Modern Art Stream 2018-11-05


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0:02:03
Unknown_04: Hello, hello!

Unknown_04: How is everybody? That was Uplift Spice, Omega Rhythm. It's one of my favorite chinky songs of all time. Let me try to fix chat, I do not like how it's bouncing. I'm trying to use some kind of API that strings together both YouTube and stream.me. I would really like that to work, because I do like chat. Chat's my favorite part of streaming.

Unknown_04: If you would like to try stream dot me the link is in the corner there's something they said in their thing that they would brand your your output with a The restreamer service I'm using so they would brand your output with their logo, but I don't see that anywhere on the stream so Fuck if I know what's going on with that Or did I did I mute myself accidentally I hope not oh well

0:03:05
Unknown_08: Okay, well, the only thing I want to show today, because I am just doing this as a test, hopefully it all works.

Unknown_04: If not, I'll have to find something else out, because I don't believe that I'm going to be on YouTube for long.

Unknown_04: The writing is on the walls that I am not welcome here, and I don't want to pay patronage to a service that doesn't want me.

Unknown_04: We're gonna be looking at something silly actually before before I look at anything That I do want to show you let's check on my favorite person of all time because they They've been doing some some weird shit recently, and I I would like to figure out with you guys. What the fuck is going on So let's take a look. I'm not looking at war dog. I still have not gotten to touch with the war dog so Who knows what's up with him?

0:03:45
Unknown_04: No, this is Virgo. This isn't my main man, Virgo. And we're gonna look at one of these videos.

Unknown_04: Man advertising himself, his bullets of his gun, threats in parentheses, pulls his channel, hate crimes, gas chamber videos. Okay.

Unknown_04: Four minutes, let's go.

Unknown_01: Oh, she's super quiet right now.

0:04:24
Unknown_01: because he had a BB gun bullet and was showing this bullet in the thumbnail to threaten me. It looked like a bomb, but it's a bullet.

Unknown_01: And bragging about how he found it at Walmart. Who knows what he was saying. I didn't look at the whole thing.

Unknown_04: And whoever asked about DLive, I'm not on DLive because I can't restream to it comfortably. I can, like, chat's the most important part of these streams. And they're not integrated into anything else. So if I want to restream and have this combined chat feature, I really have to use stream.me. God, she's so fucking quiet in this. Can I cut her up? I can't listen to four minutes of this without her being so quiet.

0:05:06
Unknown_01: Let's try one of the other videos from today. She put out four today. Something really, something really fucking lit a spark under her ass.

0:05:38
Unknown_04: Oh, I just called the police in New York City. That sounds good. Oh, this is only a minute. Perfect.

Unknown_01: Hello, everybody.

Unknown_01: I'm going to be videotaping this hate crime right here. This is a hate crime. I just called the New York City Police Department, a detective squad, this hate crime right here. To them, what's been happening and this man who made this video is ranting about his BB guns and weird stuff. And the police said I need to file a police report and it sounds like a hate crime. And they do deal with things like this and that he could possibly be arrested. But we don't really know. She's on Staten Island, I believe. And they consider this possibly a hate crime. They have to see it. So I'm going to be videotaping this. I know that you're not afraid of the police. Um, you think you're in another state, but they said they deal with this kind of thing and they do deal with the internet as well. So if they can, I have no idea who arrest us. You may be arrested.

0:06:14
Unknown_01: I have news for you.

Unknown_01: I know that you people believe that you can do whatever you want, but you can't.

0:06:51
Unknown_04: Yeah, she does. She, she literally Googles her name like fucking constantly.

Unknown_04: Sorry I just, that was just my uh, whenever I start off a stream I have to check on Virgo. Make sure she hasn't fucking hanged herself in Minecraft.

Unknown_04: I would love to hear your conversation with the police. He said he could be arrested and it may be considered a hate crime. I am filing a police report tomorrow with his channel address. They have records of this video and I have videos of the video. It is a hate crime.

Unknown_04: There's a possibility that this arrogant man may be arrested by New York City Police Department. I have to fill out a report They've asked to see the video I do want to one thing I do want to see is somebody some weirdo

0:07:25
Unknown_04: this guy this video is like 9 minutes long I don't want to watch all of it but I do I do want to show her clip of this because there is a guy that's posting weird shit I have no idea who he is

Unknown_04: Like she actually plays this video of him talking, and he says something to the effect of, I resent you, which is why I'm bullying you. Like literally that. Is this the video? I resent women. See? You know, like the title said, I'm spiteful, resentful. I'm spiteful, resentful when it comes to females, especially good looking, good looking women.

0:08:07
Unknown_04: I don't know if you could hear that because it's so quiet but he says something like I'm spiteful and resentful especially towards good-looking women like Virgo Rouge and like I she said that he's holding up bullets in his videos and shit like I have no idea who this guy is so the fucking plot thickens regarding this

0:08:48
Unknown_04: And I do see Onion Wizard. Yes, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, v, v, v, nigger.

Unknown_04: Thank you. Thank you for your intellectual input. Yeah, I don't want to watch all this because it's kind of boring. She actually sounds really depressed instead of crazy and psychotic like she usually does. So let's move on to...

Unknown_04: Terra Booth. This woman.

Unknown_04: This woman, I don't even know. This is an art stream. I need to put this up on the... I can't believe you can spam nigger so quickly and stream me. That should be all the motivation you need to switch over to stream. Look at how much fun that guy is having.

0:09:26
Unknown_04: I do want to put up a thing, though, to let people know this is an art review stream. I love art and the nation of Israel. Perfect.

Unknown_04: This is a positive stream. It's about positivity and having a positive impact in the world to the medium of art and artistic expression. Go ahead and move that over a little bit so it's nice and in the center.

0:10:07
Unknown_05: All right, perfect. We can proceed now. There's enough shit on my screen. We are safe to go ahead.

Unknown_04: I guess we'll just start. This is what she looks like.

Unknown_04: She has a very distinct appearance because of the bowl cut.

Unknown_04: I guess this right here is supposed to be a self-portrait.

Unknown_04: I think this is a self-portrait. See you in the short run tomorrow. Hashtag nipple hair for vice.

0:10:39
Unknown_04: And I think Vice did put this in, like this came to attention because they did put her art in Vice regarding nipple hair. And I'll enlarge this a little bit so everybody can see what's going on regarding the nipple hair. Again, this is an artistic review stream and I love art and Israel, so please do not flag this channel. I'm having fun on the internet right now.

Unknown_04: Wait, wait, is she sucking her own tit in this? What the fuck? Why is she chewing on it? Look, she's, she's yanking it. What the fuck? She's yanking out her tit, her nipple hair and eating it.

0:11:12
Unknown_04: That didn't even occur to me at first. Okay.

Unknown_04: Uh, you know, the trust women, uh, believe women hashtag.

Unknown_04: She seems to like clowns. Clowns are a reoccurring theme of her art.

Unknown_04: Oh, this is pretty. She didn't paint this though, but it is pretty. Where is she? P&W Pacific Northwest. This must be Washington.

0:11:45
Unknown_04: I guess this is her and her tub. Her thighs are apparently twice the size of her head. Boys did such an amazing job coloring and printing my drawings.

Unknown_05: That's nice.

Unknown_05: I guess she's crying in this.

Unknown_04: That's why, you know, the color palette represents emotion.

Unknown_04: Trans rights are human rights and that appears to be a trans man and it's up top Because it's a it's it looks like a man, but it has a vagina And I think she even like that you can see the little I'll zoom up really really close I want you guys to see the detail in this but you can see like the incision marks around the nipples because they cut off her boobies and then down there it's a

0:12:40
Unknown_04: it's a it's a male to female I think and I can't tell if it's supposed to have a really big dick because that looks like a penis but it could also be the thigh and or that looks like one of the fake vaginas because that one has some depth to it but that one doesn't again I really like art and I really like the nation of Israel

Unknown_04: Oh wait, she had a message for that one. Oh, this is for sale. 50% off sale. New print in the shop, link in the bio. It's been a while since I've donated to a good cause. 75% of all orders made between now and Halloween will be donated to the Transgender Legal Defense and Education Fund. Well, that's nice.

Unknown_04: Oh, here's more clowns. Everybody loves a clown, so why can't you? I love clowns. I love silly people acting silly.

0:13:31
Unknown_04: Oh, here's another clown.

Unknown_05: She really likes clowns.

Unknown_05: There's more clowns.

Unknown_04: Wait, what is she doing to the clown?

Unknown_04: Chat, chat, help me out. What is she doing to that clown? Because it looks like she's throwing pokeballs at it.

Unknown_04: Can somebody help me understand what the fuck this clown thing is?

Unknown_04: I don't know. I have no idea. Some people are saying rape. I don't think she's raping the clown. I don't think she's raping the clown, guys. Come on. Come on now.

0:14:03
Unknown_04: You guys are being offensive. This is this is a sensitive subject matter to everybody. So please don't please don't imply it's rape Prometheus inspired that appears to be a bird It chained to something and it's attacking her is maybe the birds chaining a rep. Oh look The blood the bloods on the bird, oh it's inspired by Prometheus that Prometheus I So I guess what's happened, like the artist is saying, I'm bringing the torch of wisdom to the savages. And, uh, they're, you know, they're torturing me for bringing the light of knowledge to, to the, to the dummies. And as you can see, there is clown stuff in the background. I don't know what the clowns have to do with, there's more clowns over here.

0:14:38
Unknown_04: There's quite a few clowns.

Unknown_04: But yeah. Oh, and the bird is eating her, her kidney, her pancreas. I don't know.

Unknown_04: Let's continue. Oh, this is hairy drain comic for vice swipe through to see what can be done with that damp and tangled hair collection.

0:15:20
Unknown_05: What the fuck does that mean?

Unknown_05: I tried to type through, but it, uh, swipe through to see what can be done.

Unknown_05: What the fuck does that mean? I want to swipe. How do I swipe?

Unknown_05: Now I guess you have to actually go to Vice and look at it.

Unknown_04: I do want to know what her creative uses for hair are, though. I could learn from that. Buy summer. These original paintings are up for sale on my website. Link in the bio.

0:15:54
Unknown_04: What does that shirt say?

Unknown_04: You're da mate?

Unknown_04: I don't even know. This is too avant-garde for me. I think, oh, I was wondering why she had ten arms. It's supposed to represent motion. She's swatting away the mosquitoes.

Unknown_04: And she has cans of Urtimate on her shirt.

Unknown_05: The mosquitoes are trying to eat her muffins.

Unknown_05: I don't even know.

0:16:25
Unknown_05: Wow, what the fuck?

Unknown_04: Rebecca Traster's latest book, Good and Mad, makes the case for honoring the anger of women everywhere. Traster doesn't encourage her readers to get openly angry, but she does optimistically think that if more people take female rage seriously, things can change. For men, that means honoring female anger just as much as we honor the anger of disaffected men. For women, it means honoring other women's anger, and most important, your own.

0:16:57
Unknown_04: Well, I take this painting seriously. This is modern art. This is important, according to Business Week.

Unknown_03: New comic for advice about toxic relationships and balancing compassion and love with others.

Unknown_04: Why your cobra wants to kill you? What?

Unknown_04: The ability to understand something exactly doesn't mean it's a good idea to stick around. Oh, that's a fair point. You don't want to be in a relationship that's bad.

0:17:29
Unknown_04: Illustration about obsession for the latest issue of Blonde Magazine.

Unknown_04: What is she obsessed with?

Unknown_04: Is she obsessed with clowns and body hair? Wait, what the fuck? Why does she have like a condom on her butt?

Unknown_05: Oh, it's about an obsession with men. Wait, does she have like a... what?

Unknown_04: Because look, you can see the... she has a box that's called Chet with a heart. So I imagine these are all things about Chet that she likes to lick and obsess over and smell like the sock. But you can clearly see the condom in the box that has the Chet love on it. So that must be one of one of his condoms. And then down here, she's sleeping in with with the socks and with the box of Chet love. Her phone is broken because he didn't answer her. And now she has the condom up her butt. So.

0:18:04
Unknown_04: Yeah, this is very fucking avant garde.

Unknown_05: Save for later, yes.

Unknown_04: Please, if you want to save these artistic pieces, you can go to her Instagram.

0:18:41
Unknown_04: Chet needs a restraining order. She might get a restraining order.

Unknown_04: This year has been nuts. I made it into Best American Comics 2018. Well, that's nice.

Unknown_04: Bye, London. See you soonish, Philly. Thanks for the beautiful Taurian tattoo. That's a nice tattoo.

Unknown_04: Oh gosh. She's striking a pose. Can I... Can I CSI Miami that shit?

Unknown_04: She has large milkers though.

Unknown_04: Jeez Louise. She's like in the running up against Emily Ucas in terms of like titties.

0:19:16
Unknown_04: Not that I'm objectifying women, I'm reviewing art and titties are art.

Unknown_05: London tomorrow. That's a nice picture.

Unknown_05: I'm in Ireland. Ireland's cool.

Unknown_05: I don't know, is that, I guess that's, is that skirt, like that print for that skirt by her?

Unknown_04: Because it looked like her art. The chinky lady looks nice in it though.

Unknown_04: Oh, this is a video. Let's strap in for this. Let me make sure my audio is on.

0:19:51
Unknown_10: Look what finally showed up today.

Unknown_10: Or yesterday, or the day before, I forget, but here it is. So I can finally get your orders out.

Unknown_04: Excellent.

Unknown_10: Yeah. Yeah, I like how I Want to show something it's on the cover Have you ever been at like school and you're taking notes and you're writing a word and the word runs out of room So you just like write down the width of the length of the page because you ran out of room That's what this reminds me of

0:20:33
Unknown_04: You remind me of taking notes at school, Terrabooth.

Unknown_04: My motel experience for advice. Check out their site. What the fuck? Why would you draw this?

Unknown_04: I hope she has that turtle shirt in real life. That's a nice turtle shirt.

Unknown_04: Added a few new prints to my website. Link in the bio.

Unknown_04: Oh, this is a picture of her masturbating.

Unknown_04: I have a question for everybody. I don't know how many women watch this stream and obviously I don't know anything about women. But um, do you guys frequently masturbate with a vibrator through your panties? I genuinely don't know if this is a thing.

0:21:08
Unknown_04: I do have to mute Onion Wizard because I do... I do want to see chat every so often. I have to mute you. I'm sorry, please.

Unknown_04: Please don't- oh my god. I accidentally deleted every single one of his messages.

Unknown_04: Screw Obama, I love you, but please... Please don't spam my chat, I do want to read it.

0:21:46
Unknown_05: And now I'll never know if you can masturbate through panties.

Unknown_04: Thanks a lot, you fucker. You fucking onion wizard.

Unknown_04: No, I'll never learn.

Unknown_04: Snips of an illo about obsession. P.S. Wait, wait, wait.

Unknown_04: P.S. Chet, this is a real guy.

Unknown_04: Chet, no.

Unknown_04: She's not, look, she doesn't show the part, she cuts out the part with the, now I can see it more clearly. That is clearly a condom from Chet on her butt. Okay. This is, this is inappropriate. Eric, give that man some space.

0:22:20
Unknown_04: Me, after chugging cold brew, about to get started on figuring out how to handle all the mistakes I made with your orders, I'm so sorry with anyone who received the wrong prints. I'll always resent if there's a mistake or if something gets lost in the mail for your charge.

Unknown_05: Is she getting wasted off of it?

Unknown_05: Coffee isn't alcoholic, Tara. You're faking it.

Unknown_05: One of my earliest comics.

0:22:51
Unknown_05: What the fuck?

Unknown_04: I saw another human today. Oh, this is about anxiety.

Unknown_04: It looked like, at the bottom, she picks like a doodoo log off the ground and just starts, like, scarfing that shit down.

Unknown_05: Oh, fucking Onion Wizard spamming me in Discord now.

Unknown_04: Fuck you, Onion Wizard. You had your chance. You had your chance.

0:23:23
Unknown_04: Just got home from a much-needed mini vacation. That's nice. I want to see art Well, there's the artiste. That's a very artisan looking room. What the fuck? Why is it missing drywall? Did she like destroy the drywall in her room in the fit of fucking rage?

Unknown_04: Thanks for the tattoos. Oh, she got clown elves like tattooed into her. What the fuck? Why would anybody agree to put that on somebody's skin?

0:23:55
Unknown_04: I'm uncomfortable. Like that clown's face is creepy to me. It gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Unknown_04: Tough kids snacks for the 90s.

Unknown_05: Salt and vinegar potato chips.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_05: You know, with her history about clowns, this kind of reminds me of the thing where clowns were standing in like the woods and staring at people.

Unknown_04: Just a little bit.

Unknown_04: My last wiki comic for it's nice that it's about mosquitoes. She really doesn't like mosquitoes.

0:24:27
Unknown_04: Last wiki Pokemon- oh. Aw, did her dog die?

Unknown_04: What? I think what makes it most difficult that it was court-ordered euthanasia?

Unknown_04: She was a dog- Oh my god! Her dog bit somebody and got put down! What the fuck?!

Unknown_04: I don't know what her life was like before I adopted her, but I tried my best to make her heal and keep her safe and comfortable. I couldn't keep her in the city, so she stayed at my mom's where there were fewer people and pets. Still, she ended up attacking a six-pound poodle who the neighbors were dog-sitting. He hasn't fully recovered. What the fuck?! Terra! Your dog's a fucking menace to society, Terra!

0:25:03
Unknown_04: Making this comic helped me work out these feelings a bit. It's just life I guess and it's normal My first hands-on experience with death wasn't what?

Unknown_04: This is sad. This took a tragic turn chat

Unknown_04: Better call Landau.

Unknown_04: That's funny. In case you don't know, the lawyer that Nadox hired to deal with the lawsuit was a dog bite lawyer. But yes, you can press F for fucking poor puppers. Both poor puppers. The one that got killed by the government and the one that that dog ate, apparently.

0:25:35
Unknown_04: Bye for now. Awww!

Unknown_04: I don't want to say too much, but those of you from the Kiwi farms know what I want to say about that dog. There's a certain quality to that dog that I think we're all thinking about. I don't want to be dog racist, but we're there. We're crossing this bridge together.

0:26:12
Unknown_04: Press that for the doggo.

Unknown_04: I have to say goodbye to my sweet Darla. I adopted her seven years ago. It's really difficult. That is pretty sad, to be honest.

Unknown_05: Oh, she made a lot of comics about Darla.

Unknown_05: This is about her butt.

Unknown_04: I made a comic about how much it sucks to try on bathing suits for my weekly It's Nice That comic. Sadly, next week will be my last comic for It's Nice That. Anyone have any summer-themed incidents you'd like to see drawn? I guess this is just her playing with her butt because her butt sucks or something.

0:26:51
Unknown_04: Hello my friend Ruzel K and I will be in Ireland. Oh, we saw that picture before.

Unknown_04: I can't wait to hang out with Nishant Saldanha. Oh, it's an Indian name. No wonder I couldn't pronounce it. You know, this comic, I think this is by the Nishant, I'll check it out because there's no reason I can't.

0:27:23
Unknown_04: Oh, I didn't mean to lose my place. I was going to say, yeah, this comic looks like it's made by him. And these comics remind me of Schmorky from Something Awful.

Unknown_04: I hope I can find my place again, though. Oh, I did. There it is. Okay, let's continue.

Unknown_04: No, what the fuck? How come I can scroll through these ones? I want to go back then... Fucking... God, I hate Instagram. Fuck you. How do I see that series?

Unknown_05: Was it this one? No.

0:27:55
Unknown_05: Which one was the one that was a series?

Unknown_04: Sorry, I'm gonna find this. I'm gonna find the one where it said you have to...

Unknown_04: You can see all the ones for Vice. I want to see the series.

Unknown_04: Oh, this is it. This is it. Perfect, perfect, perfect.

Unknown_04: How do I see more? I want to see more of this.

Unknown_05: This is an exciting stream where you get to learn about technology with me.

Unknown_03: There's no buttons.

Unknown_04: Okay, the last one had fucking buttons. I'm being fucking... I'm being made a fool of by Tara Booth and her fucking Instagram. Fuck you.

0:28:27
Unknown_05: Let's go back to this one.

Unknown_05: Bed bugs. What?

Unknown_05: Lady, if your house has bed bugs, you're not doing a very good job keeping it clean.

Unknown_04: You don't get bed bugs if you, like, bathe and shit.

Unknown_04: This week's comment's for It's Nice to The Hound.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_05: There's the arrow.

0:29:02
Unknown_04: No, the mystery with this fucking arrow and how to use Instagram.

Unknown_04: I swear to fucking God. Where is it? I'm going to try this again because I just discovered the arrows again. Oh, I just couldn't see it because it's a white background. I see. So here we are, the mythical hair drain comic.

Unknown_04: Okay, so here you can see there is plenty of hair in the drain, right?

Unknown_04: Okay, there is water in the bathtub because the hair is blocking the drain, right? She's noticing this. She's become perturbed by the presence of the blockage.

0:29:42
Unknown_04: What is she doing? Oh, she's pulling it out. Okay, it's going, it's going, it's really long. Okay, it's a lasso now.

Unknown_04: She's throwing the lasso. What the fuck?

Unknown_05: Nigga, that's gross! Don't show people that! What the fuck's wrong with you?

Unknown_04: This nigga... This nigga, this is inappropriate content.

0:30:15
Unknown_04: Okay, I don't want to learn about your fucking vag smiley face here, okay?

Unknown_04: This is why they put down your dog.

Unknown_04: Another one of my paintings incredibly printed in Rezo for the August issue of The Smudge.

Unknown_03: That's nice.

Unknown_04: Oh, I want to go back to this one because this one was also a pointing slideshow thing. Okay, here she is at the beach. Her butt's looking weird again. She put that detail. This is continuity between the episodes. Her butt has weird issues. At the beach, swimming around, swimming.

0:30:51
Unknown_04: Wave comes.

Unknown_04: Oh, is she drowning?

Unknown_04: Oh no, it's the hair smiley face that's come to haunt us again.

Unknown_04: Oh, now her titties are popped out. She does have big titties. I imagine that's an issue.

Unknown_04: Oh, she's being raped. Holy fuck. Like the waves are violently stripping her down. And now she's covered in seaweed. That's gross.

Unknown_05: I hope nobody saw.

0:31:22
Unknown_05: Here's a comic of me about trying to be present on a hike.

Unknown_05: Be present on a hike. What is she doing?

Unknown_04: Oh, she's just taking pictures of shit. That's nice.

Unknown_04: Summer Sweat. I'm doing weekly comics for the month of August for It's Nice That. Check it out. Well, that's nice.

Unknown_04: It's pretty weird to look back at my paintings from 2015. This kind of reminds me of Chris-Chan with the giant straw.

Unknown_04: Oh, there's plenty of them. There's more of them. Check it out. Wait, wait, wait. Hold the fuck up. She's got a clown on her shirt. Lady, what is with you and clowns?

0:31:55
Unknown_04: I'm getting some weird clown vibes.

Unknown_05: Alright.

Unknown_05: So she's just drawing.

Unknown_05: She's peeing into a bottle.

Unknown_03: Is she like a female NEET? I mean, that's what she's doing. She's peeing into a bottle, right? How do women pee into a bottle? I don't want to fucking know.

Unknown_05: I don't want to fucking know.

0:32:32
Unknown_03: She's she's cutting off pieces of her foot and collecting them with tape.

Unknown_04: Oh in a bottle. Oh What the fuck lady? This is inappropriate.

Unknown_05: This is antisocial behavior Okay, let's move on What the fuck

Unknown_04: my cover for this smudge go subscribe to the super fun monthly rezo mag by tan and loose why are there why are there flowers going out of your anus tara stream stream chat help me please assist i don't fucking understand this no one will show me their dick fuck you

0:33:24
Unknown_04: This is unacceptable behavior, Chad. If you are cutting off pieces of your foot and collecting them in a jar, if you're shoving flowers up your ass, if you're being raped by the ocean, you need to consider your life.

Unknown_04: Reconsider it. Another sale, use the code oops on my website to get 50% off any order.

Unknown_05: More from my Vice comics this week.

Unknown_05: Actually, was that like a multi one? No, it's not.

0:33:58
Unknown_05: Where'd it go?

Unknown_05: I don't know.

Unknown_04: Okay, do you guys remember the guy from NASA who had the Hawaiian shirt that got him into trouble because it had naked ladies on it? Do you think people would get in trouble for wearing this shit?

Unknown_05: Yeah, this person does art for rice.

0:34:30
Unknown_04: Wow. I don't even know if that's Soylent. He does have a fedora.

Unknown_04: Lady, how did you coerce this man into wearing your clothing?

Unknown_04: This picture is pretty fucking great, I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of weird when like something strange and internet-y crosses streams with reality and like a professional model or like an aspiring model is forced to drink Jack and wear a fedora while trying on this fucking shirt.

Unknown_04: You threaten to eat him?

0:35:05
Unknown_04: Oh, that's a nice black lady. I love her hair. Her hair is like straight out of the 80s.

Unknown_04: Looking good black lady. Let's move on.

Unknown_04: Oh, she's only.

Unknown_04: Okay, no tampon. Oh no, I'm gonna gag.

Unknown_04: I'm already feeling kind of queasy, chat, but we're gonna... We're men here. We're gonna soldier on into whatever the fuck this comic is. Swipe through. This happens more than I like to admit. Oh, this is gonna be... I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it in my fucking... Look, she drew the poo-poo in the toilet.

0:35:36
Unknown_00: Oh fuck, no tampons and she's got the fucking clown shirt on.

Unknown_04: When she's got the clown shirt on, there is no way this is gonna end well.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_05: Oh no. Oh no.

Unknown_04: Okay, so you're sitting on the toilet, there's no toilet paper, there's a very big sign that says no tampons in toilet, and then there is a bin that says toxic waste. If this ends with her wiping herself with a used tampon, I'm not mentally prepared for this, but we're gonna... It's my solemn duty to review this as an artisan from the nation of Israel, I must review.

0:36:14
Unknown_04: She's calling out for help. This situation's getting pretty fucking dire. Oh no! Please pick like a... not like a tampon. No!

Unknown_05: Those are like... use... use pads.

Unknown_03: Like if... if it's just pee, you don't have to wipe. You can just take the L and take a shower when you get home. You don't have to wipe your...

0:37:04
Unknown_03: What is she doing now? Why is she getting a tattoo after this? Book your appointment.

Unknown_04: Oh, she's getting tested.

Unknown_04: Because... I do like the butthole and vagina art on the wall for the testing room.

Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_04: Manager emotions over time.

Unknown_04: Oh, she's saying that she's an emotional person. She came off well-adjusted to me.

Unknown_04: New Bally print. I guess she did fan art for Bally. That's nice. 50% all the way. Hold up. Why is the dog take?

0:37:35
Unknown_04: It's the Trump curse. She drew the dog shitting on Donald Trump, and what happened to the dog, chat? Tell me what happened to the dog.

Unknown_04: Dog is dead. That's what fucking happened to it. She went after- dog went after Trump. The curse came. Curse fucking came, and it got its revenge.

0:38:05
Unknown_04: And I'm happy on the top stream for stream.me. Okay, it's nice.

Unknown_04: I'm bringing attention to a lovely place. I'm gonna help Narcissa Wright in the process.

Unknown_04: No, don't press F for the dog.

Unknown_04: The dog was shitting on Trump's picture.

Unknown_05: That's not nice.

Unknown_05: My cats support Trump.

Unknown_04: I made this t-shirt designed to support Kolorama Clubhouse. Pre-order this weekend at Kolorama print website.

0:38:38
Unknown_04: Fine art.

Unknown_04: Lady.

Unknown_04: I'm not an art person. I only am on YouTube. But I do take offense to, uh, to that label.

Unknown_04: All new prints in my shop.

Unknown_05: Oh, there's many of them. Let's go through them real quick.

Unknown_05: Why is she wearing a... Oh, I don't want to spoil them. Let's go ahead.

Unknown_04: There's that one where she's in the, uh,

0:39:11
Unknown_04: She likes to go camping, but then she gets really afraid when she's camping.

Unknown_04: Look, I thought she- When I first looked at this, I'm like, is she getting like a boner? What the fuck is rising in her sleeping bag?

Unknown_04: Camp bitch. Trying to start a fire. Oh, and then she- You can't dump gasoline out in the woods, lady. That's- The FDA will get you.

Unknown_03: Posted new prints, I think, I don't know, pimple popping. God, what is with this woman and her bodily functions?

0:39:46
Unknown_03: Peeing in a romper.

Unknown_05: I'm about to spam y'all with products. What the fuck?

Unknown_05: She has a clown bikini. Look at this.

Unknown_04: She made a comic about her pissing in standing water out in the great outdoors while wearing a clown bikini. What the fuck? I'm not liking the themes here. I made the mistake of clicking one of her videos. Her voice makes me want to play in traffic. I don't know what the fuck you're listening to me for then.

0:40:19
Unknown_04: Guys, don't let old pics trick you. You've been miserable forever. I was much happier back then. Back then, I was much happier. So she's in a constant state of misery. I hope my art review helps.

Unknown_05: She likes to draw her butt very weird though.

Unknown_04: I wonder if she has nudes. If you guys can find her nudes, I would like to review that art as well.

0:40:52
Unknown_04: SOS.

Unknown_05: She doing meth?

Unknown_05: Oh no, she's just talking about how she does tons of... What the fuck is YerbaMate?

Unknown_04: I'm pulling this up right now.

Unknown_04: Mr. Duck, what is a YerbaMate? Because she has it as a t-shirt for one of her first pictures that we looked at.

Unknown_05: It's some kind of herbal drink.

Unknown_04: Is it like caffeinated? YerbaMate is a species of the holly genital with the botanical name...

0:41:26
Unknown_05: I don't know what the fuck it is. Is it caffeinated?

Unknown_04: If you don't know mate, my Spanish and Portuguese, but this drink is called other names in Portuguese. Oh, you know what? We had a casual seppuku on the Kiwi farms talking about mate or mate, or probably yerba mate is how they pronounce it. But it's like a tea that they drink. And I think it's caffeinated. And that solves that mystery. We're learning stuff today, chat. We're learning about Portuguese herbal drinks.

Unknown_04: Yeah, she's like a... Look, she vapes too. God damn it, Tara, you're constantly letting me down.

0:41:58
Unknown_04: The more I learn about you.

Unknown_04: A comic about two trips.

Unknown_05: Everybody does that. If you draw, you have to make a two trips comic at some point.

Unknown_04: Look at that. Wait, wait, wait. She's drawing this shirt out with one of her comics. Do you guys see that anime punching shirt in the background?

Unknown_04: I wonder what her favorite anime is. I bought some new markers and I went to practice on them a little bit. I need to pay like $1,300 to fix my car. Well that's sad. I hope she fixed her car.

0:42:32
Unknown_04: Cheesy post alert. One cool thing about being emotionally unstable is that you're forced to recognize the power of your mind and your ability to manipulate your reality. So much power in there. One minute I'm sitting in bed perfectly content with the world and the world feels warm. The next I'm totally isolated and depressed. Nothing external has changed, only my thoughts. I want to watch myself and be conscious of how I make a choice to stay in the dark and self-pity. Being aware of behavioral patterns doesn't mean that it's easy to change them I can't just drop into a rainbow but paying attention to my habits is a step in the right direction Yeah, I guess The fuck is this?

0:43:19
Unknown_04: Well, this must be gay pride stuff. I wonder if she's a homosexual What do you think chat? Do you guys think that she's a homosexual?

Unknown_04: Press 1 for gay press 2 for heterosex press 3 for anything else

Unknown_04: I'm watching chat.

Unknown_05: I'm watching.

Unknown_05: I think the restream chat's breaking a little bit, which is sad.

Unknown_04: I do want to look at the chats.

0:43:51
Unknown_04: I see a lot of threes. I guess that means that she's like a pansexual, whatever, demisexual, chipmunk person. There's a spectrum of autism and gayness.

Unknown_04: Someone please take those glasses away from me.

Unknown_05: Oh.

Unknown_05: What the fuck?

Unknown_05: I hate it when girls shave their armpits hair is sexy.

Unknown_05: What the fuck?

0:44:25
Unknown_04: You know, her shirt in this picture says, I love harsh noise. That just goes to show you that there are serious developmental issues in anybody who likes harsh noise or any kind of noise.

Unknown_03: Who else has this happened to?

Unknown_03: What? Why are there coins falling?

Unknown_04: Okay, hold up. Hold up. We have to, we have to watch some content.

Unknown_04: We can't, we can't not watch this after, uh, after seeing this.

0:45:07
Unknown_07: Suck.

Unknown_07: So anyways, I finally got a meeting with Bellamy, the Bacon Bits King. Now, I know my campaign's awesome. The problem is, everybody I talk to says Bellamy's a real ball breaker. Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah. Well, Nick, you're my brother, and you're incredibly successful. Yes, I am.

Unknown_07: I was hoping that maybe you could give me some tips that might give me an edge when I meet with him. Okay, sure. Here's a good one. When you greet him, give him a good firm handshake and don't release until he does. No, no, no, no. I want something different, something special. Wear a red tie. Power tie. That's bush league.

0:45:38
Unknown_07: I'm talking about a secret weapon here, Nick.

Unknown_07: Oh, secret weapon, huh? Yeah. Okay, I think I know what you're after. But if I tell you, you gotta promise not to tell anybody else. I promise. That's a sort of a long-term strategy. When's your meeting with Bellamy? Week from today? Oh, not much time. But it might work.

Unknown_07: Yeah, okay, sure.

Unknown_07: Every time a penny passes through your hands, stick it up your ass.

0:46:10
Unknown_07: What?

Unknown_07: And then spend it.

Unknown_07: Thanks, Nick. Yeah. I thought you were really gonna help me. How does sticking pennies up my ass give me an edge when I meet with them? You don't just stick them up your ass, you spend them. Now, like I said, it's a long-term strategy. I've been doing this for 11 years now. Every day for the past 11 years, I've stuck $30 in pennies up my ass. I use them for everything. Cab rides, movie theater, groceries. What does that accomplish? Will you listen? It's a lot of ass pennies I got out there, my friend. And here's where the magic comes in. When I meet with someone who intimidates me, who puts me on edge, a real hard ass, I just think to myself, they've probably handled one of my ass pennies. In fact, they probably have one in their pocket right then. That just seems to sort of give me the upper hand. I mean, hey, I haven't touched anything that's been in their ass. Hey, where's Bellamy like to eat?

0:46:41
Unknown_07: He likes to eat at the pump room. Great. Here's what you do. Go to the bank today. Get yourself $50 in pennies. Stick them all up your ass. Oh, please. One at a time, of course. You go to the pump room, buy yourself a nice dinner, paying entirely in pennies. Now, they'll be using your pennies for next week at least. Bellamy goes in there to eat. He gets your ass pennies for change. By the time you meet with him, you know he's had something in his hand that you've had in your ass. So? So then you got the upper hand. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. It's just like imagining someone in their underwear. No, it's not. It's horrible. Yeah, well, it works for me.

0:47:14
Unknown_07: You know what? I used to look up to you. I used to think you really had it together. Oh, I do have it together, little brother. You don't pull down eight figures a year without having it together. You don't have it together, Nick. You stick pennies up your ass for confidence. That's not having it together.

0:47:45
Unknown_07: Do you think you're better than me?

Unknown_07: I didn't say that. Oh, you didn't have to. It's written all over your face.

Unknown_07: You have any change in your pocket? Why? Take it out. Why? Go on. Take it out and take a good look at it.

Unknown_07: Oh, my.

0:48:18
Unknown_07: You've got a few pennies in there, don't you?

Unknown_07: I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day. 21,000 pennies a week. 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass!

Unknown_07: You think you're better than me? You're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day! All of you! You all handle my ass pennies! I laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

0:48:51
Unknown_05: You see this picture? You see Tara Booth?

Unknown_04: You see those coins coming out? Not just pennies, coins. You touch these coins. You touch her ass pennies. You think you can shit on her art? You think you can criticize her for the rudimentary nature of her line art?

0:49:24
Unknown_04: Nigga, you've been handling Tera Booth's ass change for your entire fucking life. You don't have a fucking thing on Tera Booth. This nigga gives you ass pennies and you're thankful for it.

Unknown_04: Alright, let's move on.

Unknown_04: Oh jeez.

Unknown_04: Oh jeez.

0:49:58
Unknown_05: I'm just gonna save this one. All right, move on.

Unknown_05: Sending everyone, wait, wait, did that one have more? No, just the one.

Unknown_05: Fuck, where'd it go? I'm bad at this.

Unknown_05: Sorry, everybody, I couldn't contain myself.

Unknown_04: Sending everyone love this week. It's so sad. Even if you're fortunate enough to have resources to afford treatment, seek help. Why is she putting a bag on her head? Lady, you're beautiful. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

0:50:35
Unknown_04: Oh, this is excellent. Let's watch this.

Unknown_04: Oh, this is quick. That's actually really beautiful.

Unknown_04: I'm kind of jealous. I would go kayaking right now.

Unknown_04: Climbing rocks. I wonder if TommyTutor collects rocks with her.

Unknown_04: What's this?

Unknown_04: Oh, is she just filming some boys? Hell yeah, those are some boys.

0:51:07
Unknown_04: The faces in this picture are just incredible. They convey a sense of excitement and adventure.

Unknown_05: Swim! Swim, goddammit!

Unknown_04: The strokes are awful, lady.

Unknown_03: Swim! Swim, goddammit!

Unknown_04: You'll never be an Olympian with that kind of attitude.

Unknown_04: I bet you're all just jealous of her kayaking.

Unknown_05: Is this legal?

Unknown_04: No, probably not.

0:51:42
Unknown_04: What is she? She's popping pimples again. Stop popping. Protect sex workers.

Unknown_05: Does she have a right? I'm just wondering.

Unknown_05: How have you been? I miss you. I'm really sorry. You're right.

Unknown_04: I think I'm finally getting healthy.

Unknown_04: What do you want me to be? I don't understand this one. This is too avant-garde.

Unknown_04: That's her book cover. What's this?

0:52:14
Unknown_04: Welcome to Canada. Oh, when was this published? Is there like a May 22, 2018? So it's not after Trump got in. Wait, why is she hitting birds with her car? Lady, you just got to Canada and you're already killing the birds.

Unknown_03: You're going to have a hard time getting past that alpha male.

Unknown_04: His badge says Border Patrol, but he's actually the Thought Patrol. Meant to keep bird-murdering, tampon-wiping people like you out of Canada. Oh, this is about her travel to Canada.

0:52:47
Unknown_04: Look, she's dressed up like one of those mimes from Quebec, like JF.

Unknown_04: Jean-François or whatever the fuck.

Unknown_05: That's nice.

Unknown_05: What the fuck?

Unknown_05: What the fuck? What? What is she doing?

Unknown_03: Why does she have nipple pumps?

Unknown_03: Oh, it says milk. It looks like a cat dish that says milk. I guess they're just chilling out in her room while she milks herself.

0:53:22
Unknown_04: That's healthy.

Unknown_04: Oh, look, they're looking at the birds. She didn't kill those birds. They're pretty birds, so they get to be spared when they go into the woods.

Unknown_04: And then they go to the strip club. And they're doing blow. Look, this little drawing is her copping a feel. Grabbing some titties.

0:53:53
Unknown_04: Oh sorry, if my internet dropped, that's probably because of Putin again.

Unknown_04: But we're watching this, yeah, she's doing coke and she's squeezing titties, which I would do if I was in Canada.

Unknown_05: Now she's back in traffic.

Unknown_05: There's some grumpy people and some people with blemishes eating.

Unknown_04: But yeah, okay, let's move on. That was a fun trip to Canada. To Quebec. Oh look, there's her shitty dog. That's dead.

0:54:27
Unknown_04: Move on from the dead dog.

Unknown_04: The iceberg of my relationships. Floating ice chunk. Oh, and it's cracking.

Unknown_05: That sucks. Do I really want them this badly or do I just want love songs?

Unknown_04: This kind of romance or nothing. I'll set him up and go outside. There's nothing cute about Pepe Le Pew. What?

Unknown_04: What? Is she in love with Pepe Le Pew?

0:54:58
Unknown_04: He is a charmer.

Unknown_04: Maybe she just like French boys. That's why she goes to Quebec.

Unknown_04: Me on the phone with my crush after they finally agreed to date me.

Unknown_04: She drew her vagina and it appears bloody.

Unknown_04: I believe there's a cut mark across her belly, and her eyes are red. She has horns as well, I believe. I thought those were red bunny ears at first, but then I believe they are horns.

Unknown_04: Oh, she's calmed down now because, uh, she's ta- Oh, I get it. It's like in... She's talking on the phone, now she's talking on the phone. Uh, she acquires more pelvis blood and she grows horns. Wait, what the fuck? Look at her arms. Look at her arm in this middle one.

0:55:32
Unknown_04: That's not how you draw- That's not how an arm works. Is her- Is her arm like the snake from, uh, Xavier, Renegade Angel? Because that's what it looks like to me.

Unknown_04: I do enjoy this art, this art is killing me.

Unknown_04: Wow, you look amazing, so skinny. Thanks, I've been super stressed out and depressed and I've adopted eating disorder habits to cope. That's not what you say, you just take the compliment. You go, thank you, crazy lady. Oh, this is her book.

0:56:09
Unknown_05: No, that's the back of the book.

Unknown_05: I actually, I really, as far as her, as our art goes, I do like her, her cover.

Unknown_04: Maybe it's just because I like the colors black and blue. You win me over with this cover lady.

Unknown_04: Oh, this is a video. Oh, this is exciting.

Unknown_09: Hey, I'm going to be in Toronto this weekend for TCAF, and I'll have cheap prints, I'll have comics, I'll have advanced copies of Nocturne. That's not going to be out until, like, not for another six months or so.

0:56:46
Unknown_09: And I guess I'm doing a panel on Sunday, which is going to be really weird and uncomfortable and fun.

Unknown_09: So you should come to Toronto for the Comics Fest and see me.

Unknown_09: Hey.

Unknown_04: You know, it's weird. Her voice is a lot more normal than I expected her voice to sound. Oh, and my Stream Me chat isn't showing. That's not good. Is my Stream Me stream working?

0:57:23
Unknown_04: Let's fix that right now. Then I'll show you guys something that that video reminded me of. But I do want to sort this out right now.

Unknown_05: No, my stream appears to be working on Stream Me.

Unknown_05: Hmm.

Unknown_05: Let me try refreshing it real quick.

Unknown_05: Let's see if the streaming people's.

Unknown_04: Yep. There they are. Okay. If it doesn't show up again, just let me know and I'll hit it with a wrench and fix it. That sucks. I would really like that to work consistently because chat's one of the best things about the internet.

0:57:54
Unknown_04: Uh, let's move on. What was I going to show you? Oh, that's right.

Unknown_04: She kind of looks like, um, she kind of looks like Yolande.

Unknown_05: So far from, from, from Diane or this weekend. Look at that. I'm right.

0:58:28
Unknown_05: I'm right. You can't tell me I'm not right. Look at the fucking haircut.

Unknown_05: I'm just saying. Don't hate the player, hate the game. I'm right.

Unknown_05: Looks nothing alike? Fuck you. I'm right in your own... Pre-order, this is her book.

Unknown_04: Once we've covered her book, it looks amazing, to be honest. I might buy her book.

0:59:01
Unknown_04: Chafing season? Oh, this lady's got thunder thighs.

Unknown_04: Look, her legs are all bloody because they're chafing so badly.

Unknown_05: What?

Unknown_05: Oh, no. Oh, no.

Unknown_04: Oh, no. This is unacceptable.

Unknown_04: This is unacceptable. I can't. Is this real?

Unknown_04: What?

Unknown_05: No, no, no, no.

0:59:34
Unknown_05: We're not doing this. This can't be real.

Unknown_04: Oversharing queer femme art in Montreal.

Unknown_04: Oh no. Oh no. She's.

Unknown_05: Oh no.

Unknown_05: Oh fuck. Oh Jesus Christ.

Unknown_05: It just keeps going. I keep scrolling down and it keeps coming.

Unknown_05: Oh no!

1:00:07
Unknown_05: All these... All these portraits!

Unknown_05: I can't believe this!

Unknown_05: How does one person put out so much garbage?

Unknown_05: Holy shit!

Unknown_05: Lady, you take the beautiful plain canvas that is the human body and you tarnish it.

Unknown_04: You destroy what God created. This is a befoulment of the humankind. Oh, and this lady looks like a skinny normal person and she's ruined now. Because, actually, you know what?

1:00:43
Unknown_04: This one isn't too bad. This is actually kind of stupid cute, but it's not ugly.

Unknown_04: Oh, but she's got so much other garbage on her arms. It looks kind of mousy and cute, but she's got, she's got whatever the fuck. It looks like a child took markers and scribbled on her.

Unknown_04: This is completely unacceptable and an abomination of the Lord.

Unknown_04: I can't believe I just find this shit. Look, I just keep scrolling and it keeps, ah, what the fuck?

1:01:17
Unknown_04: Who's the person that she got the tattoo on? Is this this one? This one's gone. Sad Paneer. I'm gonna find you, Sad Paneer. I wanna see what you are.

Unknown_04: Tell me what you are. My internet's going slow.

Unknown_05: Oh. I doxxed you, you fucker.

Unknown_05: Look, this is a different one. She's, like, covered in terrible tattoos.

1:01:51
Unknown_04: This is a French, French-Canadia article.

Unknown_04: Dons le qu'il de ses 25 quartiers de Montréal devers tout habitaire. But these pictures do not work. What if I switch my VPN on? Let me try it on my other browser.

Unknown_04: With the VPN in the Canadia. Does this work?

Unknown_04: No it does not. So this page is just dead. This site's dead.

Unknown_04: Sad Paneer is like a mystery. I guess this article is just about shitty tattoos that people get. I'm going to come back to you, lady.

1:02:29
Unknown_04: Tormentor of the human form and spirit. I will come back to you because I want to see more of this shit. We're going to go back to our lady.

Unknown_04: But can we just take a second to acknowledge that this is a fucking thing?

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_05: Rocking horse to welcome new baby roast. Who had a baby? Oh, these guys.

Unknown_04: Oh, thank God. I know I I lost my place. Fucking God, I hate this shit fucking website. Thank you.

1:03:03
Unknown_04: It feels like being like by acknowledging your own mental illness, emotional issues, you can quickly end up in a position where your validity of these feelings are easily doubted or questioned.

Unknown_04: It can be really difficult to trust yourself.

Unknown_04: Oh, and in this, uh, she's wearing a shirt that says crazy a lot, and she's inspecting your own brain. But inspection's a good thing, especially if you're considering getting, getting this as a tattoo, you might want to take your brain out and inspect it for a good second.

Unknown_04: Got into that article. It's about airplanes.

Unknown_04: Taxes ate up 75% of my money.

1:03:43
Unknown_04: Just in time for me to pack my things. Well, if you live in Seattle, the taxes are pretty high.

Unknown_05: No, it's just a hug. It's a nice hug.

Unknown_04: That's nice. I like hugs.

Unknown_04: Draw me like one of your French girls.

Unknown_04: I guess this is what happens if you ask the artist to draw you like one of your French Canadian girls.

Unknown_04: French Canadian? I'm the best. Check out this book cover I made for this incredible anthology among my favorite comic artists.

Unknown_05: No.

1:04:16
Unknown_04: I want to see more crazy stuff. Signs of health.

Unknown_04: Unhealthy boundaries.

Unknown_05: She has a lot of stuff on this. She has a lot of unhealthy boundaries I guess.

Unknown_05: One for myself, love y'all. Two ways to accept your choice by the end of the day at 7.30pm.

Unknown_05: Uh, here's a throwback I currently relate to. These aren't as interesting. Talked about wiping yourself with a tampon again.

1:04:49
Unknown_04: Wait, sold out? She sold? What?

Unknown_04: You know, I made a comment about the quality of her milkers in a previous art piece, but with her milkers such that they are in this drawing, I would rescind my previous statement and say that her boobs probably aren't as nice as I'd like to think.

Unknown_04: Let's continue.

Unknown_05: Three months sober today. Sober from what? From coke? Is that why you were doing coke with the strippers?

1:05:21
Unknown_05: What is, uh, what, what was her habit?

Unknown_05: Is it just alcohol? Now I feel, oh yeah, it must be.

Unknown_04: Cause she mentions AA. I feel bad for making fun of a drunk now. Not really. Uh, bad trip. Oh, so she was doing mushrooms too.

Unknown_04: Wait, she did an illustration about people with fungaphobia?

1:05:55
Unknown_04: Wow, okay.

Unknown_04: I guess that's what happens when you raise awareness of fungaphobics.

Unknown_04: Fungaphobic is a fun word. It's like a caveman word. Bunga, bunga, fungaphobic.

Unknown_04: The store is my prince for $10 a piece wholesale. Signing package, please email me. Oh, that's just her shilling some stuff, so I'm good.

Unknown_05: Pieces of merch.

Unknown_05: wrong. You do catch he keeps talking about how she doesn't want to fulfill her orders like you just sell your fucking prints dude.

1:06:30
Unknown_04: Tell me lady speak to me.

Unknown_02: Mom.

Unknown_04: Even the horse is standing her up. Is she a horse lady? Is she one of those girls that gets brought onto horses at like a young age?

Unknown_04: Cause, you know, those people are fucking crazy. Never date a girl that has a horse. Cause they're insane.

Unknown_04: If you have a horse and you're a woman, you're insane.

Unknown_04: More diary stuff. She's at Walmart. She's getting plants and then her plants spill and they die. That sucks.

1:07:03
Unknown_05: Valentine's Day sale buy one get one free.

Unknown_04: Oh He's throwing up her heart. She looks like a cat choking up a hairball on that first picture Oregon coast see these are all just pictures of her going outside. Why does she draw the buttholes on all the dogs?

Unknown_05: That's unnatural Let me skip through and see if I can find anything else that's really funny because these are kind of boring me

1:07:40
Unknown_04: You know what she looks like? I said she looked like Yolandi before. But now she's making me think of... of Ms. Swan from MADtv. Yeah! Yeah, there we go!

Unknown_04: There we go. That's much more apt.

Unknown_04: I think that's the winner. I think that's the winner. It's Ms. Swan.

Unknown_04: If I had a fuck one Joy Sparkles or Aiden Paladin, I don't know who Joy Sparkles is. If Joy Sparkles is the name of this lady, probably Aiden over this lady.

1:08:14
Unknown_05: Alright, let's go back to Tara.

Unknown_04: Oh, these are just her magazines.

Unknown_04: Anything else? Wait, what's this?

Unknown_04: I was thinking about how far I've come and I made a quick ode to my early twenties when I peed in jars in my room and had sex with anyone.

Unknown_04: Wow.

Unknown_04: What the fuck?

1:08:51
Unknown_05: Her dog is watching.

Unknown_05: Look at how she's splayed out. She looks like a fucking tarantula or something.

Unknown_04: Yeah, somebody is saying that they're putting triple parentheses around this chick in her art. Usually, artists that draw really badly like this and they have an obsession with bodily functions, there was another artist. I'll pull her stuff up in a second because it's kind of related. And I think I've tapped this well dry. But I do want to show one other thing that this person kind of reminds me of before I close it out. Because this is just a little test stream. I wasn't trying to take up too much time.

1:09:23
Unknown_04: Wow, holy shit, that's horrifying. The other one was bad. This one's actually fucking horrifying.

Unknown_04: I want to see this.

Unknown_04: If this page is still up, I want to see if this guy has a soy boy face. I guarantee you he does.

Unknown_05: Oh, it's this guy that she was with in this other picture.

1:09:59
Unknown_05: There's almost no pictures of him.

Unknown_05: His art's not- what the fuck? His art's like the exact same shit, but even worse. Is there like a collection of artists who just draw terribly? He had no soy boy face, but Jesus Christ.

Unknown_04: What's this?

Unknown_04: Tender to respite from the deafening world.

Unknown_04: Rely on yourself. He's peeing on his own burning foot.

1:10:31
Unknown_04: I can't believe there are so many of these people. And he gets tattoos and shit, what the fuck?

Unknown_05: This stuff makes me deeply uncomfortable.

Unknown_05: Yeah, I could fucking scroll down his too, because his shit's just as bad. I don't want to go back to Terra though, because she's got boobies.

1:11:12
Unknown_04: Is this what the life of an artist is like?

Unknown_04: I see now why they all go insane.

Unknown_04: Oh, that guy is her brother. That's not the guy she's fucking. The guy she was paddling with and swimming with was her brother and probably one of his friends.

Unknown_05: Every so often I get a compulsion to haphazardly hack away at my body hair regardless of whether or not anyone like me is going to see it.

Unknown_04: It's called taking care of yourself. Most people do that.

1:11:47
Unknown_04: Oh and this one she's peeing. Sticky note for... what the fuck?

Unknown_05: Tara... it's just her signature.

Unknown_05: Jesus I wonder if she's just inviting people to fuck her Look at that what else could that be interpreted as besides like a please fuck me And she's not the ugliest person This girl's kind of cute though Sorry, I'm just shopping for a girlfriend at this point.

1:12:34
Unknown_05: Oh fuck your weird artist people

Unknown_05: I pulled up her thing. Oh my god, she draws terribly too.

Unknown_04: Well hers is actually a lot better. At least there's like some color theory going on. Cause this is all spooky colors. I like spooky colors. I like the wolf. That's a scary looking wolf. This girl is a step up.

Unknown_04: The dog looks offended by his portrait.

Unknown_04: Cause look, he's like, bitch. Bitch.

1:13:06
Unknown_04: What the fuck? What the fuck did I do to deserve that? Is that her boyfriend? Oh, that's tiny Tim. That's scary. That's really creepy.

Unknown_04: Is she naked in this?

Unknown_04: I can't tell. Probably though.

Unknown_05: Oh, is this the woman that she went to Ireland with?

Unknown_04: I sure do enjoy stalking these people on Twitter or Instagram.

Unknown_04: Oh, her shoe came apart. That's sad.

1:13:41
Unknown_04: I think out of all the artists, this lady's the most attractive and the least terrible. I'm just gonna throw that out there.

Unknown_04: Actually, okay, I'm looking at chat right now. I'm wondering...

Unknown_04: What is there like a name for this kind of art because it's it's a thing now We had this woman and we have this woman or this guy and then we have this woman's tattoos Whatever the fuck you want to call these. I mean, is there like a name for this kind of art?

Unknown_05: Oh It's chat seems to be um, I

1:14:20
Unknown_04: Chat seems to be agreeing that it's called shit. Or Jewish. Or postmodern or outsider art. Artism. These are all great.

Unknown_04: Artism. Fart.

Unknown_04: Trash.

Unknown_04: Jewish tricks.

Unknown_04: But we love the nation of Israel here.

Unknown_04: Oh, this is the other lady. I'll come back to you, lady.

Unknown_05: Oh look, she's flashing people in the streets with her boo panties.

1:14:56
Unknown_05: That's cool.

Unknown_05: This is the one where she's masturbating through her panties and crying at the same time.

Unknown_04: When you realize that you haven't actually been attracted to anyone for like five years. So she has a clown with a sombrero as her t-shirt.

Unknown_04: She's crying and masturbating through her panties. She's got the clown sombrero t-shirt on.

Unknown_04: It's a commentary on mental illness, I think.

1:15:33
Unknown_04: What's this? Is this a video? What you building there? Is this the other lady? No, this is her.

Unknown_04: What are you building?

Unknown_04: Oh, it's a bed platform, she says.

Unknown_04: Okay, since I think I'm done. Oh God, I forgot about this. I was able to afford a biopsy when my left breast filled with cysts and tripled inside. So I'm just imagining that if you, like, if you took that titty, it's like a honeycomb and you could crush it between your hands and it would make like crunch, crunch, crunch noises, all the cysts pop.

1:16:08
Unknown_04: I just want that to be in your head as you think about this.

Unknown_04: Because I love you guys. I received treatments for countless UTIs and yeast infections and genital wart. Thanks to Planned Parenthood. So this is an advertisement for Planned Parenthood.

Unknown_04: If you have broken titties, you can go to Planned Parenthood and abort those cysts. Because they're just multi-celled organisms. They're not really titties.

1:16:51
Unknown_04: Her books. I don't care about her books.

Unknown_04: Hold up. Okay, this reminds me of something else. All these paintings, this is how you know great art, because it reminds you of other things that you like.

Unknown_05: Hold on if I can find it.

Unknown_05: I'm not going to be able to find this now anymore.

Unknown_04: Oh, here we go. This isn't what I was thinking about, but this is... Oh wait, this is it. This is it. Perfect, perfect. Bring this up on the Firefox.

1:17:24
Unknown_04: Here we go.

Unknown_04: She's a D.Va main.

Unknown_04: I don't know if D.Va bleeds into her panties while eating Cheetos, but she's got the mouth thing going on just perfectly.

Unknown_05: Originals for sale new prints don't care Oh Shiggity-diggity Shiggity-diggity Is there more is there because this is that that butthole and vagina picture.

1:18:10
Unknown_04: That's a little bit too spicy for Instagram and I

Unknown_02: Hey, I'm going to be a little late to my opening. I'll be there in like a half hour. But I'm bringing... Lady, stop being late to your own events. And some prints that I'm going to sign for you to buy.

Unknown_04: Lady.

Unknown_04: Why is she looking at her vagina? Do women do this?

Unknown_04: Do women do this? Do they squat over a fucking hand mirror and look at their vaginas?

Unknown_04: Goy Boat or Goy that I can't read that name. Goy Boat says I'm gonna kill myself. Please don't kill yourself. There's reasons to live.

1:18:45
Unknown_04: Bunny Von says they do not do this. Somebody else says that they do. Women do do this. Okay. Well, we're learning about women today. Is there more?

Unknown_05: No, it's not.

Unknown_05: Oh, she's still talking about her alcohol. That's sad. I don't want to hear about your alcoholism, lady.

Unknown_05: That's too sad for me. I just want to see you look at your vagina.

1:19:19
Unknown_05: Come visit my book signing? This is her advertisement for book signing, I guess.

Unknown_04: I want to move on to other stuff, but I keep scrolling down and I keep finding more funny stuff.

Unknown_04: Oh, no, here's her vagina one. My body, my choice.

Unknown_05: Hopefully there's more like this if I keep scrolling.

Unknown_05: Draw more buttholes. Oh, here's her ass pinning ones again. That was great. We've already been through that.

1:19:52
Unknown_05: Myra.

Unknown_05: Have I exhausted this?

Unknown_05: Here's one where she's just pooping.

Unknown_04: Okay, we have to. Okay, with that picture, we have to. Hold up.

Unknown_04: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pull this up, but I have to look for it now.

Unknown_04: Oh, I'm sorry. I know it's a thread that I made, and I don't make many threads, so it shouldn't take me too long to find it. But this woman, I might as well just pull up her thread once I find it.

1:20:27
Unknown_04: Because this woman, I can't not show you this after I've been watching, so apologies.

Unknown_05: This takes me a minute.

Unknown_05: It's an old story, but it's a good story.

Unknown_05: Look for this person.

Unknown_05: Really funny to me.

Unknown_05: I'm gonna have to ask for help from the Kiwi Farms people, but nobody's gonna know about it except for me.

1:21:06
Unknown_04: Basically there's this woman, I'll just tell you the backstory of how I found her.

Unknown_04: She is an artist for the New York Times.

Unknown_04: Ooh, hell yes. Fuck yes. I found it. Cause I'm the best. Took me five minutes, but I found it. So, okay. A long time ago, Twitter put it, or Buzzfeed put out this article saying this art and you'll see immediately her art style looks like every single one of these other people with their lazy minimalist shit.

Unknown_04: And, um, they're sitting on the toilet and said, this artist imagined famous woman throughout history on their periods. And it's beautiful.

1:21:46
Unknown_04: So right off the bat, you have this weird thing where, for instance, Queen Elizabeth I is the ultimate single lady. She refused to marry during her entire 45-year reign so as not to endanger her authority. Elizabeth wrote her own speeches, brought about a major religious settlement separating the Church of England from the Catholic Church of Rome. and led England through a golden age in which the arts flourished and the country regained internal peace. And she got her period. So the point of this is that she's a woman and she got her period and it didn't stop her from accomplishing anything. And it's just like...

1:22:26
Unknown_04: I'm looking at this, right, and I'm a man. You might not be able to hear it in my voice, but I am a man.

Unknown_04: And I'm thinking, why is she in the toilet? Because even women back there should have...

Unknown_04: Shouldn't have had like I think they they wore like cloth diapers and Those I mean like they would wash them they use reusable cloth or linen to stop the flow, right? I don't want to mean be gross, but they didn't just sit on the fucking toilet and And bleed into it all day. Yeah press X fuck you So right off the bat I'm like this doesn't make any fucking sense

1:23:04
Unknown_04: This does not make sense. And I said, wouldn't it be funny if we took these, if we edited these comics, right? And we made them about pooping. Like you just take that last line and you're just like, and she pooped. And that way you can make it like a pro-pooping expose about female empowerment and female pooping.

Unknown_04: So I looked up her Instagram, and again, you'll notice the art is very similar in that it has no lines. It's just like color smears.

1:23:41
Unknown_04: And this is her talking about pooping and how she uses it to multitask.

Unknown_04: And here's her advertising the squatty potty, which is something that you bring your knees up a little bit, so you poop easier if you have problems pooping, right?

Unknown_04: And then this is her talking about giving herself an enema. The closest to doing anal I will ever get. Pros, greater understanding of the butthole. Cons, weeping from a pain that had no end in sight. And I don't know, that sounds kind of bitch-made to me. If you're a lady, you should take up the butt. I don't know how a little bit of water puts you into agony, but she's like, even though my doctor physically confirmed my butthole was not blocked, I was pretty sure something needed a nudge. The internet presented enemas as a very effective and promising route, so I gathered my supplies and took to the bathroom floor.

1:24:17
Unknown_04: So this is her talking about her butthole.

Unknown_04: And I found her blog. And her blog is called, well this is her actual website where she posts the things that she wants to sell.

Unknown_04: But she runs something called the Cheeky Blog. Candid conversations about all things bodily and female.

1:24:57
Unknown_04: Talking about her being a little kid on the toilet and pooping.

Unknown_04: The search for my poop They're talking about things that she helps her poop and then there's this Women poop

Unknown_04: So I want you to know, when I looked at that original comic, and I laughed, and I made the joke that if you took the last line about periods and made it about poop, it would be a funny, like, parody. Her actual comics originally were about pooping, and she just changed it to be about periods so that she could sell this shit to the New York Times.

1:25:32
Unknown_04: This is real. She drew those. These are on her blog. This is not a joke. I didn't draw this myself, I promise you. I happen to love The Nation of Israel, but I did not draw these fucking comics. She did.

Unknown_04: And I made the joke, because this is one of her other comics. It's just the Sacagawea. They didn't have porcelain toilets, so she's just squatting over a fucking bush. And I make the joke that's like, do you want the Native American hair tampon?

1:26:15
Unknown_04: Or do you want to squat over a bush? And of course she just takes the bush like a civilized person.

Unknown_04: And this is her.

Unknown_04: She's talking about eating brie over Hanukkah. Just throwing that out there. About eating brie cheese and wine on Hanukkah. So if you're wondering, you know, why does this lady have butthole problems? Why can't she poo poo? It's probably because she eats brie and wine and nothing else.

Unknown_04: But this is her.

1:26:52
Unknown_04: She looks very greasy. You might want to also take a bath.

Unknown_04: That might help you poopoo.

Unknown_04: But yeah, I wanted to show you guys this because it was very funny to me. And I thought you guys would like it too.

Unknown_04: So is there anything else I can think of?

Unknown_04: Let's just scroll down and make sure I didn't miss anything particularly funny.

Unknown_04: This is her belly. She's drawn two things where she's crying and eating Cheetos and bleeding into her panties Actually, you know what I don't want to I don't want to hark on her too much I like terrible if she's got she's got character I want to look at I Want to look at this this lady's art her poo-poo art Is there anything I missed well Harry showed you that one I

1:27:47
Unknown_05: Wow, that's attractive.

Unknown_05: What's this?

Unknown_04: Politician, businesswoman, author, and lawyer, strategy. Stacey Abrams is an incredibly accomplished and dedicated leader, and she got her period. This is so shit. Like, you're obviously talking about poo.

Unknown_04: Wait, is there a Bush in this? Oh, God.

Unknown_04: Oh, geez, Louise.

Unknown_04: Full bush, and I mean down the, really?

1:28:21
Unknown_04: Is that like a Jewish thing? Does the bush go all the way down? People are pressing X to skip. Yeah, no, you're watching this. You're gonna be watching this with me.

Unknown_04: But I do not have anything else to show.

Unknown_04: Regarding this.

Unknown_05: Scroll down this. Oh yeah, I heard fucking... Is there anything amazing that I missed with this?

Unknown_05: What the fuck?

Unknown_04: Look, it's got a penis. Oh, those are testicles. That's like a dildo. Did she put this on somebody's body? Oh no. You know, if this was anything else other than shitty art, I would totally have been destroyed by YouTube at this point.

1:28:52
Unknown_04: That is a nasty belly button. Holy shit, that is a disgusting belly button. Ugh, looks like there's still fucking umbilical cord up in there.

Unknown_04: Oh jeez. This is getting hot and heavy. I like how even her fucking thick thighs, thin patience.

1:29:31
Unknown_05: Wow.

Unknown_05: Let's check out this Instagram.

Unknown_05: Oh jeez.

Unknown_04: Oh jeez. Oh God.

Unknown_04: Oh no!

Unknown_04: What the fuck? Oh, I thought there was something like stuck in her butt like a gem or something. That's just the arrowhead. Oh god.

Unknown_04: Oh no! Oh, this was a mistake.

Unknown_05: Oh.

Unknown_05: Even I wouldn't fuck this.

1:30:06
Unknown_04: Instagram this is art though. We're not looking at pornography. This is just art and this is an art review stream

Unknown_04: Your feminism isn't feminism unless it's intersectional. So you hear this if you're if you don't consider This beautiful if you don't consider This beautiful you don't consider this beautiful You got you can't call yourself a feminist. You got to just join the alt-right hail hitler 1488 In minecraft, you just you don't have any position in feminism though. You're not welcome

1:30:44
Unknown_04: I do like these hobgoblins though.

Unknown_05: These are beautiful. Let's see if I can find another really funny one. This girl's kind of cute. She looks damaged, but she's kind of cute. At least in that picture. What the fuck is this?

Unknown_05: What am I looking at? What part of the body is this? What is she putting on it?

1:31:15
Unknown_05: I have so many questions. I don't want to find out.

Unknown_05: I think that's it for this lady. I'm desperate to find another hilarious one like the fat lady.

Unknown_05: Oh, geez.

Unknown_04: Butch appreciates- oh, these are both women. Oh.

1:31:46
Unknown_04: Oh. No!

Unknown_04: Don't do it! Don't do it!

Unknown_05: Oh!

Unknown_05: Awful.

Unknown_05: Anything else? What else do you got for me?

Unknown_05: Oh, jeez.

Unknown_05: Holy shit.

Unknown_05: Holy fuck. That's a lot of stretch marks on that titty.

Unknown_04: That's a lot of stretch marks. Her name is Nina.

1:32:17
Unknown_05: Those are bad dude. Those are bad titties. Those are bad.

Unknown_05: That's on some- Oh, that's on somebody's body. I can't believe how gross people are.

Unknown_04: Take care of yourself. I hope my chat's taking ca- What the fuck?

Unknown_05: What the fuck? I can't... This is gross.

Unknown_04: I'm not okay with this.

Unknown_04: That's like too much vaginal hair. No boyfriends, no... So this lady is like a misandrist. She hates men. I'm sorry, wait, and this is like a snake that's spitting acid, but it's also her ovaries.

1:32:49
Unknown_04: That's not good. If your ovaries are spitting acid, you should seek medical help immediately.

Unknown_05: My sweet baby Uda modeling my shirt.

Unknown_04: I miss you baby. I miss you baby. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

1:33:51
Unknown_05: that kid is lucky to be dead. I don't think it's dead.

Unknown_04: I think she's, she got taken away or whatever. She or he chat seems to think that CPS got involved. Um, I know I don't want to accuse anybody of any criminal wrongdoing here on my art review stream, but I am going to take a guess that, uh, uh, Uta Uta and her, her mama went separate ways.

Unknown_04: I don't have any,

Unknown_04: Sorry, I don't have any facts to back that up, but I am going to take a guess and just say that's probably what happened.

1:34:24
Unknown_04: Oh, no, I said it was chat saying they're making them sad. Her art is becoming like violent as I scroll down.

Unknown_04: I'm enough, you certainly are.

Unknown_04: Oh, gosh, was that comment so cute underwear I made a while ago? One gorgeous petite bum. That's not a petite bum.

Unknown_05: That's an extra duty bum.

Unknown_05: Her face is kind of cute from that angle, but um, oh, oh gosh.

1:34:59
Unknown_05: That's not petite. Your definition of petite is incorrect.

Unknown_05: Well, that's not an attractive angle. She has a very masculine looking face.

Unknown_04: That's not an attractive picture either. I do like that tattoo kind of. It's a decent tattoo.

Unknown_04: It's certainly better than some of the other tattoos we've seen today. Maybe my standards are just plummeting the longer we do this.

Unknown_05: Ugh, I'm totally getting banned from YouTube today.

1:35:34
Unknown_04: Let's continue. We've already passed the point of horizon.

Unknown_06: Look shi- Fuck the Patreon- That's tattoos on somebody's body!

Unknown_05: I was hoping there was a name for the person who got the tattoo, but... Oh, let's check out this tattoo.

Unknown_04: An excellent outfit. Oh, it's not showing off a tattoo. I do agree though, those are some fantastic Garfield boy shorts. I would fucking check if she was wearing some Garfield boy shorts.

1:36:08
Unknown_04: Let's move on.

Unknown_04: These ladies are like intentionally horrifying to look at. I think they try to make themselves as ugly as possible. So that when like guys say I would never want to fuck you, they just go well that's the point.

Unknown_04: Like I'm only pretending to be retarded.

Unknown_05: My girlfriend's mom has Instagram, what does that mean to me?

Unknown_04: Is there new rules?

Unknown_04: I don't know if I was somebody's mom and I saw that my kid was doing this I would kill myself in Minecraft.

1:36:48
Unknown_05: I want to stop looking at these but I can't I just keep scrolling down there's more of them.

Unknown_05: I'm looking for a particularly bad one though.

Unknown_04: Can I get that web? Ooh, that's funny. Bored and bloated. Well, that's a good... Is that a tail? Is that like a furry tail? Does she have like a butt plug in her? Like a furry butt plug tail while she's taking this picture?

Unknown_04: I don't know.

Unknown_05: I'm not comfortable looking at this anymore though. I have to move on.

1:37:23
Unknown_05: Anything else?

Unknown_05: This phone case reminds me of how Christian would bling out his phone case. You can't set that on a fucking table though.

Unknown_05: This is obscene.

Unknown_05: Look at the shape of her nipples. That's like a flat boobie.

Unknown_05: That is one flat boobie.

1:37:55
Unknown_05: Anything else you got for me YouTube or Instagram or whatever the fuck I'm using right now One more bad one.

Unknown_04: Come on. Just give me a bad one I want to see something that horrifies me cuz we're getting we're getting like her Her tattoos should be getting worse as I go along cuz I'm going back in time Maybe she was just more careful with destroying people's bodies This is a guy don't touch unless I say so, okay, please tell me I

Unknown_04: Oh, she doesn't have an Instagram tag for this guy's tattoo. I would love to see that.

1:38:35
Unknown_05: That would have been a good one to sign off with, but... I didn't even intend to go this far. I just wanted to stream for maybe 10 minutes.

Unknown_05: This girl is way too cute in this picture to be doing this shit. Is she inviting people to sexually harass her?

Unknown_05: I don't know. Sexual harassment is wrong.

Unknown_05: That guy's not cute. Or that chick's not cute. Whatever the fuck it is.

Unknown_05: Is that the artist?

Unknown_05: What is with her- what is with her obsession with this like ogre creature that she keeps drawing?

1:39:18
Unknown_04: It's like a- like a worship. Because this is like a reoccurring character that she worships this fucking ugly ogre creature.

Unknown_05: Oh god.

Unknown_05: Oh, God. How do they allow this?

Unknown_04: Is that a curling iron? I can't tell if that's a curling iron or like one of those rabbits. That has to be a curling iron. Well, don't lick it. You're going to burn your tongue if that's a curling iron. Maybe that's why she looks so off color in this. She looks really bad in this. I wonder if it's because she keeps filleting curling irons that are scalding hot.

1:39:56
Unknown_05: Yeah, this is unacceptable. Don't hurt yourself by filleting a curling iron.

Unknown_05: Okay, that one's bad. Is there... What is this, Sid and Harley?

Unknown_05: That sucks. Oh, there's no tag for that one either.

Unknown_05: Is that what she looks like when she's not doing, like, poses?

Unknown_05: Yeah, she's really gross.

1:40:30
Unknown_05: Look, it's the ogre.

Unknown_04: I don't like this ogre. It's going to haunt me in my dreams.

Unknown_04: Taking down the citizen vintage vintage window today. Hint, you can buy anything. I don't want to buy that lady.

Unknown_05: Oh, please tell me that this is something that I can, oh, look at how gross that is.

Unknown_04: That's like actually vile. Oh, look, she has a percolator. If you don't know, a percolator is a really good way to make coffee.

1:41:09
Unknown_04: It's a really, the quality of the oil in the coffee when you use the percolator is a lot higher than, when you just use a traditional instant brewing mechanism. So if you want to make some good coffee, you use a percolator like that instead of one of those instant coffee machines.

Unknown_05: Just food for thought.

Unknown_05: I like coffee. Why does she have a thing of sriracha on her desk?

Unknown_04: Is she just eating that out of the fucking thing? I like sriracha too.

Unknown_04: But I wouldn't eat it raw.

1:41:51
Unknown_04: Oh, oh jeez. Oh this one. Okay, this is the one to end on.

Unknown_04: Oh no! Fuck, she took it down. Ah, fuck.

Unknown_04: Ooh, this is a hashtag. Tattooed by Batali. So hopefully I can find other people who have gotten these tattoos. I want one that's really gross and ugly. This chick is gothic though.

Unknown_05: She do nudies?

Unknown_05: Almost this lady is way too fit to be getting those ugly-ass fucking tattoos on her though She has an AK-47.

1:42:30
Unknown_04: Hey, that's Russian!

Unknown_05: Tur... Turya... Sebya. I don't know what that means I know what that means that says baby, but it's tattooed on the back of her neck like one of those barcode tattoos

Unknown_05: Hmm This is degenerate this is one of those people who would like be flashing Putin don't flash Putin the man has a wife Are these some of our other tattoos God, holy fuck. Oh geez. Okay. This is a winner This is a winner

1:43:15
Unknown_05: That is a beautiful monobrow.

Unknown_04: That is... Oh!

Unknown_04: Oh, that's beautiful! Mwah!

Unknown_04: That's perfect. People are saying gas. I don't think she needs any gas.

Unknown_05: She's perfect just the way she is. Is this actually... Is this actually a woman with, like, ovaries and shit?

1:43:49
Unknown_04: That looks like a woman's figure, but...

Unknown_04: This is a mystery chat. We're gonna find this one out together. We're gonna end this stream by finding out if this is a woman.

Unknown_05: This has to be a woman.

Unknown_05: It has to be a woman.

Unknown_05: Look, this is before she grew in that beautiful monobrow.

Unknown_05: That's a big honker. That's a large proboscis, everybody.

Unknown_05: You thinking what I'm thinking? That's right, she can probably smell really well.

1:44:22
Unknown_05: Oh jeez. This is like an almost normal haircut.

Unknown_04: Merci, boo, soar, I can't read French. This must be French Canadian. Is this, are all these people from French Canada? JF, you're surrounded on all sides by individuals with terrible taste in art.

1:44:58
Unknown_05: This is definitely a woman, I think.

Unknown_05: Let's see if I can scroll down like what is there like a before and after like if I scroll all I'm gonna hold page down until it stops loading shit and then Yeah, this is her oh Geez this is sad now look at how normal she was He had red hair and shit.

Unknown_04: I mean she looks like a person. Oh

1:45:31
Unknown_04: Oh how terrible.

Unknown_05: Oh look she's out in nature having fun like a person.

Unknown_05: Oh the ravages of time will consume us all.

Unknown_05: Oh people are saying she has no soul.

Unknown_05: You know this one was uh this one was for a boy.

Unknown_04: Back when she liked boys.

Unknown_04: I guess it's better to be this than whatever the fuck she is now.

1:46:06
Unknown_04: Oh, jeez.

Unknown_04: Oh, is this her natural hair? Look at this! She's a person! Oh, how sad. I'll bring this one up onto a different tab. We'll do a compare and contrast.

Unknown_04: Oh, this is her at a birthday party.

Unknown_04: She's a little bit too French for my taste, but it looks normal. Still looking normal. Oh, she's just got her first tattoo. I don't know what the fuck this is, but drawing on my leg to keep myself from getting bored. Oh, it's just a drawing. It's not even a tattoo, but we're getting there. Oh, there she is with a puppy dog.

1:46:39
Unknown_05: There she is with some braids.

Unknown_05: When were these pictures?

Unknown_05: June 1st, 2014.

Unknown_04: It's only been four years. Look!

Unknown_04: This was also in July, so she was trying to be, like, sexy.

Unknown_04: I guess. Probably for boys.

Unknown_04: Maybe not. Oh, there she is with boys.

Unknown_04: Oh, this is her family.

Unknown_04: Oh, look! Look! That- no, those are definitely her parents. They look like her.

1:47:11
Unknown_04: Oh, what a normal child you were.

Unknown_04: When does it happen? There it is! When is this? Is this a tattoo? Miss Y'all MTL. This was in 2015. Did she go to college?

Unknown_04: What happened? What happened to you? Look, her hair is blue in this picture. It's between April 20... Wait, no, it's there too.

Unknown_04: So this is her last normal picture, Lapsi Station, 2015. It has to be 2015. It's when she starts dying her hair and shit. And then it goes completely blue. Like the blue is like the evil consuming her spirit. She went to college and then

1:47:41
Unknown_04: But she's still with boys and stuff, I think. Maybe that's her gay friend. Are you her gay friend? That's a woman too. She went to college and became a homosexual. The X-Man was right. The gay agenda got her. She's quilting and stuff. I bet she doesn't quilt anymore. Quilting is a... Women don't quilt. That's a sign of the patriarchy. Yeah, she definitely becomes like a gay here. Oh, now she's got a tattoo. She's got the nose ring. She's doing the makeup weird. Her hair is blue. She's got this weird boy shirt on. Birthday selfie just because.

1:48:12
Unknown_04: Yep. She's with that girl still.

Unknown_04: This is them together. I guess she's still kind of normal here. She's just like a gay.

1:48:43
Unknown_04: Yeah, with my fabulous girlfriend, so that is, she's just a gay at this point. Going out.

Unknown_04: There, she's with friends. That's nice.

Unknown_04: Going up, going up. What year is this? She's looking kind of freaky now. Oh, this is the end of 2016. Oh, geez. Getting contemporary now.

Unknown_04: But I mean, that's not like subhuman, is it? I like short hair on girls, I'm just gonna say it. I don't like this though.

Unknown_05: Oh God.

1:49:21
Unknown_05: Gays, many such cases.

Unknown_04: Normal, kinda normal looking, kinda weird, kinda, oh, nope, there it is. Dip, die, rose. 2017, mid-2017, officially ruined.

Unknown_04: Completely ruined. Now she's doing this shit. Her girlfriend's got the pink hair and multiple piercings and gauges. Got the multiple nose piercings, tattoos, all over her body. 2017, ending of 2017, going back. Uh-oh, uh-oh, hitting critical mass. It's getting, all the gauges in her ears are getting bigger. The dog, oh no.

1:49:55
Unknown_04: Oh, we can't pull back. We can't pull back. It's Irver. It's Irver, everybody. It is E-R-V-E-R. It is Irver.

Unknown_05: We've lost her.

Unknown_04: And I think I'm going to call. I'm sorry if you wanted to call in today. I'm not going to do call-ins. I just wanted to test this.

Unknown_04: So we'll end with this song.

1:50:40
Unknown_00: Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind?

Unknown_00: Should auld acquaintance be forgot And days of auld land sign?

Unknown_00: For Auld Lang Syne, my dear For Auld Lang Syne We'll tuck a cop, oh, kindness yet For days of Auld Lang Syne

1:51:31
Unknown_00: We twa herean aboot the braes and poot the gowans fine

Unknown_00: But we've wandered many a weary fete Since days of old, land aside And we twarry peddled in the barn Fray morn and sun till dine

Unknown_00: But seas between us blade hereward Since days of Auld Lang Syne For Auld Lang Syne, my dear For Auld Lang Syne

1:52:31
Unknown_00: We'll tuck a cup, O kindness yet, For days of auld lang syne.

1:53:32
Unknown_00: And surely you'll be your pine stoop And surely I'll be mine And we'll tuck a couple kinds yet For Auld Lang Syne

Unknown_00: And there's a hand, my trusty fear, And he's a hand o' thine, And we'll ta' correct, get well he walked, For auld lang syne.

Unknown_00: For Auld Lang Syne, my dear For Auld Lang Syne We'll tuck a cup, oh kindness yet For Auld Lang Syne

1:54:43
Unknown_00: For Auld Lang Syne, my dear For Auld Lang Syne We'll tag a cup, oh kindness yet For Auld Lang Syne