0:00:09
Unknown_12:
As a matter of fact, I am mad at the fucking internet right now.
Unknown_03: Holy shit. It just died. My internet just fucking died. It just collapsed on me. Did I miss my cinematic?
Unknown_03: Oh, it paused for me. How wonderful.
Unknown_04: Right back where we are.
Unknown_05: If it drops again, I'm going to give up for right now.
Unknown_03: But for this, this is adequate. I want to play the Sekiro. I'm not dodging my responsibilities as a professional streamer. I'm just having you now.
0:00:45
Unknown_03:
I'm glad I went with the PS controller because I've got tiny hands.
Unknown_03: What the fuck is this giant ass button in the middle? If you're getting ads on Twitch, you can always watch on a different website.
Unknown_02: I don't make ad money.
Unknown_03: Oh, it supports Twitch, not me. Watch with fucking Adblock. What's wrong with you? Go download Ad Nauseam right fucking now. Why the fuck do you not have Adblock?
0:01:21
Unknown_03:
You've got brain problems?
Unknown_03: I usually only play walking simulators because I'm good at them.
Unknown_03: Turn on that pesky adblock. That's right.
Unknown_03: Oh, it's like the Umbrella Woman from, um... Old Boy.
Unknown_01: Please wake up.
0:02:08
Unknown_03:
Ad Nauseam clicks ads for you and distorts the reporting for Google AdSense. It's cost like billions of dollars in false payouts and stuff to publishers.
Unknown_03: I suggest using it because I hold fiery hatred for Google.
Unknown_03: Let me know if the playback is clean.
Unknown_03: I don't know if I have my video settings right. Looks right. Everything looks smooth.
0:02:49
Unknown_03:
Oh, I can, like, Naruto up the wall. Oh, can I only do it twice? One, two... One, tw... Okay, I can do it exactly once. Why am I... Okay, that's my health. That's why it's low as fuck.
Unknown_03: Can't go underwater.
Unknown_03: Can I?
0:03:20
Unknown_03:
Uh, if there's a stutter, let me know. That is X. I'm pressing X. Now that, okay, this is... How do I, how do I make it for the PS, the PlayStation?
Unknown_03: Tell me chat, I have no idea what I'm doing. Okay, let me change the graphics though.
0:03:54
Unknown_03:
I shouldn't be doing this.
Unknown_03: I bet that's gonna fix it.
Unknown_03: Yeah, now it's at 60.
Unknown_03: I'm not using an Xbox adapter, I'm just using a PlayStation controller.
Unknown_03: I need to download a software? Why? Why the fuck can't I just say I use a different controller than you think?
0:04:30
Unknown_03:
Whatever. I'll do that later. I'll do that off camera. I don't want to do that right now.
Unknown_03: Okay.
Unknown_03: I'll figure it out.
Unknown_03: Oh, I see.
Unknown_03: Oh, I run.
0:05:06
Unknown_03:
Did reducing the resolution fix the stutter?
Unknown_03: Oh, oh, I see. I have to do it at a specific point. I can't just hug walls.
Unknown_03: L towards the edge. Okay, there's bad guys. Now what?
0:05:45
Unknown_07:
Crouching.
Unknown_07: That ninja at the bottom of the well...
Unknown_07: I don't want to stare at this guy. I don't want to stop staring at him. Like I'm fucking leering at him.
Unknown_05: Is there anything in here?
0:06:33
Unknown_10:
with the objective.
Unknown_03: I am pressing the button. Do they have a kid?
Unknown_05: That's very cliche, saving a kid.
0:07:07
Unknown_03:
That's the end of the Beanstalks.
Unknown_07: That's very on-the-nose. I just someone hugged the wall!
Unknown_05: Oh!
0:07:48
Unknown_03:
Let's see. Jump. Oh, I can jump up and then do it.
Unknown_03: What a girl. It's a masculine scream.
Unknown_03: Hear that scream. You don't have to fuck around with it. I must have been in the right place. This is nothing.
0:08:19
Unknown_03:
It's very nice for people to paint these climbable walls.
Unknown_03: This is fluorescent paint.
Unknown_09: I'm not playing Toohu.
Unknown_02: They have female leaders in Japan? I'll get my sword.
0:08:54
Unknown_03:
Kusabimaru.
Unknown_02: This is your sword.
Unknown_03: I can't wait to die horribly at this first fight. Gyoin.
0:09:47
Unknown_03:
Time to give him the Cur of the Divine Heir, an heirloom of the Hirado family, a cadet branch descended from the Ashina. Once lost, eventually back to the hands of the wolf.
Unknown_03: Is the blade gonna be merciful at some point? Oh, jeez. Sorry to... Sorry to fuck up your room. I am a ninja. I'm a samurai. I can do whatever the fuck I want. That's funny. I'm really happy that I can destroy everything in this room.
0:10:39
Unknown_03:
Mr. Destructoid! Oh, there's more. Oh, I can't destroy these ones. What a horrible oversight.
Unknown_03: Can I take my hat? No.
Unknown_03: Oh.
Unknown_03: Medicinal pellets that restore vitality.
Unknown_03: Special treatment passed down for generations.
Unknown_03: No pill case full of these charms at all for this service. Okay, I gotta keep my eyes open for a pill case.
0:11:12
Unknown_09:
Pick what?
Unknown_03: I guess I shouldn't have skipped through that.
Unknown_09: Oh. Super fast.
0:12:01
Unknown_03:
Should I use this?
Unknown_03: Stop skipping dialogue. I'm reading it as fast as I can.
Unknown_03: Should I use this to heal myself or what? I don't wanna waste items if I don't have to.
Unknown_03: Take the drugs.
Unknown_03: Okay. I'm gonna use it.
Unknown_03: I'm gonna use it.
Unknown_03: I didn't even use all of it. Like I used the entire fucking thing and I didn't get anything out of it. That's like a little health.
0:12:32
Unknown_03:
I was hoping I could take the hat.
Unknown_03: But I can't take the hat.
Unknown_03: Okay. I have to find a reed whistle and a passage.
Unknown_03: Reed, whistle, and passage.
Unknown_03: Ushering deathblow. Right button is deathblow. Okay. Fuck.
0:13:06
Unknown_03:
That's not what I want.
Unknown_03: Aha!
Unknown_03: That guy's gonna see me. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. I wanted to avoid that fight. Or I wanted to, I wanted to sneak up on him. And I've already fucked it up. I've thrown myself off a cliff.
Unknown_03: This is gonna be a very long game, I can already tell. The character looks like a rapist, that's not nice.
0:13:46
Unknown_03:
What? Can you jump?
Unknown_03: You can just button smash down the early enemies. Okay.
Unknown_03: Oh, he sees me. He's not letting me go. Ow! Fuck off!
0:14:23
Unknown_10:
Can I sneak up? I did it.
Unknown_03: I'm peaceful.
Unknown_03: Sometimes a relentless attack is not enough. Like, deflecting enemy attacks is another way to damage the posture, deflect, and ease attacks.
Unknown_03: Left button the moment an attack lands deflects. Did I do it?
Unknown_03: That guy did it. I think he's dead. I'm a ninja now.
0:15:51
Unknown_04:
No! Fuck! How did this little... Where did he come from?
Unknown_12: I thought I was being sneaky, but I just walked into more of them.
Unknown_03: Do I have to start all over again with this? How did I not kill him?
0:16:41
Unknown_03:
Little peasant motherfucker came out of nowhere.
Unknown_03: And just fucking killed me. I didn't do nothing.
Unknown_03: I see a peasant motherfucker around here. We're going to have a problem.
Unknown_03: Oh, this is from before. I've already been through him.
Unknown_03: Now I've got a sword.
0:17:18
Unknown_03:
That's way too many. I don't want to fight like four people at once. I'm not good enough.
Unknown_03: Oh, that's not good.
Unknown_14: I don't want to use quick items, fuck off!
Unknown_03: No, I'm targeting the wrong person, that's why.
Unknown_04: What?
0:17:53
Unknown_04:
Why is it not targeting the person I want it to?
Unknown_12: How do I do jumping kills?
0:18:34
Unknown_04:
Where did he come from? Did they like spawn... different monsters? Or like... I am gonna sneak that shit the fuck out.
Unknown_10: Oh, he sees me. Oh, you have to block multiple times in a row.
0:19:09
Unknown_03:
I really hate video games. Okay, I'm just gonna sneak past them. I never said I was a gamer. There's a reason why I play games that are mostly for, like, retarded little girls. I'm about as good as PewDiePie.
0:20:29
Unknown_03:
Does PewDiePie play this game? Am I following in the steps of the master?
Unknown_03: If the game doesn't Velcro me to something, I'm gonna fall off it. That's the rule. Fuck off!
0:21:26
Unknown_03:
Oh, fuck me! Am I already- what?
Unknown_04: Get the fuck up, you reti- you cocksucker motherfucker!
Unknown_03: He just stood there and let himself die. That's his fault.
0:22:15
Unknown_03:
I accept no responsibility for that one. No! No!
0:23:10
Unknown_04:
Fuck up, you cocksucker!
Unknown_04: Die!
Unknown_04: Die!
Unknown_03: I'm dead. Oh, I got a pellet.
Unknown_03: I'm gonna collect the pellets.
Unknown_03: There, we did it. Fuck you.
0:23:49
Unknown_03:
Ooh, give me that.
Unknown_03: Fistful of ash. Ash crept into a hardened clump, throw it at an enemy to temporarily distract them. In Ashina, the snow falls thick and thus the hearth runs thick with that.
Unknown_03: DSP is better, fuck you. I'm a professional, professional entertainer gamer.
0:24:23
Unknown_03:
I don't wanna, I can only use it once though.
0:25:08
Unknown_03:
How do I do that? Alright.
Unknown_03: Is this the right way?
0:25:41
Unknown_03:
I still need to find that reed for the girl.
Unknown_03: I hope I don't have to loot bodies or something. Because I haven't been looting any bodies.
Unknown_03: Oh.
Unknown_03: I guess I just happen to have a reed.
0:26:20
Unknown_03:
I'm pretty sure it's a girl.
Unknown_09: It's definitely a female voice actor.
Unknown_09: You just keep calling him Lord and it weirds me out.
Unknown_03: Please don't talk about the Lord's feet.
Unknown_03: Pretty sure it's a girl. I think you guys are fucking with me.
Unknown_03: I should talk to her, not skip.
Unknown_09: How does this little girl know this man? He looks so sad.
0:26:54
Unknown_03:
Get down here.
Unknown_03: Now this is Japan, they don't got no shoes. They got wood sandals at best. Shit, what's that?
0:27:26
Unknown_03:
That nigga wants some.
Unknown_04: The cutscene is just walking. It's just walking out.
Unknown_11: I was looking up a way to sneak up on him and then he just like strolls out and I was like, fuck you!
Unknown_09: Silence, woman. I'm sorry.
0:28:01
Unknown_03:
medical school because you read this to me I think that's a yes alright I sell this guy you give me a thousand dollars is this a I'm thinking this is supposed to be a mother Nikola Shinobu he's got the moon on his side though I can't win
0:29:01
Unknown_04:
No, fuck it! Stop putting that thing on me! No!
0:29:33
Unknown_11:
Fuck you Yasuo, motherfucker.
Unknown_03: I knew to dodge. I knew that the thing over my head was like I had to do something special. I forgot I supposed to like back up though and not dodge to the side.
Unknown_03: Am I dead?
0:30:14
Unknown_04:
What happens if you beat him? Do you get a bad ending if you beat him?
Unknown_03: He's got a skeleton hand.
0:31:04
Unknown_00:
Let's see you get cucked either way.
Unknown_03: Is it like a solo cucking or like a gangbang cucking?
Unknown_03: I don't know which is worse. Oh, nice.
Unknown_03: The shinobi prosthetic. A artificial arm of a shinobi passed down by the sculptor. A replica of a human arm fitted with a variety of mechanisms. Apparently designed with modifications in mind. Well, that's nice.
Unknown_03: bears a number of cuts, and is stained thick with blood and oil. It is impeccably maintained.
Unknown_03: Moshu Moshu.
Unknown_00: That's not a shinobi. If I have to carve a Buddha,
0:31:46
Unknown_00:
You can do whatever you want. Why am I here?
Unknown_00: I just picked something up. I don't know if it's a dead body or not. I'll feed it to a stray dog.
0:32:21
Unknown_00:
How long have I been asleep?
Unknown_00: I see. But your master is still alive. He's trapped in Ashina's castle. But he'll use that blood soon enough. If he sees you, he'll think you're worth it.
0:32:59
Unknown_00:
Is it gay if you jerk off someone else's hand? Probably. Shinobi Gishu.
Unknown_00: Ninggu? I see. That's the Kankuri. That's a good point. If you bring Ninggu, I'll put him in the Shinobi Gishu. If you do that, you'll know how grateful the Gishu is. You're talking too much.
0:33:37
Unknown_02:
What do you mean by using the blood of the shrine maiden?
Unknown_00: I don't know much about it either. However, there is a special blood called Ryuin.
0:34:21
Unknown_00:
This guy doesn't know. That's a check.
Unknown_03: There's a strange guest visiting the temple.
Unknown_00: There's a strange guest visiting the temple. There's a strange guest visiting the temple. There's a strange guest visiting the temple.
Unknown_00: This guy's like a fucking weirdo. Makoto no bushi ga horareta mono da.
0:34:53
Unknown_00:
The sculptor carves off the calluses of his foreskin.
Unknown_03: He carves off the foreskins. What the hell is that?
0:36:09
Unknown_03:
Oh, these are like the campfires. I'm pressing the button to close it. There we go.
Unknown_03: I am paying attention.
Unknown_03: Sorry if I'm not. Sorry if I'm not. What the fuck is that?
0:36:41
Unknown_03:
Oh, that's the button you use for your special, but my arm's all fucked up, so I don't have any special.
Unknown_05: It's not a name.
Unknown_05: Does everybody know that he's a ninja like immediately?
Unknown_03: Oh shit!
0:37:33
Unknown_05:
See, I did it. Okay.
0:38:07
Unknown_03:
Grappling? Where the fuck? Oh, is that what I have?
Unknown_10: Get up on the fucking ledge!
Unknown_10: Thank you.
0:39:13
Unknown_03:
Ungo sugar, special candy made from the Sinpo temple. Sustaining Ungo's lust. What the fuck is Ungo? Reduces vitality damage taken from physical attacks. Bite the candy. Keep the stance.
Unknown_03: Or it's unhuman with an addiction. What do you want to say? Under the excess karma of a man with this resilience, I'm going to spread this candy across the stream.
Unknown_03: Okay.
Unknown_03: Some shit over there.
Unknown_03: Bad guy.
0:40:04
Unknown_03:
Do I have to loot ship? How do I loot ship?
Unknown_03: I see the money! Give me the money!
Unknown_04: I'm pressing every button that I can think of Wait when you're reading hold hold oh What the fuck he doesn't tell you that There's another
0:40:56
Unknown_03:
Ceramic shard, piece of powder that breaks down into a satisfying crack when thrown. Oh, it's a distraction item.
Unknown_15: Ah! Fuck off!
Unknown_03: I can't... Oh, I'm pressing the wrong button, that's why.
0:41:35
Unknown_03:
Give me your money. Hey!
0:42:28
Unknown_03:
Give me your money. Oh, it's a doggy!
Unknown_14: I'm sorry, puppy.
Unknown_04: Fuck.
Unknown_04: I'm stazzing out. I'm stazzing out. I can't hit anything.
Unknown_03: I did kill myself.
0:43:05
Unknown_03:
It's full of ash. Okay. I guess there's no way to regain health. I guess I have to use my gourd or pellet. Should I use my pellets or should I keep them?
Unknown_03: Oh, there's a thing right there.
Unknown_14: Okay.
0:43:40
Unknown_03:
Doggy's back. Oh, no!
Unknown_04: Sorry, puppy!
Unknown_03: I really hate, I don't hate dogs.
Unknown_03: I do hate dogs that bark and woof at me. Oh hey.
Unknown_03: Shuriken wheel, a mechanical device made by the mechanical genius Dogen.
0:44:19
Unknown_03:
Can be fit into the shambly prosthetic and can come out working prosthetically on its palm size. A surprising number of shurikens can be secured in a wheel, as the edges were designed for stacking. A fine example of what can be achieved from one mattress. Mechanical finesse, but you know what's out. So it's a thing that I can put on my arm and pocket launch. But I have to go back to the guy.
Unknown_03: Is this important enough that I should go back to the guy, like, immediately? Because that'd be boring.
Unknown_03: I was hoping to.
Unknown_03: Oh, there's a big guy. You know, my gamer senses is tingling. It's telling me I should go back to the guy right now, change that out for, you know, change out my good boy points, and then come back and fight that guy with the thing because I'm going to need it.
0:45:36
Unknown_03:
Who's this bitch?
Unknown_01: Emma? That explains all the dogs.
Unknown_01: I can't open it in my master's name. I just want to help you. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I'm not telling you to trust me, but...
0:46:08
Unknown_01:
I have to fulfill my master's order. The water bottle you have... It was originally made by me. Let's be helpers. This water bottle... Did you make it?
Unknown_01: Yes.
Unknown_01: You were the one who was entrusted to me for the sake of Lord Kuro. You may have noticed, but the water in this spout is boiling. Once it runs out, it will be full again after a little rest. What do you mean by saving me as a servant?
0:46:47
Unknown_01:
That could have been the thing.
Unknown_02: Just bring me the gourd seeds.
0:47:30
Unknown_03:
I need them. Okay. Creepy, man.
Unknown_00: The thing... We're putting Shinobi tools here. I'm gonna be able to change the form a little bit. Wait, you can fit as many as you want?
Unknown_00: Yeah, see, my gamer sense was right.
Unknown_03: He's telling me to use different tools to kill things. Okay, I got it.
0:48:01
Unknown_00:
We already talked about the kind-faced Buddha. That seems like a threat.
0:48:34
Unknown_03:
Oh, I can fit three! Oh, okay.
Unknown_03: Okay, I got it.
Unknown_03: Trying to activate and then consume each time these abilities are used.
Unknown_03: So should I not use my shurikens all that much?
0:49:13
Unknown_03:
Purchase spirit.
Unknown_14: Alright. I don't want to fight the dogs again.
0:49:51
Unknown_03:
Somebody said that the... the weirdo was friendly, but I don't trust him.
Unknown_03: Oh, it's- FUCK!
Unknown_03: What the fuck?
Unknown_03: I just thought it was like a friendly chicken hanging up there and then it was like a bad guy.
0:50:46
Unknown_04:
Bring on fucky!
Unknown_04: Oh, that's a long- OH MY GOD!
Unknown_04: What the fuck?! He hit me in like two hits!
Unknown_03: What, the fucking little girl has like cut herself with a fucking razor blade?
0:51:25
Unknown_03:
Uh... Resurrect, I guess? I prefer not to die.
Unknown_03: Stay down after being rolled. Safety roll can be recovered when posture broke and are knocked down. A or B. Resurrect.
0:52:00
Unknown_03:
Probably shouldn't have resurrected. I lost something.
Unknown_03: I probably shouldn't have clicked off that. I don't know what I lose. I got this.
Unknown_03: I got this. I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna jump on the guy.
Unknown_03: cut him with that thing fuck
0:53:00
Unknown_03:
I guess I should die.
Unknown_03: That guy doesn't telegraph his attacks very clearly.
Unknown_03: Maybe I'm just retarded.
Unknown_03: Unseen aid? I don't want aid!
Unknown_03: The game really needs to not give me, like, updates for shit. Like, when I'm fighting stuff. I wanna kill the dogs. Oh, there's a thing here.
0:53:33
Unknown_04:
Are we already propped? Fuck off! The fuck is that?
0:54:44
Unknown_03:
I really should have used this. Oh, it doesn't matter anymore.
Unknown_03: I almost did it. I did it one time.
Unknown_12: If I had killed him first, I would have gotten past him.
0:55:20
Unknown_03:
Well, I had to press the buttons on my controller to, uh... What's staring at? Is it the fucking chicken? They're not be fucking staring at me. I can eat you, motherfucker.
Unknown_03: No, I didn't do it right that time.
Unknown_15: What? Fuck off!
0:55:59
Unknown_03:
He has too much damage. He's overpowered.
Unknown_03: He does the side sweep, and I can't dodge it.
Unknown_03: I want to get right back into it, but it makes me... Looks like you've woken up.
0:56:43
Unknown_00:
Are you all right?
Unknown_00: You don't seem to be dying.
Unknown_03: Somewhere, a pained cough rings out. The man who coughs zealously sculpts statues of a boulder to a boot by building flames. Owning this item reduces one's chance of receiving unseen aid.
0:57:31
Unknown_04:
What? !
Unknown_04: So I can't die? What the fuck happens if I die? What the fuck is Dragonrot?
Unknown_03: I don't even know what Unseen Aid is.
0:58:09
Unknown_03:
I thought the game... I thought the whole point of these games were to fucking die. Repeatedly. I can't tell you. No.
0:58:46
Unknown_03:
Hold up, I got this one. How the fuck did I... I've done it right multiple times. How am I fucking it up now? Okay.
Unknown_03: There we go.
Unknown_03: Give me a second chance. Fuck off!
0:59:28
Unknown_03:
I am looking at shit.
Unknown_03: I saw the giant pop-ups, but I don't understand the mechanics. When it tells me that I'm losing unseen aid, what the fuck does that mean? I've never seen unseen aid. If somebody's unseen aiding me, I don't fucking know because I haven't seen it.
Unknown_03: So when it's telling me that I'm dying too much and I'm not going to receive unseen aid anymore, it's like, okay, it has zero impact in my understanding of what to do. I blocked that one. I totally fucking blocked it.
1:00:00
Unknown_03:
It broke my fucking thing now.
1:00:36
Unknown_03:
I mean, do I lose something if I resurrect? Does the game take something from me that I want if I press the resurrect button? Because it seems to say I shouldn't allow myself to die.
Unknown_03: So I can always use the resurrect button, is what you're saying. And I should always use it.
Unknown_03: No, I've not played any of the Dark Souls game. I've said it.
Unknown_03: And someone was very certain that I should play this game all the way through. I can't keep doing that.
1:01:23
Unknown_03:
Can I still do it?
Unknown_03: Nope.
Unknown_03: Fuck you.
Unknown_03: That one was blocked for sure.
1:02:15
Unknown_03:
More scrupulous with what? What am I looking for? If I back off, I don't get any hits and he restores his fucking posture and I can't get a death blow in.
Unknown_03: What does this mean?
Unknown_03: I don't see anything. If it's trying to tell me to look for something, it's not doing a very good job.
1:03:15
Unknown_03:
He tells me I have to do it right as it lands. And I've been doing that.
Unknown_03: Well, I don't have any gold or experience. I'm not too worried about it.
Unknown_04: And now I can kick.
Unknown_04: Fucking great.
1:03:54
Unknown_04:
Stop doing that! I can't fucking do that!
Unknown_03: Don't worry about it, it's for good players.
Unknown_12: Okay.
1:05:01
Unknown_03:
I've never once blocked a vertical attack and it's not something that has a thing on you. Like it doesn't do the thing where it says you can't block this attack. It just always hits.
Unknown_03: There's no mechanic that's foreign to me.
Unknown_03: Okay, the unseated aiming means apparently I don't lose shit when I die. Okay, that's fine.
Unknown_03: That's really nice. I don't have anything to lose. In fact, when people threaten to zoom in, like, what the fuck are you going to take? There's literally nothing for you to take.
1:05:37
Unknown_03:
Okay, I realize I have to counter the posture. If I want to do posture damage, I have to counter the attacks. But every attempt I've ever made to counter his fucking attacks does not work.
1:06:20
Unknown_03:
If I move out of the way, then I'm not countering and I'm not doing posture damage to him.
Unknown_04: Okay, fine. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm not going to attack him at all. I'm just going to defend.
Unknown_03: Oh, except I can't defend on that one. And I can't jump against that one. If he swings from left to right, then I get the death note, and I have to jump up or jump backwards. If he swings right to left, I don't get the death note, and he'll swing upward as well, so I can't jump past that one.
1:07:33
Unknown_03:
I've never been able to block the vertical flight ever ever ever ever ever have I ever been able to dodge the vertical flight
Unknown_12: You have to remember that DSP played the game he played all the souls games from start to finish for years The last game I played was space station 13 I
1:08:39
Unknown_03:
I tried to spam the counter button. It doesn't work.
Unknown_03: Oh, that's the one you can't do.
Unknown_03: I'm getting worse over time, dude. I don't think practicing works. Can you always...
1:09:45
Unknown_03:
If you are mid-attack, can you not parry? Is it just a thing? Or if you are attacking, you automatically lose that chance to parry?
1:10:27
Unknown_03:
Well if the timing for him is easier then that doesn't help.
1:11:06
Unknown_03:
but you don't break your...
1:11:44
Unknown_04:
I've been trying to practice here.
Unknown_03: He just gets all his fucking pasta right there.
1:13:07
Unknown_03:
I can't hit them from there.
1:14:25
Unknown_03:
All the bosses have two HP bars. And I think the first time, um... The first time, his first health bar is way easier.
Unknown_03: Like, after that he seems to go apeshit. I can't keep up with him at all.
Unknown_03: I can't jump back further. His dodge and jump are really, really weak.
1:15:04
Unknown_03:
And it's really inconsistent where something is going to hit or not.
Unknown_03: Like that. It's like I dodge to the side and his hitbox
Unknown_03: No, don't roll more. Are you like fucking with me? Because everything I've ever said says don't even try to dodge. If you try to dodge...
1:15:42
Unknown_03:
It's something you have to unlearn from Dark Souls. If you're a Dark Souls player, you gotta learn not to dodge all the time, because dodging doesn't help. This is a game about parrying and timing.
1:16:39
Unknown_15:
Fuck!
Unknown_03: Ow, my fucking thumb is all torn up from pressing the fucking stick.
1:17:15
Unknown_03:
A Lewis prayer bead. Offer four Episcopal items and increase the next Vitality Impostor.
Unknown_03: Give me your fucking money.
Unknown_03: Where's my shrine? Oh, I was pressing the wrong button.
1:18:12
Unknown_03:
Yo, money. Yo, money.
Unknown_03: Oh, I want to be up there. Excuse me. Don't shoot me, please. I need to get up on there where you are.
Unknown_04: Oh my god, what the fuck? Holy shit! No!
1:19:07
Unknown_04:
Where's my idol? For my good work!
Unknown_04: For saving after the fucking boss guy!
Unknown_03: Fuck off, brud. Like Coindred. Cool looking.
Unknown_06: Ain't say gotta yell.
1:19:43
Unknown_06:
I will do that. I will offer it to the Buddha. Everybody knows me and is after me.
1:20:17
Unknown_02:
Fuck off!
Unknown_15: I was having a conversation!
Unknown_04: Oh, I was supposed to talk to him first because he said to talk to my mom and lie to her.
1:20:48
Unknown_03:
Okay, well I got the bell. I gotta offer it to the Buddha now.
Unknown_03: I guess. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Unknown_03: I was almost extremely angry for just a brief moment. Incredibly angry. Where the fuck is the idol at?
1:21:32
Unknown_03:
Oh, that guy totally fucking knows I'm there.
Unknown_03: Okay, um... Hmm. Fuck.
Unknown_03: Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that.
Unknown_03: I just wanted to save the game!
1:22:12
Unknown_03:
Where's... I don't have a B button.
Unknown_03: I wanna save and get some soda pop. That's what I want.
Unknown_03: Fuck off. If that's the fucking ninja guy again, I'm gonna pop a fucking blood vessel in my brain. Can you get up the fucking ledge, please?
1:22:52
Unknown_03:
Thank you.
Unknown_03: Keep playing.
Unknown_15: I have to... I want to go take a break.
Unknown_03: Because that one boss fight made me want to kill myself. This is supposed to be like a test anyways.
Unknown_03: I have to figure out where I'm going to upload these. I don't think I should upload these to the main YouTube channel.
1:23:28
Unknown_03:
I'm gonna upload all my high quality walking sim games there. I don't wanna play Dark Souls. Do you have a song? I might have to do that for every time I play a game.
Unknown_12: Let's see.
Unknown_12: You think I should upload them?
Unknown_03: The Life of Strange Ones is on the channel.
Unknown_03: This was embarrassing.
Unknown_03: I'm going to have to upload them somewhere because somebody really wanted to see me play Sekiro. I'll have to upload them somewhere where people can witness this for all eternity.
1:24:04
Unknown_12:
Here, I got it.
Unknown_12: Alright, which one?
Unknown_12: Is this it?
Unknown_12: I think this is it.
Unknown_12: No. It's not. What the fuck?
1:24:40
Unknown_12:
Oh, it must be it. Okay.
Unknown_15: Truth is, I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it bollocks? Not compared to how people matter. We'll be singing when we're winning.
1:25:15
Unknown_15:
We'll be singing.
Unknown_15: I get knocked out.
1:26:39
Unknown_13:
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
1:27:30
Unknown_15:
No doubt. We'll be right back.