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complaining about this shit every goddamn day.
Unknown_01: And it's going to hit a breaking point where nobody wants to use YouTube. I don't think anybody, as it stands, wants to use YouTube anymore. And I didn't stream. I didn't upload videos. I didn't do anything on YouTube until I started doing these stupid little video things.
Unknown_01: And immediately it's just like every conceivable problem that could ever possibly happen happens within the first like three months of using it. And it's just it's such a chore. It's such a fucking chore to use that platform because of how bad like every song. Every song that I use immediately demonetizes my video. And what's worse is, like, if I only, if I stream this shit to YouTube and I only use DMX's song, I guarantee you DMX's song belongs to WMG. And somehow it's always fucking WMG. And when WMG monetizes your video, they will run ads. They will run ads in a three-hour live stream, and they will take every fucking penny from that.
0:00:51
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And you don't see any of it. And it's like, why? Because I use fucking DMX as a joke, as an intro song. You get to own my entire fucking video as far as YouTube's concerned. Like, fuck you. Since I'm not on YouTube, I get to say this. We should take these fucking people, and we should drag them out into the street, and we should slit their throats and bleed them into the fucking gutters. Because then, the next generation of these fucking executives will not do this again. They will not fucking do this shit again. They will do... be terrified of the fucking incel uprising.
0:01:29
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And yeah, it's the bankers, it's the bankers, it's the fucking executives for UMG or WMG, whatever the fuck it is. No, I think it's, yeah, it's UMG, Universal Music Group. Just fuck these people.
0:02:05
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I can say whatever I want. I'm calling for violent uprising. Fuck this peaceful protest shit. Fuck counter-filing DMCA's every goddamn day. Fuck this.
Unknown_01: Kill these people. They are fucking cancer. And you can't just fucking kiss cancer away. You gotta excise it with a fucking knife. Fuck that. Alright.
Unknown_01: All right, let me introduce you to this guy. Again, I was literally going into this blind. I had no idea what to expect. I didn't want to do Jake Alley because I'd have to research Jake Alley. Like, fuck it. This guy, I'll just show you the humble beginnings or the bad beginnings if you're a Lemony Snicket fan. This is the bad beginnings of this fucking stream.
0:02:37
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Firefox.
Unknown_01: Okay, normal day, right? Take that off-site.
Unknown_01: Jonathan and Eve.
Unknown_01: On Christmas fucking day, December 25th, he files a DMCA complaint to Cloudflare.
0:03:22
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No, I'm not lagging. My stream is fine.
Unknown_00: If you, uh...
Unknown_00: Here, is it, okay, let me do this, and this should work then.
Unknown_01: Sorry, people are saying, I think it's a stream.me thing. I think you have to, I think you have to, yeah, give me a second. I'll fix this before I get into Jonathan. This will be the pre-stream. I'll be right back. I'm gonna change broadcaster.
0:03:54
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Let's see, is this better? Can you guys hear me?
0:04:26
Unknown_00:
No, calm down, calm down. I said I would be right back. Why you gotta freak out on me for?
Unknown_00: This is not better?
Unknown_00: The banner ad is perfect.
Unknown_01: I can hear, oh shit, no lag now. Everything's good. We're all good. Everybody's happy. Spam hamsters in chat if you're happy.
Unknown_00: No, it's worse. Try reducing the...