0:00:53
Unknown_01:
fall to your knees and bow.
Unknown_01: Bow to YouTube. I don't think most people, when they get removed from a platform, have an opportunity to say goodbye
Unknown_01: So I wanted to take a moment to say goodbye, because I'm pretty sure I'm about to get fucked. I'm pretty sure the fucking is happening.
Unknown_01: Let me tell you a story in a couple of pictures, because I don't even know what the fuck happened at this point.
0:01:28
Unknown_01:
I just wanted to show people what happened. Because I'm confused. And it's like when you deal with YouTube, you don't really get any feedback whatsoever. You have no fucking idea what's ever happening. So, uh...
Unknown_01: Welcome back.
Unknown_01: Sure, I have a lot to say about that.
Unknown_01: I guess I should wait a bit for people to pile in, because this is completely and totally fucking...
Unknown_01: not advertised at all.
0:02:02
Unknown_01:
I don't even know what I should do. I'll just talk. I'll just talk. People can watch the fucking mod.
Unknown_01: We'll have a tiny, nice little audience for this.
Unknown_01: Okay, so picture numero uno, the initial incident.
Unknown_01: uh you're okay i got a community strike your community guidelines violations are listed below strike one type video content chantal the foodie beauty 10k calorie special man at the internet violation of youtube's policy on harassment and bullying acknowledged on the 21st expires on march the 21st so that's like a three-month ban from streaming because of this right
0:02:51
Unknown_01:
So I appealed it, and I said, you know, everything that I said, everything that I said in that stream was a real reaction to a real video that she had put up. What's funny is, I'll show you the video real quick. I'll show you at least the thumbnail.
Unknown_01: Let me put up Firefox, and I'll just show you the thumbnail real quick of this video.
Unknown_01: okay that's not the right URL youtube.com watch
Unknown_01: Sorry, I have no preparation for this whatsoever. I just wanted to say what happened, at least on YouTube, before I got banned.
0:03:35
Unknown_01:
Okay, this is the thumbnail that I used, basically. It's just her pointing up, and it said, Chantel Sour All Hot, Sauerkraut, whatever the fuck, the 10K calorie special. There it is. You see the thing right there, right?
Unknown_01: It's not and it's like this is not a bad picture of her like this is as flattering a picture as possible So I've uploaded it to bit shoot. I've made a bit shoot just specifically to host this video because it was gone for the meantime I'm gonna find my bit shoot real quick. I don't even know I've literally done nothing but average put up the chantal one. So we go to my channel on bit shoot and And I tried to find that same picture I tried to find the same picture of her just pointing up right the exact same one I wanted I didn't have the old copy of the thumbnail. So I was like fuck it. I'll make a new one well, um
0:04:13
Unknown_01:
Oh, it's not finished processing yet. This is the closest I could get to that same thumbnail. I looked for it. I looked really hard. I tried to find the exact same thing, and I couldn't. So I went with another one. And this is far less flattering than the picture that was used in the initial thumbnail. And it's like, I didn't try to be mean. I mean, I might have come across mean.
0:04:47
Unknown_01:
But it's not my fault. She poo-pooed all over somebody else's bathroom.
Unknown_01: How am I... How... She poo-pooed in their bathroom. What am I gonna do?
Unknown_01: Like, even thinking about it makes me laugh again. She... She bent over on her hands and knees and she poo-pooed all over the room. She said it went on the walls and it went on the floor. And I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just wanted to laugh. I just wanted to make people laugh because she poo-pooed all over the room. And it's funny. And it's really funny to me that she did that.
0:05:24
Unknown_01:
I'm sorry. And as far as I know, her video is still on her channel. Like, I think I pulled it, like, when I played it, I pulled it directly off her channel when I played it. So, like, if she's that embarrassed by it, why is it still on your channel? Ugh.
0:05:59
Unknown_01:
Yeah, through a thong. No, not just a thong. She said she had a G-string. So you know that poo-poo was going off in two different directions. And motherfucker YouTube, if you're listening to this shit right now...
Unknown_01: I know why you took the strike off. You took it off because it's funny. Like, literally, they can cancel this stream at any second. So, okay, initial incident. I get fucking banned. And I follow my appeal. And my appeal is literally just, these are all public videos. I don't want her to watch them. I don't want Chantel to watch my videos. It has literally nothing about trying to be mean to her or to make people not like her. I don't give a shit. I just want to laugh at the fact that she poo-pooed all over somebody's room.
0:06:33
Unknown_01:
And she jerks off feeders on a professional level. That's fine, as far as I'm concerned. That's not bullying. That's just the truth. So I submitted my appeal, and I was thinking, okay, you know, in a couple days, they'll submit a denial. They'll email me and say, nah, sorry. Sorry, chump. You don't get shit. But within an hour, it was... The community strike was gone, but then the livestream was gone. I mean, it was still gone. So it's like...
0:07:09
Unknown_01:
but yeah this is my defense if the poo-poo is all over the room you must acquit that that's my my excellent defense as somebody who was mildly independently studied law and looked at how cases proceed and how court shit goes that's my defense if the poo-poo is all over the walls you gotta acquit and it's like the opposite of the nick bait defense and it worked uh at least for now
0:07:41
Unknown_01:
It also might have helped that I complained very loudly. I went directly on YouTube and I'm like, why did you cancel my channel when the poo-poo was all over the wall? Truly, this is a violation of the Geneva Convention.
Unknown_01: If the log is split, you must acquit.
Unknown_01: That's basically it. That's basically my defense. Well, I tagged the Ralph. I tagged the Dankula. I tagged the Clips. And I tagged the Keemstar.
Unknown_01: And YouTube, too. And I was like, look, this is wrong. And I said, look at this. I said, I didn't hack her stuff. I didn't steal personal videos from her iCloud. I didn't record her without her permission in real life. She put the poo-poo video up of her own volition. Nobody held a gun to her head. It's Canada. They don't have guns in Canada. The law says you can't have a gun in Canada, so nobody has guns. I know for a fact that didn't happen. So it's just how I reacted. She poo-pooed all over the room, and I laughed.
0:08:50
Unknown_01:
Okay, that's what happened. And then, then the finale, the coup de grace, as I'm sitting there wondering, well, fuck, they took away my community strike, but I still can't fucking stream. Like, do I have to contact YouTube? Do I have to actually, do I have to, do I have to like roll up in LA and be like, hey, the poo poo is all over the walls. You got to give me my streaming back too. But then lo and behold, it just comes back. Like out of, out of fucking nowhere, it just comes back.
0:09:23
Unknown_01:
At no point did I get a comment from anybody. Nobody was like, hey, Josh, okay, look, we've reviewed your case, but next time, just don't make any videos about YouTubers. If they have over 100,000 subscribers,
Unknown_01: Like, they're above you, and you can't punch up at them. You can only punch down. You can only make fun of people like Jace, who's an actor. That's a good person to make fun of. You can't make fun of somebody who's trolling you.
Unknown_01: So, like, I have legit no fucking idea what they want from me.
0:10:00
Unknown_01:
Just don't.
Unknown_01: YouTube thought it was funny?
Unknown_01: Maybe.
Unknown_01: It's just so strange. Like, I don't know what the fuck. Like, that's the frustrating thing. It's like, okay, if YouTube wants to sit me down and go, look, Josh, look, here's the rules. You can't say the N-word even with the soft A. I know you're a gangster, but you can't say the N-word with the soft R anymore. You gotta just cut that out.
Unknown_01: Talk about knickers or talk about niggardly people, but don't say the N-word because that's bad. I'm like, okay, YouTube, I got you. I got you. I won't even ingest. Use the N-word. And they're like, okay, number two.
0:10:36
Unknown_01:
Don't under any circumstance make fun of people with a hundred thousand subscribers because you're a fucking idiot Don't you really like you've looked you've looked at look you've looked at this page Josh Let me show you this page that you've looked at in the past YouTube 100k subscriber
0:11:11
Unknown_01:
And you know, Josh, my son, you know at 100,000 subscribers... Why is my internet so shit? Oh, I'm streaming. That's right. You're silver. You're not bronze. I'm bronze. I'm bronze like the poo-poo all over those people's walls in the bathroom. You are silver.
Unknown_01: And when you're silver...
Unknown_01: You get a partner manager. Take your channel to the next level with the YouTube partner manager. If you qualify for the program, we'll reach out as soon as the spot opens up. You can talk over creative strategies, ask business questions, and get help to develop your channel with a load of different tools. And basically when you get that, okay, if you get the verified, you get the verified check mark at 100,000 subscribers, right?
0:11:55
Unknown_01:
Once you're verified, you're silver.
Unknown_01: But after you get $100,000, you also get a partner manager. Now, when Keemstar, because Keemstar is usually on the Ralph Retort and stuff, and when people get banned, like when Jim got banned from the YouTube for a while, Keemstar said, yo, I'll call my person. Well, that's him talking about his partner manager. So, you know, I think Foodie Beauty, let me check.
Unknown_01: Oh, geez, I probably shouldn't open this on the stream. That would be cyberbullying. Give me a second. I need to use my paint tool.
0:12:34
Unknown_01:
Foodie Beauty. Wait, wait. Where the fuck's our channel?
Unknown_01: I will show you. I will show you. Oh, geez. The Kiwi Farms is above her channel on YouTube. That's not good SEO. Oh, she doesn't have as many subscribers as I thought.
Unknown_01: Hmm.
Unknown_01: Well, that just goes to show that I'm a dummy. I thought she had like 100,000. How many does Amberlynn Reid have?
0:13:05
Unknown_01:
She has 94,000. Oh, jeez. They're going to get her a YouTube partner manager, and she'll destroy me. The empire will strike back.
Unknown_01: And it will ride in on its chariot, its motorized chariot from Walmart.
Unknown_01: Fat scat. Josh blew it again. Oh, jeez.
Unknown_01: Can Josh not say load either? I think I said that. Load.
0:13:41
Unknown_01:
Oh yeah, I also played... I played the video where she's talking about offering to fuck some guy for a McDonald's hamburger.
Unknown_01: Or something, like a Wendy's thing. And he, bless his heart, he gets up in the middle of the fucking night, goes to McDonald's or whatever, and gets a hamburger. And brings it over to her place. But he forgot the sauce. She specifically asked him for the special spicy mayo they had. and that motherfucker didn't get her her spicy mayo so you know obviously she she said she only gave him a hand job because she didn't and and no wait not even that she said they let him uh play with her boobs which i mean that's not the same as having sex with somebody it's it's a lie that's deceptive advertising
0:14:33
Unknown_01:
But then again, when you're accepting prostitution like that, you really can't file a complaint for false advertising with the FTA or the FTC or whatever the fuck. It doesn't work.
Unknown_01: No mayo was had that night. Oh, poor guy.
Unknown_01: McDonald's. Josh, was it you? No. Why do you slander me? I'm the victim of cyberbullying in this instance.
Unknown_01: Am I drunk right now? No, I'm just, I'm feeling silly, because this is stupid. This is so fucking dumb. I was gonna use the G word, as in the synonym for happy.
0:15:15
Unknown_01:
But that would be a bigoted comment towards our LGBTQ friends and plus. LGBTQ plus. Because we've got to include the asexuals, the pokasexuals, the pedosexuals. We've got to make sure that everybody is happy and included under this big rainbow umbrella that we have. So I can't call stuff, you know...
Unknown_01: That word. Josh, why did you forget the spicy mayo?
Unknown_00: I tried. I'd remember it next time.
0:15:55
Unknown_00:
Ah, jeez. What a disaster.
Unknown_01: Okay, I just want to make people clear. See this? I put this up there every goddamn time. It's not a joke. This isn't a joke. The day of the noose is upon us. it's coming in you look at this you look at this stream.me slash the kiwi farms and if i have to stream like the thing is and okay i'm gonna say this and it's gonna get clipped and it's gonna make me look like a bad guy but i'm not a bad guy i'm a nice guy right everybody press one if i'm a nice guy the thing is i like i saw what happened with ralph right ralph uh got kicked off he was unceremoniously beheaded uh on youtube and
0:16:38
Unknown_01:
He went to stream.me. Immediately, overnight, he went from 6,000 daily viewers to about 3,000. First day. Kept about half of his audience on the first day. From there on, he's continuously, precipitously lost daily viewers. And last time I checked, somebody said that his viewer count was like 1,500.
Unknown_01: And it's like, you know, stream.me is viable. It works. People are watching it right now. I see people in chat. Like right now, watching this, it's great and stuff.
0:17:12
Unknown_01:
Stream.me has a fantastic payout system where they will write me a check. I fucking love that. Do you know how great checks are? In the modern era, if you want to send me money, write a check, take a picture of the front and back, email it to me, and I'll be able to cash that shit digitally. And nobody can fucking tell me otherwise. Checks are fucking awesome. I love checks at this point in time. No fucking PayPal, no fucking Stripe, no fucking Patreon. Just a fucking piece of paper with an amount of money on it. And that's all that matters, right?
0:17:49
Unknown_01:
And Stream.me cuts me a fucking check for whatever money I make on that platform. That's fantastic. But...
Unknown_01: It doesn't do great for advertising. Like, it doesn't do great for building an audience. You have to move an audience over, and people lose it. Like, right now, I pressed a button, no advertising. I think it's ungodly fucking hour in the U.S. It's 4 a.m. here, so what, like 9 a.m.? Nobody's up at 9 a.m. watching YouTube drama videos and shit. But we have about 500 people watching.
Unknown_01: For the plan streams, we get three times that.
0:18:26
Unknown_01:
And a lot of it's because people are just on YouTube killing time, and they see, like, in the suggestions and shit, they see the thumbnail saying, like, hey, this guy's live right now. Watch him, dummy.
Unknown_01: And they do.
Unknown_01: So it's like the longer you stay isolated in a quarantine zone like that, the more people are going to drop off. I've heard a lot of people have said that they don't like stream.me for a variety of reasons. I think a lot of people watch on mobile. That's another thing. It's hard to get shit working on mobile. Like the YouTube app, people have that on their fucking phones. If you're watching on mobile right now, I'm curious. Say something in chat. Yeah, Lucas says he is. Yeah, all those people, they're fucking up at goddamn unimaginable hours.
0:19:12
Unknown_01:
watching shit on their fucking phones and it's like you can't do that with stream.me and that's the frustrating thing because it's not just build your own it's like you got to build your own you got to have a way to induce an audience you got to have an app so people can watch on their fucking phone because all you zoomer motherfuckers out there watch uh no you want to see my fucking phone how can i take a picture of this shit hold up hold up i'm gonna go turn on the lights
Unknown_01: How do I do this? Okay, do I have a webcam? Let's try this one. Okay, go to the webcam toy. Hopefully it doesn't record me because I look like a hot ass right now.
0:20:05
Unknown_01:
Yes, allow. Use my webcam, you fucker. I have to take a picture of my phone. I can't take a picture of my phone with my phone.
Unknown_01: It's a problem. It's a conundrum.
Unknown_01: I'm gonna do this, though.
Unknown_00: I'm gonna try this. One less fucking time. This better work.
Unknown_00: Alright, it seems to be working.
0:20:37
Unknown_00:
Oh, yeah, this is like a creepy serial killer-ass fucking... fucking view on this phone.
Unknown_00: I have to be careful not to record my tabs in this...
Unknown_00: And the reflection, that would be bad. And people would know my dark secrets.
Unknown_00: There we go, perfect.
Unknown_00: All right, I'm gonna show you my phone. This has been very hard work, because I just want to show you my phone, right?
0:21:13
Unknown_00:
You see this?
Unknown_00: You see this, YouTube?
Unknown_00: This is my phone.
Unknown_01: This is Joshua Connor Moon's phone.
Unknown_01: It's fucking smashed to shit. I can't watch YouTube on this. I tried to watch YouTube on this. I'm going to slit my fucking fingertips on this goddamn phone. It's preposterous. It's a terrible idea.
0:21:50
Unknown_01:
Can't see shit. Yeah, that's the glass. It's fucking broken.
Unknown_01: Docs.
Unknown_01: How the fuck do people crack their streams? I'll give you a hint. I'm fat. I'm fat. I sit on it. It's not only crack. I can't show you this, but the profile is bent. I don't know how the fuck you bend a phone with your ass, but I've managed through state-of-the-art theater technology. I have smashed the atom in my phone.
0:22:23
Unknown_00:
What a disaster.
Unknown_00: What's your BMI?
Unknown_01: I don't fucking know.
Unknown_00: Fat girl's out. Yeah, physics can be scary.
Unknown_01: Did you poo-poo over it? No, I did not. You saw the phone. There was no poo-poo anywhere on that phone. Don't even try it with that shit.
Unknown_01: If this stream suddenly magically disconnects, by the way, it's because YouTube has decided to smite me in a fit of fucking rage.
0:22:58
Unknown_01:
But the video's still up and shit. I don't know.
Unknown_01: See, that's the worst thing. People criticize me for not hating China. But I get it. I get it with China. It's like, okay, don't do this shit.
Unknown_01: China doesn't like this shit. Don't do it. I'm like, okay, I got you. But these guys are just like, oh, we'll fucking, you know, we'll just kill you. We'll just kill you one day. And that'll be it. You don't have any fucking say in it. Okay.
0:23:30
Unknown_01:
Okay.
Unknown_01: To recap, I was briefly banned. I'll show people again because I've been only streaming for a couple minutes. But I didn't give any advertising. I was briefly banned from the YouTubes for streaming. And then I complained. I went on the internet and I said, Internet, fix it. And then it worked. They fucking fixed it. How the fuck do I show you this?
Unknown_01: There we go. See, this is when they unbanned me. They took the strike back. And then...
0:24:02
Unknown_01:
And then later, the streaming fixed again.
Unknown_01: Put it right on top so it looks right. Perfect.
Unknown_01: And it's just, I don't know. I don't know why. I don't know anything. It just happened. So that's the story of my stream.
Unknown_01: And I love YouTube.
Unknown_01: Here, I put this as the thumbnail. I think it's really clever. I'm going to show it to you guys again.
Unknown_01: I love Alphabet Incorporated. Who's that Indian guy that owns Alphabet Incorporated? See, that's us. We're the people in the circles around the giant YouTube kabob bowing down to it because it is so great. And we don't understand its mysterious and vengeful ways.
0:24:35
Unknown_01:
But that's basically what's happened.
Unknown_01: Okay, one more thing that I want to mention before I cut off this extremely strange and oddly timed stream.
Unknown_01: that 560 people are watching for no apparent reason.
0:25:07
Unknown_01:
If you are a member of the Ralph Retort Discord, you may notice that the Ralph Retort Discord is fucking gone. No, this is not Discord being broken. No, this is not... What's it called? You were not banned. You were not banned by the mods. The janitors did not get you. Don't worry.
Unknown_01: I put a little forum up for Ralph. So if you want to reconvene with your friends from the Discord, the forum is still up. At forum.theralphretort.com is that. And I don't think Ralph has noticed. It's like 9 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. I don't think Ralph gets up until like 2 p.m. because of his hangover. What?
0:25:46
Unknown_01:
He'll probably show that when he wakes up. But yeah, it's fucking gone. The stated reason is apparently... And let me pull this up. Hopefully I can pull this up on YouTube without getting baned. Because I don't want to get baned. I was already baned. It was very painful. It was agonizing.
0:26:20
Unknown_01:
Somebody named NotSargon on the Twitter...
Unknown_01: Said... Uh... Oh, he's been retweeting a lot.
Unknown_00: Oh, jeez.
Unknown_00: He said... Oh, here we go. If you stop lying for five minutes and watch my video, I point it out.
Unknown_01: It's the Ralph Records Spurgs who maliciously did this in conjunction to the left-wing extremists at Patreon.
Unknown_00: Uh...
0:26:59
Unknown_00:
I think, basically, somebody said something.
Unknown_00: He said something like he deserved it.
Unknown_01: You weren't stopping any Nazis? I don't know. He said something. I'm sure you guys will pick over it for the next two fucking weeks, so I don't need to find it. But somebody linked to the Sargon thing and said that it was Sargon.
Unknown_00: This is preposterous, you guys are cyber bullies.
Unknown_01: Look, I'm gonna show, look, look here, listen. I'm gonna show you some links. All right.
0:27:31
Unknown_00:
I'm gonna show you guys how to contact me. If I die, if YouTube decides that I deserve to die, these are some links, okay?
Unknown_00: These are how you get a hold of me.
Unknown_00: I'm sure there's some other ones. What else have I forgotten?
Unknown_01: I need to show my Patreon link so people can give me money. That's important.
0:28:05
Unknown_01:
Oh, I spelled my site wrong. It's not kiwifarms.me.
Unknown_00: That's wrong. It's .net.
Unknown_00: Perfect.
Unknown_00: Yeah, Patreon.
Unknown_01: What about it, motherfucker? I like money. All right. Have no feet ever been leaked?
Unknown_01: No. No, stop. Stop talking about my fucking feet. You're fucking psychotics. My volume is on low. It shouldn't be.
Unknown_01: Shouldn't be.
0:28:37
Unknown_01:
Here, I'm going to make it normal, and then people are going to get really mad.
Unknown_00: Boom. Now it's loud.
Unknown_00: I think. Yeah, now it's loud. I'm not showing you my feet. Do I have any pets? I'm going to get a hamster at some point. Too much? No, you made your fucking bed. I need your bed. I'm going to get a hamster, though.
Unknown_00: Do feet dox hamster? I will dox my hamster when I get one.
0:29:11
Unknown_00:
Oh, TonkaSaw is in the stream.me chat demanding my feet.
Unknown_01: Oh, geez. All right.
Unknown_01: I guess I needed an outro song. I really didn't want this to be like an hour and a half. You know what I'm going to do?
Unknown_01: I'm going to go back in time. And when I edit this stream, I'm going to cut out everything that happened between me taking on Coach Red Pill and me showing the links on the screen. And people are going to be listening to this in retrospect. And they're going to be like, what the fuck is he talking about? Coach Red Pill wasn't on this stream. Who the fuck is Easy Peasy?
0:29:47
Unknown_00:
It'll be gone into the past. Nobody will know about it.
Unknown_00: And, uh, what's, what's Nikado Avocado? Okay, fine, I'll watch Nikado Avocado.
Unknown_00: Nikado... This better be fucking good.
Unknown_00: Why does he have a kiwi farmer's thread? This is, oh jeez.
Unknown_00: Oh no.
Unknown_00: Oh no! Oh no, what the?
0:30:24
Unknown_01:
Why are you guys doing this to me?
Unknown_00: What is this? I just wanted to have a good stream.
Unknown_04: We have some drama to talk about. You know, I'm such a dramatic person. Wow, I can't wait to call him out and drag him by the hair. Oh, no.
Unknown_04: Hello, I'm back home. Should we do I'm home?
0:31:19
Unknown_04:
This is... Oh, I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. So, this is a 30 minute long video.
Unknown_01: This guy sits down for 30 minutes and eats, like, eight things from McDonald's?
Unknown_04: This is revolting. Is this video tagged LGBTQ?
0:32:03
Unknown_01:
No, it's not. This is... Look.
Unknown_01: Look at this. He's suffering. He suffers as he eats the food.
Unknown_01: He's suffering. This man is suffering.
Unknown_01: This is what pain looks like, chat.
Unknown_01: He makes videos eating dicks, too? I don't wanna hear about that.
0:32:36
Unknown_01:
Ew.
Unknown_01: He's got like man boobs from the eating of the Big Mac.
Unknown_04: I have glitter on the ceiling.
Unknown_04: It got caught in a spider web. Is he eating the glitter?
Unknown_01: Oh, my belly hurts. It makes me nauseous. Well, thank you for whoever suggested Nikado Avocado, too. I hate you.
0:33:06
Unknown_00:
Okay.
Unknown_00: I'm really scared to get into the locale business.
Unknown_01: These people are too disgusting. They are pretty gross.
Unknown_01: No, I'm not doing this. I just wanted to tell you guys about how much I love YouTube and how Alphabet Incorporated is the best thing that's ever happened.
Unknown_01: That's all I've got to say about this.
Unknown_01: All right.
Unknown_00: Let me find a song.
0:33:40
Unknown_01:
You know what? Fuck it. I'll just play this one again. I'll just play this one again. And we'll call it a stream. And then I'll hastily in the YouTube editor hack this down to like 15 minutes in post. So cherish these memories that you have here today because they will be gone soon.
Unknown_00: Also, make an archive if you intend to. Where the fuck is it? There it is.
0:34:14
Unknown_01:
All right, here we go. This is a liquid retro production. Welcome to Band World.
Unknown_02: I make shitty content.
Unknown_02: Help your boy out. Subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out. Who can fuck the ugliest bitch? I got you. Give me the fat bitch over there. I got you.
Unknown_02: That's what I want. That's who I am. That's what I want. 450 pound man. West Coast nigga. It's a way of life. You think exercise ain't gonna do anything for me? All it's gonna do is make me hungry. Nobody wants to help me.
0:34:46
Unknown_02:
We could be at their fucking club, right? You don't like the slack pussy? Go for the prime cut. That pussy's not gonna slay itself. All day slay. Nigga. Go father somebody like fucking Syndicate. Who steals money from children. And drives Lamborghinis his entire life. That's all it is. Drives Lamborghinis.
Unknown_02: Who can fuck the ugliest bitch? I gotcha. Give me the fat bitch over there. I gotcha.
Unknown_02: That's what I want. That's who I am. That's what I want. 450 pound man. Who can fuck the ugliest bitch? I got you. Give me the fat bitch over there. I got you.
0:35:19
Unknown_02:
That's what I want. That's who I am. That's what I want. All day slate. Shout out Sean Rankin. Lord of the Wings.
Unknown_02: Shut the fuck up, Lee. It's ridiculous. Lee, I hope your family dies in an automobile wreck.
Unknown_02: idiot real talk go away seriously i don't give a shit big up liquid richard