Jacob Wohl - Mad at the Internet 2019-05-02

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Unknown_03: Sippin' on straight chlorine Let the vibe slide over me This beat is a chemical Beat is a chemical When I leave, don't save my seat I'll be back when it's all complete The moment is medical Moment is medical Sippin' on straight chlorine Lovin' what I'm taste

Unknown_04: Spending their time Poisonous vibrations Help my body run I'm running for my life Running for my life Sipping on straight glory

0:01:37
Unknown_04: Where is his lolcow uniform? He's wearing it on the inside, my friend.

Unknown_06: this guy okay I probably shouldn't get into it already we got a few minutes to burn before I can start talking about the subject because I don't I don't I don't want to start recording until until the turn of the hour where I know people are watching and stuff this guy is like

0:02:13
Unknown_06: He's like a professional little cow. He like does it and makes money doing it. But being a complete fucking loser. It's hilarious. It's just pathetic and amazing.

Unknown_06: You think he's a fed yeah, maybe I'll go over my my personal conspiracy theory for what he does But no, he's a he's a complete fucking freak How how is everybody though, how is everybody I don't I don't know what to expect on the 1d live, but I will I'll throw this up on bit shoot or whatever the fuck. It's called

0:02:56
Unknown_10: Get turned off again.

Unknown_10: You know what?

Unknown_06: I really, I gotta admit, I really don't fucking like DLive. Because it's like, I just started right, and I made sure to set my age restriction tag to not restricted. And what I was going to do, is I was going to make it so that I would have it off, so that it appeared on the front of the page. And then once I started talking about stuff that would be objectionable, I'd cut it on so it would disappear. So that if you were just trying to find my stream, and go to... God, I hate the stickers, because people just spam it, and they don't talk. It really detracts from my ability to enjoy streaming, I gotta admit. I'm turning them off again, I'm sorry.

0:03:26
Unknown_06: But it's like, just in case you go to dlive.com, or .tv, or whatever the fuck the site is, to try and find the stream, without knowing the exact URL,

0:04:05
Unknown_06: during the pre-stream you'd be able to find it but I just refreshed the page and they've turned age restriction back on during the pre-stream so it's like I don't know if they are doing that manually like when they see me streaming they turn it back on to age restriction or if it's just like permanently locked and it lies to me when it says that it turns age restriction off but it's it's really really clear that the people who run this site do not want me on this site

Unknown_06: God, I hate the fucking woo people. I just hate it because it's not funny and it's not clever and it's... It's such fucking faggot bullshit from weirdos from the President Trump thread. I don't know why it bothers me so much. It's just like... It's literally mindless noise that autistic animal people make.

Unknown_06: And it's like the stickers. It just has no value whatsoever.

0:05:05
Unknown_06: When will I stream on VK? I might next.

Unknown_06: Or I might just go back to YouTube and continue making alt accounts and shit.

Unknown_10: I just can't take it. I can't take the fucking dog people.

Unknown_06: Yeah, when Bitshoot's P2P thing comes over, I'll switch over for sure. Because that is just obviously the future. It's obviously the future to have peer-to-peer.

0:05:37
Unknown_06: It's just, what is a requisite?

Unknown_10: Aren't there Chinese streaming sites? They probably don't allow American streamers or English-speaking streamers on it.

Unknown_10: Yeah, welcome to VinWorld.

Unknown_06: Ban anybody saying a woo.

Unknown_06: I just can't fucking take it. It's like, what kind of a fucking brainlet do you have to be to, like, make dog sounds in a fucking chat room? As like, as like a calling card. Look, I just, I can't take it. I fucking hate you people. Get the fuck out. I can't, I can't fucking stand you.

0:06:12
Unknown_05: I can't, I can't fucking stand the dogs.

Unknown_05: It's just like, it's like those fucking blobs when you break the blob in half and it makes two smaller blobs.

0:06:46
Unknown_06: Look, I keep, I keep timing out the awoos and more, and more keep coming.

Unknown_05: Why is this like this?

Unknown_06: Ah.

Unknown_06: I know I am. It's just... It's like I want to read my chat, and I can't read my chat with the fucking stickers, and I can't read my chat with the fucking dogs in it. I need a non-dog, non-stickered chat.

Unknown_06: Because reading the chat's the best part of streaming, and when you can't fucking read the chat because of the dogs... The woo is. Because the people do the oboe thing, like... Like, when it's, uh...

0:07:28
Unknown_06: When it's like appropriate, it's like a meme that has a specific, it's a specific reaction to a specific, like, it's a response to something. But the dogs, they just do it all the time. And it's like, it's like dogs in real life. When they just howl to let other dogs know that they're there.

Unknown_06: It's just a dog thing, and it's like a subhuman communication method between dogs.

Unknown_06: I mean, I like dogs in real life, but I don't like people dogs.

Unknown_06: Yeah, exactly. If you don't like to chat, if you don't enjoy chatting with people, you just edit a video and then you throw it up on YouTube and you never have to worry about making a mistake or anything. You can just not include anything copyrighted. You don't have to worry about reacting on the fly. You don't have to try to be funny. It's just much easier to edit a video. You do it for the chat. But when the chat is stickers and dogs, it's an issue.

0:08:15
Unknown_06: Bad hour. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just I'm trying to figure out what time to stream. I don't know what time to stream I just stream when I feel like it but uh yeah, let me let me start recording for the the bit shoot backup and Then they'll start talking about about this man.

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Unknown_10: I

Unknown_10: Okay, so this is about Jacob Wohl.

Unknown_06: Wohl? How- I'm sorry. I should have at some point in my research preparing for this stream, I should have googled how to pronounce the name Wohl.

Unknown_06: And I did not do that. I neglected to do that.

Unknown_06: I legit have no fucking idea how to pronounce it. So I'm gonna do that right now because otherwise I'm gonna start saying Wohl incorrectly.

0:09:33
Unknown_06: And people listening who know how it should be pronounced are going to be mad and annoyed the entire time.

Unknown_10: Jacob lol.

Unknown_10: Speak up, German man.

Unknown_10: That sounds like a bot.

Unknown_10: Whatever.

Unknown_10: I'm just gonna say wall. Okay.

Unknown_06: I found this guy by reading a Twitter article about, not a Twitter article, a Wikipedia article about Twitter bans. And I saw this guy and his name was Jacobol and he was banned from Twitter for promoting conspiracy theories. And I'm like, that just sounds like bullshit. So I opened up Firefox on his Twitter page. I'll make it bigger so people can actually see what I'm talking about.

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Unknown_06: But I'm looking at it, and it's like, okay, Jacob Bowle, born in 1997, is an American far-right conspiracy theorist, fraudster, and internet troll. He was formerly an online blogger and columnist for the Gateway Pundit. Now, I'm reading this right, and there's a thing on Wikipedia. If you're watching like a Wikipedia, or reading a Wikipedia article, and you notice that links

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Unknown_06: have 8,000 citations. I think Alex Jones is a good one. I'll show you Alex Jones real quick.

Unknown_06: He's a far-right conspiracy theorist and then has six fucking citations. And that's like a Wikipedia thing where

Unknown_06: If they're gonna posit like a statement that people editing are gonna find contentious They they add a ridiculous amount of like citations for it, and we'll see if Gamergate has it too

Unknown_06: No, this one's actually you're you're not actually supposed to have any citations in the opening opening article It's supposed to be like in the paragraph But you see each each one of these has like eight fucking citations trying to train to back it up And that's a sign that the people editing it have an agenda. So I'm reading this right and I'm thinking Okay, this has each one of these links each one of these links has a

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Unknown_06: Like, six different citations on it. So I'm thinking, this has to be bullshit. And I say, alright.

Unknown_06: I'm gonna, like, I just post it in the Kiwi Farms chat. I'm like, look at this. Look at this bullshit. Where they're doing that thing where they try to back up their bullshit by having as many citations to their own bullshit fucking websites.

Unknown_06: Uh, let's see. NBC. Fuck NBC. Fuck Washington Post.

Unknown_06: That's a, that's a political...

0:12:28
Unknown_06: Their citation to show that Jacob Wohl is a far-right American conspiracy theorist is a PolitiFact tweet saying that yes, Kamala Harris is eligible to run for president.

Unknown_06: How the fuck does that make sense?

Unknown_06: Whatever, you get the point, where it's just like, okay, this looks like bullshit, and I throw it in chat, and I'm like, look at this fucking bullshit. And they go, no, no, no, you don't understand. Jacob Wohl is actually a fucking crazy person. And the first hint is actually on this page, when you look to the right, and it says, his occupation is conspiracy theorist, broadster, and internet troll. Internet troll spelled with a lowercase i, which is grammatically incorrect.

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Unknown_06: And I'm thinking, okay, well what the fuck has this guy done that's funny? And the answer is, a lot. People astutely pointed out before the stream that this man does not look like Chris. Now, there is- I just noticed this.

Unknown_06: But there is a giveaway that he is actually in a proper

Unknown_06: locale uniform he is not you might think he's sharply dressed and because he is so well dressed he cannot possibly be a locale but there is a tell for those those those with keen eyes and you'll clearly see

0:13:54
Unknown_06: That his tie is of the fabric of Christian West and Chandler's shirt and that is That is obviously the dead the dead giveaway that he he is cut from the same fabric and hey in the spiritual sense as well Okay, so this guy

Unknown_06: First got attention. Now he's written a bunch of shit for the Gateway Pundit. He no longer is working with him anymore. But this is his introduction. I'm like, okay, I have to know more about this guy because he seems like a crazy person.

Unknown_06: So this is JacobBull.org. This is his introduction.

Unknown_06: Jacob wool is a conservative writer speaker in political operative. He operate he currently serves as the chairman and President of the Arlington Institute group specializing in fifth-generation political warfare Jacob wool has written for the Gateway Pundit your newswire in cult to teacher Both as a journalist and columnist and was the youngest person to ever start a hedge fund I forgot that he okay He chose to put that in his autobiography. Wohl is an outspoken advocate for the state of Israel and has run major efforts to curb anti-Semitism in the United States. In one such effort, Wohl garnered over 220,000 signatures to a petition to remove Congresswoman Ilhan Omar from the House of Foreign Affairs committee.

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Unknown_06: The petition, along with the boots-on-the-ground investigation led by Wohl, led the White House to censure, or censure, as in to reprimand, Ilhan Omar in one of the first moves of its type, condemning hate. Jacob Wohl is building an organization to continue the fight against bigots like Ilhan Omar, who threaten the constitutional fabric of our nation. What he does not mention, by the way, in this little blurb is, uh, I want to say that there is somewhere... Oh man, I'm... Wool is Jewish. There it is.

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Unknown_06: He did not disclose that he is actually personally Jewish, which I don't know, it seemed pertinent in that blob.

Unknown_06: I didn't know this at first, by the way. I didn't pick this because he's Jewish, I promise you. I found that out last, actually.

0:16:22
Unknown_06: But this is, okay, this is very creatively written. I gotta give it to him. He's a good writer. He went to a good school, I imagine.

Unknown_06: And this thing about 220,000 signatures to remove Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is not fake either. This is the change.org petition that he has and his, what I guess is his CV.

0:16:57
Unknown_06: So he made this petition, and it actually got a lot of traction. It got shared around. Many of you watching this probably have signed this fucking petition to remove Ilhan Omar for her horrible anti-semitic comments.

Unknown_06: But what's more interesting is actually this. Now, we'll get back to Ilhan Omar, because it really fucking hates her.

Unknown_06: But this thing, the youngest person to ever start a hedge fund, this is not the only accomplishment that he's had. Because he wasn't only the youngest person to start a hedge fund, he was the youngest person to ever be banned from trading securities by the National Futures Association. And this is the determination by the NFA. I'm not going to read all of this obviously because it's very long.

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Unknown_06: But the evidence presented at the hearing clearly demonstrated that Nex Capital and Wohl refused to submit to an examination despite the examination team's multiple attempts to contact Wohl at the address Wohl had provided to the NFA as a business contact address.

Unknown_06: It explains earlier in this, by the way, that the address for his business was actually his dad's house.

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Unknown_06: And no, this is not the National Firearms Act. This is the National Futures Association organization, which is an independent organization.

Unknown_06: Although the examination team acted appropriately and professionally at all times, the only response the examination team received was a phone call from Wohl's father, who denied NFA's authority to conduct an examination and threatened legal action should the examination team further attempt to contact Wohl.

Unknown_06: David Wohl's email to the NFA on June 23, 2016 denying NFA's jurisdiction and repeatedly threatening the examination team with legal action should the examination team continue to pursue the examination made it clear that Wohl and NexCapital had no intention of cooperating with the NFA even after being informed of the consequences for continuing to fail to cooperate.

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Unknown_06: The decision was basically that his company cannot be a part of the NFA ever again, and Wohl is also permanently banned from being a member of the NFA or to participate as a securities trader. That is something.

Unknown_06: That is something that he put on his resume, the youngest person to ever start a hedge fund, which led to him being the youngest person to ever be banned from the NFA for committing fraud.

Unknown_06: In this, there's a complaint.

Unknown_06: That somebody had given him $75,000, and when they called to ask about that money, it had made money, is what Bull told the investor. But he did not give them the option to get their money back. So he just stole that fucking money. And there's a story like this that I just can't wait to tell you.

0:20:01
Unknown_06: If the stream is choppy, I'm recording it and you'll be on one bitch here.

Unknown_06: Ooh Do I want to start there?

Unknown_06: Okay, I don't is this long how long is this?

Unknown_06: I'll read this. I promise it's worth it. I want to give you an introduction. This is called Surefire Intelligence, the CIA for hire for the rich and the famous by Evan Goldman, an Israeli journalist covering the shadowy world of private intelligence.

0:20:35
Unknown_06: In a nondescript building in Orange County, California, behind a large, heavy, unmarked steel door, there are a group of intelligence professionals working on brainstorming the tactics for a new case brought to them by a high net worth client. They don't work for the FBI, the CIA, or any other government agency. Matthew Cohen, the sole partner of Surefire Intelligence, told me that the client worked in high finance, but was not willing to divulge more, citing contractually obligated confidentiality. a client whose case represented an almost seven-figure payday for the firm, hired them to execute what was described by one Surefire operative as due diligence. I was allowed to visit Surefire's office under the condition that I wouldn't divulge the exact address. When I entered the first of the two layers of doors, a Surefire employee, a well-built man in his late 40s or early 50s, asked for my cell phone before placing it in a metal box. Then I was scanned with what looked like an RFID meter, presumably to check that I wasn't wearing any hidden cameras or recording devices.

0:21:45
Unknown_06: The origins of Surefire Intelligence are little known. It's widely believed to be a firm that began as a group of former intelligence officials who were executing a la carte jobs for international clients, namely in the Middle East and Eastern Europe. The firm's head, Matthew Cohen, who grew up in Orange County, Hmm.

Unknown_06: Grew up in Orange County, California. Not exactly the kind of place that you would imagine Eastern European and Middle Eastern intelligence agents to be coming from.

0:22:21
Unknown_06: Says that he moved the operatives to the area because the money here is good and the weather is even better. The firm now employs more than a dozen staff, including forensic accountants, whatever the fuck that means, former intelligence professionals of various nationalities, cyber specialists, investigators, and a translator who boasted that she was fluent in eight languages. French, Russian, Ukrainian, English, Swiss, German,

Unknown_06: I'm pretty sure people from Switzerland don't say they speak Swiss German. I could be wrong, but that's funny to me. Spanish, Portuguese, and Mandarin Chinese. On the wall of the office, under the noticeably cold air conditioning, there were eight mounted television, each of them tuned to a different news network. Cohen, who founded the firm, yes, we know this, you've said that three fucking times, every goddamn paragraph introduces Cohen as the founder of the firm, is a young titan. And this is a young titan, unlike somebody else we know who's very young and a self-proclaimed titan of something.

0:23:35
Unknown_06: Is the most is the young tenant is mostly shadowy industry at age 25 the other eight operatives who are working inside the building on the two days I visited in early August ranged from 27 to 58

Unknown_06: Surefire, which to this point has served mostly as a fixer, which is a crime, technically, for high net worth individuals, is aiming to break into the realm of corporate intelligence and counterintelligence in the near future. While they have now worked on what the firm's COO, Daniel Helms, describes as a handful of corporate jobs, Cohen said, as we gain more experience as a team and develop an even longer and more illustrious track record, I'm sure the Fortune 500 will come calling. I'm sure they will.

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Unknown_06: I asked Matthew Cohen if I could speak to one of the firm's current or former clients. Cohen said that he would do his best to put me in touch with one of them. Why would he do that?

Unknown_06: If you're entering a place that has like two layers of blast doors in Los Angeles, one of the most secure cities in the world, obviously, why would he put you in contact with one of his clients?

Unknown_06: Uh, three days after my initial request to speak to one of his clients, Matthew Cohen called me to let me know that he could put me in touch with one of his clients on the condition that I preserve her non-amenity. I agreed, and three days later I met her at a coffee shop in Denver, Colorado. The client, a middle-aged, seemingly well-heeled woman, said that she paid the firm what she could only describe as several thousand dollars.

0:24:47
Unknown_06: I guess this firm takes seven-figure paydays and also small several thousand dollars worth of income to investigate a former business partner that has absconded with hundreds of thousands of dollars embezzled from the business.

Unknown_06: Based on the after-action report that Surefire produced, the client from Colorado described the operation as follows. Over the course of three months, Surefire's operatives tracked down the subject of the investigation using both electronic and other means. Once he was located, they began a process of creating two reports designed to impeach his credibility and highlight his alleged financial crimes. Two Surefire operatives met with the subject of their investigation in public as he was picking up his morning coffee at Starbucks and asked him to take a seat so he could show them something. He obliged.

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Unknown_06: When he was seated outside the coffee shop, the Surefire operatives, who the agency declined to name, presented the subject with the reports and threatened to present them to the FBI if the subject did not return the money to the company in full and turn over his share of the company to the client. The subject reluctantly signed the documents on the spot, and they were promptly notarized.

0:26:00
Unknown_06: I'm not a lawyer, but I have read books about contract law, and if you get somebody to sign a contract under duress, the contract is invalid.

Unknown_06: You can't do that.

Unknown_06: You can't do that.

Unknown_06: Oh, it was promptly notarized. Wait, if they were notarized,

0:26:37
Unknown_06: If you notarize something, the notary has to watch you sign the documents. You can't sign the documents and then have them notarized by a notary. You have to do it with the notary there. And even then it doesn't matter if it's notarized. The fucking guy's under duress. And I imagine the notary wouldn't fucking notarize it if they wanted to keep their notary license if the guy was under duress or whatever.

0:27:14
Unknown_06: When asked to expand on the details of the operation described to him that the former surefire client Cohen said we do not comment on completed or ongoing operations unless it's to put you in touch with the people who Illegally coerce somebody into signing a contract apparently Baptized and notarized and circumcised all at once on the spot at the Starbucks and

Unknown_06: Okay, so needless to say, this is all bullshit. Evan Goldman does not exist. Evan Goldman was a Twitter account made by Wall, who has many, many different Twitter accounts for various purposes. Now, the source I'm about to use is the Daily Beast. And I would not trust the Daily Beast with anything, which is why I haven't trusted the Daily Beast with anything. I've looked it up to make sure that it's right. He actually did do this. And, um, the reason why they knew that Surefire Intelligence belonged to Wool was that, um,

0:28:08
Unknown_06: He had registered the business and the phone belonged to his mother. So when they called Surefire Intelligence to see if they actually existed, David Wohl's mommy picked up and was like, I have no idea what you're talking about.

0:28:43
Unknown_06: Um, so if you don't know what happened with this particular conference, David Wall, pictured here, looking very dapper and also quite sad, he looks like a school shooter. What school shooter? He looks like, um, fucking... Elliot Rodger. Just a bit. I think it's Elliot Rodger.

Unknown_06: Think he definitely reminds me of somebody if you guys if you guys know yes, he Absolutely looks like fucking Elliot Roger. Just not a happy. He's not a happens

Unknown_06: Anyways, um, he accused Muller of sexual assault. He said that he had a witness willing to testify against Muller and say, under penalty of perjury, that she was sexually assaulted by him, uh, in 2010. Oh, Cold Still Cruz, too. That's right, that's right.

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Unknown_06: The issue is that he put up a picture of this woman with her face blurred out, and it turned out to be a picture of his girlfriend.

Unknown_06: This is a picture that he had put up on the internet a few days before, or not a few days before, but much, like way earlier, with him and the girlfriend, and the original was uncensored. This guy chose to censor it, I think. And then this is the one that he put out for his professional press conference where he just took out MS Paint and used the paint tool to spray over her face.

0:30:24
Unknown_06: But, you know, basically people just reversed image searched the picture and found out that he's completely full of shit. Needless to say, this woman did not turn up at this press conference that they had scheduled to state their claims. And I have video of this My only concern is that it may not be too interesting. I just kind of want to give you guys a understanding of how that press conference went.

Unknown_10: Not to make a scene, not to cause a problem.

Unknown_08: She walked about 30 feet towards the elevator.

Unknown_08: Mr. Moeller.

0:31:03
Unknown_08: And they went up the elevator to what she says was a suite on the 19th floor of the hotel.

Unknown_00: I would say the one thing I would add, I find it interesting that the special counsel is already defending himself prior to our press conference. He's leaking and or putting out, I don't know which, that he was on jury duty that week.

Unknown_06: It was very dry. That's the thing. I couldn't find any particularly funny moments. What is interesting is actually mentioned in the article from the Daily Beast where... This hoax didn't go out too well to the point where the Gateway Pundit, a site that he's contributed to, had a reporter at that press conference who asked him questions that made him very uncomfortable. And shortly after this, the whole thing just kinda died. What's actually really shocking about LoL is that as I go into this, and there's a couple other things that he's fuckin' done that are, it's just like, crazy to me. Is that he's still- he hasn't been convicted of any crimes. And he's done multiple very illegal fucking things, and I have no idea- Actually, I'm full of shit. I know exactly how he doesn't get arrested for shit.

0:31:57
Unknown_06: Because if we read this, his father is a...

0:32:35
Unknown_06: is David Wohl, who is of course Jewish as well, and an attorney and conservative commenter who has been a guest on Fox News programs. So if you ever wonder how this guy doesn't get fucking arrested and tried by anyone, answer one is here.

Unknown_06: Answer two is here. And that's, yeah, how? How, Munchat?

Unknown_06: Okay, this is my favorite thing about this entire thing. Like, the thing for this is really silly. It's just he accused Mueller of raping his ex-girlfriend, basically. And then they had a press conference where she refused to show up because it was embarrassing and criminal.

0:33:17
Unknown_06: And at the end, I couldn't find this in the video. I was desperately trying to find this. Berkman, the older man that was with him, says,

Unknown_06: So all you motherfuckers in Salzburg, in Austria, who hold up Mozart and the fact that he wrote Twinkle Twinkle Little Star at five years old, you motherfuckers can sit the fuck down. Because we've got Jacob Wohl, and Orange County is going to be building monuments to this kid for the next 300 fucking years.

0:33:56
Unknown_06: Okay, what's this one? Okay, so let's let's take a look at the dates, right? This Will Sommer guy, this Will Sommer guy really fucking hates Jacob Wohl and he wrote all of these articles which are very funny.

Unknown_06: But take a look at the date. This is written on...

Unknown_06: My brain is freezing because I don't know if this is an American date or if it's an international date.

Unknown_06: I'll find out in a second. Okay, it's an international date. This is November 1st.

0:34:27
Unknown_06: My American brain is fucking melting trying to figure out this date.

Unknown_06: This is November 1st. The very next day, he writes this shit on how

Unknown_06: He used, remember, if we go back to the Medium Post, they accept seven-figure-digit contracts from multinational corporations, but also sometimes they get clients who only offer $2,000.

Unknown_06: In this instance, a woman missing her SUV, a 35-year-old woman lost her SUV, and put an ad up on Craigslist saying that I'll pay you money if you find my truck, because it's missing.

0:35:13
Unknown_06: David Bull, or Jacob Bull, whatever the fuck his name is, being the pragmatic young capitalist that he is, used his Surefire Intelligence organization, which also was responsible for the report for sexual assault against Mueller, who Bull did not disclose that he was the owner of before people found out that he was the owner of it.

Unknown_06: Offered to find it for $1,200. And then never did anything with it. He never found her fucking van. This is a homeless woman. This guy writes that she was homeless, or at least that had been at some point in the past. Lost her truck, was really cut up over it, and said, I'll pay you $1,200 to find my fucking truck. And he says, oh, my private investigator company, Surefire Intelligence, will find your fucking truck. And then just takes the money from this homeless woman and doesn't turn it off at all.

0:36:09
Unknown_06: The really interesting thing about this is, again, every one of these articles is like a different crime. Because he is not a licensed private investigator and neither is his company, obviously, because nothing that he does is legit. But if you don't know this, for some reason, I don't even know how, this is not common knowledge, but you can't call yourself a private investigator unless you are a licensed private investigator. You don't usually think of private investigators as being something you need a license for and you can't legally claim to be unless you have a license for it, like a doctor or a lawyer. But private investigators are protected exactly like other types of educated legal work. So when he, him being an idiot, not bothering to look this up, just says, oh I'm a private investigator with a private investigation firm, he violated another local law in Washington regarding declaring yourself a private investigator without a license.

0:36:45
Unknown_06: So again, how does he stay out of trouble just breaking the fucking law everywhere?

0:37:27
Unknown_06: And it's a mystery. I'm not going to read through all this, but it's really worth reading, and I think it's on the Kiwi Farms thread about him.

Unknown_06: If you're interested, I would encourage you to look it up, because this is like the day after. He's in the middle of this pathetic smear campaign against Mueller, and at the same time, he's stealing petty lumps of cash from homeless women by lying about being a private investigator.

0:38:03
Unknown_06: So after this, he takes a bit of a break, right?

Unknown_06: And then the Ilhan Omar thing comes up and he puts out his petition, right? And it's just like, okay, I obviously got a lot of signatories. This is something that is good publicity, which I can monetize and benefit myself with. So he says, he sets up this whole thing and he does a documentary. He does a documentary.

Unknown_06: trying to prove that Ilhan Omar married her brother. And I think this was in the article. This is a very short article, so I'll read it. Right-wing personality Jacob Bull appears to have fake death threats against himself and submitted them to police as evidence that he was facing terroristic threats, according to newly released documents. Bull and fellow provocateur Laura Loomer went to Minneapolis last month to investigate whether their

0:38:39
Unknown_06: Another request to prove that Rep. Ilhan Omar married her own brother, a charge based on flimsy blog comments that have since been disproven. Wohl's videos to his fans were premised on the idea that Minneapolis is an incredibly dangerous place and often featured him wearing a bulletproof vest. At one point in the video to their trip, Wohl goes to a Minneapolis police station to report death threats he says he and his team received since being in the city.

0:39:19
Unknown_06: One of those threats came via direct message from a Twitter account called Drake Holmes 612, who described himself as a Minneapolis diversity coordinator. A bit fucking on the nose there, Jared, or Jacob, whatever the fuck your name is. I hope you fucking know that if I bump into you in Dinkytown or anywhere else in my city, I'm gonna shoot you and shit on your fucking bodies, the account wrote to Wolfe's team. Get the fuck out of my city, you piece of shit, now. But Drake Holmes 612 isn't a real account. As a journalist, Tony Webster first noticed Drake Holmes is one of the fake accounts Wolfe created in the run-up to his Twitter ban. A source familiar with Hol- I love this, this is like schlock fucking journalism that you'd expect from the Daily Bees. A source familiar with Wool's fake accounts confirmed to me that Drake Holmes was run by Wool before being deleted by Twitter. This means Wool was sending himself fake death threats, presumably in an attempt to up the drama during the Minneapolis video.

0:40:32
Unknown_06: Then they just talked about other shit that he's done, but this this is true and because he like he published a list of his alt accounts like he told people when I get banned I'm gonna use these alt accounts and shit and that was one of them and then they just forgot that he did that and Ran with it again

Unknown_06: But if you don't think he's dumb enough to fucking do that, look at this. He published a picture of himself with his girlfriend, and then forgot he had published that picture of him with his girlfriend, and then used that same picture to fucking try and smear...

Unknown_06: Who is arguably the top dog? I can't imagine anybody else in a more protected position in the United States than Mueller. I think for a while Mueller probably had more secret service members protecting his ass than fucking Trump. So that's the kind of recklessness and bullshit that he fucking barrels into everything with.

0:41:21
Unknown_06: Okay, we have to talk about the documentary now.

Unknown_02: Are we rolling? All right, guys, Laura Loomer here. We are here in Minneapolis, Minnesota at Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home, about to serve her with a sworn affidavit swearing under penalty of perjury that she has never married any of her biological siblings. So let's go.

0:41:56
Unknown_06: Like, are they at their house?

Unknown_06: She's just showing up to Ilhan Omar's fucking house?

Unknown_06: What assholes.

0:42:28
Unknown_02: The lights are on.

Unknown_11: Ding dong.

Unknown_02: The lights are on.

Unknown_02: Anybody home?

Unknown_06: Inshallah, open the door. She's in there having relations with her brother at this moment.

Unknown_02: No answer.

Unknown_02: I guess we're just gonna have to go try her off, that's right.

0:43:00
Unknown_06: Damn, that's fucking intense. I liked all the quick cuts between the two different cameras. I guess because I realized it would be really fucking boring to just have it sit there and like record her without

Unknown_06: Without any movement of the camera at all.

Unknown_06: Oh, and he points out the music is just like, I did not add it. This is another clip. We'll touch this.

Unknown_10: Go.

Unknown_10: Twitter, you fucking piece of shit.

Unknown_06: I want to watch the video.

0:43:49
Unknown_09: Please ring, okay.

Unknown_06: Breathe right into the fucking camera, please.

Unknown_06: He's trying to break it!

Unknown_09: This one's completely... permanently shut.

Unknown_05: It's permanently shut!

0:44:38
Unknown_06: It's like Batman Nolan music for the fucking Dark Knight Rises. I'm gonna call him.

Unknown_09: We're gonna call him here.

Unknown_06: This is like the shit you would cut out of a documentary.

Unknown_02: Sorry, extension number 6123331272 didn't answer.

0:45:21
Unknown_09: I'm at a loss here. The house that she lists on her disclosures is empty. Her office is shuttered. I don't know what to do. It appears she's an absentee congresswoman. Here's a copy of our affidavit and we'll slide it under the door. I think that's really all we can do right now.

Unknown_05: Did you fuck your brother? Sign this if you fuck your brother.

0:45:56
Unknown_05: He knocked at her house once. He went to his office once and then just, and then just slid, he just slid this paper under the door that just says, if you didn't fuck your brother, sign this paper under penalty of perjury.

Unknown_06: That is fucking incredible. That is preposterous.

Unknown_06: That is amazing.

Unknown_06: See this is this is why Oh, is there another one? Oh, jesus. Oh, no, this is like eight seconds. I want one that's like a minute. Come on now Fuck it. I'll watch this one So I was upstairs at the culture team and I was telling them that you know in a lot of ways Jacob will go from batman, right?

0:46:29
Unknown_07: This is this master crusader He's a little bit of a vigilante Uh, so he's not superman and altruistic. He's not spider-man and it has a soft

Unknown_05: He's like autistic.

0:47:02
Unknown_11: Oh my god It's just it's great cuz it's like did he like he's sitting there and he's listening to this right and he's thinking like Yeah

Unknown_06: When I edit this shit together, I'm gonna borrow the Batman Nolan movie soundtrack. I'm just gonna play it over the entire fucking thing regardless of if anything is happening. Regardless of if two people are talking and you expect people to be able to hear what they're saying. Like, we'll just run this fucking dramatic music over every goddamn thing.

Unknown_06: Now, what's interesting about this is, in this article,

0:47:42
Unknown_06: He... I don't know if it's this article or a different one where they link to... They link to a clip on Vimeo that was taken down. And I have this up here. It says, sorry, the video has been removed or disabled access to the video. Importing Ilhan.

Unknown_06: a documentary exploring Representative Omar's marriage scandal as a result of third-party notification by News2Share Incorporated that claims this material is infringing upon their copyright. And I looked into this. This is the Lumen database of DMCA notices to Vimeo and also Google. A lot of big websites feed their DMCA notices into this Lumen database. And in this instance, something called Battleship Stance submitted this DMCA on behalf of News2Share Incorporated. Now, Battleship Stance is a real law firm protecting copyright in the United States and internationally. So it's not like a bullshit copyright complaint sent on behalf of, you know, like a spastic. And News2Share is a real thing. They have a Patreon for some guy named Ford Fisher.

0:48:34
Unknown_06: And in this, they interestingly talk about how Trey Yingst is a reporter for OANN, the One American News Network, and co-founder of News2Share.com. So I'm thinking like, you know, this is a company that had something to do

0:49:17
Unknown_06: With with the filming of that embarrassing Documentary and now they're trying to get rid of it. Well, I looked up Ford Fisher and Ford Fisher is actually a Credited cameraman for many many movies. He worked on black Klansman and a

Unknown_06: last week tonight with John Oliver. So I'm thinking there's no fucking way. Oh, and Vice. I'm thinking there's no fucking way. Oh, and PBS. And I'm thinking... and the Hispanic Heritage News Awards. And I'm thinking... There is no way that this guy is working with Wohl. Or, Wohl is like a pawn of some kind of liberal scheme to make conservatives look retarded.

0:49:53
Unknown_06: But I looked him up, right, and I got that news2share.com website, and I looked up the who is, and it belongs to an Andrew Fisher, not a Ford Fisher, this might be his birth name.

0:50:33
Unknown_06: and is, belongs to this address. Now I can't find any, I can't find News2Share Incorporated anywhere. I have no idea where that's incorporated or if it's incorporated at all.

Unknown_06: But I did find this address and this address is just rented. It's in fucking Washington, D.C. It's a half a million dollar dump with a shitty little house on it. But it doesn't belong to a corporation.

Unknown_06: So I was very perplexed, but then I realized

Unknown_06: if this if this guy is you know he's a cameraman and he shoots all this footage and if we go to his his website and look around you'll notice that he prominently puts his copyright on on pictures that he shot and what's my fucking proxies been which would suck ass there was one picture I noticed where it just had right there right in the center of the image copyright news to sharing and I'm thinking uh

0:51:34
Unknown_06: This one. The one of the pro-WikiLeaks guy getting arrested in Venezuela. Copyright Ford Fisher, News2Share. And I'm thinking, you know what? This guy probably shot footage of Ilhan Omar or something else, and Jacob Wohl stole that fucking footage and put it in his documentary without giving credit. And that's why News2Share copyrighted struck it, because they fucking stole it.

Unknown_06: And it's like I wouldn't put it past him. I mean Given everything else. He's fucking done. There's no way you could put it past him But this this this had me wrapped up for like an hour trying to trying to put this together now There is one other thing I want to talk about in regards to these people you might have noticed that Laura Loomer is in that documentary and

0:52:07
Unknown_06: And I just fucking despise Laura Loomer. Laura Loomer is the ugliest fucking clown. She's a neurotic, despicable clown. What really pissed me off is that when she got banned from Twitter, right, she goes and chains herself to the door of the Twitter HQ. Now, she doesn't chain her- you can see this in this picture.

0:52:44
Unknown_06: She does not chain herself to both doors. So if you are working at Twitter and you want to go to work at Twitter, you can just open up the right door instead of the left door that she's chained to. And you'll also notice that she is fat, this gut-protruding, shameful, in front of Twitter HQ, wearing a yellow badge, and I assure you that that says Jude on it. And her sign says, Jew Hatred A-OK, Twitter verified checkmark, and nosy Jew with a picture of her, and I guess her nose is really big in that. Her nose is really big in general, so she doesn't need to blow it up.

0:53:24
Unknown_06: And she's done something else crazy. This isn't the only crazy thing she's done. Just yesterday, she decided she's going to sue Twitter. So in the middle of the night, she shows up at Jack Dorsey's house. with a manila envelope that says for jack dorsey from laura loomer with i imagine is the serving papers for her lawsuit and uh and started using like a megaphone yelling for him to come outside and accept servicing which is just fucking psychotic like what the fuck is wrong with you she doesn't give a shit That people are getting banned from Twitter for, like, bullshit political reasons. But she does give a shit that Jews are being banned, because you can't ban a Jew. It's basically the Holocaust, if you think about it. So she's going to chain herself to the door. Also, if you didn't know, if you didn't follow this when it happened,

0:54:18
Unknown_06: Police asked Jack Dorsey if they should arrest her for trespassing, and Jack Dorsey says no, let her stay. So, like, this protest, she was gonna, like, not eat and everything, she was just gonna chain herself to the door until conservatives got unbanned, or at least until the police showed up and arrested her for trespassing. And then just say, you know, mission accomplished. I'm an activist now. Uh, Jack Dorsey just said, uh, let her stay and waste her fucking time. Nobody gives a shit. She's a fat fucking clown.

0:55:01
Unknown_06: And, uh, she got bored after like 12 hours and left.

Unknown_10: Uh... What's a picture of Christian? I think that's it. Did I burn through everything real fast?

Unknown_10: There was something I, um...

Unknown_10: I wanted to read something else that it was about the documentary oh I didn't get to this okay so most recently as in two fucking day this got published and my man Will Sommer who really fucking hates David or Jacob Wohl as we as we've established made a

0:55:58
Unknown_06: held like a investors meeting with people and told them that their plan was to just make shit up. And I really like this drawing. Good job. Good job, The Daily Beast. This is very high quality. So...

Unknown_06: Again, he's just making fun of him.

Unknown_06: Okay, so we go back to his thing. He says that he is a member of the Arlington Institute group, but at the time he was calling it the Arlington Center for Political Intelligence, which he claimed would make shit up to profit on political bets and suppress democratic turnout in 2020. So he told people

0:56:39
Unknown_06: wanting to invest in his company that he would publish smear articles about political opponents like maybe Mueller or Ilhan Omar and then bet against races after they attempted to steer the race to their advantage

0:57:10
Unknown_06: Yeah, see, I fucking hate the awu people. I'm sorry, I just fucking hate you people.

Unknown_06: Get fucked.

Unknown_06: I can't take it. Okay, I want to read chat, and you guys are doing shit, so I can't even read chat anymore.

Unknown_10: I want to talk about the fact that Ja- Jared Lowell, whatever the fuck his name is,

Unknown_06: has broken four different fucking laws to try and make money. How are you not mystified by this? How are you still thinking about dogs when this man has the audacity to email people and call them at their house?

0:57:44
Unknown_10: And then say like, I'm flustered. I'm flustered by the dog people again. Who cares?

0:58:39
Unknown_10: How is he a fed, though?

Unknown_10: I'm curious. What is the link?

Unknown_06: Because you said that before. I'm curious if he's a fed now. Because the shit he does is just so preposterous and damaging to his own interests.

Unknown_06: And he's Jewish, so he's a fed? I don't know. Here, I'll look this up live.

Unknown_06: David Wohl's an attorney and conservative commenter. Is he also... Is he also a fed?

0:59:12
Unknown_10: Oh, I can't read. I can't actually read Hebrew.

Unknown_10: American theater actor. I don't think that's it.

Unknown_10: Why are there like 8,000 different David Wohl's? I don't want the comic book fan. I want this guy.

0:59:48
Unknown_10: And is Fox blocking Israel? There we go. Like, he better not fucking block.

Unknown_10: Oh, this is just like the shit he's done. What the fuck is he? He's a member of... No, because it's a... How many fucking David Vols are there?

Unknown_11: God damn it.

Unknown_11: Massad connections, I don't I don't know it just It flabbergast me if because if I if I had done any of these fucking things

1:00:22
Unknown_06: I would be in jail. If any of you, if any of you fake being a private investigator, you'd be in jail. If any of you stole money from a homeless woman trying to find her truck, you would be in jail. If you accused a public official of rape in a flagrantly false and salacious way like that, you would be in jail. If you stole money from private investors as a hedge fund, you would be in jail.

Unknown_06: If you made a company and told people that you were going to hedge bets that were rigged in your favor by things that you published, you would be in fucking jail for it.

1:01:09
Unknown_11: You think that because he's gotten away with it, he's a fed?

Unknown_06: I don't know. Because, okay, here's my counter-argument then, if that's going to be your evidence for him being a fed.

Unknown_06: Yeah, fuck you, Kowalski. I don't need you, nigga.

Unknown_06: If he is a fed, why... Why is he so bad?

Unknown_06: Does he get away with it because he's so pathetic? That's my thinking, is that he's not a fad, he's just a spoiled brat who's terrible at everything he does.

Unknown_06: And nobody puts him in jail because he's just so ineffective. If he was actually good at what he did, he'd be in jail after he got caught. But he's such a tremendous fucking failure that people just feel bad for him. And his father can, like, you know, the lady missing her truck, you know, she catches on to it, it becomes a thing, and then David Wall comes out,

1:01:45
Unknown_06: And just like pays her money, buys her a new truck, and that's it. She doesn't press charges against him or anything.

Unknown_06: How can a 21-year-old be a FED? Ask... Oh, what the fuck's his name?

1:02:21
Unknown_06: What's his name? The guy who's obviously... He's like the son of a FBI agent who was in like...

Unknown_06: He was like a coordinator for tragedy planning or something.

Unknown_06: Not Zoom.

Unknown_06: David Hogg, that's it.

1:02:53
Unknown_06: This guy, this guy is 100% because his father worked for the FBI and his father not only worked in the FBI, his father worked on something like disaster management or something. It's really suspicious.

Unknown_06: It's like preposterous that that sequence of events would line up at once.

Unknown_06: And I think it's probably the same thing if he is a fad.

Unknown_00: I don't think age has anything to do with it.

Unknown_06: But I do think that he gets away with so much bullshit.

Unknown_06: Adam Lanza, I don't have any opinions about Adam Lanza. You can't say anything about Sandy Hook. Or you get, you get show-ed. You get properly show-ed. You get Alex Jones show-ed, where they like take your kids away.

1:03:40
Unknown_06: You know what's really, now that we're just talking about conspiracy theories, there's a fucking, who's the guy, Podesta,

Unknown_06: John Podesta posted this like immediately after Alex Jones had his kids take away. Pizzagate crazies you can keep it up but it's 100% false. Watch your man Alex Jones grovel and then get a life by fucking John Podesta. Tweet unavailable, tweet unavailable, tweet unavailable, unavailable, unavailable. Is this one also unavailable? I want a combo here. Come on Twitter.

1:04:19
Unknown_06: Load. Oh I guess it won't load because it's not available.

Unknown_06: And then like all the comments are just all the creepy shit that he has like these pictures of little kids being raped that he has on his wall This picture of this is okay. This is the conspiracy theory that I I fucking buy into I think this guy fucking murdered Madeline McCann

Unknown_06: I 100% fucking believe that shit. There's no way, there's no way that this fucking man did not murder and rape the fuck out of Madeline McCann. Because his fucking brother and him look exactly like the fucking guys from these police sketches. There's no fucking way that he did not do it.

1:04:52
Unknown_06: I don't wanna go to the call line. People are just gonna woo at me. I can't- I'm not emotionally stable enough to take the fucking woos right now. I'm already at the brink.

Unknown_11: Him and his ro- Yeah! No, he and that fucking guy also went to fucking Portugal.

Unknown_06: There's no way. He's 100%. This shit turned me into a crazy person. It's just like, it's so- It has to be real. There's no fucking way. You don't have that many coincidences in a row.

1:05:28
Unknown_10: What is this?

Unknown_10: What the fuck? What did he link to that got terminated? Is this archive? I'm curious what the title is.

Unknown_06: No, I've always believed in the Pizzagate thing. Even, like, it's a really unpo- it's not archive. I have no fucking idea what this is. John Podesta, what did you link to that's now deleted?

1:06:02
Unknown_10: What?

Unknown_10: You're full of shit.

Unknown_10: What the fuck? I don't see it. Maybe it's just because I'm using duckduckgo. As much as I want to use duckduckgo as a primary search, I can't.

1:06:38
Unknown_10: Oh, no, they went after, though. They went after the fact. They didn't go, wait, what the? No, this is 2018.

Unknown_10: What?

Unknown_10: Fuck you. 28 Parkland students traveled to New Zealand to attend a summit on youth activism. 2018.

Unknown_06: What? Fuck off.

Unknown_10: that didn't happen oh I don't believe in the QA and shit I think that's retarded but I do like there's just so much shit around John Podesta specifically where it's like there's no way this guy isn't like eating children I'm there with that oh yes this is somebody brought I'm glad somebody brought this up because this is extremely important

1:07:39
Unknown_06: And all of you, all of you need to know that if you are, God forbid, if you are an Anglo, you need to vote for my man, my man Carl Benjamin. He will save the United Kingdom, or at least what is possible to be saved. So be sure to vote UKIP May 2nd and vote Carl Benjamin for MEP on the 23rd, or whenever the fuck you guys have your MEP elections.

Unknown_06: Sorry.

Unknown_06: The white nibba? Exactly. That's the whitest nibba I've ever seen.

Unknown_06: Sargon for M-A-P, that's a different thing entirely.

Unknown_10: Dude, you know what's funny is I have, like on the Kiwi farms, obviously we have a lot of degenerates and weirdos.

1:08:34
Unknown_06: And there's like, there's one girl in particular, she is from the area where he's running. And she is like a druggy waster who lives in council housing with like a tard. That is like simultaneously somebody she's paid to take care of and also her boyfriend.

Unknown_06: And she never has to worry about anything ever again. She's fine, she's got it. And I'm like, vote for vote for Carl Benjamin, uh, Carl Benj... Sergin, Sergin of Akkad. Vote for him for MEP. And she's like, no, like, not even as a joke, I can't, I can't vote for that pathetic fucking waste of space. And I'm like, you...

1:09:14
Unknown_06: There's literally, there is literally nothing that anybody can take from your country to make it worse. It's already as bad as it's gonna get. Like it's fucking broken. Vote for Sergeant. And she's like, no, I'm not voting for Sergeant.

Unknown_06: What the fuck? And I've tried, I've tried multiple times to get people to vote for Surgin and nobody, nobody will hear me out. They refuse, they refuse to vote for Surgin of Akkad and I don't understand.

1:09:48
Unknown_10: Who could you vote for other than Surgin?

Unknown_06: There is, as we're just talking about random shit in general right now, I guess it's a good,

Unknown_06: Good way. There is, um... I don't know if I... This is a very specific... Very specific thing.

Unknown_06: There is a Brexit party candidate for MEP.

Unknown_10: And she's probably gonna win.

1:10:31
Unknown_10: I don't know who it is.

Unknown_06: Tell me, chat. Tell me. Who is this lady that they're running for MEP?

Unknown_10: How does the Brexit party already have 14 seats? That's nuts.

Unknown_10: Oh, talk about Brianna Wu? You know, here's an interesting thing to talk about with Brianna Wu, since we're making fun of political locales in general right now, which I guess would be a good- that would be a- that's what I should have done.

Unknown_06: I should have went into this like, let's just talk about political locales. Because that's fun. Um, let me pull this up on Firefox or Brave and show you guys what's transpired recently, if you do not watch my Twitter account, which you- which I don't have, I don't have a Twitter account.

1:11:03
Unknown_06: I did not retweet this on my Twitter account. Uh, Brianna Wu- Okay. I'll just- Do I want to read these tweets?

Unknown_06: Uh...

1:11:35
Unknown_06: I'm just starting here.

Unknown_06: If you want to stop future mass shootings planned on 8chan, the course of action is very simple. Get a warrant and start prosecuting all the blatantly illegal actions taken there. It is a crime to post stolen credit card information. It is a crime to host child pornography. Media needs to hold the Justice Department accountable in this, while they continue to ignore 8chan. This is no longer drama from the games industry. There have been two major mass killings this year planned from someone radicalized on the site. We have to stop the next one. Additionally, 8chan owner Frederick Britton is a US citizen. Our State Department needs to get him extradited back to the United States to answer for his long list of crimes. It is too late to save the people that have been killed because of 8chan, but we can stop the next one. Now I want to go back to the quickie forums, because I post something about this. And I'm going to read you my posts. See, this is an improvement. I'm reading my own posts off the site now.

1:12:07
Unknown_06: I wrote this title for this thread very clickbaity. Brianna Wu seeks to extradite and incarcerate crippled midget with fragile bone syndrome for hosting website, which is not wrong. This is what Frederick looks like, if you don't know. He meets that description. I don't have anything against him. It's just that that's what he is. Oh, I want to show you guys this picture as well, because I can.

1:12:44
Unknown_06: I took this in Japan when I was with Frederik and co. from 8chins.

Unknown_06: This is Ron's Shiba Inu.

Unknown_06: And as you can see, it is a very vicious pupper. And he is powerless to repel the doggo kisses. He is unable to stop this torrent of love from this dog.

1:13:22
Unknown_06: And this is probably my favorite picture from the Japan trip, because it's so funny. Look at that dog But yes, okay, he likes he likes smaller dogs that can't can't viciously savage him like this though If you don't know why Brianna Wu hates Frederick by the way, this is why Believe it or not Brianna HN is not all about you Shots fired

1:14:13
Unknown_06: It's one of the greatest things that ever came out of 8chan that specific clip because he was on He was on the news and they were just talking about Gamergate and this was like the first public appearance that Brianna Wu ever had and They're like, okay. Well fuck it. Well, let's get the guy from 8chan on and he's probably like this weird antisocial guy That will make a fool of himself and just be an easy target for Brianna Wu to beat on and make you know emasculate

Unknown_06: And they get Brianna Wu on. Nobody knows anything about Brianna at the time. Nobody knows about being trans, nobody knows anything about their history and fraud and how they defrauded contractors, how they claim to be, like, I hate Brianna Wu. Brianna Wu annoys the fuck out of me. But nobody knew any of that at the time. And they're like, okay, let's get this weirdo. Because he, you know, what we do know about Frederick, what the Washington Post knew about Frederick at the time, was that he was the former admin of Wizard Chan. So it's like, oh, he's like a virgin that ran a website for virgins that hate women. Let's get him on the air with a woman, and there's just going to be spaghetti all over the fucking place as he's unable to hold any position against this agile, lengthy Sasquatch woman who will devastate him on national television. And Frederick is actually very articulate, and he thinks a lot about his positions and is very well-guarded about his beliefs. So if you're not knowledgeable about what you're talking about when you talk to him, you kind of look like a fool. And he's very good at coming up with, like, gotchas. He has witticisms that he'll pull out and just dunk on you. So if you're not ready when you're talking to him, you look bad. He'll make you look bad. And Brianna looked like a fool talking to Frederick.

1:15:37
Unknown_06: Which was supposed to be like an easy softball kind of interview with them there. And since this recording, Brianna Wu has never, has never had another interview with an opposition on the same interview. Never again.

1:16:19
Unknown_06: They've done like softball interviews like local news and stuff, but they've never talked to somebody who disagreed with them on the news ever after this point But if you don't know Frederick left Or was removed from adminship on a chain like in 2016 like halfway through 2016

Unknown_06: And then in late 2018, he completely removed himself from Jim's company, and Jim is the person who owns 8chan today. So he has no affiliation, even indirectly, with 8chan at the current time. And so Brenna Wu was notified of this. Alex Baldwin says, you know, Brennan cut ties with 8chan back in December.

1:16:53
Unknown_06: Frederick is like a Catholic now.

Unknown_06: He's really gotten into Filipino culture and really into the Catholicism. I don't know what his current views are on the current Pope, but it suffices to say that he would want to repent for 8chan. I don't think he sees it as a wholly positive development anymore.

Unknown_06: The Wall Street Journal wrote an article about this, and Brianna Wu, in response to a reading about Frederick's conversion to Catholicism and repentance for sins on earth, says,

1:17:42
Unknown_06: I wrote Brianna Wu an email after reading this, and I'm like, hey, I'm interested in law, and I'm checking my email to see if she replied. She did not reply. Of course they didn't fucking reply.

Unknown_06: I said, hey, I'm interested in law. I'm curious what laws you think Frederick broke.

Unknown_06: Who fucking knows? Because Brianna hasn't said. Brianna has never once said what crimes Frederick broke that he needs to repent for. And I'm just trying to think, like, what the fuck does Brianna want to do to Frederick as punishment for creating 8chan?

1:18:26
Unknown_06: Does Brianna Wu really want to take Frederick out of the Philippines, put him on a 14-hour flight back to the United States, and then, like, incarcerate him in a federal penitentiary for, like, eight years or something? Because, like, his life expectancy, like, 40.

Unknown_06: You know, that disease really takes a toll on you. So it's like, does Brianna Wu want Frederick to spend the remainder of his natural life in a federal penitentiary as a fragile bone cripple? It's like, what a horrible fucking thing to say.

Unknown_06: And OK, yes, I know people give me a hard time for saying she. The thing is, I know Brianna Woo by the name Brianna Woo. And Brianna is a feminine name. So it's like a grammatical thing. If you say Brianna Woo he, it's really awkward. And I usually say they. But even when I say they, people get mad at me. They're like, you can't say they. It's a he. Use he. His name is John Flint. Use the name John. I'm like, nigga, you're just being a pedant at this point. There is no confusion in what I'm saying.

1:19:10
Unknown_06: But, like, I have no love for Brianna Wu. Brianna Wu is a genuinely fucking revolting person, and has no positive attributes. The only person with fewer positive attributes than Brianna Wu is fucking Frank Wu. I... There is nothing I can say positive about Frank Wu. Frank Wu is somebody who never shuts his fucking mouth, and I mean that literally. If you go to Google, you go to the Googles, right?

1:19:42
Unknown_06: And you look, go to images, and you type in...

Unknown_06: Frank, ooh. I mean, look. Oh my god, why is his mouth closed in these pictures?

Unknown_06: So this is how it's usually done. Like, they do the mouth thing. And here's another one where he's doing the mouth thing. This one he's doing a very minor mouth thing. Is that even the same person? I don't think that's him. It has to be him. Look, he's got such a wide nose.

1:20:19
Unknown_06: Frank, is this you in the past? Before you married the goblin?

Unknown_06: Frank, if you could go back, would you not marry the goblin? I want to see more of the soy mouth. There's one with the soy mouth.

Unknown_06: There's one with the soy mouth. I think that's from their wedding or something. That's a happy couple.

Unknown_06: Can you say, deserves each other? I can.

1:20:54
Unknown_06: Oh my god, is that Brianna? I've never seen this picture. What the fuck?

Unknown_06: Look how bad Brianna looks in this! Holy fuck!

Unknown_06: That is preposterous.

Unknown_06: That is such a bad picture. And look, you can't see his mouth. You can't see his mouth in this picture. But you can tell. You can tell by looking at him. You can tell that his mouth is open.

Unknown_06: You can't see it, but you know behind that fucking camera his mouth is gaping. Ready for the soy.

1:21:28
Unknown_06: I'll see more. I really I really like picking on Frank Wu because he's such a shit a shithead Show me more of the mouth Frank There's one That's a good one Jesus Christ Frank is actually like successful in real life and for some reason he married a goblin and

Unknown_06: And hey, oh, that's it, that's perfect. This is, when I think of, when I think of Frank Wu, get the fuck up. When I think of Frank Wu, that's what I think. Why the fuck is this, I hate things that hijack it. There we go.

1:22:01
Unknown_06: Perfect.

Unknown_06: When you think of Frank Wu, think of this. Look, his eyes are rolling up in the back of his head like he's one of those hentai women that are, like, getting fucked so hard they're losing their mind. I can just imagine, like, off-camera, he's taking, like, 12 inches of dick, and he's just, he's going insane from the dicking. Maybe it's Brianna Wu's dick. Maybe Brianna Wu's dick is, like, so big, it's, like, curved around and hitting him from behind.

1:22:40
Unknown_06: Whatever. What was I talking about? Oh, so Brianna has gotten a cease and desist from Frederick, asking Brianna to take down that tweet. And I'm not a lawyer, but Frederick's main protest is that by saying that he manages HN, Wu has damaged his reputation. However, I would contest something else. I would say that by claiming that Frederick is a criminal who has committed crimes, he is who has defamed him in a more serious way. Like, saying that he runs 8chan, it's arguable if that's defamation per se, and if that would award any statutory damages, but saying that Frederick has broken a law would. It's just, it's...

1:23:18
Unknown_06: The ambiguity is that Wu never specifically says what crime he's committing. No, if I say that David Wohl is a criminal, I don't think that would count as defamation because it's reasonable for a person to assume that he's a criminal.

Unknown_06: Based on things that he's done. It's just like you look at and say that has to be criminal But with Frederick, it's like okay. You're saying that he has to be extradited You're calling for an extra extradition from the Philippines to the US to answer for his long list of crimes And then this tweet the statute of limitations is no longer nowhere near past So it's like okay if you say that he's speaking about long list of crimes colloquially, you know crimes against

1:24:01
Unknown_06: civilization, crimes against decency, like some bullshit like that. But when you say statute of limitations, that is a legal term. And it's more, you can make the argument more strongly, I feel, that he, that Brennau is specifically saying that he has broken United States law and is therefore a criminal under United States law. Which, if he hasn't broken a law, is defamation.

1:24:37
Unknown_11: Just, uh...

Unknown_06: That's my interpretation of that because It just it bothers me. It's like what what what is wrong with you Brianna? Were you are so mad at this guy? I just don't I just oh and I I have sent this to Rick Rikita Rikita, whatever the fuck and I was like, are you interested in this? And he's like, yeah, tell me more. So hopefully I'll get to talk to him about about

1:25:19
Unknown_06: about this because i did know a little bit about it and i would be curious to hear his take on because defamation is a very precise uh definition in the united states and it's very you have to like go out of your way to commit defamation in the united states and calling somebody a criminal

Unknown_06: The legal sense of criminal is one of the only things you can actually do to say You know to commit defamation that and AIDS like a Brianna Wu said that he's a criminal and also he has AIDS Like that would that would be the only way to really commit defamation in the u.s So, yeah

1:26:07
Unknown_10: Are there any other political locales?

Unknown_06: D-Live is HIV. Well, that's not defamation because it's true. There's a, there is a, I won't be able to think of the name of it, but there's a case from the 1600s where two businesses are having a dispute because one business owner is spreading rumors about the other business owner And the conclusion of the court was that because the rumor, even though the rumor was damaging to the man's business, it was true. And because it's true, it can't be defamation. The truth is an absolute defense against defamation. So DLive having HIV is a factually true statement, and therefore you cannot commit defamation by saying he has HIV.

1:26:43
Unknown_10: He did fuck Filipino hookers.

Unknown_06: Hey, now, the sex industry, because Philippines is very ANCAP, and, you know, businesses take care of their sex workers. That's one of the strongest arguments for prostitution being a legal thing in the US, because then you can tax it, and you can make sure everybody gets HIV tests.

1:27:20
Unknown_10: The truth is always an absolute defense against defamation, at least in the US.

Unknown_06: If you can prove that what you're saying is true, then it doesn't matter how much damage it does to somebody's reputation. Thailand is the one that has the reputation of being where, like, pedophiles go to have sex with kids.

1:27:59
Unknown_06: But Thailand, it's a very unfortunate reputation, because Thailand's a very beautiful country with delicious food, and it's a great place to go on a spirit journey by taking magic mushrooms.

Unknown_06: Isn't there a photo of Frederick at the strip club? Yes, there is. There we go.

Unknown_06: This was at the peak of HN, where Frederick was essentially a god. He had, like, deity status amongst people who used the site. This is a picture from a happier time, chat. From a very happy time, where it looked like the internet was on the up and up. For at least a little while.

1:28:41
Unknown_10: I like the watermark.

Unknown_06: Well, it's a very strange picture. It kind of reminds me of, um... Kind of reminds me of this, where it's just like, it's such a surreal photo that it is something you want to watermark.

1:29:16
Unknown_10: I think Frederick is in a relationship, I want to say.

Unknown_06: He wants to, um, Frederick wants to have kids and there is a institute in Cyprus.

Unknown_06: I don't know if I can talk about that. No, yeah, because we have, he got into an argument with, um, the Quebecois guy, the JFG. He got into an argument with him about, about, um,

Unknown_06: eugenics and how he was going to Cyprus to have doctors pick out sperm that did not have his osteogenesis imperfecta in it so that he could have kids without the risk of having children with his condition.

1:30:12
Unknown_10: You don't like this pic?

Unknown_06: This is one of the best pictures ever put on the internet. You guys, you guys know that this is actually, uh, Rich Evans, right? From Red Letter Media? Like, that's not a joke. That is him. That's his childhood picture. And that's him today. And this picture showed up on Ellen DeGeneres. And I didn't credit Rich Evans from Red Letter Media.

Unknown_10: Yes, it was on The Ellen Show.

1:30:43
Unknown_10: The Ellen Degenerate Show.

Unknown_10: How the fuck do you guys not know about Rich Evans being Dick the Birthday Boy?

Unknown_10: Liable is a form of defamation.

Unknown_06: If somebody accuses you of liable and you're being right, you're being truthful in what you say and you can prove it, that's an absolute defense against that claim as well.

Unknown_06: That's why the United States, it really sucks the United States is going to die. Because the United States has the best laws for speech in the entire world. Even if you're not an American, you want to put your businesses in the U.S. because it just has the best speech laws in the entire world. Sucks for privacy, sucks for living there, you don't want to fucking live in the U.S. You don't want to, you know, you don't want to have the government spying on your shit all the fucking time, but if you're making a business, put it in the United States. If it has any kind of user-generated content whatsoever.

1:31:15
Unknown_10: If the information was... what?

1:31:54
Unknown_06: Okay, privileged information is not the same thing as what you're thinking of. If somebody, like if Frederick's story about selecting sperm was a privileged story that he told only me, I can still tell people about it. And you can't sue me for defamation.

Unknown_06: Privilege information is like trade secrets. You're thinking of like a company telling you something as a part of like a business affair, and then they're not suing you for libel, because it's true. It's not libel if it's true. It's a contract violation or something.

1:32:34
Unknown_06: I wish I had some ice cream.

Unknown_06: Can I can I can I buy ice cream with my D live points because that's what I want Anti-semitism will pass in Florida. That sounds fun Slander Anti-semitism law Florida that sounds like something that would not hold up in the Supreme Court.

Unknown_10: Oh

1:33:08
Unknown_10: Oh, he's... DeSantis is going to Jerusalism.

Unknown_06: Jerusalism. Jerusalem! Not Jerusalism. See, this is why I can't be a Jew. I can't pronounce Jerusalem, even though that's not really a Jewish word. It's a word that everybody can pronounce.

Unknown_06: So he passes a law against antisemitism and then goes to Jerusalem. Jerusalem. Oh my god. I feel like I'm having a stroke.

Unknown_06: Why can't I pronounce that name?

1:33:47
Unknown_05: Oh my god.

Unknown_06: Why is there a site called Florida Watchdog? Oh, it's just called watchdog.org. I was like, do you really need to watch Florida? Is there like a Hawaii watchdog?

Unknown_06: No?

Unknown_11: Oh, fuck off.

Unknown_06: A signing ceremony for a new Florida law requiring public schools to treat anti-Semitism as discrimination, anti-Semitic speech and acts as racist speech and acts. Well, that's not...

1:34:19
Unknown_06: That's not gonna be a problem.

Unknown_05: It was approved by the House! 114 to 0.

Unknown_06: God, you can pass anything in this fucking country if it benefits Jews. You can pass anything. You can pass bills about mulching dogs if it somehow benefits the great nation of Israel. Shit. That's the truth. It'll pass the House, 114 to 0. Not a single fucking person will ever stand up and say, yeah, maybe we shouldn't.

1:34:55
Unknown_06: So he signed the bill and then he goes to fucking Jerusalem in Israel.

Unknown_06: And I was just like, hey, Goy, or hey, what do you call a Jew? If you're a Goy, what do you call a Jew? Because it sounds like it's anti-Semitic to be like, hey, Jew, I passed this bill you like.

Unknown_10: I see we got some fans of mulching dogs in chat. That's a good sign.

Unknown_10: Minch.

1:35:31
Unknown_06: Kike.

Unknown_06: DeSantis shows up in Jerusalem and is like, hey Kike, I passed that bill. I passed that bill, you better give me some fucking trade deals.

Unknown_10: What's this link?

Unknown_10: Oh, is this the full text of it?

1:36:12
Unknown_06: Okay, I like this one. Accusing Jews as a people of being responsible for real or imagined wrongdoings committed by a single Jewish person or group, the State of Israel, or even for acts committed by non-Jews. Oh, that's still pretty funny, but what I was hoping is that it would say, accusing Jews as a people of being responsible for real or imagined genocides.

Unknown_06: That's what I was hoping it would say, but it did not say that.

1:36:48
Unknown_11: Oh, does it say that?

Unknown_06: Accusing the Jews as a people or the state of Israel of inventing or exaggerating the Holocaust. Accusing Jewish citizens of being more loyal to Israel or the alleged priorities of Jews worldwide than to the interests of their own nations. If you say that in school, you're being racist.

Unknown_06: Examples of antisemitism related to Israel include demonizing Israel by using the symbols and images associated with classic antisemitism

Unknown_06: To characterize Israel, Israelis draw in comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of Nazis.

1:37:26
Unknown_06: So you can't say that this act by the Jews and Israel is like the Nazis or that's anti-Semitism. Applying a double standard to Israel by requiring behavior of Israel that is not expected or demanded of any other democratic nation or focusing peace or human rights investigations only on Israel.

Unknown_06: De-legitimizing Israel by denying the Jewish people the right to self-determination and denying Israel the right to exist.

Unknown_05: what i'm speechless this law is like it it's like it's like a tv trope for like

1:38:15
Unknown_06: Like, saying, I did not have sexual relations with that dog. When nobody asked you if you fucked the dog, you're just saying, like, you cannot say, I fucked that dog, or you're not welcome in my house. It's like, bro, I didn't fucking say anything about the dog. Like, if you mention the fucking dog, and if you mention how my penis can tear up its asshole, you're getting the fuck out of here. And it's like, I didn't say anything like that. This law is preposterous. How can you pass this?

Unknown_06: It's like they just it's like they just named off all the things that the Congress people believe and then said definitely don't do this I'm retweeting this this is very funny. This is this is genuine Clown world Hong Kong type material that I think my Twitter followers that don't exist would appreciate That's very funny though, I'm glad I'm glad you linked those because this is great I

1:38:58
Unknown_10: Oh, look, without stickers we can still post emoji.

Unknown_10: Take that penis out of your dog.

Unknown_06: Well, the thing is that criticism of Israel that is similar to criticism toward any other country may not be regarded as anti-semitic. This subject does not diminish or infringe upon any rights protected under the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States or the state constitution. So it's like, what does that even mean? Like, what are you saying?

1:39:49
Unknown_10: Yeah, sorry if it's buffering. I'll throw it up one bit soon.

Unknown_10: I don't know, that's just very funny to me.

Unknown_06: Any other characters?

1:40:22
Unknown_06: Oh, how about this? Speaking of shit that I tweeted out.

Unknown_06: Let me try and find it real quick. Hopefully I didn't tweet it out too long ago. I remember it being very recent though. Like, in the last week.

Unknown_06: There and up there Nope There it is. Yeah, this is only 26. So this was only a couple days ago but this motherfucker from New Zealand who Who shared that shooting video he's facing up to 14 years he's already put out and he's facing 14 years and

1:41:10
Unknown_10: Oh, people have known that I have access to Chris's Twitter. I haven't done in a long time though. We stopped talking like last year. Yeah, this guy's fucked.

Unknown_06: What's funny is I'm pretty sure I'm like permanently banned from Australia and New Zealand now. Like, Australia got really upset. I guess the thing about being an irrelevant Pacific Island sovereignty, like Tuvala or something, really struck home to Australia. AKA, as it will soon be called, and as we will all know it by, uh,

1:41:54
Unknown_06: Ah-oh-dah-lee-ah So, when Australia has to formally rename to the Chong-Guo province of Adalia Just remember that I'm right, and then I'll probably be able to visit Australia then

Unknown_10: Yes, dude, that is the best part.

Unknown_06: Every single article about my response to that police guy specifically quoted the line where I called New Zealand a shithole and then acted all indignant about it.

Unknown_10: If I get you to livestream the whole thing, go out in style, I will. Don't worry.

1:42:42
Unknown_10: Oh, we got Australians here who are already learning Chinese.

Unknown_06: That's very good.

Unknown_06: Very good. It'll help you a lot. Oh, I didn't read the cease and desist.

Unknown_06: It has come to my attention that you have made defamatory and false statements about me on the 28th of April 2019. You wrote on social media, Twitter, the phrase 8chan owner Frederick Brennan. This is defamatory and false statement and I have suffered reputational harm as a result of this and other defamatory and false statements you have made. The statement that I continue to be involved with 8chan is self-evidently defamatory given the extreme negative reputation that the website has. I receive no benefits from having founded 8chan and have no ownership over the domain or parent company NT Technology.

1:43:17
Unknown_06: While it is historically true that I started 8chan, it has not been my property since at least January 2015, and the last vestiges of my involvement came to an end in April 2016.

Unknown_06: As of December 2018, I no longer am employed by either Jim Watkins or Hassan in any capacity.

Unknown_06: I hereby demand that you immediately cease and desist from making any and all false and defamatory statements against me. Within five days of the date of the letter, remove all defamatory statements and content on Twitter, and notify me in writing when these tasks have been completed. If you do not cease and desist within the above stated period of time, I will be forced to explore appropriate legal action against you, and I will seek all available damages and remedies. Good fucking luck suing somebody who has no money. You could sue Frank Wu. Then again, they're married. That means you can take his money, too.

1:43:58
Unknown_06: Wait, the New Zealand Prime Minister or the Australian Prime Minister how embarrassing

1:44:41
Unknown_06: Okay, so we said that our Prime Minister said Ni Hao to a Korean lady on the street like a tart. Ni Hao is hello in Chinese and not Korean. That's so embarrassing. How do you not tell a Chinaman apart from a Korean? They look different.

Unknown_11: Australia look look Korean lady All right.

Unknown_06: This is a Korean lady, right? They got very soft features There they usually got really really chinky looking eyes, right? They are yellow Then you Chinese lady

1:45:17
Unknown_06: Right and they've got very round faces their eyes are a little bit less Chinky, and there are kind of brownish yellow as opposed to the Korean yellow yellow They look different here, here's another Chinese lady I I don't have any I don't have any trouble telling them apart.

Unknown_06: I'm not a racist Not a racist, like the Prime Minister of Australia. Or uh... What's our... Aeodilia.

1:45:52
Unknown_06: That's our vocabulary of the day.

Unknown_06: She just straight up said I'm Korean.

Unknown_06: You know what else is embarrassing? Who's the Prime Minister of Australia?

Unknown_06: Why are you telling me this, Google?

Unknown_06: Why do you just, oh, because my proxy is in Israel right now. That's why?

1:46:29
Unknown_06: Scott Morrison. Oh, I thought it was Lady.

Unknown_06: Here's my favorite picture of the moment.

Unknown_06: That's how you know.

Unknown_06: That's how you know that your nation has been conquered. When your leader voluntarily wears this fucking garbage bag on her head, you know that you no longer possess your nation.

1:47:03
Unknown_10: There's something I was going to say about her, about my contempt of her.

Unknown_06: Oh, I was gonna make two jokes. I was gonna say that we should call...

Unknown_06: Christchurch Muhammad Mosque, which I'm sure is a joke that nobody has ever made before.

Unknown_06: But, honestly, Muhammad Mosque would probably be like a straight upgrade from Christchurch, because I see people on Twitter and stuff abbreviate the name Christchurch as CH, because both Christ and church start with CH. But when I see that, I just think, I just think of ch-ch, like a gun sound, like ch-ch, like Peacemaker, ch-ch, and then shooting bullets with your now armed rifle, making the ch-ch sound.

1:47:43
Unknown_06: Both of these are terrible.

Unknown_06: Click clack.

1:48:16
Unknown_06: When she said that Arab shit in Parliament, did she fucking like quote the Qur'an in Parliament? That's so embarrassing.

Unknown_06: You know, my email wasn't even wrong.

Unknown_06: I said something to him... Let's say... It was nice somewhere in this.

Unknown_10: Where's my niceness at?

1:48:54
Unknown_10: I said something like, oh, you're a small, irrelevant island nation barely more recognizable than any other nameless Pacific sovereignty.

Unknown_06: Do not have the clout to eradicate a video from the internet. And you do not have the legal reach to imprison everyone who posts it.

Unknown_06: Oh, I say, tell your superiors they're going to make the entire country and its government look like clowns by trying to censor the internet. And then down here, Detective Senior Sergeant John Michael says, we'll definitely consider what you've said.

Unknown_06: But he didn't.

Unknown_06: Or if he did, he came to the wrong conclusion. Because it's what I'm saying. It's like, you gotta consider your cunt. You gotta think about your cunt and how it looks like doing this shit. And he says he'll think about it, but he didn't. So it's like, fuck.

1:49:33
Unknown_06: What dummies? I even told them. I even told them they'd look bad if they did this and didn't listen.

Unknown_06: Detective Senior Sergeant John Michaels, you could have prevented this Your children will look back on the decisions you've made with with reprehension for you and what you've done You're making your country look like Canada There is a picture I saw of um Let me see if I can find that there's a picture I saw of Justin Trudeau And like a wheelchair

1:50:20
Unknown_06: Is this real? Did he actually do this? There's no way. I thought this was a joke. Did he actually roll around in a wheelchair?

Unknown_05: There's no way.

Unknown_11: I can't, oh.

Unknown_05: Oh, it's a thing, it's like a thing where they race each, what the fuck is wrong with, why do you do this?

1:50:56
Unknown_06: I thought it was a thing where it's like he was trying to relate with crippled people by being in a wheelchair, but it looks like no, people in Canada are just fucking insane and their MPs race each other in a wheelchair once a year. What the fuck? MPs decided to spend a day in a wheelchair on the hill to create awareness on behalf of the Canadian Paraplegic Association. This is cripple face! This is cripple face Justin Trudeau. You can't do this.

Unknown_06: He was dabbing on the cripples by getting a luxury wheelchair. He is well-dressed.

Unknown_11: This is so offensive.

Unknown_11: This offends me.

1:51:37
Unknown_11: How do you not think this was a bad idea?

Unknown_10: Is this a clown world thing?

Unknown_06: Are we going to call a honk honk on this?

Unknown_06: Is this a honk honk chat?

Unknown_06: Even has like a little devil goatee in his wheelchair.

Unknown_10: Oh, that's funny. I remember that one.

1:52:14
Unknown_06: Where he's like in traditional Indian garb.

Unknown_06: Oh, Justin, what are you doing? Come on, look at this shit. He looks like a fucking chomo in that. Take that shit off, Justin. You look like you wanna fuck that little boy. That little boy's looking at the camera like he's already been fucked. Can you stop this?

Unknown_06: You're making me feel bad for you and I don't like you.

Unknown_06: That's not him, is it? Oh, they're making fun of him. I was like, that better not be him. That's creepy.

1:52:46
Unknown_06: What's the other one that he did that was really embarrassing?

Unknown_10: The goatee is a spare pair of eyebrows.

Unknown_10: I don't know enough about Etika to do a thing on him, unfortunately.

1:53:22
Unknown_10: What cult is he in?

Unknown_10: Really?

Unknown_10: God, I hate him. How embarrassing. Can you imagine Trump doing this?

Unknown_06: I can't spell this name.

Unknown_06: I'm getting closer. There we go.

1:53:53
Unknown_06: So can you imagine our president doing anything as embarrassing as that? I sure can't.

Unknown_10: All Canadians do it.

Unknown_06: There was a, um... When that polar vortex thing happened, I remember that the coldest part of the vortex was, uh... I don't know the name of it.

1:54:28
Unknown_06: Let me look it up.

Unknown_06: Oh, Winnipeg. It was Winnipeg in Canada, and I looked up the temperatures in Winnipeg during the vortex, and it was getting to something preposterous, like negative 60 Fahrenheit or something. It was just unbelievable how painful it was.

Unknown_06: And, um...

Unknown_06: The article I found was something silly.

Unknown_06: It was just a black guy from Somalia. And they called him a new Canadian. And they were asking him, how do you feel about the weather here in Winnipeg? And he's like, it's as cold as fuck.

1:55:01
Unknown_06: It's as painful and awful.

Unknown_06: So the Somalian fears the snow is the takeaway from that.

Unknown_10: Not Bibi. Bibi was from Senegal on the west coast.

1:55:38
Unknown_06: And Somalia is on the east, on the horn of Africa.

Unknown_10: You got a foot of snow?

Unknown_06: It's like fucking April.

Unknown_06: No, it's like May now. How the fuck, where are you? Are you in like Australia? Because I know it should be getting cold there.

Unknown_10: Tasmania has really nice climate, by the way. I would live in Tasmania Alberta, oh geez Josh oh, it's right next to a oh, sorry.

1:56:12
Unknown_06: It was sash not Manitoba. It was Sashka one like right up in there Saskatoon Sorry, these three provinces in Canada in the middle are utterly and completely nameless

Unknown_06: I also didn't realize until recently how big Quebec is. Because like, you hear about Quebec maybe succeeding, and I always thought like New Brunswick or Prince Edward Island or Nova Scotia, I thought these were Quebec. And it was just like this side of Canada that would be leaving. But no, Quebec is like everything from the Hudson to the ocean. It's like no wonder they can't let Quebec leave. If fucking Quebec leaves, they don't have control over the Hudson anymore.

1:56:54
Unknown_10: That's not good.

Unknown_10: You're fucking kidding me.

Unknown_10: You lied to me. It's not the mosquito.

1:57:34
Unknown_06: Made me look like a fool. I actually looked that up to see if the official bird of Winnipeg was the mosquito and you're a fucking liar.

Unknown_10: It's the blue jay.

Unknown_10: What gay money? What are you talking about?

Unknown_06: Mmm, poutine is really good. When I um, I lived in Western New York for just under a year and I tried poutine and stuff and there was one, I want to see if I can find it.

1:58:08
Unknown_06: Now I'm getting hungry thinking about it.

Unknown_06: Yeah, this shit. It's like- It's like french fries, drizzled olive oil, uh, feta cheese, some- some, uh, garnish. But the one that I had also came with pickled banana pepper. And my god, I fucking love pickled banana pepper. Like, when I go to Subway, right? And I'm getting myself a footlong. And I'm saying, like, look, Mr. Subway Sandwich Man. Put-

1:58:41
Unknown_06: Put so many, so many banana peppers on my sandwich, you'd think there's too much banana pepper on my sandwich. And then put more. Because I fucking love banana peppers. And here's a fun fact.

Unknown_06: Banana peppers do not exist in the Southern Hemisphere. I could not find banana peppers in Australia or the Philippines. They just did not have banana peppers. And I was like, why do you not have banana peppers?

Unknown_06: And I couldn't find it, even in the subways, I couldn't find it. I don't know why.

Unknown_06: I still think back on those days where I couldn't get banana peppers on my subway sandwich and I was, I'm shook to the core.

1:59:25
Unknown_10: Tell us what you get at Subway.

Unknown_06: I get a um... In the U.S. they're called Spicy Italians. But in the Philippines and in Australia they're called Pizza Subs. Because Subway likes to pretend in the United States that they're a health chain. Like health food.

Unknown_06: But outside of that they want to sell their food. So they don't pretend to be healthy. And they make their food sound tasty. So in the U.S. it's called a Spicy Italian. But outside of the U.S. it's called the Pizza Sub. So I get the pizza sub and I get it with spinach and olives and Banana peppers, of course and bell pepper or capsicum as they call it in Australia and Salt and pepper I get it. Of course, I get it toasted, you know, oh when I get in a month or Mozzarella not mozzarella the other one the Italian one. Oh

2:00:13
Unknown_06: Pepper Cheney's banana pepper. Is that why I couldn't find it? It had some retarded Australian name?

Unknown_11: No, it's just called... Outside of the US, it's just called a pizza sub. It's the same exact thing as a spicy Italian.

Unknown_10: Is my proxy fucked?

2:00:55
Unknown_10: God damn it, NordVPN, you're not doing a very good job of selling your brand right now. It is, it's like completely fucked. Fine, I'll just disconnect.

Unknown_06: See, exact same thing as a spicy Italian in the U.S. It's basically a sodium nitrate sandwich. It is. My mom always made fun of me when I got Subway Subs back home because apparently they use some kind of chemical, chemical leavening in their bread that is found in foam yoga mats. So she always made fun of me for eating yoga mat bread. It's a yoga mat sandwich with sodium nitrate as a filler.

2:01:33
Unknown_10: What was I talking about? Oh, do we have any other, like, like, lolcows from in the political sphere?

Unknown_06: There's wood chips in their food. There's, uh, there's silicon in the tacos.

Unknown_10: I'm not a feeder, I just like, I just like banana peppers.

2:02:09
Unknown_10: Also known as, uh, peppercini, apparently.

Unknown_06: President Duarte is he still pissing people off? He went really quiet as far as like international coverage goes the fuck owns this island Philippines is us.

Unknown_10: Okay Well, I don't know Jerry Pete

2:02:48
Unknown_10: Duarte threatened a war with Canada? That's funny.

Unknown_10: Who would win in a war, Canada or the Philippines?

Unknown_10: I'm gonna, I'm gonna wager.

Unknown_06: I'm gonna wager that, uh, it depends. If it's an offensive war, I think that whoever's attacking would lose. Because it's just the ocean's in the way. And I don't think either of them have a navy that can transport fucking units across the ocean.

2:03:20
Unknown_10: Dude, that would be funny.

Unknown_06: That would be like legit funny if the war between Philippines and Canada was just like a trash barge filled with trash and like escort ships in the entire point of the invasion.

Unknown_06: would be to dump off trash on the west coast of Canada. And, you know, Justin Trudeau would rally the troops, right? He'd get some naval defense, like little boats and helicopters out on the coast to stop it. And the entire point of the armed confrontation would be to escort that trash barge to the beach and make sure that that trash not just ends up in Canadian waters, but ends up washed ashore near Vancouver. That would be great. Oh, if they're loaded up on shipping containers, that's fine. You just put the shipping containers on the barge. Yeah, this is great. I want this to happen. Don't make it an international conflict. Don't call in NATO and shit, because I mean, they're both NATO countries, right? They can't do that. The United States can't take a side, it's complicated. Philippines and Canada are our allies, so they're just gonna have to sort this shit out militarily. Diplomacy has failed, there's no way that we're gonna get these two radical parties to come to an agreement regarding the trash. So we just have to find a way, militarily, to sort that out. And we'll declare, like once the trash is on somebody's beach, or the trash is dumped in the ocean, if it ends up on somebody's beach, it's obviously a total victory for the other party. But if it ends up in the ocean, then it's a draw. Both people lose.

2:05:21
Unknown_10: I'm pretty sure Philippines are NATO.

Unknown_06: Because you think, oh, it's the North Atlantic Treaty, so it can't have people in the Pacific Ocean. That's bullshit.

Unknown_06: Really? I thought... I thought the Philippines were like our buddies. Because we... Like, they were our puppet in the fucking Second World War. What the fuck are they in, then? There's no way that we're not in a military alliance with the Philippines. There's not a fucking chance.

2:05:57
Unknown_11: We just have like a, what?

Unknown_06: We just have like an independent bilateral defense treaty with the Philippines? We don't make those anymore. We have sprawling multinational organizations. This is bullshit. We need, this is not complicated enough. I can understand this. The Wikipedia page is like three, like scrolls down. This is preposterous. I demand that we overcomplicate this and make a pacific alliance that involves complicated and impossible to understand conflicting interests between multiple nations. Because this is not how- this is- this is America. We don't do this shit anymore. That's what I say. What do we have with the Koreans? Because we-

2:07:04
Unknown_06: Neutral defense treaty. This is bullshit.

Unknown_06: I blame Douglas MacArthur for this shit. Douglas MacArthur came in and was like, we're just gonna have treaties with countries and it's gonna make sense. And it's bullshit.

Unknown_06: I demand something complicated and awful.

2:07:38
Unknown_06: The military overcomplicated.

Unknown_06: That's exactly, that's what we need.

Unknown_10: Trump, make it happen.

Unknown_10: MacArthur. Isn't that his name?

Unknown_11: Douglas MacArthur? That's his name. It's Doug.

Unknown_06: That's his name. What the fuck is, what's the issue?

2:08:15
Unknown_10: Douglas MacArthur, that's his, fuck you, that's his name.

Unknown_10: Nando's only there to fuck with Russia.

Unknown_06: It's true.

Unknown_06: Say the Mick very fast. Oh, it's just Douglas Mick Arthur? Why is the A there? If they didn't want it to be pronounced MacArthur.

Unknown_06: Fuck it, I wanna end the stream and I know what song I wanna end the stream on then.

Unknown_06: And I'll see you guys on, uh... next Wednesday. And I... I don't know. I'll still be on bitshoot and shit, so don't worry if you didn't see all of it. I have, uh... I have it all recorded.

2:08:50
Unknown_06: Do more streams? Maybe.

Unknown_06: Maybe. I don't know. Again, I'm not happy with DLive. Specifically, let me just show you what they've done.

Unknown_06: Because I really I hold contempt for the system because I don't even know if I I'll test it while I'm live And and just like paste this hopefully I can drag and drop it into

2:09:38
Unknown_10: You see this? Wait, wait, hold up.

Unknown_06: I'm gonna add a woo to that.

Unknown_06: There we go, fuck that. That's a bad word now, motherfuckers.

Unknown_06: I know you motherfuckers will find a way around it, but that's a bad word now.

Unknown_06: But I can't turn off that yellow switch that says age restricted. Okay, I turn it off, I click save. It says save detail success, I refresh.

Unknown_06: And the age restriction is back on, so it has to be an automatic thing where they like refuse to let me be not age restricted. It's just bullshit. It's like, okay, you know, you might as well just tell me to fuck off if you don't want me here. Because there's nothing, there's nothing, um... There's nothing x-rated about my streams. My streams are very tame, especially compared to like, to like Ralph and shit. I don't know. It's very frustrating.

2:10:13
Unknown_06: So we'll see fingers crossed for for bit shoot peer to peer to peer because the second that shit comes out I'm gone. I am gone gonzo All right, thank you my friends I will I'll see you next time

2:11:13
Unknown_01: Hey!

Unknown_01: Hey yo Seth, what's good bruh?

Unknown_01: This man's kinda high on it.

Unknown_01: Ay, yo, the flyest motherfucker in the room Yeah, you know it's me, bitches hatin' on him Cuz he started out here locally, hopefully, I'll be at the top soon Now I'm at my house, on the couch, watchin' cartoons You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance Give a fuck about a budget when you always be the subject of discussion But it's nothin' when you stop and just say fuck it Cuz you walkin' out in public and you hear him talkin' Why are my fucking hamstrings working?

2:11:45
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2:12:16
Unknown_01: And motherfuckers think they know me but they never met the kids They all come with excellence and money made benevolence Irrelevant for the fuckers who never been intelligent I kill my henny, break the bottle for the hell of it

2:12:51
Unknown_01: Get a party, never end, this life is what I recommend And if you gotta hope it for me, then she better be a ten I ain't picky, but these girls be actin' tricky When the situation's sticky and the liquor got them silly But I take over the world when I'm on my Donald Trump shit Look at all this money, ain't that some shit?