0:01:00
Unknown_13:
I'm gonna stream and these motherfuckers are gonna watch me stream. That's my declaration.
Unknown_13: This is gonna be like 10 minutes long, I swear. I just want you guys to see something, because somebody was asking me the question, what is an A-log? And the answer is Anthony Legato. Anthony A-Log Legato was a guy from like 10 years ago who was one of the first people to get mad at the internet. He's a pioneer in his craft. When Christian Weston Chandler was just a spurg and nobody knew about him except a bunch of people from like 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica, Anthony Legato wanted to be an e-celebrity and he was going to propel himself to the heights of stardom. by making fun of Christian Weston Chandler. And what people quickly realize watching A-Log's videos is that A-Log was a desperate, pathetic weirdo not much better, if at all better, than Christian Weston Chandler himself. And that is where the term comes from. Somebody who's an A-Log, if they are mad at the internet and taking a crazy person who should just be entertainment, light entertainment you're not emotionally invested into, to the next level and genuinely being upset that that person exists and is the way that they are. And to exemplify, to spread my love with everybody of Adelog himself, we're going to watch something together.
0:02:14
Unknown_13:
We are going to watch one of the worst things ever put on the internet, ever done.
0:02:54
Unknown_13:
This is...
Unknown_13: Fringe incarnate. This is fucking unbearable. And I want to make sure that my chat is visible in this.
Unknown_13: Because I want you motherfuckers to see this. It is a necessity.
Unknown_13: Drop a little bit off the left.
Unknown_13: Alright. Too much off the left. Not enough off the left. There we go. Perfect.
Unknown_13: Alright. Strap in, motherfuckers. We're going for a ride.
0:03:25
Unknown_13:
check check everything good i'm good get it when he said like all the single ladies all right this is just a random ship um this was published in 2012 but it was done way before 2012. it was done in like the the late 2000s
0:04:03
Unknown_08:
Alright guys, we're gonna push this.
Unknown_03: We have about 35 more minutes before this boy drops. We're gonna go to the next comedian. Go by the name of Anthony. Round of applause for Anthony!
Unknown_13: We're already off to a great start. We're really... When, when, Mr. DuckDuckGo, Soulja Boy, when did this come out?
0:04:45
Unknown_13:
When did, uh... He's Soulja Boy, but when does he tell him?
Unknown_13: When does he tell him? September 27. Okay. So September 2007 is probably when that's probably about right. We're probably just at 2008. So we're already off to a great start.
Unknown_07: Oh, Superman at home! Great. You think I'm actually gonna listen to a walking, talking insult to Curtis Blow?
Unknown_06: Oh, my God. What the hell's happened to hip-hop?
Unknown_07: Everything's turned into a goddamn stereotype. Oh, God. Have you feel... You basically... I basically... Every time you listen to the radio... And trust me, I work in the radio. I work at the College of Staten Island's WSIA 88.9 FM...
0:05:21
Unknown_13:
He was an aspiring voice actor, and at the time he worked on the radio, so that's what he's referring to.
0:05:54
Unknown_07:
Lord, I do apologize, but all the other acts are dirtier than I am.
Unknown_13: Even the children are crying.
Unknown_07: Every time I see Lil Wayne, I think of something vile, disgusting. The most disgusting stereotype I can think of, and unfortunately, it has to be the missile show. Every time I see Lil Wayne, I see him fall to the wall, blackface, clown.
Unknown_07: I do
0:06:50
Unknown_07:
I can't take it.
Unknown_13: Oh, Jesus.
0:07:22
Unknown_13:
Why is he going on an incel rant in the middle of his stand-up routine? Oh, Jesus.
Unknown_07: You're listening to nothing but love songs. No punk, no rock, no jazz, no weird Al Yankovic. Just throw yourself a goddamn building love song.
Unknown_07: These are from the CD collection called You'll Be Alone for the Rest of Your Miserable, Pitiful Life.
0:08:03
Unknown_07:
From the CD, you'll die in a puddle of your own blood in a welfare hospital. As we start the nonstop love countdown with Phil Collins singing Against All Odds.
Unknown_07: How can I let you walk away?
Unknown_08: Oh, God. It's... I'll let you leave without a trace.
Unknown_07: There's a mess in cabinet in the diagonal. As I stand here taking every breath with you.
Unknown_13: Run. Run, female.
Unknown_13: Michael Jackson.
Unknown_06: Escape. Flee. Flee.
0:08:38
Unknown_03:
Save yourself! Just run!
Unknown_13: They're laughing at him.
0:09:24
Unknown_13:
developing, like, like, Stockholm Syndrome. They can't fucking believe this.
Unknown_07: So the point I'm trying to make up here, it's hard to go on living without your own radio fucking with you. That's why I only listen to funny music, like the Dr. Demento show. Hell, I don't even listen to anything from Ethel Merman. She was, like, a Broadway actress back in the 40s. Nobody could see the, like, the Christian CD. Nobody could see the Bender, Tender Ballad, not like, uh,
Unknown_05: Round yon virgin! Rock me, you merman wench! I'm swelling asleep by the fire. But what do we get?
0:09:58
Unknown_07:
Nothing but love songs.
Unknown_07: Eight hours a day of nothing but kill yourself and throw yourself out of a building. Another switch off the light bulb, stick your head in a microwave. Love songs.
Unknown_07: God, I can't take this.
Unknown_13: His entire bit is that he hates being reminded of how pathetic and lonely he is. And he sometimes... How does he have the audacity to get before people and do this to himself?
0:10:33
Unknown_07:
By the way, how many Star Wars fans do we have in the house?
Unknown_13: Oh, God.
Unknown_07: Yeah, give it up for the geeks. Give it up for the geeks. But if anybody's ever seen the very first Star Wars...
Unknown_07: You automatically think that Princess Leia is going to be like a couple.
Unknown_07: But then, by two movies later, you find out that she's a sister.
Unknown_13: Ugh, nobody.
Unknown_13: Nobody has ever commented on how weird it is that they kiss and then end up being siblings. Nobody in the history of the world has made that joke before. I was thinking myself the other day, and I figured out if I ever do comedy, I gotta think of the most sickest, weirdest substitute.
0:11:09
Unknown_07:
And I pictured Darth Vader. Because Darth Vader would be so evil to be able to have his way with Leia.
Unknown_06: Oh my god! Oh, Leia.
Unknown_06: That feels so good.
Unknown_13: A man who has never had sex before is describing to a live audience what Darth Vader would sound like after raping his own daughter. But there is something I must tell you.
0:11:46
Unknown_06:
Leia, I am your father.
Unknown_06: What's up? Queen Amidala was nothing more than a nice hot piece of intergalactic gas.
Unknown_13: Okay, take a second.
Unknown_13: Breathe. Three, two, one.
Unknown_06: And she knew how to go down on her feet. They were very, very good. Oh, yes. I knew a lot of...
0:12:29
Unknown_14:
Oh no, we're spared.
Unknown_07: Yeah, I actually remember I did this a couple years ago, but I think it's still relevant.
Unknown_07: I found a song that was supposed to be in Michael Jackson's final album, but it never made it. I actually found these lyrics online, and it goes something like this.
Unknown_08: Oh, Jesus.
Unknown_05: Did you hear did you hear that woman sigh in disbelief Why does michael jackson
0:13:19
Unknown_07:
He's having like a full on spastic meltdown on stage.
Unknown_05: I have to hear this phone call. Hello, 911, what's your emergency? Help, man!
Unknown_07: My monkey is attacking my best friend. He just ripped his face off. Calm down, sir. You have to speak calmly. How can I speak calmly? My monkey is literally going anxious.
0:13:54
Unknown_06:
I'll be glad when this decade is over and when this year is over.
Unknown_07: As soon as the ball drops, we're going to be going through a new decade. And it better be damn sure better than this. Can I get an amen? Amen. Thank you.
Unknown_13: Oh man, what's sad is, what's sad is I know there's another one out there that's worse.
0:14:32
Unknown_13:
I know for sure there is another one out there that's worse than this because I remember, and maybe somebody on the forum has it and can tag me for this, but I remember he did a stand-up routine like that where he was talking about Chris. He was trying to be like, hey, y'all ever hear about this guy called Christian Weston Chandler?
Unknown_13: There is this, though.
Unknown_13: Watch this, and then I'm gonna end this. I can't, I can't, I can't take anymore.
Unknown_13: Oh, Jesus, this is nine minutes long. You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Unknown_07: It's about 1.53 in the morning of Monday of August 31st.
Unknown_07: And, well, basically, in a rant that I was working on, I mentioned I saw the Christian sex tape.
0:15:22
Unknown_07:
Most people, I believe, are a little bit questioning on whether or not I've actually seen it. So, once again... I'm going to waste another 7 minutes and 40 seconds of my life just to prove it to you people.
Unknown_07: Plus, I just hope I can find something funny about it, I mean. Basically, we already know he's gay to begin with.
Unknown_07: What the fuck was that? Fine, fine.
Unknown_07: Okay.
Unknown_13: This is gonna hurt. Just get to the part where he fucks the blow-up doll. Nobody gives a shit.
Unknown_15: Okay, let the insanity begin.
0:15:59
Unknown_15:
Oh, God, here it comes.
Unknown_14: Just do it.
Unknown_07: Do it. I regret that's an anime blow-up doll.
Unknown_07: Oh, God. He says he's like, he says, I love you too, though.
Unknown_07: What is he doing?
Unknown_07: He's getting way too close to that doll.
Unknown_13: Look at his smile.
Unknown_07: Sonic and Pikachu and Knuckles dolls. This is a grown man watching a retarded man fucking plastic doll. I don't think his legs could be able to bend that way, human or not.
Unknown_13: He's gonna jerk it.
Unknown_07: Who still wears socks?
0:16:31
Unknown_07:
Who still wears socks while doing... While... While having sex? Who does that? You don't see Peter North doing it. With socks on. You don't see Mr. Marcus with cowboy boots.
Unknown_07: Or Ron Jeremy with a nice pair of loafers.
Unknown_07: Uh... Okay. He's still screwing in the cowboy positions like he's... He's like doing it badly. And failing at it too.
Unknown_13: I want...
Unknown_07: Oh, man.
Unknown_07: He's checking what's left of his dick.
Unknown_07: Oh, great. Another walk or jump cut.
0:17:05
Unknown_13:
Again, he's watching Christian Weston Chandler fuck a blow-up doll. There's a video from Chris way back when where Chris fucks a blow-up doll. And that's what he's watching.
Unknown_13: So keep that in mind with his weird smiles and how he's looking around and grinning to himself. What he's watching is Christian Weston Chandler fucking an inanimate object.
Unknown_07: This guy can't even have sex right, and I've seen his PS3 tape.
Unknown_07: What?
Unknown_07: I think with the blow-up doll, it's mostly missionary because I don't think the legs will be able to go back that way.
0:17:44
Unknown_07:
God, this guy fails in life, and he fails in fucking. Look at him.
Unknown_13: He fails at life and he fails at fucking.
Unknown_07: Too late.
Unknown_03: Julie, yes.
Unknown_13: That's the best part. Hold up. Let's slow this down. We need to hear that.
Unknown_07: And he fails at fucking. Look at him.
Unknown_03: Too late. Julie, yes.
Unknown_13: Alright, just for old time's sakes, just one more.
0:18:19
Unknown_13:
Just one more, guys. We need to watch... We need to endure this.
Unknown_03: Julie!
Unknown_07: Julie! Yes!
Unknown_07: And the original file name on this thing was For Julie's Eyes Only.
Unknown_07: Oh, man. Blue Spike must have been surprised.
Unknown_13: You can see the video in his glasses.
Unknown_07: You can see him perceive this information. Go back to 2009. Okay, you fail at life, you fail at drawing, you fail at socializing, and you fail at fucking
0:19:16
Unknown_13:
What is he doing, man?
Unknown_07: Oh, God. His ass is, like, jiggling. God.
Unknown_07: God, I think my retinas are burning.
Unknown_07: What?
Unknown_07: You can't even do that position right.
Unknown_07: Share him all you want. That ball is not responding.
Unknown_07: I feel sorry for that trans for that Optimus Prime action figure he had.
Unknown_07: If he actually touches the Sailor Moon figurines he has, I'm going down there to Ruggersville and slay him. Well, actually, slay is the wrong word. Give him a stern talking to. But I can't because it's private property.
0:19:51
Unknown_13:
This guy knows how to fuck. He knows how to fuck, um... Leia as Darth Vader.
Unknown_07: We already learned that. Oh, God, his man boobs.
Unknown_07: I gotta lose Visa.
Unknown_07: Apparently... This Julie girl is naughty, although we do know better.
Unknown_13: He wants to slay. He wants his turn with Julie. He wants it while it's still warm.
0:20:23
Unknown_07:
Whoa, too fast there, man. Give it some breathing space.
Unknown_07: There is a word that could describe it. What is it?
Unknown_07: Sad? That is one of them.
Unknown_07: I feel sad watching this, to be honest.
Unknown_13: I feel depressed.
Unknown_07: Wait, now what are you doing?
Unknown_07: Ew.
Unknown_07: Okay, that position is impossible. Standing vault.
Unknown_07: Oh god, I was wondering if he was going to go on top of the doll. Again, second viewing. Oh god.
0:20:54
Unknown_07:
We can't even do commissionary right. Look at this.
Unknown_07: How many minutes is it? Oh boy, we're in the 6.17 mark. So merc relief is going to be over. Soon.
Unknown_07: I think I'm finding this more pathetically funny than disgusting now. Well, disgusting with his body type. Pathetic with the fact that he fails at fucking as well.
0:21:28
Unknown_07:
He can't even say comrades.
Unknown_13: Wait, wait, hold up. Hold up. What is this?
Unknown_07: Is this it? Is this it?
Unknown_13: Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Unknown_07: I was originally going to have a little bit of a song.
Unknown_13: Where did this come from? Because this is like three minutes of him singing.
Unknown_07: But I see that my guitar, I have my guitar choice in here. Well, Andrew, unfortunately, isn't here. I'm talking to a guy here. Ryan. I'm very curious. Do you know where my nine-inch nails? All right, come up here. I've got a performance.
0:22:03
Unknown_07:
Nobody wants to be a part of this. Don't worry, don't worry, because I'm also basically giving out props. Any Lord of the Rings fans we got here? Yeah, yeah. Let me know about the creature known as Gollum, who was originally Smeagol.
0:22:37
Unknown_08:
Oh no!
Unknown_07: Oh no!
Unknown_08: Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck off. Oh, fuck off.
0:23:09
Unknown_08:
So long as I stand, trying to jump for the world, but will remember everything.
0:23:49
Unknown_00:
What I will become, I will be the strength.
Unknown_08: Everyone will know.
Unknown_08: Oh, God.
Unknown_08: You can have it all. Nobody told him this was funny.
Unknown_13: He's just retarded. Without a pure town.
Unknown_08: Without men to watch.
0:24:29
Unknown_08:
Don't applaud that. Okay, there's one more.
Unknown_13: I desperately want to find the Chris Chan stand up.
Unknown_05: Fuck off. What the fuck is he doing?
0:25:18
Unknown_04:
The fuck is he doing He's just sitting there
Unknown_04: Fuck this.
Unknown_13: Fuck this. This is bullshit. I wanted the Chris Chan stand-up routine, and this video is fucking gone. I wanted to hear him make jokes about Chris Chan in front of a live audience, and I cannot find this.
0:26:00
Unknown_13:
This is bullshit.
Unknown_13: All right.
Unknown_13: Idle animations.
Unknown_13: I want to know what this is. Has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on harassment and bullying?
Unknown_13: What? Is that the only copy of like the Christian? Did it get removed because he was making fun of Chris to a live audience? Is that what happened?
Unknown_14: Ah, what a bummer.
0:26:35
Unknown_14:
Alright, sorry, I have no way to end this, so I'm just going to end this now.
Unknown_13: Do a mukbang? Fuck off. I want to see it too, but I don't know if anybody has it. I'm thinking it's destroyed. I'm thinking this video is gone.
Unknown_16: Hold up.
Unknown_14: A-Log Christian stand-up.
Unknown_14: Yeah, no, there was, I swear to God, I'm not hallucinating.
0:27:09
Unknown_14:
There was a stand-up where he, he talked about Chris Live and it's just gone. Oh, what a bummer.
Unknown_13: Okay, here's what we're gonna do as a sign-off. We're on a scavenger hunt.
Unknown_13: If any of you motherfuckers can find this video, send it to me.
Unknown_13: Because I am now desperate. I am desperate for the stand-up routine. And we'll finish this. The second time, the second time, the second stream, the second time I randomly decide to do this at 1 in the morning, we will conclude this action-oriented thing.
0:27:59
Unknown_13:
But until then, I'm afraid that's all. I'm hallucinating because I've not been fed in a while. You'll find it for me? Thank you.
Unknown_13: Alright. I think that's it, motherfuckers. Next week, I'll hopefully have a more prepared stream and stuff. Is there anything I want to show you?
Unknown_14: What's this?
Unknown_14: That's not what I thought it was.
Unknown_13: Well, it's still pretty funny.
0:28:32
Unknown_13:
Oh, and if you haven't seen this, I'll just play the first part of this because it's funny.
Unknown_13: Uh, fuck. I'll get rid of that.
Unknown_13: No, fuck! I want the actual video. I just want to play it in MPC with live audio.
Unknown_13: Boom. Okay. I'll watch this instead.
Unknown_02: I haven't changed since last night. It's getting a little scratchy. I'm going to have a little fun with this Nick Calliatus. He's a lawyer.
0:29:10
Unknown_02:
Nick Rikita.
Unknown_02: Rikita.
Unknown_17: This will probably not be a live answer. Try to put this up a little bit.
Unknown_02: Hello, this is Nick. Hello, Nick.
0:29:42
Unknown_02:
My name is Tommy Wasserberg. I'm also known as Tommy Tudor. I'm wondering if you're the attorney of record for Joshua Moon and Lolcow.
Unknown_09: No, I'm not the attorney of record for Joshua Moon and Lolcow.
Unknown_02: Okay, well that's nice to know. How do you feel about Lolcow stalking people and falsely labeling them things and trying to destroy their lives?
Unknown_09: you don't do you do you support uh do you believe that what they do to some of these people is completely uh protected by the first amendment and by uh uh fair use okay strap in i'm gonna cut this up a little bit so you can hear it i want you to hear this loud and clear because it's really fucking funny copyright laws
0:30:37
Unknown_07:
I don't represent them. I don't have an opinion on what they do legally.
Unknown_02: Well, you seem to have a lot of opinions about legal matters like that.
Unknown_02: I'm asking you as a targeted individual who is one of many.
Unknown_10: Hold on. Hold on. Stop. Are you trying to retain my services as an attorney?
Unknown_02: That's possible if you're competent.
Unknown_02: That's not my decision. That's yours. Well, do you have any references that I could look at? And what do you need for a retainer to take on Joshua Moon? To continue a legal discussion about Joshua Moon, you would need to pay me a $15,000 retainer. Are you licensed with the Minnesota Board? Okay. All right. Thanks for your time. You're welcome. Oh, I'm going to be talking to them about your... gross racism and transphobia.
0:31:10
Unknown_02:
Have a nice day. Have fun. I will.
0:31:45
Unknown_13:
Yes, that is Nick Ricchino.
Unknown_02: Now let's see what we can do about the Minnesota bar.
Unknown_13: I'll skip ahead a little bit.
Unknown_13: I'm not listening to this call yet, by the way, so we'll see.
Unknown_02: Right.
0:32:16
Unknown_02:
I'd like to lodge a complaint against the Minnesota attorney. Okay. So we are not actually the organization that handles complaints, but I can give you their contact
Unknown_02: No, I don't. I thought I was going to be dealing with computerized stuff. I'm sorry.
Unknown_02: I have kind of a paperless desk, and it's hard for me to find working pens sometimes.
Unknown_02: I understand that.
Unknown_02: Okay, now something to write on. Find out if the pens have been working. Hello. Notepad? Nah. No such luck. Oh, there it is.
0:32:54
Unknown_02:
Well, I'm a stonecutter. I'm a mineral dealer.
Unknown_02: So my desk is not set up for office work. No, I can understand that. I can understand that. Okay, I'm ready. And the pen actually writes. Go for it, please. Okay. It's called the Lawyer's Professional Responsibility Board.
0:33:30
Unknown_10:
And they're located in St. Paul.
Unknown_10: And their phone number is 651-296.
Unknown_02: Skip ahead.
Unknown_02: I don't want to insist and bigoted statements and give it.
Unknown_02: Um, are there any rules for Minnesota lawyers regarding public racist and, uh, bigoted statements and giving racist and bigoted advice on YouTube?
0:34:03
Unknown_00:
They can't answer that. Um, you know, I don't know the answer to that, unfortunately.
Unknown_02: I'll bet they will.
Unknown_02: Yeah, I don't want to waste any, I don't want to waste anybody's time if this guy's, like, within his, uh,
Unknown_02: you know, within his rights as a Minnesota lawyer and a free-speaking American to say mean and stupid things and advise people how to harm other people's civil rights.
0:34:33
Unknown_10:
Sure.
Unknown_10: Yeah, those would be the people to call and to find out and to sort of ask.
Unknown_02: Okay, I will do that. Thank you so much. Happy day. You're welcome. Bye-bye.
Unknown_13: Somebody says they have the Chris Chan routine, by the way.
Unknown_02: In the public advice at YouTube. I couldn't get him to make a comment. Hi, lawyer regulations. I was referred to you by the bar, Minnesota bar. There is a Minnesota attorney that I think is like, I don't know what the proper word for it, but unethical.
0:35:07
Unknown_02:
Um, in the public advice that he gives to 40, almost 40,000 subscribers.
Unknown_13: Fucker.
Unknown_02: You fucker. You fucker. Hold up.
0:35:41
Unknown_13:
This motherfucker in chat named Charles Johnson says he has the fucking stand-up. I'm like, ooh, sliggity-swooty, coming for that fucking video. I open that shit, it's goddamn Rick Roll. Fuck you, you cocksucker motherfucker. You ruined my life.
Unknown_02: Almost 40,000 subscribers at YouTube.
Unknown_02: a law firm out of Minnesota called Repita Law, R-E-K-I-E-T-A. Nick or Nicholas is the attorney.
0:36:17
Unknown_02:
The guy's all right.
Unknown_02: He's running a totally racist, homophobic, transphobic law, what does he call it?
Unknown_02: I mean, it's just all racist, transphobic, and he's advising people who are like harassing minorities online and how to either fend off their legal attacks or how to legally harm them.
0:36:49
Unknown_02:
And I don't think that's something that should be licensed as an attorney.
Unknown_09: How do you feel that this attorney has done the conduct in the first step?
Unknown_02: Okay. Okay. I see. Okay, not a problem. I'd be glad to do that. Can you receive
0:37:32
Unknown_02:
media, like a video link. You can put it in the complaint if you wish. Can I do this by email? I'll give you our website.
Unknown_02: Super. Although you can't attach.
Unknown_02: It would be links to YouTube videos.
Unknown_02: It wouldn't be attached. The website is L as in lawyers, P as in professional, RS
Unknown_09: As in board dot M-N-C-O-U-R-T.
0:38:11
Unknown_13:
That's a complicated ass fucking link. Dot G-O-V.
Unknown_02: Oh, so you guys are like not, you're actually a government agency and not the bar association. Correct. Cool. Yeah, I think that this is just totally inappropriate behavior for a licensed attorney anywhere.
Unknown_02: So thank you. And I will take care of it. Thank you. Bye-bye.
Unknown_02: And there you have it.
0:38:43
Unknown_02:
We'll see what happens.
Unknown_13: That's it, Tudor. You got fucking Z-Lines. Just some more bullshit fucking agency reporting. Can I call Tudor?
Unknown_02: I'm going to call Tudor. I need to go back downtown.
Unknown_13: I'm going to call this motherfucker again.
Unknown_13: Call up.
Unknown_13: I'm gonna find, I'm gonna, give me a second. Give me a second for this.
Unknown_14: I'm just gonna talk to him. Where is Yawning?
0:39:15
Unknown_13:
Yawning! There it is.
Unknown_13: I've asked him for his phone number very recently, so I shouldn't need to ask for it again.
Unknown_14: Uh...
Unknown_14: Where is it?
Unknown_14: Where the fuck is it? Now he's called me so many fucking times, you'd think.
Unknown_14: It'd just be like, uh... It'd just be my phone book by now.
0:39:58
Unknown_14:
What's his... What's Tudor's phone number?
Unknown_13: Get the SPCC to call Tudor.
Unknown_13: Yeah, that would be a good one. That would be a good one for him to call, actually.
Unknown_14: I endorse that.
Unknown_14: Come the fuck on.
Unknown_13: He's such a spastic.
Unknown_13: I told Nick, I said, you should really have him on your stream because he is... This must be his number because I have a voicemail from him.
0:40:43
Unknown_14:
I was going to say he is...
Unknown_13: He's very legally active, and his theories on law are just utterly preposterous.
Unknown_14: Let me try this.
0:41:21
Unknown_13:
Hello? Hi, Tommy. Who's calling, please? It's Josh. You don't recognize my voice by now?
Unknown_13: Well, what was that? Oh, why are you bullying Nick now? What did Nick do?
Unknown_13: You have to speak into your microphone if you want to be heard.
0:41:55
Unknown_14:
Tommy?
Unknown_14: Tommy? You're just talking to your microphone on the phone, and words can be heard.
Unknown_14: Tommy?
Unknown_14: I think he's lost the plot.
Unknown_14: I think the phone is mentally above him.
Unknown_14: Rest in peace.
0:42:26
Unknown_14:
No, it's a consistent issue.
Unknown_13: Every time he calls, it's like his volume is so low. I don't even think he hung up.
Unknown_13: He's hung over. Over what?
Unknown_13: I don't think he's hung over. He's just an insane person. I'm going to wait a minute. And if he doesn't call back or something, I guess that's it. Unfortunately.
Unknown_13: I was in a Google Hangouts with him just the other day.
0:43:01
Unknown_14:
Missed a call from Tommy Jane. Is he still in there? I don't know.
Unknown_14: He had a heart attack midstream.
Unknown_13: Raul. I'm not Raul. No, it's weird. I don't know why he doesn't want to talk. He's very talkative, and then he doesn't want to talk to me. Why does he got to be like that?
0:43:35
Unknown_13:
His phone is terrible? Yeah.
Unknown_13: He needs a goddamn Obama phone. Fucking Trump. He got rid of the Obama phones, and now I can't call my retarded friend and talk to him.
Unknown_14: This is true transphobia and sexism.
Unknown_14: Oh, Weasel will respond.
Unknown_13: I called him and his mic was too shit and he hung up. I wanted to talk about Nick.
0:44:09
Unknown_14:
Trump phone.
Unknown_13: Weevil says that he's pissed as hell about Nick. I don't know why he won't talk to me.
Unknown_13: This is like racism if you think about it.
0:44:45
Unknown_13:
He says that Tommy thinks we're worried about Nick for some reason. But why won't he talk to us about him then?
Unknown_14: Wow, what a bummer.
Unknown_13: There was, actually, you know what? There was like three minutes of this that I never, I recorded before I came on Rikita's stream the other day.
Unknown_13: And I did not air it anywhere. It was part of like a large group call on Hangouts, which would be preferred to what he's using right now. Let's see if I recorded it correctly.
0:45:21
Unknown_13:
Oh yeah, see, I had my OBS up and I just recorded it from the stream.
Unknown_13: I forgot to... Fuck, I hate MPC. It lags up if I'm using the big format. Let me open it in VLC and try to find the area where I had...
Unknown_13: Where I had, uh... Okay. You have, uh... Oh, see, I wasn't recording his audio. I'm not playing it. Can I get an answer?
0:45:56
Unknown_00:
What is the party? What the fuck is the machine? What does the machine do? All right, all right, you take care of him. You take care of him.
Unknown_13: And yes, that is Ross. So... So if that droning retard voice you hear, that is Ross.
Unknown_02: Why can you not respect a transgender person's identity? What the fuck is the matter? Uh...
Unknown_00: let let miss jane do her thing no i answered my question what the fuck is wrong with you people josh is here he can start with it what the fuck is wrong with you people okay to give you some quick backdrop tommy is mad at the people who's helping him because as soon as i joined i have not said i've said barely anything so far i've said like one thing just to say that i'm there
0:46:45
Unknown_13:
And they said, okay, Tommy, Josh, talk to him. And Tommy's like, what? I'm a beautiful woman. I'm a beautiful woman. You can't call me sir. You can't say he. What the fuck? Josh is in here, and he's not disrespecting me yet. Leave that to Josh to disrespect me. You people need to call me ma'am. So let's just listen to that for a couple seconds.
Unknown_02: Why can't you respect a transgender person's identity? What is the problem there? Why do you insist on making a transgender life more difficult than it already is by being assholes?
0:47:23
Unknown_02:
Can I get an answer to that one from anybody?
Unknown_11: Don't know. It's a new thing. I don't know why Josh is not answering, but you know.
Unknown_13: Because he's talking to you.
Unknown_13: So is Josh here? Tommy would like to know why you're misgendering her, Ross. What's wrong with you?
Unknown_11: I'm not misgendering her at all. I joined the first thing I hear, Ross, is you blatantly misgendering your new friend.
0:47:58
Unknown_13:
How could you do this?
Unknown_12: Oh, how could you be a fucking hypocritical fucking... I can't fucking believe you. You watched CPU. You admitted to watching fucking CPU. You... Hey, guess what?
Unknown_00: How was Zoom destroying you, actually? That was Zoom who watched CP with his girlfriend, actually. No, no, not with his girlfriend.
Unknown_12: I'm talking about how you had, like, a block landforms, and how he wants to rip out a girl's vagina. Hey, explain that one, though.
0:48:35
Unknown_02:
Hello, hello. I've been trying to make this call since you guys were out of control, huh?
Unknown_12: Oh, no, you take it away. You take it away, Tony.
Unknown_02: Well, I'm, like, totally disgusted with that whole last exchange.
Unknown_02: Completely. No, I don't want nothing... What is there to be disgusted about?
Unknown_12: You literally threatened it.
Unknown_02: You literally... I don't care. I don't want to hear a fucking bout of any of it.
0:49:10
Unknown_02:
Okay? You're just... A lot of you have... Like, found a way to alienate me. All three of you.
Unknown_12: Shit, I didn't fucking alienate you one bit.
Unknown_02: Well, I'm not, you know, I'm kind of, you know, the deaf, dumb, and blind person. Um...
Unknown_02: and i don't know you know i'm having trouble picking it out ross and uh you know you just all three at once i'm hearing all i'm hearing is his her his and him it's like no all three of them no that's too much um well i mean it's tricky you have to admit it is tricky it's well yeah i understand that when one person's misgendering the other the person you're not thinking You're not thinking. It's not registering.
0:49:59
Unknown_02:
They're deliberately misgendering this person.
Unknown_13: Let me interrupt this to remind you at this time that this call was a sting operation between Tommy and Ross to try and get at me. And they are so far, I have said two things, and they have spent three minutes arguing with each other.
Unknown_00: It's a new paradigm within speech patterns to jump from they, their. You know, it's like the TD phrase.
0:50:32
Unknown_02:
You know, religious people don't want to hear it under any circumstance for any reason. Don't want to hear your excuses for saying it.
Unknown_02: Okay? It's the same thing.
Unknown_00: Well, I mean, I don't consider them excuses. I'm willing to listen to your explanations about, you know, about, you know, things that have been construed in your past. So, I mean, you know,
Unknown_02: Well, you just all of a sudden started screaming about kiddie porn, and I don't want to hear it.
Unknown_00: I didn't scream about kiddie porn. That was Ross. That was Ross who screamed about kiddie porn. That was Ross. Yeah, that was Ross that you screamed about.
0:51:10
Unknown_11:
No, I'm just going off about what was presented about Joshua Connor Moon.
Unknown_00: That's nonsense. That was nonsense on Psychopedia Dramatica. You know, this is what I told you before.
Unknown_18: Is that you don't want to.
Unknown_13: Also, I don't know who the fucking mouth breather is that has apnea and is like desperately clawing for air in the background on this call, but it's present throughout the fucking recording. Chimp out like that because that's what they're milking you. Exactly. You know, you chimp it out and that's what they love.
0:51:46
Unknown_01:
Can I say something to Josh real quick?
Unknown_02: Is he here? Hi.
Unknown_01: Hey, Josh, you know who I am, right? Hard Wrangler's Holiday, right? No. You were in the Disney Discord the other day. The Disney Discord?
Unknown_01: Yeah, Disney Maker Studios. I have no idea what you're talking about.
0:52:21
Unknown_01:
Oh, okay. Well, that's fair. Well, I've had Zoom on my stream several times. It's nothing personal. Like, he's attempted to go over that shit multiple times.
Unknown_13: I've never been in your Discord. I have no idea who you are.
Unknown_01: Oh, why, Josh? You've talked to me before.
Unknown_01: But anyway, go ahead with your guys' conversation. That's over.
Unknown_18: Nope.
Unknown_18: That's not Josh Moon.
0:52:53
Unknown_00:
What? Yeah, that's him. That wasn't Josh Moon. Well, you know, not the first movie. That wasn't Josh Moon.
Unknown_18: I've spoken to Josh Moon numerous times.
Unknown_00: What? So that wasn't Josh O'Connor Moon? Do you not hear the Irver? You know, that's Irver Lord. That's Irver Lord. That's definitely him.
Unknown_04: It wasn't the same attitude.
Unknown_02: Is he still here?
0:53:24
Unknown_00:
Yeah, that's, yeah, yeah, Earth Alert is present.
Unknown_04: Go ahead, Josh.
Unknown_00: Hello.
Unknown_04: Hello.
Unknown_13: Did you want something? Tell me.
Unknown_02: No, uh, my, my, uh, viewers here, my guests wanted to talk to you. Let me hear what you wanted to say to me.
Unknown_02: This is my phone. I'm Josh, you're on my phone.
Unknown_13: No, I'm just going to come on for five minutes because I got no time before. I'm supposed to be on a different stream. Is there anything you want to say? Because otherwise I'm going to have to hop off.
0:53:58
Unknown_02:
No, I couldn't understand your mom, man.
Unknown_00: Check out Noah on Nicky Racket's stream. You know, Nicky Racketa. You don't sound like you usually do. What are we on tonight?
Unknown_13: Nothing.
Unknown_13: Dude, you've only heard me on the phone.
Unknown_00: It's Borscht. It's all that Borscht, man. He's on that Borscht.
0:54:31
Unknown_14:
Tell me about the tutor. Why does he wear the mask?
Unknown_13: sorry it's just it's very strange to me like that happened and i'm recording it and i'm just i'm just sitting there waiting down the clock before i'm supposed to be talking to nick and i'm just like just sitting there quietly like wondering what the fuck is going on and i have i have no fucking idea what it is
0:55:14
Unknown_13:
Oh, was he? No. No, it's literally just like, oh, come hang out in this hangout with us, and we'll talk to Tudor and Ross, and I join. And Tudor's just going off at him because he got misgendered or some shit.
Unknown_13: No, I'm just sitting there. I'm just sitting there, like, waiting for my Hangouts link from Rakita.
Unknown_13: And, yeah, I don't know. The guy who has the fucking apnea problem, like, legit needs to go to a doctor and get a CPAP, because there's no fucking way that guy's breathing right at night. He is struggling, desperately struggling for oxygen, like, in a sitting, comfortable, seated position.
0:55:48
Unknown_13:
At a resting heart rate. Like dying. Dying like a fish out of water.
Unknown_13: And it's very concerning. I'm not a doctor, but in general, it's my concern.
Unknown_14: I like how he does it. Tommy seems intimidated by me, is the thing.
Unknown_13: And I don't know why. I am so far out of all the people he's interacted with. I've been very nice to him.
0:56:26
Unknown_13:
I mean, I've accused him of fucking a dog. But a lot of people have accused him of fucking dogs.
Unknown_14: Because he's a dog fucker. That's all you gotta say on that.
Unknown_14: Hold up.
Unknown_13: Exposing... What is... I saw a video by the crazy lady again.
Unknown_13: her name was like exposing internet people or exposing cyber bullies or something exposing exposing i lost it yeah i don't i have no fucking idea what the discord the disney discord is i will show you my discord things um and i will because like i i have a strict policy on discords
0:57:23
Unknown_13:
uh if i don't know what the fuck it is i don't want any part of it i want i want a few icons i want to be active in every server that i am a part of because i fucking hate discord and this is my list this is uh top one is the mad at the internet discord second one is the kiwi farms discord third one is the um
Unknown_13: is what's his name oh narrator narrator he invited me onto his podcast we did an interview and then he decided not to release the podcast because he's afraid of getting destroyed by by psychotic people on the internet but i'm still on his discord fourth one down is the the metachrist archiver i think i i think i was on his podcast once
Unknown_13: And then under that is the Detective Pikachu server, where I'm a big fan of Detective Pikachu. Then under that is the Dick Masterson fan group. Below that is the actual Dick Masterson call-in channel. And then the one with the O is the OpenNIC channel, because I participate and contribute to the OpenNIC project.
0:58:15
Unknown_13:
Yeah, that's my discord channels. You should join our riot by the way. I'm gonna shield the riot here Let me put this back on and I'm gonna go HTTPS Riot farms that now if you join that it's like discord but better It's all I gotta say you can make your own channel. Please do not break the law using my riot The shillings in them
0:58:56
Unknown_13:
More retards in the Riot server?
Unknown_13: Sorry. Sorry, cool kids who are early adopters to the Riot. You got to share space now. You got to share space with the mouth breathers.
Unknown_13: Does it require another client? Yes, but you can also use it in the browser.
Unknown_13: And it's like Discord, but it's open source and shit. So I support open source projects like OpenNIC. It's a DNS and top-level domain registrar system that I am a big fan of. Because one day, when the internet is broken and shattered and controlled by the big governments, projects like OpenNIC will be very important to operating clear net websites without permission from any specific organization.
0:59:32
Unknown_13:
uh okay i think that's it um i'm gonna i'm probably not going to keep this stream up just just saying i'm not gonna re-host it somewhere and i can't keep it on this channel because um i only put my video game stuff here uh but oh god i got a message on riot it's that noises but uh to cap this off
1:00:21
Unknown_13:
Since I'm going to delete this anyways, I'm giving you a warning. If you are going to archive this, I'm going to give you like an hour to archive it before I take it down.
Unknown_13: But before I do that, let me play an outro song that I wouldn't be able to play normally.
Unknown_13: And I will see you next time, probably Wednesday. I don't know who I'm going to be streaming on. Hopefully it'll be better. I didn't think I did a good job with the Jake Alley stream. I missed a lot of information. So I might revisit that someday.
Unknown_13: Yeah, okay. Take it easy my friends