WARDAWG p2 12-21-18 2018-12-21

0:00:56
Unknown_06: all right so how you been uh i've been good you've been good did you just get out of jail isaac can i take a prn a prn hold on one second bro yeah okay i'll get something to drink one second bro i'm taking a prn i got anxiety

Unknown_05: How many viewers do we have?

Unknown_05: Well, I just got started. I usually stream during a specific time. So right now I got a hundred. I'm going to put it on YouTube and YouTube is going to be several hundred in a few minutes.

Unknown_05: Okay.

0:01:54
Unknown_05: Give me a second. I'm throwing something up there.

Unknown_05: So you're saying you're taking a PRN? Yeah, I got to take a hydroxy.

Unknown_11: It's like Benadryl.

0:02:24
Unknown_05: And that just calms you down a little?

Unknown_05: Yeah.

Unknown_11: Thank you.

Unknown_04: Are you at like a halfway house right now? No.

0:02:59
Unknown_05: Because I think somebody mentioned it, that you were. I kind of am.

Unknown_05: Just a little bit?

Unknown_05: Just a little bit.

Unknown_01: War dog, baby. We're about to go to the top of YouTube.

Unknown_11: okay i'm gonna okay can you hold on okay i'm here can you see me yes yes everybody can see you hey guys okay look what i got here what's that a youtube speaker i'm gonna spit some bars for the screen all right all right go for it

0:03:54
Unknown_11: Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Unknown_12: Hold on.

Unknown_11: Can I just use it for a few minutes, please?

Unknown_11: Okay. I bought you pizza twice in a row, bro. I'm about to give you lots of cigarettes.

Unknown_11: I'm streaming. We have a couple hundred viewers. Cody, come say hi.

Unknown_11: Come say hi.

Unknown_11: dog okay are you there what's your name by the way josh yeah josh cool and you're you're a war dog right because people are people are turning it i'm a war dog nathan crane you're gonna wrap people are tuning in to the god the god of the squad yeah okay i gotta get this shit to work

0:04:55
Unknown_05: What shit? Oh, it was a YouTube speaker, you said? YouTube speaker. I never heard of that.

Unknown_11: Come on, work, you son of a bitch.

Unknown_11: Nearby devices.

Unknown_11: Damn, why is it working here?

Unknown_13: Okay, pair devices.

Unknown_13: Nothing. Nearby devices.

0:05:26
Unknown_13: I don't know why it's not working.

Unknown_13: What is it?

Unknown_05: I'll restart the phone.

Unknown_13: It's a Bluetooth speaker, and I'm trying to get it to work.

Unknown_13: Pair with my other phone so I can play a beat and spit some fire.

Unknown_03: Fire. Fire. We're going to the top of YouTube. Suck it on your mom's boot.

Unknown_03: I'm the best thing since China. I'll be licking your vagina. I'm going hard in the paint, fucking bitch. Just stay calm and stay calm. The right control, calm the right control. Deep down, that bitch is holy. Y'all heard about me. I'm famous on YouTube. I have a big strength. I'm a tooth fairy. I flare my wings. Pop wings and I'll sing. Coming through with the whole crew, leading the squad. Bitch, I'm an alien god.

0:05:58
Unknown_12: Yo, Joshua is my nigga. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe.

Unknown_12: Josh.

Unknown_06: Ew.

0:06:29
Unknown_01: Look, Josh.

Unknown_01: The hype machine. Josh.

Unknown_01: We did it, Josh.

Unknown_01: we did it josh we did he said you're an alien god i remember that from your like your pull like your website i'm the real god i'm the real i'm the real god my website is wardog.stream wardog.stream careful with that i think there is some not safe for work stuff on that this is heads up to everybody and on what on your site oh yeah

0:07:16
Unknown_05: just saying be careful like what what do you mean by uh like alien god like for people who don't know the real god i hear sirens every day i am the chosen one the true jesus that returned muhammad from the west i am the chosen one nathan crane nathan means god's gift in every dictionary muslim christian jewish and i am the true chosen one i am the real god

Unknown_13: I have access to nuclear warfare, nuclear technology. I'm a hacker. I blow centrifuges for nukes in Iran for money. I'm rich. I'm famous. I'm war daddy, war daddy.

Unknown_03: And I'm with Josh, my nigga. I pull the trigger. I click it till they all sick it. I kill them all. Aim for their head till their ass full of lead. They all end up dead. I'm the best thing since the Middle East. I'm shredded like a meeting yeast. I'm the Muhammad from the West. I took the test. I passed my test. Bullproof vest. I'm the king. All the niggas seen when I come through. Give a whole crew reppin' swag. Pulled out my bagged-eared rag. Passed my test. I'ma rape your ass.

0:08:12
Unknown_13: I'm just kidding. I don't rape.

Unknown_05: You have to be careful. You're probably on parole still. No, I'm not.

Unknown_05: What'd you get busted for?

0:08:45
Unknown_05: Delivery of methamphetamine.

Unknown_05: delivery what's your favorite song what's my favorite song oh yeah what's your favorite song do if you're gonna do a song to to rap to do black skinhead by kanye les the good ass song is that an instrumental no i don't know if you can find the instrumental but it's a really good song how many viewers do we have How many viewers? Let's see. I just started this up random. No advertising. 230 on YouTube and I think 150 on stream.me. I do multiple places.

0:09:21
Unknown_06: Yikes.

Unknown_06: Okay, here we go.

Unknown_05: Oh, somebody found Black Skinhead Instrumental for me. I'll pass it to you in Hangouts.

Unknown_10: Black Skinhead?

Unknown_05: Yeah.

0:09:55
Unknown_13: I'm on a flip phone right now. I'm on a flip phone right now. I'm on an iPhone X and I have a flip phone.

Unknown_05: Black?

Unknown_13: Black?

Unknown_05: I sent you a link in Hangouts to the video, the instrumental.

Unknown_06: Okay, hold on.

0:10:55
Unknown_05: Did you get the link in Hangouts?

Unknown_12: Yeah.

Unknown_11: Oh, shit.

Unknown_11: Where's the volume up on this phone? Oh, here.

Unknown_05: There we go. Is this it? Yeah, that's it. I don't know if I can rap to this.

0:11:27
Unknown_05: I'll try.

Unknown_05: Do your best.

Unknown_03: Bitches smile while they jock in my style. But yo, I've been weak and wild ever since I was a little child. I smile in the face of adversity. Diversity pays and so does dispersity. So easily that's happy for a young G like me. I'm just running that checkup. Better go get your backups before I shoot your deck up. I'm still keeping that 40 on me. Up the beds cause you know they want me. Three, six so's gonna hold it on me. We think that shit, we know they don't. Cause you been hanging on my bitch's arm. Yo bitch shit gonna get punked. My bitch rich wanna be a fam.

0:11:59
Unknown_09: I don't know, man. This is like rock. This isn't really rap music.

Unknown_05: It's Kanye West. It's going to be weird. I don't know. I'll look at chat. Chat, if you have a rap beat, a proper rap beat that you would like to see a war dog rap to, just hit me up.

0:12:40
Unknown_06: We're taking suggestions.

Unknown_06: I think he killed his stream, by the way. Uh-oh.

Unknown_06: Uh-oh.

Unknown_06: Probably was playing around with the YouTube or something.

0:13:11
Unknown_05: Wait, I see. His frame updated.

Unknown_05: Hey, careful. You cut out.

Unknown_05: Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah. You're back. You're back. All right. Somebody wants you. Do you know Death Grips?

Unknown_05: Yeah, it's a pretty good band this is an instrumental for I think it's proper rap I got a for tachyon I Got one Shout out to any girls in the stream.

0:13:50
Unknown_12: I love girls. Hello Avon goddess. How you doing, babe? I

Unknown_05: Avon Goddess?

Unknown_13: Avon Goddess, the 72,000 year old alien goddess spirit that brings me back to life. Hello, Avon Goddess.

Unknown_13: We got the whole team. We be living the dream. My viewers make me wanna cream. I'm the best thing since the Middle East. I'm the Muhammad from the West. I passed my test. I'm shredded like I'm the best. I'm going hard in the paint. Fucking bitches till they faint. Call me the saint. Call me the rank one troll. Call me the rank one mole. I go way deep down that hole. Y'all already heard me. I'm gonna get with my nigga Josh. Oh my gosh. We got bars for days. My flow goes in different ways. I like my potato chips lays. I'm that nigga Nate. I don't hesitate to set a bitch straight. I go straight to the top nonstop. Crack down thunder six feet under like a ram wanting to rut. I be busted up in your hose, motherfucking butt. I tell you what, I'm going crazy. And I might just maybe want a baby from your mother. But I didn't love your mother. I loved a newborn in the prenatal care. It wouldn't be fair. I'm the king. I'm going hard in the paint with my nigga Josh.

0:14:55
Unknown_13: We're going to hit the sky. I'm 173 days sober. I don't know why. I'm that guy. Not getting high. I go ham. All the haters better scram. When I walk through the door, I'll be playing my jam. I'm overpowered like a king. All them niggas sing. When I come through, I rap swag. Pulling out my bag here to brag.

Unknown_06: Okay, now I'm gonna read some shit.

Unknown_13: That was just freestyle. I fuck with Mexicans like nachos, head honchos and ponchos, but I'll make it up with margaritas, senoritas, mariachis. I fuck with hotties with botties, Lamborghinis with gattis, pretty right teeth, booty a flea, body unique, escala al chapo. I'm a native Desperado. Last month I said to join in, just wanted to laugh. I was with the treatment homies and I called them staff. We was drunk and ditchy walking, we took one in the cab. Had a nigga drunk, just fucked for like a month and a half. We all about making money, we got stacks of cash. And I sank a bad bitch and she give me a staff. Then we hit the pad because we got mountains of hash. We on that treatment, legal high. Spoxadone, methadone, trazodone ride. Adderall, tadpole, divinity stride. Pour a lot, Audrey, come build. We got a mountain. Keep it coming, running. Me like a fountain. Got your bitch on my dick and she straight bouncing. You talk about us and all you hear is ounces. my treatment homies got the keys to the game if they want to unlock it we'll be smoking good kush till you find us unconscious talk about me and you know it's not salon i'd be on my grind and you know i don't talk haters can run their mouth but i don't talk running through these streets like my four or five block trick little wood spits game with the crane you know a war dog is falling in faith we stay up on the level got pounds like which khalifa i'll be smoking green till you find me a believer and if a talk he gets with my cleaver Oh, bitches smile while they jockeying my style. But yo, I've been wicked wild ever since I was a little child. I smile in the face of adversity. Diversity pays, and so does dispersity. So easily, that's how it be for a young OG like me. I'm just running that checkup. Better go get your backup before I shoot your deck up. I'm still keeping that 40 on me. Fuck the feds, because you know they want me. Three six so's and I hold it on me Think we the shit and we know that don't we Gucci bag hanging on my bitches arm Yo bitch shit finna get pawned My bitch rich what a weed fam Look at the wrist got a brick on Honest love like Donkey Kong Are you there Josh?

0:17:19
Unknown_05: Yeah yeah I'm listening I'm listening We don't want to interrupt I got a top floor ain't gone yet I got a new crib I ain't even shown yet I got a new car I ain't even drove yet Let's listen to the next beat Was that fire Josh? That was great Let's Do you have the chat open by any chance?

Unknown_05: No. No? I'll link you to it.

Unknown_05: Link it to me. I'll tell people when you're posting so that they know.

Unknown_12: Okay.

Unknown_05: So people know to respect.

Unknown_05: Get ready, chat. I'm dropping a firebomb in chat.

0:18:13
Unknown_09: josh yo did i did when i opened the chat did it close the google hangouts yeah yeah i think you got to keep it open i don't know do you have like a laptop or something where you can look at stuff not right now okay i'm just gonna spit some fire for you all right all right go for it this is calling so it's called your chick

Unknown_13: Last night, she had me up quite late. I prayed, poundin' ass, it wasn't a date. She, you know, they call me that crazy dude Nate. You know, they left their handprints on my dick. She sucked it, we don't make no dance hands, you know, she's not such a real slave. I call her my new chick, late. Talk that bad bitch how to swallow, it was her new trick. Had her guzzled loads until she called in sick. It was a catastrophe, dressed to come like a masterpiece. I was poundin' that booty with force. It was like a dirty girl's college course. When I was finished, she followed me onto the street. Had a nigga 100 as I started to beat her ass like she was mincemeat. Last month, I smoked a joint and just wanted to laugh. Busted them hoes so hard, I took one and a cap. Had a nigga celibate for like a week and a half. I got the ill flow. Yo bitch loves the dragon dildo. Yo check just up in a beanie, sucking on my weenie, rubbing me like a genie.

0:19:10
Unknown_11: I unwire a condom like my dick had a crown.

Unknown_13: Yo bitch was heard around town screaming louder than the surround sound.

Unknown_13: She was all about that blow. But every time I tried to leave her, she bounced that ass like, whoa. Niggas like me, you don't want to cross them. Hard to put your bitch in a coffin. When I looked at this section, I got an erection. When I got an erection, I got an infection. HIV, I sting like a bee.

0:19:44
Unknown_07: Ooh, bars.

Unknown_13: Bars.

Unknown_12: Bars.

Unknown_12: Josh, bars. Bars?

Unknown_12: Bars, Josh.

Unknown_12: i was posted on the block with a big ass joint postal i stay on point money in my walking pocket stay on school and if you ask a question i don't know don't be talking to me crazy if you ain't about drama and don't even be hitting my phones if you ain't about comments i kill more people than jeffrey dahmer i'm a ride every day for my gang with no problems and if a talk i fill them and chop them i get high every day you can say i'm a doctor

0:20:35
Unknown_13: I got my niggas out the streets. You can say I'm a prophet. I got money in the bank. Can't fit in my wallet. I got niggas looking for that on top of it. Roll the weed in the paper you think was college. Got my mind on my money. I'm focusing on it. If a nigga talk crazy, then leave him tarnished.

Unknown_09: Yeah, my crib in the hills, but I came from the bottom. I ain't worried about the mills because I already got them. Every time I'm in the bank trying to make a deposit. If I'm hopping on a plane, you know, and I'm making a profit.

Unknown_13: I got the keys to the game if you want to unlock it I'll be smoking KK till you find me unconscious use a fake ass nigga I think your voice cut out your audio Rip not my fault.

0:21:22
Unknown_06: I promise We're connected very very tenuously to war dog. I

Unknown_05: I'm pretty sure he's in the halfway home. Just a heads up. So if there is a connection issue, that's why.

Unknown_06: Too hot. It melted the stream. I'll save that for him.

0:22:13
Unknown_05: Hey, welcome back.

Unknown_06: Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, you're back.

Unknown_05: Can you hear me?

Unknown_05: Barely, you're breaking up again. Yo.

0:22:48
Unknown_05: josh yo can you hear me yeah yeah you're back chet said it was too hot josh will you do me a favor what's up josh will you do me a favor maybe what is it will you tell the viewers to join this discord i'll make you admin i'll post it for them if they want to join

Unknown_05: I'll make you an admin.

Unknown_09: Tell him to join. All right, give it to me.

Unknown_13: I'll spit fire for 10 hours if you join Discord stream. All right, I'll throw that up there.

Unknown_05: I'll let anybody join who wants to join.

0:23:47
Unknown_05: Nobody joined. Come on, guys. Please join. It just got thrown up on the stream. Give them a second. They have to type it.

Unknown_09: Link me the stream. Link me the stream. I did. It's in the Hangouts.

Unknown_05: Where? OK, I see. It's 411 people right now. I posted it in chat.

0:24:20
Unknown_06: okay you changed your lyrics since the last time we looked or we listened uh i remember you used to really like the line let's get together and masturbate and that was a people really like that one

Unknown_03: Let's get together and masturbate. Exasperate. Play the head with my penis. I'm a lyrical genius. I shave my legs with a penis. Razor, razor. Then I rapier, rapier. Asshole. Coming through with the whole crew. Leading the squad. Bitch, I'm an alien. Motherfucking God. Make the viewers join my Discord server before I squirt her. Make her hurt. Sit on her face. I come all over the place, going places when I dance with my boy Josh. My viewers be like, oh, my motherfucking gosh. Got a big dick like a chick flick. Squeeze them titties and say, hey, I'm masturbating all day. I'm gay for my nigga Josh. I'm gay for my nigga Josh.

0:25:11
Unknown_09: Perfect. Dude, link the Discord server again.

Unknown_09: The Discord server is what I'm going to read. I can't read stream chat. Another invalid username. No. Little Meatloaf. Hello, Kaiser. Hey, guys. Everybody join the Discord server or you will be punished.

0:25:45
Unknown_09: WarDogTheGod, ExoGenius. Hello, OverMom. Hello, Meatloaf. Hello, guys. We going hard in the paint. We going hard in the paint. We going hard in the paint.

Unknown_13: Yeah, I got my boy Josh. He's the best.

Unknown_13: He's the best like Ricky Bobby. He's first. We got the engine built for first place. Optimus Prime as I rhyme. I be rhyming when I hit the pipe. I drive into a riot and strive to get my pipe lit. I hit with a crit as I spit. I always go for the kill. I use my concentrated power of motherfucking will. I flick the switch, bitch. I'm the king of Twitch. When I come through, I get my whole crew repping swag. Pulling out my bag here to brag. Got my boy Josh. If you see a nigga with me, best believe they about it. World up gang or they die, best believe they shout it. I pour a lot of drink on the weed at a mountain. I keep them puns coming, they running me like a fountain. A lot of folk niggas hate me, I can see them, they doubt it.

0:26:18
Unknown_09: Don't approach the situation, they just reaching around it. I ain't scared of confrontation, I'm speaking about it. I got so much fucking money that I need an accountant. I'm so big, you don't see me just reading about it. If you coming across the game, then you need to reroute it.

0:26:49
Unknown_13: Want to know how I maintain, well, the secrets, they solid. Because we want another 100,000 to be cool about it. Made my way out of my city can be kind of violent. Because when you get money, niggas try to slide on you. And when it's said and done, hoes switch sides on you. But I got Avon daughters at the crib waiting for me. Three cell phones ringing because the money keep coming. Always in the bank game with no one fucking with me. Smoking KK every day for 20. I got my niggas in the Discord. Shit is lit. I hit with the credit I spent. I see little meatloaf and bad vows. i'm about kaiser the king all the niggas sing when i rep swag reagan reagan reagan is a little bitch i am the king of twitch praise to the war dog the true messiah don't i've got the fire don't call me a liar i bust out these bars for days my nigga you're locked in a maze i bring the haze did i stutter no i didn't i'm just two-stepping it

0:28:00
Unknown_09: got my boy josh are you there yeah man i'm there i'm listening hey josh link the discord server again and tell them all to join or they'll be beaten not everybody has discord they'll join if they want to don't worry about it all right all right link it again one more time please all right it's in there josh i'm gonna get i'll give you owner of the server do you have your own server josh uh yeah don't look at chat josh there's some nasty stuff

Unknown_05: What about it?

Unknown_13: What's in chat?

Unknown_13: They're posting some nasty BBC sick-ass people.

Unknown_13: Sick. Sick-ass people.

Unknown_09: Who are these guys? Make my server big. Make my server big.

Unknown_05: I'm just curious. Who are these guys that you're running with?

Unknown_05: Who?

Unknown_05: Who am I running with? Yeah, who are the people that are modding stuff? Who are these guys? They're friends?

0:28:59
Unknown_09: oh it's just my buddy it's just my buddy bunt i'll give you admin right now what's your name on discord it's just josh josh yeah type in chat josh how many viewers do we have josh uh about 600 altogether 600 viewers yeah

Unknown_03: I'm curious you got you got buddies that like that help you out and advertise for you right because there's the guy that emailed me Who

0:29:52
Unknown_05: i don't even know it was it was a couple months ago i'm not sure what his name was i mean yo josh yeah i love you josh you're my god i love you so much i thought you were god josh are you are you gay are you gay no i'm not gay you don't want to date you don't want to date josh No, no, no, I think I got somebody on lock for right now.

Unknown_05: Fuck. Sorry, I disappoint. Josh.

Unknown_03: Josh, you want a rap battle?

Unknown_05: Can you not hear, I'm the widest person to ever exist. I can't, I'm not legally allowed 40 feet into a rap battle. I got a restraining order.

0:30:52
Unknown_12: Okay, well, here goes the rap battle.

Unknown_12: Cause I'm sick, like my AIDS infected my dick, like ISIS in the Islamic State.

Unknown_03: Tick, tick, tick, tick goes my bum, like ISIS in the Quran. I knew how long I wanted Josh in a thong. But I'm from the West. I passed my test. Touched it on my speech. I used to preach. Preach to the boys who had no toys. Let us make some noise. Let me touch your soul. I got the fire burning cold. Don't call me a liar. I'm true to my word. My word is superb. You better smoke some before your teeth hit the curb. Because I'm nasty. And I'm going to gas you. I'm a gangster. I'm a dude. I'm a Nazi guy. Lord, I guess I'm dead. I said, off with your head. Fill your ass full of lead. Bitches, wind up dead. When it wakes, I'll send your body to space.

0:31:26
Unknown_03: Ill flow. Josh loves the dragon deal, brah. Walked in a coffin. Haters try to skimp you. Red dot on they forehead like a Hindu. I ball hard, king of the yard, and I've got a gun. You better run before you're done, son. Josh is the king. Josh is the boss. I'll fuck your motherfucking spouse.

0:31:57
Unknown_13: Ooh, they're linking weird shit in chat.

Unknown_03: I smell a rat. I'm a cat with a backwards hat.

Unknown_13: i have josh on my forehead make some noise got the boys just monica hello just monica i love you so much oh my god just monica exo genius hello hello boomer we got so many people active in the chat hello how many viewers we got now how many viewers it's about 600. 600 viewers.

0:32:36
Unknown_05: I'll tell you what.

Unknown_13: If you get up to it, if all the viewers listen to Josh and Wardog and get us up to 1K viewers, if everybody shares and everybody subscribes, I'll go to my roommate and get a tattoo that says Josh is a god.

Unknown_05: Right now. He's a tattoo artist.

Unknown_10: Can you get us up to 1K viewers?

Unknown_05: Can I? Oh, yeah. After enough time, probably.

0:33:07
Unknown_10: Hello, I'm asking the stream.

Unknown_10: I'm asking the stream. Let's do a giveaway. A Rolex giveaway. Who wants a Rolex?

Unknown_10: Hello, stream. Josh is my daddy.

Unknown_09: Josh, we're gonna stream together all the time now, okay? Maybe, maybe.

Unknown_05: We'll see.

0:33:42
Unknown_01: Are you down?

Unknown_05: I don't know. I'm not committing to anything. I'm on the spot. I'm on the spot.

Unknown_09: Alright, it's all good.

Unknown_10: Okay, it's all good.

Unknown_09: Don't give my phone number out, Josh. I'm not gonna give your phone number out.

Unknown_10: Shout out to Blunt. Hello, Blunt.

Unknown_05: Leave the Discord again, Josh. It's on the screen. Everybody can see it.

0:34:13
Unknown_10: Please?

Unknown_10: Oh, really?

Unknown_05: Yeah, everybody. It's right next to your face. Everybody can see it.

Unknown_13: If you guys... Should I shave my eyebrows?

Unknown_05: They want you to shave your eyebrows, they said.

Unknown_05: They do? That's what they're saying.

Unknown_06: If everybody downloads Discord and joins the Discord server and get me 1000 members on Discord, I will shave my eyebrows.

0:34:45
Unknown_13: That's a promise.

Unknown_05: People wanting me to rap I can't yeah, I'm way I'm way too. I don't have enough method Successfully pull off a rap battle. I'm sorry to say No, I'm not gonna give you his number. Come on Josh. You can rap battle No

0:35:29
Unknown_05: so why okay i don't think people like not everybody's gonna know your backstory why did you set your couch on fire on that one video because i wanted viewers did it work is that video still on youtube oh yeah is it yeah your channel's untouched all of them nobody ever reported them wow josh

Unknown_13: Am I cute? That guy's not going to answer that.

Unknown_09: Josh, am I cute now?

Unknown_05: Sure, man. You're perfect. You're perfect just as God made you.

Unknown_06: You're cutting out again.

0:36:38
Unknown_01: josh are you there yeah yeah i'm there you cut out a little bit but i'm there yo josh what where are you from want to meet up i'm from florida i'm currently near russia though pretty far crazy

Unknown_05: There's someone I was gonna ask you about the shit you did. Oh, so all the Twitch admins know you, right?

Unknown_05: Yeah.

Unknown_05: Because you kept making accounts and shit, right? And they had to beg you to start making new Twitch accounts.

Unknown_13: I've been banned like 3,000 times.

0:37:29
Unknown_05: I mean, why don't they like your streams on Twitch? I don't know.

Unknown_05: I mean, have you been banned from YouTube?

Unknown_13: But I'll shave my eyebrows if everybody joins Discord. Link it one more time, Josh. I'll shave my eyebrows. Look, I got a razor. I'll shave my eyebrows.

Unknown_13: I'll shave my eyebrows.

Unknown_04: Be careful with that. Don't cut yourself.

Unknown_13: Okay, now make them join Discord, Josh.

0:38:01
Unknown_05: I posted it in chat. I can't make them do anything. They got freedom.

Unknown_13: Again, you did? You posted it again?

Unknown_05: Yes, just now. I still see it in chat.

Unknown_09: Okay. I'm going to try to go to the stream chat to see if I can read it.

Unknown_13: If it cuts me out, know that I'll be right back, okay?

Unknown_06: I don't know, Chad. I'm scared.

0:38:33
Unknown_06: Who is this guy?

Unknown_05: It's Wardog. I did a thing with him, like, a long time ago.

Unknown_05: Not with him.

Unknown_06: I was looking at his videos and shit.

Unknown_06: This is very strange for me, just so you guys know.

Unknown_06: Oh, Nathan has left the call. Rest in peace.

0:39:05
Unknown_06: josh no yeah you're back you're back no you cut out again but there you are drop that again rest in peace getting the say over why didn't you push the disc i did i posted the discord link i'll post it again

Unknown_06: Okay, Nathan Crane in the chat is Wardog, the guy with no avatar, the purple no avatar.

Unknown_05: That's him.

Unknown_09: Josh, can you hear me?

Unknown_04: Yeah, yeah, vaguely.

Unknown_13: You can hear me?

Unknown_04: Yeah.

0:40:10
Unknown_05: Are you rich, Josh? Am I rich? No, not by a long shot.

Unknown_05: My parents are rich.

Unknown_13: Oh, yeah?

Unknown_13: My dad was the creator of Friends.

Unknown_10: Josh. Yo.

Unknown_09: Who is the hot girl that's watching in the stream that I can talk to?

Unknown_05: Who's the hot girl? There's lots of them. For some reason, I don't know. I'm not going to name names. If they want to come out, they want to come out themselves.

0:40:42
Unknown_07: Hello, girls.

Unknown_08: Hey, girls.

Unknown_09: I'm single. Hit me up.

Unknown_09: LOL.

Unknown_01: I thought you were gay.

Unknown_09: I'm gay. I'm gay for Josh.

Unknown_09: Okay, Josh.

Unknown_13: If you get them to subscribe to me, I'll shave my mouth.

Unknown_09: Subscribe to you where?

Unknown_09: Hey, Blunt is talking to me. Hey, Blunt.

Unknown_09: No, I'm not going to say that, Blunt. Blunt just told me to say that my girlfriend is 10. So what? I'm sorry, officer. I didn't know she was 10. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

0:41:13
Unknown_09: I'm not a pedo. I'm not a pedo. I'm not a pedo.

Unknown_05: You kept rapping about wanting to fuck kids before. What's up with that? I was trolling, bro. I was trolling.

Unknown_05: You better be. I thought when you went to jail, you went to jail for something else.

Unknown_07: No.

Unknown_09: Tell me the name of one cute girl so I can write her name on my forehead.

0:41:47
Unknown_09: One cute girl in chat. Tell me.

Unknown_05: One cute girl in chat? Oh, God. Yeah.

Unknown_04: If you are a cute girl in chat and you want you want to be on war dogs forehead Okay

0:42:21
Unknown_05: She doesn't have a uh, she doesn't have a real name but cxmt Cxmt yes From what I can tell she only has part of her face as her avatar, but she looks pretty Cxmt dxnt as in like cunt but with an oh, whatever whatever

Unknown_01: Okay, I did it.

Unknown_10: CX. CX. I love you, CX.

Unknown_03: You're a boss. You're a boss. You're a boss. You're a boss. You're a boss.

Unknown_03: You're a boss. All right.

Unknown_05: How about I got a big girl named Amber Lynn. You like big girls, War Dog?

0:43:19
Unknown_05: I hate big girls.

Unknown_13: Small white girls are my thing. Small white girls are what I like.

Unknown_05: Well, I got a lot of friends that aren't too small, unfortunately.

Unknown_13: I got a thing for small white. I like I'm right. I'm a Nazi, ain't that right? I hit the pipe and I light up a flizade.

Unknown_13: Fuck with me if you dare. Bitch, you fucking with the mayor. All the niggas point and stare. I'm here to tear your asshole up.

0:43:51
Unknown_13: I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm on the highway. Holding down the pedal from the metal because I'm going fast. If you ain't first, then you're surely last. I got my nigga blunt in the chat. He's like Dr. Seuss, cat in the hat. Pam, haters better scram. When I walk through the door, I be playing my jam. Overpowered like a king, all them niggas sing. When I come through, I get my whole crew reppin' swag. Turning heads what they see. I'm OP. I'm a true mo' fuckin' G. I'm a ham, not a fucker going hard. Hard-ass motherfucker. Hit like a trucker. I ain't lucky, I got skill. I flick the switch, bitch. I'm the king of twitch. Dig you a ditch. Crack down thunder. Six feet under. Off with your head. Let the head roll. I got a dozen strippers on the stripper pole. I got a million horny bitches on my dick. I'm gonna watch a chick flick where I'm the star. I'm gonna take your girl to the colony of Mars. I'm gonna spit these balls as I tax your mind.

0:44:58
Unknown_13: I be hymen breaking. I'm the king.

Unknown_13: Don't talk to me unless you're a virgin, girl. Don't talk to me unless you're a virgin, girl.

Unknown_13: Is that a requirement?

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_05: What if they're fat but they're a virgin? Does that count? Should I give out my number on stream?

Unknown_09: No, don't do that. What would happen?

0:45:34
Unknown_05: Oh, God, I don't even know. What would happen? I don't know, man.

Unknown_09: My number is... I'm not going to do it. I was going to get my friend's number and say it's mine until he gets blown up. I'll do it for fun. Can I do it for fun?

Unknown_05: I can't give you permission to do anything. I'll get in trouble. I would advise against it, though.

Unknown_09: Okay, okay.

Unknown_05: Okay, I won't.

Unknown_09: They won it, though.

0:46:05
Unknown_05: Josh, I love you, man.

Unknown_09: Okay, text my son 435-754-15. 435-754-9115. Text my son.

Unknown_13: Your son? What's his name? Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Daniel. Daniel's going to get blown up.

0:46:38
Unknown_05: I love Josh. They're saying you have a thousand people in the discord now No, I don't yeah 440 I really How many online 440 are online oh Wait, I'm sorry the wrong thing. Well, then that gets up to a thousand I'll carve Josh's initials into my name and shave my eyebrows Then once you they definitely want your eyebrows

Unknown_05: Really? Yes, really.

0:47:10
Unknown_09: Okay, link to Discord one more time.

Unknown_05: All right, all right, I'm linking.

Unknown_05: It's out there. They got it.

Unknown_05: Okay, let's do this.

Unknown_10: Okay, here we go.

Unknown_09: Got you. You got trolled. You got trolled. You got trolled. Ah! I'm going to shake my head off. You got trolled. You got trolled.

0:47:41
Unknown_13: I'll shake my head.

Unknown_09: Oh, yeah.

Unknown_13: This is how I like to masturbate. Oh, yeah.

Unknown_10: Hello, guys.

Unknown_06: Well, you're breaking up a little bit again. Your connection's bad.

0:48:16
Unknown_06: Oh, I hope he's not shaving it right now. That would be awful.

Unknown_05: Poor dog. Don't shave it yet. The connection's bad. Oh, no.

Unknown_05: Poor dog.

Unknown_05: Yeah?

Unknown_05: Look down at the camera. Your connection's bad.

Unknown_11: Oh, sorry.

Unknown_01: Yo, I shaved part of it.

0:48:48
Unknown_05: Yeah, yeah. You got some style going on now.

Unknown_05: Like a... Hell yeah.

Unknown_09: Hey, guys. Do you guys love War Dog? Do you guys love War Dog?

Unknown_09: Josh, does your stream love me?

Unknown_05: Let's see. I'm looking. I'm looking. Hold up. Got to wait for them to catch up. Ask them to chat if they love a war dog.

Unknown_13: Ask them to chat if they love a war dog.

Unknown_05: Turleslove says, this is epic. Orion the kitty cat says, such a cutie cat. Such a cutie. I see Hyperfree says, oh, yes.

0:49:21
Unknown_05: I see Casey says, so good.

Unknown_05: Sub terrain subterranean Alex Jones says more in all caps isa first says I'm so proud oh Really yes Derpy McWaffles says one for yes, and I see a lot of people spamming ones now Reagan says I love Ward on HH says we love you. I say oh god it caught up. I see a lot of yeses now Okay, now do you see

0:49:57
Unknown_09: I'm not wearing a shirt. Look how fat I am. Hold on.

Unknown_05: I see a lot of people asking you to do push-ups and stuff.

Unknown_11: Okay, look how fat I am. Look how fat I am.

Unknown_11: I'm fat as fuck. I'm like 300 pounds.

Unknown_13: Do they like it or am I too fat?

Unknown_05: I think they like it just the way you are, Wardog.

0:50:29
Unknown_05: All right. That's cool.

Unknown_05: Why do you want to be told that you're fat? Is that what you were hoping for? Yeah, I was hoping to be told I was a fat loser. Well, you can read the chat. You can read the chat if you want to.

Unknown_13: Yeah, I'm a fat loser. I'm a fat loser who can't do push-ups. Just kidding. I can do push-ups. Check it out.

Unknown_07: Hold up.

Unknown_06: Hold up. You're breaking up again.

0:51:00
Unknown_05: I want to see those. I want to see the push-ups.

Unknown_11: Get some push-ups.

Unknown_11: I just did some.

Unknown_05: What do you mean? I couldn't see. You lagged out again. You couldn't see? No, no. I lagged out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it again.

Unknown_11: Okay, I'll do it again.

Unknown_05: Ask first before starting if I can see you, and I'll let you know.

Unknown_05: It's really choppy right now, though, the camera. Crazy.

0:51:47
Unknown_05: What, are you tired?

Unknown_13: Yo.

Unknown_13: Josh.

Unknown_05: Yo.

Unknown_13: How many viewers do we have?

Unknown_05: Uh, about 700 now. Ooh. Look into my eyes. My eyes are the eyes of the 72,000-year-old Holy Spirit. I am War Dog, the God.

0:52:20
Unknown_12: Did they like that?

Unknown_05: I think so. We'll have to wait for the chat to catch up. It's a bit of a delay.

Unknown_13: Hello, Blunt. Blunt wants me to read something. Go for it, Blunt. Tell me what it is.

Unknown_13: IMG. Okay, okay.

Unknown_06: Hold on.

Unknown_06: Okay.

0:52:52
Unknown_13: Can you hear me, Josh? Yeah, yeah.

Unknown_13: I am Jesus from Bellingham, a.k.a. Wardog, a.k.a. Nathan Crane. I assisted KMS with developing alien technology and hand signs. I have a master's degree in sociology. I am Wardog the God. I live for Avon Goddess. No Bible or Quran offer any signs of their gods communicating to their believers. Gods who are spread across by brainwashed preachers who are full of million lies on their entire philosophies. I'm sad. I want to go public with this knowledge, maybe write a book or make a movie, make a church with KMS and Blunt. We can help humanity evolve right now, and that's a true fact. People think in words. God is a word. Let it sink into your soul. Think about what you've read right now and it will help you evolve. You want me to run for president? Contact me. Donald Trump, KMS, is still rotting in jail for nine years, man. KMS, the ancient keeper of temples. He's a one million year old alien God spirit. KMS, with me, we can run a president campaign and accomplish where Hitler failed, meaning the human race can advance one fourth million years in just a few years. Don't underestimate the alien technology. We already have batteries that last for thousands of years and much more artifacts that will generate hundreds of trillions of BTC currency. All I ask from you, regardless of how you're feeling, is to join my server and say a little prayer. You are praying to a God who can receive notification and respond back. I will try my best to respond to everyone that has reached out to me. Join my server. Link the server one more time.

0:54:03
Unknown_05: All right.

Unknown_05: All right, it's linked. If you want to join the Church of Warthog, you go there.

Unknown_13: I am the chosen one. I really am God. I saw Jesus the other day when I almost died.

0:54:40
Unknown_05: KMS?

Unknown_05: What? I didn't see the video where he almost died, no.

Unknown_13: Yeah, I almost died the other day. There wasn't a video because I didn't stream.

Unknown_13: I took like 40 pills.

Unknown_05: What pills?

Unknown_13: I can't tell you.

Unknown_05: Why not?

Unknown_13: Sorry, brother.

Unknown_13: I'm never going to do it again.

Unknown_05: Well, why'd you take so many pills?

0:55:18
Unknown_13: War Dog will complete what Hitler failed to do. I pray to the Avon Goddess.

Unknown_05: Where did Hitler fill? What's your goal?

Unknown_13: Hitler was going to unite the whole planet as one country and perform a government that could run the entire planet.

Unknown_13: And corporations that have massive amounts of currency will invest to promote a system that will control the entire human race.

0:55:54
Unknown_05: I thought Hitler just wanted to kill the Jews.

Unknown_13: imagine six million six billion devices every human on the planet had a device that actually rationed supplies and a droids monitored all the communication taking place on the world imagine if we could eliminate words that cause crime and words that cause an agreement and then imagine if we could recreate the human race but using because people think in words language controls the human race imagine if we had universal power of words

0:56:27
Unknown_13: like imagine if we had six billion devices connected to one network and the amount of research we could do within so much like a year we could evolve the human we could eliminate crime and eliminate uh poverty by eliminating words and retraining the humans how to think everybody could have a genius iq i was born to create a network that would rapidly expand to control a large portion of the human race i have a telnet botnet with 240k uh infected devices you have a human a virus no what do you have a telnet botnet that's that's technically a virus oh do you ddos people

0:57:28
Unknown_13: Nah. I used to.

Unknown_05: Who is that guy that's in jail? You mentioned somebody's in jail.

Unknown_13: KMS, Rory Guidry. The best hacker to ever live.

Unknown_13: Do you know him?

Unknown_13: Can I link you something to play for stream?

Unknown_05: Maybe.

Unknown_06: Link it. I'll look at it.

0:58:14
Unknown_06: War Dog?

Unknown_06: Did you die? I guess he's sending the link over Discord right now.

Unknown_05: Rory Steven Guidry, 29 of Opal Louse. Yo. Yo.

Unknown_12: Did you get my link?

Unknown_05: Let me check.

Unknown_13: Play it for streaming. It's clean.

Unknown_13: I don't... It's the guy who's in jail.

Unknown_05: Oh, no shit. Okay.

0:59:00
Unknown_05: Let me switch over to Firefox.

Unknown_11: Josh?

Unknown_05: Yo.

Unknown_11: I love you. Play the beat. I love you, Josh.

Unknown_05: I got it coming up.

Unknown_06: This one goes out to motherfucking Nate nigga.

Unknown_05: Oh, yeah.

Unknown_08: Oh

0:59:44
Unknown_08: yo i'm chilling here with my boy fucking nate he's great i wish me and him we could get together and masturbate exasperate watch each other ejaculate jacking off then i'm fucking hacking y'all and let me suck your dick up and nut down my throat till i hiccup i rip up this beat i never tripped what i got my boy war dog war dog Just pull on your pants and pull out that big fat hog. Let me squeeze the milk out of your penis. Let me lick and suck it out. I'm a lyrical genius. Nigga, you ain't seen us. I'll shave my legs with a Venus razor. Razor. And then I'll binge you over the couch and then I'll rape your, rape your asshole. We got Morgan splatted. That's what's gonna happen to my couple. His face is really dumb. People are gonna ask how. We got Morgan in this call shaving his fucking eyebrows.

Unknown_08: eyebrows the internet smoking a cigarette looking for the biggest dick i can suck i want to suck nate's dick let me suck nate's dick oh yeah yo i said nate let me suck your dick i'll wear it like a meat mustache above my motherfucking upper lip and i'll just lick the fucking shaft like the side of it a little bit like that like that ah yes

1:00:51
Unknown_00: I remember this. You sang a lot of these lyrics in other videos. I remember them from the videos that we watched. Yeah.

1:01:48
Unknown_13: Josh, are you my friend? I suppose. I just met you.

Unknown_12: Josh.

Unknown_12: Josh, I really love you.

Unknown_13: I want to take over YouTube with you. I'll be your Guinea pig hamster, your boyfriend, your husband, your lover, your soulmate. I want you to be as big as Jake Paul, and I want to help you get there. I want you to have a mansion for us to live in, and I want you to help me take over the planet. And I want to be your friend.

Unknown_05: I'm not KMS. I'm not dick sucking, my friend.

1:02:23
Unknown_05: I know. I'm not either, bro. I'm straight. You said you're gay.

Unknown_06: I was trolling, bro.

Unknown_06: I was trolling, bro.

Unknown_05: This Gidry guy, you met him right before he went to jail?

Unknown_13: I've known him for like 10 years. He was the best hacker.

Unknown_13: He could do anything.

Unknown_05: He's not still in jail though, is he? He's only got one year in prison.

1:02:57
Unknown_12: Are you sure?

Unknown_05: Yeah.

Unknown_05: He got arrested in July 2015 and got one year in prison.

Unknown_13: Yeah, well, he had to make a deal where he was never allowed to use the internet on his phone again or computer again.

Unknown_05: What, really? Yeah.

Unknown_05: That's fucking gay. If I was him, I'd just leave the country.

Unknown_13: That's maybe what he did, but I haven't heard from him in a long time. So KMS, if you're listening to the stream, know that I'm your dad and I love you. I love you, KMS.

1:03:29
Unknown_13: KMS, the best hacker to ever win.

Unknown_13: KMS, the pedophile. Don't call him a pedophile.

Unknown_05: What the fuck? I was just joking, bro.

Unknown_13: Do you know Kimus?

Unknown_06: No, I don't.

Unknown_05: I'm just saying don't call him a pedophile. I probably won't call you if you do that.

1:04:09
Unknown_13: Yeah.

Unknown_13: Okay, everybody text me. My phone number is 435-754-9115. 435-754-9115. Text me now.

Unknown_12: Daniel is getting trolled.

Unknown_12: Daniel is getting trolled.

Unknown_05: Oh, just don't do it from a phone number. How many viewers do we have now?

Unknown_13: We still got about 650.

Unknown_05: How many viewers do we have now? 615? 650. 650.

1:04:42
Unknown_13: Ooh, daddy. That's sexy. That's a lot.

Unknown_13: What could I do for you, Josh?

Unknown_05: I don't know. I'm going to have to go to bed soon, though. Josh. When I am here. Josh. What? What?

Unknown_12: Somebody just called me, Josh.

Unknown_05: I thought.

Unknown_12: Oh, yeah?

Unknown_12: Somebody just called me. I didn't answer it, bro.

Unknown_05: Are they sending you text messages?

Unknown_12: No, they're not sending me text messages.

1:05:21
Unknown_12: Oh, a voicemail. Who's that? Oh, God. Somebody left me a voicemail. Oh, God.

Unknown_05: Well, you gave out your phone number. You asked for it.

Unknown_12: I didn't give him my phone number. I gave him my son's phone number.

Unknown_12: The hell the fuck are you getting calls?

Unknown_12: I don't know. Some weirdo called me, bro. Ooh, some weirdo.

Unknown_05: Have you ever done DMT? Somebody wants to know.

1:05:54
Unknown_13: No, I haven't. But if you add me on Snapchat, Wardaddy, W-A-R-D-A-D-D-Y, the God. Wardaddy, the God. Add me on Snapchat. I'll do all kinds of crazy shit for you. Add me on Snapchat. Add me on Snapchat. Add me on Snapchat. War Daddy the God. War Daddy the God. Add me on Snapchat. Add me on Snapchat. Add me on Snapchat. War Daddy the God.

Unknown_13: Wow.

Unknown_13: Oh my God.

1:06:27
Unknown_13: Jake. Josh. Yo.

Unknown_13: How do we get more viewers? I don't know, man.

Unknown_05: Well you got people you got people sent over to your discord now You should start your own channel and just upload whatever you want whenever you want to Because people people got um like I run a like I don't stream usually I only stream every so often But I run a website about people especially interesting people that do interested in shit And they'll probably keep tabs on you for a while Will you put me on your website

1:07:07
Unknown_05: Yeah, if you want to. I'll show you how to get on it if you want to be on it.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_05: Yeah.

Unknown_05: I'm going to have to go to bed because it's 1 a.m. here. I'm like seven hours ahead of you, at least.

Unknown_11: Are you going to bed now?

Unknown_05: Yeah, in a little bit. Do you have like a send-off? Do you have something that you want to do to impress people? Do you have a YouTube channel where people can look up what you're doing?

Unknown_13: I have a new YouTube channel with three subscribers.

1:07:40
Unknown_05: Well, can you send me a link to it? I'll put it up on the video and let people subscribe to it if they want to see what you do.

Unknown_00: All right. Hold on. I'll be right back. All right.

Unknown_06: Also, I'm gonna have to, like, delete this video on YouTube.

Unknown_05: Because he's given out his phone number twice.

1:08:13
Unknown_05: It's gonna be on the stream.me archive or something. I'll download it and upload it somewhere so that people can find it if they want to.

Unknown_05: Yo, I posted the... I posted it to you. In Hangouts.

Unknown_05: Alright. I'll put this up real quick. I'll make a short link for it.

Unknown_12: How many people will sub?

Unknown_05: Probably a lot over time.

Unknown_11: Okay.

Unknown_05: Again, somebody sent me a long thing all about you months ago. I don't know who did it. Probably one of your friends.

1:08:48
Unknown_05: I can make that into a thread and link people to your channel. Anytime you just want to stream and start talking to people or upload raps and stuff, you can upload videos like you did before.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_13: Okay, sub to my channel. I'm going to type in your chat, all right? Yeah, yeah.

Unknown_05: Oh, is the channel you're commenting on the one that you want people to subscribe to?

1:09:27
Unknown_06: Must be all tabbed out.

Unknown_06: Jake is a good guy. I am a good guy.

Unknown_06: No.

Unknown_06: All right. This is the Google short URL to his channel in case you want to subscribe to it.

Unknown_05: The Nathan Crane guy posting in chat with the purple avatar, if you see him, that's the guy.

1:10:28
Unknown_06: And is he just dead?

Unknown_06: Oh, he's up to 40 subscribers already.

Unknown_05: Jesus Christ.

Unknown_05: Yeah, the Nathan Crane guy in chat with the purple avatar, that's him.

Unknown_06: I'll post this on Twitter as well in case you want to hit him up on that.

1:11:02
Unknown_06: Or dog.

Unknown_06: Is he gone, Gonzo?

Unknown_06: Like, properly disconnected?

Unknown_06: Oh, he's asking me in Hangouts if I can play a video for him. I wonder what that is. I'm going to get in trouble for this.

Unknown_06: Have him clow it up for subs?

Unknown_05: I don't even know who that is. Unless you mean, like, Eugenia, who showed her vagina.

1:11:37
Unknown_06: He got more than 32. He had 40 when I looked.

Unknown_06: He's got 72 now. Oh, jeez. Hype train has started.

Unknown_06: I wish he ate and talked about shitting himself. I'm gonna get him more subs.

Unknown_06: If he'll hold a pole to his picture profile.

Unknown_05: Burn the brow. No, don't tell him to hurt himself. Come on. Be good, boys and glories.

1:12:09
Unknown_05: Josh. Yo.

Unknown_13: Play the video I posted. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unknown_13: You're going to love this video. All right, let's see.

Unknown_05: I'll show it to people. Give me a sec.

1:12:46
Unknown_02: This technology that I got called by a kid and my recording went off. Unable to rerecord.

Unknown_02: YouTube update this fix. Sorry I'm so fat. I swear to God. I swear to God I'm horny for you. I'm horny for my husband right now. My new husband. My first husband ever in 2018 years actually.

Unknown_02: But he's very, he's the only man on earth. CJ is the only man on earth. Is it playing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I value Avon Goddess above every male. Except for CJ. He's my husband. We have a safe word. We have control of every human who hears us. We are on Skype, baby. Don't make me give you my jizz and AIDS. Don't make me kill you in real life and shoot your school. I am God. Allahu Akbar.

1:13:21
Unknown_03: the windshield, you'll yield to my dick in your mouth, cause you'll suck, you'll get good luck, I'm here to fuck, I'm here to chit in your face cause I'm gay, I do it my way, I'm gay for CJ, he's the man, yeah buddy I take a stand, and I can too, and I come through, and I get a

1:14:13
Unknown_02: Lauren and CJ, and we're gonna have threesomes, and we're gonna be together, but only my cum will be inside Lauren's pussy, so she has an avant-goddess. She's gonna give birth to the real avant-goddess. And we're gonna all live in a mansion with at least a trillion dollars, at least maybe 100 trillion, because I do have this schematic still on my hard drive of a battery that'll last for 10,000 years.

Unknown_02: And that could be a phone artifact that controls the secrets of the whole universe for us. Cause it'll be forgotten soon. If the FBI get ahold of this or any police hear this video, we'll get raided or swatted for being evil. But I am a good God. I'm a good guy, not a pedophile. I've never been with a kid. It's a joke. It's just words, baby. People think in words, I'm God. Of course I've mastered every word and I dropped power from like a Jedi through the word.

1:14:58
Unknown_02: I'm gay for CJ. He's the best. He has a bulletproof vest. He has a gun. You better run. You ain't my son. He's just a thot. He's just a fucking bot. You're my AI. I scream hell yeah as I come down your throat.

Unknown_02: God, I'm still, I'm fat, but I'm still hot. I'm still hot to everything I see and talk to, and I have the ability to change everything you hear's voice to something that I have that has a brain and a cyborg technology to it. And it thinks, but it can't out think me. 137 IQ, and my IQ just spiked, actually. It rose to 200 IQ, because I realized that I saw KMS again, and KMS has been there the whole last 10 years. And now that I just said he was there, he came out. And that's how I had to draw him out. I had to say who's there. He's listening to all of us at once. We can do this every SMS. We can dominate the whole planet and change the language and make human race all 200 IQ and perfect communication. No fail commission ever. How would you like that? Do you have any money? If your wallet is out and you own T-Mobile, throw a dollar this way. We'll give you the whole planet. We just only want a trillion or a billion dollars. That would be satisfied for one billion. We'll give you the planet, control of the entire human race. $1 billion to be forgotten, to be hidden, to be safe, with safe word and visual satellite on our property. We'll give you the world, baby. I'm selling it for $1 billion. Real talk. We have this technology on Discord and Snapchat too, but that's very rare. We don't even have that right now, but we'll get it. I see it. I'm telling you the truth, baby. I'm the best hacker alive.

1:16:11
Unknown_02: KMS came at me and lost. I knocked him out. Hit him in the fucking face. Hit him in the face. KMS got knocked out. He came at me, took his admin away. He couldn't fucking, with the command is slash, set rule, your name, master, all caps, to give you admin on Skype. It's really stupid. Because on my device, I'm on a phone. I can't have admin because everybody I add on the phone gets admin by themselves because they wanted me to be weak. But anyways... They were ready for me, because I hadn't used Skype in four years. They were really ready for me. But I owned the fucking battlefield. WarDog had a war today, and he owned KMS. Bad. Raped him, asshole. And it's very still gay for him, KMS. I am very gay for KMS. Anyways.

1:16:44
Unknown_02: Anyways. Hold up.

Unknown_02: He had my admin, my husband, CJ, his... When he couldn't give admin with the command, I immediately saw the solution, because I'm Jesus and God. I said, do this...

1:17:20
Unknown_02: Slash backwards, CJ, because when he did it, it looked backwards to me. The sign was backwards. I said, CJ, you do the sign backwards. He said, what the fuck? And I said, no. And no, I didn't. I said, yeah, okay, I know what it is instantly. I said, do the slash sign the other way. So he did that, and then I came back. I'm a genius, baby. I have 300 IQ now. I can give you the self-disclimatic to make a phone last for 10 years with one charge for like an... I don't know how long the charge, I haven't used the device. I know, I hope it's working. But we have it underground and we have the schematic online and the data to create it already. So you can create a new one if it doesn't work. How much do you want to sell that for? Is that worth 100 trillion? To have one droid that's functioning that can charge the whole human race and for you to own it? Is that worth money? Hello? I want at least some money thrown my way. I'm broke right now. This is my last few seconds. Josh. Josh.

1:17:53
Unknown_09: Turn that video off and play the next one.

Unknown_05: Alright.

Unknown_09: I'll be right back. Stay in here. I'm going to watch the stream.

Unknown_02: Holy shit. They're going to go nuts for this video. Mr. Destructoid.

Unknown_09: That's Mr. Destructoid.

1:18:25
Unknown_03: I am back.

Unknown_03: I am back.

Unknown_03: I am back. Ready to go ham. Let's see what we got.

Unknown_03: Up in this bitch.

Unknown_03: Light bulb. Headshot. Mr. Destructoid is here to destroy.

1:19:05
Unknown_03: I am back. I will be destroying things nonstop, uploading weekly. I am the original Mr. Destructoid assigned by KMS. We will bring you home soon, Rory. Shout out to Cypher, Jones, Alex. All right.

1:19:43
Unknown_06: Play the rest of this.

Unknown_02: Yeah, Warlock, if you're watching this and you said you are, that's the kind of stuff you should upload.

Unknown_05: Like, just upload that kind of shit to your channel. And, like, you'll get, like, I'll help you out. Just email me or something on Skype. Not Skype, but Discord.

Unknown_05: We're on Hangouts. And I'll tell you how to get yourself on the site. And you can post whatever the fuck you want on the site. There's no content rules on my site.

Unknown_05: I'm the king of Twitch. I ain't no snitch.

1:20:16
Unknown_02: I'm the king. I'm the god. I'm the daddy. I'm a badass. I'm a serial killer. I'm a pedophile. I'm a daddy. I'm a god. I'm a lover. I'm a friend. I am nothing bad. I swear to God, I'm really not a pedophile. That needs to go away. Daniel needs to stop saying that. Daniel, if you hear this, don't say that ever again. Don't call me a pedophile ever again. I've never been with a kid. I'm just joking about it. But I do have CP. Don't fucking with me. That's not even mine. It's on my device by itself. Shit. Don't fuck with me about the CP.

Unknown_02: Anyways, I don't fuck, I kill feds. They die. I kill schools if they piss me off. I don't do it myself, but one of my boys, one of the girls actually, my wife, my old wife, is a fucking Muslim girl who's in America now in her hotel. with a silenced pistol and an AR-15 fully automatic assault rifle. Wanna see the video of her shooting up a school for me? It's very scary for the kid to watch, and it might horribly haunt you that a man controls the world, and it's me, but if you watch this video, CJ will show you. Contact him on Skype. My son, he's my protection, my savior. My son, my husband, I'm very safe with CJ. I know that we'll never lose. We'll never fall together. I know he's the new KMS, but Hugo is KMS. Hugo is KMS. I don't know why his name is Hugo, but he's not the real KMS. He's the new KMS. I am the real KMS. I created the word KMS. Anyways, I'm gonna stick my tongue out and put it in my asshole. Watch. I'm just kidding.

1:21:26
Unknown_02: God damn, I'm really sexy right now. Let's look at my eyes.

Unknown_02: Hmm, let's look at God's eyes. Holy shit, they're hot.

Unknown_02: Yeah, buddy, CJ, you're the best, I love you. You're probably sleeping right now, I won't wake you up, but I'll link this to you once, you watch it in the morning, it'll be good, you'll be happy. This is your video, you want the video, here it is. And anybody who watches this video, spread this video, link it to as much as you can, please. Because if I get the money from somebody that owns a company, I don't care what company, if I get some money from somebody, you'll get half of it. And if it's 100 million to own the planet, I'll take that. If it's one million, I might even do it, I'll take that. But if you have a lot of money and you watch this, send money my way. I'm selling the human race, real talk. Every human trained, Programmed by their droid to be 200 IQ and follow God, the word I created at 0 BC. Come on, bid on me. What's my Skype name, babe, CJ? What's my Skype name, babe, Lauren? I don't know.

1:22:31
Unknown_02: It's weird, I don't know.

Unknown_05: Yeah, this guy's not a troll.

Unknown_02: But if you find me, I will sell you the planet. He's been to jail. I found his court records. He was in jail. I don't know what you do. CJ will tell you. He's my staff. He'll tell you what you pay. But you'll pay up front a little bit at least. At least 10% up front. And it'll be a large sum. And then you'll get the program. And if you don't, you'll have the ability to take it back maybe. Maybe but we'll hack it and skip it if you do take it back like you got the planet and then take our money away We'll fucking kill ourselves and delete the data for low cuz we can kill everything we can control everything in the whole world I talked to Obama and Donald Trump today. I don't do Jessica Biel the hottest woman on earth besides Lauren I talked to them all today. They all called me I had a text up on my phone which is I didn't use a phone for four hours and turn it on It's 2,000 people text me. It was really scary. I lost my sight

1:23:10
Unknown_02: I love you autistic. You're stupid, but I love you. Don't try to be Hugo. That's really ugly Autistic and Asperger's you're gone for life Goodbye Alex All right, so I'm gonna cut it off there because I need to sleep.

Unknown_05: That's more dog the Google the geo GL link in the

1:23:46
Unknown_05: On the screen, that is the link to his channel. I have to take this video down. Wardog is obviously too hot for YouTube.

Unknown_05: The archive will hopefully be up on stream.me. Stream.me's had some problems. If not, I don't know. I guess you're just fucked.

Unknown_05: So make an archive of this. I'm going to sign off for tonight. I'm going to talk to Wardog either tonight or tomorrow and maybe get a thread for him going because he really wants one. And I have no idea what to expect of us because he's crazy. But he's interesting crazy. So who knows? All right. Thanks for watching this impromptu stream. I love you.