Bad at Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (Part 2) 2019-07-29


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0:00:00
Unknown_10: I played this game, which I would not be surprised at because I didn't advertise it at all.

Unknown_10: I failed horribly and I took an hour to beat the first boss and I became very angry and I started yelling and I started declaring very loudly that I was indeed pushing buttons but people were nonplussed by this and they told me that I should get good. I became even angrier because I'm pretty sure I'm already good.

Unknown_10: It's just that the game is bullshit. Because you have to hit it as soon as it lands.

0:00:39
Unknown_10: And the game cheats. That's my approximation. That's my memory.

Unknown_10: This guy, I've been told, will train me. So we're going to try to decrypt. I haven't played... The only thing I've done since the last time I played was...

Unknown_10: I tried to practice deflecting. Stop it!

0:01:25
Unknown_08: See what I mean? It's fucking bullshit. And it fucking cheats. I'm hitting it as soon as it lands.

Unknown_10: Like, as soon as it lands.

Unknown_04: I think my timing is too good, and you have to hit it a little bit before.

Unknown_10: That's what's happening.

Unknown_03: I think I hit like eight times.

Unknown_10: I'm gonna call it Splendid. It's like...

Unknown_10: Fuck I wasted my fucking things. I forgot that was the button for the fucking things. God damn it Okay, so there's a big fat guy I have to kill I'm aware his name is like grung or something

0:01:57
Unknown_10: Oh no, because DSP has played many of these Souls-like games. I've never played any Souls-like game. So this is my first one and I'm being told that it's extremely difficult even compared to a normal Souls game. And there's no cheesing, like you can't grind or anything. So if I wanted to beat the game, the only way to get more skills and shit is I have to beat the bosses and I'm bad at beating the bosses.

0:02:30
Unknown_10: By the way, if I'm supposed to save at any point,

Unknown_10: To unlock alternative enemies, please notify me of that. I wouldn't know. How do I get my check? I don't want to piss that guy off. It's scary.

Unknown_10: How the fuck do I kill that guy? Because you can't dodge it, right? Because he's too big.

0:03:07
Unknown_10: I'm like, yeah! Fucking fuck! I have no idea where I'm actually supposed to be going right now, you see now?

Unknown_10: Why are there like 8,000 fucking people in here?

0:03:43
Unknown_10: I thought Phil had gout, not diabetes.

Unknown_12: I still feel like an ox.

Unknown_10: Oh shit. What the fuck is that?

0:04:18
Unknown_09: Oh fuck!

Unknown_09: What the fuck?!

Unknown_10: Black gunpowder material used in alchamaic prosthetic tool upgrades. Putting those in explosive and oculate nature.

0:04:49
Unknown_10: I need another one of those shrines. I'm too far ahead now, right? Gonna be giving me another one?

Unknown_10: Why is that glowing red? I don't trust that shit.

0:05:25
Unknown_10: Is that a shrine? That's glowing blue.

Unknown_10: Oh, it is. I'll figure it out. This is a new one? Yeah, OK.

Unknown_10: Post a dono link? That's on the main site.

0:06:00
Unknown_10: I don't have, like, the text-to-speech yet. Everybody says I should do in-reel livestreaming here, but I know that people would just see, like, the text-to-speech shit, and say, and, like, confess my undying love to Putin or something, and get me killed. I don't do that.

Unknown_05: no it's the guy it's a little girl from before that's the king

0:06:46
Unknown_10: I don't know if I should ever make jokes around these, because I know DSP. DSP will be like, blah blah blah, he'll make like obnoxious ass fucking noises and shit during cutscenes. And I've always felt like, while watching him, that that's really disrespectful. But at the same time, I don't know anime or stuff.

Unknown_10: And anytime people start using like Japanese talk around me, my eyes gloss over and I want to kill myself. Which in and of itself is not very respectful, but it's silently disrespectful. What the fuck is seeing me right now? Fuck off.

0:07:23
Unknown_10: Okay. What the fuck was that? That's bullshit! Did I lose all my fucking gold and shit? Oh no, it just sends me back to the resting camp. I guess I should rest again. I didn't die, okay? I just lost... I just lost HP.

Unknown_09: I'm running over. I'll just rest again because I lost HP.

Unknown_10: Okay, this time I'm not going to fuck it up. This time things will be different.

0:08:14
Unknown_10: The noise is scaring the fuck out of me.

Unknown_09: What is that? Oh. I can't turn around. I really don't want to piss that guy off.

Unknown_10: Can he see me? I'm gonna guess he's seeing me.

Unknown_09: stop going over there I don't want to fight that guy yet oh he could see me no that guy totally sees me attack me or something what the fuck are you doing oh shit oh shit fuck that gravitas

0:09:17
Unknown_09: Really?

Unknown_08: Can you stop doing that? Oh, fine, just put me right fucking next to him and shit. No, fuck.

Unknown_10: Alright, there's no way to dodge that. If you get grabbed, you get grabbed.

0:09:49
Unknown_10: There's not even, like, a wind-up for that.

Unknown_13: I don't play. Fuck you.

Unknown_10: Rot essence. Timid names. Similar pain cough. Oh, that's the Buddha guy.

Unknown_10: Telling me that I suck and I won't receive unsanity anymore. That I need it, I guess.

Unknown_10: Oh, what's this? Gravely injured. The worst happens when choices are used. Fire?

Unknown_11: How do I use fire?

0:10:26
Unknown_10: That's a tip. It's telling me I should set him on fire. How do I do this, chat?

Unknown_10: Instruct me.

Unknown_10: They're not saying like, oh you should definitely totally use fire unless there's like absolutely no way to use fire.

Unknown_10: Firecrackers.

0:11:06
Unknown_10: Fire is useless. That's a bait.

Unknown_10: Well, just in case. Alt F4. I'm losing a controller. Thank you. I can't Alt F4. I feel like there should be a way up here. Why am I seen?

Unknown_10: I don't know where the Harada estate is. Do you have to get... Is that the one by the... The old lady? Like before? Says to give me something?

0:11:38
Unknown_10: I'm not going to accept bribes to let you into my Discord. Because then I can't ban you.

Unknown_10: Okay. Well, I talked to the old lady before. I forgot what she wants, though. She wants me to give something to somebody or some shit.

0:12:18
Unknown_10: Have I been through here? I guess so.

Unknown_10: Oh, that's right. Okay, I'll just teleport back. What the fuck is that?

Unknown_10: What, the turkey?

Unknown_10: Why is the turkey my enemy?

Unknown_10: I hope I don't get a bad ending for killing the turkeys or something.

0:12:58
Unknown_10: Buying them on a hill near this area. I thought, well am I supposed to talk to this guy or what?

Unknown_10: Does it like tell me to have like a quest log or something? This game is like it's for hardcore super gamers and quest logs are for scrubs.

Unknown_11: Shinobi esoteric text.

Unknown_10: A book of secrets that details a variety of techniques employed by the shinobi.

0:13:32
Unknown_10: Aren't you supposed to use this to get an ending or something? You can't send bits because I'm not a... Oh, I can Naruto run now.

Unknown_11: Okay, I got you.

Unknown_04: Every time I see the word Dogen, I think of a dog. I think of a dog.

0:14:10
Unknown_04: It's not all you. This was the default voice option. I heard it was good.

0:14:58
Unknown_10: consume gourds. Why would I not want to do that?

Unknown_04: Yeah, I get the feeling that all this dialogue would be a thousand times worse if it was in English.

Unknown_10: That's why I watch anime in Japanese, because I... If I can't hear the dialogue in a language I understand, I can't cringe to it. Do I have another one? Oh, I don't have another one. Oh, do I have to talk to her? Oh my god. I thought this was an action game.

0:15:30
Unknown_03: Who do I talk to to get the firecrackers? That's all I want.

Unknown_04: All I want is the firecrackers.

0:16:19
Unknown_10: Right behind the trolls, the firecrackers. How do I sneak around them?

Unknown_10: Oh, should I get a skill?

Unknown_10: Can I not get this skill yet? Not available. Requires two points. I was told that there's supposed to be, like there's a really, really, really good one that you want right here.

0:16:52
Unknown_10: Oh, behind as in, okay.

Unknown_10: We're on the hill by the first boss. To get to the Harando estate, you have to go and talk to the Sculptor and try.

Unknown_10: What hill? Over there?

Unknown_00: I'm going to end up walking around in circles for an hour trying to find these fucking firecrackers.

0:17:36
Unknown_10: There's like a delay, so if I ask over here, it's going to take me like an hour.

Unknown_10: No, I need firecrackers to kill the giant. Come on. I mean, there's lots of fire around here, right?

Unknown_10: As you might tell. Go back up. I'm gonna cause a lot of people to get fucking brain aneurysms.

0:18:11
Unknown_10: I told you, I'm bad at games. This is why I play Space Station 13.

Unknown_10: And Dwarf Fortress. I can take my own time.

Unknown_10: Well, Cherry, you fucking tell me then. Where is it?

Unknown_10: Straight ahead for the tent. It's a pellet.

0:18:45
Unknown_10: It's not what I want.

Unknown_10: What the fuck?

Unknown_10: Clearly right behind him.

Unknown_10: Wait, shouldn't it be like right here next to this guy that has the giant fucking thing full of explosives?

0:19:21
Unknown_10: Is that it?

Unknown_10: I'm being told it's by a tent, but I don't trust that.

Unknown_10: Gachen sugar. Oh, it's a different one of those candy things.

Unknown_10: I just looked at it. What?

Unknown_10: Tent is high up on the hill. Wait.

0:19:59
Unknown_10: If you're mad about my fucking Japanese pronunciation, you're in for a bad time. Where the fuck is this fucking tent at? You're all full of shit.

Unknown_10: There's no goddamn other fucking tent here.

Unknown_10: Up on the hill in a tent.

Unknown_10: I am looking up.

Unknown_10: I looked all over for this fucking tent. I have to like pause this and look for the fucking tent.

0:20:33
Unknown_10: Firecracker location, Sekiro. Okay.

Unknown_10: Look behind me.

Unknown_10: There is no fucking tent on this fucking hill, you motherfuckers.

0:21:09
Unknown_10: Right where I'm... You mean up there? Up there on that fucking high-ass mountain circle thing?

Unknown_10: I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm looking right at this one. Yeah, okay.

Unknown_10: Teepee pyramid shape. It's not a hill. It's like a mountain. It's called a plateau, chat. A hill is like a lump shape in the ground. That is called a plateau.

0:21:46
Unknown_10: Look at these firecrackers. I'm gonna have a bad time with this giant guy. It's been worth it. Ah, thank God.

Unknown_03: If I have to pay money for this and I don't fucking have it, I'm gonna be real fucking mad. 500 fucking gold!

Unknown_10: Are you fucking kidding me?

Unknown_09: There's no way I'm gonna be able to buy that.

Unknown_00: This motherfucker is talking shit.

Unknown_10: What something I have to like farm gold And if you die you lose all your gold so I have to be careful Fuck

0:22:43
Unknown_10: This isn't going well. My idea to farm gold is not going well.

Unknown_10: Wings of Poverty? Sell Jew gold from the bags?

Unknown_10: What Jew gold? I don't have any Jew gold.

Unknown_10: What do I sell?

Unknown_10: Light coin purse? Well, if I sell that, then I know if I die... There's like too many of them. There's like eight people at once hammering on me.

0:23:18
Unknown_10: Can't kill like eight people at once.

Unknown_09: Who the fuck's staring at me? Really?

Unknown_09: Who the fuck brought a gun?

Unknown_10: I guess I have to run. He's got a gun. He's just gonna fucking pop me again. Look at this. There's motherfuckers shooting at me.

0:23:57
Unknown_10: I told people I'm not good at this game, and they're all acting confused. How did he not know about that? How did he not deflect that?

Unknown_10: See, someone offered me money to play this game because he thought it would be funny.

Unknown_10: And I know that, like, in terms of, like, time spent, there's no fucking way I'm going to get through this. And an appropriate amount of hours to actually be worth the money that he's offering. I might have to bail.

0:24:31
Unknown_10: Because people are saying like, oh, it's 100% super easy that you can walk in and kill those eight guys all by yourself.

Unknown_10: Like that.

Unknown_10: What instructions?

Unknown_10: I'm pretty sure it is.

0:25:05
Unknown_10: I don't know how to farm the gold.

Unknown_10: Give me that gold. Go back to Cheeky Lysol. I've already talked to her. Why is this guy following me?

0:25:37
Unknown_08: Fuck off.

Unknown_08: What?

Unknown_08: Nothing... Like, okay, people are telling me to go back to the statue now. What the fuck?

0:26:14
Unknown_09: Why would I... In a normal playthrough, if I did not have people shouting instructions at me, why the fuck would I ever feel inclined to go to that fucking statue?

Unknown_10: Oh, he's right there.

Unknown_08: Fuck off.

Unknown_10: Fine, I'll travel back to the fucking thing.

0:26:53
Unknown_10: The old woman told me last time I played. Then I got frustrated and bored.

Unknown_11: Close your eyes and listen to the sound of the bell. I thought the Japanese were like Shinto and Confucian and not Buddhist.

0:27:31
Unknown_10: The sound of the bell will wake you up.

Unknown_11: Now what? What the fuck is this?

0:28:06
Unknown_10: If this immediately, oh. I was gonna say, if this immediately takes me out of this area, I'm gonna be real fucking mad.

0:28:47
Unknown_10: Are you... Fuku-no-no Segare? What's going on? The Zoku... are looking for the Hiratayashiki shrine maiden.

Unknown_10: I didn't see the other guy coming. Well, I can't get away from this guy now. Hey, fine. Fuck you. Come here.

0:29:28
Unknown_12: Oh, fuck.

Unknown_08: Give me the money!

0:30:22
Unknown_09: How do I Naruto jump?

Unknown_09: Clutch the fucking bridge you cocksucker motherfucker.

Unknown_10: Oh my god. This motherfucker is really gonna make me walk around with a fucking walk of shame.

Unknown_10: There's no like grapple points or anything?

Unknown_10: Oh, whatever. Fine, I'm just gonna walk up to him.

Unknown_09: Oh, okay, he's gonna lay this fucking portrait and catch the attention of literally everyone. There's fucking dogs everywhere. Fuck you! Fuck the dogs!

0:30:55
Unknown_10: I hate the fucking dog people. So goddamn... What the fuck was that?

Unknown_12: Just die!

Unknown_10: There. Where did he even come from? Who are these fucking people?

0:31:36
Unknown_10: Look afraid, though. There's gonna be more fucking dogs.

Unknown_10: What am I gonna do?

0:32:16
Unknown_10: I'm using 100% of my brain power to figure this one out.

Unknown_10: I wanna get to that thing.

Unknown_10: I didn't use firecrackers on the dogs, I used the shurikens. I was told the shurikens were good for the dogs. Turn around. Turn around.

0:32:49
Unknown_12: Turn around!

Unknown_10: What are you just fucking standing there for? Turn the fuck around!

Unknown_09: What the fuck?!

Unknown_09: That's a joke. These motherfuckers didn't see me.

0:33:32
Unknown_09: And now the whole fucking town's upset. I just killed one motherfucker, and the entire fucking, like, five mile radius knows exactly where I am. I'm just firing fucking arrows at them and shit.

0:34:34
Unknown_10: I don't think I can get in there stealthily. How many are there? Three? But I can take one out stealthily, though.

Unknown_10: Wait, wait. When do I want everything to go?

0:35:11
Unknown_12: I'm not hopeless.

Unknown_10: I'm not hopeless. I didn't get touched. I figured it out.

Unknown_10: Oh no!

Unknown_10: Fuck.

Unknown_09: All the dogs know where I'm at. The dogs know exactly where I'm at. They're fucking telling everybody. I'm dealing with this.

0:36:37
Unknown_10: I'm too stealthy. Nobody... Nobody can find me.

Unknown_10: I am playing a video game. It's like Crucifix. I want that. How about like eight fucking people to survive?

0:37:15
Unknown_11: I'm afraid to start a fight with that one. I'm going to get my ass kicked pretty fucking hard.

Unknown_02: He has to be away from me to pull some more of them off that group.

Unknown_10: who I betcha the checking back there I bet you I can't I bet you I can't do that oh shit there's a there's a

0:38:14
Unknown_10: Are they all aggro? I don't think they're aggro. I bet you I can get one.

Unknown_10: I bet you I can get one. Oh, I can't get back to that. I'm just about to burn down this entire fucking village.

Unknown_08: What the fuck? !

0:38:57
Unknown_09: Fuck off! How do I get rid of the burn?

Unknown_09: How do I stop the burn? I don't know how to do this.

0:39:30
Unknown_00: Fuck all y'all!

Unknown_10: If I die now, I lose all my progress, right? I don't want to lose all my money.

Unknown_10: Money is the entire reason I do anything.

Unknown_10: I'm not going to stream Minecraft.

Unknown_10: Oh, I do. I think I do have this.

0:40:14
Unknown_12: Do I?

Unknown_10: I did it!

Unknown_10: There's more. How many more are there? I'm kind of freaking out about the low HP thing.

0:40:57
Unknown_10: Flame, Zeryl, Dowsing Powder.

Unknown_10: Million ball of wealth I didn't read the description for million ball of wealth Does that mean that I have a million dollars now? Did I win the lottery? Can I just buy the prints back and go home?

Unknown_10: Did I get everything? I think I got everything

0:41:32
Unknown_10: I don't see a way... I'm like afraid of like a cutscene coming out and being like, uh... Hey, what's up? It's worthless bastards. You're a ninja.

Unknown_04: Take this shinobi axe from the temple and split their skulls open.

Unknown_10: That sounds like a plan.

Unknown_10: Being a bully. I don't like bullies.

Unknown_10: I don't think so.

0:42:09
Unknown_10: I want that item.

Unknown_10: Oh, there's lots of items. Where's the next Buddha at? I need a Buddha.

Unknown_10: I need to rub the Buddha.

Unknown_10: There's like tons of people right there.

Unknown_10: Why is that guy... Should I kill him? I'm gonna... I'm gonna go for him. No! No! He can't kill me!

0:42:41
Unknown_10: Open big door behind you. Where at?

Unknown_10: Okay, I'm up on the thing, right? You tell me.

0:43:16
Unknown_10: You tell me.

Unknown_10: Where it at? I want the Buddha.

Unknown_10: I'm just gonna stay up here. Naruto style. Naruto style.

Unknown_10: Yo, that does not look like a fucking Buddha looks like some angry ass fucking chickens down there Where I came from I don't see any Buddha's here either I

0:43:59
Unknown_10: There's like eight fucking big doors. There are at least four right fucking here. There's one right there. There's one right there. There's another one right there. And then there's one at the end of the road. And then there's one on the right. What big fucking door? Okay, those are bad guys. Pretty sure that's not it.

Unknown_10: Are they by the chickens?

Unknown_10: Okay, the end of the road where I got the gachi powder. Okay, that's where I'm going.

0:44:32
Unknown_10: I didn't want to open that door because I didn't know what was in it.

Unknown_10: You guys are, like, terrible at giving instructions. I can't imagine you trying to point out where a fucking McDonald's is or something.

Unknown_10: I don't see any fucking Buddha in here.

Unknown_10: I think this is some bullshit.

0:45:07
Unknown_10: On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm giving this a 1 in terms of Buddha presence.

Unknown_10: Oh!

Unknown_10: Wait, so that's the only Buddha in the entire map? Well, if I do that... I forgot I didn't kill the dog. Why are there fucking things in the water?

0:45:44
Unknown_09: You guys all lied to me.

Unknown_10: The fucking dog's down there. Did I lose all the money?

Unknown_10: Oh, I thought I'd already been there.

Unknown_10: I'm running. Fuck this.

Unknown_10: Fuck off.

0:46:23
Unknown_10: We are intolerant of intolerance.

Unknown_10: Where's my fucking Buddha at? I just want the Buddha.

Unknown_10: I don't even know how to get up.

Unknown_09: How the fuck... Why am I going back? Because that's where the fucking thing was, wasn't it?

Unknown_10: Okay, hold on. We're gonna sort this one out. We're gonna sort this one out. We're gonna figure this one out. Okay, so it's up there. Okay, I know where it's at.

0:46:55
Unknown_09: Oh, there it is. Of course. Of course. The most obvious place.

Unknown_10: And I couldn't use the fucking whip. There was no places to latch onto. You can clearly see where there's a whip spot. It's just a bridge. You can't whip if there's nowhere to whip to. It's not like you're fucking Spider-Man, just fucking whipping around all the time.

0:47:31
Unknown_10: Okay, I got the money.

Unknown_10: That one's ungoes, I'm sure.

Unknown_10: Sounds like a dragon. There's no whip slots here either. You know, game, I like to use my hookshot. It would benefit me to have more places I could hookshot to.

0:48:05
Unknown_10: How much gold do I need? How much do I have?

Unknown_10: Oh my god, I have enough. Should I leave? Chat, inform me. I have enough money to buy the firecrackers. Should I continue to do this area or what?

Unknown_10: Is there like a way to put my money in the bank?

Unknown_10: Okay, go get the firecrackers and come back.

0:48:45
Unknown_10: Well, I don't know, like, is there, like, a point to this level, or is it just for farming?

Unknown_10: I don't fucking know. The game doesn't tell me, like, oh, now you're in farming land. Farm here. Until you get... Until you get the money for the fire. I have the fire barrel. I got it from the fireplace.

Unknown_10: Uh, my favorite part of the game, trying to find this fucking tent. I remember now because it's on the plateau.

0:49:19
Unknown_10: Very easy to find it.

Unknown_10: It's right over there on the plateau.

Unknown_10: There's no hill. It's a plateau.

Unknown_10: Notice the rugged, uh, geography. Indicating mountain, that's terrain, not a hill.

Unknown_10: Why would I go back to the sculpture? I didn't finish that... I'm trying to get to the guy so I can buy the firecracker so I can get the fucking... so I can kill the giant.

0:49:58
Unknown_10: I hate the fucking wall mechanics.

Unknown_10: What the fuck? I didn't... One, two, wall climb.

Unknown_09: X.

Unknown_10: And then it fucking kicks me off again. One, two, and X. There we go.

Unknown_10: Nothing's... If I die here, I'm like, what?

Unknown_10: That's my... That's my fucking limit for this shit.

0:50:33
Unknown_10: Oh, of course, the fucking artillery guy is back fucking hurling that shit. How the fuck do I get up there?

Unknown_11: Gokuyo.

Unknown_03: Sononin yatsu hidoi.

Unknown_10: Okay, I have to go back to the guy now. They save. I don't know why, but I do. That's what I've been told. I will not question it. Sekiro. The Sekiro masters. The best Sekiros.

0:51:07
Unknown_10: The EU. They're all here to help me.

Unknown_10: Just give me a fucking grapple spot. Stop making me do this shit every fucking time. I hate, I hate that shit.

0:51:40
Unknown_10: No, I don't want to hug the wall. Go up. Not there. Other place. Thank you.

Unknown_10: And one, and one, and climb, and I'm over it. There we go. I beat the final boss. That fucking climb.

Unknown_10: No, I am terrible at this.

Unknown_10: I need to use the flamethrower on the giant, and what the fuck does that mean?

0:52:25
Unknown_10: Why are there two people here now?

Unknown_10: Oh, he's dying.

Unknown_11: Good. Whatever. He may be dying, but I need you to...

0:53:00
Unknown_11: So if I have to train skills, you have to inform me, okay.

Unknown_10: Oh, I haven't equipped it. Oh, that's just basically telling me use this on the giant.

0:53:47
Unknown_10: Literally, literally just use this on the giant. I need that, I need that kind of instruction. If you see something with red eyes, the giant, use it on this.

Unknown_10: Okay, I'm gonna go set the giant on fire now. I have to talk to the, what?

Unknown_09: Why do I have to talk, why do I have to talk to the woman differently? While I'm fucking there, she can't just be like, oh hey, by the way, since you're right fucking here...

0:54:20
Unknown_10: Since you're right fucking here, I'll tell you my thing. I'll tell you my lore. So you get the good ending.

Unknown_10: That's all I need.

Unknown_10: What are you doing? I didn't realize you were here.

Unknown_04: The sculptor has coughed blood. He's got the dragon knot researched.

Unknown_10: Blood he's coughed up.

Unknown_04: The color of blood is tainted and stagnant.

Unknown_10: The sculptor's blood alone isn't enough to be researched. Bring me other blood samples and dragon knot.

Unknown_03: Okay. Okay, if I see any more dudes coughing up blood, I will bring you the blood, lady.

0:54:55
Unknown_10: my gamer face on. Because it's gamer time. It's the moment we've all been waiting for. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm the fuck down. Oh, it's the chicken again. I hate that fucking chicken.

0:55:35
Unknown_10: Motherfucker.

Unknown_10: Okay. Yeah, that's what I wanted to do. I just wanted to fucking swing at him like a retard. Thanks.

Unknown_08: Who sees me? The fucking chicken!

0:56:07
Unknown_10: Okay.

Unknown_10: Okay. It's time. I didn't- I didn't set him on fire. Fuck you.

Unknown_10: I think I'd fall for that again. Oh shit. Fuck off.

Unknown_10: Really?

Unknown_10: Fuck you!

Unknown_09: I got fire. I went through a long ass fu- Oh, I can't use my thing anymore.

0:57:26
Unknown_08: Yo!

Unknown_08: What? Why does it make me fight there?

Unknown_08: Wait, wait, I have an idea.

Unknown_08: Why is he doing that?

Unknown_08: Why is he doing that? Die! Just fucking die already! Why you gotta make me dance and shit?

0:57:58
Unknown_08: I just wanna see you fucking die!

Unknown_09: Why can't I focus the camera on it? There we go.

Unknown_10: Really?

0:59:12
Unknown_08: I did it!

Unknown_10: Told you. I just needed to fire.

Unknown_10: One, two. One, two. Climb. One, two.

Unknown_10: Oh, it's the wrong button. That's why. I have to press the square, not the circle. Okay.

0:59:47
Unknown_10: Did it.

Unknown_10: No, it's very cool.

Unknown_10: I saw all his tricks the first time. Not gonna get me with them saving the tricks.

Unknown_08: Let me stab you in the face!

1:00:18
Unknown_08: Thank you.

Unknown_09: You tried to get me with the red!

Unknown_09: Why do you have a red ability, you fucker?

Unknown_10: You're just some fucking guy.

Unknown_10: The Meeboo Balloon of Wealth.

Unknown_10: If it pops, the golden Meeboo Balloon plays and splashes. Acquire more coin. Oh. That's so you can farm for the bullshit.

1:01:07
Unknown_10: Open Sesame.

Unknown_10: And now what?

Unknown_10: Fun, too.

Unknown_10: I need to get an optional wall climb off that.

Unknown_10: There is no grapple point. Oh, there is.

Unknown_10: Aha!

1:01:39
Unknown_10: Give me deaths.

Unknown_10: Nightjar Monocular.

Unknown_10: Bamboo tube used to see distant objects. Well, I know we already have good vision looking through this tube with one eye. Oh, can I actually use that? To, like, see shit?

Unknown_10: Like in, uh, Zelda? Wind Waker? When you got the thing? When you have to see your sister get abducted by the bird? Ooh, give me this.

Unknown_10: Oh, I got another gourd seed for my thingy.

Unknown_10: Is DSP playing? No, I'm worse than DSP. DSP, by this point, had played through, like, every Dark Souls game and expansion pack.

1:02:19
Unknown_10: What the fuck? Who the fuck are you? Let me kill you!

Unknown_10: Oh shit, oh shit Oh, oh fuck I really shouldn't have killed that guy

1:03:08
Unknown_10: Okay, I'm gonna go sit at the Buddha and get more skills. Somebody has literally invoked the name of God for this specific purpose.

Unknown_10: And one, two.

Unknown_10: Rest.

Unknown_10: Got them in you. Okay.

Unknown_10: Acquire skills.

Unknown_10: The prosthetic arts and the shinobi arts. Well, I want the shinobi arts because I don't use my prosthetic that much. Is the shinobi the better one? Tell me. I have brain damage. I need the one that a literal, actual child who is physically and mentally disabled sitting in a hospital bed with cancer. Terminal, imminently fatal cancer could use to beat this game.

1:03:41
Unknown_10: Okay, a Mercuri counter. Okay.

Unknown_10: I've got the Mercuri counter. Now do I want the suppress present? Do I want run and slide? Neither actually help. Get both of those.

1:04:14
Unknown_10: I trust Chiri. Oh, okay. The Whirlwind Slash. I trust Chiri the most. I don't know why. He's the only intelligent person to have an anime avatar. That's exactly what I need.

Unknown_10: That's exactly it. McCurry counter enables one to counter enemy thrust attacks by stomping down on an enemy's weapon, dealing a large amount of damage to posture. It is nearly impossible to perceive the speed of a thrust, but not for sharp eyes of a shinobi. That's when the guy did the thing with the red thing, right?

1:04:50
Unknown_10: And I was like, why do you have a red thing? So now I can step on his spear and be like, uh-uh.

Unknown_10: You're not using that on me.

Unknown_10: If you want to have a red thing on me, you gotta have, you gotta be like a giant. Uh, okay, what was I gonna do? Oh, I have a thingy.

Unknown_10: Okay. Now I've got three thingies. I got three of them, or I got, no, I got more heals.

1:05:26
Unknown_10: Uh, use equipped combat armor. What the fuck does that mean?

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: I'm gonna figure out how to use this.

Unknown_10: Oops. I did not use that right. Fuck.

1:06:01
Unknown_08: God damn it!

Unknown_09: You have to time that really carefully.

Unknown_10: Like that, that was bad. I wasn't careful at all.

1:06:33
Unknown_10: There, I got better.

Unknown_02: Oh shit, he really means it this time.

Unknown_10: Oh, I'm doing it wrong.

Unknown_10: I'm using the wrong one. I'm using the regular dodge. The regular block.

Unknown_10: Oh!

Unknown_08: Oh! Oh my god, dude. He's just your sparring partner. What the fuck is that?

1:07:07
Unknown_02: Come at me.

Unknown_09: Damn, dude! That makes me feel so bad for the guy.

Unknown_03: It's like fucking STEM.

Unknown_10: You're supposed to be practicing. You're supposed to be practicing that shit. You don't need... Okay.

Unknown_10: Alright, back to where I was. Now how do I do that thing where I do a spinny ability?

1:07:44
Unknown_10: Ah, combat arts. Oh, I don't have my thing equipped. And now I can do this. Oh, fuck yeah. That's ninja as fuck.

Unknown_10: My ninja.

Unknown_10: Behold!

Unknown_08: Let me hit you!

1:08:23
Unknown_08: Let me hit you!

Unknown_08: Stop blocking noob!

Unknown_08: Stop blocking noob!

Unknown_10: I didn't do it very well, though. I meant to kill them both with my schnoby counter, or whatever the fuck it's called. The whirlwind slash. I did not do that. Okay, what was I going to do? Ooh, this is more secret than that first one I took.

1:08:57
Unknown_09: Not as much.

Unknown_09: Yo, what the fuck?

Unknown_09: Oh, this motherfucker is ringing the bell.

Unknown_10: Fuck off!

Unknown_10: Stop ringing that fucking bell. Nope. Give me those shackles. Yeah! It's down there.

1:09:28
Unknown_10: I really want that guy that was shooting at me to die, though. I'm overcome with hatred for him.

Unknown_10: I really should clear it out before I face the big guy down there, though.

Unknown_10: I guess I don't need to kill these guys, but I feel like I should. Feels like I'm cheating myself by not killing more people.

1:10:07
Unknown_10: Oh no.

Unknown_10: Don't let him get away.

1:10:47
Unknown_08: Get him! There we go.

Unknown_08: Now.

Unknown_08: Time for you. He didn't notice? Why are you in general? Pay attention to the battlefield!

Unknown_08: Ow. Oh, jeez.

Unknown_08: I got healing water, nigga. What you got? Holy shit! Holy fuck!

1:11:19
Unknown_08: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Unknown_10: I'm changing my ability.

Unknown_12: Ow, ow, fuck.

Unknown_10: Oh, I, wait.

Unknown_10: I was really frustrated by that guy. I really don't want to die to him.

1:11:51
Unknown_10: Because that would mean... Ow!

Unknown_09: What the fuck? How do I walk against that?

Unknown_12: I thought I would get a free stab on his neck!

Unknown_13: I did the thing and everything and it didn't work.

1:12:45
Unknown_09: I hate this guy the most. This guy is like such a pussy!

Unknown_08: Stop doing that fucking shit!

Unknown_08: Let your guard down!

Unknown_09: really that takes out all my fucking health can I just like return to the last I'm already like I got hit by the bullet I lost all my fucking health okay good experience I guess I guess not

1:13:55
Unknown_10: Is the home world idle? Does it like always work? Can I always use it?

Unknown_10: What am I doing?

Unknown_10: I don't know.

Unknown_00: I knew it was dead.

Unknown_10: I didn't feel like doing that a thousand times.

Unknown_10: Infinite use. Okay. Well, I will make note of that.

1:14:31
Unknown_10: I like grapple over here. I don't trust it. I have the feeling I'm going to fall off if I grapple over there.

Unknown_10: I can't drop off over here. This is a dead end.

Unknown_10: I do read what they do, I just forget about them.

1:15:09
Unknown_12: Fuck.

Unknown_10: Oh, he totally knows. He totally knows. He totally sees me. I really should not try to hide anymore, but... I don't want... Help me out! This fucking guy with the hat is just like the biggest fucking cocksucker.

Unknown_09: Why are people getting frustrated in chat? Yeah, trust me, no one's more frustrated than me.

1:15:41
Unknown_12: And how... Oh, he got startled.

1:16:18
Unknown_10: I really hate how there's no, like, obvious way to get around that.

Unknown_10: The first two guys just sitting there, like, why the fuck can't I, can I just, like, walk past them?

Unknown_10: I guess I can. I don't seem to care.

Unknown_10: And the music starts playing.

Unknown_10: But then if I go this way, the fucking asshole over there is gonna see me.

1:17:01
Unknown_10: Where's the guy with the thing that always seems to find the fucking guy with the hat?

Unknown_10: Did DSP... No, DSP always beats these games. He gets tons of viewers when he plays Dark Souls games because people like to see him get mad and shit.

Unknown_10: Is this motherfucker gonna, like, walk right into me?

Unknown_09: Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Sure. Sure. Why not? Sure.

Unknown_09: Here, bring the boss over, too. Fuck it.

Unknown_09: Because this fucking cocksucker motherfucker with a hat every goddamn time.

1:17:47
Unknown_10: I want to beat the guy with the spear thing, though. That's obviously what I'm supposed to do, is kill him at this point. Because I have the skills and shit to beat him.

Unknown_10: Well, there's... Okay, no. There are two ways. There are two ways to deal from that point. I can walk forward, right?

Unknown_10: I get up to here. I get up here.

Unknown_09: And there are two ways forward. There is option A to go this way where I will 100% be spotted by the fucking guy on the back and he'll start shooting at me.

1:18:27
Unknown_10: Or I can go to the left where I will 100% find that fucking guy with the hat and he will bump into me. And because he blocks 99% of the time I can't stealth him or anything.

Unknown_10: What do you mean I can hang off the ledge on the left? What the fuck does that mean?

Unknown_10: If I get... Oh.

Unknown_09: No! What was that? What was that? Oh, I can hang off the ledge on the left and not be seen? You cocksucker.

1:19:05
Unknown_10: Fine, I'll just ignore it. What's over here?

Unknown_10: I guess I should have read that. I'll read it right now because somebody's going to get mad at me if I don't read it.

Unknown_10: Paper is made ceremoniously. It drives away apparitions.

Unknown_10: Okay, I got it.

Unknown_10: Turn back if you value your life. You can't behead the headless or swords and spikes do nothing.

Unknown_10: I don't feel like I should go that way. Is that the boss?

1:20:28
Unknown_10: That is the boss. The boss is really pissed off right now.

Unknown_10: It's my arch nemesis. The guy with the hat.

Unknown_10: I'm gonna drop down there and get that item.

1:21:07
Unknown_10: There he is.

Unknown_10: There he is.

Unknown_12: Let's pack this truck.

Unknown_09: The fuck?

Unknown_09: Why is the boss stuck?

Unknown_10: God. God.

Unknown_10: God fucking dammit. What the fuck do I do?

Unknown_10: General Tamagotchi.

1:21:40
Unknown_10: Oh no!

Unknown_08: His marriage nemesis!

Unknown_08: Can I get him to attack?

Unknown_10: There's no way.

Unknown_09: There's no way I can beat them.

Unknown_07: Ah, fuck!

1:22:25
Unknown_09: Why is there no friendly fire?

Unknown_09: Should be this motherfucker's running around swinging his sword like you don't fucking care. Well, that should reflect in the game Oh, okay, I can't

1:22:58
Unknown_10: Well, if the guy has a running attack, what the fuck do I do when he can just catch up? I have to try to catch them both at the same time.

Unknown_10: There's no way. There's no way to pick off everyone around this fucking guy before the boss will notice. And there's no point picking up the fucking golems, right? You just need to hide.

1:23:39
Unknown_10: what poster mechanics what they see me the problem then becomes I'm gonna get hit with the range and they hit with the range it's like half my health gone

Unknown_10: No, I get the posture mechanics.

Unknown_10: I understand the gist of them.

1:25:16
Unknown_10: Fucking asshole. This motherfucker. This son of a bitch. This fucking dog. Look at him. Look at his confident fucking stride. Look at how carefree his entire existence is.

Unknown_10: Every second of his fucking life has been leading up to this fucking moment where he fucks with me and ruins it a fucking gin.

Unknown_08: I still get it. That time again, nigga.

1:26:08
Unknown_09: That was a block.

1:26:48
Unknown_09: His posture recovery is like way too fast to like just... How do I predict that? There's no...

Unknown_09: There is absolutely no indication whatsoever he's gonna fucking run forward eight fucking miles.

Unknown_08: Even when I jump around him and shit.

1:27:42
Unknown_10: Oh, I'm now dead

Unknown_13: Because to do this, to even have a chance at this boss, you have to clear the entire surroundings and that takes like five minutes.

1:28:15
Unknown_10: So when you die to them, you want to get right back into it. You want to get right back into it and try again, but you can't. You have to go through and you have to kill every single one of them in precisely the same way with a little bit of luck so that you don't lose any health before you fight the guy.

Unknown_10: And it's really, it really fucking wears your patience down very quickly. I really like this part because there is no way to not get that guy's attention. There's literally no way. He will always shoot at you. Every time.

1:28:57
Unknown_10: I know but the thing is even if you get the sneak attack on the boss he immediately starts up his uh he's harder the second life the second life he's harder so it's like if you don't know how to kill him when he's easier you're not really doing yourself any favor that's just how it feels I don't think there's a way to safely kill this guy.

1:29:53
Unknown_10: It's just doesn't

Unknown_09: Hit me! Hit me so I can fucking parry you!

Unknown_09: Oh yeah, that's exactly what I wanted.

1:30:54
Unknown_10: Where's the other guy at? There's usually two of them. Fuck.

Unknown_10: Don't you fucking dare. Don't you fucking dare. Don't you fucking dare. Don't you fucking dare.

1:31:41
Unknown_09: I hit it fucking right. I fucking did it right and he fucking turns.

1:32:14
Unknown_10: Give him a move where he can just restore his fucking costumes. That's what I need. That's what I need. I need that ability where he just fucking restores his fucking costumes.

1:33:08
Unknown_10: Is that my... No!

Unknown_12: I'm gonna fucking squeeze my skull between my fucking palms!

1:33:45
Unknown_13: Dude, he has like eight different abilities that are marked with the fucking thing.

Unknown_10: So I don't know which one it's gonna be. Is it gonna be the one where he sweeps and I can't fucking dodge it? Do I have to like jump to that one?

Unknown_10: The spear one has a fucking glare too. They all have fucking glares. He has an ability where he clicks and you can't fucking block that. He has an ability where he fucking runs up, throws you in the fucking air and cuts you in half. And it's like, am I supposed to remember the exact animations for each one of those 90 fucking abilities? Is that the fucking secret to this game? Because that's more fucking autistic than Touhou, where you have to fucking remember the shot pattern for every goddamn character, and you just try it. At least for Touhou, you don't have to fucking kill 8 million different fucking enemies before you can even attempt it. You just fucking start over if you lose.

1:34:25
Unknown_09: That's fucking boring. What's the point of that?

Unknown_09: Memorizing shit isn't fun. Memorizing shit is what you do for fucking school.

Unknown_09: Memorizing shit is what you do when you don't want to fucking enjoy something.

1:35:21
Unknown_13: Bag it.

1:36:12
Unknown_08: That one I was just gonna- FUCK YOU!

1:36:47
Unknown_10: Like that one. What do you do for that?

Unknown_10: What do you do for that shit where he just, like, he flinches? He looks like he's doing any other swing.

Unknown_10: And then you just lose all your health. Whatever fucking advantage you had is just lost instantly. Oh, my God.

1:37:21
Unknown_10: If I parried, if I parried what? If I see him flinch and then immediately, like the, okay, you have to hit, you have to parry at the moment it hits. So you look, you look for his fucking windups, you look for his thrust, but when the thrust animation doesn't fucking exist because it is one nanosecond between the windup and the actual connection, you can't block it because there is no timing it.

1:38:02
Unknown_10: Good shot. He's playing fucking Overwatch.

1:38:36
Unknown_09: What the fuck are you waiting for? I didn't kill the guy.

Unknown_10: Oh yeah.

Unknown_10: I don't know, it would be really, like, you know what? You know what would be a really useful thing? The fucking Chi sign that it puts up every goddamn time there's another unblockable fucking ability that you have to be smart with.

Unknown_10: That would be helpful.

1:39:20
Unknown_09: Stealth attack, what are you doing?

Unknown_09: It is pure fucking luck if you can get to... Like, if I could clear it in such a way that there would be an opportunity for me to stealth attack him, I would do it.

Unknown_10: I would stealth attack him if I could do that.

1:40:03
Unknown_10: I'm just thankful to fucking move without getting shot by that guy at least once. The dude that's usually there is not there.

1:40:38
Unknown_09: Look, the fucking dick shit is fucking right there now.

Unknown_09: Why the fuck are you up there?

1:41:33
Unknown_10: That one didn't work.

Unknown_10: There's like 8 million fucking people up there. They're having a little fucking fiesta. A little fucking clown fiesta. All 9,000 of them together. The entire fucking army of this fucking, uh, group.

Unknown_10: Oh.

Unknown_09: I have a little present for anyone coming down.

Unknown_10: Just do it.

1:42:08
Unknown_13: Yeah, so... Why do you keep screaming stealth at me?

Unknown_10: Like it's gonna fucking help- Yeah, I get the fucking gist of it. I get the fucking gist. I can't targe- You have to- To stealth the guy, you have to target him. You can't target him when he's right fucking below you. Not when other people are gonna spot you while you're standing there. Cause then he's gonna alert the fucking guy and you can't stealth him anymore.

Unknown_10: It's just the same fucking command over and over again. Oh, stealth him. Yeah, yeah. I'm working on it. Don't worry. Don't you worry. You know how I beat the ogre? Whenever... I didn't have to clear out... I didn't have a prerequisite 9,000 things to do before I got to the point where I could kill the ogre. That's how I killed the ogre. I could just walk up and kill the ogre when I was ready to kill the ogre. When I was like, oh, okay, I'm ready to kill the ogre now. I just walked up and I killed the ogre.

1:42:42
Unknown_10: But this guy, it's like, oh, you know, you have to kill all the bad guys before... What the fuck is this faggot even shooting at?

1:43:37
Unknown_10: Is he shooting at me? What the fuck is he being shot at? I'm hanging onto the side of a fucking cliff, how does he see me?

Unknown_10: Where's the fat sack of shit?

Unknown_10: There's no indication of which one's the boss. I know he's down there. Oh, okay, they just see me instantly. That makes sense.

1:44:16
Unknown_10: a general with backup. Okay, I get it.

Unknown_10: I mean, I understand what the setting is. The set design is gorgeous. Look at how pretty this guy is. It really makes sense that he's a general with backup, and that is why you have to kill the backup before you can kill the general.

Unknown_10: Like, I'm not lost on the intention here. ...

1:44:48
Unknown_09: I'm afraid everyone will find out.

Unknown_10: If I want to fight this, probably not.

Unknown_10: I mean, I'm being stealthy. That's what people said. They said, use the stealth. Use the stealth. Use the stealth. You gotta use stealth. You gotta stealth them. You gotta stealth all the guys. You gotta stealth. You gotta be stealthy. Well, this is... This is the awesome stealth... Look, I like... He's such a fat sack of shit. He always gets stuck behind stuff. And I guarantee you, it is now impossible for me to fucking stealth him. What the fuck?

1:45:23
Unknown_10: Did he actually break through? I've seen him stuck on that shit before.

Unknown_10: Okay, I'll be as patient as you fucking want. I'm taking a drink.

Unknown_10: I would really like to kill the, um... Master... Shinobi. Get back at it again with this stuff. How many fucking... Oh my fucking god, I hate this fucking peasant motherfucker.

1:46:01
Unknown_10: There's really no point. There's literally no point in attempting the Juggernaut. If that guy gets a hit on you, you lose all your health.

Unknown_10: They don't move from there. Go to a different location. Spread out a bit eventually. Well, the peasant knows the fucking kick too.

1:46:33
Unknown_10: The unblockable kick.

Unknown_08: Ah, the mastiff.

1:47:11
Unknown_08: The blocking, I just spammed it.

Unknown_09: What the fuck? Did this motherfucker just throw something at me? Fuck you. You're fucking ceramic shards and shit.

Unknown_10: I should have just let myself die and tried the route over because this is going nowhere.

1:48:13
Unknown_09: Wow, I should focus on fighting one guy at a time? That'd be great. I really wish they would let me do that right now. Instead of just all clumping together like a... What the fuck are you doing over here? Shut the fuck off!

Unknown_09: Oh.

1:48:52
Unknown_08: Are they dead? Are they finally fucking dead?

Unknown_10: Okay, where's the fat fuck?

Unknown_10: Where's the fuck? Where is it? I'm gonna stealth him. I'm gonna stealth. I'm gonna stealth this motherfucker. I'm gonna stealth him. I'm gonna stealth him. I'm gonna stealth him. I'm gonna stealth him. I'm gonna stealth him.

Unknown_09: I did it. Are you happy? With masterful execution, I have stealthed these motherfuckers.

1:50:03
Unknown_10: Oh, that was a nice try.

Unknown_08: Oh!

Unknown_08: Oh my god. I wish my camera would fucking move!

Unknown_09: Took it at a bad time.

Unknown_13: The pellets don't really seem to do much.

Unknown_13: Riveting commentary? What the fuck am I supposed to say?

1:50:38
Unknown_10: Oh yeah, he does that thing again. He did the thing again where, um... He just stabs me and I lose all my health.

Unknown_10: He does that a lot. I hope they die. I hope they die from the super cancer.

Unknown_10: Learn to Dark Souls now. This will be the only... Do I want to turn on sticky keys? No, I'm fine turning on sticky keys.

1:51:12
Unknown_10: I'll try to walk me into my eventual, inevitable death again.

Unknown_10: I killed this one peasant. This one peasant. I just want this one peasant to die stealthily.

1:52:12
Unknown_10: Am I using the PS4 controller? Yes, I am. Fuck off! Oh my god, fuck it, I'm going a different way.

Unknown_09: He's like freaking out.

1:52:53
Unknown_10: Where the fuck else can I go? When they all get grouped up there, where the fuck else do I go?

Unknown_10: Don't tell me to self- What the fuck does it look like I'm doing? Alright, I'm just gonna sit here. I'm gonna take another drink.

Unknown_10: Okay, the further I am... How do I run? Is there like a key to run? It's like B or something.

1:53:26
Unknown_10: Oh!

Unknown_10: Okay, there we go. Now I can... I can run.

Unknown_10: What alcohol and pills? I don't do any pills. I don't drink. I don't stream, not usually.

Unknown_10: Might have a light, light beverage.

Unknown_10: No, I've never played any FromSoftware game.

1:54:07
Unknown_10: okay i think i see a way to kill that guy

Unknown_10: Is this the guy that walks back and forth and fucks me up every goddamn time?

1:54:46
Unknown_09: No! I almost had it! I almost had this!

Unknown_10: Alright, General Tamagotchi. It's just you and me again.

Unknown_10: Fucker.

1:55:21
Unknown_10: I know his pattern. He has really short walks.

Unknown_10: What does the purple mean in the bottom left? Does that mean that I'm terrible at this game and I should give up?

Unknown_08: Okay, don't, don't dodge anymore! I'm done with the dodging! I'm parrying! I'm a parry motherfucker! I'm parrying!

1:55:53
Unknown_12: Wait, wait, hold up, let me drink some water first.

Unknown_10: Okay, now I'm gonna parry.

Unknown_08: No! It will not heal your fucking posture anymore! You're going to die!

1:56:26
Unknown_08: You're dead!

Unknown_12: There.

Unknown_10: The bridge is out.

Unknown_10: Where do I go now?

Unknown_10: All my life, I've only known fighting that general.

Unknown_10: Now that he's dead, I don't know where to go. I have to go to the headless area.

1:56:57
Unknown_10: Is there a Buddha?

Unknown_10: Here? Is this where I'm going?

Unknown_10: No, left at the bridge. Okay, hold on. I know how to run now. I know how to Naruto run, so they can't... They can't kill me.

Unknown_10: Left at the bridge.

Unknown_10: I'm assuming that's what left at the bridge means. What do you know?

1:57:37
Unknown_10: Chat wasn't wrong for once.

Unknown_10: Oh! It's a Buddha.

Unknown_10: Well, I really wish I had known about this fucking place beforehand. It seems like a better... a better place to, uh... to restore it. What the fu- why is it... Yo, what the fuck? Don't spit at me, you piece of shit.

1:58:18
Unknown_10: okay now we're fight headless I don't think I wanna fight headless is headless where the ghosts are?

Unknown_10: skip headless please no headless okay I'm being given conflicting information I wanted to say skip go back to the Buddha I was at the Buddha. I didn't see anything down there.

Unknown_10: Oh, there is a path. Oops. Can I clock that?

Unknown_12: Oh.

Unknown_10: Oh, the ground is shaking. That's a good sign.

1:59:02
Unknown_10: Uh... Oh, what?

Unknown_10: Midair, X, midair, grab one hook.

Unknown_12: Okay.

Unknown_10: What's this? Actually, let me grab the- okay, whatever.

1:59:53
Unknown_10: Dragon? I really don't want that. Oh my fucking god.

Unknown_08: Where the fuck did that come from?

Unknown_10: Look, you all seem so gratified. Like you were waiting for it. You motherfuckers knew it was coming this entire time.

Unknown_10: I'm just sitting there fucking waiting for it, waiting for that snake. Fuckers. Yeah, uh, uh, uh, no!

2:00:25
Unknown_09: Really?

2:01:05
Unknown_13: So the next part's a stealth area.

Unknown_10: God fucking damn it.

Unknown_10: I was going to save a little bit up ahead, but I guess I'll beat the snake, and then I'm going to give up.

Unknown_10: I was stealthing, I was all hiding in the fucking corner and shit. How much more stealthy can you fucking get? Fuck.

2:02:09
Unknown_10: Oh no, I have to climb.

Unknown_09: Really?

Unknown_09: Hey! Hey! Fuck off! Fuck off! Let me through! Cocksucker motherfucker!

2:02:45
Unknown_09: I tried.

Unknown_10: Attack snake? Doesn't sound like a good idea.

Unknown_10: Oh man, I can tell. I don't want to quit this area after the snake though. I'm done. Because I can tell I'm going to get fucking mad. During this mandatory stealth section. Out of fucking nowhere.

2:03:22
Unknown_10: Okay, you better fuck off.

Unknown_10: Stop looking at me.

Unknown_10: Stop it!

Unknown_09: I was trying to... I was trying to... I was trying to grab the ledge!

2:04:03
Unknown_09: What fucking wall?

Unknown_10: No, now he's doing the thing again. Fuck off.

Unknown_10: Behind the ice

2:05:05
Unknown_10: What the fuck is that? I saw it!

Unknown_09: I saw it! I saw it! Get me!

Unknown_09: Fuck!

Unknown_10: Fuck snakes! Is that a Buddha?

2:05:54
Unknown_10: Oh my God!

Unknown_10: lame why what's lame i found out my own way cooking with kate my own way what did i do what did i do that was different everyone i'm not trying to kill the snake one of god's creatures no i just ran

2:06:58
Unknown_10: Well, I just play the game differently. That's all there is.

Unknown_10: Okay, how long have I been playing?

Unknown_10: Two fucking hours. I bet 90% of that was trying to kill that fucking general.

Unknown_10: I'm done. I'll play more of it later. I don't know when. I don't have a schedule for playing games. Before I quit...

Unknown_10: i need i need chat to tell me what i should do with the replays because i have the the source quality replay for yesterday and i have the source quality replay for this session and i don't know if i should upload them to youtube and i don't know if i should upload them to bit shoot i would upload them to youtube because i think they'll stay there but uh

2:07:42
Unknown_10: Is there a way to upload to YouTube without notifying people that I've uploaded to YouTube?

Unknown_10: Send them to DSP.

Unknown_10: Uh, yeah, I'll... Okay, I'll...

Unknown_10: Okay, I'll upload them to BitChute too, I guess. Unlisted. Okay, I'll upload them to YouTube, unlisted, and then I'll make them public, I guess.

Unknown_10: Create another channel. Convert them to VHS.

Unknown_10: Make a new one.

2:08:26
Unknown_10: Who cares? Alright, I'll upload them to YouTube. And I'll apologize if people get notifications. Alright.

Unknown_10: See you guys in hell.

Unknown_10: Oh, I should probably play a song or something. This is conventional. That's a good song. I need a song that... Give me a song. I can't just quit the game without playing a song.

Unknown_10: This is mandatory.

2:08:57
Unknown_10: What are my options? What are my options?

Unknown_13: Bye, bye, bye.

Unknown_13: I don't know.

Unknown_13: The music library feels lacking.

Unknown_10: Here, I'll play a random song that I happened to like. And then hopefully, hopefully everyone else will like it too.

Unknown_13: Let's see.

2:09:30
Unknown_10: I get like the actual, I hate music videos. I hate music videos. I don't understand the point in music videos. If your music video adds any fucking bullshit to the song, I don't want it. Okay, this.

Unknown_10: Alright, see you guys on Wednesday.

Unknown_06: I keep it coming so I feel no pain I tell my girl that I'ma change my ways She knows I'm never gonna change Same old shade Run in my mouth until she busts my lip So many problems you can take your pick I know I ain't ever gonna...

2:11:17
Unknown_06: is over soon as i arrive must have done something in a former life and i don't really wanna change i let you down if you let me too close i am what i am you know what i know you catch I know I ain't ever gonna change.

2:12:30
Unknown_07: Critical what do you gotta tell the class about novocaine? I don't even know what the fuck it is You apparently do though I ain't ever gonna change, yeah. Well, I got no shame. Spent all my money to this. I got paid. I should look better, but you know, I know, I know.