not in here.

1:37:06
Unknown_06: No DSP laundry is in the bathroom.

Unknown_05: What?

Unknown_06: Where's the bathroom at?

Unknown_06: Why am I doing this?

Unknown_06: That must be the upstairs bathroom.

Unknown_06: I couldn't go into their room.

Unknown_06: Well this game would be literally nothing but color.

Unknown_03: But they make us do laundry.

1:37:40
Unknown_06: There it is.

Unknown_03: We did it. We did it.

Unknown_06: That was just a DSP moment. They put you on fucking task and then don't tell you where shit's at. There's no way to like point yourself in the direction. As always with Claire, I can't really tell if this is cute or bo- How many programs does this thing have?

1:38:11
Unknown_03: Oh, okay.

Unknown_06: Did you read the note?

Unknown_06: I hope you read the note. He seemed to have mixed the colors and the white and he didn't put it on delicate, so what an asshole.

Unknown_06: He's gonna ruin those clothes.

1:38:44
Unknown_03: Alright, time to see the sun again.

Unknown_03: Okay, time to burn off some calories, what do you say?

Unknown_15: Haha, yes!

Unknown_16: Oh man finally feels so good to be outside reminds you of the next generation graphics.

1:39:20
Unknown_06: Shut up. No.

Unknown_03: Get ready for storage wars.

Unknown_16: What's wrong.

Unknown_03: frozen shut of course the lock is frozen shut Sean look hey it's it's uh captain autism oh my god the tie-in we've been waiting for that's how that's how we got saved at the end of the game

1:40:10
Unknown_06: There's my hot dog man.

Unknown_07: Did you see that?

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_03: We did. It looks like you're okay though.

Unknown_15: You were almost floating.

Unknown_15: I was.

Unknown_15: I was. I could feel myself in the air. It was awesome.

Unknown_06: I remember his voice acting being better in his standalone game.

1:40:43
Unknown_16: This feels authentic to me.

Unknown_16: I've got the chibi power bear the talking one. No This is alley, this is pain Chris.

Unknown_04: Oh god Look, I am so sorry. Are you okay?

Unknown_15: Dad? I'm fine. I promise Are you sure?

Unknown_04: Listen, I shouldn't I shouldn't have been drunk in my living room know them It's okay.

1:41:18
Unknown_15: Dad.

Unknown_06: Is he racist too? Are they making him racist superheroes even power bear

Unknown_06: Ah, gotcha.

Unknown_04: Hey there. Are you staying with the Reynolds?

Unknown_03: Oh, uh, yeah.

Unknown_04: They're our grandparents.

Unknown_04: I see.

Unknown_04: Oh, geez, Chris. You don't have any damn shoes on.

Unknown_04: I'm sorry, buddy.

1:41:48
Unknown_04: Let's get you inside.

Unknown_15: I, uh, yeah.

Unknown_15: OK, dad.

Unknown_04: Thanks, guys. Oh, and, uh, if Claire asks, tell her everything is fine.

Unknown_06: Oh, she came by in the standalone game to ask about him and his alcoholism.

Unknown_04: See you around then.

Unknown_06: Wait, I vaguely remember that, um, in the awesome adventures of Captain Awesome.

Unknown_15: See you later. Yes, we will.

1:42:21
Unknown_06: The autistic kid's mother died.

Unknown_17: She, um, she drove and crashed into like a power pole or something.

Unknown_06: I vaguely remember that, uh, she died in a car accident. I wonder, is the mother like autistic and like flipped the car to save herself? Was she like jaywalking and the car almost hit her and used autism powers to save herself? I think that's what happened.

Unknown_16: I remember that the woman was found at fault, the woman that didn't die.

Unknown_06: I guarantee you that's what it is.

1:42:58
Unknown_03: No, you.

Unknown_03: You did the right thing, but listen, we can't let anybody know we have to keep a low profile out here.

Unknown_16: He's like my age.

Unknown_16: I bet you would have done the same exact thing. Don't be mad.

Unknown_03: I'm not mad, dude.

Unknown_03: It's over Daniel.

Unknown_03: Remember that we're hiding out so no training and no showing off your power.

1:43:31
Unknown_03: From now on you stick with me all the time.

Unknown_06: Yeah the mother dying is always like the trope.

Unknown_06: Oh, that's my favorite. One of these cutscenes. Oh, fuck.

1:44:16
Unknown_02: That kid never listens.

Unknown_06: You better not hurt my Captain Autism. If he hurts Captain Autism, I'm gonna be fucking pissed. I have to look out the window.

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: Time to get Daniel at the Ericans.

Unknown_06: How do you get dressed again? It's so weird they make you do that.

1:44:57
Unknown_06: Me as a professional streamer with all my fuckin' instant messaging apps and shit open.

Unknown_01: Uh, how the fuck do I close this?

Unknown_01: Oh god. My Windows is freaking out, the game is eating- eating my screen.

Unknown_06: Ah!

Unknown_06: Okay.

Unknown_17: Dude, move your ass.

1:45:33
Unknown_03: Claire? Stephen?

Unknown_03: Anybody home?

Unknown_06: Well, looks like I'm home alone.

Unknown_03: Oh, well, I guess they won't be back for at least two hours.

1:46:04
Unknown_03: Maybe I could use Steven's laptop.

Unknown_03: It's been ages since I've had news from the real world. Oh my God.

Unknown_06: He said no internet. You don't need to see the internet news.

Unknown_06: It's all Trump stuff anyways.

Unknown_06: Okay.

Unknown_03: Let's get this back. Back home. Look for the closet.

Unknown_06: Steven's a coomer.

1:46:42
Unknown_03: Why does Daniel never listen? Maybe I'm too soft with him.

Unknown_05: You know that the entirety of the awesome adventures of Captain Autism or whatever the fuck Was like one hour and each of these chapters is like two and a half hours just because of how much they drag it out Steven and Claire gonna freak if they realize he went to the Erickson's Wonder what went on between this kid and his dad yesterday It was pretty weird

1:47:30
Unknown_06: Why do they have like look at window options.

Unknown_06: Oh no.

Unknown_17: Daniel what's going on here.

Unknown_15: It's like a girl talking.

1:48:13
Unknown_03: That's pretty cool, Chris.

Unknown_06: Nice. He has autism, too.

Unknown_03: You're like a superhero.

Unknown_15: I'm Captain Spirit. I can bend any matter to my will, but that's my secret identity. So you can't tell anybody.

Unknown_03: Oh, I can keep a secret, Captain Spirit.

Unknown_15: Now you're an official member of the Spirit Squad. If you betray us, I'll disintegrate you.

Unknown_15: Nah, just kidding.

Unknown_15: Oh, yeah.

Unknown_06: The voice actor for that character sounds much older, is what happened. Oh god.

1:49:06
Unknown_15: Sounds like a supervillains name open day, but okay, okay guys.

Unknown_04: I think we're ready to roll Excuse me Who are you? I'm Sean. Oh, yes, sorry man. You're here for Daniel. Hey, let's make it official I'm Charles Erickson nice to meet you. Hope you know that Daniel and Chris are a dangerous team We better watch out or they're gonna take over the world Yeah

Unknown_03: They share a lot of things. As thick as thieves.

Unknown_15: Can we go get the Christmas tree now? We're both ready to fly.

Unknown_04: Yes, yes, yes. The team has been waiting too long. Hey, you should come along too. There's nothing going on over here.

1:49:42
Unknown_16: Yes! Can't wait to see all the decorations. And Sean, we could buy Christmas presents for Grandma and Grandpa. Um...

Unknown_03: Okay, sure. I'll go with you guys.

Unknown_16: Really? Yeah.

Unknown_04: Yeah. I just wish Chris and Daniel were excited about going. Okay team. Uh, give me a time. All this voice acting is so bad and distractingly bad. I'll honk when I'm done.

1:50:15
Unknown_06: It's making me cringe.

Unknown_16: Can I use the bathroom? Of course.

Unknown_16: Oh, you'll see my comic books.

Unknown_15: I'm glad you're coming too. Hey, you want to see my toys?

Unknown_15: Oh, score the new hot dog, man. Since you're a new member of the team, you have to know everybody. These are Captain Spears friends and enemies, dude.

Unknown_03: That's pretty cool.

Unknown_15: Can you guess who are the good guys and the villains?

1:50:49
Unknown_03: Let's see. Oh, I need to.

Unknown_06: Bear is obviously a hero.

Unknown_15: That's a villain. That's a villain.

Unknown_06: That's a good guy.

Unknown_06: That's a good guy. That's a villain. I'm done.

Unknown_03: Fuck you too, asshole.

1:51:27
Unknown_15: Oh my god, the fucking hipster music.

Unknown_06: I'm being tormented.

Unknown_03: So who are the bad guys?

Unknown_15: That's not curious. And the shark stinger. There's also snowman, sir, but he's out in the garden. Even even numbers. He might need a little surgery now, but they're all working for man. Troy, who is the real super villain.

Unknown_06: Yeah, this is pretty fucking abysmal. I like the original Captain Spirit, but this is just fucking bad.

1:52:00
Unknown_06: All the cuteness and uniqueness of the original Captain Spirit has just been completely raped by this. There's a little story about finding out what happened to a kid's dead mother from his perspective and how it impacted his father.

Unknown_03: Yeah, this is a crossover. Captain Spirit was like a free game to advertise Life is Strange 2, but Captain Spirit was way better than Life is Strange 2.

1:52:34
Unknown_15: I don't wanna freak him out. He's worried about other stuff anyway.

Unknown_06: He's an alcoholic.

Unknown_06: Chris, it's none of my business, but are you and your dad okay?

1:53:18
Unknown_03: Did Captain Spirit have the nouveau in it? That's awful. I don't know.

Unknown_06: The nouveau is such a fucking joke.

Unknown_03: Claire seems to be worried about you guys.

Unknown_03: Yesterday, Steven and her talked about your dad.

Unknown_06: Okay, say these lines but say them like you're being apprehensive about it. Yes, I did stream Captain Autism. I actually think it's on the channel too, the YouTube channel.

1:54:02
Unknown_03: You're an awesome kid.

Unknown_15: Thanks Sean.

Unknown_15: But I don't feel scared anymore.

Unknown_15: I have the power and I have Daniel.

Unknown_03: There's the signal.

Unknown_16: Come on Daniel.

Unknown_03: Is this going to end ever?

Unknown_16: Pro tip. Don't go in there.

Unknown_08: Okay squad.

Unknown_06: Don't talk about your bowel movements that way you fucking little freak.

Unknown_03: You need my jacket?

1:54:34
Unknown_03: I don't want you catching another cold.

Unknown_16: No, I'm good, thanks.

Unknown_04: And don't be waving your arms around when I'm driving, okay? Yeah.

Unknown_03: Remember Daniel, don't mess around. This seems dangerous.

Unknown_06: You're not allowed to ride in the back of the truck in Florida. That's illegal.

Unknown_04: You're awesome.

Unknown_06: Oh, I did that in Captain Spirit. I did the, uh, the road. Yeah, this seems like super dangerous.

1:55:16
Unknown_06: Oh my god, this is literally killing me. I can't remember. I think Life is Strange 1 was bad.

Unknown_06: Really bad. And I remember the middle chapters being really boring, except for the end of 4.

1:55:54
Unknown_06: But this is, I think the issue with this game is that the chapters are like twice as long. I'm pretty sure the chapters for Life is Strange 1 were like an hour long. So you, it's a perfect stream. You know, it's an hour to an hour and a half long. You start it up, you do it, then you have time to do other shit. But this, this shit's like two and a half hours long per episode. And it's just this shit. There's very little to it. There's nothing, nothing happens.

Unknown_03: Hey! You guys go ahead and we'll come back to meet you, okay? Dude, it probably took less time to make this fucking chapter than it does to play it.

Unknown_17: Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I can't believe it. How many times do we have to keep going over the rules?

1:56:30
Unknown_16: Don't show the power. I know.

Unknown_16: But Tris thinks he can do all this cool stuff.

Unknown_16: I wish he could.

Unknown_16: He reminds me of Noah.

Unknown_16: I just miss having friends, Sean.

Unknown_03: Listen, I understand, but we have to be extra careful out here.

1:57:02
Unknown_03: I just know, like, from the formula from Life is Strange 1, there's like a mid-chapter thing that happens, like the panther and the dog, then there's an end-chapter cliffhanger thing with the kid freaking out.

Unknown_17: And, uh, like the cop shooting the dad was like the mid-chapter role last time.

Unknown_16: But I'm careful.

Unknown_03: That's not enough.

Unknown_17: I'm trying to think of what happens now.

Unknown_06: You have to be extra, extra careful.

Unknown_16: All right. I swear I will.

Unknown_03: Deal.

Unknown_03: I'm counting on you, Anemo.

Unknown_16: Can I go see Chris now?

Unknown_03: Yeah, let's go. But don't forget what I said.

1:57:47
Unknown_06: I don't know. It doesn't feel like what I picked matters at all.

Unknown_16: Wow. So many trees.

Unknown_16: You coming Sean?

Unknown_06: Don't worry, I'll be around.

Unknown_16: I know.

Unknown_06: Find Daniel a Christmas present. Oh.

Unknown_06: What does he like? Hi.

Unknown_09: Everything alright?

Unknown_00: All good. Quiet morning as usual. Good. I wanna buy a Christmas wreath.

1:58:18
Unknown_09: Tell me if you need anything, okay?

Unknown_00: Sure. I'm fine for now. Got all this lovely handmade local products.

Unknown_11: Come take a look. $15 what?

Unknown_06: I want the beaver.

Unknown_11: You won't find better deals in Beaver Creek.

Unknown_06: I might get the beaver. So far I'm landing on the beaver.

Unknown_16: Never been on such a dangerous mission.

1:58:56
Unknown_16: What's over here? We'll have to tame the one we want.

Unknown_06: Yeah, I'm gonna go get the beaver. That's what I think. I think that's what I want. I don't know, it's supposed to be a Christmas present for Daniel, but... Last Christmas wreaths are here.

Unknown_00: Decorate your front doors with something truly special.

1:59:29
Unknown_06: Okay.

Unknown_06: Did I just steal it?

Unknown_06: No, I don't have it in my inventory.

Unknown_06: Yeah, I didn't take it. I had to buy it. I can't steal that beaver.

Unknown_06: Hey.

Unknown_11: Hi. Good morning, young man. It's nice to see a new face in this old town.

Unknown_03: I hit myself in the face thinking about stealing a beaver.

Unknown_11: Uh... Oh, you lied.

2:00:17
Unknown_03: Oh, we're not related. My brother Daniel's friends with Chris. Gotcha.

Unknown_11: Good lie. I like his son. Funny little guy. Despite everything. Anyway, welcome to Beaver Creek.

Unknown_06: This guy feels like the only real voice actor in the entire game. The Beaver Man. Beaver Man, give me your beaver. We only sell handmade local products.

Unknown_11: Come take a look.

Unknown_03: Hey, can I have one of these beavers?

Unknown_11: The tiny ones. Yep. They're made by our beloved carpenter, Rose. Cool.

2:00:49
Unknown_11: Here you go.

Unknown_11: Thanks.

Unknown_11: Anything else? No, I'm good. Have a nice day then.

Unknown_03: Yeah, you too.

Unknown_03: I made Daniel Catholic.

Unknown_03: Cool. Mission accomplished.

Unknown_03: We better leave now before Claire and Steven come back.

Unknown_05: We'll eat for food.

Unknown_12: Found what you were looking for, city boy?

2:01:20
Unknown_06: Um, yeah.

Unknown_03: Oh my god, she's a hipster. Something for my little brother.

Unknown_06: She wants to refry the beans. You bought your brother something.

Unknown_12: Out here. Damn.

Unknown_12: Poor kid.

Unknown_12: Sorry. I'm just a grumpy old gal. You're like a weirdo.

Unknown_08: Me and my friends have been crashing here for the week.

Unknown_12: Shut up.

Unknown_03: Nobody asked you. This is awkward.

2:01:56
Unknown_06: This is the most awkward thing that's ever happened.

Unknown_03: Who the fuck is this lady?

Unknown_06: Why are you accosting us?

Unknown_12: Why does she have a fake southern accent?

Unknown_06: What the fuck is happening?

Unknown_12: We kind of hop from place to place.

Unknown_03: Is that his mother for little jobs?

Unknown_03: Must be a long ride.

Unknown_12: That's okay.

Unknown_12: We hop on trains.

Unknown_03: She's like a retard. She scares me.

2:02:30
Unknown_03: Dan, that sounds kind of dangerous.

Unknown_12: Not really. You can run and jump. You're pretty much good to go.

Unknown_06: She's like a meth head.

Unknown_12: I feel like she's gonna offer me a sex favor for money.

Unknown_06: I want to get away from her.

Unknown_12: She's making me uncomfortable.

Unknown_03: Not even close.

Unknown_12: We actually got work over there.

2:03:06
Unknown_16: Sean, what are you doing? We've hit the tree with Chris. It's all crooked like an old witch. Oh, hi. Who are you? Oh, your hair looks so cool.

Unknown_06: No, it doesn't.

Unknown_16: Is it a wig?

Unknown_16: Well, what do you think?

Unknown_16: I don't know, but it's really cool.

Unknown_06: This is scary. I really hate this. This interaction makes me want to kill myself. Now you did.

2:03:54
Unknown_10: Sorry, you went through some shit with the guys.

Unknown_10: How much you make?

Unknown_10: You ready?

Unknown_10: Hello, pups.

Unknown_16: Oh, is that your doggy? So cool.

Unknown_10: Yeah, he's been through a lot. Is that a pit bull? Like most of us.

Unknown_06: I really hate this.

Unknown_10: So we adopted him. And he stinks. Yeah, you stink and you like it, huh?

Unknown_10: This is, like, scary. This is like a horror thing.

Unknown_07: These people are creepy.

2:04:35
Unknown_03: Hey, never too careful. Who knows what may crawl out of air?

Unknown_12: You're already perverting him, Finn.

Unknown_10: Sorry. I know suburban boys is your thing. He's like 12 scoreboard hotshot.

Unknown_03: Hey, no worries.

Unknown_03: Let's bail. It was trash. Daniel.

Unknown_03: Stay out of trouble, kids.

Unknown_12: Hope we see you on the rails someday.

2:05:09
Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_03: See you around.

Unknown_12: That doggy was so cute.

Unknown_16: I miss Mushroom.

Unknown_09: I miss her, too. Hey, excuse me. Dogs have to be on a leash around here. Too many strays.

Unknown_12: Sorry, dude. We don't do leashes.

Unknown_09: Well, fuck off then. The city does. An unleashed dog is liable to a fine. So you're going to fine our dog?

Unknown_12: Well, that's not very nice.

Unknown_09: Loitering is illegal too. And you don't live here, right?

2:05:40
Unknown_09: These guys are like... Kill them.

Unknown_10: They're violating your N.A.P. Bring out the revolver. It's time for justice.

Unknown_12: Oh God, he's going to call the cops on us, Finn.

Unknown_10: Chill out. We're leaving this shit hole anyway. You guys don't even have a Santa for Christ's sake.

2:06:16
Unknown_12: Merry Christmas.

Unknown_10: Fucking parasites.

Unknown_16: Why did they fight?

Unknown_16: I don't get why he yelled like that.

Unknown_06: Really? Cause they're fucking stinky gross weirdos.

Unknown_06: This is stupid. This is like appallingly stupid.

Unknown_06: What's this? I kind of want to see what the prank is. That's like a hundred pounds of snow that could easily break his back if it fell on him.

Unknown_03: Like that snow is a lot heavier than it looks.

2:07:07
Unknown_06: Kill him. Cold blood.

Unknown_07: Don't laugh.

Unknown_06: Ew, that hipster woman is like disgusting.

Unknown_06: Are we done? Can we leave yet?

2:07:38
Unknown_05: Where the fuck is he?

Unknown_06: Not this way, I guess.

Unknown_03: Jesus Christ. Where? Oh, there it is. The boyfriend's Chloe?

2:08:32
Unknown_04: Are you having too much fun back there?

Unknown_04: That's what I thought.

Unknown_06: Nothing happened there. I guess we got introduced to the people. He's obviously going to be a friend at some point.

Unknown_06: Oh my god, it's still going. This is fucking ridiculous. This game is like a nightmare.

2:09:08
Unknown_06: He ran a stop sign. The car's still moving and they're hopping out.

Unknown_04: There has to be a thing that happens. It has to be ending soon. Ew! Oh, please!

2:09:57
Unknown_06: Please don't tell me she's going to be a recurring character.

Unknown_06: She just wanted some money. Don't we all do too quick. She was like, Oh, she looked like she's staying.

Unknown_04: It's good for me to get out too.

Unknown_04: We've had a rough time over the past couple of years. I really don't want to see her ever again.

Unknown_06: Please don't tell me she's coming back. She died two years ago.

Unknown_04: It was tough on Chris.

Unknown_04: Shit.

Unknown_04: I'm sorry, man.

2:10:31
Unknown_04: Thanks.

Unknown_04: It's been a struggle.

Unknown_04: Especially trying to be a good dad.

Unknown_03: You're doing your best.

Unknown_03: Chris is awesome. And he's got a wonderful imagination.

Unknown_04: Thanks for saying that.

Unknown_04: Chris does have talent.

2:11:01
Unknown_04: He's a storyteller.

Unknown_04: I see that.

Unknown_04: Just like Daniel. When I look at you and Daniel.

Unknown_04: How close you two are.

Unknown_06: I think tacos.

Unknown_04: I realize I'm far from being up to the task.

Unknown_06: He's an alcoholic in the deserves a real family and his standalone game. He's an alcoholic.

Unknown_04: I shouldn't have brought this up. Okay. Forget it.

Unknown_03: Claire and Stephen Yeah, the apprehension when they talk it's really bad voice.

2:11:37
Unknown_04: They stopped by yesterday They really seem to care about Chris But I'm afraid they get the wrong idea sometimes Claire threatens to call social services. That's true. We are not your usual Pretty happy suburban family model, but I know things haven't always been good for the Reynolds either

Unknown_03: I wanna see what happens to the mom. So I don't find out what happens to the mom? What the fuck is gonna happen?

2:12:33
Unknown_04: Wanna set up that Christmas tree? Yeah! Well, I'll get there before you with my dad with you.

Unknown_15: No way you can beat Captain Spirit.

Unknown_15: See you later, Superwolf. Hello?

Unknown_03: Hello?

2:13:06
Unknown_03: I feel like I'm- I feel like I'm dead I feel bad for making people

Unknown_03: for making people watch this.

Unknown_03: What? What is it?

2:13:58
Unknown_03: You won't give up on that, right?

Unknown_16: It's just... I really want to know what's inside.

Unknown_16: What kind of stuff she ate. Chris has tons of things that belong to his mom. And I have nothing.

Unknown_08: Nothing's happened.

Unknown_16: Come on, Sean.

Unknown_16: You don't even have to come with me.

Unknown_16: If you don't want to.

Unknown_05: Nothing has happened at all. Okay.

Unknown_03: I'll come with you. So you don't make a mess that can get us caught.

2:14:33
Unknown_06: This room, this room better be a literal skeleton laying on a bed. That's all I've got to say. This better be the most amazing shit I've ever fucking seen.

Unknown_16: Oh, of course.

Unknown_06: I have to get a fucking key.

Unknown_06: Can't use your force powers to tumble it. I just don't get why they locked the room.

Unknown_16: What's the big deal?

Unknown_06: oh my god come on just open the fucking door let me see what's inside this is fucking awful we'll find a way to open it or i could just blow this stupid door up with my power just do it that looks super easy yeah anything i could do that with a hammer but let's try and find the key instead all right okay now i have permission to look for the key i'm just gonna

2:15:32
Unknown_06: My mom is locked in a drawer.

Unknown_03: Is it now a puzzle?

Unknown_03: yeah no no no way i'm searching claire's underwear oh what a gross invasion of privacy sharp objects bit like claire come on little key don't be shy definitely not the one way too small

2:16:11
Unknown_06: But it's unlike this one. Oh yeah. My mom used to have teeth.

Unknown_03: My teeth. And my grandmother did. She cut my... the teeth that fell out.

Unknown_06: Okay, Steven.

2:16:42
Unknown_03: Where do you hide this key?

Unknown_03: I don't really see Steven listening to old school pop rock music.

Unknown_06: Yeah, milk teeth sounds like a French word, doesn't it?

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_06: Doesn't sound like an English word. I mean, I guess I've heard of it, but uh... Sean!

Unknown_16: I saw Grandma go into the room yesterday.

Unknown_16: It looked like she left something there, but...

Unknown_16: Then she locked the door.

Unknown_03: Did you see where she put the key?

2:17:13
Unknown_16: I think she put something in her pocket.

Unknown_03: Yeah, of course.

Unknown_03: Daniel, you're going to open it up. You really think you could open this door without doing too much damage?

Unknown_16: Yes.

Unknown_06: Do it.

Unknown_16: I know I can't do it doing this.

Unknown_06: Fuck. Can't find that stupid key. Blow it open.

Unknown_02: Just go for it.

Unknown_06: What? We need to let our mom out.

Unknown_02: She's been locked up in there. Don't blow apart the whole house.

2:17:51
Unknown_16: Ha ha!

Unknown_02: Really?

Unknown_16: Wow.

Unknown_06: Oh, she, he like tore it off the fucking wall.

Unknown_16: There's not that much left.

Unknown_16: Why do you think they put the rest of her stuff?

Unknown_03: It's her teenage room.

Unknown_03: I'm sure she sorted through her things before leaving for. Yeah.

2:18:22
Unknown_03: You finally left forever.

Unknown_06: I'm not going to read a poem, but it's something about so over the treetops over the river. I feel myself leaving forever.

Unknown_03: It's her teenage room.

Unknown_03: I'm sure she... Man. That penpal sure loved listening to her own voice.

2:18:54
Unknown_03: It's her teenage room.

Unknown_03: I'm sure she... Sorted through her things before she left for Seattle. The rest is probably packed in these boxes.

Unknown_06: Is really nothing's gonna happen? Oh my god, please.

Unknown_06: Oh, nobody. God damn it.

Unknown_06: The options for this being an interesting thing are sinking by the second.

Unknown_03: Never been a big fan of hiking, but here I was walking my way down to this place. It's boring as hell. You've seen everything you wanted to see. Claire and Steven will be home soon now.

2:19:26
Unknown_16: Just five more minutes.

Unknown_03: Is that an amethyst?

Unknown_03: She was into new age bullshit.

Unknown_03: These pictures are so random.

Unknown_03: They looked happy.

Unknown_06: Your parents are a nobody. How could you send all of this to hell?

2:19:59
Unknown_06: Okay. Are we done? Are we out of here? Let's go.

Unknown_16: Hmm, so that's how I think I remember that one.

Unknown_03: Let's make really showed it to me once you Ulysses Ulysses Hey, hey Daniel check this out

Unknown_03: His name is Ulysses.

Unknown_16: Like the hero?

Unknown_06: Ulysses? So cool. Oh my god them pronouncing it wrong because made me forget how to pronounce it. Hi Ulysses. Ulysses S. Grant or whatever. Oh god. Oh god I'm dying. Why is nothing happening?

2:20:30
Unknown_06: They looked happy.

Unknown_06: I just wanted to end. How could she send all of this to us? It's like she almost never used those.

Unknown_06: She's like a gross hippie person. I got it. I got it. I got it. I learned everything I need to learn. Read a lot of these in the 10th grade. He sighs every time he says something.

2:21:02
Unknown_03: Hope you enjoyed your trips.

Unknown_03: So you didn't bail on us for nothing.

Unknown_06: Oh my God.

Unknown_03: He sighs.

Unknown_06: Literally every time he says anything, he sighs. Listen.

Unknown_03: Because the no phone rule wasn't such a thing back then.

Unknown_06: Literally every time.

Unknown_03: Oh and... Is there anything else you can sigh at? Are we done? Are we done? Can we go?

Unknown_16: No? What the fuck do I have to look at?

2:21:55
Unknown_03: Sigh... Karen liked to take pictures of strangers when we walked down the streets.

Unknown_03: I miss my skateboard.

Unknown_03: None of this has... I think I saw a moon eclipse once. Before Daniel was born.

Unknown_06: I look at everything. We have to... Karen was still with us then. We have to be done.

Unknown_03: I miss my music.

Unknown_06: Fine. I'm just gonna keep clicking shit.

Unknown_03: I think it's not plugged.

Unknown_06: Okay, I guess I can't plug it in then. Look at that, look at this, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that.

2:22:36
Unknown_06: Uh, look at that, look at that, look at that.

Unknown_06: Oh, I can look at this.

Unknown_03: Why would Claire lock these up in here?

Unknown_06: Why would French people make this game?

Unknown_16: Daniel.

Unknown_06: Oh, is this like a recent letter?

2:23:10
Unknown_16: What's it say?

Unknown_16: Read it.

Unknown_02: Seriously, stop here. How about this?

Unknown_16: I've heard the news about Seattle.

Unknown_16: Please help my boys if they come to you.

Unknown_16: Why did they hide this from us?

Unknown_03: I don't know.

Unknown_06: Is she in jail?

Unknown_16: Reach me at this address.

Unknown_06: She's in jail, isn't it?

Unknown_16: PO box. I use sometimes.

Unknown_06: Oh, I guess not. That would be too interesting.

2:23:41
Unknown_16: PO box.

Unknown_06: Well, post office box.

Unknown_03: In this case,

Unknown_16: I... beg you... please... help my sons.

Unknown_03: Oh yeah, right.

Unknown_03: Total bullshit.

Unknown_16: What do you mean? She cares about us!

Unknown_03: Wrong. I don't.

Unknown_16: Maybe she... changed her mind?

Unknown_03: You don't care about us?

Unknown_16: We could try and contact her!

Unknown_03: You don't even know her, okay? Don't get any wrong ideas. What a fucking weirdo.

2:24:12
Unknown_05: This game is so weird. French people are weird.

Unknown_03: For now.

Unknown_16: Can I read it again?

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_03: Then we gotta go. Thank goodness.

Unknown_13: What happened? Shit.

Unknown_13: Excuse me, what are you both doing in here? Except visibly ransacking our house while we're at church.

Unknown_06: Pick him out.

Unknown_17: Claire, we're sorry.

Unknown_17: But we just wanted to.

2:24:44
Unknown_13: No one ever told you that everything you say before our butt has no value? You know you shouldn't be in here. Claire, please.

Unknown_06: Okay, I want to know what happened to our mother. Are you fucking psychotic bitch? No, Steven.

Unknown_13: They went way out of line here. We specifically told you to stay out of this room. I have the right to see my mom's room. This isn't her room anymore. There is nothing to see in here. It's time you learned to respect some rules.

Unknown_17: Actually, we did find something.

Unknown_16: Yeah. We found a new letter from my mom. She said she wants to see us.

Unknown_06: It's time to destroy this woman.

2:25:21
Unknown_16: You didn't even tell us.

Unknown_06: Kill her.

Unknown_13: She's not my daughter anymore.

Unknown_06: Murder her. Or your mother.

Unknown_13: She burned all those bridges.

Unknown_06: Time to destroy. One letter doesn't change what she did to me.

Unknown_05: Tell us.

Unknown_13: She is not welcome back.

Unknown_05: What does it say?

Unknown_13: It's been eight years.

Unknown_05: Just say what happened.

Unknown_13: Maybe it's time to move on. Don't you dare lecture me, Sean. You don't know anything about how I feel. I can't.

2:25:52
Unknown_06: Because you haven't explained. You haven't explained what happened. These people are like dysfunctionally retarded.

Unknown_13: Listen, Sean.

Unknown_06: Just say, I want to know what happened to my mom. I know life has been tough on you the past month. I'm of age. I want to hear what happened to my mom.

Unknown_13: And we put up with a lot of things.

Unknown_13: But that breaking our door to sneak into the room.

Unknown_13: That shows you don't respect us. Then you act like I'm the bad guy. After what we've done for you. Because you've been hiding.

2:26:24
Unknown_06: I knew something like this might happen. You've been hiding what happened to our mom. Maybe you two staying here wasn't such a good idea.

Unknown_17: Man, I think I see why mom left now.

Unknown_06: Damn, get rekt. She couldn't put up with your stupid rules anymore.

Unknown_17: Oh, so that's what you think.

Unknown_06: Oh my god. Then let me tell you something.

Unknown_17: Steven!

Unknown_06: He did it! He killed himself! Whoever called that he was killing himself is a fucking... Oh shit! Get this god damn thing off of me!

Unknown_07: Steven, no! Hold on honey, we'll get her off!

2:26:57
Unknown_05: You have to use your force powers.

Unknown_06: No!

Unknown_07: Stop! My legs!

Unknown_06: My legs!

Unknown_06: It's time. It's time to impress her with the power of Satan, babe. Do it.

Unknown_06: Do it.

Unknown_17: Do it, Daniel! Now! Do what? What's going on?

Unknown_06: Your grandson's a Satanist.

Unknown_13: Oh, Lord! What are you doing, Daniel?

2:27:30
Unknown_06: Oh, hell yeah.

Unknown_06: I've become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Aw, he fainted.

Unknown_13: That's her reaction, really?

2:28:02
Unknown_14: You were right, Claire.

Unknown_14: I should have fixed that cupboard months ago.

Unknown_06: That's her reaction to him psychically lifting the fucking thing. That's so underwhelming.

Unknown_06: What in the name of God was that all about?

Unknown_13: That's impossible. What are you, Daniel? Claire.

Unknown_06: He's autistic.

Unknown_06: One in every hundred children have autism these days, Claire. That's all that matters. Back ass.

Unknown_13: Maybe.

Unknown_13: It was a miracle.

Unknown_06: It was a miracle.

Unknown_13: Thank you, Lord.

Unknown_06: What the fuck? This is so bad. This is terrible.

2:28:34
Unknown_13: What the fuck?

Unknown_06: I know, grandma.

Unknown_13: Go hide in the garage. No.

Unknown_17: No, no way. It's time. If the police searches the house, that makes the two of you accomplices. Get your bags and go out the back door.

2:29:08
Unknown_13: I'll distract him. Really?

Unknown_14: Yes.

Unknown_14: No.

Unknown_13: Get the hell out of here. I know you're in here. Your car is in the driveway. I'm so sorry for everything.

Unknown_13: I wish we could have helped you more.

Unknown_13: Kill that cop. Murder him. Can you imagine how awesome it would be if the game right here became like

2:29:52
Unknown_06: like a star wars game and like daniel just pulled out a lightsaber and the cops are shooting at him but he can reflect bullets with his lightsaber and force electricity can you fucking imagine how amazing that would be right now that's what i'm thinking that's the game i'm playing in my head no hurry up daniel

Unknown_06: I feel like I'm dying. Move your ass, bro.

2:30:49
Unknown_04: Shit!

Unknown_06: Oh no, we gotta back up. We got two cop killers over here. We got a 5-0. Oh yeah, call Rakita Law before talking to police.

2:31:24
Unknown_06: You gotta kill him.

Unknown_06: Now or never. What the fuck?

Unknown_05: Holy shit.

Unknown_06: Holy fuck.

Unknown_06: He is, he is the chosen one.

Unknown_06: So, so far, there's one Mexican and three dead people. Two of them are cops.

2:31:55
Unknown_06: That was a pretty good ending, I like that. I like that Captain, the small child that I raised in a one hour segment, who found out about his dead mother crashing into a pole, then in this game comes out to magically force kill the police officer by crashing him into a pole. He was supposed to be so mad at me.

Unknown_16: I could tell he was pissed when he saw I had the power.

Unknown_02: You get over it.

Unknown_02: You saved his life. He thinks I'm a liar now.

Unknown_03: He's a smart kid.

2:32:28
Unknown_03: He's not going to stay mad.

Unknown_03: You guys are though. You can't kill my autism.

Unknown_06: I made him so autistic that he could actually fuck with police cars.

Unknown_06: I'm glad he didn't die.

Unknown_16: Why does my power always bring trouble?

Unknown_03: It's because I played the first game so well that when I imported my save file he was just too strong.

Unknown_06: Captain Untitled did not go to jail.

2:32:59
Unknown_16: Okay. You think we'll see grandma and grandpa again?

Unknown_03: I don't know.

Unknown_05: We'll see.

Unknown_16: Where are we going to go now?

Unknown_16: See, I did not fuck anyone.

Unknown_06: No way, man. I don't know what I picked it. I mean, I picked the right options. I think she said she wanted to find us. We stick to the plan. How did I fucking- I picked the right options to get that ending.

2:33:30
Unknown_03: I wasn't talking about it because I didn't want to pick that ending and then have people think I picked it when I reacted.

Unknown_06: But I did exactly what I thought would cause that chain reaction.

Unknown_06: And he's still- he's too strong. My Captain Autisma was too fucking strong.

Unknown_06: So you just got to deal with it.

Unknown_03: Look.

Unknown_03: I even got you a present.

Unknown_03: Merry Christmas, Inano.

2:34:05
Unknown_16: for real?

Unknown_06: It would have saved the stream.

Unknown_16: It's in two weeks.

Unknown_03: Who cares? I think, I mean, nobody said I picked the wrong options in chat.

Unknown_06: I think that, like, when I imported my save file, maybe, maybe it doesn't kill Autismo if you, uh, if you play the entire, like, if you actually solve, if you complete, like, Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit, he doesn't die for whatever reason. That's the only thing I can think of because I was doing what chat said to, secretly.

Unknown_06: I picked options that I thought would lead to that event. And then when it happened, he swerved and missed. So I think I'm right. And I think if you play the actual one hour game and you complete it successfully and do all the things, he actually is like, they will not kill him in that segment.

2:34:37
Unknown_06: Oh. Oh, okay. He was... Okay, I picked too many options encouraging Daniel. If I didn't pick the prank, he probably wouldn't have.

Unknown_16: Early Christmas is the best.

2:35:11
Unknown_06: If Captain Autism dies, it would have obviously not affected the game. They're clearly past that point. It's just as they can't have the actual game have two different storylines, depending on who lives and dies. So it's just, it's the same story, but then they add shit like, Oh, he smoked cigarettes. If you encourage him to smoke, Oh, if, uh, you know, something big might happen differently if you do events, but it never affects the story or the outcome.

Unknown_16: Hey,

Unknown_16: I got something for you too.

Unknown_06: And the Captain Autismo stream was from earlier this year. It's on my channel still.

2:35:45
Unknown_16: We're doing it now, so. Huh, man.

Unknown_06: That's so cool.

Unknown_06: He really is autistic. That looks like a deviant art drawing.

Unknown_03: Listen. There's a ride. Come on.

Unknown_06: Oh no, did they call up that fucking bitch?

Unknown_06: Oh no, they're going to get on a train and that's where the fucking beatniks are.

Unknown_06: Oh, fuck this game.

2:36:19
Unknown_06: It was early this year, I think.

Unknown_06: January.

Unknown_07: This game is a fucking nightmare.

2:36:54
Unknown_06: And all these fucking shitty songs they put in this fucking game all get copyright claims when I upload this.

Unknown_07: Demands, give me your love, give me your gun And you traced it back to where we begun So the morning came and swept it all away Cause I was looking for a place to stay

2:37:44
Unknown_06: Oh, the music's still fucking going. Oh my god.

Unknown_06: You let Daniel kill the cougar. I was in the minority. You threw a snowball at Mushroom. Only 1% of people threw it at the dog.

Unknown_06: That's funny.

Unknown_06: You prayed together. Most people did, because you're not that much of a fucking asshole.

Unknown_06: He confessed to Steven about Daniel's powers. It was 50-50. He didn't help with extra chores. Well, I didn't see any extra chores.

2:38:16
Unknown_06: He told Daniel he did the right thing when he saved Chris. He didn't use Steven's laptop to log into your profile.

Unknown_06: He didn't use the phone to call Lila. Why the fuck would I do that?

Unknown_06: You didn't gain Chris's trust. See, I can't even imagine how long this chapter would be if you bothered to find any of this shit.

2:38:51
Unknown_06: You didn't listen to Cassidy's song until the end. I can't believe 44% of the people that played this fucking game sat there and listened to that beatnik play that fucking song until it ended. That's ridiculous. You didn't draw for Chris. You bought Chris a Christmas present.

Unknown_01: You didn't get involved in Charles' problems. Whoops.

Unknown_06: The cop chased you and Chris wasn't hit by a car. 39%. So most people got the fucking car hit. I don't know what I did.

Unknown_06: Cause I mean, that's the majority of people.

2:39:24
Unknown_01: What changed that?

Unknown_01: I don't know what I did differently. Huh?

Unknown_01: It might have something to do with what I suspected.

Unknown_06: Daniel did not continue to swear.

Unknown_01: That's the end of it.

2:39:58
Unknown_01: Daniel didn't blame anyone because Chris was fine.

Unknown_01: Daniel used his power to save Chris from the car.

Unknown_01: I guess, yeah, I guess I gave him, I, I told him to use his power one too many times. If I didn't do the prank, he would've got hit, probably.

Unknown_01: Okay.

Unknown_01: That's it.

Unknown_01: Kay's cooking?

Unknown_06: No, no, no. It's too late here. I have to go to bed.

Unknown_06: Nope, no more of this. We're, we're gone. Oh, fuck. Is this just the intro?

2:40:32
Unknown_16: So, this is it?

Unknown_06: Yeah. No, this is the end. I'm done. I'm closing this now. We're not doing this.

Unknown_06: Yeah, I might stream tomorrow. It depends. I'm not made up my mind. I'm gonna have to edit this because there's that part where I had to get up for a second and I have to cut that out of whatever, of the recording and of the YouTube version because YouTube lets you cut like one mistake out of a stream now these days.

2:41:10
Unknown_01: Yeah, weed.

Unknown_06: And I think that's it. Thank you guys for watching. I'm sorry that this one was so fucking boring. There was nothing I could have done. They just had no idea how to make this an interesting story. All right. I'll see you guys when I see you. I will definitely stream next Wednesday. So there's a lot that's happened the last two weeks. So it'll hopefully be a good one. I'll have to take some notes and stuff.

Unknown_06: All right. See you guys later.