Killstream (post Pillstream) streamsnipe 2019-06-21

0:00:02
Unknown_01: In Dixie's land I'll take my Stanley and I'm Dixie Away, away, away now I'm a Dixie Away, away, away now I'm a Dixie There's putty cakes and engine batter Makes your fat a little fatter Look away, look away, look away Dixie land Then walk way down and scratch your gravel To Dixie's land I'm bound to travel Look away, look away

Unknown_01: I forgot this channel had subscribers.

Unknown_22: Oh my god.

Unknown_01: I'd pop on the stream and people would just flood in.

Unknown_22: Who the fuck are you people?

0:01:04
Unknown_08: Okay, I'll give you guys... If you don't know what the fuck is happening, I will inform you. I didn't realize... I forgot that this channel had subscribers to it. People who would see the notification for this. Um...

Unknown_08: Ralph is live streaming tonight. Last time he live streamed, he was very clearly mixing drugs and alcohol. And tonight, it should be Nora and Dame Pesos. Because he chased away Gator and Flamenco. So he has no co-host. And he's invited on his wife, who will help him out. But then, Dame Pesos has been critical of him.

0:01:42
Unknown_08: And I just don't know what to expect with this. So I'm going to be watching it. And you're free to join me in watching this. Because the speculation is that this might be the last kill stream. Doubt it. Probably not going to be the last kill stream.

Unknown_08: But I'm curious. I just want to point out that in his tab, you can see Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood. It's a Google search. And the next tab is Tiger Blood winning. So he's going to open the stream up playing a Charlie Sheen quote about winning after... I'm muted as usual.

0:02:18
Unknown_03: I was saying, I don't even know what we can play for a minute and 35 seconds.

Unknown_34: Let me look at the... It doesn't look too bad. Let me take the stream start soon off because...

Unknown_03: I think it's fair to say. Can we actually say that the stream started early? I believe that we can. He sounds sober today. Technically by one minute. I'm not surprised. I really didn't know what kind of cry on to put on it in the first place.

Unknown_03: So that's one thing. It took me a minute to figure out how to get...

0:02:56
Unknown_34: things going here i don't know what the fuck's up uh he's so quiet um um are my options obviously uh about i'm just gonna boost them for you guys um and if you didn't see the last episode if you're listening on the podcast i didn't even upload it to the podcast because man i just didn't want to basically that was that's the real reason um and um i i just didn't

Unknown_03: That's it. I really don't know what I was saying. I'm trying to find a happy... But there are copies of it available. Me and Gator had a falling out afterwards. Me and Flamenco had a falling out afterwards.

Unknown_03: Basically, what happened was, I guess they felt they couldn't manage some of my eccentricities on air, which is fair, to be honest with you.

0:03:57
Unknown_03: um that being said the way um that it was brought up i don't really think it was fair because i just got in a fight with flamingo on monday um and on air to end the show and i told yator i was like look man god this guy's fucking autistic and he's a good guy oh i'm just not i'm not saying he's bad i'm just like he just doesn't he can't read social cues

Unknown_03: And Gators agree, by the way. And, I mean, I'm pretty sure Flamingo would agree. So I'm sitting there saying, look, man, I just want to come on. Let's just do the show tonight. Don't bring Flamingo on. I don't want to talk to Flamingo.

Unknown_03: tonight i don't i just hope you guys can see his chat because his chat is very uh unappreciative so far it's all it's all a bunch of it's nonsense really at the end of the day uh but i do know that uh I mean, me and Gator, yeah, there was a falling out there, I guess you could say. But I have nothing but love for the guy. We had a great run here on the kill stream.

0:04:59
Unknown_03: It's like Zidane told me earlier.

Unknown_03: We're all three brothers for life, basically.

Unknown_03: And we had... so many moments i mean it's unreal um so i don't have any ill will towards him he's always well matter of fact he actually still runs i don't know if this is a mom if it is a secret it's not a secret no but uh he still runs this discord so if he really wants If he really wants to come on, he can come on.

0:05:39
Unknown_03: But I'm not going to trash the guy or go at the guy. I did see that Coach Red Pill. Let me say one thing first. I will comment on a couple things he said. At this point, it's pretty obvious I won't be back on the show, so I'll just go ahead and say it. I'm done enabling this behavior. Get some goddamn help, dude. Stop shoving everyone away and blaming them for your own mistakes.

Unknown_03: um and then i think now and then that was his main comment uh towards me um the thing i was i would personally say to that is um i mean you gotta sit here and laugh for a year straight i mean and there's nothing wrong with it i mean i'm not even it's just the fact of the matter is like oh rob yeah Drink, have a Woodford, you know, drink, drink eight gallons, whatever. I mean, and I laughed about it too, but, uh, you know, some of it's played up. Some of it not necessarily played up, uh, at all. Uh, so it is kind of like, I've set up OBS, Flamenco or Gator.

0:06:29
Unknown_08: Wouldn't talk to me during this.

Unknown_03: But anyway, other than that, I don't have anything negative to say about him. He's a great guy. He's helped me with so much.

Unknown_03: It's really incalculable the amount of just great things he's done for me personally and for the show.

0:07:09
Unknown_34: So I would personally just get that off my chest right off. Uh, so, um, you know, people are like, people want me to start trashing them.

Unknown_03: I would disagree. Uh, I just think it's a little, it's like, all right, come on. I don't know. That's my only qualm with, with what, with, uh, with that. I mean,

Unknown_03: All right, I'm going to turn off TTS.

Unknown_08: Yeah, sorry.

Unknown_03: Oh, shit. That's very loud.

Unknown_08: Sorry. Can you just lower your volume real quick? Because he's quiet and I'm boosting by six.

0:07:49
Unknown_03: I got you, dude.

Unknown_20: I got you.

Unknown_03: And I was very firm in that now. And then that was the end of the relationship. All right, how's that? It's still very loud. Can you just drop your volume?

Unknown_08: How about now?

Unknown_03: Because I'm boosting him.

Unknown_20: I'm turning down output. I'm fucking retarded.

Unknown_03: Okay, how's that? Yeah, turn down your input.

0:08:21
Unknown_08: How about now?

Unknown_03: Still hitting red. Sorry. Yeah, because he's so quiet. I'm boosting output. Yeah, that's good. It's quiet for me, but it's about equal.

Unknown_03: Respectfully, I will decline. He's got his audio fucked up real bad. I have to boost him by about seven decibels. I was going to say he sounds sober, but as he's gone on, he's decisively not sober.

Unknown_02: At least not 100%. Yeah, he still sounds a bit disoriented. Not nearly as bad as... No, yes. Last time he was streaming, it was like... When he said, like, Gator, how are you gentlemen doing today?

0:08:55
Unknown_08: Like, um, you're fucked up, bro. You're fucked up right off the gate. This isn't okay.

Unknown_03: Well, he's got his audio stuff, like, working right now, too. Is that your litmus test?

Unknown_20: You can't get much worse than Wednesday, honestly.

Unknown_03: There's still time to be better, to do better, and make good, positive choices. You've got good content on your main channel. You're fine, dude. We're talking over him, and I'm conscious not to do that. But he's reading Super Chats right now. Oh, boy.

0:09:33
Unknown_03: Gator, I'm going to enjoy watching you burn. Right now he's reading Gator's correspondence with Coach Redpill. Busted Coach choose the path of the trout, believing truly that the sword of Damocles and the Beaumont faithful would never swing upon him. That they revered him though, but they did not. I just want to hear what he has to say about it. Yeah.

0:10:07
Unknown_03: My mouth so dry that wasn't me trying to throw shade. I actually have to change He's so quiet.

Unknown_08: It's like I'm watching it and he's that like negative 20 decibels, which is why people article about like Trying to stop drinking

Unknown_03: people quizzing me I mean I am trying to understand I'm not going to say that I've been perfect all the way through and so it's pretty much at that I'm a grown man if I want to drink I'll drink so fuck off that's the other answer to another inquiry that I keep getting lately

0:10:55
Unknown_03: Uh, CRP says Gator, I'm going to, uh, love watching you burn. And then CRP says Gator, you have so misjudged your position. It's incredibly funny, but Hey, please don't let me stop you from your path.

Unknown_03: Uh, Gator says the difference between the both of us coaches that I don't pretend to be better than anybody else. You think yourself a King, uh, that thumbs that thumbs his nose down and everyone else always plotting scheming you don't think your day will overcome it always does the house always wins they'll always come calling but please continue with the gay ops and the plotting and the scheming it works so well for everyone else that did it maybe you'll be the one that gets it right and doesn't get exposed Look how upset you are when I told you the one thing that you can't send more than anything in this world. No, you should reflect on that. And then CRP said, LOL, look at the word projection, Gator.

0:11:36
Unknown_03: And he finished, Gator said, often the man who grabs projection is only doing so because he doesn't want to make his own reference. reflection coach he's reading correspondence between gator and coach right now let's have a screenshot like this yeah uh from i i don't i'm really authorized to release publicly um the other day or today with pike thurnovich let's just say that and it's coach messaging pike thurnovich He's progressively getting more fucked up. He's more fucked up right now than he was at the start. We've really got to get this issue going, man. This is a really important thing happening right now. I don't even know what the topic was. See.

0:12:19
Unknown_03: We really... Hey, Mike Thurnovich. We really got to get this... Pike Thurnovich, whatever the fuck your name is. We really got to get attention on this. Why aren't you listening to me? He sends two or three tweets, and then he goes...

Unknown_03: He goes, you know why the people hate you, you piece of shit.

0:12:54
Unknown_03: Then he says his actual name, of course.

Unknown_03: It's just hilarious stalker.

Unknown_03: I don't even know what you would call it type behavior.

Unknown_03: But yeah, okay.

Unknown_34: All right, I see. I do see Dami is in the green room. Let's see.

Unknown_08: His chat's tearing him up, by the way. I hope everybody can see it.

Unknown_34: Wait, let me check. Oh, boy.

Unknown_34: That's your old Dama.

Unknown_03: Uh-oh, Dama, you're muted, though.

0:13:26
Unknown_08: He doesn't have the Discord overlay working.

Unknown_03: Hello, sir.

Unknown_08: Can you hear me?

Unknown_03: I can hear you, man.

Unknown_10: Oh, shit, son. It's the field stream with Dame Pesas. How are you guys?

Unknown_10: It's just his mic, too, because Dama is normal. By the way, say something else real quick.

Unknown_10: Something else.

Unknown_03: okay how are you okay okay can you hear me i forgot now i got you now i got you i got you now i either redo my whole obs so i just had to try to i was trying to make sure that was okay yes i can hear you how have you been sir uh it's been i don't know how long it's been what three weeks maybe something like that three weeks something like that a lot changes in three weeks in three weeks what happened to gator

0:14:12
Unknown_03: I want to know all the drama. Oh, Gator. Well, I mean, I kind of just went over it.

Unknown_03: Gator. Are you going to fight him? No, I'm not going to fight him. You're not going to fight Gator?

Unknown_10: No.

Unknown_03: No, I wish Gator the best. Not even kidding. And, you know, who knows? In the future, whatever. Will Gator call in today?

Unknown_03: Is he going to call in today? I mean, he's welcome to call in today. Is he trolling him with a soundboard?

0:14:44
Unknown_14: Oh, shit. Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator.

Unknown_03: Is that Gator? Wait, is that a...

Unknown_22: hey guys how's it going oh wait got flamenco on tap do you have a problem with me now or what's up wait this is ralph ralph ralph ralph ralph ralph i now have some problem problems with dealing with social cues so is that your problem with me dude wait

0:15:20
Unknown_18: Is this actually, where's this audio coming from?

Unknown_03: Hey, wait! Where's this audio coming from?

Unknown_16: Boy, Ethan Ralph really stepping the shit today.

Unknown_14: So how's everybody doing today? Got a couple of things to talk about today. Ethan Ralph is just trying to get attention. He always tries to get attention. That's kind of his gimmick.

Unknown_14: Once you realize that Ethan Ralph is just trying to troll with some weird avant-garde style comedy, your life will be much better. You will understand that he's just fucking with you, and everybody's falling for it.

0:16:02
Unknown_03: I actually thought that those were the real people. Yeah, he fell for it. For a second. I was just like, wait, where's this coming from? I'm like, where are they being piped in from? What's going on right now? Now, I know your goal was to get me to start late. Just spur you on. Fuck you, motherfucker!

Unknown_04: No, fuck you!

Unknown_03: I am now replacing Gator with myself. Nah, that was a good attempt. I gotta give you credit. That was a good attempt.

0:16:35
Unknown_14: See, Jim is calling you out. He said what? He replied to you.

Unknown_03: Oh, shit. What is even real anymore, to be honest with you? You know, Nora was supposed to be on this. I was late for Arisa. Yeah, I think she's still coming.

Unknown_14: It might have been Nora.

Unknown_20: It might have been somebody else.

Unknown_14: This queer smells drama, and he's got to rub his dick all over it. He smells social justice, and the man just wants to stick his nose right up their ass.

0:17:16
Unknown_03: why would you want to nose the ass of social justice all right let me take well i don't know let me uh let me take a call potato wedge go ahead potato wedge no hi ralph how are you today well i've been better but you know how it goes

Unknown_03: I'm doing good. I'm hoping you're doing good.

Unknown_03: Are you?

Unknown_03: Or are you not doing good? Which in case, if that's the case, I hope that... Yeah, I'm good. That's potato with his shit. Do you have any commentary or thoughts about all this? He's usually more respondent on this, though.

0:18:10
Unknown_16: I just came on today. Good luck on your stream.

Unknown_03: Well, thank you. I appreciate that. I could use a little bit of luck lately, the past week at least, I guess.

Unknown_03: Oh, and he bailed out. Oh, he laughed on that. That was really nice. You know, he's also auditioning to be co-host. Now, we need co-hosts for the show, right, Dome? Dome, you know, he's probably working a real-world job, and he doesn't want this shit job anyway. So he does enough just by coming on this program every fucking couple weeks. But we are going to need some co-hosts. So I figured why not turn it into some type of contest.

0:18:44
Unknown_03: and we're going to call it um the kill stream co-host contest uh and uh he's so far away from his mic that's going to work but mr or not mr ultimate potato wedge it's like he can't sit up straight and get near the mic drawing uh of that contest so we'll we'll see uh we'll see how he does

0:19:23
Unknown_10: when I introduce a new participant to the contest.

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator. Oh, shit!

Unknown_14: Hey, guys, how's it going? Oh, wait, we got Flamenco on tap. Boy, Ethan Ralph really stepping the shit today. Very good, that one.

Unknown_18: I now have some problems with dealing with social cues, so is that your problem with me, dude?

Unknown_03: That really cracks the fuck up. You just want me to play that, don't you?

Unknown_03: The Monday one cracked you the fuck up, didn't you? It's like... The autism one? Yeah.

0:19:57
Unknown_10: I want to know everything about Flamingo's autism.

Unknown_03: You know what? Because I've been mad at him for a while, and I wasn't even... I was just like, man...

Unknown_03: What do you have, autism? He's just like, yeah, actually, I do have really stupid autism. Dominic should have brought a gym soundboard.

Unknown_08: That would have been funny.

Unknown_03: Sorry, I'm not, I mean, I know people suffer from my ailment or whatever, but, like, what am I supposed to say to that exactly?

0:20:35
Unknown_16: Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.

Unknown_14: Boy, Ethan Ralph really stepping the shit today. They don't say... You know.

Unknown_03: They don't say Ralph looks slender. So, you know, you call an autistic fuck an autistic fuck. Although, he's a very nice autistic fuck. He's not a bad guy. Flamiko's not a bad guy. And Gator is definitely not a bad guy and has done so much for me and I would never trash him. So... That's not something... Dude, Ralph... No, man, that's not what I'm interested in.

0:21:08
Unknown_03: That's not what I'm interested in doing. But, I mean, I am going to keep streaming somehow. Dick Masterson, by the way, cheap plug, is going to be on here. Man, Dick doesn't show up. He's going to look like such a retard. Dick Masterson is going to be on here next week.

Unknown_03: I don't know what's going to happen between Monday and Friday, but I know next Friday Dick Masterson is going to be here. And I also can't say for certainty, I can't say I won't be in Las Vegas tonight, but I might go to Los Angeles in July and kick it with Dick Masterson and hang out there.

0:21:41
Unknown_03: so we'll see I'm not sure if that's a good idea or not what is this ticket shit on D-Live I don't understand that either

Unknown_03: I have no idea. Turn up the volume! Turn up the volume! I can't help it, man. This shit's been fucking up. Oh, yeah, I should turn up Dom a little bit. No!

Unknown_03: God damn it! You're torturing my audio ability here.

0:22:29
Unknown_08: Even the shit out.

Unknown_34: Alright.

Unknown_34: Yeah, well.

Unknown_34: That was a good one.

Unknown_03: He'll probably be back. Excuse me.

Unknown_03: Wasatch Man, go ahead. You're never moving.

Unknown_32: Hey, how's it going? Oh, yeah, it's going.

Unknown_32: Sorry, I just finished a bite of something.

Unknown_03: What are you doing? Are you picking chicken bones or something out of your teeth?

0:23:05
Unknown_32: That's like swallowing the last bite of my dinner. And all of a sudden I get thrown on the Ralph Retort.

Unknown_03: How you doing, buddy? I'm doing all right. How you doing?

Unknown_32: Good. You sound really good tonight, Ralph.

Unknown_03: Well, thank you. I appreciate that.

Unknown_32: Hey, if it's not too sensitive, I just want to ask you just a question here. Oh, God.

Unknown_03: I mean, you can ask me any question you would like. I just want to know if you understand that people like Gator...

0:23:39
Unknown_32: aren't your enemy and they were trying to trying to help you and and maybe they're wrong i mean maybe they're being douchebags and fucking your game up but uh yes and and um yeah and uh i i've said that already i think on this stream i think you have yes yeah no i don't consider those guys enemy enemies in any way you can see i'm trying to fix the display like live i consider like yeah

Unknown_03: and it wasn't even I was getting rid of Flaminka by the way the reason I didn't want him so the reason I said we just had a fight on Monday I was like man just don't bring him on tonight you know I just don't want to deal with it and that was it that was the thing right there but do you understand that people did not see you as you I was phasing him out Or whatever. You were phasing your personality out, buddy. Say what?

0:24:37
Unknown_32: You were phasing yourself out. No one could talk to you.

Unknown_03: Well, I mean, I'm not saying that I was the most, you know, easily dealt with personality on that stream. And that's fine. Yeah. And like I said, I don't have anything bad to say about Flamiko or Gator other than I think some of the stuff's like sprayed Rob on air. Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.

0:25:09
Unknown_16: Do you have a problem with me now or what's up? Dominic's running in this heart-touching moment.

Unknown_16: Jarboe.

Unknown_03: I'm gonna fucking meet your ass, you son of a bitch. I just think that you guys should try to work this out.

Unknown_32: I mean, I know Gator said some pretty... Is that your problem with me, dude?

Unknown_20: Jarboe! Is he doing this on purpose? I think so. I don't know, man.

0:25:42
Unknown_03: I don't have any animosity. I know you don't. I just hope they don't either.

Unknown_32: I hope you guys can work it out because life is life. Bullshit happens.

Unknown_03: I definitely think the funniest part is Coach Red Pill trying to swoop in.

Unknown_32: Oh, yeah.

Unknown_03: Coach Red Pill's a fucking douchebag. That just shows you everything you need to know about Coach Red Pill in like a nutshell.

0:26:15
Unknown_03: And it's great. Anyway, but yeah, thank you for calling in, man. I appreciate it.

Unknown_32: Yeah, Ralph. Take care, man.

Unknown_03: You too. All right, let's take it manly chicken. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Don't you embarrass me, motherfucker. I'm doing good. You sound like you're in a honky tonk bar.

Unknown_06: No, I play guitar. I'm auditioning to be the new co-host.

Unknown_03: Oh, okay.

Unknown_06: Oh, shit. Shit. How are you guys doing tonight?

Unknown_03: I'm doing all right. How are you doing?

Unknown_06: You got your saucy mariachi, man. Big fan. I have an idea for the show. I'm going to stage a reverse intervention. I'm going to say, I'm going to really get on you. If you stop drinking, I'm going to get pissed off. I'm going to mess with you. I'm going to give you a

0:26:48
Unknown_06: I'm going to give you a new request. I'm going to say, you got to find some cocaine. You got to find some weed. Those are, those are just a lot.

Unknown_03: We can't, we can't officially endorse any, anything like that. But, but yes. All right. As long as I keep drinking, my drinking quotas will be met. Is that what you're saying?

0:27:27
Unknown_06: You should. Yes. Okay. We need more. We need to up the bounty. We need to up the ante.

Unknown_03: You know it's funny you say that? You know it's funny you say that? But that is legit no shit I've had that told to me. They're like, Ralph, you were way funnier when you were drunk every night. I was like, damn. Yes, I say that. They say that too. He agrees with it. And then they're like, oh, Ralph. And it's just, I don't know, it is a little curious to me, and I see these, you know, I'm talking about 800-like threads where people are like, oh, Ralph, we're so worried about you, Ralph, and I...

0:28:09
Unknown_03: i don't know maybe they are some of the people probably are actually worried about me i think you can handle it man but it's like damn dude come on what the fuck you guys weren't that worried last year when i was fucking you know destroying my liver during the hill stream or during the monday mad thing and stuff so i i don't know it's i think we're ready guys i think we need to take this to the next level we gotta evolve the retort to irl streaming

Unknown_03: No. We definitely do not. Oh, boy. And with that, you have to leave, but I appreciate you calling. We will not be doing any IRL streaming. Well, outside maybe just a little.

Unknown_08: He'll tolerate people as long as they're encouraging him to drink.

Unknown_34: That's the gist of it.

Unknown_34: can't be real crp i hope it is real crp but um let's see dame i i don't know man what do you think i think i wanna call gator ethan ralph it's me gator

0:29:25
Unknown_22: ah okay jim is calling you out on the photons watch out like i said got exactly what he deserved he called me all right let's take a call kyler go ahead the dan's gone he's never kyler no hey what's going on boys oh trying to figure out the audio and all that but yeah go ahead yeah i mean i think i should be the co-host of the show well why do you think that

Unknown_31: Because I did 50 episodes of my own show. I think I did pretty well if you ask me.

Unknown_03: Well, you do actually have a little bit of a resume there, yeah. A little bit, man.

Unknown_31: I got a whole CV written up for you to read later if you want to take a peep at it.

Unknown_03: Definitely. I'm not kidding, yeah.

Unknown_31: All right, man. It's going to be a while. I'm going to get some guests on.

Unknown_03: Don't wait too long. I have to do another show. I mean, I have to keep doing shows. I mean, so don't wait too long. Send the resume at theralfatort.com would be a good time to send now.

0:30:24
Unknown_31: You can go on indeed.com slash the bones on it. It's up there. You can check it out.

Unknown_31: Got my whole resume up.

Unknown_03: Okay, yeah.

Unknown_03: Wait, repeat that?

Unknown_31: I'm just kidding.

Unknown_31: It's not real. Also, if you guys are going through a tough time, you can get some help at BetterHelp.com slash TheBoneZone to get $50 off your first order of $1,000.

0:31:00
Unknown_03: Now I know you're on some bullshit.

Unknown_03: I always am.

Unknown_31: What would I even say if I called in?

Unknown_08: The people suggesting that. Thank you, sir. I appreciate you calling in.

Unknown_31: Hey, you know what? If a man wants to have a goddamn drink on his own time, what's the big fucking deal? Who gives a shit?

Unknown_03: Oh, fuck it. I don't know, man. It's just a lot of shit. They can stick the whole goddamn bottle to their asshole. I'm not slamming anybody or whatever. No, I'm not either.

Unknown_31: I'm just saying if a man was on a show and drank... Most of the time. And it was a big joke and it was funny and no one gave a fuck. And then all of a sudden he was drinking for like a month and then he drinks again. And it's like a big fucking problem. Like it wasn't a joke before. I don't, I don't understand that.

0:31:37
Unknown_31: It puzzles me, but you know,

Unknown_31: I'm not throwing shade on nobody. It's just my own personal thought. If a man wants to have a drink on his own time, I'm tempted to do some crazy shit.

Unknown_08: The thing is, people bring up and laugh about the fact that most of the moments on the previous era of the kill stream when it was on YouTube

0:32:13
Unknown_31: You were drunk for a while. You were so drunk one time that you challenged Mr. Medeker to a fucking... A breath-holding contest. A breath-holding contest. You were shit. Absolutely shit. It was funny. It wasn't a big deal. It was like, ha-ha-ha. Ralph's fucking drunk, and then, like, you might appear to be a newbie on the stream again, and all of a sudden, everyone's, like, fucking their pearls, like, oh, my God, I can't believe he's drinking, like, fuck yeah, he's drinking, he's fucking drunk, like, the last year, every fucking night, like, what do you, like, what's the problem now, like, you quit drinking for a month, and it's, like, a big deal, and you start again, all of a sudden, it's, like, these aren't, like, people are trying to, yeah, this is, I think this is mean spirit.

0:32:51
Unknown_03: Yeah. I didn't realize the age restriction tag. Okay, if I call him, what would I say? You guys gotta give me ideas. But they did figure it out and do it for me. Because otherwise, I would just ask him, like, do you realize all these people are enabling you because they want to see you kill yourself? Like, do you realize that? I wish you guys just had, like, an ex-sod, but, I mean, I understand. I mean, you could just say it's like...

Unknown_03: Thank you, though.

Unknown_13: I appreciate your sentiments. Those are my thoughts.

0:33:25
Unknown_03: I'll do it. Hold up.

Unknown_31: Have a good show, Ralph. I'll fucking kill it tonight, man. You can do it. All right, man. Appreciate it. Take it easy. All right, you too.

Unknown_03: All right. Let's see. Fake Coach Red Pill, you're on the air. Go.

Unknown_03: But you're not doing much. And you're about 30, not even 30, 30 milliseconds away from getting booted. Okay. Peaky Culture, go! Hey, how you doing? I'm just doing it, man. Just doing the Friday show. Oh, this little saga of yours.

0:34:02
Unknown_08: Were you just pretending to be retarded, or...?

Unknown_23: um in which way i don't know the weird technical stuff the show just oh kind of disappearing and then the weird drama and the thing about the phone it's all kind of gay this is all kind of no the thing about the phone i can yeah i can tell you about the phone i had a note non that i'd had for a while and i actually love that phone and i've had the note series for a while

0:34:42
Unknown_03: Um, all of a sudden I couldn't charge it through the USB port. So I could only wirelessly charge it. So I took it. So you weren't able to tweet. Yeah. So I took it to get an S10. I was like, fuck it. I'll just get an S10. S10 is good phones, whatever. And it's Samsung. So I got it. And then I got the keyboard and, and it was literally fucking up my tweets and i'm not very good about checking my tweets unfortunately and that was what was happening with my tweets i would just delete it and then people would say oh ralph's trying to hide it whatever i don't know there's been a string of bad luck everything has been going on so far it's like a i would say some of his bad luck some of his bad decisions to be honest i mean i'm not gonna lie to you um you know it's not all you know people people people all right do you think um

0:35:31
Unknown_23: Do you think Gator and Flamenco are ever coming back?

Unknown_03: I have no idea.

Unknown_16: Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph. Ethan Ralph. Damn it, man. Gator.

Unknown_03: He's back. Other than that, they're not coming back. I see Josh in the green room. Cool, Josh. I just want to say the last thing.

Unknown_23: Do you have anything prepared for today's show, like news or anything like that? Or is it going to be like a college show? I don't know what to expect. You don't have any title. Well, because I really didn't know.

Unknown_03: I mean, normally we would have some type of news program set up.

0:36:06
Unknown_03: But I figured I really didn't know. uh how much this would take there was a couple of news stories and i have to look in my in in my history here uh that i mean if you could make it as a call-in show it'd be kind of funny you have like uh 10 people in your green room and it'll be kind of funny i don't know people taking shots at you would be kind of funny yeah i mean that's the that's kind of the idea behind it yeah all right well uh see you around ralph Thank you. Make sure you if you want to post your pinky again, you're always welcome You're on the kill stream go home Hey Ethan Ralph, it's me. How's it better? It's how's it going?

0:36:44
Unknown_08: It's pretty good. I mean, it's been busy because it's just a lot of shit that's been busy on my end.

Unknown_03: I mean, let's be honest. You know what? I have been a lot worse. I have been in that five by nine, and I have been a lot, lot worse. So I'm doing pretty damn good, actually, now that you mentioned it, Josh. So I'm glad that you asked me that question.

0:37:17
Unknown_08: Well, I mean, relatively speaking, all my limbs are intact. I can see. I can hear. Yeah. Pretty good.

Unknown_03: I mean, fuck it. I mean... I can do pretty good. I mean, you know, I'm probably going to... You know, I'm still... I know some things in the works. Are things perfect? No. Let's be honest. I mean, they're not perfect, are they?

Unknown_08: My concern is...

Unknown_08: especially after listening to the callers and stuff and seeing the stuff you've tweeted, you realize that a significant portion of the people saying the drink's just a drink are encouraging you to drink yourself to death, basically. Are you aware of that?

0:37:55
Unknown_03: I do see a significant portion of people who say that, yeah, who do actually want me to kill myself through the form of drinking, yes.

Unknown_08: Do you believe that that is working on you? Do you think that that is a successful tactic that is happening?

Unknown_03: Well, no, I don't. I mean, I'm healthy. I've had a fiscal just as recent as I believe May 23rd. I'd have to look. I don't know if that's a weekend. I'd have to check it out. But no, I'm healthy.

0:38:28
Unknown_08: I'm healthy. Did you take any pills on Wednesday?

Unknown_03: No.

Unknown_03: I had a pill bottle here shaking it. It had half an aspirin in it. And people were like, oh, Ralph's on pills. Like, why the fuck would I be taking pills, shaking it, taking it on... Like, that is even... I don't know. If you, if you think that that's the case, then you can just, I mean, I guess believe that it doesn't make any sense.

0:39:02
Unknown_08: People on the forum had gone like onto Twitter and stuff. And you've been talking about stuff like, I think Xanax since like 2013, it would be. Oh yeah. I have definitely.

Unknown_03: Well, no, I mean, it wouldn't be, I'm saying it would be dumb for me to, to do that on air. Not that it would be necessarily out of character. So, so you were, I mean, I have,

Unknown_03: you did take some aspirin on wednesday is what you're saying i no what i'm no that's not what i'm saying saying at all i'm saying it wouldn't be on a character for me in the past to have taken some you know xanax not at all um matter of fact like yeah i've talked about it online probably i don't even know how many times quite a few

0:39:45
Unknown_08: all right well that's i mean that's all i had to say um i'm curious uh is no can you i haven't pointed can you point to any times i've talked about uh xanax or anything like that beforehand i mean while you yeah not only have i pointed to uh xanax um i mean i've talked about it on this show i mean it's not a secret among like

Unknown_08: I mean, in the period where you were on probation?

Unknown_03: No, I can't name any times during your probation where you mentioned that.

Unknown_03: Well, no, because I haven't taken any during my probation. That's what I'm saying.

Unknown_08: I'm sure, but your probation ended recently, correct?

Unknown_03: Yes, well, that is correct, but I haven't taken any even since then.

Unknown_03: Even if I did, why would you care? If I took 500 Xanax right now, why would you care? Is that a concern of a grown man? We're not family or related. I like you, but I mean, I don't.

0:40:39
Unknown_09: well it's it's like we have on the forum there's a bunch of people who are who are like on the forum yeah i know on the forum there are a bunch of people there certainly are a bunch of weird people on the forum yeah there's no doubt and there are some non-weird people too actually that are very smart uh but then you have the real obsessives it's like why would you care what i did honestly

0:41:15
Unknown_03: Let's be honest. Why would you sit here and care what another grown man did or did not ingest into his system? Does that not sound on some level to be mental derangement of some sort? I mean, if it was some big deal or whatever, or he ran over somebody and killed somebody, that would make sense. But it just doesn't make sense. Do you understand what I mean? Does that make sense to you? A little bit. I understand that. By the way, I want to say this. Kiwi Farms, they have a lot of great threads on Kiwi Farms, including the stuff from New Zealand, and breaking news stuff, and preserving news that otherwise wouldn't be preserved. I'm saying, do you really care what some fucking dude that's streaming on VLive, because that's how bad it's gotten, because they won't let me stream anywhere else?

0:41:47
Unknown_03: Do you really care? I mean, I don't know. If that's your life, you probably should kill yourself.

0:42:20
Unknown_08: Well, okay, there's two different responses to that. The Kiwi Farms response is that, yes, we do care because it's all public and people derive enjoyment from it.

Unknown_03: Well, no, I mean, it's public. It's public. Of course you can, I mean, you can watch if you want. I'm just saying it's strange to me. Well, on a personal level, I've spoken to you over the last year, and it's different.

Unknown_08: You look at people on the forum who have addictions and who we find because of their, like there's a guy called Wardog. Wardog is a fucking junkie. He's a meth head. And he'll record himself setting shit on fire while high on crystal meth. And you meet Wardog and, you know, he's just a junkie and you can tell.

0:42:53
Unknown_03: But Wardog sounds like a questionable. OK, just explain to me how. By the way, thank you for this conversation altogether. But where is Wardog coming into the into the picture here?

Unknown_09: I'm getting there, motherfucker.

Unknown_08: I'm saying that you meet Wardog, and you see Wardog setting things on fire and doing his, I'm Mr. Destructoid. I will destroy the sofa with fire. And he's just like a fucking maniac, and you're laughing at him because it's funny.

Unknown_09: But I met Wardog on Crystal Meth. Well, he was on Crystal Meth. That's my baseline association with Wardog and Mr. Destructoid. I met you while you were at the peak of the Ralph Retort. At the peak. And now I see on my own eyes.

0:43:27
Unknown_03: I don't think that I've ever met you, actually, Josh.

Unknown_08: Oh, don't be a fucking tenant.

Unknown_03: Come on.

Unknown_08: I mean, we met online, but we never met in person.

Unknown_03: And guess what? It is a very... It is. It's a very... I'm using my Memphis schooling education here. There's a very big difference between meeting online and meeting in person. Anybody... with any sense of their brain knows that.

0:44:01
Unknown_09: Of course there's- I've met people from- I fucking moved blindly from the US to Australia.

Unknown_03: And why is your long meandering point in the first place? And I'm not even trying to be mean, I'm just like, I'm really wondering what's going on. There's a difference between meeting somebody as a junkie and watching them do junkie shit and meeting somebody who is stable and partakes in beverage and whatever the fuck Wednesday was.

0:44:38
Unknown_09: Like there's a drop, there's something that you observe as somebody who has spoken to somebody multiple times over the course of the year.

Unknown_08: And I've tried to help you with your website and shit. So there is some investment in seeing you succeed on a personal level. And to see the opposite of that unfold in real time is something like, I don't know, maybe if I can say something, it's worth the time. It's worth 30 minutes to say, you know, this shit, I'm observing it.

Unknown_03: Well, I mean, you know, setbacks are setbacks. Looking back, I could look back at a lot of setbacks. I think the trolling of St. Jude, probably not a good idea. That was probably like... That was probably the dumbest thing on the history of the Internet. And even though I might have my channel, I'd probably be demonetized by now anyway. But that probably cost me a good, I don't know, $20,000, $30,000, but whatever.

0:45:14
Unknown_03: Trolling St. Jude, not a good idea. There's a lot of things I can look back, not a good idea. Miami, complete disaster.

Unknown_03: you know getting into apartment leases with Worsky who just skipped out on that a complete disaster I mean look I can sit here and cry about it or I can just sit here and do the show I mean what's your alternative you tell me though what is the difference between the St.

0:46:04
Unknown_08: Jude's thing the Andy Worsky thing the stream.me thing what's the difference between those events and the alcohol what's the difference between those Honestly? Yes.

Unknown_03: If we're talking the alcohol, alcohol had the least decision... I don't know. I can't say... Well, we can't say the alcohol helped that situation. Those situations. Let's put it that way.

Unknown_09: The answer to my question was...

Unknown_09: The alcohol is an ongoing thing. If the St. Jude shit was still ongoing and you had the foresight.

Unknown_03: I'm saying I did the St. Jude shit as a troll on Sargon of Akkad. That was literally the stated. You really trolled Sargon of Akkad. Well, I mean, he ended up trolling himself. But yeah, that's why I did it. I was like, oh, you won't come on the show. We're going to do a big fucking charity stream for St. Jude. That's why I did the St. Jude thing. I mean, that's literally why that happened.

0:46:46
Unknown_08: I'm just saying that you are at a point in time where you can see that this is having a negative... And you justify it by saying the best dreams I had were when I was blackout drunk. But even then, if the best dreams you're having is when you're completely out of your own show...

Unknown_08: That's not a good thing to bring up in your defense.

0:47:19
Unknown_03: What I'm saying is, you know, what I said with that was there's a lot of people saying, oh, Ralph, oh, man, please. And maybe they are. I don't know.

Unknown_03: But come on. You weren't worried when you were laughing your ass off at It means like, wait a minute, Matt. Oh no. Oh, barely even able to speak. I mean, you weren't, you weren't, uh, you weren't too worried about your moral compass then. So to hear it now, it's just like, whatever, dude, just shut up and watch or don't like, I mean, and I, and I want more people to watch, but I mean, honestly, if you're going to moral flag about every single thing that you see on this show, it's not for you. I haven't moral flagged about anything that you've done. I'm not talking about you specifically. I'm just saying in general, whatever.

0:47:59
Unknown_09: Again, the difference is, I drink, I have a bottle, what is it? This is Pyrvak Vodka from Podvinogo Perigogono.

Unknown_08: Whatever. It's good, and I drink it. The problem is I've had this bottle for three months, and I've not finished it because I don't drink often. You have a drink. You have a party. You have a party stream where you are drunk and everybody else is drinking. I've drunk with you on these streams.

0:48:33
Unknown_09: But if it's every stream, like, you're audibly intoxicated right now. It's a fucking... Nigga, don't lie to me.

Unknown_03: I am not intoxicated right now.

Unknown_04: What have you... Maybe I'm just perma-drunk. I don't know. But no, I'm not intoxicated right now. No. What is this? Like, first off, say I was intoxicated. What in the fuck is this? Like, oh, Rob, you're audibly intoxicated right now. It is... This is ridiculous.

0:49:06
Unknown_09: This is fucking insane. Like, what are you doing?

Unknown_04: How many hundreds of people does it take saying that this is a manifestation of a issue that is ongoing that you could actively turn around at any moment before you believe that?

Unknown_03: I just don't. Honestly, I can't tell you what this is. I mean, it's kind of strange for somebody to come on and say, Ralph, you're drunk.

Unknown_03: No, I'm not. If I was drunk, I would just say I was drunk. It wouldn't be some type of violation.

0:49:41
Unknown_03: I've already said that I've, you know, I've stumbled since I've, you know, I had the five weeks. I've heard you sober. Last week was pretty obvious.

Unknown_34: Okay.

Unknown_08: It's just, I mean, everybody, everybody's pressing X on that shit. It's not just me. I'm not a crazy person.

Unknown_08: I don't really give a fuck. Matt is not the father. I need to call on the neutral party to weigh in on this. Do you hear? Yes, I want to weigh in on this with this.

Unknown_14: Real Monday, Matt's apparently in a chat. He's co-signing Ethan Ralph's love of little boys.

0:50:22
Unknown_08: I'm taking that as affirmation. I've been waiting for an hour to use that one.

Unknown_10: I also think Ralph should drink more. I told you. Don't drink more and use more pills. More.

Unknown_08: It would be good. It would be good for... It's just fucking stupid.

Unknown_03: Honestly, that's what I think.

Unknown_03: Oh, they have diamonds with Super Chats and all. I'll read this one. My name Ralph says, he gave a diamond and says, my name is Ethan and I want to suck Jim's cock. That was the inaugural. As far as I can tell, that was the inaugural at least on this stream.

0:50:55
Unknown_08: I don't know.

Unknown_03: I don't know, man. Um, I'm doing pretty good in life.

Unknown_03: I'm married to a doctor, thankfully. Hopefully, I won't have to mooch off of her too much as we move through life.

0:51:27
Unknown_03: Most of these motherfuckers are full of shit, let's be honest.

Unknown_03: Me included at certain points.

Unknown_03: But I have no ill will towards Gator or Zidane or Josh of Kiwi Farms who runs a brilliant idea of a website. It writes itself, right? You just put all these fucking strange people online in one place and let people comment on them. And it's a – I mean, well, he says it's not a moneymaker. It might not be a moneymaker, but it's an influencer.

0:52:04
Unknown_03: And so, yeah, I don't have any ill will against anybody really. Well, outside of about four or five people, I don't.

Unknown_03: I've cut the list down. I used to have zero ill will, but it has grown to a few.

Unknown_03: Nick Monroe recently. I don't know. What do you think about Telegram, Josh, now that you're here?

Unknown_08: Telegram withstood the Russians hating it. That's usually a good sign.

Unknown_03: Well, that's what I thought. So that's why I set up a Telegram.

Unknown_03: And so, yeah, I don't know. I really don't.

0:52:38
Unknown_08: I saw you set up the Telegram and you changed your avatar as soon as you realized that Flamenco or Gator wasn't controlled the Discord.

Unknown_03: No, I said at the beginning of the show, Gator controls the Discord, yeah.

Unknown_08: But you didn't start advertising a Telegram until right after you realized that, I think.

Unknown_03: No, that's not true. I've been advertising the Telegram every single night for the past, like, three weeks. Well, not three weeks. Probably about a week or two.

0:53:09
Unknown_29: Yeah, I know.

Unknown_03: The chat can testify to my Telegram. My Telegram televangelism, so...

Unknown_08: Yeah, they've been... I mean, they've been reliable from what I've heard. But I don't think they have full control over every element of their service. They can't just get rid of people, I don't think.

Unknown_03: Yeah, so... But yeah, I definitely have. He actually has.

Unknown_03: Yes, I actually have. Yes, for sure. Not yesterday, I haven't. That's true, because there was no show yesterday.

0:53:44
Unknown_03: Should we take a caller? I don't know. I mean...

Unknown_03: It doesn't even... Get Onion Wizard out of the way.

Unknown_08: I want to hear what he has to say.

Unknown_08: I want to hear him.

Unknown_03: Go ahead.

Unknown_08: Muted.

Unknown_03: He did that last time.

Unknown_03: Alright, let's take another caller. Spanish Inquisition, you're on the air. Go ahead.

0:54:17
Unknown_00: Rasputin, farewell.

Unknown_03: Thank you.

Unknown_03: we'll see cocksucker kenny jones you're on the air go ethan ralph it's me gator ralph is dumb so obviously we're gonna win this one it's me ethan goodbye malarca go ahead you're on the air ethan ralph it's me

0:54:55
Unknown_14: It's me, Gator.

Unknown_04: You can't even talk to these people. What is wrong with these white... Oh, God.

0:55:27
Unknown_14: So how's everybody doing today?

Unknown_04: We all hate each other. That's how we're doing. Fuck the world. Fuck the earth. I hope it dies soon. I don't want any kids. They're all fucking brats anyway. They're a drain on my wallet. I don't want any fucking money beyond the amount to buy booze and buy pussy other than the pussy that I already have to pay for which is my wife's.

Unknown_03: Alright.

0:56:00
Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph. It's me, Gator.

Unknown_10: It's Gator.

Unknown_11: Hello, Gator. How are you?

Unknown_11: Yeah.

Unknown_22: Hey, Gator, do you have anything to tell Ralph?

Unknown_10: I'm calling the police.

Unknown_03: Thank you. Thank you, Gator. Gator forgets to remember that I can just... Also... Oh, God. Oh, man.

0:56:39
Unknown_03: What is even going on right now?

Unknown_28: Hello, you there? Yeah, I'm here.

Unknown_03: Whatever. What's up?

Unknown_22: Whatever.

Unknown_03: Somebody laughed out loud in the background. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, you're on the air. Hello?

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph, it's me. Is anybody kidding me?

Unknown_28: I can hear you. Put me back in in one second.

Unknown_04: What do you mean? What the fuck? You're on the caller list. Tell me back in a second.

0:57:16
Unknown_04: What do you think I'm doing? I'm saving them all. Jesus Christ.

Unknown_10: He's going to be back.

Unknown_04: Just hold on. What are you checking out?

Unknown_10: Jesus.

Unknown_04: This motherfucker.

Unknown_03: He's literally... Oh, man. Okay.

Unknown_10: Let's try it again.

Unknown_10: Let's try it again.

Unknown_10: Yes, try another one.

Unknown_03: Try another one. Oh, man. Who cares? There were some stream jars. My mother says, where's my Uber, Ethan?

0:57:48
Unknown_03: Colonel J says, Ralph, you sound the best you've sounded in two weeks.

Unknown_03: This is an improvement. As long as you keep putting on good shows, we'll keep listening to them. Don't let us down. I'm going to keep putting on shows.

Unknown_03: Like I said, I want to record finally that long-awaited China episode with Black Pigeon Speaks this weekend. Uh, now it's, I mean, it's going to be put up probably as a podcast, uh, but still, uh, it will be put up. Uh, Stacy March free says, God may is so perfect for tonight. I'm already excited for the next chapter of the kill stream. Yeah, he's perfect. Terry J says, Ralph, so glad to hear you're back to normal. I personally love drunk route, but last episode had me depressed. Can't abort the retort. 1488 baby.

0:58:27
Unknown_03: And then I'll refresh. Kenny Jones says, bring me in, Ralph. It's been quite some time since I've been on the kill stream. This may be my last chance to do so. Don't do anything crazy, Kenny. Norris says, Ralph, I'm tired of your drunk ass. I want a divorce. Give me a call after your show. I doubt that, but okay, I will. DeepRodLove says, take a break from drinking, Ralph, before the government gives you one again.

0:59:04
Unknown_22: Vixen says, get Rand on.

Unknown_03: Terry J says, Ralph, and then already read. Okay.

Unknown_14: Um, Dami, are you there?

Unknown_03: No, Dami's been doing that the whole time, hasn't he? You know nobody can hear you the whole time. No.

0:59:35
Unknown_10: It's still funny.

Unknown_03: It's still funny. Wait, you muted Dami?

Unknown_09: Yeah, I muted him the whole time.

Unknown_22: Nobody can hear him.

Unknown_04: I mean, you guys can hear him. I couldn't personally hear him.

Unknown_22: He didn't migrate.

Unknown_29: All right. Let's try another caller.

1:00:10
Unknown_03: Alphush, you're on the kill stream. Go ahead.

Unknown_27: Good evening, gentlemen. Can you hear me? It's me, Jago on tap.

Unknown_22: Go ahead. I just want to say my piece, then I'll be out of here.

Unknown_27: Have you heard of Sam Kinison, Chris Farley, John Belushi, and Greg Giraldo?

Unknown_03: I have heard of... Wait, Giraldo?

Unknown_03: No, but I've heard of all the rest, for sure.

Unknown_27: I just want to say, I'll be praying for you, and your story's not unique, man. Hope you get some help. That being said, I can't support the show financially anymore, so I won't be doing any more Super Chats.

1:00:43
Unknown_27: So I hope you get better, man. Have a good night.

Unknown_03: Appreciate it, man. Thank you.

Unknown_03: Now, we actually had to server mute.

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph.

Unknown_10: I'm unmuted now.

Unknown_08: Finally.

Unknown_08: You invited poor Dame on, and he has to connect to the internet by stealing Wi-Fi off a cruise ship because his country's in a state of civil war or some shit.

1:01:20
Unknown_08: And he's suffered to bring you these soundbites.

Unknown_07: And you callously mute him.

Unknown_03: It's callous. It's callous indeed.

Unknown_03: Oh, my God. Let's draw another caller.

Unknown_03: Alt Eric DeMapp here on the Killstream. Go ahead.

Unknown_33: Hey, Ralph. Thanks for having me on. Good evening. Happy Friday to you.

Unknown_22: You're welcome. Go ahead. I can't hear because... No, it's okay.

1:01:55
Unknown_03: You can hear now. Go ahead. Oh, okay.

Unknown_33: Just before I get into my point, because I know the rest of everyone wants to get into, like, you know, drama stuff. I don't really care too much about that. I wanted to ask you, uh, what did you think about the Anthony Davis trade to the lake?

Unknown_03: I was one of the most happy people on earth, uh, about that trade. So, uh, I won't get too much into basketball, but yeah, uh, finally, at least, uh, the Lakers have some type of, uh, of the chance now. So, and they still have Kuzma too. So,

1:02:28
Unknown_33: Yeah, I figure you're going to be happy with that one. Can we talk about Iran or are we going to talk about drama?

Unknown_03: I mean, we could talk about Iran, yeah.

Unknown_33: What did you think about the report saying that it was Tucker Carlson that convinced Trump to not strike Iran?

Unknown_03: I think if those reports are true, then they're absolutely – I mean, that would be every piece of evidence that you would need that Tucker Carlson actually knows what got Trump elected in the first place, and it wasn't fucking neocon wars.

1:03:11
Unknown_03: And it wasn't more, you know, I was about to say inaction, more like action in the Middle East.

Unknown_03: And he's his strongest when he's at his most anti-war. That's how he won the fucking primary in the first place.

Unknown_33: Isn't it interesting that the 8 o'clock hour Tucker Carlson is convincing Trump to not do the Iran strikes, but then the 9 o'clock hour Hannity is just all in on... attacking Iran. Depending on which hour Trump watches cable news, he could be getting two different whatever world

Unknown_03: Well, it is a little strange. And, yeah, according to some, he is pretty Fox heavy in terms of his cable news content. So, yeah, I don't know. It is a couple. I like that. I mean, Fox Tucker is pretty much the most nationalist voice in the United States. I mean. I don't think it's hard to see that. The most populist, for sure. Yeah, you don't necessarily have to say, you know, nationalist, but populist, yeah, definitely.

1:03:49
Unknown_33: And did you see the lady that just came out and accused Trump of raping her in the night?

Unknown_03: Oh, I did, actually, and I read the, not the entire story, but about 60-70% of the story, for sure.

1:04:32
Unknown_33: What did you think about the part where she said that he stuck her fingers up her...

Unknown_03: Um, I mean, I guess she, she, she had a fat pussy. I'm not sure. I haven't, uh, I haven't, I know everyone's, everyone's like, they're just clamoring for more drama, but you know, gotta throw a curve ball, talk about some actual stuff.

Unknown_33: I know you get tired of hearing, you know, Oh, you know, the same things and that the, the mic span or whatever from.

Unknown_22: Yeah.

Unknown_22: No, it gets tiring after a while, you know, after you hear it for the 200 times.

1:05:09
Unknown_03: I agree with you, actually.

Unknown_33: You know, drier than bourbon.

Unknown_03: I agree with you. You don't have to convince me.

Unknown_03: But thank you. Thank you, Mr. DeMamp. I appreciate it, man.

Unknown_33: Have a good weekend, Ralph. Take care. All right, you too.

Unknown_03: Yeah, there was, I guess, somebody accused Trump of

Unknown_03: raping them.

Unknown_03: I don't think it should be too hard to find. Oh, here it is, right here on BuzzFeed. Let me unmute. Okay, there you go. Yes, yes, yes. It's me.

1:05:42
Unknown_14: I'm back.

Unknown_03: I'm back.

Unknown_14: I got a new clip. Wait, wait, I got a new clip. Ralph is dumb, so obviously we're going to win this one.

1:06:19
Unknown_04: You've been sitting here during the show making actual clips? Yes.

Unknown_03: That's actually the most impressive part of the whole entire endeavor.

Unknown_03: Is that you've been sitting here during the show creating new content to base off this.

Unknown_10: I'm a hard worker.

Unknown_03: That's not what they say about your con, but you're proving them wrong, so I'm not sure.

Unknown_03: Actually... Oh, I also have this one.

Unknown_10: You require more Vespene decks. That's a classic. It's a classic.

1:06:55
Unknown_10: I also have this one. This one is new.

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator. Oh shit, Gator is on the call.

Unknown_29: Hello, Gator.

Unknown_14: See, Jim is calling you out on the phone.

Unknown_14: Exactly what he deserves.

Unknown_22: Hey guys, how's it going?

1:07:26
Unknown_14: Got Domingo on tap.

Unknown_18: I know you have some problems with dealing with social cues, so is that your problem, dude?

Unknown_04: Oh my god!

Unknown_18: He's autistic!

Unknown_04: He's autistic! I know! He's got Asperger's! Leave him alone! God damn it, he was a good boy! He helped us! Leave him alone! Oh, fuck!

1:08:04
Unknown_04: He's a kid! He's going to school! He didn't do nothing! He's trying to make his life better for fuck's sake!

Unknown_04: He's gonna be some psychologist or some shit! Who the fuck knows? He'll be giving your kid Adderall in 19 years!

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph. It's me. Fuck you! Gator's on the call.

Unknown_10: Hello, Gator.

Unknown_14: How are you? Hey, guys. How's it going? Oh, wait. Got Flamingo on tap. Oh, Flamingo. Do you have anything to say, Flamingo? Do you have Flamingo on tap?

1:08:37
Unknown_04: What the fuck?

Unknown_03: Oh, my God. Okay. Okay, I'm done.

Unknown_03: I don't believe you.

Unknown_09: I guess... Maybe Ralph is sobering up. He's there with the process.

1:09:11
Unknown_03: Well, yeah, I mean, you'd have to be a stone-cold invalid to... ...believe that. I love this thing.

Unknown_22: I can tell. I really can.

Unknown_10: Let's see.

Unknown_03: Bixen says, Ralph, it's me, Gator. I don't know if I read that or not. Another Bixen says, Josh, for co-host 2020.

1:09:43
Unknown_03: I doubt he would want any part of this, and I don't blame him. OJ Simpson says, Ralph, I think you should have an Ethan Ralph intervention super show spectacular. A show where you would have various special guests, where there were special guests, where the guests would express concern for you, and you'd tell them to fuck off. I miss my ex-wife, by the way. She gave the best ad.

Unknown_03: that was a tough blow literally well well not literally anyway whatever historian hid says hello ralph and fellow boys i want to alert you to a bit of western whatever the fuck western history I think that's what they call it. Forgotten by most, but entirely relevant when it comes to the discussion of modern-day clown world. You may think that the drag kid phenomenon is a recent construct, but you would be wrong. And then they didn't say anything else.

1:10:25
Unknown_03: So I'll check that out.

Unknown_03: I'll check that later when I go to sleep immediately after this program.

Unknown_03: Not to sleep off anything, though.

Unknown_03: No, not to sleep off anything. Uh-oh. Josh, are we really? What is this with you, man? What's going on?

1:10:57
Unknown_08: I'm on Dame's side. I've been Dame-filled. I just want to hear Gator say the same thing until I die.

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator. They can't hear him now, I mean, I don't even think you can hear him at this point Oh no, you killed him

1:11:46
Unknown_03: killed him that was that was tragic he was the star guest and you killed him in cold blood he wasn't he wasn't that bad um but yeah i'm pretty much i'm pretty much bludgeoned him he just went to share his love he just wanted to share his laugh

Unknown_03: oh my god let's see excuse my another somebody really told me one time they're like Ralph we really hate you like you like so your nose like I didn't even notice I did that that much I was like oh I'm sorry I didn't I didn't even think about that to be honest with you but yeah I'll I'll try to curb that

1:12:49
Unknown_03: Let's see. Bulk Bogan, you're on the air on the kill stream.

Unknown_00: Go ahead. I think I should be the new co-host. I'll get equally as hammered as you.

Unknown_03: Alright, well.

Unknown_00: We could call it a shit stream. We won't call it that. Thank you. Thank you.

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: Where else?

1:13:25
Unknown_03: Naraxis, go ahead. You're on the kill screen.

Unknown_03: Naraxis!

Unknown_03: Naraxis is... I don't know where he went to, actually, but he's not here.

Unknown_03: He's not with us.

Unknown_03: Goodbye. He's also similarly muted. Although, to be fair, it did take a while to get to some of these calls. Take most of the calls, but go ahead.

1:14:00
Unknown_03: Yes, that was very much worth it. Malaka, go ahead.

Unknown_28: Can you hear me this time?

Unknown_03: Yes.

Unknown_28: You can hear me good.

Unknown_03: Yes.

Unknown_28: First off, Dami.

Unknown_03: Dami, can I hear you, though? I will allow. Now, go ahead. Am I muted? Now you are, yes.

Unknown_10: You made a mistake! Gator! Gator's on the call if you know Gator.

1:14:36
Unknown_03: The bell wants to ask you a question, Dame. I mean... Okay, what question? Do you not want him to ask you a question, or do you just want to play Dame? Can you ask Gator? Can you ask Gator?

Unknown_03: I mean, can Gator... I mean, it's possible that Gator can answer.

Unknown_10: I'm not sure, but... Gator, can you answer the questions?

Unknown_03: Yeah. You know what? Fuck it. I don't give a fuck. Just ask him whatever and answer by... I don't care who answers it.

1:15:12
Unknown_12: I don't care who answers it.

Unknown_10: Gator cannot understand you.

Unknown_03: There it is.

Unknown_12: Hey, fatty. Go ahead. Go ahead, Gator.

Unknown_12: Hey, how you been, buddy?

Unknown_12: Me? Yeah, talking to you, you fat piece of shit. I don't know who you are. I don't give a fuck if you know who I am.

1:15:45
Unknown_12: Oh, that's rude.

Unknown_03: That's suddenly rude. Who is that anyway?

Unknown_08: He's gone now. Did you kill him?

Unknown_14: It's me, Gator. It's Gator.

Unknown_08: It was Gator all along.

Unknown_14: Gator, no! Oh my god.

Unknown_03: Do you think you could conduct an episode like this, Josh? I'm asking you on a personal level. I'm asking you on a personal level. I'm asking you on a personal level. Do you easily think you could conduct an episode such as this?

1:16:18
Unknown_11: Yeah.

Unknown_11: No, not you, fuckers!

Unknown_08: Man, you give me a bottle of Xanax and I don't know what's going to come.

Unknown_03: You don't know what you'll do.

Unknown_03: You never know what's going to happen on the culture.

Unknown_22: Yeah.

1:16:51
Unknown_03: A bottle of Xanax. A bottle of Xanax, that might do it.

Unknown_03: I was going to joke about a bottle of Viagra for you, but I'm not even sure that that would do it on your case. A bottle of Viagra?

Unknown_07: Can I mix them? Can I mix them and drink it down?

Unknown_03: I'm not sure. I'm not sure how the incel life works. I would have to consult some of the oracles. If you're calling me an incel, why would I need Viagra?

Unknown_09: What's that going to do? I'm just going to masturbate more furiously?

1:17:23
Unknown_03: Well, yeah, that's true.

Unknown_03: I don't know.

Unknown_03: Better people than me have called UN.

Unknown_03: I believe the New Zealand... I believe the New Zealand Herald called you an incel, actually, if your notes are the right.

Unknown_29: Yeah. Really?

Unknown_09: Many people better than me have called you an incel, sir. Dude, the New Zealand papers after the Christchurch thing, they were so fucking crazy.

1:17:55
Unknown_08: They just, like, wrote whatever the fuck they wanted about me. It was fantastic. It was like... It was worse than, like, a Kiwi Farms thread.

Unknown_03: No, I'm serious. Like, for them to be a journalism outfit, like, they gave no fucks whatsoever, and they were printing everything. Like, the only thing that's – I did see one thing on Sargon, and we make fun of him all the time, obviously, on the show. And there was something – there was some headline, and it said, Sargon says you shouldn't be able to, like, abuse children or something.

Unknown_03: i'm just like what is he fuck i mean almost so bad for me i didn't but like i don't know it's just it was like that with you though too they're just like oh deranged kimmy farms killer could have prevented attack but he held info from police and also he leads this worldwide insult mafia and shit They wrote whatever they wanted.

1:18:49
Unknown_08: Because it's like, I don't know. They just wanted to sell papers, I guess. I thought it was funny. Well, yeah, that's why they did it.

Unknown_03: They tried to email me asking for inquiries.

Unknown_08: And I said, I don't talk to the press.

Unknown_08: They asked me why. Specifically, I don't talk to your paper. And they asked me why. And I just said, I didn't reply. So I don't know. I don't know what they wanted.

Unknown_22: If it was Gator, though, I definitely would have replied.

1:19:21
Unknown_08: I would have told him anything he wanted to know.

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator. Oh, it's Gator. It's on the cut. Is he working for New Zealand Herald now?

Unknown_14: Yeah.

Unknown_09: Oh, that's great. He's moving on up.

Unknown_14: Better pastures. Oh, boy. People have been in my... By the way, you know what?

Unknown_04: I'm so fucking mad. Oh, my God. Can you believe it? My goddamn jewel cartridge just broke during the middle of all this when I need more nicotine than ever.

Unknown_03: And it's just like nasty taste in your mouth. And I have nothing because...

1:19:53
Unknown_03: Uh, where is the Coca-Cola, not the cocaine for everybody. Oh my God. It's ridiculous. Everything you say out there.

Unknown_22: Um, you're not, you're definitely not on code.

Unknown_08: Well, I'll give you that. I've ruled that out.

Unknown_03: Nigga, I snorted more blow than you fucking seen. What the fuck are you talking about? I've never seen blow.

Unknown_09: I'm a good boy. I didn't do nothing, ever. Yeah, I'm just saying.

Unknown_03: That don't mean shit.

1:20:26
Unknown_03: I'm from Memphis. I'm from Memphis.

Unknown_03: I'm from the Dame tribe there.

Unknown_03: Do they really just openly chew cocaine and shit there?

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_10: It's also from Latin America. I'm calling the police. Don't do that, Gator. Oh, shit.

Unknown_03: I'm calling the police. I don't give a fuck.

1:20:57
Unknown_10: By the way, if you can show shit on the stream, I have breaking news. Oh, no.

Unknown_03: I mean, I can show it. The breaking news is that Gator's on the call, bro.

Unknown_14: It's me, Gator.

Unknown_10: Also, something happened with Stereos Coconuts.

Unknown_03: Oh, okay. He called out Monkey or something, right?

Unknown_08: Is that what you're talking about?

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_08: Yeah.

Unknown_03: Yeah. I mean, there's... Nah, I don't know. I would never say anything about Dick Masterson ever since he is, like, the greatest person who ever walked foot on planet Earth.

1:21:41
Unknown_08: I thought that was Jim...

Unknown_03: No, that would be Dick Masterson.

Unknown_03: Although, Jim. It's me, Gator. Is that a shot? I mean, you keep saying little sly shit.

Unknown_08: I'm down there, Phil. I just say whatever comes to mind.

Unknown_03: No, you just say more sly shit. I mean, it's just kind of funny. I mean, I just don't understand. Where's the hostility coming from?

1:22:12
Unknown_08: There is no hostility. I'm just here for the quality of the program.

Unknown_03: Okay. I mean, it just seems a little hostile, is all I'm saying.

Unknown_08: People thought it was funny. Well, people are idiots.

Unknown_08: What do you mean? Why do you keep taking it out on the fan zone? What did the fan zone do?

Unknown_03: Well, no, I didn't say all people are idiots. I said some people are.

Unknown_08: I don't know. Gator can back me up on this. You've been hostile to the fans.

1:22:45
Unknown_03: Some people are definitely idiots for sure.

Unknown_14: Yeah. I'm calling the police. No, Gator. You don't need to.

Unknown_09: Nobody needs to get assaulted tonight.

Unknown_04: Gator, no. Don't. No, we can't. We can't. I'm on probation. Stop. We can't. No, come on.

Unknown_03: No.

Unknown_04: Gator, please. Don't call the police.

Unknown_03: No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No. No. No. No. No.

1:23:28
Unknown_03: but yeah as I was saying I don't even remember what is even on the tweet I know yeah it's memory loss evidence don't forget anything around Josh let me let me pull this up it was on the other screen it wasn't on this one that's why you couldn't see it

Unknown_03: Step one, create a problem. Step two, blame other people for not contacting you about it. Great fucking PR. And I did see Monkey and Asterios kind of fighting, I guess, earlier.

Unknown_03: I'm not sure what the deal there is. I know Dick's in Las Vegas this weekend, so if you're there tomorrow night, go out there and hit him up for sure.

1:24:19
Unknown_03: Dick Masterson.

Unknown_10: If you click on the tweet that Dick Masterson is quoting, that's the Stereo Coconut fight with Monkey.

Unknown_03: Okay, let me click on it. I already read through it, but I can read through it again. He said, have I been fired? That's not Asterios, but Monkey. Asterios, or not Asterios, but somebody else says, thought you opted out of this tour for a bit. Monkey says, this is like two months from now. Asterios says, as an actual PR person, creating less hilarious online drama and fake internet fights might be the best course of action for you right now. why not call or text me? I got a plan and you're included in it. Uh, then monkey says, why didn't you post about plans, including me on the internet before you told me about them? Uh, stereo says, dude, don't do this. Don't start some dumb public fight. I'm putting tickets on sale because we need the cash. And I read the rest, uh, basically saying they need to raise the cash to rent, rent the venues, uh, was the reason that, uh, that he put that, put that out there. So,

1:24:59
Unknown_03: other than that I don't know what's going on hey Gator do you know what's going on I don't think Gator knows but I'm not sure if anybody else can you tell us what's going on oh boy people have been in my DMs all day oh my god can you believe it can you believe that idiot he said he's an idiot

1:25:58
Unknown_10: i'm gonna have to give gator a chill out for a sec because i have to read this um historian wait historian rashid says i from the mid 16th century into the late 19th or early 20th century breaching was the occasion when a small boy was first dressed in breeches or trousers

Unknown_03: Young boys in the Western world were unbreached and wore gowns and dresses until an age that varied between two and eight. This is strange, but the story machine then says, here's the classic example of this practice continuing into more recent history. This is a photo of Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1884 at the age of two. As you can see, Goy, the drag kid phenomenon is not a recent phenomenon anymore. but an ages-old practice. And then Cog says, they're laughing at you, not with you, stupid fat fuck drinking. And then he says a few other things that we shouldn't say on D-Lob. It seems against their terms of service on D-Lob, but I understand. Yeah.

1:26:52
Unknown_03: I understand Cog's... Cog's an angry person, so... I could understand. He might not... Who? Cog is an angry person, so he might not... Cog's dead?

Unknown_03: Yeah, Cog's dead.

Unknown_08: No, Cog's dead. The guy that ran the quickie?

1:27:29
Unknown_03: No, Cog is dead.

Unknown_08: Gator...

Unknown_03: Yeah, Kong just died.

Unknown_29: Oh, okay. Thank you.

Unknown_03: Yeah, he passed away just now. That was his last will and testament. Kong just died.

Unknown_07: Yeah. Rest in peace.

Unknown_14: This queer smells drama. He's got rub his dick all over. He smells social justice. And the man just wants to see his nose run up their asses.

1:28:01
Unknown_03: you're dead now oh my god oh man it's sad we'll always honor your memory though as you can as you can tell how well my memory gets honored uh on this show okay uh let's see uh zugg zugg what's up man what do you want

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph. It's me, Gator. Yes, it's Gator! Gator is talking to you, ZogZog.

1:28:37
Unknown_04: What do you want?

Unknown_25: I just wondered, hey, what did they do? What was their ultimatum that you didn't agree to?

Unknown_03: What ultimatum? By the way, I just noticed. God damn it. I'm going to have to go back and download this. Anyway, that really makes me angry. What ultimatum? I don't know what you mean.

Unknown_25: You said you broke up with your boyfriends because of an ultimatum they put forward to you.

Unknown_03: No, I never said any such thing whatsoever.

1:29:10
Unknown_25: You said that earlier, though.

Unknown_03: No, I didn't.

Unknown_25: You said they come up with an ultimatum to which you didn't agree, and then you went your separate ways.

Unknown_03: with my oh boyfriends yeah I didn't say it because it's none of your business that's why why isn't it though because I said it wasn't there is no other reason I need other than it's not your business

Unknown_03: No, no, no. There is no other reason other than it's not your business.

1:29:42
Unknown_04: It was a private conversation.

Unknown_25: But it's not, though. You put this shit out on the internet.

Unknown_03: Now everyone is curious. You didn't pay me any money. I don't give a fuck. Get the fuck out of here. I owe you something.

Unknown_16: Rao, Rao, Rao, Rao, Rao, Rao. Gator, what was the alternative?

Unknown_03: Why do you tell me...

Unknown_03: because it wasn't your business and i really didn't want to go into the private conversations in the first place as it was but you know i felt i felt that i you know i needed to so i did but no it's not sure it's none of your it's not your it's very obvious what the ultimatum was i was gonna say it

1:30:30
Unknown_03: Yeah. You can say whatever you want. People say you ran... What do they say, Ralph? That's what the newspapers say about you. You can say whatever you want.

Unknown_08: You can say the pedophile incel king.

Unknown_03: You can say whatever you want, but

Unknown_09: Am I the king now?

Unknown_07: Is there a regency to this?

Unknown_03: You are the pedophile insult king!

1:31:04
Unknown_04: Yeah. Maybe even emperor, yes! Even Gator agrees!

Unknown_08: I'm just gonna take a guess, and Gator can back... Just yes or no, guess. Gator can...

Unknown_03: No, it ain't a yes or no guess. I'm just saying. I had a conversation with them.

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph's love of little boys.

Unknown_08: Gator, back up. Was the ultimatum, don't drink on stream, is that the ultimatum?

1:31:37
Unknown_03: I would actually say that was not the ultimatum.

Unknown_10: Really? There you go. Unbelievable.

Unknown_03: I will say that on record. And that's all I'll say. I mean, man, look.

Unknown_03: The whole thing's a joke. I mean, all this internet stuff. Dumb as fuck. I mean, we're all going to die at the end of the day. I mean, I hate to... Are you fucking, like, at all? No, but I'm just saying. I will say that, truly, that was not the ultimatum. Truly.

Unknown_03: Gator is still a friend of mine. We're estranged. Sure, whatever. I would never shit on that guy. He would never shit on me. I'm in no way worried about that. So the people who think all these juicy leaks are coming or whatever, it's never going to happen. So just suck my dick, basically.

1:32:12
Unknown_08: To Gator?

Unknown_03: Not you.

Unknown_08: Who was that directed to?

Unknown_04: I don't know.

Unknown_04: Not...

Unknown_04: I mean, in general, not Gator, in general.

Unknown_07: Yeah. Gator's down for it anyways. Oh, man.

1:32:45
Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator.

Unknown_08: Okay, so somebody posited a second potential ultimatum. They suggested that you would have to go to rehab.

Unknown_03: Um, they made some private comments to me that I didn't want to agree with as far as the long-term planning of the show.

1:33:18
Unknown_03: And that's what happened. So that, that's really all I'm going to say about it. So, yeah, I mean, you could ask me about any, I mean, any construction, but that's, that's, that's really all it was. So. Click, click, click, click, click.

Unknown_11: Yeah.

Unknown_08: I was waiting for something. I was hoping it would be more spectacular, but yeah, it works. Might as well be.

1:33:53
Unknown_03: Ah, it is what it is. Let's see. They're still letting you on. How are you still on D-Live? What's going on here? How long until Fuckface from England gets you bad from D-Live anyway?

Unknown_08: I don't know. They warned me because I was reading aloud tweets that had racial epithets on them, and they sent me an email saying, don't do that. I'm calling the police.

Unknown_03: He's watching your ass, dude. That dude is the most psychotic. I ran up against some people who really hated me, and I still run up against them sometimes.

1:34:24
Unknown_03: This is the most dedicated hater I've ever seen in my life. This guy...

Unknown_08: Well, he thinks it's like a crusade. He actually genuinely believes that he's a good guy fighting evil or some shit, which is just sad.

Unknown_03: which makes it even worse, but this guy actually thinks he's a crusader. And I mean, I could call him out, whatever. Uh, he's got like 18 aliases. He's a big Evan essence, uh, fan too. He's one of the only people on your site actually sat and read about. Cause most of these people, I mean, honestly, uh, well I did, I read, I've been in my own thread once, uh, No, that's bullshit.

1:35:00
Unknown_08: I know you read both 8chan and the Kiwi Farms. I don't.

Unknown_03: Actually, I swear to God on my life, I have not read Kiwi Farms. Well, that's not going to hold well when you fucking die of alcohol poisoning in like a week because you just swore on your life about something I know for a fact is wrong. No, no. I'll tell you the truth. I have read those publications many times.

Unknown_03: You said once. You said literally once.

Unknown_03: No, I said I've read them before.

1:35:37
Unknown_03: I said I read them once in the last three weeks.

Unknown_07: Oh, in the last three weeks.

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_03: Once in the last three weeks. And I'll tell you why. Sometimes there's good news and stuff on there, actually.

Unknown_03: And it's entertaining. It's fun to be a part of. But it's just a lot of negativity. And it's just... I don't know. Not much point in it. If there's anything too huge, somebody will send it to me anyway. So...

Unknown_03: why even why even do it but no i mean i have a lot i've posted direct links from cow on to fucking twitter what are you talking about yeah of course i'm talking like are you trying to say i'm lying about about the frequency that you read cow in the forum yeah i think you read it consistently uh well i mean that's not the well i'll say this uh i used to read cow freak pretty frequently um

1:36:34
Unknown_03: kibbe farms a little less frequently um but you know i mean a bunch of people it is kind of a weird phenomenon a bunch of people uh sit around maybe thought think about it's not real don't don't don't do this don't you try to say people that sit around and watch internet drama are losers don't you say it no i know you're going there i smell it

Unknown_09: You don't smell shit.

Unknown_03: Definitely not. Definitely not. You might smell some shit, but definitely not any pussy. But anyway, it's just, I don't know. It's just kind of strange. I mean, to completely obsess. Now, some people will make a post or a comment or say, oh, you know, fuck Ralph. I hope that fat fuck dies or whatever. That shit, I mean, actually, that shit makes me laugh more than anything.

Unknown_03: But some of the amount of detective work actually put into some of this is, I mean, it is crazy almost, really. I mean, I'm just going to be real with you.

1:37:32
Unknown_08: Yeah, well, it's usually one person very dedicated to a certain topic that goes into it. It's not like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

Unknown_03: I mean, it's not... Yeah, that's true. It's usually not like, oh, you know, 1,800 people focused on one person. Usually it's one person with either a grudge or some type of inside knowledge.

Unknown_03: And Kibbe Farms, look, dude, I've used Kibbe Farms on my site, and I've never...

Unknown_03: i mean i think i have slagged them off truth be told uh but they did it just now you did it like 30 seconds ago you said that it's crazy i mean there are crazy people on i mean you would say the same thing what the fuck there are

1:38:16
Unknown_09: Oh, yeah, but I also never say that I wouldn't slag them off.

Unknown_08: I make fun of them all the time. I compare them to cats. Yeah, I know you do. I call myself a cat lady because I got all these fucking cats. I got like 18,000 cats that are fucking crazy.

Unknown_09: You slag them off all the time. All the time. That's what I'm saying. But you just said you would never slag them off.

Unknown_03: So what exactly did I say that slag them off?

Unknown_08: You said that they were crazy and obsessive over you, and you said, let's get right down to it. They're crazy, obsessive that they get.

1:38:54
Unknown_03: Actually, I don't think I ever said I would never slag them off. I don't know. I would have to go back and check the audio. But what I said was I might slag them off.

Unknown_03: at least i don't know i'd have to check the audio but regardless i i might snag them off but they've also done good things too you can also be you know like chapelle says you know the hero that rapes uh so to speak i mean that's a joke you would have to watch his special uh to understand i wouldn't expect you to get it but um

1:39:34
Unknown_03: I mean, you can also do good things and just be weird. I mean, that's not strange, is it?

Unknown_08: No. The way you phrased it was very strange. I don't think the forum has raped anybody. I disavow if there's been sexual assault on account of the forum.

Unknown_03: Well, not if you listen to... Actually, let's see. I'm going to have to play this now. It's so sad that people...

1:40:08
Unknown_03: I don't even know if Netflix lets you play that, actually.

Unknown_03: Anyway, the theory of the whole skit is, yeah, he's a hero, but he rapes. And he did all this for the black community, and he helped all these black actors, but he raped a lot of people. And, of course, it's a completely fucked up joke, and it's made in order to mock the idea that you can't make those jokes. completely fucked up jokes. I would very much suggest that you go watch the original Chappelle show version. I can't find a clip right now because they're fucking blacklisted on YouTube. But if someone can find a clip... I do have some problems with dealing with social media. Is that your problem? That's my problem. That's it. that's it that's definitely it so pretty much everyone in here has seen this clip in the first place is the hilarious part like i mean i'm not saying your line josh but i mean it's a pretty i mean people it's i think it's this comeback concert people are suggesting that you are intoxicated people who are not me there's other people well who are those people

1:41:38
Unknown_08: uh demon john ralph it's me gator is doing it are you doing it gator yeah oh gator how dare you i mean what am i supposed to say to that ralph ralph ralph ralph ralph ralph ethan ralph it's me gator

Unknown_34: There's a video of Gator is back!

Unknown_03: Gator is back!

Unknown_11: Are you back, Gator? Yeah. Oh shit, he's back!

Unknown_34: He's back. He's back.

Unknown_14: Josh, man, do you have anything else?

1:42:31
Unknown_14: No. Real Monday, Matt's apparently in the chat. He's co-signing with Ethan Ralph. Love of little boys.

Unknown_34: Thank you, man.

Unknown_14: Take it easy. He kicked me.

Unknown_29: He kicked me.

Unknown_34: He's back.

Unknown_03: Josh, man, you got anything else?

1:43:05
Unknown_34: No.

Unknown_08: Is that it? I'm all set.

Unknown_03: Okay. All right. Thank you, man. I appreciate it.

Unknown_03: all right that's it yes i'm into the kill stream early because uh i just don't feel like doing it for them i will unmute uh dame pesos to thank him uh for coming on appreciate it i have a new one when i hear it okay yes i eat poop and i'm a homosexual go fuck yourself

1:43:41
Unknown_03: Alright, later bro Later Song? Do I even have a song?

Unknown_34: Not really Let's see

Unknown_34: It's functional today, so there's that.

Unknown_08: I'm not sure that one fits the actual song.

Unknown_08: He's so drunk. How does he deny it? Oh, fuck it.

Unknown_34: I didn't know that he was off probation.

1:44:19
Unknown_20: I think that answers a lot of things. Oh, yeah. Is he done? Yeah, he's done.

Unknown_08: That's funny.

Unknown_20: I feel a lot less concerned for him if he's able to... It sounds weird, but I'm a lot less concerned for him if he's able to operate a stream properly, I guess. Fucking, uh...

1:45:03
Unknown_08: Dame isn't in my chat, so I can't invite him. Ralph didn't realize the entire stream that Dame agreed to sign on so he could be as unfunny as possible and completely fucking frustrate him. And it might have failed. It might have failed, but I got on, and he broke me. There was a point where it clicked in my head that he wasn't just being unfunny. He was being unfunny intentionally, and my brain snapped, and I just started laughing so hard. I have a migraine now.

Unknown_08: Because he broke me.

1:45:41
Unknown_08: Ugh. I've never experienced anything like that in my entire life. That was fucking insane. ...on Discord, because I have... Wait, do I have my Instagram on Discord?

Unknown_19: I think I do.

Unknown_08: Here, cut up your... Cut up your mic and unmute the stream and adjust the audio levels. Sure.

Unknown_06: I'll talk about it for maybe 10 minutes before I have to go with that, because I've been up all night.

Unknown_08: I was going to watch... Stayed up for this.

1:46:13
Unknown_08: The fool. The damn fool. I sent a message to Dami. I don't know if he'll see it or not.

Unknown_08: i don't think i think he he's not going to say anything because that if he says anything it's going to uh i'm gonna be propagated i mean yeah i think i don't know i think it'll just depend on on um how like i think the next week of his ability to stream is going to be what is uh determines cut yourself up again if you haven't already oh sorry

1:47:05
Unknown_20: Let me do that real quick. Also, I do apologize if I cut out at any point. There was a lot of lightning out. No, that's fine.

Unknown_08: I'm not going to be up for much longer because I'm tired.

Unknown_08: I don't know. I've tried to be nice. I've tried to be nice to everybody. Yeah, no, no. Because it's, like, especially on the forum and stuff, like, we have, like, a protocol for dealing with people who join the forum and then get discovered because of the forum as being a lolcal. And there's, like, a warning system where you get, like, a warning shot. Like, hey, you got to...

1:47:39
Unknown_08: You know, people are looking into you, and there's a good chance they're going to want to fuck with you because you're making a fool of yourself or something. And if they ignore me, they say, oh, I got it. It's handled. I throw my hands up like, okay.

Unknown_08: Well, you then, you got it. I'm trying to tell you the stove is hot.

Unknown_19: It's not my fault if you're too dumb to listen.

Unknown_08: Yeah, exactly. It's just like I will tell you in no uncertain terms that bad things are brewing, and if you choose not to listen to me, I have absolved myself of guilt.

1:48:13
Unknown_08: And I did that. I went on and I was like, do you think this is an issue that you should address? The chronic drinking. Every episode is the exact... To the point where it affects your ability to read the news and talk about people fucking with each other on the internet.

Unknown_20: To even operate your fucking OBS program.

Unknown_08: Yeah, like, even today, he didn't realize that he was down, like, 6 decibels, at least. Probably 10. And it was just him, because it wasn't down on... Once I joined, I realized it wasn't down on Discord. It was specifically... He had muted his input volume by 12 decibels, at the most. And I told him this. People were telling him this throughout the entire thing, and he didn't adjust it, ever.

1:48:44
Unknown_22: Hmm.

Unknown_08: And it's like, I don't know. Because, I mean, it wasn't just Gator maintaining OBS, was it?

Unknown_08: No, I think the show is broadcasted on his side.

Unknown_20: Yeah, it has to be.

Unknown_20: Yeah, so I think, although I think that Gator is the one that probably helped get, like, mic setups.

1:49:21
Unknown_08: Yeah, I think Gator configured OBS for him. Or at least talked him through it. Yeah, and sent him, like, the configuration file or something. Yeah. Without Gator there to fix it, it's just like...

Unknown_08: Yeah, it was pretty messy.

Unknown_08: He got mad at me for taking shots at him, but it's like, what do you think is the content for this stream, my friend?

Unknown_20: Yeah.

Unknown_20: No idea, dude. I think, like I said, I think next week is going to be what really tells what's going to happen from here on in. I think that... No, I'll make a prediction.

1:49:57
Unknown_08: I thought this stream would make or break it.

Unknown_08: I will adjust that prediction. The one with Dick Masterson is going... Because I think Dick is going to show up. Dick isn't going to back out.

Unknown_08: And if that shit is Don Lee Pesos again...

Unknown_08: I can't even imagine. Like, I don't think... Ralph is never going to stop streaming, because that's his job. Oh, yeah.

Unknown_08: Hola, amigo.

Unknown_14: Oh, there he is.

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator. Oh, hi, Gator. I missed you. Hello, Gator. Yeah. I sent... Oh, wait. Got Flamenco on tap.

1:50:32
Unknown_14: Not flamenco.

Unknown_20: Not that fucking sped. I sent him... I sent this motherfucker a DM.

Unknown_08: It's me, Gator. It's Gator.

Unknown_14: Hello, Gator.

Unknown_10: How are you?

Unknown_29: Yeah.

Unknown_09: It worked so well. I'm already pissed off. Ugh.

1:51:05
Unknown_08: What were you going to say? You're going to interrupt me again. I hear you.

Unknown_10: How did you know?

Unknown_09: I hear your fucking hands on your keyboard, motherfucker. You have the buttons ready.

Unknown_09: I asked you what your plan was, and you said you didn't have a plan, and you're a fucking liar.

Unknown_08: Shut the fuck up for me, Gil.

Unknown_16: No one wants to hear it. This is preposterous.

1:51:38
Unknown_10: I didn't have a plan until I had a plan.

Unknown_10: I thought of this like an hour before the show.

Unknown_20: You've got the whole honest Matt setup thing, and it's really great.

Unknown_08: If he didn't do this, it would have just been an hour of him slurring through news articles.

Unknown_08: We probably should have just let it happen.

Unknown_08: That would have been worse.

1:52:13
Unknown_10: No. It was funny. My head still hurts.

Unknown_08: And I also wanted to give Gator a voice.

Unknown_10: Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator. It's Gator! Gator's on the call. How are you, Gator?

Unknown_10: Yeah!

Unknown_22: My head is pounding.

1:52:49
Unknown_20: Josh, you need to take some fucking aspirin. I need to hit my aspirin and water bottle up.

Unknown_08: Yeah, but like actual aspirin.

Unknown_20: Take something for a headache because I don't think you're going to get a night's sleep if you don't.

Unknown_08: How did he say he was sober? I don't know. Don't lie to me. I'm not a bitch nigga. Don't fucking lie to me. I will say this.

Unknown_20: I will say this.

Unknown_20: I believe that Ralph did not drink during the stream itself.

Unknown_08: You know what? That's probably what it was. He probably hadn't had a drink in like two or three hours. And I was like, oh, I'm stone cold sober. because because he was he was like throughout the progress of the thing you could hear him sobering up yeah no especially when he got angry at fucking gator gator's constant interruptions he sobered up real fucking fast at that shit yeah ethan rob it's me gator

1:53:24
Unknown_10: It's Gator.

Unknown_10: Gator's on the call. Are you here, Gator? Yeah. Oh, shit.

1:54:17
Unknown_20: So, I gotta ask, Adame, what's your take on all this?

Unknown_20: Yeah. Okay, there you go. Drink and take more pills, right?

Unknown_29: Yes! More pills.

Unknown_10: He listens only to those people. But what's the ultimatum?

Unknown_20: Oh, no, he he Josh was, I guess, somewhat.

Unknown_20: I said that I wasn't going to co-host the show if he wasn't going to be sober. That was right then. Why the fuck did he say I was wrong? I think it might have been like he might have construed it as like, OK, you can drink, but not like on the show.

1:54:53
Unknown_20: That might have been what he was... Well, that's what I said.

Unknown_08: I'm pretty sure... See, he gets real fucking pedantic with words when he wants to. And it's like, you're doing this intentionally. You know what the fuck I say. I flat out have said as much on...

Unknown_20: the uh on the kiwi farm stride and also the uh on on twitter i i've said i've said it as much like i'm 100 willing to come back to the show if he goes and gets help and sobers up but if he doesn't do it i'm not going to have a part in it i'm not going to enable it no well somebody called in and said yeah i had seen multiple people say that they were canceling patreon because they had addicts oh yeah and they didn't want to be a part of that

1:55:44
Unknown_20: I think that... There's a guy, I think, that keeps running track of Patreon supporters. I was a Patreon supporter of him. I couldn't... He's lost at least, I think, 17 Patreon supporters in the last three days.

Unknown_20: He's down to like 100.

Unknown_11: Yeah, he's down to 100 now, I think.

Unknown_20: Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown_20: I mean, like I've said before, my number one wish is that he gets better and shit, but he's not going to surround himself with people that are going to tell him to not drink.

1:56:28
Unknown_20: I don't know as much about the pills. I can't really tell the difference.

Unknown_08: He pointed out something that I didn't even think about until he pointed it out, is that he forgot something and said, oh, I guess that's a short-term memory loss. I guess that's a thing for your pile of evidence. It's like, motherfucker, I didn't even think about that until he brought it up. You must be real fucking self-conscious about that shit.

Unknown_20: Well, um...

Unknown_08: Yeah. I just knew that when he said Domino's coming on, like, Domino's taking pot shots at you. I knew it was going to be a shit show. That's why I even bothered. Yeah. I know.

1:57:01
Unknown_20: So what do you think Dick's going to do? Do you think Dick is going to, like, egg him on, or do you think Dick's going to be, like, coming clean to him?

Unknown_08: Dick's going to be nice to him until he is no longer nice to Dick. Because I know Dick can get mean. Yeah. But he knows that that's not a good show. He rages at abstract shit, and he gets mad at people who aren't there with him. I've never seen him mad with somebody, but I know he's got it in him. I know he can get mad. Because the way he is with the serials, we didn't get to talk about that because we were too late.

1:57:34
Unknown_20: Yeah, I'm, like, I'm so fucking out of the loop with the Maddox shit, and I don't know who, like, I know Maddox is somebody who got, like, really fucking pissed off that Dick was making fun of him.

Unknown_08: And Asterios got fired as a result because Maddox also sued his employer and a representative of the company. So he sued these three people for no fucking reason. And Asterios was the most fucked over by this. And he tried to file for countersuits, but he was essentially destitute very quickly into the lawsuit. And I think he expected that Dick Masterson would use his money to bankroll this countersuit, and Dick did not.

1:58:09
Unknown_08: And that caused friction and Assyrios took like I think he distanced himself from the show basically and the tensions grew kind of cold but he made it very clear that he anticipated Dick to spend his money on that lawsuit. Which is just, you know, if I was Dick, I would be saving every fucking penny I could. Because that shit's not going to last forever. They're going to get rid of Dick eventually. Dick knows that he's on the chopping block. He's farther up the chopping block because he's older and knows how shit works a little bit. But his day will come, as it all does. And he's making like...

1:58:44
Unknown_20: And he's way too high profile for the stuff that he's doing.

Unknown_08: Yeah. Yeah. His days is numbered, I'm pretty sure. And he knows that. And I think he puts every penny he can into cryptocurrency because there's a huge... uh crypto supporter which is why he's not funding random bullshit lawsuits and you think about it's like oh why why can't you spare thirty thousand dollars if you make twenty thousand a month on this lawsuit it would be tons of content for you you don't know that's coming you don't know that that money is coming in next month well that and patreon's gonna have a fucking problem how many fucking people do you think proposition did for money

1:59:38
Unknown_08: A lot of people. A lot. If he bankrolled every project he could afford, he'd have no money. I propositioned him for money. I pitched a project to him in December, and he wasn't interested. And I don't think, oh, Dick, you owe me that money. You make so much. Why can't you give me that money, Dick? It's just like... You got to make it... Yeah, yeah.

Unknown_20: Like, that's how investment works. You got to, you know... sell your sell your idea and if they don't like it you don't take it personally how much money does he owe you down there how much how much dick pesos does he owe you yeah

2:00:17
Unknown_14: So wait, now, is Dame's country also in the mid-set like a fucking coup?

Unknown_17: No, I was making a bad joke.

Unknown_20: I'm thinking of Memology. He's been posting about white shit going on in his country.

Unknown_08: Memology is in El Salvador. No, I thought it was in Honduras. Oh, Honduras. And I think Dame is in Ecuador. That's probably wrong. I think Dame's Chilean, isn't he? Is he Chilean? No, yeah.

Unknown_08: He's not going to tell us, though. He's just going to say, yeah. Well, that's why he has Pinochet as his avatar.

Unknown_20: On Twitter, anyway, I think, right? I don't know. I don't care. Yeah. It's all the same shit to me.

2:00:53
Unknown_08: Hey, Josh. While I do callers, if you want to say something, get in, whatever. I got 10 minutes. Hey, Josh, real quick.

Unknown_10: I wanted to ask you what's the project you propositioned Dick Masterson?

Unknown_08: I wanted to do a YouTube computer. I had an idea for it.

2:01:23
Unknown_08: My idea centered around peer-to-peer technology for live streaming, which is conceptualized in this Russian software I found that uses peer-to-peer for live streaming. And I've also found a premium version from an Israeli company that does peer-to-peer live streaming. And I emailed that Israeli company. I said, you should release this technology as open source. And the Israeli guy said, no, we're going to sell this for money.

Unknown_10: I said, no.

Unknown_08: Yes. That's the gist of the conversation. I think he just knew it was too big of a project, I think. He didn't see a clear path for a return, so he wasn't interested.

Unknown_20: Josh, I hate to ask this, but this is something I always ask if I'm in a long, prolonged call with somebody.

2:02:07
Unknown_20: Can I get you to read a copy pasta for me?

Unknown_08: Sure. And then we take collars.

Unknown_13: Yeah.

Unknown_08: I'm going to post it in channel 33000.

Unknown_20: This copypasta right here.

Unknown_13: It's the only channel that we have.

Unknown_08: Yeah. Yeah. Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Animal Crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to town hall, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every Rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabel. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers knowing that those nuts should have been busted inside of Isabel's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human dog babies.

2:02:39
Unknown_08: My fucking mom caught me with the neighbor's dog. I dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours, and I'm worried she's going to take away my 3DS.

Unknown_08: I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

Unknown_08: Thank you. Thank you for that. You're welcome.

2:03:18
Unknown_08: All right.

Unknown_08: Let's go in order. Kaz.

Unknown_08: Kaz. Kaz.

Unknown_08: Three.

Unknown_26: Josh, Josh, Josh.

Unknown_08: Yes, hi.

Unknown_08: What do you got?

Unknown_26: What do you want to say?

Unknown_26: I just wondered, we've got no real reference point of how sober he is.

Unknown_08: Oh, I've talked to him where he sounds sober. I've talked to him when he woke up in the morning once and he just called me on the phone and we had a conversation. And I know how he sounds sober. He doesn't slur shit.

2:03:50
Unknown_26: Yeah, but he doesn't sound extremely direct today, though, right?

Unknown_08: No, he sounded like... My prediction is that he said he was sober because he thinks he's sober because he hasn't had a drink in several hours. But he's drunk today.

Unknown_20: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that he did not have any alcohol during the show.

Unknown_08: Yeah, I didn't hear any drinking and he talked too much for him to fit in drinks as far as I could tell.

Unknown_26: How about the whole, like, how he said he wasn't taking any pills?

2:04:22
Unknown_08: Bullshit. It has to be bullshit.

Unknown_26: Aspirin. That's absolute shit because he sounds like he was on...

Unknown_08: Yeah, you could hear the fucking pill bottle.

Unknown_26: Yeah, I mean, not just that. It just... He clearly said that he would not talk about drugs on stream.

Unknown_08: And then he walked right back and said, no, I don't... I don't believe it.

Unknown_20: Now, I don't know anything really about his personal life and this sort of thing. Did he just recently get off of parole?

2:04:53
Unknown_08: Or probation or whatever? Yes, he said that. Okay. which would mean that he could, I mean, he could take Xanax. I figured he's been on it before, right? Couldn't he just get the script?

Unknown_26: Well, that's what I was thinking. I was thinking he's gone to the doctor, saying all this shit with his dad and all that, because obviously it has affected him.

Unknown_26: And, you know, they've given him scripts for

Unknown_08: Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure... I just wish he would admit shit. Yeah, that's what's frustrating. That and he seemed very, very...

2:05:29
Unknown_08: Like, that doesn't read Cal in Cuba. It's wrong.

Unknown_08: It's just wrong. I know it's wrong.

Unknown_08: So this is what addicts do, though. Yeah, they deny it. It's very typical. The thing that made me lose a lot of sympathy for him is that he shuts out anyone who does not tell him what he wants to hear. And that's what far-gone junkies do. And it's like, why even bother? Why waste your time?

Unknown_26: Yeah, I know. And it is frustrating. The only thing I could really... think he's going to eventually hit rock bottom. But if he's on alcohol, it takes about five years, I think, for someone to hit rock bottom with alcohol. So it will take... I just wish he would embrace it, and especially the gun stuff. I wish he would embrace the gun. I think he tried to. He tried to, but he can't.

2:06:05
Unknown_20: He did at some point.

Unknown_26: Chat was posting movie titles with the word gun in it, and he was starting to play along, and he was having a fun time with it.

Unknown_20: I don't think it's that.

Unknown_20: Yeah, but he just can't accept it.

Unknown_26: It's too funny.

Unknown_08: There's too many fucking people. What have I done? There's more call-ins for this shit. This bullshit I'm fucking doing right now that nobody should be watching. And then for the actual show thing.

2:06:42
Unknown_26: Alright, well, bring someone else on. Cheers, Josh.

Unknown_08: Yeah, I'm glad you did. Okay, I want to give him priority to this man, because he has the potential to be funny.

Unknown_15: He drowned for about five minutes.

Unknown_08: I stole you from your friends, your conversation's over. Welcome to the new one.

Unknown_08: Hey guys, how's it going?

Unknown_15: Pretty good. Hey, I have some insight on what's really going on with Ralph, okay? You all think he's drunk. He's not, he's been binge eating again, but this time it's been rum cakes. He's getting just a little tiny bit of alcohol at a time.

2:07:15
Unknown_08: Yeah, and jello shots.

Unknown_15: So Thai blood sugar is what you're saying? Hey, I have a question about Kiwi Farms. Maybe you can answer it? Go for it. How do they not have a thread about Christopher Elf? Who the fuck is that?

Unknown_15: He's a guy who is like the skinny, even more flamboyantly gay Chris Chan.

Unknown_15: He wears paper elf ears and he goes to little kids parades and he dances and he tries to friend them all on Facebook, and he talks like this.

2:07:48
Unknown_09: Hey, guys, it's Christopher Elf.

Unknown_15: Oh, God.

Unknown_15: I would post a link, but I can't post for 10 minutes.

Unknown_08: Oh, yeah, that happens.

Unknown_15: DM it to me.

Unknown_08: I have cyber bullies who come into my chat, and they post hateful things that just nauseate me, so I have to keep my things on straight.

Unknown_20: Now, are they rape swastikas? Because that's what people started posting in my Discord. Foot swastikas, the worst. Ah, okay, foot swastikas, gotcha.

Unknown_08: Okay. Oh, my God. What the fuck?

Unknown_08: Oh, wow. What the fuck? What the hell? Well, this is from like nine years ago. That's why... Oh, he's got like four other channels where he talks about being banned from Facebook for friending too many little kids. Make a... He's also called the Parade Elf Kid, if that helps.

2:08:21
Unknown_15: I'll give you that, too.

Unknown_08: Okay. Thank you. I will look into this. And I don't know.

Unknown_08: This is physically intimidating. I'll put it... I guess I can put this up. Oh, he could hold down a grown man, and I'm sure he's done it many times.

Unknown_15: Oh, jeez. Oh, God. What, I gave you a little chub there?

2:08:53
Unknown_20: No, no. It's almost an urge to vomit.

Unknown_15: Oh, is this the flamenco? Yeah, this is the flamenco. What happened? Why aren't you guys there? You peered out of nowhere, as far as I know, and then suddenly he hates you.

Unknown_20: So, like I said, me and Gator both told him flat out that we're not going to co-host if he's going to be drinking to the extent that he is, like, right now.

Unknown_15: Well, basically, you were the host then, right? He was the co-host if you're doing all the work.

2:09:25
Unknown_20: See, I don't know, because I don't... So...

Unknown_20: like a week ago he goes like last week we did the um the christian sample um we did that mostly because he had just gone completely radio he had no idea where he was so you're going you're going robot really bad is that me or is that him It might be me. Like I said, there's a massive storm where I am. I'm getting it. It might be the server.

2:09:58
Unknown_08: Yeah, it is the server, I think. I can try to change the regions real quick. Christopher Elf is just too powerful. I know. I pulled that fucking video and played three seconds of it and my goddamn server's crashing.

Unknown_15: Oh, jeez.

Unknown_15: Don't play the Pokemon Pikachu wall. It's really fucking loud.

Unknown_08: This is Elf Pokemon Peach. Yeah, I did. I played it for three seconds. I'm like, okay, nobody can hear anybody if I play this.

Unknown_20: So, yeah, we me and Gator are like talking about how, you know, because we haven't heard anything from Ralph and we don't know if this is like a long extended thing or anything like that. And we're just trying to like get some shows on to keep the audience like placated so they don't move on to somewhere else.

2:10:33
Unknown_20: And then he comes back on Monday without like any word and like the audio is all fucked up and everything. And then Wednesday, you know, me and Gator are both on. And yeah, there you go.

Unknown_15: Do you feel like the rest of the Beatles when Ringo sings a song?

Unknown_20: Probably.

Unknown_20: Dude, I get it. I get that a lot of people find me to be annoying and I can completely understand why.

Unknown_15: Oh, I've just met you and you're already annoying me.

Unknown_20: Hey, no offense taken, man.

2:11:15
Unknown_18: I do have some problems with... Shut the fuck up, Flamenco!

Unknown_16: No one wants to hear it!

Unknown_22: Shut the fuck up!

Unknown_08: You guys sit right there. I'm going to jump into free-for-all and let everybody scream real quick. Everybody, yell at the top of your lungs.

Unknown_22: Watch Jaden Hypernova on YouTube.

Unknown_06: That's enough of that. Anything else, my friend?

Unknown_15: No, I'll sign out. Thanks for popping in.

Unknown_08: I waited in Ralph's thing for like 30 minutes as Brianna Wu.

2:11:50
Unknown_15: So I could yell at him as Brianna Wu, but he didn't bring me in. He was a chicken shit. Brianna Wu is running for Congress.

Unknown_08: Do you follow that?

Unknown_15: Yeah, I'm going to run against him next time he runs. I'll be old enough. Are you in his district?

Unknown_15: No, but I could move there.

Unknown_15: That's long con. I could drive there in like two hours. I could at least show up.

Unknown_08: Well, if you're in Massachusetts, you don't even have to move. You don't have to live there to run.

Unknown_20: Isn't the district that Wu's in heavily blue, though?

2:12:23
Unknown_08: Massachusetts, yeah. It would be up against Stephen Lynch and Breonna Wu. But the thing is that they do DNC debates. So you would have to register as a Democrat and then run. If you can get like 1,000 signatures, they have to put you on the ballot, and the DNC would have to let you into the debates for that district.

Unknown_15: Oh, it's very simple. I would beat up Tonka, take his wheelchair, tell them I'm a gay, crippled Puerto Rican, and that I'm very light-skinned for Puerto Rican. yeah that's way more disprivileged than uh the son of larry flint i would say yeah there you go yeah i would vote for you i'd vote for you too yeah dominic would vote illegally i'll bow out on my note so toodaloo guys yep take it easy good luck with your campaign guy all right uh god there's so many people what the fuck do i do

2:13:15
Unknown_08: Either take some actual aspirin or just cut it short. You want cognitive? Is that what you're saying?

Unknown_20: Oh boy, here we go.

Unknown_08: Hi! Sorry, I ripped you from your conversation. You're now on the thing. I think he's streaming.

Unknown_24: Wait a minute. I'm going to make the connection. I've had a lot of donations from Melanie's swollen nipples. Is that something to do with something?

Unknown_08: I have no idea who that is.

Unknown_08: I guess Gator knows.

Unknown_08: gator do you know ethan ralph it's me gator is gator's drag name or uh ethan's drag name melanie is that the swollen nipple yeah okay i don't know i don't know someone was just talking about melanie or some shit like that do i know who melanie is no i don't know i didn't even know i've been pulled on air good to see you guys sorry i was just in a fucking free-for-all hello there sorry my bad it's

2:14:05
Unknown_24: Good to see you, Josh, and Flamenco. Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator.

Unknown_14: Are you dead?

Unknown_08: Are you the dead person?

Unknown_24: How did I die? I literally tuned out for that one second.

Unknown_08: He said something about Cod, because you sent him a super chat or something, calling him a fat piece of shit or something. I didn't send him anything, but it's good to know that people... He read it, and then he said something like, I think he shit-talked you. But he said Cog. And I'm like, who the fuck is Cog? You mean CogsDev, the PVCC guy? The former troll? And he's like, no, no, the guy from Stream.me. I'm like, oh, okay. But he slurred or something. And we thought he said you were dead. No, he definitely did. That's the only bit we caught was he was like, CogsDev. And I was just like, I died? He tried to repeat the name CogsDev. And he said CogsDead. Because he's intoxicated. And that's what he heard.

2:14:36
Unknown_24: He definitely had had a drink. What do you think? Did he have a drink tonight?

Unknown_14: This queer smells drama and he's got to rub his dick all over it. He smells social justice and the man just wants to stick his nose right up their ass.

2:15:12
Unknown_14: Yeah. Stunning and brave.

Unknown_11: The weather's good.

Unknown_08: Oh, this. That. That's a picture of Andy's sister, I think. And I think she was once fat. Oh, jeez. Because her breasts have deflated and her nipples are oblong like footballs. Like football head from Hey Arnold. Yeah.

Unknown_20: It's not true. Oh, no. No, even God's agreeing with me. The fucking thunder is like, no, there's something weird with them.

2:15:49
Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator. It's Gator!

Unknown_10: Hello, Gator.

Unknown_20: You're able to deliver that line every single time with the same... It's Gator! Did you record your own laugh?

2:16:22
Unknown_08: Yeah.

Unknown_09: You don't even have a button for no. You don't have a button for no.

Unknown_11: You're ethically bankrupt.

Unknown_02: Like, why should I listen to you?

Unknown_11: Yeah.

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_11: All right.

Unknown_08: I want to talk to ZugZug before I get too tired. Do you have anything else, Cog?

2:16:56
Unknown_24: Oh, no, no. I just came up with one while I was dead. I thought you might know.

Unknown_08: Because he slurred the name CogsDev, and it became CogsDead. Oh, I just, you know.

Unknown_24: Inquire into the information to my death or even a fight that I heard might have been happening at the start of the week and, you know, it's been a long week of drunken streams.

Unknown_24: They get mixed up. It's okay. Maybe it did. All right.

Unknown_08: I'll see you guys later anyway.

Unknown_24: Enjoy yourself. Take it easy. All right.

Unknown_08: Zagzag.

2:17:28
Unknown_08: Oh, hello. Hi. You got on to the show. Didn't you try to help him? Were you friendly? I can't tell if you were friendly. You're probably friendly.

Unknown_08: Sort of both.

Unknown_25: I mean, I was actually wondering for real. I wanted to ask Flamenco the same question because I'm sure I can pressure some Jews out of him.

Unknown_20: I'm sorry, what now?

Unknown_25: about your your you gator and ralph's little uh oh oh you said truths we we all heard jews that's what that's what you said okay no i did say jews like as in juice as in moisture juice um no like i said before uh me and gate me me and gator just said that we're not going to co-host a stream if he's not going to be sober um

2:18:19
Unknown_20: And we said that he needed to go get help. And we're just not going to enable the co-hosting bit if he doesn't get help. So that's all I have to say on that.

Unknown_20: And he disagreed.

Unknown_20: uh yeah yeah he did not take it he did not take it uh very well his his argument is always that his best shows are when he's drunk but i mean my my counter to that and what i said and he didn't have a good answer for was one of the most one of the things that people remember most fondly that gets brought up when he says that is the corin stream where it was like dick masterson jim i think it was the first stream where me and jim were together on anything

2:18:59
Unknown_08: And James Alsup was there. It was a bunch of people. And that crazy lady was on it. And he was blackout drunk for the entire thing. Like, blackout fucking drunk. And it's like, if your best dreams are when you're removed from them, that's not a point in your favor. Yeah.

Unknown_20: I mean, also, like, the problem is, is that, like, I don't know if he's an alcoholic. I honestly don't know if he's an alcoholic. He is.

Unknown_25: Let's not sugarcoat it.

Unknown_22: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Unknown_25: But for Monday and Wednesday, though, he was completely non-functional.

2:19:44
Unknown_20: Just completely not functional whatsoever.

Unknown_08: He couldn't even say hello to you. Here, I'll play this so that people know what I'm talking about. But I've named it Xanax at MP4. I'll put it in the chat, and I'll just play it on three. It's in the channel, and I'll play it in three, two, one. I don't know if that's on purpose.

Unknown_03: I'm assuming that it is.

Unknown_03: Let me bring in Gator Flamenco. How you gentlemen doing?

2:20:19
Unknown_03: You can't hear me either, can you?

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator.

Unknown_20: Yeah, so, like, you know, because I don't know if he's an alcoholic. Like I said, I don't know if he's an alcoholic. I don't know if he has, like, physical dependence or mental dependence or anything like that. The former alcoholic, I can tell you, he definitely does.

2:20:54
Unknown_25: If he doesn't drink, he'll get really ill. Oh, right.

Unknown_20: But the thing that I was worried about was is that it's not only that he was...

Unknown_20: He was completely non-functional. He was also getting agitated at the chat and lashing out at them. You specifically, dude. I was watching your show yesterday.

Unknown_16: I don't care. Can I just say something?

Unknown_25: I think he treated you very unjustly, to be honest. I think he should have been way kinder to you, especially after all you've done to him. And I can't believe you didn't lash out harder than you did, to be quite honest with you. i one i didn't want any because you know every there was a large audience there and mostly it's because specifically because there's a large audience there you want to like tell him off at some point because i did honestly you and gator if you want a functional relationship with somebody you can't humiliate them one fucking And I also didn't want it to... But it's not functional, though. Even when you were nice to him, it's still not functional.

2:21:27
Unknown_08: Well, if you aspire to have a functional relationship with someone, you don't fucking pro-Jerry, though.

Unknown_20: It's not even about our personal relationship. I honestly don't care. I'm getting ready to go to school full-time, so I'm not even going to be able to... I was going to phase out anyway over the next two months, but I didn't want him to...

2:22:02
Unknown_20: just completely crash and burn and have like a billion people talking shit about him because like he was you know yelled at by his co-host or something like that i didn't want i didn't want to feed any drama i understand but you could have you could have gone on and just softly you know i'm not saying you should have like yeah i did it off air or anything yeah i did it off air oh okay one thing i do want to say to interrupt you should have done it on here i know i i know for a fact i brought this up what happened to nora

2:22:45
Unknown_20: I have not heard a single thing from Nora. Supposedly Gator has her contact information, but I haven't heard anything.

Unknown_08: Yeah. He tried to call her during the Wednesday stream or during that one stream where it was like Sophie's legs up in the air for like six hours. He tried to call her then or something. And I don't think he got through, but he said that she would be coming on this stream. And I brought that up. I tried to slightly ask and say like, Oh, you know, is Nora joining us the second half or something? And he didn't reply. He like completely ignored it.

Unknown_20: Yeah, I have no clue, dude. You gotta have some clue. No, I don't. I don't have Nora's contact information. She doesn't have a Twitter anymore, so I have no means in which to contact her.

2:23:20
Unknown_20: Have you been in contact with her on Discord or anything? No, I've never DM'd her on Discord. I've retweeted her and replied to some of her tweets before, but that's pretty much it.

Unknown_25: Yeah, because she used to show up, like, all the time, both on his Discord and on other Discords and in the chat, so I haven't seen her around.

Unknown_20: She's a full-time, like, third-year med student. Yeah, she's a doctor. She's busy.

2:23:52
Unknown_25: I mean, okay, if that's the case, then fine. If she's busy, then I can understand. But I just think it's a little weird that Ralph gets to... this major depression and he goes into drunken sloppery and pill abuse and Nora stops showing up and you know his fucking hosts leave him he crashes everything that he built up from such a long time ago I mean I'm actually surprised that this whole thing has just evolved the way that it has like I said dude I have no clue I hope

2:24:27
Unknown_20: I hope she's talking to him. Maybe that, I don't know, but, uh,

Unknown_08: We could go in circles about this. Yeah, exactly.

Unknown_20: Like I said, I just didn't want to drag it out in public. I'd rather do it behind closed doors so it doesn't feed into more drama.

Unknown_08: I'm going to pass out, but I feel bad for all the people in chat. I have an idea. Okay, here's what I'm going to do. I am going to be a good host, and I'm going to enter the Push to Talk channel, and I will let people say whatever the fuck they want for three minutes. It's going to be a disaster, but I don't know how else to do it.

2:25:00
Unknown_20: Oh, God. I can't go on there. They'll get my fucking DLive kicked.

Unknown_08: Yeah, okay. If you want to join me there. But otherwise, thank you. Thanks for having me on here.

Unknown_08: I'll see you. I don't know. I don't talk to people regularly. Wait, wait, wait. Does Gator want to say something? Gator wants to say something.

Unknown_14: Ethan Ralph, it's me, Gator. Holy shit, it's Gator!

Unknown_10: He deserves so much better. Hey, Helen, you what?

Unknown_10: You want to hear it? Yes. Yes.

2:25:31
Unknown_08: I'm desperate for it. Tell me.

Unknown_10: Here it comes. Three, two, one.

Unknown_03: I asked him, I was like, Flamiko, are you autistic? And you go, actually, yeah, I'm severely autistic. And then you said, yeah, I think they call it Asperger's. And I'm just sitting here thinking, what in the world? Flamiko just admitted he had Asperger's live on air.

Unknown_18: So at least you didn't admit to having trash burgers.

Unknown_25: Well, that's one of the main problems. Yeah. that is all i'm sorry okay it was great all right

2:26:13
Unknown_08: Thank you, my friends. I don't talk to any of you ever, so I would say I'll see you next time. There may not be a next time. I may be dead. What do you mean? You've seen me before. I've seen you. Last time we talked was like six months ago. Very long, yes.

Unknown_20: I have to say, Null, talking to you about Chris Chan, which you know, made it all worth it.

Unknown_08: Made it all worth it.

Unknown_08: Next time fate compels the three of us, the four of us, I guess. I think that'll be when Barb dies. When Barb dies. Yeah. When we have to... Okay, till our paths cross again. I'll be leaving. Bye.

2:26:44
Unknown_20: We have to call, like, social services.

Unknown_08: When Ralph dies live on air and we're all just there for some reason. Okay. See you guys. No, I'm ready.

Unknown_10: I'm ready for it.

Unknown_13: Wait.

Unknown_10: Go. Wait. Go. I have another one. Go. Let's do it.

Unknown_13: We're queer, little queer. Please put it in my rear. I love queers and homosexuals.

Unknown_09: Where was Jim at?

2:27:16
Unknown_08: The entire time.

Unknown_20: Did Jim tweet about this?

Unknown_08: I don't know. I think Jim was listening to that.

Unknown_20: I think the last tweet that he made was about how great Bloodstained is, which it is. It's a fantastic game if you like Castlevania.

Unknown_08: If Jim was listening, he's probably hanged himself.

Unknown_10: I think Dick Masterson wants to comment.

Unknown_30: I eat poop and I'm a homosexual. Go fuck yourself.

Unknown_10: Dick!

Unknown_09: It's the elimination!

2:27:51
Unknown_15: All right, Josh. Go, go, go.

Unknown_08: I know what he's doing. I know what he's fucking doing. He's keeping me alive with these fucking clips. Fuck you. He's curing your aneurysm. Okay, Kaz. What do you got? Say something.

Unknown_26: Okay, right. All right.

Unknown_26: It's just, it's about his drinking, obviously.

Unknown_08: Yes. But be quick. There's going to be noise. He's not ready.

Unknown_26: He's not ready. He's not ready to give up.

Unknown_08: Oh, no. He needs to be ready.

Unknown_26: No one is going to let him. He's no one's going to. Yes. Yes. No one's going to persuade him. Right. He needs to hit rock bottom and then he'll recover. That's how addicts work.

2:28:23
Unknown_08: Yes. That's how it works. That's why I stopped trying and I just started laughing until I hurt.

Unknown_26: Yeah. He needs to do it himself when he's ready. He'll be ready, but he's not ready.

Unknown_08: Okay, anybody else want to chime in while you can? Yeah, I got something.

Unknown_25: Josh, you can spare five more minutes.

Unknown_08: What are you, a fucking businessman? Motherfucker, it's almost 8am. I've been up all night. I want to go to bed. Oh, you should have talked about that furry. What furry?

2:28:58
Unknown_26: On his stream. The one you were talking about in the chat. You were like,

Unknown_26: The one that fucks birds.

Unknown_08: Oh, the eagle guy? I'll handle the eagle guy. I didn't want to bring that up. I didn't want to bring any content to the platform. I just wanted to laugh like a retard. Can I get a TLDR on eagle fuck?

Unknown_08: Go to this website called the Kiwi Farms and it's on the top of the page. It says eagle fucker. You just click the link. Josh! I don't actually have a...

2:29:29
Unknown_08: I actually have a question for you from the extension dispatch. Let's go.

Unknown_08: No, fuck off. I'm not happening. No, no, no.

Unknown_25: I'm not going to promote anything. Don't worry. I'm just asking you. He wants to know why you don't like him.

Unknown_08: I don't think he's trustworthy, and I would not ever send people I like to a platform or somebody I don't think is trustworthy. Come on, Josh.

Unknown_25: Out of all people on the internet, you're the one who said that. I mean, he has my number.

2:29:59
Unknown_08: He basically knows exactly who I am.

Unknown_25: He hasn't done one thing... I take my user privacy very seriously.

Unknown_08: I burn information as much as I can, and I would not send somebody to dispatch his service. I would never trust him not to use that information against people.

Unknown_21: You'd be a fool to give that guy your info. But you can still be his internet friend, though.

Unknown_08: No.

Unknown_08: Why not? I mean, I don't trust him. If he posts stuff... But why? Why not, though? If he posts stuff that's useful to me, I'll handle it. But I don't want to be friends with him. You don't have to be friends with him. I'm not friends with him. You said internet friends. Okay, don't be a fucking pedant.

2:30:31
Unknown_21: You can also be internet friends with someone without giving them your fucking phone number.

Unknown_08: Why do you have to give every fucking person all your details? Ladies, he's not that interested.

Unknown_08: I'm not asking for details. I'm just asking, like, why are you guys not on friendly terms? If this is a bitwave.tv intervention, I am done. I'm done. Just for fuck's sake, it's not. Spit it out. Let's go. Anything else? josh you can talk about hyper gova on youtube it's great he's an abusive tranny he records himself yelling at his family you've been trying to make me watch this guy for like three weeks anything else yes everybody but josh watch it he's not good enough josh i just want to say i really enjoy your streams please keep doing them yes i'm glad that you stream psych ralph

2:31:03
Unknown_06: I could not have sat through that by myself I'm glad that I didn't have to watch it and deal with horrible I'm glad my retarded idea it wasn't my idea I'm glad it worked out because I was afraid that it wouldn't be enough of a shit show but luckily it was a very big shit show and I got to suffer fuck this I'm done bye fuck that

2:32:00
Unknown_08: Okay, I need a song if you don't know okay people were saying that Josh I thought you're dead I haven't seen you up for one month motherfuckers go to mad at the internet.com I update all my fucking links every goddamn time I change anything it goes on mad at the internet.com I will fucking show you

Unknown_08: It's not a hidden secret or anything. This is the website. Just go here, and all my shit is up to date. Fucking go there. I haven't died. I can't believe people haven't got lost.

Unknown_08: My sweet lambs have been lost along the way, and it saddens me immensely.

Unknown_08: All right. All right, I got an outro song, then I'm gone.

2:32:49
Unknown_08: Alright, I think this is it. This better be the dirty version. I don't want no fucking censorship. There we go. Alright, see you guys later.

Unknown_01: Bartender, I really did it this time. Broke my parole to have a good time.

2:33:24
Unknown_01: So I kicked it in. She was tripping on the bills. I think she was high on some pills. She threw my shit out into the yard. Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard. And in my drunken stupor, I did what I should have never done. Now I'm sitting here talking to you, drunken on the run. I'm sitting at a bar on the inside.

Unknown_01: waiting for my ride on the outside she stole my heart in the trailer park so i jacked the keys to her fucking car and crashed that piece of shit then stepped away

2:34:19
Unknown_01: You know, Mo, I'll probably get 10 years, so just give me beers till they get here. Yeah, I know the sun is coming up, and y'all are probably getting ready for closing up, but I'm trying to drown my soul. I'm tired of this life on a dirt boat, and everything Everything that I love is gone and I'm tired of hanging on. She got me sitting at a bar on the inside waiting for my ride on the outside. She stole my heart in the trailer park. So I jacked the keys to her fucking car And crashed that piece of shit Then stepped away Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I'm headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should've did something I know it's my fault, but I wasn't happy it was over. She threw a fit, so I crashed a piece of shit. And now I'm going back again, back to the pen to see my friends. And when we all pile out that county van, they're gonna ask me where I've been, I've been.

2:35:13
Unknown_01: Waiting for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fucking car And crashed that piece of shit Then stepped away

2:36:07
Unknown_01: sitting at a bar on the inside and i'm waiting on my ride on the outside you know i crashed that piece of shit then i stepped away you know i crashed that piece of shit and then i stepped