Unprepared (May-9-2019) - Mad at the Internet 2019-05-08

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Unknown_14: So I call my fears the lonely way

Unknown_14: My heart could take a chance, but my two feet can't find a way You'd think that I could muster up a little soft, sheer, gentle sway But I don't feel like dancin', no sir, no dancin' today Don't feel like dancin', dancin' I'm givin' up and findin' the best to do Don't feel like dancin', dancin' Watchin' Cricket Town when I'm lovin' the mood Don't feel like dancin', dancin' Grabbin' the high with the one and the bendin' down with you

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Unknown_12: Hi! Okay, that seems to be working.

Unknown_14: That's better.

Unknown_12: I've spent today arguing with South Africans about their country and how they need to get the fuck out. It's very strange how stubborn they are. They're like, oh, we've been here longer than America's been a thing, so we're gonna stay. It's like, why?

Unknown_12: Just write it off as a loss and get the fuck out. What's wrong with you? Why would you stay there? You're not welcome.

0:02:20
Unknown_12: Just leave. There are countries who want you to be a part of their countries. And South Africa's not one of them.

Unknown_12: God People seem to be complaining about bit shoot and saying that bit shoot or not bit shoot but D live doesn't work for them. I've never had any problems with D live I imagine it's probably like a Firefox thing or something like it doesn't work on Firefox. Oh Zimbabwe needs white farmers they're paying people if you're a farmer, they'll pay you to farm in Zimbabwe. No, I

0:02:56
Unknown_12: Just give up Well the latency is really fucking like I say something and I get like instant replies in the chat that's what the latency is really really short but Aside from that, I don't know.

Unknown_12: It really pisses me off how awful the management for this site is though. So I can't disable the X-rated tag on my streams, which is not X-rated at all. I can't take that off.

0:03:40
Unknown_12: But I try to contact them and I try to talk to them on Twitter and shit and they don't fucking reply Like they just flat-out don't fucking reply. So it's like Okay, I guess I'm not I guess I'm not welcome

Unknown_12: I can take the hint. I'm curious like if I translate a message to Turkish and like Email it to them saying like hey your English language speaking community managers are fucking like insane Retards like you need to replace them. I wonder if they'll actually care and do it

0:04:12
Unknown_12: Josh should read an audiobook so many people fucking like hate my voice It's very strange because it seems to be a polarizing thing everything about me seems to be polarizing I don't know what it is like people either like like something about me or they fucking hate it There's there are very few people who know anything about me who remain ambivalent towards me. It's it's it's usually a Pretty clear-cut divisive kind of thing Jeez

0:04:49
Unknown_12: What happened to the emotes? Oh, I turned them off so I can read the chat.

Unknown_12: The emotes on DLive are just too noisy. I wish they were smaller. Or I wish there was some way to filter them out, like on a personal level, so I can read the chat.

Unknown_15: I'm Trump.

Unknown_12: Oh god, don't say that It's gonna make me sound like Monday Matt saying I'm the reason that that that Trump got elected Speaking of okay, I guess I'll make fun of this guy first I have a couple things like I just have I just have some shit that I want to talk about that's interesting It's happened like it's stuff that's just been accumulating over the recent recent actually, you know what No, we're not going to start with that. We're going to start with this. We're going to start with this fucking masterpiece. I changed my mind. Hey there, YouTube.

0:05:35
Unknown_09: Stew here. Back again with another video.

Unknown_12: Unironically, this man has the most disarming voice possible. He just sounds like such a retard. It's hard not to like him.

Unknown_09: Today I'm going to be unboxing and reviewing California Pizza Kitchen Limited Edition Spicy Chipotle Chicken Crispy thin crust, says it right there As you can see, it looks pretty good I don't know if you guys can see that, will that focus?

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Unknown_09: Is that going to focus for me? Focus Focus

Unknown_09: Here we go. Focus. Focus.

Unknown_09: Focus.

Unknown_09: Focus.

Unknown_09: Okay, yeah, it's focused on... Grilled white meat chicken, roasted corn, black beans, poblano peppers, fire-roasted red and yellow peppers, kil-kilant-kilantro, mozz-mozzarella, parmas-parmesan, ossi-ossiago, and rom-romano cheeses, and a spicy chipotle lime sauce on a crispy, thin crust.

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Unknown_09: I don't like spicy foods, so I'm really hoping this isn't too spicy.

Unknown_09: My dad got the wrong kind.

Unknown_09: I asked him for the barbecue chicken pizza. He got spicy chipotle, but it's okay. He told me to- I'll skip ahead a little bit.

Unknown_12: There's a point in this that I remember. Okay, there it is. It's like 36, I want to say.

Unknown_09: I'm gonna cook it. I'm not one to waste food. So I'll come back with the review. See you guys. Hey YouTube, back again. So now we're doing the review portion. We got the pizza right here. First of all,

0:07:45
Unknown_09: It doesn't look anything like the one on the box.

Unknown_09: It still looks pretty good, but it doesn't look like the one on the box.

Unknown_09: So, minus one point for that.

Unknown_09: My mom would not help me cut it, so I'm just gonna have to eat it like this.

Unknown_11: There's like... Somebody said he's faking it.

Unknown_12: Maybe he is. He has to be. Because there's no fucking way. There's no fucking way that anybody is that dumb. Number one, his mom wouldn't help him cut it, so he couldn't figure out how to cut it on his own? Number two, just watch.

0:08:17
Unknown_09: I don't know how to cut it.

Unknown_09: So... It's got some chicken, some good stuff on there. I'm just gonna take a bite.

Unknown_12: The patrician's way of eating a pizza.

Unknown_12: Look, we evolved millions of years so that we could enjoy pizza in this fashion.

0:09:08
Unknown_12: He's eating it like a cookie.

Unknown_12: He won't even stop. He's not even like review broad. He'll take like a few bites of something and then review it.

Unknown_12: He's just like he's hungry. He's in feeding mode. He can't stop himself.

Unknown_12: That's pretty good.

Unknown_09: I was worried it would be too spicy, but I'd give it a 10 out of 10.

0:09:50
Unknown_09: Phenomenal. Oh yeah, definitely by California Pizza Kitchen. Phenomenal!

Unknown_11: Holy shit.

Unknown_09: Spicy Chipotle chicken, I think it was called.

Unknown_09: Yeah, this is fantastic.

Unknown_02: Woah.

Unknown_12: Is he going to eat the whole thing?

Unknown_09: Alright, catch you guys later.

0:10:21
Unknown_12: Oh no, he's only gonna eat half of it. What a bummer. He does sound like Yugi Bear.

Unknown_12: Is he Canadian?

Unknown_12: Apparently people know who this fucking guy is. If he's Canadian, please let me know. I don't want to see this fucking guy.

Unknown_12: I can't stand him. The fucking, the brown one, he's awful. He's just like a disgusting person.

Unknown_12: He's almost as disgusting as that Nikado Avocado guy. Like that guy is, is revolting. He's like physically fucking appalling to look at. Alright.

0:10:56
Unknown_12: Who is, okay. This is what I was originally going to show first. Um, my man Will Sommer, who is definitely not Jewish. Even though he writes for the Daily Beast. I have to, actually, I have to bring up a grievance with fucking Will Sommer. I didn't even think about this until now.

Unknown_12: But now that I think about it. Okay, this fucking guy, he writes for something called the

Unknown_12: the the righter hopefully it's just on the top it will summer has like a column called like the Richter watch but it's spelt in a way where it includes the word right somehow and he's writing about how Laura Loomer and Milo Yiannopoulos are on telegram but specifically it's this this uh where is it this one

0:11:58
Unknown_12: A messaging program launched in 2013 by Russian brothers Pavel and Nikolay Durov, Telegram has become popular for its encryption and self-destructing messages.

Unknown_12: Oh, these secrecy features have made Telegram a hit with terrorist recruiters and planners. In 2018, the platform claimed 200 million people use the program each month.

Unknown_12: Dr. Pavel. Yeah, exactly. It's just like...

Unknown_12: His intention with this is twofold, and it's extremely duplicitous. He's saying that Milo Yiannopoulos and Laura Loomer are using, number one, they're using something made by Russians. Now, he doesn't go on to say that Telegram was made by Russian people to get around fucking censorship in their country. He leaves that detail out.

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Unknown_12: But, you know, there's that very ominous Russian link. And then he goes on to say that it's made it a hit with terrorist recruiters and planners. Like, well, anything that provides secrecy features is going to be used by people for criminal purposes. Like, it's just, it makes my skin crawl. But, Will Sommer is my current favorite journalist, despite the fact that he is a manipulative fucking kike. Because he writes about this guy, Jared Wohl, or Wohl, whatever the fuck his name is. And, Jared is, or Jacob. I keep calling him Jared, and I don't know why.

0:13:22
Unknown_12: I did it all throughout the last stream, too. But he's, he's...

Unknown_12: Embarrassing so he did this press conference, and I was gonna live stream like my reaction to it live But unfortunately I could not find a single live stream of it um

Unknown_12: Literally, this is Jack Berkman's house, and they have a little podium set up there where they're looking, look, you have a chalkboard or a TV screen that says press conference. Then you have some stand-up speakers. But then you got some Dunkin' Donuts on a cardboard box. And he invited all journalists, including Will Sommer, my man from the Daily Beast, to come and witness

0:14:08
Unknown_12: Rape allegations about this... I don't even know his fucking name. Hold up. I know how to find it though. Democratic... campaigns... 2020. And then there's a Wikipedia article about it. Right? And... where the fuck is he?

0:14:41
Unknown_12: It's one of them.

Unknown_12: There's like 8,000 of these fucking people. Who the fuck is he?

Unknown_12: It's like Gigabin or something.

Unknown_12: It isn't. Oh, Bootagig. Bootagig. This guy is the most unfortunate fucking name ever.

Unknown_11: There's no way I'm going to pronounce this right. Pete Bootagig.

0:15:15
Unknown_12: Boot-ed-edge. Whatever. Whatever. He's the one. And Wool is accusing him of rape.

Unknown_12: But as we discover, right?

Unknown_12: My man, my favorite Jew in the world, goes to this driveway.

Unknown_12: Booty judge. He goes to this driveway to hear this press conference. And he immediately claims that it has been delayed because there's a garbage truck collecting trash behind them. So they make him wait a couple of minutes.

0:15:51
Unknown_12: And then the Buttigieg accuser, Hunter Kelly, will likely be at the press conference, even though he's recanted and said that Wolin-Berkman made it up. I asked Kelly whether he'd be there, and he responded with a series of laughing while crying emojis.

Unknown_12: So that's the thing is that they're basing all this accusations on that Democrat guy who isn't even relevant. Like who the fuck cares about Pete Buttigieg?

0:16:25
Unknown_12: Like there's 80 of them. Why would you even bother pushing a smear campaign against specifically this one who gives a shit?

Unknown_11: He's not gonna fucking win. If you think that Pete Buttigieg is gonna win the nomination, you're fucking retarded. Nobody knows who the fuck this guy is.

Unknown_12: He's the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. He's not gonna fucking win. He's not winning. I don't even know why.

Unknown_12: Although, while I was looking through this, I did notice that Julian Castro, his campaign logo, very elegantly, goes by the name just Julian, or Julian instead of Castro.

0:17:15
Unknown_12: I guess having Castro on your campaign sticker, like, people would be confused. Like, are you one of those Che Guevara, like, Cuban, Cuban communist people? Or are you, like, supporting Julian Castro? So he's gotta, he's gotta disambiguate that for the people, the people looking at the bumper sticker.

Unknown_12: What the fuck's wrong with his face? Dude, he's got like a flat-out fucking pedophile face. Look at those- those eyebrows are way too bushy for his frame. He looks like the, um... The guy from... Is it Star Trek? The- the- oh my. That guy. He looks like that guy. Uh... What the fuck is his name?

0:17:53
Unknown_15: He's really gay.

Unknown_15: Sulu, what's his actual name though?

Unknown_12: He's got... George Takai, that's it. He looks like George Takai. I'm gonna prove this.

Unknown_12: George Takai.

Unknown_12: He does. Look, see, it's the eyebrows. It's the eyebrows and the weird looking face.

0:18:29
Unknown_12: Ling Ling? Okay, what was I talking about? Oh, I was talking about this guy. So here it is. They're sitting on the stairs, right?

Unknown_12: And they're giving their thing, and they have security. If you don't know, and this is a completely different story that I would have to pull up by going to fucking...

Unknown_12: I'm going to Will Summers' column again. Daily beast wool fake protest, I think.

0:19:03
Unknown_12: Oh, come on. I spelled every word wrong, I think. Yes, I did.

Unknown_12: I spelled beast wrong, too. Oh, it figured it out this time.

Unknown_12: This is also about my man Will Summer who I just imagine like Will Summer is like a low-cal enthusiast on the side and this Jacob Wold guy is just like a low-cal to him and he likes he's just like he's just like me but on the far far left working for the Daily Beast and They

0:19:36
Unknown_12: Adding to the legend that is Jacob Wohl's history of fuck-ups, Jacob Wohl linked on his Twitter account this protest that was being staged and he was warning there are hundreds of liberals who are going to shut down this shocking

Unknown_12: booty gig allegation and here's the link to their protest assembly page and I guess he didn't realize that um the the Eventbrite system would give out your email if you want to contact the event organizers and the event organizer email was woolthinktank at gmail.com and you might think oh this is like a false flag to make wool look bad but Wool has used that email address elsewhere. He used it like on his own Twitter page or he used it on his own like contact information page. So there was a direct association between this eventbrite, woolthinktank at gmail.com

0:20:24
Unknown_12: And, uh, and his actual, like, resume said. So it wasn't like a false flag that people just made up to make fun of him. He's actually that fucking stupid, and it defies belief. He's like the Chris Chan of politicians. And I don't just say that because, you know, everybody, everybody you think is funny is Christian. It's like he's, how are you such a failure? How do you think it's a good idea? Like even in a, in a relative sense, like even if you're a boomer, a 50 year old boomer, if you're doing something you know you shouldn't be doing, you, you will think I should, I should take extra steps to make sure that even on an administrative side of things, even if this didn't leak,

0:21:02
Unknown_12: I would be insulated from repercussions because Because I didn't use my personal email just for but no he just doesn't give a shit It's almost like he wants to be found out because he likes being laughed at like he has a fetish for humiliation And he just does whatever the fuck he wants But uh I'm interrupted again every time I read a tweet from this I get I get sidetracked by by nonsense Um

0:21:54
Unknown_15: Starbucks drink He they complained at some point that their accuser made them pay for a very expensive haircut I wish there was a better picture of them, but I guess that's what a very expensive haircut looks like

Unknown_12: With our little Mozart right there.

Unknown_12: The accuser has actually recanted the story entirely and has said, I guess publicly, or at least to Will Sommer.

Unknown_12: that they won't be attending this press conference or any other future conferences. So they're continuing with the conference and the lie, despite the fact that the person that they had lined up to be the witness testimony backed out. Which is just fucking wild to me, like why the fuck would you do that? I have no idea what they're hoping to gain for it.

0:22:43
Unknown_12: Oh, and he's still threatening the Daily Beast. I guess Will Summers specifically because of his Richter column that he has until high noon on Friday or face a hundred million dollar lawsuit. Now in the cease and desist that Jack Berkman gave Will Summers and the Daily Beast, he actually said high noon on Tuesday, Tuesday, May the 10th.

0:23:16
Unknown_12: Now, May the 10th is on Friday. And when I first heard that, I was like, OK, I guess they're easy to get confused. I mean, Tuesday and Friday are only on diametric fucking opposites of the week. It's easy to get messed up. But he's maintaining that, that they have until high noon. I don't know what the difference is between high noon and regular noon is. Is high noon like a fancy old English word for evening? I don't know.

Unknown_12: Chances are it's not legally enforceable, though, because nobody knows what the fuck it is.

0:23:54
Unknown_12: And, oh, Jack Berkman declared that his home will be the center of 2020.

Unknown_12: For the whole country. Oh, he's going to be putting out all the hard-hitting news. And I'll get to Jack Berkman, too, because I got curious who the fuck he was, and I looked him up.

Unknown_12: And, uh, I think he's just like taking the piss, but he said Berkman demands that all 2020 candidates come to his house and submit to a background check to receive the wall Berkman seal of approval, which I don't think anybody's going to do.

0:24:28
Unknown_12: And then I guess that's it. Now, one thing that I wanted to find, uh, I didn't have a tab for, but I did find this.

Unknown_15: Yes, this is it.

Unknown_12: Okay, this guy that's holding this press conference, he does a YouTube show called Behind the Curtain with Jack Berkman. Now, apparently he's a contributor to Fox News, and he runs this blog site called Behind the Curtain. He doesn't think to include a link to it in his fucking, goddamn fucking YouTube channel. I have to look for it. Hold up.

0:25:01
Unknown_12: Is that it? Yes, that's it. This is his website, and it looks like Dookie. And for some reason, he has the logo incorporated or whatever. But I was laughing because I was looking at his videos, and his videos had like 14 views and 19 views. I went back like a year.

Unknown_12: And there's one I saw in particular. Oh this one GOP in 2018 has one view and Shit and It actually had no views until I accidentally clicked it like I just did so now this is gonna have two views They're both gonna be me

0:25:58
Unknown_12: So I'm really inflating the buy Jack Berkman coin immediately because it's rising in value. It's rising in value rapidly as I attempt to navigate this fucking YouTube channel.

Unknown_12: It's just very sad to me. Like, the thing is, I don't know, like... My, my... I have more than one person watching this stream. I have, I have like a dozen people watching this stream. Why the fuck? Why the fuck would you continue to put these videos out? If it gets- if it routinely is getting 13, 30, 25, 25, 30, 6, 10, why the fuck would you bother to put the time in to make a 12 minute long video that is going to get less than one viewer per minute of footage?

0:26:55
Unknown_12: It's just awful.

Unknown_12: Why would you do that to yourself?

Unknown_12: And it makes me wonder, is it like a tax write-off? Are you doing this to like, like say that you spent a ton of money on your, on your news channel that makes literally no money? Zero cents a day? Like, is that, is that the goal? Because I can't imagine what the fuck else it is. It's just an excuse to write off your fucking, your video camera and your, your, you know, your,

0:27:27
Unknown_12: What's the thing that takes pictures? Yeah, just a camera. A regular camera. Both your picture camera and your video camera are tax write-offs now, thanks to this... this podcast you're doing. It's just... It's just nonsense.

Unknown_12: And then he goes out and he accuses Pete fucking Budegig.

Unknown_12: one has ever heard of who is utterly and completely irrelevant in every foreseeable way and who will continue to be for all eternity of a rape accusation of whom the accuser has backed out of the story.

0:28:12
Unknown_15: It's just nonsense shit.

Unknown_15: It's just nonsense.

Unknown_15: Alright, let me get a sip of liquids.

Unknown_12: Why are you all bullying me for not knowing what a camera is called?

Unknown_12: Look. We all have our moments.

0:28:47
Unknown_12: What else do I got?

Unknown_12: Let's watch Chantelle.

0:29:19
Unknown_12: So, that requires a little bit of introduction. I didn't realize she had a tattoo. I bet that tattoo looks fucking bad. You take that bra off, that shit's like being sucked into a black hole. It's so fucking stretched out.

Unknown_12: She has not been doing well. I believe somebody said, if you just go to her videos and look at the titles.

Unknown_12: Of her videos, you'll see her mental state. I'm back with sorta health updates and mukbang and story time. With the ugly sandwich. Eating with me Korean barbecue wings, vegan.

0:29:54
Unknown_12: Eat dinner with me vegan crab cakes. What the fuck is a vegan crab cake? Whatever, I don't care. Huge Amazon and vegan meat haul.

Unknown_11: What the fuck is a vegan meat haul? That doesn't even sound like food. What the fuck is vegan meat?

Unknown_11: The next one is I have a blood clot in my lung. I guess that's what you get for eating vegan meat.

0:30:34
Unknown_12: Oh my god.

Unknown_12: What I ate today for weight loss, vegan. Date night with my boyfriend, weight. My new hair reveal and salon haul, health.

Unknown_12: Follow me around today. I am officially plant-based eater. You sure do. And there is no looking back. My 400 LB life taking a long walk. Let's watch that one. I have that one pulled up.

Unknown_15: I think.

0:31:06
Unknown_15: No.

Unknown_15: Oh, I swear to God I had that one pulled out. Fuck.

Unknown_12: Okay, we're gonna look at this.

Unknown_12: We're gonna look at this. There's a specific moment. I'm not gonna watch 30 minutes of this shit.

Unknown_15: There's a specific moment.

Unknown_15: It's right around here. I know for a fact it is.

Unknown_15: Oh my God. Oh my God, how long does it take?

0:31:37
Unknown_02: I'm so sad I lost the timestamp for that. Because there's a part that is like comedic.

Unknown_12: Oh, it has to be right here.

Unknown_06: There's Nazis on Twitter?

Unknown_12: So many. Oh, it is. It's right there.

Unknown_06: Yeah.

Unknown_08: Improve Twitter by getting rid of the goddamn Nazis.

Unknown_06: There's Nazis on Twitter?

Unknown_12: So many!

Unknown_06: Ew.

Unknown_06: I think the water's too far.

0:32:11
Unknown_12: Okay, to explain, the man talking, who sounds like Soy Incarnate, is called her, um... Somebody used a funny word for it. Her, her, her peta, or like, it's spelled like the people for ethical treatment of animals, but... It's like a portmanteau of Pet and Beta. And I think it's her ex-boyfriend. They dated for a couple years. And now they still talk as friends.

Unknown_12: But he's just like a pathetic faggot. And they're walking together to this lake and he's talking about Twitter Nazis. And she's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

0:32:53
Unknown_12: I'm not as pathetic as you apparently.

Unknown_11: That was the funny bit she's like

Unknown_12: The water is too far 30 seconds like It's just like comedy cuts.

Unknown_11: It's just comedy cuts to her sitting there Resting because she's out of breath like like the way I describe it is sure but I lost it She looks like a trash bag full of garbage that you set down because you know You're setting it down so you can take it out later

0:33:38
Unknown_12: That's that's what the physical shape of her body looks like it's just a giant trash bag filled with garbage that is waiting to be disposed of To the water, what do you think?

Unknown_11: Spielberg over here.

Unknown_05: Looks so far away.

Unknown_12: She's a glorious and beautiful mountain.

Unknown_05: Doesn't it?

Unknown_12: Trash bag full of medical waste a trash bag full of blood clots apparently Too soon you think that's far away. I like hello Arby's beef dip mukbang Eating show her channel name is now big beautiful me by the way, and she did a series called my 400 pound life Yeah, that's no good

0:34:30
Unknown_15: April 25th.

Unknown_12: Somebody also pointed this out that she showed her scale and it said she was 366 pounds and she points out Same weight, I'm pretty sure Same weight. So what people think, what the very astute crowd on the Kiwi farms believe is that she, the reason why the scale, the weight for her hasn't changed is because that's actually the maximum capacity for that scale.

0:35:07
Unknown_12: And it won't go higher, and she's over, she's over, like the scale says something like, they found the model and the maximum weight that it says is 400 pounds. So, no, it's pounds, it's not kilograms. So what they're thinking is that she's at the actual weight limit for this scale, and it won't go any higher, and she's just deluding herself thinking that it's stuck at 366.

Unknown_12: They think that she's way higher than 400 and this is just the scale is just maxed out So I don't know if that's true. I wouldn't know how to confirm that but it's it's a pretty funny theory

Unknown_05: So I guess I'm just gonna talk about my weight loss update or whatever. You know, the weight loss part of my channel, I guess, or some updates on that.

0:35:52
Unknown_05: Some of you were asking me to talk about what I've been eating. I've been eating plant-based. I have been eating junk food plant-based. I'm pretty much the same weight. I will weigh myself at the gym whenever I go. I haven't been going to the gym. I haven't really been exercising much. I could be doing a lot better, so.

Unknown_05: I'm gonna be taking it a meal at a time right now today Like I said going for sushi later with BB. I'm gonna have Wait sushi.

Unknown_12: I mean I guess there is vegan sushi. It's just like you can't eat fish if you're vegan I'm eating plant-based.

0:36:27
Unknown_05: I have been sticking to that. So I haven't been binging on fast food. I did have a Vegan pizza at a place that makes really good vegan pizza but

Unknown_12: I think we know what pizza, what really good pizza, we know what a 10 out of 10 pizza looks like. The kind of pizza you can eat like a cookie, but I don't care about the rest of that.

Unknown_12: Okay. I also got sent this timestamp and said, said to look at it. So let's, let's look at what this is. I've not seen this before.

Unknown_05: I get my food and I like couldn't wait. Like I was like, I want to eat it now, like on the way, you know?

0:37:03
Unknown_05: So I thought I better pull over to

Unknown_05: put extra mayo on the burger. So, I pull over on the side of the street.

Unknown_11: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, what day is this? What the fuck?

Unknown_11: Wait, so this is, this is, today is now May 8th, our year of the Lord. And five days ago, she was talking about her vegan meat.

Unknown_00: How the fuck do you, how is she getting extra? You can't get,

0:37:40
Unknown_11: vegan mayo this is preposterous put my four ways on and i have the burger open all the lettuce you know the mcdonald's shredded lettuce is all

Unknown_12: Okay, you know, I know that the vegan food world is pretty fucking diverse at this point, right? But, you know, there's- I guess there's vegan hamburgers and there's vegan mayo and there's all sorts of vegan shit, but McDonald's does not have a fucking vegan hamburger with extra fucking vegan mayo. I'm pretty sure- That's a stretch. I'm pretty sure- Guys, I'm pretty sure she's just completely full of shit.

0:38:14
Unknown_02: I'm pretty sure that's just what it is.

Unknown_05: I'm in the middle of squirting a big hunk of mayo on my burger and then I hear a tap on my window. Wait, wait, wait.

Unknown_12: Korean barbecue wings? Vegan?

Unknown_05: And I didn't notice the lights flashing behind me. I was so in the high tech animation. I'm just like, I stop. I must look like an idiot. I had the burger with the mayo in the air and I'm just like, Oh my God, you know, look like a deer in headlights. Like, like I've been caught doing something I shouldn't be doing, but I was right. So I rolled down the window and he's got his little light thing and he's like, everything okay. Uh, your four ways we're on. And I'm like,

0:38:50
Unknown_05: I always say the same thing. I said, yeah, I'm just going for McDonald's. You know, I'm just eating McDonald's. And he's like, well, could you maybe pull over on a different street? This is kind of a busy street.

0:39:22
Unknown_05: And with your four ways on, we're going to, you know, people are going to assume there's something wrong. They might pull over and ask if you want some privacy.

Unknown_05: So I was like, yeah, okay. So, you know, from then on, I just kind of like found somewhere more private to do the, the, the mayo squirting.

Unknown_05: Yeah. One time I, I binged like really bad. I went for a, uh,

Unknown_12: now okay she still does the thing look like look at her eyes really bad i went for i'm gonna blow this up so you can see it look at her eyes specifically

0:40:00
Unknown_12: Every time! I pointed this out on our actual stream about her. When she eats, her eyes roll back up into her fucking head. I don't understand. Somebody said it's like a thing that sharks do. When sharks eat, their eyes roll back up inside their head. Yeah, she does have a witch laugh. The thing inside a lie. She looks a lot like Cruella de Vil.

Unknown_12: I don't know. Maybe she was just recanting a story about eating McDonald's and getting pulled over by the police for it. What do I know?

0:40:36
Unknown_12: Who am I to judge? I am a sinner too.

Unknown_15: Okay.

Unknown_15: Look at this.

Unknown_15: Her videos turn me off of food, which is very impressive.

Unknown_12: I really like food Okay, here's here's your here's your Russian word of the day chat Hopefully I'm gonna get this right. I think it's strugoli Vegetarian yet. That is strict vegetarians what the Russians call vegans. I don't know. I hope I got that right because

0:41:08
Unknown_12: Learning Russian makes me want to drill a fucking steak knife into my brain because it's so miserable but through these small mental associations I can learn. We can all learn together.

Unknown_12: Strigoy. Strigoy!

Unknown_15: It's not a hard one, come on now.

0:41:44
Unknown_15: Do not fuck it up.

Unknown_15: You're a liar.

Unknown_12: Geez I'm getting bullied in fucking chat. Let's just move on forget it forget. I said anything oh Okay, so we have to talk about this What they don't want you to know about Okay, so believe it or not. This is not the female to male transsexual shooter In the Denver, Colorado shooting, there were two shooters. One was a juvenile, female to male. And then the other one was this guy, Devin Erickson. And I think they killed one person and injured eight more at this...

0:42:17
Unknown_12: At this school, which is quite sad, but then we went to archive all this shit, right? And he he's like as far left as possible It's actually quite shocking, but you see okay. You see the gay flag shit. You see how fucking gay he looks he's big Obama supporter he's dating a female-to-male transsexual if you search his username broken cassette tape you got all this gay furry feeder like inflation art daddy bear shit that's really creepy I don't know if it's actually his stuff but that's what people found and um he did music or some shit let's just pull this up and we'll listen for like five seconds before I get bored you would love to see how the media spends this I'll give you a hint I'm not going to talk about it

0:42:53
Unknown_15: Show me.

Unknown_15: Oh god, it's gonna buffer for forever because it's downloading from the Kiwi farms.

Unknown_12: My bandwidth is very shit.

Unknown_12: Come on, you can do it. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

Unknown_12: Sing.

Unknown_12: Everybody's laughing at you, Devin.

0:43:53
Unknown_12: Devin Erickson.

Unknown_12: Fuck it, I guess we're not gonna watch them.

Unknown_15: We're not gonna wait.

Unknown_15: Fuck that shit.

Unknown_15: Oh.

Unknown_12: Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing with the, uh... The transgender stuff.

Unknown_12: Is that the police...

Unknown_12: Or the media did find out that the minor was female to male. And it was not Devin. Devin was not the female to male transsexual. I don't know, like it could be any of these fucking people. Who fucking knows?

0:44:24
Unknown_12: I'm gonna copy the server to a different page though. I got something to show. I like this picture because it's from 2013 and Aiden Columbia is calling him a fag in his Facebook comments. He's saying fag, you're fag, hot, gay, and then he shot up his school. So Aiden Columbia.

Unknown_12: Aiden, you better fucking hide. You better fucking hide because the social media people are gonna drag your ass behind a truck for wrong think.

0:44:58
Unknown_12: You killed people with your cyberbullying.

Unknown_12: Oh, when I downloaded these pictures, her mother or his mother has since 404'd her page.

Unknown_12: But as I was downloading this, these comments were coming in live. You could see little typing indicators showing that people were commenting. So these are the comments on the family photos that were posted July 2018 on her page before it got deleted. And it was deleted immediately after the screenshot.

0:45:42
Unknown_12: Betty Briana says, both shooters just put a target on the back to the LGBTQ community. Both are psychopaths that deserve the death penalty. It's very funny how all it takes for a progressive...

Unknown_12: First and foremost concern with the LGBTQ community to become an advocate for the death penalty is for a faggot to make him look bad. The second that happens, it's like, okay, we gotta bring out old Sparky. We gotta bring out old Sparky and strap this nigga in because he's made us look bad.

Unknown_12: Life without parole. Rico Chaviera is more progressive than Betty Briana.

0:46:19
Unknown_12: Oh, Nikki Nikki's a boomer though. Nikki has a positive comment and But she's old. She says my thoughts are with you your heart probably aches. I'm sorry And then but then we go from Nikki this fucking boomer to Evita Garcia who says it's always fucking white people Very astute observation Evita Garcia, and then somebody gave it a big old thumbs up. They'd like that post. Oh

0:46:55
Unknown_12: Some other boomer named Paddy is like, don't beat up on the family. It's just sad. And then Susan Barry, Susan Barry, now you can't really see it because I can't zoom in on this, but he's got sunglasses on, he's got like ginger hair, he's got pale skin, he's got his sunglasses on. He's ANCAP as fuck is what I'm saying.

Unknown_12: Even though his name is Susan, he's ANCAP as fuck. And he says, get ready to be sued. No, these bodies are still warm. Devin has just been dragged into the the county police department and he has been separated from his lover of ambiguous gender and the bodies are still warm you know the families are just being notified mom hasn't even had time to check facebook you know her phone's buzzing she doesn't know why because she's a boomer This just happened, but Susan Barry sitting there, and he's thinking we have to look at the economic impact of this And he's sitting there with his phone like you know what you better you better Call your lawyer because you're gonna get sued Your state is gonna is gonna be served and you need to look I'm just looking out for you on the economic side of things you better fucking get your Jews ready because Our Jews are getting ready as we speak And then Anna Graham says I don't know what the fuck that's linked to

0:47:44
Unknown_12: And then Jerina, Jerina is more sympathetic. So her son was getting bullied for being gay. Is that what I'm understanding? The real irony is that he's not gay. He was fucking a chick, but whatever.

Unknown_12: And then, this white bitch, or maybe she's Latino. Her name is Perla Cazares. I'm guessing she's Mexican. Just says, no more family photos for you.

Unknown_12: Which is a pretty... She has a little exclamation point in everything. She's excited about it. Like, your family is destroyed. You'll never get to take a photo like this again because your son is going to prison for the rest of his life.

0:48:43
Unknown_12: Here's why that's a good thing, says Perla Saveres.

Unknown_15: Is that it?

Unknown_15: Oh.

Unknown_12: Oh, one other thing. I don't know, hopefully somebody has a screen cap of this in this thread, if not.

0:49:17
Unknown_12: It was on, oh, maybe it's in this? No. Twitter breaking 911, I think that's... If I can't find it, I'll just reiterate what it is.

Unknown_15: Seven hours ago.

Unknown_12: They, uh... Oh, okay. Sheriff now says that the second suspect in the school shooting is a Colorado juvenile female. So not a male-to-female, or a female-to-male, just a female.

0:49:52
Unknown_12: Which makes me think that they probably identified as a male in school. Like, you know, they went by boy pronouns and stuff, and they tried to dress male, and they probably wore those fucking binders that ruin your tits.

Unknown_12: You know, did the whole, the whole, uh, boy with an eye thing. And then they get into, they get into custody and they get their public defender and their public defender sits down. No, female, not in quotes because it's female to male. It's not, it's not a dick snipper. It's a, it's a girl that's like wearing titty binders and shit. And they get there and the public defender sits down and goes, the, the state

0:50:27
Unknown_12: The state of Colorado will respect your pronouns. And I'm sure right now, hot off the tumbler, hot off of shooting, you know, cishet white men, your primary concern is being pronoun correctly, right?

Unknown_12: But, we will so respect your pronouns that when you get sentenced, we will put you in a male prison

0:51:09
Unknown_12: So my advice to you, as you are a person who has a vagina, is to completely fucking drop this farce because you, as a 17-year-old girl, do not want to go to a juvenile custody prison. You really don't want that. So tell the nice men wearing the badge that you are a girl and you identify as a woman. And she was like, okay, I will do that.

Unknown_12: And then the police said, oh, by the way, our second suspect is a female juvenile. And that was the end of that.

Unknown_12: Equality saved the day. That would be the happiest prison ever. I know, right? That feel and know QT 3.14 tomboy cellmate, right?

0:51:57
Unknown_12: That's that government mandated girlfriend shit that everybody's talking about.

Unknown_12: That's the real life version of that.

Unknown_12: Oh, okay, next on my itinerary for tonight.

Unknown_12: They named their boy, the mutt child that was born to the royal bloodline, Archie Harrison Mountbatten Windsor. This is not a joke. This is a real publication. Presumably they vet their sources. Archie Harrison Mountbatten Windsor.

0:52:36
Unknown_12: And I made note of that because it's such a terrible fucking name that I found it remarkable. And I wanted you to know that right now the next, the newest royal baby that was born is named Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor. Yeah, it's terrible. You know why they picked this name? They said that they were looking for a name to

0:53:14
Unknown_12: to pay homage or something to American culture. So they went with an American sounding name to blend into the Windsor bloodline. And I'm just thinking like, what fucking name in Archie Harrison Mountainbat in Windsor is fucking American?

Unknown_12: Is it Archie? Is that an American name? I don't know what kind of name Archie is. Archie sounds like a fucking dog name. That's what you would call your Dalmatian or your Golden Retriever. Archie, go get the stick.

0:53:50
Unknown_12: Archie Harrison Mountbatten Windsor, go get the stick, boy.

Unknown_12: Chicken Wings.

Unknown_12: Chicken Wings is a good name. Chicken Wings is a good name for a dog, too. Like, yeah, this is my dog, Chicken Wings. Like, yeah, fuck it. Better than Archie, Harrison, Mountbatten, Windsor. Oh, God. Okay, talked about Will Summer.

Unknown_12: Talked about that. Let's talk about this guy again.

0:54:24
Unknown_12: Jonathan you need he's currently participating in a British Columbia beauty pageant presumably by hostage They probably know they can't kick him off Because he'll sue them in the Human Rights Tribunal But it's like okay we go back in

Unknown_12: People were posting updates of women that had been getting kicked off. I think this is this is it. Oh He was making he was making fun of the women that were getting kicked off Or something or I don't know I guess that's oh they're okay This was an image that we made that was making fun of all the Chinese in the British Columbia beauty pageant And he republished it and he got really butthurt about it But it's like can you imagine?

0:55:13
Unknown_12: You know, can you imagine being one of these women, who's a real woman, who cares about your physical appearance, who's like, you know, I'll participate in the little beauty pageant. And, you know, have some fun with girls. And then having judges, having judges from British Columbia, like say, this tranny, this disgusting fucking abomination,

Unknown_12: Prettier than you actual woman actual woman actual woman This thing right here is more attractive than you. I It's just the biggest slap in the face. I could ever fucking imagine and there's something about how disgusting Disgusting Yaniv is he's a genuinely nasty fucking person So this post was pretty funny

0:56:03
Unknown_12: Kudos to the cashier at Canada Post who didn't tolerate racial favoritism in shipping a package to India that was 3 inches by 1 inch.

Unknown_12: Very tiny foundation model. The customer in front of me wanted a special rate because they were both the same race. $12 with a 2 month lead time. Customer got mad that the associate was measuring her bottle of makeup and wanted her to put it in a $3 envelope and was mad that it would cost six to nine dollars more and left really ticked and snappy. The cashier, however, stood her ground and did not tolerate racial favoritism like that, unfortunately, is all too common in communities here. We need to take a stand against hate. Providing discounts to people because of their race while it benefits them is discrimination." I'm just like, that didn't fucking happen.

0:56:43
Unknown_12: It doesn't fucking happen. No fucking shitskin curry nigger walks up to the desk and like, hey, Canada Post, you have to mail this foundation bottle to India for $3 less because we are both of the dot variety.

Unknown_12: That doesn't happen. Nobody fucking does that shit.

Unknown_12: No, never in history has that ever happened. Ever.

0:57:16
Unknown_12: Didn't he join a special gem to get away from immigrants? Yes he did.

Unknown_12: Yes he did, and he's now preaching about the moral righteousness of the Canada Post cashier who doesn't take cow people and give them $3 discounts on their packages.

Unknown_12: He just assumes, he just assumes that it's because they're both Indian, you know what I mean?

Unknown_12: Like, you know, she could just be like, why are you making me put this very small bottle in an envelope when I could just fit in this little box and save me three bucks? That doesn't make any sense.

0:57:54
Unknown_12: And then, you know, Yaniv is sitting there, like, contemplating this conversation and thinking, it's because they're both Indian. It's because they're both Indian that she expects this. It's not that, it would just, it just makes more sense to her as somebody not in the postal business. Like, this is a racial thing. She's like, hint, hint, wink, wink, give me this discount and I won't eat any beef. It's just, it's a racial thing.

0:58:27
Unknown_12: Whatever, I really hate Yaniv. Yaniv is fucking gross.

Unknown_12: Have I mentioned? Yeah, I have mentioned, but I'll reiterate. Yaniv hired a lawyer in the same state as my, um, as my data center where my ISP stuff is. My servers and my IP space and where the Kiwi farms is based out of. He hired a lawyer to send a cease and desist because of, uh,

0:58:59
Unknown_12: Because of this page. I host this page and I try to keep it... I haven't updated it in a long time, but I've tried to give a very neutral lay down on Inu's history, because I think he is a predator. And I even have it written so that... It's actually a pain in the ass how I've written it. If you go to Jessica Yaniv instead, it switches all the pronouns to she and only refers to Yaniv as Jessica Yaniv. So both sites are owned and feature the exact same information.

0:59:32
Unknown_12: But I even have it written in such a way where certain paragraphs

Unknown_12: don't exist depending on what page you go to.

Unknown_12: If there is an explanatory paragraph that is more sensitive towards people who would respect even Yaniv's fucking pronouns, it doesn't exist in the Jonathan Yaniv version. So I went to the great lengths to host this.

Unknown_12: Because he's a fucking disgusting creep that wants to see little girls put in their tampons for the first time.

Unknown_12: And he sent a cease and desist to my ISP with a lawyer. He didn't send it to me. He didn't send it to the Kiwi Farms. He didn't send it to my company. He sent it to the ISP above me.

1:00:08
Unknown_12: doesn't have anything to do with my content and is protected by the safe harbor provision of the CDA multiple times. It's not even like my company is immunized from Locale LLC, which technically rents a VPN or a VPS from 1776 Hosting. And both, 1776 is immunized from Locale LLC's content, which is in turn immunized from content posted on the Kiwi farms by users of the Kiwi farms. So it's like three levels of immunization and safe hardware provisions that he's just trying to break through in sending this fucking bullshit complaint directly to the ISP.

1:00:48
Unknown_12: And all they did is said, here's the contact information for Josh. Send it to Josh. We don't care.

Unknown_12: But the thing is, is that Yaniv is actually smart enough tech-wise to know what he's doing in terms of being a belligerent fucking asshole and going after companies that have nothing to do with the complainee.

Unknown_12: Because he knows if he went to court in the US with this kind of shit, he'd fucking, he'd lose. And he would lose in a really bad way that would, you know,

1:01:28
Unknown_12: reach mainstream publications because he's such a fucking pathetic pervert.

Unknown_12: So he just goes after random companies that have nothing to do with him whatsoever.

Unknown_12: On a lighter note, we have this video.

Unknown_12: Enjoy.

Unknown_10: Hello everyone.

Unknown_10: For all those people that are talking smack about my wife for getting her case dismissed.

Unknown_10: For one, it was dismissed without prejudice. which means she could appeal it and get her case heard again.

1:02:04
Unknown_10: And for two, we're going to be a lot smarter this time in how we deal with Joshua Moon.

Unknown_10: And if you think that he's going to protect you when he's facing jail time, he's going to sell you out.

Unknown_12: Look at his eyes. The reason why he's like stuttering and sounds so unnatural, I just realized this, is because he's reading something. There's like a fucking sign or something off camera that you can't see, but he's looking up at it and you can clearly see he's fucking reading something. So.

Unknown_12: He's going to sell you out.

1:02:42
Unknown_10: Because we're going to subpoena All the usernames have been talking crap about us, and we're going to put in private suits against every single person on that thread that has talked smack about me and my wife. So either you can delete your comments and delete the threads, or we're coming after every one of you people. And if Joshua Moon does not want to honor a subpoena, he will face jail time. So don't think he's going to protect you when he's risking his own ass in jail.

Unknown_10: We ain't playing no games.

1:03:15
Unknown_10: This ain't a game to us.

Unknown_10: This is war, and we mean business. So for all those people that want to slander us and talk shit about my wife's getting her cases dismissed, well, we got something else coming for you guys.

Unknown_10: That's all.

Unknown_12: Okay, this video got instantly deleted after he posted it. And the reason why will become apparent to you in three, two, one. That's good.

1:03:47
Unknown_00: You think that was too much?

Unknown_11: So if it wasn't obvious he was reading shit before with the way he was looking up and stuttering, then you got that.

Unknown_11: Yeah, that's too much and what's what's really what's really really fantastic what's fucking amazing about that right is like I I have been reading about law when this when this first started in 2016 I want to say it is I got on Kindle and I went I went to Amazon and

1:04:33
Unknown_12: And I bought a bunch of, uh, I bought like two year old law books from that were reading material from various legal colleges. And I read, I read front to back textbooks that were, um,

Unknown_12: Explaining copyright law and defamation that wasn't that was what I was interested in I read them from from front to back Because I I knew that if I got dragged to a fucking Virginia courtroom by these fucking people I would have to defend myself because there's no fucking way I could afford a lawyer and there's no fucking way anyone would ever defend me pro bono So I was on my own, especially in 2016. 2016 was a very dark time for the Kiwi farms. It was very hard, and I was doing a lot of shit on my own, and I didn't have a YouTube channel, and nobody gave a fuck what happened to me. So I had to cover my own ass a lot more than I do.

1:05:15
Unknown_12: In 2019, the year of prosperity and internet streaming and Borsch and Palmini, it's a much better time now than it was in 2016. So while I was reading this, I was thinking, okay, how would I present a counter-argument to these claims?

Unknown_12: And one of the things that I was preparing to say was that I'll...

1:05:54
Unknown_12: It is very hard to prove that somebody is manipulating the court system to make money. It is technically against the law to sue somebody specifically to get money when you know that you don't really have a case.

Unknown_12: You are so guaranteed the right to sue somebody that they will, the court will try very, very, very hard to give you a benefit of a doubt and to never strip you of the right to file a lawsuit against somebody. Even when somebody is horrifically vexatious in how they file lawsuits like Russell Greer and these fucking people, the court will tolerate it because they would rather do that than tell somebody you can't file a lawsuit. It's just the way that it works in the US, and it's a good thing, even though it's annoying.

1:06:36
Unknown_12: But if somebody is abusing the court, and you can prove that they're abusing the court, you can get them labeled vexatious and hinder their ability to file complete fucking bullshit and annoy you.

Unknown_12: And part of my argument was, I was going to say, these videos that this guy had been putting out saying that we're going to sue you and we're going to make tons of fucking money and you're an asshole and you're going to make us rich off of suing you. And that's like an admission that they're using the court to make money, which you're not supposed to do. And my argument was going to be that because they're married, because they're a legal union, he declared her interest in saying that. But now I don't even have to make that marriage argument because... That's good.

1:07:15
Unknown_00: I think that was too much.

Unknown_12: I can show that she scripts these fucking diatribes for him. She's a part of them. When he pulls out his fucking camera and rants like a retard, it's something that she's a part of. And I have proof. I have proof of this now. And that makes me very happy. Even if it's just some crackpot legal theory that I had.

1:08:00
Unknown_12: I feel vindicated. I feel vindicated in doing that now. OK, watch this. Made fun of that. Made fun of that. Made fun of that. Made fun of that. Made fun of that. OK, I have one more. I have one more thing I can think of talking about. And then I'll chat. I'll chat with chat.

Unknown_12: Oh, somebody mentioned I'm gonna go to jail, but it's gonna be okay because I'm gonna get my tomboy female to male transsexual in prison.

1:08:35
Unknown_12: It wouldn't be too bad. It'd probably be like Zen. You get your tomboy, and you get your books, and you don't have to worry about internet shit. It's fucking cheeky. That's all you need.

Unknown_15: There was a... I didn't pull up the thread for them, but... She left a bunch of nasty YouTube comments.

Unknown_12: You know what? Fuck it. I'll pull that up because I don't think I got an opportunity to pull that up.

1:09:06
Unknown_12: I'll just read the the funny thing Yandex is really fucking good. By the way, if you're looking for an alternative and you don't like DuckDuckGoo DuckDuckGoo. It's like a portmanteau of DuckDuckGo and Google If you don't like DuckDuckGoo You can you can use Yandex. They have an English-facing front-end now, which is pretty nice If you don't mind Putin spying on you, which why would you?

1:09:46
Unknown_12: Where is it? Oh, okay. So she's arguing, and I'm not going to read all this because fuck that.

Unknown_12: But, you know, I'm being nice to her, and she's saying how, like, you posted my address, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm being nice. I'm saying I haven't deleted anything. I'm saying private citizens can't violate the Constitution.

Unknown_12: The judge has thrown out your claim for repeatedly failing to state a claim. And I'm explaining this, and I really shouldn't be explaining this. I'm explaining how to sue me. I'm like, if you want to sue me, you have to say what law I broke, and how I broke it, and how you're entitled to compensation under that law.

1:10:26
Unknown_12: And that's what you have to do if you want to sue me. I really shouldn't be telling her this. That's a really bad idea. There's a Napoleon quote. It's like, don't interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake. Well, I'm doing that, and I'm an idiot for doing that. But I'm being really nice, and we're talking law. and I'm making fun of her because she refuses to talk to an attorney and I'm like she's like oh I'm telling her like talk to a lawyers offer free consultations for free you can walk into a real lawyer's office and get real legal advice on what to do from a real Jew. And should you do this, the lawyer will explain very carefully for you in a way a child can understand that you have no case, no provable damages, no intrinsic damages, and are entitled to nothing. And then she goes, oh, are you going to pay my child care fees while I talk to an attorney? And I'm like, Like, pay child care fees for you to talk to an attorney to figure out your case on how to sue me. And I'm like, you can take your kids into a law office. You can bring those stupid little fuckers in with you. And the lawyer, like I imagine, like I'm just imagining Nick Rikita, right? Rikada Law and he's sitting there and this lady comes in and she has two kids with her in tow and it's like, hey, you know, this guy's fucking with me on the internet and it's really causing me problems and I want to talk about what my options are and he just goes, get the fuck out. Don't bring those little fucking germ bag, those little shits. Get the fuck out of my office. I don't tolerate kinder on the premises. Just leave now.

1:11:48
Unknown_12: Nobody does that you if you are sufficiently wealthy and you go to an extremely expensive Attorney's office. I guarantee you even then he's not gonna turn you away for bringing your kids in unless they're like like Destructive and tearing up the place. Like, you know, it's it's just not it's just not how it works and I ask in the second paragraph like I

1:12:39
Unknown_12: Okay, if you can't even take 30 minutes at any point in time, at any point during the day to go to an attorney to talk about law, how the fuck do you take the time to go to the fucking courthouse and file your bullshit? Because you've done it five fucking times. You're finding time to do that shit. You're finding time to visit the courthouse, so somehow you're getting the fucking energy to do that shit. But you can't go to an actual attorney and figure out what the fuck you're doing. Like, that's too much.

Unknown_12: And then, um... She says, she's an aspiring law student. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? Aspiring law student. I'm aspiring to learn Russian, but I still don't know a fucking word of it. I can be an aspiring astronaut and not know a goddamn thing about, like, aeronautics. Like, that's not how that works.

1:13:27
Unknown_12: So after I say that, she posts this. And this is amazing. Because she answers that question, what is an aspiring law student? And she says, let me tell you now. Aspiring to be a law student means a whole lot considering most other people would have just shot you dead by now. Let me tell you, aspiring law student means a whole lot when that is one major thing that has kept me from obtaining a misdemeanor or felony to let you know just what you deserve for your big mouth.

1:14:14
Unknown_11: And I'm just like, you're so desperate for this win that you've admitted you've thought about fucking killing me just shut me up for making fun of you on the internet and it's like if you don't know like I get I get so worked up talking about these people because they're so bizarre they're so fucking psychotic

Unknown_12: but this all started because her stalker, she had a stalker named Andrew Peter Carlson who had a thread and we all made fun of him because he's like this weirdo cultist who thinks he's a reincarnation of Jesus Christ and he's just an insane person and he was stalking this Melinda Leigh Scott for years and had like a 40 year plan for winning her hand in marriage and all this shit and...

1:15:05
Unknown_12: I was like, I need to notify this woman to let her know that this guy is probably violating the terms of his parole in talking about how he's going to immediately start contacting her the second his restraining order is up. And before I can do that, before I can even do that, she sends me this fucking letter.

Unknown_12: She sends me this letter saying legal action will be taken against you You currently have a blog post that uses my name links to my business and gathers information regarding a stalker And I say it's four in the fucking morning because it is she sends me this fucking email at four in the fucking morning from her edu account

Unknown_12: And we're both in Eastern Time, so it's not a time zone thing. I'm still in Florida at this point. I'm saying it's four in the fucking morning and my contact lenses aren't in and you can't even give me a fucking link in your bullshit threat. Why the fuck can't you even link the goddamn thing? I don't even know who the fuck you are. And she gets mad and leaves me this bullshit saying I'm breaking the law for running a ridiculous blog. Like, fuck you.

1:15:50
Unknown_12: Fuck this shit.

Unknown_12: And now she has five lawsuits in. Fuck you, fucking weirdos. Look at this shit. This motherfucker. This osmosis Jones looking motherfucker. Fuck off. Aposterous. Why are people dumb?

Unknown_12: Everybody's dumb.

1:16:31
Unknown_12: It looks like a stereotype. He does. Carlson looks like a Jew. Not these people though.

Unknown_15: Okay.

Unknown_15: Have I seen... what? Are you fucking with me?

Unknown_12: Is it on the Thinkery or is it on... Is it on the main one? It can't be on his main one. His main one is for like his very serious stuff.

1:17:02
Unknown_15: I'm looking for a video where he's yelling at the sky.

Unknown_15: Let me check the Thinkery. Ooh. Like, if you type in Sargon of Akkad, the Thinkery, we're the first hit.

Unknown_12: Are you failing me? Are you failing me, Yandex, after I just shilled you? Son of a bitch.

1:17:39
Unknown_15: There we go.

Unknown_15: There it is.

Unknown_12: I was denounced by the Chief Minister of Gibraltar.

Unknown_08: Fabian Picado has denounced you.

Unknown_12: Who's that?

Unknown_08: The Chief Minister of Gibraltar.

Unknown_07: Fabian! Fabian! Fabian, you Oxford-educated twat! Fabian! You beat me! Fabian!

Unknown_03: He's in public. I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, FABIAN!

1:18:10
Unknown_07: YOU'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE! I WILL FIND YOU! FABIAN!

Unknown_12: He's in public! SHUT UP AND FACE ME, YOU COWARD!

Unknown_12: People are looking at him.

Unknown_15: Funny.

Unknown_15: You know what's weird?

Unknown_15: Is that uh...

Unknown_12: Whenever I talk bad about Sargon in my messages, on my twatter, I'll talk bad about Sargon, right? And then I'll get people, very strange people, with very, very strange mannerisms in my inbox, arguing with me about stuff, about Sargon, and I'm like, who the fuck are you? And I guess, I guess it's whoever, like he's got 213,000 views on this video and 28,000 likes on this video of him yelling. And look, look, you can see, if you look very closely in the background, you can see embarrassed people who are embarrassed by this man's behavior. And yet 28,000 people like this video.

1:18:47
Unknown_12: And I guess whoever the fuck those people are who enjoy this content will go on Twitter and they will debate me about Surgin. And it's like, I don't want to debate you about Surgin. And they immediately make it a free speech issue. And they compare you to Anita Zarkisian, like immediately. Like if you say anything, anything bad about Sergeant, they will immediately compare you to Anita Zarkisian. And it's like, I don't know you people. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think about Anita Zarkisian at all. Like, I go out of my way to forget she ever existed. She's a nightmare of a human being, and I prefer not to think about her, but you are sliding into my DMs to talk about Sergin and Anita Zarkisian, and I have no, not a fucking idea who you are.

1:20:22
Unknown_12: It's very disrupting to my mood when that happens. Because it's like, on one hand, I want to argue, because I like to argue about stuff on the internet. But on the other hand, it's like, I don't want to fucking talk to you people. You're fucking weirdos.

Unknown_15: I wonder how many of these people are even British.

Unknown_12: Because he's got a lot of viewers, right?

Unknown_12: Yeah, he's got like a lot of viewers. And I'm just thinking like, you know, even if he has like a million followers on the YouTube.

1:20:56
Unknown_12: How many of those people are going to be British? How many of them are going to be voting age British people? And how many of those people are going to go with their YouTube personality vote as opposed to their instinct? Like if you're a big fan of Nigel Farage, or whatever, is being a YouTube subscriber to Sergeant going to make you not want to vote for Nigel Farage?

1:21:32
Unknown_12: I don't think so, because even people who like this guy, I don't think are going to vote for him over a very serious, vetted, multi-decade politician like Nigel Farage.

Unknown_15: Literally 10 people signed up on Facebook to get it was political and that sounds about right and I don't know I feel bad because on one hand it's like I wanna I I would genuinely want to see Sargon win because it's just I I don't think that there is in practice anything different

Unknown_12: From a normal person and a politician, right? Like, I don't believe in that distinction. I don't think that there should be a distinction between a typical human being and a politician, so technically Sargon should just be like, look, you guys are fucking retards.

1:22:19
Unknown_12: I have a better understanding of trans or pan-European politics than you retards do, so I'm just gonna do it myself. And I'm gonna take my existing audience and vote myself in, basically. But he didn't do it because he immediately threatened to rape the opposition.

1:22:56
Unknown_12: And I wonder if he, the thing is he went really hard with that never apologize shit, which I agree with. I don't think you should apologize. But if somebody comes at you with that, that it depends on the child thing, I don't know.

Unknown_12: I'm trying to think, because it's like, okay, if I went into politics, there's a lot of shit. There is a tremendous, there is a mountainous volume of shit that would fucking haunt my- Like, okay, let's say, theoretically, Breonna Woo, if Stephen Lynch died in Massachusetts' 8th congressional district, right? and Breonna Woo was running unopposed. There's no fucking way I would let Breonna Woo run unopposed for the Massachusetts 8th District congressional seat. I would have to fly back to the United States to oppose Breonna Woo for that congressional seat. I would just have to. I would literally do that.

1:23:34
Unknown_12: And I'm thinking like, OK, what would I expect people to say and do to me on this theoretical campaign against Breonna Woo for the Massachusetts 8th Congressional District Congress seat?

Unknown_12: And there's a lot of shit. There's a lot of atoning. There's a lot of sins that I need to repent for, right? And I'm just thinking, like, okay, if I'm in Sargon's position and I'm having to atone for my sins, you have to, like, say, like, look, you know, I pushed the envelope as far as I possibly could in my internet personality.

1:24:14
Unknown_12: career or phase. But now it's like, okay, I'm 26, I'm fucking old. Sargon's almost 40. Sargon looks a lot younger because he's got that baby face and he looks like a chubby baby man. But he's almost 40. He's an old man now.

Unknown_12: So this should be the point where he's like, okay, look, you know, I say a lot of shit that is risque and I do it as like a shock thing. I'm not going to apologize for it because I believe in freedom of speech. But now that I'm trying to run for the MEP, I am evolving into an adult phase of my life where I have to represent more people than just my YouTube subscribers. Like that's the kind of thing you want to say that's not apologizing but at the same time is like indicating you want to move past that as opposed to continuing to issue rape threats to your opposition.

1:25:05
Unknown_12: I don't know, I've given some thought about this because it would be funny. I would absolutely challenge Breonna Woo for that Massachusetts 8th Congressional District Congress seat. And I would fucking win, and I would call him a tranny on the stage.

Unknown_12: I'm like, Brianna, you say you support trans rights, but why do you lie about being trans yourself? And then Brianna Lou's face would just contort like I stabbed them in the side with an iron stake. An 800 degree Celsius iron stake.

1:25:46
Unknown_12: And it would be, uh, it would be funny. It would be worth it. You would donate to my campaign only if you're American. You can't donate outside of, uh, to an American thing unless you're an American. Unless you're Jewish, then you got APEC. You can do whatever the fuck you want.

Unknown_12: What about Jew fingers?

Unknown_12: The Jew fingers, that's right. I don't think I could ever win just because of antisemitism.

1:26:21
Unknown_12: All the other shit pales in comparison. They just say you're an anti-Semite. You can't represent Massachusetts here. You don't support the nation of Israel. Then again, obviously I do support the nation of Israel. And I could just say, look, I like to satirize.

Unknown_12: anti-semitic content. Or maybe I had a change of heart. In the year of 2019, the year of 2018, late 2018, I looked upon the nation of Israel and I teared up. I cried tears of joy

1:26:56
Unknown_12: recognizing deep down in my heart I loved the nation of Israel, and all prior statements I had made regarding the Jewish people or the Jewish state, the great Jewish state of Israel, are null and void.

Unknown_12: No pun intended.

Unknown_12: Slightly intended. You know, yeah, yeah, slightly intended.

Unknown_12: Yahweh spoke to me exactly.

Unknown_12: Yahweh said look Josh you're being cursed here with pestilence your insides are gonna rot out of you unless you unless you atone for your sins I was like okay fine if you put it that way fuck it

1:27:43
Unknown_12: My comments about how every banker and executive should be brought out into the streets and shot would actually get me elected. But look, I'm fucking Occupy Wall Street incarnate. I will literally drag out Ajit Pai into the fucking streets and I will execute him like a fucking ISIS video. If I get elected to Congress, I will personally saw the head off the head of the FCC with a dull knife as if I were in a fucking ISIS execution video. That's my congressional campaign promise to you, the people of the Massachusetts 8th Congressional District.

1:28:20
Unknown_12: And I would get elected.

Unknown_12: I would get elected. Yes, queen slay.

Unknown_15: I would at least get the Reddit vote.

Unknown_12: That's the most important demographic, is the Reddit vote.

Unknown_12: I'm happy that as I've been having this monologue, this diatribe, this wonderful picture of Carl Benjamin of Swindon, England, praising Yahweh for his life and health, is just sitting in the background, accessorizing, complimenting what I have to say.

1:29:08
Unknown_12: And here's why that's a good thing.

Unknown_12: You think Sargoid loves Israel?

Unknown_12: Ooh, that's a tough one.

Unknown_12: I wouldn't ask him on Twitter, but his Twitter is very thoroughly fucking banned at this point in time for issuing multiple rape threats and being under investigation by two different branches of UK law enforcement.

Unknown_12: Nigga, I see your message about Pete Buttigieg.

1:29:41
Unknown_15: I will look it up at some point.

Unknown_15: Ah, bingo.

Unknown_12: Okay, I don't know if I have a bingo card thing ready. I have a... Check my bookmarks real quick. I don't think I have any bookmarks on my Firefox.

Unknown_15: But I'll check.

Unknown_15: Oh my god. I do. I showed you.

1:30:13
Unknown_15: I don't know if I have my little Kiwi tokens though.

Unknown_15: Save as.

Unknown_15: Bingo. Add the image.

Unknown_15: Put that up there.

1:30:48
Unknown_15: Do I have my little Kiwi tokens?

Unknown_12: If not, I will make an alternative. I do not have... Oh, I don't know if I have my Nuke England thing either. All my assets are gone.

Unknown_15: I don't know where they went. Oh damn, that's big.

Unknown_15: Wait.

Unknown_12: Copy You know how my I do not have my nuking one thing. So we'll just have to pretend if we get bingo I'll just have to pretend we all think it nuke England in our hearts continuously. Anyways, so it's not that it's not that stretch of an imagination Okay

1:31:25
Unknown_15: What the fuck?

Unknown_12: Oh, how sad.

Unknown_12: The great nation of Russia recognizes that my YouTube channel continues to exist.

1:32:05
Unknown_12: Unfortunately, the apoflocetal state of Google does not. So, unfortunately, we'll have to pass.

Unknown_15: When will the stream start? Soon.

Unknown_15: What?

Unknown_15: Okay, she has a second cooking channel, right?

Unknown_12: Is this it?

Unknown_12: Oh yeah, fuck yeah this is it. Oh my god, oh my god! Look at all this fresh content! Holy shit! Holy cow!

1:32:44
Unknown_12: I have to, I just have to go with the flapjack. There's no way we cannot do the flapjack.

Unknown_04: Hi people, and I'm back cooking again, and today I'm going to be doing flapjack.

Unknown_12: She sounded like she was about to die.

Unknown_04: Right, um, as you can see, I've got two to three tablespoons of golden- Wait, hold up, I already missed one.

Unknown_12: She does have the Metallica shirt. We're off to a good start here.

1:33:15
Unknown_02: Um, do we have the Metallica shirt on this one?

Unknown_02: Yeah, there we go.

Unknown_15: She does sound depressed.

Unknown_04: Okay, so so far...

Unknown_12: This is like, like carbohydrates, sugar, which is carbs and then oil and then margarine. So we have no veggies so far.

1:33:52
Unknown_04: Brown sugar.

Unknown_04: I've got four ounces of Marge and nine ounces of pudding mix.

Unknown_12: Pudding mix. And that's also a thing is, um, is pre-prepared foods. We have,

Unknown_12: I'm gonna put this one up there, but I'm gonna take it away. If she does it incorporates some kind of Some kind of a vegetable into it Visibly wearing no bra. Is that a thing as well?

1:34:28
Unknown_12: Yes, it is Yeah, we're there No Nothing about prepackaged food though, unfortunately it says

Unknown_04: put them all in together. But I don't think it's, oh well. I'm going to put the oats in first.

Unknown_11: Oh yeah, so is the countertop.

Unknown_04: These aren't into it. Oh yeah. It's small ring, that's why.

1:35:19
Unknown_04: She... I'm hesitant to say that it's on the highest setting because she's cooking, she's cooking like sweets.

Unknown_12: If it's on the highest setting it'll burn instantly into a horrible mess. Like I'm a root heart.

Unknown_04: That's flapjack. You love flapjack, don't you? There's like little...

Unknown_04: And now I'm going to add the marge.

1:36:01
Unknown_11: It looks like a litter box.

Unknown_04: And hopefully, it says in the book, marge should help it pull together. If you actually

Unknown_12: I'm really tempted to say that it's on a highest setting because it's so loud. It shouldn't be searing like that, should it? It should be quieter. I'm worried, chat. I don't want to see her burn this into a horrible goopy log and shit.

1:36:34
Unknown_04: You gotta turn that down a bit.

Unknown_12: Yes! She agrees. I'm working it. Fuck you.

Unknown_04: That looks like it.

Unknown_12: Yeah, that's highest setting. Fuck off.

Unknown_12: Fucking like sizzling, scalding hot.

Unknown_04: I smell that, it smells gorgeous, can you smell me? Oh, it's all gone off.

Unknown_04: Get that mild milk tin.

1:37:08
Unknown_12: That looks nasty.

Unknown_04: Now I don't know if it's supposed to go

Unknown_04: I don't even know if I'm doing that. I'm probably always stirring it.

Unknown_04: So I'm going to turn the ring off now.

Unknown_04: My oven is on 200. I know what you're going to say. Your oven's always on 200. Do you go to sleep with it on 200? That's what I do. No, I don't. I'm kidding. Right, I'm going to move this down.

1:37:41
Unknown_12: You put a lot of margin there. I don't know if you're supposed to have it bubbling, but mine is.

Unknown_12: It's like a caramel. It's so thick.

Unknown_12: And she put more fucking margarine to coat the fucking pan. So I put it all in there.

Unknown_04: I'm just going to get my spoon. She scraped a lot of metal into it.

Unknown_12: She did yell at the fans. Good catch.

Unknown_12: So I'm just going to spread it out.

Unknown_04: Spread it in.

1:38:14
Unknown_12: Oh I just realized Kay feeds dogs is one of the titles on this and unfortunately if you haven't been if you haven't been keeping up with things Zigga is no longer with us and it is not possible for her to feed the dog at this current juncture it is it's it's no longer there As you can probably see I greased my tin

Unknown_04: So I'm hoping to Christ it comes out.

Unknown_04: And that's the end product of a ch- oh gosh. What the fuck was that?

Unknown_12: Okay, she must melt that.

Unknown_12: I'm trying to think. Okay. Shaky hands. We have to see some good shaking in the next two minutes.

Unknown_04: Fuck, Jack. That's it. Thanks, Lee. I've cooked it for ten minutes and I've been checking it every five minutes. So that's ten minutes it's had. I can't say that's burned.

1:39:15
Unknown_12: It just looks nasty.

Unknown_04: And Lee's gonna try the missing piece.

Unknown_04: And while he does, there's gonna be a link in the description to my Facebook page.

Unknown_12: It's pure sugar, Lee.

Unknown_04: Just eat the fucking thing.

Unknown_12: You'll like it. It's pure sugar. It's like a gr- You used to love flapjack as a child.

Unknown_04: Personally, I couldn't stand it.

Unknown_00: Very hot.

Unknown_04: Very hot? Well, it's come out- Oh, and my catchphrase? It's just come out of the oven!

1:39:51
Unknown_00: You've got a catchphrase?

Unknown_04: Apparently so. I've been told I have. I didn't know I had, but yes.

Unknown_00: It doesn't taste like normal falafel like you get from the shop.

Unknown_04: Yeah.

Unknown_00: But it's nice.

Unknown_04: Yeah, because you know why? Because theirs is made with butter and mine's made with marge. That's the difference.

Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_12: And... And she cooks it with marge because you fucking ask her to cook it with margerine, you fucking fat cunt.

Unknown_04: Be careful, don't break that thumb.

Unknown_11: Why are you... It's not even her fault this time, it's entirely your own fault, Lee.

1:40:27
Unknown_04: Excuse me.

Unknown_04: that it would go well with some custard. Okay, maybe it will, yeah. So, if you like what you see, please keep viewing me. If you want to give me a big old thumbs up. You're much appreciated.

Unknown_04: And if you haven't... If you want to leave a comment, please feel free, the more the merrier.

Unknown_12: I don't know.

Unknown_04: And if you haven't subscribed... The thing is... Oh, here, I'll let her finish. You know someone who hasn't subscribed to Watch Camera Curly? If you haven't subscribed, or you know someone who hasn't subscribed, he's gonna have that bloody flatbread. Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! If you know someone who hasn't subscribed, he's gonna have that bloody flatbread.

1:40:59
Unknown_11: There's a dog eating it!

Unknown_11: Who the fuck is Cameron?

Unknown_04: And if you haven't subscribed, or you know someone who hasn't subscribed, then watch Camera Girl. If he hasn't subscribed and he knows someone hasn't subscribed, he's gonna have that- You can hear the fucking dog eating it!

Unknown_11: I don't know who- I don't know what imposter this is! But it- The dog has been fed! This imposter animal has fed! Fuck that.

1:41:33
Unknown_04: Get subscribing, get yourself subscribing as well. Thank you, bye!

Unknown_12: She did not bitch about the merchandise. Even though this miracle second dog has appeared to fill that space.

Unknown_12: We did not manage to get bingo, unfortunately.

Unknown_02: It's the same breed as Ziggy?

Unknown_12: Huh. Okay, we have to look up what a fucking Flapjack is, because I had no clue.

1:42:09
Unknown_12: Some horrible Anglo concoction. Some kind of Anglo potion. Some kind of Anglo poison.

Unknown_12: Flapjack. When I think of a Flapjack, I think of, um...

Unknown_02: This. Yeah, this shit.

Unknown_12: Whatever the fuck this kid is. That's the mental image I have for a flapjack. And Yandex. Russia. Mother Russia agrees. It's like a granola bar.

Unknown_15: It's just a granola bar.

Unknown_15: Oat bar.

1:42:45
Unknown_15: This is a sweet tray-baked oat bar.

Unknown_12: Don't we just call it a granola bar? Yeah! In the context that it's synonymous with cereal bar or granola bar.

Unknown_15: This is preposterous.

Unknown_15: Hmm.

Unknown_15: Oh, sometimes pancakes are referred to as a flapjack.

Unknown_02: Pancake, often known as flapjacks.

1:43:17
Unknown_02: I don't know why they're called that. Maybe it must have something like a culinary root with the English word for flapjack.

Unknown_15: I'm thinking about, oh, you know what? I'm a retard. I'm thinking of... I'm thinking of this.

Unknown_12: It's what my grandfather called it. I'm not thinking of the game.

Unknown_12: What the fuck am I thinking of? Is this it? Yeah, this is it. A blackjack. That's what he called it. My grandfather had a metal stick that he would beat black people with as a cop, and he called it a blackjack.

1:43:48
Unknown_02: Presumably because he beats black people. There it is.

Unknown_02: This is what he had. It was leather, but it was metal on the middle.

Unknown_12: See, I know what I'm talking about.

Unknown_15: Billy Club Nightstick, yeah, there's lots of words for it.

1:44:22
Unknown_12: It was also called a blackjack.

Unknown_12: A wabbajack. Oh jeez That has to be the Australian word for it because it's fucking ridiculous New York cops used to call it a nigger be good sick. I have to look this up and see if Russia agrees. Oh

Unknown_12: Uh, I'm not getting any results. I'm not getting any confirmation from that. So... Is that an American History X?

1:44:58
Unknown_12: What the fuck?

Unknown_15: Whatever.

Unknown_15: Wabbajack is a yeah, it is.

Unknown_12: It's a living thing I can believe I could I could believe that it's called a Wabbajack in in Australia. It just seems like something that they would have Okay

Unknown_12: My friends, it's almost midnight here and I have to be a good boy and go to bed at a reasonable time because I'm trying to get a cycle back together because I've been fucking weird recently so I'm trying to get a routine.

1:45:41
Unknown_12: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't do like a real proper stream, but there's lots of little things that I wanted to talk about Instead I didn't have I didn't have anything Pressing on my mind. I didn't feel like putting together a proper stream because that it's it's it's the D live thing I don't know. I don't know if I should stay here or try making streams again, but making them nicer on YouTube I have no I had no idea what I would see in terms of success if I tried to rebrand as something not Kiwi Farms on YouTube, you know I'm gonna have to redo I would do another bingo I enjoyed that but I have to redo my card for the K universe has shifted I need to accommodate it

1:46:38
Unknown_15: Thought towards streaming twice a week It's specifically I don't feel comfy on D live I just don't it makes me very uncomfy to be here because I'm very certain I'm not welcome here is the thing I don't know how much a lemon is worth. I'll have to look it up

Unknown_15: I didn't get banned from YouTube for getting drunk and talking about niggers I got banned from YouTube for saying the word white male while a picture of trannies were on my screen Who is Empty Hero?

Unknown_15: Where did I mention Empty Hero at?

1:47:30
Unknown_15: It uh

Unknown_12: I think the hero is this guy, SmegmaKing. SmegmaKing on Twitter. He's a funny guy.

Unknown_12: He made a book called, What If Trayvon Lived? And it was a complete farce. And it triggered the Trayvon Martin family so bad they sued him.

Unknown_12: I think his book got taken down off Amazon.

Unknown_12: I'm not sure.

1:48:02
Unknown_02: Look, if you Google it, the first result is my fucking site. It's so weird.

Unknown_12: Yeah, this is it.

Unknown_12: Trayvon's mother stopped him at the door as he prepared to leave for school, wiped a crust of crack rock from his face, and smiled. I heard Tracy talking in the hallway. Be sure to say good morning to your father before heading off, she whispered. Trayvon nodded and headed back into the apartment complex hallway. Two African-American men lay atop each other at the far end of the hallway. The man on top laid lengthwise down the hall. The red, black, and green fur of his dog-skin jacket hung loosely over his exposed, rotting, plum-like testicles. The man on the bottom, Trayvon's father, lay horizontally across the hall. He wore nothing save for a little bowler hat of about four inches in circumference. that somehow seemed magnetized to his bald scalp. Crust of a dried white substance flaked from the corners of his mouth as he yawned.

1:48:39
Unknown_12: Why the fuck are you on the floor naked with that crackhead, Dad? Trayvon asked. Son, when you think about it, weren't we all naked on the floor with a crackhead in one way or another at some point in our lives? His father replied, No! Now stop being gay!

1:49:24
Unknown_12: And what exactly am I doing right now that makes me gay, son? You have cum on your face.

Unknown_12: There is nothing gay about eating mahogany man marmalade, Trey. Everything that lives was once made of cum. When you eat something other than rocks, you're basically eating highly-evolved cum. Forget that, boy. Break me off a piece of that crack you're holding. The man on top of Tracy. Mumbled while fluffing Tracy's buttcheeks. Like a pillow.

1:49:57
Unknown_12: Tracy replied, get high on this crack gay ass nigga. He then clenched his bare feet, squirting and shotgun blasted a hot cloud of half digested pickles pig feet vapors directly into the open mouth of his counterpart. Trayvon strode towards them and shook his head. Y'all niggas gay. You're just lucky mom's too busy to notice, he said while stepping over Tracy's face and shoulders. Tracy's jaundiced, bloodshot eyes burst out like a pocket watch that was wound too tight. His pitch black, cocoa butter scented hands shot upwards, grabbing Trayvon by the pants. Then the penis. Then the taint. Yo, get off me, man. Y'all niggas gay as fuck." Trayvon screamed in vain. No one came to help him. His father's grasp proved beyond his abilities to escape.

1:50:30
Unknown_12: Trayvon smiled and tugged at Trayvon's... Tracy smiled and tugged at Trayvon's pants elastic. Trayvon's penis flopped towards Tracy's face like an AIDS-infested weasel of love. Tracy bobbed and weaved, trying to catch it in his mouth, but Trayvon's penis was so nimble, Tracy could not.

1:51:11
Unknown_12: The Martin family were displeased by this book, by the way.

Unknown_15: Oh, he posted.

Unknown_15: If faces are copyrightable, better hope Emmett Smith's lawyer's never seen her headshot.

Unknown_12: Yeah, he got banned off Twitter too. Oh no! He- his- Did his Twitter- Everything about SmegmaKing is gone! They killed him!

1:51:49
Unknown_15: Is it already gone?

Unknown_15: What the fuck?

Unknown_15: It now links to something called... Baroque's Apocalypse, Europe Book 2 by Michael Wood.

Unknown_12: I guess that's his real name. What if Trayvon Martin survived and George Zimmerman died in his place? What if President Barack Obama accidentally transformed African Americans into horrific Lovecraftian abominations while trying to make them all light-skinned? That's funny. It only has six reviews. I thought the book was really funny. At least the cover of it was.

1:52:22
Unknown_12: I enjoyed the excerpt when I read. That was quality.

Unknown_12: Look, this is a five star book. There are really good books that aren't five star on Amazon.

Unknown_12: Yeah, they're still selling this. You know what they're not selling? Culture of Critique. They took fucking Culture of Critique off the Amazon page.

Unknown_12: Which is just preposterous to me. Culture of Critique is like a real book that I've heard of.

1:52:57
Unknown_15: I guess it's offensive though. It's about Jews, right? Culture of critique?

Unknown_12: The thing that gets me is, it's like, okay, if you're like a 14-year-old boy, right, and you're coming of age in the current year, God forbid, and you don't know anything about politically incorrect shit, but you see somebody say the words, Jewish people control the media, and they will censor any criticism of them, and then that person is immediately taken off of every platform ever.

1:53:41
Unknown_12: Like, if you don't know anything about history, you don't know anything about the World War, you don't know anything about race, but you hear those words and you see that effect, like, you just assume that they're right. I don't... I just don't get it.

Unknown_12: Like, I had no interest in ever reading Culture of Critique until it ticked off the Amazon page, and now I have it on my Kindle. I downloaded a PDF somewhere, and it's on my Kindle.

Unknown_12: I'll show you my Kindle. I need to start reading more. I bought a bunch of books and I uh, I need to catch up on them.

Unknown_12: I have uh, here, I'll just take a picture.

1:54:25
Unknown_15: I'll throw it up.

Unknown_12: Oh, my bingo card is still on the thing. Whatever.

Unknown_12: Here. Screencap this and share it with your friends.

Unknown_15: This is my, this is my Amazon Kindle.

Unknown_15: I got a bunch of lol shit.

Unknown_12: I have The Culture Critique, I haven't read it yet. I have The Day of the Rope by Devin Stack, which I've been meaning to get around to. I have Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky, which is, um... Which was interesting, I guess? What was interesting about that book is just how much of a fucking sociopath Saul Alinsky is. Like, he's making fun of the people in the book.

1:55:00
Unknown_12: Like he's talking about, the thing that got me was he was talking about how he was going to use like fart tactics to subdue people. I think I mentioned this last livestream and in Rules for Radicals he literally talks about how he was going to convince a delegation of black people to attend a symphony. After eating a lot of beans so that they would literally fart up the symphony and make it stinky Because it would embarrass the the mayor and the mayor literally was like what the fuck do you guys want? and then he said what he wanted, but they The whole reason why the black people didn't have access to that to begin with because they didn't want it

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Unknown_12: And it was fucking psychotic. It was fucking really weird and really crazy.

Unknown_12: But I would recommend reading it because both Clinton and Obama have mentioned Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky as a huge inspiration to them. So if you ever wonder why politics is so fucking weird, it's because this Jewish guy named Saul Alinsky wrote a book about farting your way into political success and a lot of people took him very seriously.

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Unknown_12: I don't know what Zarathustra is, but somebody suggested The Strangers and The Myth of Sisyphus, so I downloaded those, and I want to read through them. I started with The Stranger, and I got the first chapter today, and I really liked it, so I'm going to keep reading that.

Unknown_02: Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

Unknown_12: That's enough. That's enough. I'm not going to be able to get to my bedtime at this rate.

Unknown_12: I'll see you guys next week. Where's my nag banner? Make sure to give me money cuz I need that for food I'm too thin. I need to fatten up. So please feed me and Let's pick it. Let's pick I use the scissors sister song on the intro. So I'll use I'll use I'll use another one. Yeah. All right All right I'll see you guys when I see you

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Unknown_01: It's not easy having yourself a good time Greasing up those pets and bellies Watching out they don't wanna let em Fuckin' kiss you both at the same time

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Unknown_13: I'm not a gangster tonight Don't wanna be a bad guy I'm just a loner, baby And now you've gotten in my way I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you're probably gonna never Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why my heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the slides Keep going

Unknown_13: Bitch convincing people to like you If I stopped now, call me a quitter Lies were cats, you'd be a litter Pleasing everyone isn't like you Dancing chicks until I'm crippled Slut and drinks, I won't get pickled I've got to hand it to you You play for all the same rules It takes the truth

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Unknown_14: I can't decide whether you should live or die Or you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head in cries I wonder why my heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride Oh, I could throw you in the lake I'll feed you poison birthday cake I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone

Unknown_14: But you might crawl out with a knife And kill me when I'm sleeping That's why I can't decide Whether you should live or die Or you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head in cries I wonder why my heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride do