Sunday Funday (with WARDAWG) 2018-11-04

0:00:20
Unknown_04: Well, if you can't have Jim, you might as well have the next best thing, right? See, Jim, Jim might think that it's not okay to stream snipe cancer streams or charity streams. But if stealing money from charities is good enough for the Wall Street Journal, it's good enough for us, motherfuckers. But we're gonna have fun today. We're gonna have fun whether it's allowed or not. We're totally gonna stream Smoke Monday Night because fuck him. I don't even believe Jim's story regarding that.

0:00:57
Unknown_04: If the issue then is that

Unknown_04: That you don't want to steal money, divert money from charity. But you want to do your stream. Just do your stream. And rig up even the same charity if you want to.

Unknown_04: Now, I am going to have to bash through some super chats. Because this is a gym stream, right? But I can't fucking do that. I can't. I don't know. What the fuck? What do I have to do, YouTube? I just want to make a fucking shekel. Is this anti-Semitism? Because look at this shit. I am over, what is that, six times the amount of hours required for approval. Almost five times the number of subscribers. But no, they won't fucking let me.

0:01:30
Unknown_04: Oh yeah, Jim's probably playing Red Dead Redemption. That's probably the best possible interpretation of that. And before anybody says I have no right to parody Jim, I'll have you know, if you go to my channel right now, it gives related or featured channels that are kind of in the same topic or the same audience. As you can clearly see, Jim is now a related channel. So I have the fucking right to parody him.

0:02:12
Unknown_04: It used to be the Ralph Retort in that slot.

Unknown_04: But the Ralph Retort ran ashore, and some bad shit happened. Oh, yeah, I'm also related to Narcissa Wright and Memology101. Actually, you know what? Don't say that it's bad, that I see some channels up there I might not want to be related to. I mean, Memology101 is a Mexican, and I don't know how I feel about that. YouTube is definitely firing some shots at me.

0:02:47
Unknown_04: But, yeah. Okay, what do I have to talk about? I don't have much. I did this just because people asked me to. And hopefully that's funny.

Unknown_04: Oh! Oh, okay. I do have something to show. I do have something to show. I promise. It won't just be me taking callers and talking about the gay frogs again. I'm wary of that X-Men guy. He's going to call in and he's going to talk about something. I know it's going to happen.

Unknown_04: But let's talk about... About this. No, not this. This. Get away.

0:03:21
Unknown_04: I don't know if you guys heard about this, but ComicsGate has officially killed two people. And they're catching up to the Kiwi Farms in terms of body count. We gotta start killing people in Minecraft to catch up with this. Because there was a black guy, I don't know if they have a picture of him, but he had done a race bending of Spider-Man, where Spider-Man's black.

Unknown_04: And I, you know, I'll talk about that in a second. But he basically, this guy was like,

Unknown_04: Oh, he killed two people. Okay, great.

Unknown_04: Two comic book people at a Kroger's, I think, where they were signing. And he was mad that Spider-Man was black in this guy's comics. Now, you know, I don't like black James Bond. I don't like a lot of the race spinning that they do. But in terms of superheroes that are safe to race spin...

0:03:58
Unknown_04: Spider-man's one of the safest because like New York City New York City has lots of black people I mean if a random person was bit by a radioactive spider in New York City like there's like a 50% chance that spider-man is gonna be Jewish there's a 25 like white people like the minority in New York City So Black Spider-Man's okay. I don't think that that's the... That's not going to be the straw that breaks my fucking back on this issue.

0:04:36
Unknown_04: White Mr. T. Yeah, let's see people get away with that. People would be getting shot over that shit.

Unknown_04: Yeah. Look at this fucking guy. He obviously is insane. Like, I know mental illness is thrown around a lot when somebody does, like, a motivated shooting, but his eye is bulging out of his body like a fucking hamster when you squeeze a hamster too tightly.

0:05:10
Unknown_06: That's sad.

Unknown_06: My interest.

Unknown_04: As a pre-teen blonde-haired blue-eyed in the 70s, I identify with Danny Rand rather than dark-skinned heroes.

Unknown_04: He does not have blue eyes. You're a fucking liar on top of a murderer. I can see your eyes. They're bulging out of your fucking head. That's not blue.

Unknown_04: Fucker.

Unknown_04: Don't lie to me.

Unknown_06: George, Georgie, Gregory Bush. I almost said George.

0:05:43
Unknown_06: All right.

Unknown_06: Other one.

Unknown_06: Okay, it's very rare that somebody calls me up or sends me an email and is just completely fucking insane.

Unknown_04: But this guy has done that.

Unknown_04: This guy, I don't want to read this in a yelling voice, but he's like, Hello, please read this entire message as it has crucial information. This is sent directly to me.

Unknown_04: Wardog is famous on YouTube.com.

0:06:14
Unknown_04: And he has millions of subscribers assigned by KMS and has a vexed video.

Unknown_04: Work with us, Noel Moon. We give you nice rewards. Well, I'm tempted.

Unknown_06: I want to see what this guy's up to. Oh, this is like an explanation video.

Unknown_06: Oh, I have to enable. Let me go back a little bit. I'm sorry.

0:06:52
Unknown_06: Wait, I fucking enabled the wrong audio. God damn it. I've never seen a stream like this on Twitch.

Unknown_34: On the 5th of July, a guy named Wardog started streaming in the RuneScape section. He proceeded to get fully naked on stream. He smoked from a meth pipe. He happily bent over in front of the camera and put a pen in his butt while his stream egged him on. He then lost the pen inside of him and tried desperately to retrieve it. He brought girls into his Skype call and began carving their initials into his skin with a kitchen knife. He ended up getting swatted halfway into the stream by the police and then continued streaming. The incredible thing was... Scratching the surface of what went on in this twitch stream. So why wasn't he banned you might ask? Well, he was banned around ten times every time he was banned He just made a new account and continued the stream right from where he left off. There was nothing twitch could do to stop him Is he actually on meth?

0:07:25
Unknown_13: You can't shut this down. You can't shut me down

Unknown_34: Before I explain what happened on the stream and the swatting, I will state this very clearly. I was really conflicted on whether I should make a video about this considering the events. The fact that thousands of people watch my videos, I feel morally responsible to inform and help protect and enact positive change.

0:07:57
Unknown_04: In a very strange way, I think I can do that with this video. I want to watch the videos from the source. We'll go back to that if people want it, but I do want to actually see his content.

Unknown_04: This is a message to Noel Moon and also all users of visitors on kiwifarms.com.

Unknown_06: I don't know who owns the site, but I feel really fucking bad for them.

0:08:39
Unknown_04: The alien spacecraft has just landed on Kiwi Farms. I am the alien spacecraft. This message was assigned by the alien god via the wireline. Wardog is famous on YouTube.com. Wardog have millions of subscribers. Wardog was assigned by the hacker god KMS to take over YouTube. Wardog is the sole creator of ISIS. Go listen to the ISIS theme song. I don't remember what it's called. Sword something. I don't speak a lot. Fuck, bitch. It says in the song at five seconds in and throughout it in English words, War Dog will be ready. And the rest is in ISIS language. It's beautiful. War Dog will be daddy. Okay.

0:09:14
Unknown_03: Is this you, War Dog?

Unknown_26: I'm streaming on Twitch.

Unknown_26: And I'm recording.

Unknown_26: I'm streaming on Twitch.

Unknown_26: I'm the king of Twitch. Nigga talk shit. Off with your head. I'll leave you laying in your graveyard bed. Fucking turn up 5,000 degrees. I ain't gonna freeze. 5,000 degrees, are they?

0:09:49
Unknown_26: I'm the nigga Nate. I don't hesitate to set a bitch straight. I go straight to the top. I ain't gonna stop till I drop. If you ever wondered what Crackhead...

Unknown_26: Wait, is this 20 minutes of hymns?

Unknown_05: Fuck that. Fuck that. I can't believe- What the fuck?

Unknown_26: Oh, there it is. I'm gonna get shut down for playing this fucking song.

0:10:32
Unknown_04: Hey, this is a lie. This is not the longest freestyle ever. This is not 20 minutes of freestyle free dog. Did he freestyle to the clashing swords? What the fuck? Something's on fire in the back of his room.

Unknown_26: Do you guys see that?

0:11:05
Unknown_04: Wardog will be dead in the ice Wardog will be dead in the ice

Unknown_04: Go back to the fire, WarDog! I wanna see it! No! God damn it! I wanna- What the fuck is this?

Unknown_26: Okay, does anybody in chat know what the fuck this is?

Unknown_22: I'm watching chat right now. What the fuck is this?

0:11:53
Unknown_22: Tweet me. I make personal videos for every follower I get. I am very viral. Alright, message transmission over. Join us or die.

Unknown_04: Oh, that's an alternative.

Unknown_04: I guess I'll join him. I mean, he looks pretty funny setting his fucking house on fire. Okay, what's this guy? He sent me a bunch of videos.

Unknown_04: Oh, this one's unavailable. I guess it's worse than the fucking ISIS freestyle rap. We own the internet and it got my dick wet.

0:12:28
Unknown_04: Wardog is the true hacker god. Thousands of Bitcoin every day. Oh, this nigga... This nigga is woke. He's got thousands of Bitcoin. Shit. I do want to be on his side now. He has a botnet with millions of slaves. Wardog created ISIS. Listen to Salil Al-Sawarin.

Unknown_06: Is this just the ISIS song?

Unknown_06: Ooh, I can rock this!

Unknown_04: Are you recording? Are you recording? I'm gonna make it good, are you recording?

0:13:02
Unknown_13: I wanna swoop in, I wanna be independent, I wanna hear what I'm doing, I'm going hard, like I own this yard, I'm like a boy.

Unknown_19: My nigga, my nigga, I pull the trigger. My nigga, my nigga, I ride for my niggas. I die for my niggas. My niggas, I try for my niggas. My nigga, I'm ham. I'm going ham. All the haters with a slam. When I walk through the door, I claim my jam. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm going hard like I own this yard.

Unknown_25: I'm going hard and ready.

Unknown_04: I'm going hard and nerdy.

Unknown_04: Let's pause this real quick. Let's do a head count. Press 1 if you think this guy is a ruse. Press 2 if you think this guy is really fucked up on meth. I want to see how many people think this guy is being real.

0:13:42
Unknown_06: Oh my god, the twos. The twos have blotted out the sun.

Unknown_04: Holy fuck, I guess we gotta go.

Unknown_20: Getting hurtin' as a squirt in her pussy. I put it up in her twat, I turn up till it's hot.

Unknown_20: I'm the nigga Nate. I don't have to think to set a bitch straight. I go straight to the top, I ain't gonna stop. Blood drop, pop, sizzlin', burn, you better wait.

0:14:14
Unknown_19: His username is WardogThePenophileLord. What the fuck? What the fuck?

Unknown_26: I'm the one half of my nigga's blunt. He's the runt of the

Unknown_26: What the fuck? He emailed me! This dude emailed me and sent me this shit.

Unknown_04: Okay, let's skip ahead a little bit.

0:14:49
Unknown_20: I'll lasso the branch and raise you to the sky. I want to hang you and I want you to die. I don't even have to try. I just pull the pulley and the lever goes up. That's what's up. My dick's wet. I'm smoking a cigarette. I browse the internet looking for the biggest dick I can suck. And I found blunts and dandruff.

Unknown_04: I browse the internet looking for the biggest dick I can suck. Please don't quote that out of context.

Unknown_19: Let's get together and masturbate. I'm that nigga Nate. Ejaculate.

Unknown_19: I'll be hacking y'all and then I'll be fucking raping your asshole.

Unknown_25: I'm gay.

0:15:21
Unknown_25: Still in 10, I'm here to win. I'm gonna break your fuckin' timing, I be ridin' Wait, wait, wait, hold up, back the fuck up, what are you saying? I'm ready for the bitch to suck me off. I'm getting hard, I'm getting, I'm getting hard when I think of a child. I'ma get fuckin' goddamn wild. I'ma break that 12-year-old's neck. I'ma fuckin' squirt it in. I'ma be in the pinch. Still in 10, I'm here to win. I'm gonna break your fuckin' timing, I be ridin', I

Unknown_25: juice i be fucking like i'm just like that pussy's loose and it wasn't all right that was cut cut cut cut good nate no how the fuck is this on youtube is this like is this like the uh elsagate videos where they put like subtle pedophile shit into one of the parts of the biosex explanations fuck you

0:16:17
Unknown_04: Why is there an ass?

Unknown_04: Is that legal? Is that like child porn in this fucking banner?

Unknown_06: Oh my god. How many fucking videos are there? Holy fuck.

Unknown_06: He has like one video per subscriber. Let's go to one that has like no views on it whatsoever.

Unknown_06: One with less than five views. Five views.

Unknown_06: Four views.

Unknown_06: Ooh, that one had four. I want four views. There we go. Okay, this guy's just called War Daddy. This is ten seconds long.

0:16:56
Unknown_04: If this is porn, I'm gonna be pissed off.

Unknown_11: What the fuck you want my goddamn heart for? This song is sick and it's feeling lit. I'm feeling lit as I'm spitting with a crit. I'm feeling lit. It's pretty sick.

Unknown_06: Fuck What the fuck This is okay.

Unknown_05: I did not expect this to be so so deep this fucking hole Look when I ran them this time Tessa the Queen

0:17:36
Unknown_26: Yo, Tessa, it's War Daddy, the famous war dog, the Muhammad from the West. I took my test. I'm better than the rest. I'm the best rapper alive. I seem like a beehive. I'm coming at you. Got a satchel. At you. I'm the best. I'm not gay. I'm pretty straight.

Unknown_04: He said in his other video he was gay. You're lying to me now, war dog.

Unknown_22: Better arm respect to me. Better arm respect to me. I'm true G. I'm OP. I got the squad. I'm God.

Unknown_04: I go hard.

Unknown_22: Want 2.7 million subs. I sell them all dubs. I mean mug. I'm a thug. I get the money in my pocket like it's right. I want it nice and tight. I want to fight for first. I got the thirst for first place leaving blood all over the place.

0:18:11
Unknown_04: Okay, I'm actually... Let me pull this right now. I'm going to go back to this and copy the channel URL and I'm going to archive this all to the Kiwi Farms like right now.

Unknown_04: Sorry, give me a second to archive this.

Unknown_06: Because I do want this. I want all of this. I want all of this to be archived on some kind of platinum hard drive that'll never go away.

Unknown_04: I want to send Mordog to the aliens so they can see what our planet is. So that they will destroy it.

0:18:48
Unknown_04: Okay. Okay, that's set up. I'm now archiving this.

Unknown_04: Check Jim's Twitter video. Was he making fun of me for making fun of him now?

Unknown_04: I hope so.

Unknown_06: That'd be funny. He was... No, it's Mr. Anti-Bullion.

0:19:23
Unknown_00: ...wagging your finger at people.

Unknown_00: I see you out there, doubters, naysayers, wagging your finger at people about this glorious stream that Monday Matt is doing, his charity fundraising stream to help out innocent children, bringing up absurd points that don't really matter, like how this is conveniently timed to happen right after what Ralph went through, like he's trying to hop on a bandwagon to generate a little bit of publicity for himself, or even more absurd, how Crouton T is a moderator in his chat, and how Sargon of Akkad is going to be a special guest this afternoon. And these people are all skeptics and liberalists, a group known for meme-stealing and co-opting anything they can to try to make a nickel out of it and turn it into an issue about them rather than anything else. You're acting like they're trying to take what's happening to Ralph and turn it into some platform to hashtag Gamergate 2 or something. I wag my finger back in your face, sir. Right back in your face. Don't be ridiculous. You people, you're crazy. You're acting like I've delayed Sunday Funny because I'm just trying to highlight how these people operate by putting a giant fucking spotlight right over their bullshit. Don't be silly. Donate to the kids.

0:20:03
Unknown_04: That's fine and all, but his stream's really boring, Jim.

Unknown_04: The only reason why I'm doing this is because people are bored.

Unknown_04: Let's go back to the meth guy.

Unknown_04: Because the meth guy is funny.

0:20:40
Unknown_07: Okay, let's see.

Unknown_04: War Dog was also found as a baby in Brazil with guns, food, and ammunition. What's how you... Oh, this is his website. Oh, his docs are... He sent me his information and I was... I was broadcasting that. I'm a fucking idiot. I should probably... I should probably vet this because I don't trust this whatsoever.

Unknown_04: Because I did see a video where he was shoving things up his ass and and on this website war dog stream Please don't crash it with traffic This is a gif page.

0:21:16
Unknown_06: Oh, yeah He did send me a video of something funny, and I want to play it.

Unknown_05: Where did he send me this?

Unknown_06: Oh, oh, this is it. This is it. Oh

Unknown_06: Is that KMS?

Unknown_26: Holy shit. No. That's Mr. Destructoid. I am back.

Unknown_04: Hey, don't ruin that shirt by stretching it out.

Unknown_26: I am back.

0:21:54
Unknown_26: I am back. Ready to go ham. Let's see what we got.

Unknown_04: What's he doing with his mouth? Is that like a mess thing? Where you like lick your lips constantly? Light bulb. Holy fuck.

Unknown_03: Don't do that. There's glass all over the place.

Unknown_26: Boom headshot. Mr. Destructor is here to destroy. Oh god.

Unknown_04: Wait, hold up. Go back. That fucking... Boom headshot. Look at that radiator. That shit's gonna catch on fire like his fucking sofa did at one point.

0:22:25
Unknown_26: Mr. Destructor is here to destroy.

Unknown_26: I am back. I will be destroying things non-stop, uploading weekly. I am the original Mr. Destructoid assigned by KMS. We will bring you home soon, Rory. Shout out to Cypher, Jones, Alex.

0:22:59
Unknown_04: Can I get this guy on the stream? It says Wardog Discord right there.

Unknown_04: But it doesn't have any information. I do want to talk to you, Mr. Wardog.

Unknown_06: Subscribe. What's his email address?

Unknown_06: Oh, I hate these.

0:23:33
Unknown_06: God damn it, Google. Fuck off.

Unknown_04: Give me the email address.

Unknown_04: Wait, I forgot. He emailed me. I could just email him. Like, from the email address he sent to me.

Unknown_04: I'm going to do that. Give me a second. Because I do want to talk to this guy if he decides to talk to me.

Unknown_04: I'll just send him the link to the Discord. If you guys see him in the Discord, I beg of you to get my attention somehow by screaming at me. Come to Siberia and tap on my door if this guy shows up.

Unknown_04: I am streaming and I would like to talk to you very much. XOXO. Okay.

0:24:09
Unknown_06: All right, that should work. That should work, guys. Mission accomplished.

Unknown_06: Uh... Wait, where did that other video go? He sent me two in this last email.

Unknown_05: Oh, there we go.

Unknown_04: Read my religion.

Unknown_05: Well, let's learn about religion, guys.

Unknown_05: Wait, this is a... Oh, God, this is a linked... This better not be fucking porn. All right, we're good.

Unknown_05: Oh, God.

Unknown_04: It's a fucking seizure, though. Wardog holds the connection to the alien god, Gachi. We would not be here without Gachi. We would suffer without his influence. He is the alien god.

0:24:41
Unknown_04: War Dog and Gachi have united the connection between aliens and Earth.

Unknown_04: War Dog has a 200 IQ alien. This has to be a joke.

Unknown_04: I wonder if the wardog.stream is like a puppeteer. Like some guy who is in the know with this War Dog guy and is setting this stuff up for him and feeding him stuff. Because I think the guy himself is genuine and crazy. But I get the feeling with this 200 IQ shit, that has to be something that's a joke.

0:25:15
Unknown_04: What do you guys think, chat?

Unknown_06: Do you guys think that somebody's in the know with this?

Unknown_06: I'll try to find another video. I do want to watch that other video.

Unknown_06: Is that Cam?

Unknown_06: Is Gachi like an actual thing? Somebody said to look him up.

0:25:50
Unknown_06: Somebody look up Gachi and tag me in Discord if it's something. Are you paying attention to it?

Unknown_04: Yeah, somebody said they're getting Jason Deagle Nation vibes, and I'm getting that as well. It does feel like that.

Unknown_04: I do enjoy his fucking videos, though.

Unknown_04: Holy shit. There's like a thousand of them.

Unknown_06: This has a girl in it. Let's watch this one.

Unknown_06: It's six seconds long.

Unknown_14: How do you feel?

Unknown_28: Oh, very. You are my god. You are an awesome young man. That's what it is.

Unknown_14: What the fuck? How do you feel?

Unknown_28: Oliver, you are my god. You are an awesome young man.

0:26:24
Unknown_04: Okay, I don't think this is fake anymore. Because that woman, that woman's fucked up.

Unknown_04: That woman's fucked up.

Unknown_04: I would like more of... Ooh!

Unknown_06: Wait, is this... Is Discord like... Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

Unknown_06: Hold up, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I'm gonna be saying.

Unknown_04: This invite is invalid or has expired. Fuck you. Don't do this to me. Don't you fucking do this to me. I was so close.

0:26:56
Unknown_06: I could almost taste it.

Unknown_06: Oh, god damn it. Oh, I'm so butthurt.

Unknown_06: Okay, let's watch this one.

0:27:27
Unknown_22: Yo, it's Wardog. Hi, Wardog. I'm Josh. I want to spit a rap. No, it's KMS.

Unknown_04: Wait, hold up. You see that weed up there, the top left?

Unknown_04: It's KMS.

Unknown_33: Okay. Okay.

Unknown_22: I'm gonna spin a rap, it's KMS.

Unknown_33: Okay, go.

Unknown_15: Play the fucking beat.

Unknown_15: Play the fucking beat. This one goes out to Nate. Yeah, dad.

Unknown_15: Yo.

0:27:58
Unknown_15: This one goes out to motherfucking Nate, nigga.

Unknown_04: Oh my, it's a fucking crack pipe just right there on the table.

Unknown_15: Yeah.

Unknown_22: Yo.

Unknown_22: I'm here, I'm chilling here with my boy fucking Nate. He's great. Let's get together and masturbate.

Unknown_22: They masquerade. He'll ejaculate.

Unknown_04: He's used the lyric, let's get together and masturbate, I think in every single one of his freestyle raps.

Unknown_04: Jacking off. And then I'm fucking hacking y'all.

Unknown_22: Now let me suck your dick up. And then blow a hiccup.

0:28:32
Unknown_22: Pick up my way, war dog.

Unknown_22: Just pull it on your fat hog. Squeeze the milk out of your penis.

Unknown_22: I'm a lyrical genius. You ain't seen us. Shave my legs with a penis. Razor, razor. He used that one too. He has like the same like repository of incredible fucking lyrics in his brain.

0:29:14
Unknown_04: And, uh... Yo.

Unknown_22: I want to suck Nate's dick. I want to suck Nate's dick.

Unknown_04: Is it wrong to make fun of people who are high on crystal math guys? Is it morally objectionable? Like sniping a cherry stream? Like a meat mustache on my fucking upper lip.

Unknown_22: And I'll just lick your fucking shaft. Like the side of it.

Unknown_22: Like that.

Unknown_22: Oh, yeah.

Unknown_22: Oliver, I love you too. You're my boy, Blue.

0:29:51
Unknown_04: And somebody asked, did he send this to himself? Yeah, he did. TheWardog at Wardog.stream sent me this. Yeah.

Unknown_04: I like dick all day. Why is the camera shaking? Is he like jerking off? I like Avon Goddess too. If this cuts to his penis, I'm going to have to... Reptilian, king of the DDoS.

Unknown_22: I'm a reptilian lizard boss. Let me suck your dick all day. Turns out that I'm gay. I am a fucking faggot.

0:30:23
Unknown_22: Can you slap your dick against my face like that?

Unknown_04: He said he was straight in the other rap. I'm getting fucking mixed messages, war dog.

Unknown_22: This is Prisoner Obama. I'm gonna suck his dick.

Unknown_04: He has to be masturbating. You can hear him breathing.

Unknown_04: Okay, somebody sent me this and said this is what gachi is.

Unknown_04: I think this is the edited porn stuff.

0:30:56
Unknown_07: Okay, that's his god.

Unknown_04: He has to be gay. There's no way he's not gay because he keeps saying he's gay.

Unknown_04: Hey, this is Ice Poseidon. Ice Poseidon, what are you doing?

Unknown_04: Are you doing crack with War Dog?

Unknown_22: Yo, Ice Poseidon, this is War Dog. You've watched me before. When I was doing some fucked up shit on Twitter, Twitch. I did that fucked up shit.

Unknown_04: Look at that stare.

Unknown_22: And 2,000 times on Twitch. And that's why I did that fucked up shit. Because I don't even give a fuck anymore. You've been bad on Twitch too. We both stream on YouTube. I stream real life shit now because I'm homeless. I'm living in hotels. I was maybe thinking maybe I could come live with you. Bring my $7,000.

0:31:35
Unknown_03: Live with Ice Poseidon.

Unknown_22: What do you think? I'm part of Team Mobley. The box drop was my idea.

Unknown_22: How did you like that, bro?

Unknown_22: Just jokes on you, bro. Anyways, what do you think?

Unknown_22: Why does he keep licking his lips?

Unknown_22: I have some priceless content for YouTube. 200 videos. About 50 of them are priceless content. Lighting my couch on fire, rocking back and forth, and burning a shirt.

0:32:08
Unknown_22: Filming the club shooter. Somebody shooting somebody in a club. Shooting bullets in the club with all the girls twerking. Hundreds of girls, me getting on the stage, rapping.

Unknown_04: Oh, he blinked finally.

Unknown_22: Filming somebody graffitiing while cops roll up on us.

Unknown_22: Talking to a cop about somebody pulling a knife on me, jacking my money.

Unknown_22: Suck your dick, guys.

Unknown_22: Spitting bars of venom faster than Eminem could ever rap.

Unknown_22: Many raps. Many, many different singles.

0:32:40
Unknown_22: Uh...

Unknown_22: Giving many shoutouts.

Unknown_22: Mr. Destructoid, smashing bombs, lamps.

Unknown_04: Methamphetamine gives you dry mouth. Destroying a whole room. He has to be on there. There's no way.

Unknown_22: Priceless commentary as they destroy it.

Unknown_22: Epic content. Looking for a YouTube channel to host. Can I?

Unknown_04: I desperately want his video where he puts his couch on fire. Team War Dog, will you respond, please?

Unknown_22: Respond to me.

0:33:14
Unknown_22: I can't find it. I hacked Tessa Brooks.

Unknown_22: Do you want me to hack Ice Poseidon next?

Unknown_22: Delete your YouTube channel?

Unknown_22: Respond to me or I'll punch you. Please respond. I love you, but do not ignore me because I'm desperate. I'm homeless. Let me be your best friend. I'll make you 20 million fucking subscribers on YouTube, brother. I should get this guy out to Siberia.

Unknown_06: I bet he would do well. Uh...

0:33:48
Unknown_06: Look, there's another link here. I want your Discord link.

Unknown_06: How do I have it? I'll just open the video.

Unknown_22: Calling on squad. My Discord was destroyed for the 13th time, so I'm going to leave it alone. I joined Howard Mobley's Discord. The guy who implanted a box in Ice Poseidon's house with a pile of dirt with a picture of Howard Mobley. He's going to do it again with a picture of Wardog. Yes, we made the news. Howard Mobley is my dad. Can I get this guy on Twitter?

0:34:20
Unknown_04: I desperately want to talk to you, WarDog.

Unknown_22: Account suspended. Ugh! WarDog, how do I get in touch?

Unknown_04: Please. Please.

Unknown_06: Alright, I'm mad. Yo, good work guys.

Unknown_22: We're making our way to 500 subscribers. It looks like a fucking Guido here. Let's go ham. I need all of you guys to help me get subs. Everybody spam the share button on all their sources. Everybody manually DM spam a link to the YouTube channel, Wardog the God. W-A-R-D-A-W-G, Wardog the God. And have them subscribe.

0:34:55
Unknown_22: Work hard to achieve this goal.

Unknown_04: He looks like the fucking guy from... 500 subscribers.

Unknown_22: We will celebrate with amazing content. I promise you. You will be satisfied. You will fucking have it stuck in your memory. Oh my god, did he just do that? Yes, he did.

Unknown_22: Now... Shout out to my buddy. Subscribe. Follow me on Wardog Swag on Snapchat. Wardog Swag. W-A-R-D-A-W-G-S-W-A-G.

0:35:31
Unknown_04: One of you normies with Snapchat, get him to come on the stream.

Unknown_22: Follow me on Twitter, WardogTheGod2.

Unknown_04: I'm 1.5 Mundane Mattress. Oh, my God, I'm at 600 viewers. Hello, everybody.

Unknown_22: We're watching a method.

Unknown_04: Stare at a camera.

Unknown_22: I have done a lot of work on Twitter. I have a lot of amazing videos on Twitter. I do a lot of videos on Twitter. Anyways, this is a shout-out to Marcus and Anne.

Unknown_04: He is not blanked at all.

Unknown_22: You are the best Odear in the world.

0:36:04
Unknown_22: I played League of Legends with Elo Buddy. I got the Diamond League three times.

Unknown_22: I held shift and held space.

Unknown_22: I held shift. Okay, hold up.

Unknown_04: I want to stream snipe. We're having too much fun. We played street hockey. We played basketball on the street.

Unknown_12: We went climbing through creeks and forests and stuff. We had bikes, man.

Unknown_31: Do kids have bikes anymore?

Unknown_12: Yeah, but they got like 18 training wheels and they're foam padded. Probably like electric, so they don't even got a pedal or anything.

Unknown_04: All of these people are fat and gross.

0:36:38
Unknown_31: It pisses me off a little bit, because as a kid, I'd come in and the sun would go down, and that meant you stopped playing, because you can't see the puck anymore, or you can't see the football.

Unknown_04: Holy fuck.

Unknown_31: Holy fuck.

Unknown_04: Watching this stream after watching this meth head is like digging brake pads into your fucking brain.

Unknown_22: And I had a healthy and held space. Perfect farm. Every single mob and shit on them with perfect rotation.

Unknown_03: Okay, press 1 if you want to see War Dog.

Unknown_04: Press 2 if you want to see Monday Night.

Unknown_22: If you're the best dude in the world, then I worship you. And I hope I get a shout-out from your friend who has a 300K subscriber YouTube channel. That would totally make me. I have 250 videos. If I get a shout-out on a 300K subscriber channel and I got massively lots of followers on my YouTube channel. It would make me. All my videos would go viral. What do you mean neither?

0:37:18
Unknown_01: War Dog would go viral.

Unknown_22: I would be in your debt for the next couple years. I would worship you. I would make a lot of videos about you. I would do crazy stuff in your name. Spray big cars your name. You name it. I have been on the news before for alien conspiracy. Alien technology. I have been the biggest hit on Skype. the biggest hit on Discord, the biggest hit on Snapchat. I am an alien god. I am the real god. I am a 2,000-year-old alien spirit that attracts and that entertains and sustains. I want to see this.

0:37:58
Unknown_04: Somebody said this is the most recent video they could find from WarDog. Let's see what this is.

Unknown_26: Yo, it's WarDaddy, WarDog the legend. I shaved my eyebrows for you.

Unknown_22: I know what you're up to. I haven't watched you in years. But I'm Wardog, and I used to watch you all the time. I was the best player in the world for 31 seasons. 31 times, I mean, rank one. And I fucking always watched you. I always tried to get a hold of you. Talked to you once, but some Aussie kids were screaming, he's horrible or some shit. He keeps trying to get into contact with people, but everybody neglects him because he's a crazy person.

0:38:36
Unknown_04: Wardog's a true god, the alien god with the squad.

Unknown_22: The best hacker alive, the cutest male ever to live. But I'm fat now. I'm fat. I'm going to leave him with it. I'm going to leave him with it. I'm going to leave him with it.

Unknown_22: Pop, sizzle, and burn. Reckful, wait your turn. You better earn your respect with me. I'm O.P. I'm a true G. I never floss.

Unknown_26: I D-Doss. J in the spot. I put it up in this bitch's twat. Turn it up till it's hot. Make it ring. Make her sing.

Unknown_26: I'm a big faggot. Cause I'm gay, bro. Cause I'm gay, bro. I rep the rainbow. I got the elf, bro. I'ma fuck you with my dragon dildo. Rekful, I'm gay, bro. I'm gay, bro. Fuck you with my dragon dildo.

0:39:08
Unknown_26: Rekful, it's daddy. Daddy is here. Have no fear. Learn to be good. I'll tell you what you should do.

Unknown_26: Join my crew. Pussy money. We dug into the truth. Still coming with it in the flow. Still perfect. Better get the turgent. Man, I'm splurging. Getting cash money. That's the urgent. Recful, join my Discord server. It's the true heaven. A place where it will make you happy all day long. You will be entertained all day long. It's better than streaming. So many horny...

0:39:41
Unknown_04: This Discord server is like my Valhalla. How do I get to your Discord server, warthog?

Unknown_26: wreck full i love you come back to daddy join my discord bring the squad i love you i'll reward you i'm a millionaire too i'm very rich i'm not a jew i'm coming through a part of my crew i'm a nazi god don't make me get the gas or you're running oh god i'm gonna get taken down gas a drew that's what i'm gonna do stick them i'm a i'm a stick them i'm a brick them i'm a

0:40:32
Unknown_26: Fuck your ass, Red Bull. I'ma fuck your ass, Red Bull. It's War Dog.

Unknown_22: Search me on YouTube and subscribe to my three channels. W-A-R-D-A-W-G. I have over 800 YouTube videos and 3,000 streams. I'm the best online, and I'm a small fish.

Unknown_21: Still. Help me get big, and I'll give you $50 million after I get $500 million for being the best rapper better than Eminem ever was. Peach fuzz on my dick. Put it in my chick.

Unknown_22: Man, I'll pop a chill. Fuck that girl named Jill. Then fucking do it for a thrill.

Unknown_21: I'ma go ham.

Unknown_21: This is a quote from Reckful. I'm going to go ahead and full trip, full trip, Nicky.

0:41:03
Unknown_21: Pop everything.

Unknown_21: She's tricking him. Kill, kill, kill. I got her songs on the plane, man.

Unknown_21: Popping a stampede, popping a stampede. Nigga shit, that's my quote. I made that up and you put it on your YouTube video. You said it was fucking, you said it was fucking, I can't remember his name, the hunter.

Unknown_21: The hunter that was in jail or the hunter that was ghetto on the streets.

Unknown_04: I'm more ghetto than him and I'm rich. He licks his lips. I can't stop noticing it. He licks his lips like a fucking lizard licking his eyeball like every three seconds.

0:41:39
Unknown_21: Anyways, I can't remember his name, but you said it was him, but I made that quote.

Unknown_21: I was carrying him. I was his warrior. I admit it, Cole. Anyways, I love you, Rick Cole. Can you contact me? Just comment to my small YouTube channel, WarDogTheMainChannel, or WarDogThePedophileLord.

Unknown_22: Comment on my main channel and sub, and I will get back to you. Or join my Discord. I'll put my Discord in the description, and you can join and talk to me directly. Talk to Daddy.

Unknown_26: Daddy, use a Matty, because use a Patty.

Unknown_05: I got a big dick.

Unknown_05: Oh, fuck! I didn't mean to. Oh, shit. I wanted to leave a comment.

Unknown_21: Fucking, I can't remember his name, the hunter. I love you, Rickful. Can you contact me?

0:42:13
Unknown_22: Or join my Discord. I'll put my Discord in the description and you can join and talk to me directly. Can you talk to Daddy? Daddy, you's a Maddy cause you's a Paddy.

Unknown_26: I got a big dick, feed it to you till you're sick. I do the trick. Jump through the hoop, tie the loop, tie the knot. I put it up in your twat even if you got a boy pussy. It's so juicy. I'm fresh. I don't talk about boy pussy. I'm best.

Unknown_26: Gotta chat a bitch straight from Beijing. All she does is scream like it's anime. I like the booty. Like the way it jiggle. Like the way it wiggle. I'll wiggle my worm. I'll earn. I'll burn. That's what I'ma do. Join my crew.

0:42:45
Unknown_22: I don't hate you because you're Jewish, but I think you're very ignorant because I am the real 2018 year old alien God, Holy Spirit. And there's KMS, who's a 71 million year old Holy Spirit alien. And then there's Avon goddess, who's a 72,000 year old alien goddess spirit that brings me back to life. I live for Avon goddess. So if she sees this, I love you, babe. Come back to me.

Unknown_21: Anyways, I love you.

Unknown_04: I love you all. Now let's ball.

Unknown_04: I love you too, Wardog, but please don't rape any children.

Unknown_06: It's bad, Wardog. You don't want to do that. I think that was his most recent.

0:43:24
Unknown_06: I think so. Wardog almost got arrested.

Unknown_18: Four rules to the streets, plus the one that goes without saying.

Unknown_18: Rule number one, be a thug. Rule number two, don't snitch.

Unknown_18: Is he like under a bridge right now? Yeah. Don't snitch. Rule number three, don't bitch. And rule number four, make money. Plus the plus one, you know. Have respect. Because it's deserved, you know. I just made $2,000.

Unknown_22: You did?

Unknown_18: Yeah. How? Streaming. Well, check it out, brother. This shit is gonna go viral, I bet. I bet. I bet, bro. He's like legit under a fucking bridge right now. This is gonna go viral, bro. I didn't do any of this.

0:43:56
Unknown_22: I'm just streaming it.

Unknown_18: Yeah. We're streaming it, bro. This is gonna go viral.

Unknown_04: Yeah, is there a cop? Oh, yeah. Oh fuck yeah, we're done Yeah, I didn't do it Me?

Unknown_22: No, where did it go? What the fuck?

Unknown_02: I got this recording of everything I've done. I haven't done nothing

0:44:34
Unknown_18: Cool man, thank you.

Unknown_31: You hear that thought? 6-4 Bellingham, check one.

Unknown_22: I don't do this kind of shit. Show me this.

0:45:09
Unknown_22: Yeah, there's proof on the stream. Yeah, there's proof on the stream.

Unknown_04: We just went over the rules thought. You said don't snitch. Yeah, rule number three, don't snitch. You're fucking... Well, he was done doing it.

Unknown_22: It was done. He was not doing it when I did it.

Unknown_02: I'm not saying you're doing anything wrong. I'm just letting you know. My stream called 911.

Unknown_02: No, you didn't.

Unknown_22: My stream did.

Unknown_02: No, you didn't.

Unknown_22: They say they did.

0:45:43
Unknown_02: No, we got a call from one of the businesses here saying they're watching you guys.

Unknown_22: On the stream?

Unknown_22: No.

Unknown_02: Correct.

Unknown_02: Has nothing to do with your stream. I know nothing about that. I'm saying the business owners in this area called us saying that you guys were out here vandalizing the building.

Unknown_24: We weren't?

Unknown_02: Yeah.

Unknown_02: That's what they said.

Unknown_24: What? Yeah. That's bullshit because I have a complete recording of everything I've done. I have not vandalized anything. We were walking past. Me and Joseph. Joseph, tell him.

Unknown_26: Yeah.

Unknown_24: We were just walking past and this guy said, hey, check this out. And he wanted to show us what he was doing. And I streamed it. I filmed it. I didn't vandalize anything, officer.

0:46:20
Unknown_04: All I'm thinking right now is if this fucking guy gets like a pat down for drugs, he is going to fucking jail. I don't know. I saw it.

Unknown_17: That shit is bad ass as fuck. That's all I'm saying. You know what I'm saying?

Unknown_24: Tell him I didn't vandalize anything. No, honestly, I didn't even do that shit.

Unknown_17: That shit is filthy as a fuck. That shit is so filthy. Tell him we didn't do anything.

Unknown_03: This female, but gone thought.

Unknown_18: Where were you? Where have you been?

0:46:51
Unknown_18: I've been up on Sunset.

Unknown_22: Officer, I don't vandalize. I'm a famous streamer. I live stream.

Unknown_14: I'm a famous YouTuber.

Unknown_18: Okay. Okay. There you go, Nathan.

Unknown_15: Thank you. Yeah. He was with me.

Unknown_18: Nathan Joseph. Thank you.

0:47:37
Unknown_24: Officer? Officer? Can I get a hug? Can I get a hug? For the stream?

Unknown_24: That was badass. That was some badass footage.

Unknown_04: That's them, not me, by the way.

0:48:08
Unknown_04: Wasn't it, Joseph?

Unknown_24: Three cops pull up on us. That was some badass footage.

Unknown_04: Oh, you know they have fucking drugs on them. Austin, a mod showed up!

Unknown_24: Hell yeah!

Unknown_26: I have a mod in my stream, finally!

Unknown_26: I'm the nigga Nate. I don't hesitate to set a bitch straight. I go straight to the top. I ain't gonna stop till I drop. Pop, sizzle, and burn. You better wait your turn. You better earn your respect with me. I'm a true motherfuckin' G. I got cops to my left and to my runaway to number one. One hit and you're done, son. I got my nigga Joseph by my side. We reppin' pride. We ain't got nothin' to hide.

0:48:42
Unknown_07: We cops don't got shit on us.

Unknown_26: We don't got no dirt. We turn it up till we squirt. We ain't got no hurt. We goin' to the top. We ain't gonna stop. 19 viewers in the chat.

Unknown_26: That's where the party at Okay Okay, wait hold up hold up let me go back to this I want to finish watching this video at least another minute of it because we got out to about a minute and a half Or I cut it off to watch this on Twitch

0:49:15
Unknown_34: Someone else will take action? It's about actually getting up and taking action because no one else will. Now let's begin with exactly what happened. I was in Discord with some friends of mine, and someone linked an odd shot of this guy doing jumping jacks while naked on Twitch. Apparently he was still alive. Naturally knowing that something crazy like this was going on, I went over to the stream. I head over and find this insane guy called Wardog is streaming while completely naked. When I say he's insane, I'm not saying it because he was streaming while naked. I'm saying it because this guy is literally insane. He's in a Skype call with a few people, one of which is a girl. Someone suggests that Wardog should cut the girl's initials into his arm with a knife. Normally, you would expect the girl to say, don't do that. But this girl actually encouraged him to do it. Horrifyingly enough, he goes to the kitchen and returns with a large knife. People continue to egg him on. At this point, enough people had reported the stream that an admin comes in and bans his channel. Wardog, however, is used to this happening, and a few minutes later he's back on Twitch with a new account.

0:51:13
Unknown_30: The text now subscriber you are trying to reach is not available. Please leave your message.

Unknown_05: Can I text him?

Unknown_05: Let me text him. Hold on. New conversation. Can I just send him a text message?

Unknown_05: I don't want to call him, goddammit. I want to send him a text message.

Unknown_05: Hey, WarDog, this is Null slash Jasper.

Unknown_04: I am doing a stream, and people love your shit. I'd love to talk.

0:51:48
Unknown_04: Give them my Discord ID. I want this guy.

Unknown_06: I want this guy right now. I want him.

Unknown_06: And, uh... Okay.

Unknown_06: Did it work?

Unknown_06: Yeah, it did. Okay.

Unknown_04: The text has gone out.

Unknown_04: Let's watch this guy stream some more of this video.

Unknown_13: Yes, I should. Do you want me to do it? Oh, my God.

Unknown_24: Oh, my God, do it.

0:52:19
Unknown_01: Is he going to cut himself?

Unknown_24: Make my camera bigger for this.

Unknown_01: Are you about to do what I think you're going to do? Oh, no. What is he going to do?

Unknown_34: I can't show you the clip of him doing that because it was pretty awful.

Unknown_04: I find it absolutely disgusting.

Unknown_34: The people in his call and his Twitch chat were egging him on to cut himself. And it wasn't just a one-time thing. He literally did this for the entire duration of the stream. He would create a new account and continue streaming uninterrupted after being banned. On one occasion after getting his stream back up, he takes out a meth pipe and starts smoking it. I'm not even joking. This guy was literally smoking meth on stream. I can't show that either for obvious reasons. So the Twitch admin was like in the chat trying to convince him

0:52:53
Unknown_04: to stop doing this because they're going to get in fucking legal trouble. He just stopped banning them.

0:53:26
Unknown_34: See?

Unknown_04: I promise you, somebody has propositioned me recently to start up my own streaming service. And if I do it, I want this shit on my service. I want Wardog to smoke crack and do jumping jacks with a pin in his ass. Wardog, I want you to break through my streaming service.

0:53:56
Unknown_34: through his nose and puked he didn't let this slow down the stream though after he continues cutting on stream i tell a girl from our discord called chelsea to add wardog on skype and get in the call and tell him to stop she joins the call and tries to encourage him to stop cutting himself and to turn the stream off wardog refuses to end the stream despite chelsea's best efforts wardog then tells chelsea he's gonna carve her name into his body at this point i messaged her to leave the call it was pretty obvious that there really was nothing she could do to get him to stop let me tell you about the psychological phenomenon known as the bystander effect Imagine someone just collapsed in the middle of a busy street. Imagine someone just collapsed in the middle of a busy street. Imagine someone just collapsed in the middle of a busy street. Imagine someone just collapsed in the middle of a busy street.

0:54:37
Unknown_04: Imagine someone just collapsed in the middle of a busy street. Imagine someone just collapsed in the middle of a busy street.

Unknown_34: Imagine someone just collapsed in the middle of a busy street. Imagine someone just collapsed in the middle of a busy street. Imagine someone just collapsed in the middle of a busy street. Imagine someone just collapsed in the middle of a busy street. I offer the idea to everyone in the Discord to call the police, because the guy very clearly needs help. We ended up finding out his name and calling the police from Google Hangouts.

Unknown_00: To our surprise, the operator said he was familiar with his name, and it's likely that he had been in trouble for something similar in the past.

0:55:13
Unknown_34: This is the call.

Unknown_26: Ugh, fuck off! Ruining my buzz with your 911 bullshit.

Unknown_34: just a little while later police show up at his house he tossed the meth pipe into the corner of his room he puts on clothes and answers the door the police begin searching his house finding the knife he had been using you can see the police in the reflection of the window picking up the knife and inspecting it with their flashlights the police weren't able to find the meth pipe he had hidden the police questioned him he managed to convince them that the call was a prank which it wasn't Is that the police? That's what you get. Rule number three, Fahad Afzal.

0:55:51
Unknown_04: No snitching.

Unknown_11: Okay, chat, you tell me.

Unknown_04: You tell me right fucking now. What's rule number three? What's WarDog's rule number three? Because we got to get this out there. What is rule number three? Because this motherfucker, Fahad Afzal, does not know the fucking rules.

Unknown_07: Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog!

0:56:23
Unknown_01: Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog! Free War Dog!

0:56:56
Unknown_01: Did you see those cops? Did you see the cops? Did you see the cops?

Unknown_34: The stream ended not long after the police arrived. I wanted to make this video so people understand the bystander effect and diffusion of responsibility. Why you shouldn't expect someone else to do something that needs to be done and that you should be the person to take action. This video was a real example of that happening. If you know about the bystander effect, you're more likely to take action when it's really needed.

0:57:29
Unknown_04: I feel morally responsible. Kill yourself in Minecraft, Fahad Afzal.

Unknown_04: In Minecraft, not in real life. I would have to call the police if you were doing it in real life.

Unknown_04: We went to this guy, went to Wardog, and we got his email address from the business contact. I forgot what it was. I'm going to pull that up again, and I want to try to add him on Skype through it. Because I am fucking hankering for this guy to come on the stream. I'm going to put in the work. We're going to make it fucking happen. We're going to free WarDog. And he's probably going to get my stream banned. But we're going to go to the extents required to get this guy on the stream.

0:58:10
Unknown_06: No results found for... He had other ones, though. Which one's this? It's just WarDog.

Unknown_06: the main channel know about at all what was the pedophile word one I'm gonna make this I have an audience I'm gonna take care of my audience I'm gonna I'm gonna patch this shit together we're gonna have some fucking war dog if it fucking kills me if this guy's alive I'm getting the war dog

0:59:10
Unknown_06: Is this not the Pedophile Lord one? I swear to God, one of these was called Pedophile Lord, and it was different from the other one. Can I just add him by phone number?

Unknown_06: No, no results found for that either. He linked some other channels. I'm sorry, this isn't on Firefox here, so you're not going to see it.

Unknown_04: This is the Pedophile Lord one.

Unknown_05: Wait, is this a Discord link?

0:59:43
Unknown_05: Oh my god, oh my... Ah, fuck! God damn it!

Unknown_05: Down... How the fuck do I get a hold of this guy?

Unknown_06: Wait, he sent me a link. Okay, I will show this.

Unknown_06: What the fuck is this? Oh, this is the email he sent me.

Unknown_06: But it's on...

Unknown_06: If you just go to wardog.stream slash kiwi dot html, you can read this email in full.

1:00:16
Unknown_04: There has to be a way. Has anybody in chat found this guy? A way to contact this guy?

Unknown_06: Yeah, I got the pedophile lord one. Okay.

Unknown_06: The soul creator. I'll leave this up while I dig around so you guys can read it.

Unknown_04: This guy looks like he's in the know. He came on yesterday. He has to know!

Unknown_04: Yeah, this nigga Nate. Nigga Nate is the guy that is wrangling him. But I think he's one of the crackheads. He was in that video where they were talking to the police. Where is his IP from? If his IP is from that area, I'll know for sure this guy is for real.

1:00:49
Unknown_06: From Washington.

Unknown_06: That's a proxy, though.

Unknown_06: Oh, wow.

Unknown_06: I'm so butt hurt right now.

Unknown_06: No replies, nothing on Hangouts, awww.

Unknown_04: I'm depressed guys, I need some fucking meth to fix my head right now because I can't, I've gone to the, I've used all my docks in Magic right now to try and find this fucking guy and it's just not working.

1:01:34
Unknown_06: Is this a different channel?

Unknown_06: Boredog's Chris.

Unknown_06: Chris, you schizophrenic little mutt.

Unknown_24: What do you have to say to me after reaching in my pockets and stealing everything I got? You got that. Speciality.

1:02:05
Unknown_24: Yet I'm your daddy, and you're just being hard for the camera. I would love to see this guy fight.

Unknown_24: Now, say hi to Mia, who is an angel Avon goddess who we're tweeting right now.

Unknown_25: What's up, Mia? Get naked.

Unknown_24: Start twerking, Mia. Because all I've been seeing is dudes out here.

Unknown_25: I want that butthole.

Unknown_22: Tell Mia she is Avon goddess.

Unknown_30: I won't know until I get Mia naked. Wait, isn't Mia myself?

Unknown_13: Me, myself, and I, I am KMS and Wardog.

1:02:40
Unknown_11: I control the internet. I have 32,000 million subscribers.

Unknown_22: I am off the charts as everybody who doesn't live under a rock online collects my data. Real talk. They all talk about me on Discord, Skype, Twitter, YouTube, Snapchat.

Unknown_04: Where the fuck are they? Look at all these homeless people walking in the background.

Unknown_22: Google. Urban Dictionary.

Unknown_22: I am God. This is my drone, Chris.

Unknown_07: He is programmed by KMS today, the ruler of the entire internet.

1:03:11
Unknown_22: The ruler of the entire internet is controlling Chris.

Unknown_22: Chris flipped me a sign from Lizard Squad, which is a gang of hackers in which I created, and Chris flipped me the sign so- Was- I'm pretty sure- Oh, it was Lorelei Bailey was the person that brought down Lizard Squad by fucking snitching, and as we all know, as we know, rule number three, no snitching.

Unknown_21: Somehow, today, and he doesn't know anything about Lizard Squad, so he is controlled.

Unknown_22: He is a drone.

Unknown_22: Chris suffers from schizophrenia, so he's always shit. I have to take care of this poor soul because I am God and he is my dog.

1:03:47
Unknown_22: If you love God, then you will come to us.

Unknown_22: You will live in our condo.

Unknown_22: You will be famous because we know 600 people on the street by name. Does this look like Washington to you guys, by the way? We sell drugs.

Unknown_22: Wargog, no! We're mean mugs. We're silence. Awkward, never. Clever.

Unknown_22: I reach for the sky as I replace the sun with your shine. I'ma rhyme like it's time. Let's get the sunshine on.

Unknown_07: I wanna see you in your thong. I knew how long you were great.

Unknown_22: I'm the nigga Nate.

Unknown_07: Let's get together and masturbate.

1:04:24
Unknown_04: He uses that line, let's get together and masturbate, in every single one of his fucking videos.

Unknown_06: I'm so mad.

Unknown_06: Alright, let's watch the mundane match stream again to punish ourselves.

Unknown_04: For the... To lacerate ourselves for the failure of not being able to get word on the stream. Oh god, there's V and Sargon. Fuck that.

Unknown_04: Literally anything else. Literally anything else besides that.

Unknown_04: No thank you.

1:05:01
Unknown_06: Fuck, let's take a caller.

Unknown_06: Let's get easy peasy. Easy peasy!

Unknown_23: Whoa, hold on. Let me just get my... Let me turn the sound off because we're echoing a bit.

Unknown_04: I caught you by surprise. I randomly decided to film this.

Unknown_23: Listen, Jesus fucking Christ, I tried to watch Monday Matt's shitty fucking stream, his pile of garbage, and it's very boring. And I tried to help him, to help you with my amazing personality, and tried to get on stream. They would not let me on under any circumstances. I repeatedly said, let me on, let me on, and one of his mods almost let me on, but he would not give me the information on how to get on. He just told me to go to Discord, and then no one helped me. And I don't like Monday Man, but I like charity, so I wanted to donate a few dollars, but one of the fucking mods muted me.

1:05:33
Unknown_04: Fuck you. You can't super chat money to charity if you're... Apparently. Apparently. And you know their mods are banning everybody in that fucking chat. So nobody's going to... Nobody's even... Like, if you're... Okay, listen. If you're doing like a charity... It's a fucking charity.

1:06:11
Unknown_23: It's a charity to let people talk shit they need to talk shit. Yeah, if you're... You're making money.

Unknown_04: Do you care about the kids or not, you fat fuck? If you're doing a charity stream, you should let people shit talk you. If people want to buy a tomato for the purposes of charity to throw it at you, you gotta fucking take the L, bro.

Unknown_23: And the worst part is, instead of letting me on the fucking stream, one of his fucking mods, it might be Zoom, but I don't know. He has Zoom in his name. He tells me, hey, just, you know, we're not going to let you on, but hang around on our Discord because we need to talk to you about something. I don't want to fucking talk to you. I don't want to be part of your gay ops. I just want to give some money to the fucking charity. I just want to go on to the fucking stream. I just want to go to the stream. That's all I want.

1:06:47
Unknown_04: Are you gonna die? Are you gonna die in the indignant outrage of us? I wanted to help the charity! I wanted to help the charity!

Unknown_23: That's all I wanted! Maybe, you know, call Monday Met Fat, maybe, just a little bit. But I wanted to help. And they wouldn't let me. A Jew is giving you money and you're saying no. It's like a fucking miracle happening. And you're denying it. You're rejecting the miracle.

1:07:23
Unknown_04: Look at Sargon in chat. Smuckles. He's appropriating smuckles now too. I really don't like Sargon. Everything Sargon does makes me nauseous. One of the worst things about Sargon is that he really thinks that memes...

Unknown_23: win elections he thinks he can influence politics with memes and he really wants 4chan and pole to like him and to be his personal army and he hates jim because pole and 4chan are willing to be his personal army because he doesn't try to make him do anything he just has fun i don't think sargon realizes that the majority of his subscribers do not care about his politics at all they just watch this week's stupid show and they don't give a fuck about anything else he does

1:08:15
Unknown_23: I don't know, I interacted with his subscribers briefly. I mean, if you go to any of his videos and say anything negative about him, they freak the fuck out. His subscribers, I think, are actual fucking retards who... You know, I'll eventually make a Sargon video, but I'm gonna... Oh, you reminded me of something that I'll move on to, but yeah.

Unknown_04: Like, Sargon should eat shit, basically.

Unknown_23: That's true.

Unknown_04: Yeah, I'll watch your video if you put it out.

Unknown_06: I'll advertise it. It's good. It's got to be good, though. Did you shut down? Did saying that make you shut down?

1:08:51
Unknown_04: I guess you're dead.

Unknown_04: Everybody press F for Easy Peasy. His house was demolished by a Palestinian missile from over the border. Before we move on to another caller, though, I do want to show you guys something. I opened up, just for emergency purposes, the ralphretort.com forum.theralphretort.com.

1:09:23
Unknown_04: So if something happens to his Discord and shit, he has like a place to go. His Discord and his Twitter, people can go someplace and talk to each other while something else is getting set up.

Unknown_04: But somebody took notice of this. Let me just go ahead and find that tweet.

Unknown_04: Somebody took notice of the fact that this was set up and made a big brain comment. Just one of the biggest brain comments I've ever seen.

Unknown_04: from anybody ever in the history of the world.

Unknown_04: Truly a masterpiece of commentary.

1:09:59
Unknown_04: I want to confirm, this Joseph Lancaster guy, give me thou memes, this is Kraut, right? This is Kraut.

Unknown_04: And there's a bit of a delay. My delay is higher than normal right now, but this is Kraut, right?

Unknown_06: I'll just give it a second.

Unknown_06: Okay, so this is Kraut. Somebody's confirmed it.

Unknown_06: Okay.

Unknown_06: Let's see where he says it. Is this all from yesterday? Why do you tweet so much?

Unknown_06: Shut the fuck up.

1:10:35
Unknown_06: Oh, okay. Here we go.

Unknown_06: He retweeted this from AntiFantomaBronx.

Unknown_04: And I think Bronx is somebody who everybody... I think that's one of the guys on that stream we were just looking at. That's shit.

Unknown_04: Anti-Fantoma tweeted this from the Terms of Service.

Unknown_04: You agree not to use the service to submit or link to any content which is defamatory, abusive, hateful, threatening, spam, or spam-like, likely to offend, contain adult or objectionable content, contains personal information of others, risks copyright infringement, encourages unlawful activity, etc., etc. Pretty fucking standard. In fact, if you go to zinforo.com slash community, probably slash help, and then go to Terms of Service...

1:11:10
Unknown_04: You'll see that exact content word for word. So this fucking big brain guy right here thought the default terms of service for Zenforo was some kind of hand-tailored masterwork of legal document that Ralph himself put together and he actually believes that this was something that was made specifically for the ralph or tort forum and not only him but uh fucking uh kraut apparently believed it too and then made a follow-up big brain tweet that says uh continuously violates cos a platform gets banned from the platform makes my own platform makes my own terms of service makes rules i continually continuously violate myself over years So, like, how, how, because this is supposed to be the smart guy, right, who wanted to make the Discord server with biologists and scientists and historians to put together videos. Like, that's that guy, right, the really fucking pretentious guy with the fake accent that tries to act really smart. He should know where to fucking stalk Terms of Service is, I think.

1:12:05
Unknown_04: So this kind of take is incredible in how it misses the forest for the trees. Do you realize something? Let me tell you something.

Unknown_04: They're going to come for you next. Because these people are all like the Brexit people. The Brexit people were the biggest baddies a couple years ago. It just got a lot more right over time very quickly. But now that they're toning it back again, they're raining it back in, they're going to come for you and your fucking shitty videos. By the way, Coach Redpill put out a video on his shit stream, basically using his background and history to tear apart Kraut's videos. It was pretty good. What he had to say was pretty interesting. Coach is a very strange person. I do like him.

1:12:48
Unknown_04: Oh, he was talking about this video, by the way. History does not repeat itself. Let me check my messages real quick.

1:13:23
Unknown_04: He has not responded. What time is it? It's not that fucking late in Washington. God damn it.

Unknown_04: Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering, I did hear that feedback regarding the terms of service, and I've updated the terms of service on the Ralph Retort forums to be something that's more accurate towards the day-to-day operation of the Ralph Retort forums, and hopefully people find this more agreeable.

Unknown_06: What's going on here? Talk to me, Sargon. The SPLC, okay, so they have this new website called changetheterms.com saying white supremacists are using online platforms for hate.

1:13:55
Unknown_12: It's time to change the terms. And it says here, reducing hate online. As internet platforms provide more opportunities for people around the world to connect, they also provided a forum for certain groups.

Unknown_04: Are they going to agree with this? I'm curious now. I want to hear it.

Unknown_12: March in Charlottesville, Virginia was organized with the use of Facebook, PayPal, and Discord. I don't want to hear you read Monday, Matt.

1:14:42
Unknown_12: How much of this are you going to read?

Unknown_33: Man, that is an amazing paragraph there.

Unknown_12: I love the way they're framing this, right?

Unknown_33: We've met with experts on terrorism, human rights, and technology to gather insights on how hate operates.

Unknown_04: Yeah, this guy sucks at rapping. What's hate planning now?

Unknown_33: You know, where's the hate? How can hate be stopped?

1:15:14
Unknown_30: When are they going to tackle jealousy? That's another human emotion that needs to be stopped. I'm going to say this, and this is going to sound controversial.

Unknown_31: Bring back Bully Hunters.

Unknown_04: Why are they against this? They were for Ralph being taken down. Why are they against this? The Bully Hunters, baby. Fuck this guy. I look at this, though, as being the antithesis to the Internet Bill of Rights.

Unknown_12: You know what I mean? That's where it's going to go.

Unknown_04: I really don't like these people, because they're hypocritical, above all else.

Unknown_06: Yeah, okay. Let's talk about Gab real quick.

1:15:48
Unknown_04: Because I don't know if you guys know this but gab's a huge piece of shit and the guy that runs it Andrew Torba is One of the worst like lead managers for any project I've ever seen if you don't know gab is essentially worth millions of dollars It's not just worth a million dollars in crowdfunding is they sold off like 49% of the company forever a million dollars they also also made like a gab coin like an ICO token and

Unknown_04: And that went for additional millions of dollars.

Unknown_04: And for some reason, for some reason, people keep giving this guy money, right? And he has completely wasted it. Let me go ahead and pull up on Firefox again. Let me go ahead and pull up the Gab kick fund me or whatever the fuck it's called.

Unknown_04: Gab kicks.

Unknown_06: And I'll show you what this guy did.

1:16:51
Unknown_06: But basically, they took a million dollars, right?

Unknown_04: And when you start up an online business for this, especially one that you know is going to have some heat, you want to buy an IP range so that you have your own IP space. You want to buy your own domain name, a reliable, top-level domain. That's bearish science.

Unknown_04: You want to buy Gab.com, which they're on now, as opposed to .ai. They probably got kicked off of .ai. I don't know the story behind this, but let me just pull this up on Firefox real quick. The original domain was Gab.ai. And if you go to Google real quick, or DuckDuckDo, and you type in Gabby, Gabbye,

1:17:29
Unknown_04: A Gabi is an assistant to the rabbi at a temple. It's like the second in command or one of the helpers that help run the temple. So I don't know. Torbo, when people pointed out that Gab.ai was a Jewish word, he got really fucking defensive about this shit. And he vehemently argued. Of course, he's not a neo-Nazi. He's not a neo-Nazi. He loves the Jews. He loves everybody. He's fine. This isn't a hate platform. But he's definitely not Gab, like, big height of insult. You can't say that Gab is Gabi. Like, that is completely untrue, and it's defamation.

1:18:03
Unknown_04: And he's definitely not Jewish.

Unknown_04: So, but you would want your IPs, you would want a .com domain from VeriSign. You would want these things in place. You would want your own servers. You would want to have, if you're given over a million dollars of other people's money to make a fucking social media platform, That you know is going to get in trouble because of people who are on it. You want to put these things in place so that when the heat comes, you're ready for it. And my shitty little fucking site has all those things I mentioned. We're on VeriSign. We're behind Cloudflare. We've got our own IPs. We've got our own hardware. We're in a data center. We've got a contract that can't be unilaterally severed. We are set. And I did this with no money.

1:18:35
Unknown_04: This guy with a million dollars couldn't think that far ahead. He hired a fucking Pajit to be his senior technical officer or something. Or chief technical officer. And the guy put him on fucking Microsoft CDN. You think Microsoft CDN is going to allow neo-Nazis and Lolicon? Of course not. So he gets kicked off Microsoft CDN. I think he tries to go on AWS, Amazon Web Services. Do you think Amazon's going to let him be on? No, of course not. They kick him off. He moves to Joyland, some CDN I've never heard of. Do they kick him off? Yes, they do. After the fucking synagogue jitter, he gets kicked off of that. And I don't even know if Gab is still up right now.

1:19:43
Unknown_04: No, it's not. So they're still bringing it back up. Again, you had years. You had years and millions of dollars to prepare for this, and the guy couldn't fucking do it. And I guess he's a good businessman, because I don't know if you guys know this, but Gab got its start Because early in 2016, the guy was publishing on Reddit slash the Donald. And that's where Gab got its origin. The guy was aggressively advertising it on the Donald.

Unknown_04: And I think they forked some open source PHP Twitter clone, and they customized it over time. Everything they did to the software over time made it less usable. More annoying, like it would lazy load everything so you would constantly see parts of the page loading in seconds after the main page did. He just made it work and look like shit.

1:20:19
Unknown_04: And he took none of the steps I mentioned before. He front loaded it with people that wouldn't fit on Twitter. And the people who wouldn't fit on Twitter are the far right. And I call this the 8chan problem. It's the 8chan problem. When you have a website that is some other existing service, but for people who are banned from it, your community is going to be those people. It's just going to be those people. You make an alternative to 4chan that's 4chan for people on a website that's banned, Gamergate, Neo-Nazis, and Lolicon. What are you gonna get? You're gonna get 4chan for Gamergate, Neo-Nazis, and pedophiles. And that's exactly what happened with 8chan. And when I worked on it, I really wanted to make it more. And I thought the way to do that would be to internationalize it. And because we had an Egyptian board, we had a Polish board, we had a Brazilian board that was kind of big. And I was like, that's the way to go. Make 4chan, but make it for many different languages in many different countries and help people, you know, by using Tor, help people from the Middle East get in. And that never happened. Instead, it was Gamergate, neo-Nazis, and pedophiles. And that killed 8chan.

1:21:32
Unknown_04: As far as I'm aware, or as far as I'm concerned, the only good board on 8chan is Cal. And not because of Cal's content, but because of the IBS cyclical thread. That's the only thread on the entire site worth of shit.

Unknown_04: And Gab's got the same issues. You've just got people banned from Twitter. And nobody, no normal person, no celebrity, President Trump is never going to join a Twitter with synagogue shooters. And I'm sorry, but that's what it is.

1:22:10
Unknown_04: So this fucking guy, he's technologically incompetent. And the only thing he seemed to be able to do was to crowdfund a million dollars from people. And it's kind of like, it's actually very apropos. It reminds me of something.

Unknown_04: Hold on, let me pull up a clip. Maybe you guys will agree with me if this kind of reminds you of Gab.

1:22:57
Unknown_04: Just burn through that fucking money as much as possible. Make it as unpopular with the mainstream as possible.

Unknown_04: And just fucking burn that funding money. Yeah.

Unknown_18: Uh, just say the line. There we go.

1:23:34
Unknown_03: Ah, just perfect.

Unknown_04: Just perfect. This is the best allegory possibly for fucking Gab.

Unknown_04: They want to burn all their investment money. They're burning it on themselves. They're writing themselves fat fucking checks. I don't know... I don't know how... Do you know where they're hosted right now? I want to pull this up. I want you guys to see this tweet. Because this tweet is actually... It makes my fucking blood boil. It makes me angry. As an expat living in the log cabins of Siberia, this tweet makes me actually fucking upset. This guy posts more on fucking Twitter than he does on his own platform.

1:24:08
Unknown_04: I guess you can only post so many fucking neo-Nazi memes.

Unknown_06: Oh, I'm gonna left roll.

Unknown_06: Look, he's losing his fucking mind.

Unknown_04: Oh, now he wants the Pizzagate guys. Yeah, let's have Twitter for Pizzagate, Neo-Nazis, and QAnon. That's gonna be a fantastic service. That's gonna be financially fucking stable.

Unknown_04: Let's see, let's see. Where is it?

Unknown_04: He says something like, I had to get off of America. America...

1:24:42
Unknown_04: I can't find it. God damn it. But his host is... There's like an anime host in Belgium or something where they're hosted right now. So this guy, he made a tweet like, we had to leave the United States to get freedom of speech. Think about that. That's one of my favorite expressions, by the way. Think about that. Let that sink in.

Unknown_04: Anybody... Let me just put this out there right now.

1:25:14
Unknown_05: If you use the term...

Unknown_05: If you use the term, let that sink in, I fucking hate you.

Unknown_04: You should drown in lava in Minecraft. Because the audacity of somebody to say that the profundity of my previous statement was so immense that you need to fucking sit down and let that shit simmer. The magnitude of my wisdom impaled in your brain right now needs a fucking second to digest. Like, no, nigga, you ain't that fucking clever. You did not need to leave the United States. You chose to take your hosting service out of the fucking United States. You chose to do that, and it was a dumb decision, because guess what? Guess what laws they have in the Netherlands and Belgium and all across the EU? Holocaust denial laws. Let's see how well neo-Nazi Twitter does in a country with Holocaust denial laws. I'll give you a fucking hint.

1:25:47
Unknown_04: It ain't gonna last too long.

Unknown_04: And I don't know, maybe he might ban Holocaust. No, because he banned a bunch of shit. He banned Lolicon, which if you're trying to be as hardline freedom of speech as possible, that's something you got to put up with. Sorry, I'm just going to say it.

1:26:21
Unknown_04: Like, it's fucking comically hypocritical to say, I'm going to allow as much as possible that's legal, and then I'm going to ban drawings that I don't like. Sorry, you just kind of put up with it but he banned that when apple store and uh, The google play store said you have to add like a check box to mark things not safe for work Uh, he he capitulated to that too

1:26:59
Unknown_04: And he added that. And that was early on. That was early on where he basically capitulated to big companies. And he's done this constantly. He's done this constantly where he said, okay, if I want to make money, So we're going to do what the big companies say. And then he does what the big companies say. His Twitter clone is worse off than it would have been if he had just told him to fuck off. If he had not focused on making Android and iPhone apps and just focused on making a good web application. It's worse off. And then they fuck him anyways. Because of course they are. And he's going to get kicked off of Stripe. He's going to get kicked off of PayPal. He's going to get kicked off of everything. and he's going to be sitting there you know paying he's going to pay himself of course he's going to write himself big fucking checks and his infrastructure will be in tatters and he has no fucking idea what he's doing and people are going to be out their money and that's what's going to happen with gab uh yeah like nobody social media itself does not make money It does not make money. And if you're going into the social media business, you're making something for a bigger entity. You're either YouTube writing on the coattails of Facebook, or sorry, on Google AdSense, or you're Facebook and you're selling data, or you're Twitter and you're just thriving off of angel investing in political organizations using YouTube to advertise for their political agents. That's all it is. And Gab cannot make its money. It can't make its money through conventional means. And if it wants to be freedom of speech, Twitter, good fucking luck, because freedom of speech is not profitable. That's the entire point. They shut that shit down. This guy has no fucking idea what he's doing, and people have lost their fucking money. If you gave this guy money, you lost it. I'm sorry. It's gone. You'll never see it again.

1:28:39
Unknown_04: Um, but as far as having to move outside of the United States, he didn't have to move outside the United States. Uh, he just wanted to, or somebody told him like people in the United States were offering him hosting services. I would know because I was on the short list of it.

Unknown_04: Uh, and he turned it down to go host in a European country. That's going to kick him off once they realized that his entire website is basically Holocaust and now in illegal where he's at.

1:29:17
Unknown_04: okay somebody gave me what looks like his his uh war dogs active discord so i'm gonna try to add him is he it looks like he's just banned because i'm not even seeing these these uh uh war dog i i need you on my stream more dog if you're out there yeah like if i try to add him as a friend it doesn't even let me

Unknown_06: Oh, there's a bunch of invoices. I'm going to try them all. I need to get on the war dog.

Unknown_06: It's hard to interrupt my rant with more war dog stalking.

Unknown_06: This Twitter actually works. Let me add him.

1:30:18
Unknown_06: What does chat say? I'll interact with chat a bit.

Unknown_04: What do you guys think about Gab? Do you think it's fucked like me? Are you blackpilled on the Gab question?

Unknown_04: I think it's fucked.

Unknown_06: I have no belief whatsoever that Andrew Torba can save his platform.

Unknown_06: Fucked.

Unknown_06: People keep saying he's in jail. I don't think he's in jail.

1:30:51
Unknown_06: Black gab All right, let me try I see I have somebody sent me a paste bin with information I'm gonna try calling these numbers hold up I'm calling now one of the two numbers that I have. I don't have four different numbers for him. I

Unknown_06: Is it gonna ring?

Unknown_06: That one's not even ringing.

Unknown_06: Try a different one.

Unknown_06: Why do you have four different numbers, WarDog?

Unknown_06: Call failed to connect because the number was busy. I wonder if that's his.

1:31:50
Unknown_06: Very different one. This is the last one I got. After that, I'll take a call.

Unknown_06: This one's ringing. Oh, there it is.

Unknown_06: Hello? Hi, is this Wardog?

Unknown_29: Who?

Unknown_06: Wardog. Nathan something?

Unknown_06: Sorry, wrong number. My bad.

Unknown_06: Ah, that's disappointing.

Unknown_06: I got the wrong number because he changes his number like every 30 seconds.

1:32:26
Unknown_04: Why is his social security number in this paste pen? Who the fuck sent me this? I don't want his social security number, begone. You fucker.

Unknown_06: Trying to get me in trouble. All right, I'll take a call.

Unknown_06: Dr. Richard Timmons.

Unknown_16: Oh, how's it going? Man, what a fucking day. I know, right? Jesus Christ. Not only did we get the excellent... I mean, the fucking phenomenal War Dog. A little bit of woke Josh posting. A little bit of actually informative talk. A lot regarding Gab.

1:33:02
Unknown_04: I'm surprised people don't know the story with Gab. I thought that was all common knowledge.

Unknown_16: Not just Gab, but more...

Unknown_16: more kind of one of the fundamental issues that is going to be faced with the whole monopolized internet thing where it's like well now people are listening because it happened to fucking ralph

Unknown_16: Yeah, but, I mean, even then, like, what are you going to do? Now you're going to get... Hey, sorry, Andrew Torba just tweeted this out.

1:33:37
Unknown_04: So many hot takes from earlier this week are about to be destroyed. Which do you think? How seriously should you take the hot takes from people who are consistently full of it? Andrew, if you're watching this right now, sunset yourself. Refund people's money. Hire people who know what they're doing. Do anything besides host in fucking Europe. Retard. Sorry.

Unknown_16: Oh, no, it's fine. Um...

Unknown_16: jesus uh okay well let me let me go back to what i originally had in mind for hopping in the call um i've been awake since midnight looking into um various top autists of the fitness community um and and it's just it's got me it's got me pondering you've been doing this longer than i have uh are there any Like, specific communities that just have the tastiest lolcows for you.

1:34:25
Unknown_04: Tasty. I wouldn't describe anybody besides War Dog as tasty. What specifically are you looking for?

Unknown_16: Well, like, I listened, there was, Jesus Christ, my spaghetti.

Unknown_16: Dan Carlin has a podcast, Hardcore History. There's one episode, he's talking about Step Nomads. and how there are various like crucibles of civilizations like Mesopotamia, the Norse. Like, is there a specific part of the internet that you've found just has, just forges the most autistic people furries i guess that's the obvious answer though uh furries are pretty bad uh i mean really any community that's sufficiently cut off from the mainstream is going to develop crazy people is what what really drives crazy a person can only be so crazy on their own

1:35:02
Unknown_04: You have to be around other people, and you have to be cut off from reality checks in order to really develop a kind of psychosis that is interesting as far as a third-person perspective goes.

1:35:45
Unknown_16: So for instance, you might say Siberian log cabins would be an example of that.

Unknown_04: Yeah, that's why Russians are so crazy, because they're cut off from the international community, they're cut off from media and stuff. There really is no baseline for a lot of people who are super poor like that.

Unknown_04: But, I mean, there's the free open source community is also pretty crazy. I imagine there are a bunch of fitness gurus who are crazy. There's lots of little niche communities. Here's an example. One of the most surprisingly aggressive, psychotic groups of people that I've seen hosting the Kiwi Farms

1:36:29
Unknown_04: is the Sims 3 modding community. One of my users made a thread about how they have mods for fucking children in The Sims 3.

Unknown_04: And when we threw this thread up, it was just some lazy, shitty thread for people to gawk at and move on. But one of the admins of a blog for the Sims 3 modding community started posting pictures of me and posting shit from Encyclopedia Dramatica on their Sims 3 modding blog saying that I fuck kids and stuff. They went absolutely apeshit over this idea that their community was not looked upon in the brightest light. So yeah, you shine light. That's why the Kiwi Farms is so spread thin. We'll throw a thread up about anything we want to, You know months or years later. We've had threads bumped from 2013 by the people that they're about Like you just you just got to cover all your bases and have something up there You got to archive your stuff and eventually crazy might find you A little anecdote Sorry, my internet shat out on me in the middle of that.

1:37:38
Unknown_16: I

Unknown_16: You mentioned the FOSS community.

Unknown_04: Free open source software. That's the Richard Stallman people.

Unknown_16: Yeah, I'm well aware. Like who?

Unknown_04: Just for people who... Richard Stallman himself is pretty fucking crazy, but he's also enlightened beyond human comprehension. So of course he's going to look crazy to us. Us mere mortals. Come on, man.

Unknown_16: You know you're top tier woke when you're eating shit off the bottom of your foot.

Unknown_04: There was I remember very specifically when me and Frederick were working on a Chen he was involved in a a I Can't let me second to gather my thoughts there was a a

1:38:21
Unknown_04: a patreon.com alternative with a free open source software uh platform like the patreon thing itself was open source i i don't remember what it was called um but it was ran by a guy who eventually was forced to take frederick and hn off of the platform And Frederick bantered with this guy a little bit. Just a little bit. And was like, he used logic on him. Like, well, if you take me down, then you also need to take this down. And Frederick just used a little bit of banter like that. And the guy completely lost his shit. Not hatred on him. Something else. It's like, tip me or something. Uh...

Unknown_04: But the guy literally did that. He started kicking off absolutely everybody and then decided that the platform was only going to be for musicians and other people of a certain kind of entertainment. It lost like 99% of its users because he banned everybody. And the guy just completely lost his fucking mind because of a little niggling from Frederick over being kicked off. And that's the kind of shit, like, if you ever look at how they're adding these community conducts, like, so many people in these communities are trannies now, and trannies are inherently insane in Minecraft. So, I mean, it's a lot of shit. A lot of people are fucking crazy and false. You gotta be crazy. Like, I'm a false person, and I'm crazy. Oh, yeah.

1:39:48
Unknown_16: I mean, like, watching Wardog was, like, there but for the grace of God, go I. Um, for like, I, I know somebody who showed up at my house at two in the morning wearing, uh, a, a literal Fisher price, um, chain around their neck talking. I hadn't spoken to this person in years, but they called me up in the middle of the night or like come downstairs. I need to talk to you. They have a plastic colorful chain on their neck and they start talking to me how they're going to be a rapper.

Unknown_16: Fucking absolutely surreal, but since since you brought up the whole trainees in Minecraft issue Could you could you? Talk a little everybody that's training is insane.

1:40:32
Unknown_04: It's baseline mental illness and a lot of shit comes out of it I don't know how else to put it No fucking they're all insane if you know one he's insane you can be friends and stuff be supportive But don't put any money on it because it will it'll let you down It will let you down ten times out of ten

Unknown_16: What about the, how about the new Linux community guideline?

Unknown_04: Linus Travold is being held hostage by his crazy SJW wife. Expect a split in the Linux community coming up.

1:41:04
Unknown_16: And his daughter, I think. I think it's his daughter.

Unknown_04: There's something, I don't know if you guys saw this. This is kind of obtuse to bring up. I don't have it offhand. I wasn't prepared for this. But Linus Travold released a statement regarding the community conduct update. And there was something very peculiar about it. Let me open WordPad real quick and try to do this real quick.

Unknown_04: Quotes. No, it doesn't do it. You've probably seen this in certain word editors. If you use a quote and then an end quote, the quote characters themselves change to be

1:41:42
Unknown_04: specific ASCII characters that are open and closed quotes. And this is not usual in many common editors on Linux, which has always been what Linus Trevold has used. He hasn't used WordPad or anything.

Unknown_04: But this notice he put out had those specific adjusted open closed quote characters. And it's the first time in his entire history of communicating with the community that he has used these open and closed quote ASCII characters, which people thought meant somebody else wrote it on Windows using Microsoft Word and published it on his behalf.

1:42:23
Unknown_04: So when I say held hostage by his wife, I mean literally held hostage and they're publishing shit under his name.

Unknown_16: That is fucking...

Unknown_16: Do you think we should start counting how many times he blinks?

Unknown_16: Do you think we're going to get a video with the Assange collar, shirt collar morphing thing?

Unknown_16: Like a deep fake?

Unknown_04: I mean, it could be any number of things. I do want to take another call because I see Mervin in the chat.

Unknown_16: No, I don't want to take too much of your time. Well, thank you so much. You have a good day. Thanks for all the fucking amazing content today.

1:43:00
Unknown_06: Yeah, take it easy.

Unknown_06: marvin oh hello i was just gonna i was just gonna say when it when it comes to like working oh shit hey so when it comes to um creating a successful niche

Unknown_10: you know, social network, we should look for, we should look at world star hip hop as an example. Okay. They have people shouting their site in real life. I've seen things that I would describe as world star moments around town. It's a great model.

1:43:30
Unknown_04: Dude, we need, we need a war dog to walk up to people while high on meth and be like, hey hey yo kiwi farm kiwifarm.net that would be that would be excellent dude yeah that'd be great world star moments kiwi kiwi farms moments that'd be great that's all i had to say it's like people will be talking about it on like uh cnn like people are these meth heads are fucking shouting at people in the street about fruit farms

1:44:10
Unknown_10: We are the glimmer in the eye of all the meth heads.

Unknown_10: That's the first domino. The first domino.

Unknown_04: Yeah, because what you do, there's lots of meth heads out there, right? And they want to make money. Well, if you convince them that if they do something sufficiently funny, we'll promote their live stream where they can get tips and stuff, like their text-to-speech shit, you would have all these meth heads doing absolutely fucking insane shit to try and make as much money as possible from stream labs.

Unknown_10: Every time there's a local court date, we just have a whole bunch of meth heads show up just to be in the gallery.

1:44:47
Unknown_04: No, they confiscate phones and shit before you get into it. That would be great, though. Every time Chris is on trial.

Unknown_10: People will be commenting on it, though. There's this random trial, and there's like 50 meth heads here. for no fucking reason. Other than one word, Kiwi Farm.

Unknown_04: Yes, it is one word. We'll get them those cheap standing mics, USB mics, and get them to print out the Kiwi Farms logo and tape it on so it looks like they're doing reporting with the shittiest mic possible. Like in front of the courtrooms and shit.

Unknown_04: That would be excellent.

1:45:20
Unknown_10: I like it. I like it.

Unknown_04: We need to crowdsource methamphetamine addicts into doing amazing stuff.

Unknown_10: I know some guys from high school. I'm going to get this rolling.

Unknown_10: Yeah, all right.

Unknown_04: Was that all, Marvin?

Unknown_10: That was all. That was just a flight of fancy I had.

Unknown_04: If people don't know, I'm just going to throw this out there. I hope you don't mind. This is the man in the pickle suit, by the way.

Unknown_10: Years ago, I put on a pickle suit and messed with a retarded man, and now I'm doing this.

1:45:54
Unknown_04: You're indirectly famous as a result.

Unknown_10: Yeah.

Unknown_10: I met Christian and stole his girlfriend years ago.

Unknown_04: Thanks, Marvin. Take it easy.

Unknown_04: People are saying more lore.

Unknown_06: Well, what do you want to know about? I know everything.

Unknown_06: My chat's way behind, so I'll give it a second.

Unknown_04: I'll take one more caller, but I'll check in chat while I take this caller. Tell me what lore you want to know about, and I will tell you if I can.

1:46:30
Unknown_04: Emspex.

Unknown_06: Hello.

Unknown_06: Are you ready? Quiet.

Unknown_06: Not ready? Alright, you have to go back. You have to go back. Not sending their best. Did chat tell me that they wanted more false lore?

Unknown_06: The Sims 8chan Psycho Mantis.

1:47:05
Unknown_06: Am I Weave? No. I don't beat women enough to be Weave.

Unknown_04: And he wouldn't be mad at that joke, by the way. I'm pretty sure he would support it.

Unknown_04: Brianna Woo?

Unknown_04: Oh, God. What the fuck do you want to know about Brianna Woo?

Unknown_04: You know, that Virgo Ruse chick keeps calling Brianna Woo beautiful. And it makes me uncomfortable. This guy really wants to get on.

Unknown_04: Dick Sack McGee. What do you want? Hey, what's up, man? Nothing much.

1:47:37
Unknown_32: been through that war dog videos that that guy reminds me a lot of fucking tom sizemore no i don't even know that name was he a crackhead uh he's an actor in hollywood that played in uh fuck what was it the uh vietnam apocalypse movie what fucking movie is that hello

Unknown_04: oh my god i guess that's what i get for streaming out of russia let me fix my shit does my audio work fine?

Unknown_27: does it actually work?

1:48:46
Unknown_27: All right, well I guess Okay, just so you guys know my actual internet appears to have completely shit itself I'm connected to the world wide web by the miracle of telephones at the second Which is why my stream quality has probably dropped tremendously since I came back

Unknown_04: Okay. Let me just talk a little bit, and then I'll have to close this out, because I don't want to stream on my phone, unfortunately, because I can't show you guys the amazing clips that I would like to show you of a war dog, etc., but

Unknown_04: Okay. Merdokchian Archiver. I don't know how to pronounce this guy's name. He asked specifically for lore about the deep web Russian experience, craziest stories, weirdest people, people you got to the FBI to arrest.

1:49:43
Unknown_04: Technology lore like Gab. Hmm.

Unknown_04: I guess I can say I've been visited by the FBI three times.

Unknown_04: And, uh...

Unknown_06: Oh, is it down again? People are saying it's down again. I don't think it's down again. Are people fucking with me? Is it actually down again?

1:50:30
Unknown_06: I don't know who to trust anymore. All right, once I get some, I'll play it.

Unknown_04: Should I play my song some more? I'll play my song some more.

Unknown_04: While we reconnect, while we reconvobulate,

1:51:03
Unknown_04: Okay, now, I'll just say, since I guess I'm still up, I have no fucking idea, but I'll talk to myself. I enjoy talking to myself.

Unknown_04: I've been visited by the FBI three times.

Unknown_04: Actually, let me just pull this up. I don't know if I'll be able to, but we'll try. We'll try for sure, guys.

Unknown_04: Pensacola man spoof. See if that pulls up something.

Unknown_04: Or Niceville spoof email.

Unknown_06: Can I?

Unknown_06: Hmm.

1:51:43
Unknown_06: That's not his either. Damn it. Where the fuck? What was the appropriate search term for this?

Unknown_04: Escambia County man spoof email schools Niceville.

Unknown_04: One of these has to pull it up. There it is.

Unknown_04: My quality is going to be shit, but I'll just read this real quick.

Unknown_04: Officials say threatening emails target Escambia man, not students. Threats circulated late Thursday to kidnap and murder a child at Niceville Area School appear to be the work of a cyber stalker bent on getting an Escambia man into serious trouble. That would be referring to me.

1:52:18
Unknown_04: And, uh, basically what happened is that's actually the, the elementary school that I, I went to when I was a kid. Uh, he wanted to get me, he basically swatted me. He wanted to get me in trouble. And I think he genuinely believed that I had child pornography or something on my, uh, on my computer. So he basically said that, uh, I, he sent a threat in my name about murdering a kid and And they did. They came to my house. They took my computers. They scanned them all. I unlocked them because I didn't have anything on them. And basically, I was free to go. He later tried to do the exact same thing by sending bomb threats to a bunch of different hospitals. That time, it was much less thorough because they knew that I had been the victim of an attack before. So the FBI was very brief with me because they knew it was bullshit.

1:52:50
Unknown_04: Third time they came to my house was actually because he wrote a blog post.

Unknown_04: Because I didn't report on that bomb threat. It didn't get published in any media either.

1:53:23
Unknown_04: The one to the schools. So he wrote a blog post like a year later saying that he knew about that and he knew about the threats made to another school or hospital near his house in England, in Wales.

Unknown_04: And, uh, I, he, that's like the first, I don't know how he would have known that if he didn't send it himself. So I sent like an FBI tip and they came and talked to me about it and they said they would send somebody over to his house to like tell him to fuck off. But nothing ever happened, uh, regarding it.

1:53:57
Unknown_04: As far as I know, the FBI is completely worthless, as far as I'm concerned. The guys in New York were a lot better than the ones in Florida, but I have no faith in our government to do anything.

Unknown_04: So that's the three times I've been talking to FBI. What else did you ask for? You want to deplore about things like Gab?

Unknown_04: I don't have anything else to say about Gab. I think Gab tweeted something out while I was down. I'll check that right now.

1:54:31
Unknown_06: Twitter.com, get on Gab.

Unknown_04: I'm surprised we still have 500 people. I guess the lights going dark kind of interested people. I was like, what the fuck happened? Did he get showered? No, it's just Putin. I'm putting it on Putin.

Unknown_06: Yeah, this fucking guy.

Unknown_04: Fuck you.

Unknown_04: Look, he tweeted the song from iTunes at Apple.com. So even after iTunes fucked him, he's still propagating their shit and using iTunes. He probably has an iPhone like a fucking faggot. Fuck this guy.

1:55:06
Unknown_04: Why doesn't vote.co ever catch shit by anyone like Gab does? Because nobody uses it. And nobody shot up a synagogue in the name of vote.

Unknown_04: Deep lore about DSP. Oh, there's so much you could say about DSP. I wouldn't even know where to start with him.

Unknown_04: I can't, yeah, I would have to show videos and stuff of stuff happening with him, and there's nothing that Medicare hasn't covered.

1:55:40
Unknown_04: I know that he reads the Kiwi Farms, but that's about it. His current girlfriend, Kat, as a child, I think she was possessed by a demon or something. It was in the newspapers. We doxed her, and then we found that she had been possessed by a demon, and it was covered in the local newspapers. and uh I guess DSP didn't know this and he read a super chat or a a bit tip or something and somebody brought up demonic possession movies and he read this aloud and his girlfriend became visibly agitated and flat out left and he left he made like let me find this on uh on twitter they call me DSP he left like a really angry message about how like you you fuck with me all you want but you don't fuck with my girlfriend uh

1:56:27
Unknown_06: It's still up.

Unknown_06: How do people put out like a thousand fucking tweets a day?

Unknown_06: This was on Halloween.

Unknown_06: Oh, the gross amount of bullying and harassment towards Kat on my Halloween stream is the last straw.

Unknown_04: Good people with morals won't allow that to stand in 2018. Slander me all you want, but unjustified bullying show the true colors of said people. Their days are now numbered. This is punished DSP. He isn't going to put up with that shit anymore. He's going to fucking, he's going to put you down.

1:56:59
Unknown_06: And then paint a happy little tree, I guess.

Unknown_06: Uh... Weirdest people... Weirdest people... That fucking... That crackhead's pretty fucking weird. Uh... I'm trying to think. I mean, they've got crazy people.

1:57:32
Unknown_04: Let me check and see if Virgo Rouge has posted anything recently.

Unknown_04: I don't think she has. I don't know if I'll be able to stream it while on my phone, but we'll try.

Unknown_05: We'll try.

Unknown_06: Oh look, even YouTube is grinding to a fucking halt trying to live this shit.

Unknown_06: No, she hasn't put out anything since the last video I watched.

1:58:06
Unknown_04: Ah, it's just perfect though. Look at all her videos. Look at all these videos.

Unknown_04: She is comedic perfection.

Unknown_06: She's funny as fuck.

Unknown_06: Let's see.

Unknown_06: I guess this is what I get for trying to snipe a charity stream, right? You can't do that. I should have listened to Jim.

Unknown_06: Is Gongasaw in a wheelchair? I wouldn't know.

Unknown_06: He vehemently denies that he is, though.

1:58:42
Unknown_06: Somebody says I still have more viewers than that, even though... Even though my stream got Putin'd.

Unknown_04: Metacurse asked something about my Russian experience. The funniest thing I saw is, first of all, let me try to find, I don't know what the fuck you would call these in Russian, but white and black stripes.

Unknown_06: Striped shirt.

Unknown_06: They wear these horizontal striped shirts everywhere.

Unknown_04: Everybody I see has these fucking shirts on. And I saw a guy that had that shirt on, and he had... I swear to fucking God, he had a vintage... like soviet ushanka with the communist like the soviet symbol on it so this guy had he was old he had to have been like a sailor in the 80s and 90s and he still wore his like sailor uniform around in public um there was something else he asked for like

1:59:26
Unknown_04: Medical chair for when he since for a long time don't it probably has a neck or back injury. I wouldn't know he denied it I don't know if he'll fight or anything. I can't say for sure Desire lines what has has sent me this I'll try to pronounce it. Hold up I'm gonna make it nice and big on my screen so everybody can see this. I

Unknown_04: And I'm gonna try to pronounce it live since my creative options right now are a little bit limited by by the the situation TL nashka TL nashka is apparently this What you call these these are Breton stripe somebody else said Okay, let's move on anything else anything else that you guys got well, I I

2:00:44
Unknown_06: Well, I pump out this streaming beautiful 360p for everybody.

Unknown_06: Does a VPN help you stay anon, or is it useless?

Unknown_04: A VPN can help, but you have to realize that your browser does a lot of tattling on its own.

Unknown_04: For instance,

Unknown_04: your time zone is something that your browser will tell people. So if you say, like, I'm in Russia, but then you load up a page with your regular browser and your browser tells people that you're on the east coast of the U.S., well, it's probably that you're not in Russia.

2:01:22
Unknown_04: So that's one of the things that, for instance, the Tor browser will strip away. The Tor browser errs on the side of caution and will not, like, it sets the time zone to UTC, which is London time. So you have to change some of your behaviors. You can't rely on a VPN entirely, but a VPN helps with a lot of things. It's a good step, basically. You don't want to reveal your ISP, especially if you're doing something where somebody could complain to your ISP.

Unknown_04: John Bulla. I don't know anything about John Bulla, and I know he's from Pensacola. I know he's a crazy person. But he's also one of those crazy people that you don't want to advertise too much because people will fuck with him. Because he's really mentally retarded.

2:01:56
Unknown_04: Coach Red Pill says, Do you realize you have more viewers on this impromptu solo stream than Monday Matt had at his peak with Sargon and V and Andy? Well, that's great. I'm really happy people like this kind of stuff because this is super lazy. I think I put more work into making this background, this Medicare background, than I did in anything else.

Unknown_04: Who did you help kill himself? I don't think I've ever helped anybody kill themselves. I like all my flock to be alive so I can laugh at them. Does the old seven proxies meme actually work? No, not really. One proxy is usually good enough, unless that proxy is compromised, in which case you probably shouldn't be using it to begin with, because if all your internet traffic is going through a proxy, they can decrypt it and man-in-the-middle attack you. There really is no difference between a man-in-the-middle attack and a VPN, besides the VPN not spying on you.

2:02:31
Unknown_04: Tell us about your supermodel career. Well, I am beautiful.

Unknown_04: Help coach red pill kill himself coach red pill is a I really like coach red pill He's a he's a very nice guy. I would I would call him internet friends at this point I wonder I wonder if anything's happened on the the ralph retort forums. I

2:03:11
Unknown_04: Because Ralph doesn't stream today. Medicare's not streaming today. It's just Mundane Matt streaming about... What's even the charity? What are they raising money for?

Unknown_06: Do you guys know? I don't know.

Unknown_06: Tell us about your pets.

Unknown_04: Why does Josh always sound like he's about to cry? I have literally always sounded like this. I have no idea why I always sound on the verge of tears. I've tried sitting upright. I've tried projecting. Like right now, I'm sitting up extra super upright. I try to project with my diaphragm, and it doesn't work. I slouch, and then I sound like a babby. It's just something that I don't know if I can change.

2:03:54
Unknown_06: Have you ever heard of a mercenary by the name of Jason Blaha?

Unknown_04: I have not. What about the dark web or deep web? Anything interesting with that? Tor is a very valuable tool. The Tor project did say something about wanting to censor Fucking the Daily Stormer, which just blows my mind. That just shows how the free open source software is just to the core contaminated by dipshits. You have actual child pornography on your service.

2:04:28
Unknown_04: You know, I get wanting to stand up for optics and shit, but the daily swimmer is the worst or the least of the tour project's problems.

2:05:09
Unknown_04: Lil Cal's story is about Bad Dragon. I was going to bring this up on the gem stream, but that's never going to happen at this point because he's preoccupied with other stuff. But Varka is the owner of Bad Dragon. And Varka doesn't just own Bad Dragon. Varka owns a lot of stuff that's important to the furry community. He owns this one thing called Furry Network, which is supposed to be a fur affinity replacement. He owns E621.net, which is the largest furry porn website in the world as far as I know.

Unknown_04: But Varka's business partners, I don't know if it's from Bad Dragon or if it's from his prior business, which helped fund and finance Bad Dragon when it was starting out. I think two of them were in a relationship and they got busted for dog sucking and they went to prison over it.

2:05:49
Unknown_04: So Varka does not have his hands clean the biggest guy in the furry communities is probably just as guilty as the rest the issue with Varka is that he's intelligent and he Besides making videos where he shoves huge monster cocks up his ass.

Unknown_06: He doesn't do too much in public. I

Unknown_06: CryptoKitties.

Unknown_06: I said this on the Rakita stream, but really, you guys need to do your own research into Bitcoin.

2:06:27
Unknown_04: And every time I bring up Bitcoin, people say like, oh, well, if it's not a commodity backed by gold, it's not worth anything. But gold cannot be transferred over the internet. You can trade certificates, but you can't give gold over the internet, and that's what's important. uh bitcoin is backed by proof of work i i don't want to explain it too much i'd be talking for hours but it's an extremely stable and it's all open source you can peer through it see how it works you can read about it um but really when people talk about alternatives to getting money for something They talk about, well, why don't you try Venmo? Why don't you try Zelle? Why don't you try this and that? And it's all heads of the same hydra. It is all the traditional banking infrastructure and they can and will shut you down. You might be able to get away with small amounts in between two individuals, but the moment you put that shit up on your website and say, donate here, They will bring you down. At one point, I was accepting wire transfers to my bank account directly for one of the ones I didn't use too much. And I dedicated that to accepting wire transfers from people. And people started harassing the bank directly. And the bank said, you have to pull this off your site. So it doesn't matter what you put out there. It doesn't matter how you try to interact with the traditional banking system. It does not work. And the only way you'll be able to...

2:07:38
Unknown_04: Like right now, I'm in a foreign country. I cannot use my credit cards. If I want to buy anything, a computer, I can't buy a fucking hamburger at McDonald's with my bank card because they block every transaction to this country. I've gone to the bank. I've tried talking to the fraud experts. I've tried saying I'm on vacation here. It doesn't work. I cannot interact with the financial system here. And it's infuriating when you have money and you want to spend money, you're consenting to spending money, and the bank goes, no, no, you don't get to spend your money here. Fuck you.

2:08:11
Unknown_04: Bitcoin, I have Bitcoin. I go to localbitcoins.com. I meet a fucking Turkish guy at the kebab shop. I give him Bitcoin. He gives me cash. I go to McDonald's. I get all the hamburgers I want. Nobody can fucking stop me with Bitcoin. So yeah, no, fuck that. Get into Bitcoin. I keep harping on about it. It's not gold. It's internet gold. It's worth it. And even if you buy a dollar of Bitcoin on something, you're a part of the ecosystem now. And if you ever want to give that dollar to Ralph or whoever...

2:08:43
Unknown_04: Nobody can stop you. Nobody can stop you.

Unknown_04: So, fuck that. Look up Damien Ciel as Jesse Slaughter. Oh yeah, I heard that Jesse became transgender. Fuck that.

2:09:17
Unknown_04: I can't believe 700 people are watching this. Monday night stream must just be fucking boring. If people are pouring out of it to listen to this fucking crazy crypto coin spurg rant breathlessly about hamburgers.

Unknown_04: So bitcoins only for shady fucks like, you know, no you can get Bitcoin you can buy hamburgers with Bitcoin I promise you like you if you think it's that see it's like the 8chan problem It's what I mentioned before with gap if you make it if you make a currency that's only for drug dealers and shit That's all you're gonna get but it's not that anymore. It's anybody who can't work with the traditional banking medium they need Bitcoin and And it's becoming a broader and broader community of people who just don't want to fucking deal with people who can say you can't spend your money.

2:09:54
Unknown_06: Fuck that.

Unknown_06: Fuck them niggas.

Unknown_06: Monero has its own problems.

Unknown_04: I like Monero. I invested heavily in it. I made a lot of money with Monero.

Unknown_04: If you're just on the precipice, you're just getting your feet wet, just look into Bitcoin.

Unknown_04: Bitcoin Core has its issues, but as far as...

2:10:33
Unknown_04: entry-level just playing around with it perfectly acceptable to get into Bitcoin don't don't worry about all coins until you know what you're doing same with stocks like you if you want to get into stocks you go to Vanguard you go to Goldman Sachs you give them $1,000 they invest it for you but when you really get into stocks then you can start playing with it and doing it manually same thing with Bitcoin go to Bitcoin just go to the actual Bitcoin core and Buy a dollar buy whatever you you can afford to lose never invest more than you can't afford to lose and then just learn how it works send money to somebody donate to somebody that you support and Just get it get the hang of it That would be my suggestion if you enjoy if you want to do more you can learn about the alt coins and And as far as altcoins go, I would suggest looking into currencies that do something innovative, not just a gimmick. Don't buy weed coin. Buy something like Loki or Monero or Ethereum, something with smart contracts and innovation going on.

2:11:35
Unknown_06: What's useful about the deep web censorship?

Unknown_04: Like the Daily Stormer's on Tor, 8chan's on Tor. The main thing with Tor is that if you remember, if you write down the URL for a website, even if VeriSign were to seize all your domains and you couldn't get, like DNS blocking is very common in countries. France blocks the democratic participation, it's in French, but they block that, which is like the Daily Stormer for France, at a DNS level. All the ISPs don't resolve that domain, but with Tor and with .onion URLs, you never have to worry about DNS resolutions.

2:12:13
Unknown_04: Do I have a recommendation for where to start with Bitcoin? Coinbase.com and Gemini.com are both platforms built for normies. It interacts with the traditional banking medium and it has like a wallet and stuff built into it. You don't need to learn too much about it. If you have a bank account, you can go on to those. It does require government ID. If you want to buy Bitcoin without government ID, go to localbitcoins.com and do some Googling to learn how cold wallets and cold storage works. You can get them on your phone. You can get them on your computer.

Unknown_04: But it does require a little bit more work. Coinbase.com and Gemini.com don't require any knowledge of the actual system to do transactions.

2:12:53
Unknown_04: Watch Goblin Slayer. Anime is for nerds, unlike Bitcoin, which is for fucking alpha men.

Unknown_06: I should make a stream about how to set up a paper wallet. Yeah, I probably could.

Unknown_04: I can make a post about it.

Unknown_04: MrMedikerArchivesNotJim says, Kick Josh. I'm trying. I'm trying.

Unknown_06: Putin tried. It didn't work.

2:13:24
Unknown_06: Sorry, I was just taking a drink of water.

Unknown_06: Coach Red Pill wants to come on.

Unknown_04: Well, fuck it. Let's get Coach Red Pill on.

Unknown_04: Oh, sorry. There's people on the call line. I'm afraid of taking calls because I don't know how the call quality is going to be, but let's try Coach Redbell.

Unknown_04: Coach.

Unknown_04: Hey, let me mute. How's it going? Pretty good, except for my internet crashing. I'm literally broadcasting right now from a phone tether, so I don't know. What?

Unknown_04: What?

Unknown_04: Oh, did I cut out again? See, that was my fear. I'm broadcasting from a phone teller, so I don't know how well it's going to work.

2:13:59
Unknown_30: Oh, well, it doesn't matter. So, yeah, all kinds of shit going on. Do you know, Matt, you are doubling, you are close to doubling, just a few dozen viewers away from doubling Mundane Matt's stream when Sargon and V and Andy Worski were on that charity stream.

Unknown_04: So, kudos to you. Mundane Matt is, like, negative charisma. Mundane Matt's very hard to listen to. Like, I tuned in after the crackhead. I was like, okay, I was going to stream snipe Mundane Matt a little bit. Let's tune in and see what's going on with Mundane Matt. And, uh, it's just awful.

2:14:31
Unknown_04: You can't even make jokes about it. Because it's just like, this is like the most milquetoast, bland fucking content. Like, featureless fucking paste content possible.

Unknown_30: yeah yeah basically i i i cannot uh yeah the guy's a bigger gas bag than me but at least i say crazy shit he doesn't say anything crazy you know he just says the same shit you know like like godwinson put it he said you know uh he says kind of cool kind of shitty yeah or no kind of awesome kind of shitty you ever hear that uh thing that that bit that godwinson did it was really on the money he said that uh mundane matt is just so milk toast and that in this milk toast world everything is either kind of awesome or kind of shitty but you know it's just like mediocre and there's no there's no color it's just like bland you know and and very mundane yeah it's it's an awful like why would you want to call yourself mundane

2:15:15
Unknown_04: You don't want to be mundane. Mundane's the fucking NPC meme. Everybody's mundane. You want to be something exciting. Even though I sound like I'm on the verge of tears, I got something going on, apparently.

Unknown_30: Actually, Josh, why don't you tell the people who are listening now the reason you're about to cry. Tell the truth. Just let it out.

Unknown_04: Why am I about to cry? What?

Unknown_04: I'm about to cry because people don't trust Bitcoin yet. If everybody bought Bitcoin, I would sound like a happy camper. You're shilling for Bitcoin, man. Is your name Kobayashi or whatever? Kobayashi. No, you have Bitcoin, don't you? You're a numbers guy. You have to be into it.

2:16:09
Unknown_30: I can neither confirm nor deny anything.

Unknown_04: This nigga cash out the ass rich in fucking Bitcoin. I can tell. He's got the feeling.

Unknown_30: No, I heard about Bitcoin back in 2011.

Unknown_30: Okay. And yeah, I distrust that. I thought it was just a complete speculative move. I'm honestly surprised that it's caught on as much as it has, which I think goes to show how little trust there is in the financial sector after 2008 and the fuck up of that whole situation.

2:16:54
Unknown_30: Yeah, that's my thinking on that whole scene. uh bitcoin you know i'm jesus man i'm a boomer man you know this is a crypto thing and like ones and zeros i don't understand it you know i just uh and minicurse he's like minicurse is one of the big ones i've seen in chat not only in this but in the ralph retort saying that

Unknown_04: It dropped from 20K to 7K. Well, that's because the banks heavily invested in Bitcoin and then shut down markets overseas about the exact same time that China said that Bitcoin was banned. So two huge investors in Bitcoin had troubles at the exact same time. But in the last few months, Bitcoin has been more stable than... than uh like the u.s dollar in terms of value it recently started trading again but it was very very stable for many weeks i'm not so sure about that maybe maybe it had a streak of being more stable than the u.s dollar it was it was stable to the point where nobody could trade it because it was just come on josh josh come on don't don't shit a shitter you know what i'm saying i mean It was stable. It was fucking stable. No, because it was the exact same price. I walk around, I see the exchange rate for the US dollar to local currency, and that shifted more than Bitcoin's price.

2:18:04
Unknown_30: You want to have a hard conversation on cryptos? Okay, I'll tell you my flat-out opinion on cryptos. I think it's a fashion, and I'll explain why.

Unknown_30: There are several economic theories. It's not just only neoliberal economic theory. There's one theory in particular called modern monetary theory, which I think is a crock of shit, but they do point out something key about currency. A currency is, in essence, a token. that the government requires you to have in order to pay taxes, right? See, if you're in the United States, right, you go to your IRS and you show up with Japanese yen, say, or British sterling pound, and you try to pay your tax bill, they'll tell you to fuck off. They don't accept anything but dollars, right? And because you are obliged to pay taxes to the government, if not, they can take your property, right? So everybody has to get the local currency, be it dollars for U.S. taxpayers, pounds sterling for British taxpayers, and so on. I'm just repeating monetary theory on this particular issue of the currency. And therefore, the currency is really a token for the government.

2:19:24
Unknown_30: You need currency, dollars, for instance, to pay the tax man. You need it, right? You can't pay it in any other currency.

Unknown_30: Dollars are necessary and sufficient to pay your tax bill. And it is essential to pay your tax bill. Or else you'd get into a lot of trouble. You go to prison and the whole rest of it, right?

Unknown_30: What is Bitcoin and every other cryptocurrency? What is a necessary and sufficient mode of payment?

Unknown_30: What can you buy with it that you cannot pay with any other currency?

Unknown_30: Well, nothing. It's a currency. No, no, no, no. Think about it. See, if you're a US citizen in the United States, you need dollars.

2:20:00
Unknown_04: Yes. You need fucking rubles. You need a rivna. You need a pound sterling in the country where you're at.

Unknown_30: In each country. But you see my point? You don't actually need Bitcoin for anything. It is not necessary for any specific payment. okay okay and worldwide there there are two uses for the us dollar that are essential paying the u.s tax bill and buying saudi oil okay because saudi arabia does not accept any currency except dollars it does in some subcontracts some oil some some oil subcontracts but percentage-wise it's minor it's not it's not really that big of a deal uh for the most part oil prices are set in dollars

2:20:47
Unknown_30: And the U.S. tax bill, you have to pay it in dollars. So that's why dollars are necessary.

Unknown_04: What are bitcoins necessary for? Well, nothing. But my counter to that would be, what is gold value then? By this logic, you can't pay taxes in gold. And what's the value of gold? Exactly. That's why a lot of people say that the gold bugs are full of shit. And they're kind of right. Well, yeah, by your logic, they would be. I think that's stupid, though. I think Bitcoin has a very valued use. I think it is a supernatural or supernational, not supernatural. It's not magic.

2:21:19
Unknown_04: I talk like it is, but no, it's a super national currency that anybody can use anywhere, anytime, without anybody giving any approval for it. And that in itself is a value added to the principle of currency that U.S. dollars does not touch. You cannot spend money as you please with the United States dollar. In fact, there was a transaction between, like after World War II, there was a big issue with paintings, with art. And they there is an organization, a singular organization that controls the trade of art. And if you want to trade art, you have to go through them. But two private sellers wanted to trade this World War Two art between each other. And they set up a deal and they said, we're going to trade this amount. And they wired the money. Two private citizens outside the United States of two different countries that were neither the United States. The United States says you're not going to do this. And they had the banks cancel that transaction, stopping two private individuals from trading money over. What's the name of the U.S.

2:22:01
Unknown_04: transfer systems at Swift?

Unknown_04: got swift to cancel that transaction so the united states swung its dick at two different people across the world in europe trying to buy a piece of art if that had happened on bitcoin nobody could say anything about it And that is a principle, that is a value that Bitcoin has that the United States dollar does not. So you ask, what can you do with Bitcoin that you can't do? Like I said, to buy my hamburger, I have to sell my Bitcoin to the kebab man to get my hamburger, right?

2:22:37
Unknown_04: So I can pay with the local currency. But nobody can stop me from doing that. I just have to point out a couple of things.

Unknown_30: Number one, I don't actually know about this transaction, the ARK transaction you're talking about. Okay, number two, I'm pretty sure that Swift didn't exist right after the Second World War. It wasn't after, no, I was just saying that after World War II, the art that was displaced by the communists and the Germans became controlled by an organization.

2:23:26
Unknown_30: The first problem I said is that Bitcoins are not necessary, and therefore there is not an inherent demand for Bitcoin or any other crypto. And here's the other issue that's key.

Unknown_30: Fundamentally, you correct me if I'm wrong, right? Essentially, anybody can create their own cryptocurrency. Is that correct?

Unknown_16: Yes.

Unknown_30: Okay. So if anybody can create it, if they have enough technology, and it's a technology that is not unattainable. It's not like building another YouTube. It's just, you know, it'll take... You can fork it and change one number into a completely different Bitcoin currency. Okay, right. Or you can just start from scratch and do a whole coin. Just, you know, just humor me here. And it would cost you, I don't know what, $100,000 to... Yeah, relatively paltry, right? Yeah.

2:24:06
Unknown_30: So if that's the case, you can have potentially a practically limitless number of cryptocurrencies, right? Yes.

Unknown_30: And therefore, any one currency, Bitcoin or Ethereum or whatever are the life coins or whatever the different coins, right? Their value is based on marketing as opposed to having any kind of intrinsic value. We've already established that it doesn't have any intrinsic value because it's not necessary to purchase anything. like the dollar which is necessary to purchase oil or taxes okay but i would say that's a fair argument with altcoins with bitcoin itself i think there is a demand and like i mentioned before um there is a finite number of bitcoins and what gives it value is what gives the us dollar value like yeah you can pay taxes for it but really it's that people want to live in the united states they want to pay u.s taxes they want to buy things in the u.s

2:24:43
Unknown_04: and it's the trust of the government that gives it its value in the similar fashion there are millions of people who use bitcoin and that's what drives its demand additionally uh without getting into too much detail miners mine bitcoin and it halves the the reward halves every so often it was initially a 50 bitcoin reward per mining block it's down to 12.5 and it'll be down to 6.25 bitcoin per reward uh in the next two years And that's significant because there's a finite number of Bitcoin in the universe. There's like 84 million or something.

2:25:40
Unknown_04: So right now, there are more living millionaires than there are potential Bitcoin in the universe. And as Bitcoin continues to grow and more people do adopt it and more people are adopting it, more services are adopting it.

Unknown_04: there's not going to be enough Bitcoin around for everybody who wants it. If you're a millionaire right now, you can buy Bitcoin. But when everybody has Bitcoin and everybody recognizes it and knows what it is, like my mom knows what it is. You know what it is. People know what it is. Not every millionaire is going to be able to buy one. And that's the demand.

2:26:15
Unknown_30: Well, no, that's not demand. That's just saying that there is a potential market for it, but not demand. They don't need it.

Unknown_30: That's the point I'm trying to make. They don't need it.

Unknown_04: I would just disagree and say that the fact that nobody can tell you how you can spend your money is... That's not the issue, man. I'm saying, what do you need Bitcoin for? I need Bitcoin to survive. I've been living off Bitcoin and Bitcoin exclusively for years. I need it. If I did not have Bitcoin right now, I would not be talking to you. The Kiwi Farms would not exist. I would be in China teaching ESL.

2:26:49
Unknown_30: Okay, yeah, I understand your personal situation, but I'm talking on a macro level, just stepping back, okay?

Unknown_30: It's sort of like, look, I've said this from the get-go, from the first time I was presented the whole notion of Bitcoin, okay? It is tulips.

Unknown_30: Now, I had the opportunity to get in big back in 2011 into Bitcoin. I didn't go in big because I thought then what I think now, the fact that it ballooned in price and that I missed out on this boat, well, shit, I didn't have a crystal ball, right? Just as I couldn't figure out the winning numbers of the lottery ticket. That this particular investment vehicle went to the moon, that's remarkable. But it doesn't change the fact that from my point of view, and I'm talking about

2:27:24
Unknown_30: could i put it i don't want to sound like a like a jerk but like as an investor just looking at it from the outside i see it as tulips it's something that is really cool but it doesn't have any intrinsic value it is not necessary in order to acquire something else like oil for instance okay a lot of people argue that gold is just a paperweight. It's just pretty volatile.

2:28:01
Unknown_04: And to elaborate for people who don't know, I think it was the 1700s, there was a tulip craze where the price of tulips, based on speculation that the tulip bulb was going to explode in value, everybody wanted tulips, people bought, speculatively, as much tulip as they could. And the price crashed when it didn't meet demand. Nobody was buying them.

Unknown_30: What happened was that tulips had been imported from Central Asia to Holland. And people in Holland thought that they were very pretty, which of course they are. And so people would would buy them and grow them and cultivate them. And all of a sudden it just became this big fashion. And the more rare tulips became very fashionable. And all of a sudden people started paying more and more money. And eventually it got to a point where people were willing to exchange a house for a single bulb of a tulip, of a rare tulip. And it became extraordinary, right? And all of a sudden, everybody woke up. And when everybody woke up, you know, the people owning tulips, you know, they were left holding the bag and they were ruined, okay? That's what happens in a speculative mania. That's what happened roughly, of course, in a very different way with the dot-com bubble of 2001, which I experienced firsthand. That wasn't pretty, I'll tell you. But like Bitcoin, okay, I understand the concept, but there are those two issues that I find essential. Number one, there's no inherent need for Bitcoin, number one. And number two, since it is infinitely fungible, i.e. you can make an infinite number of competing coins, cryptocurrencies, then for all intents and purposes,

2:29:49
Unknown_30: i'm not talking about coins i'm talking about and or tokens i'm talking about actual completely different bitcoins yes you can fork it as many times as you want yeah but not only that one but just you can make it from scratch start all over right with a new one you can call it josh coin or crp coin right right uh if if you can do that then the value of any one of these cryptos Is a marketing ploy. It's no different than, you know, you have to be careful with that because there are a lot of altcoins out there, which are complete trash, which which is why I said earlier, if you if you do get into it, start with the core, because that's what people know.

Unknown_04: That's people what people respect. It's simple. It is the vanilla flavor. And that's why it has saying it's the first of its kind. And it's always going to have value because of that. Unless something comes that completely changes the game.

Unknown_04: But even then, people have changed the game. There are coins out there that do a lot. And they're innovative. Monero was one. Ethereum was one. But Bitcoin just being gold, it's like gold. It doesn't do too much on its own. But people know what it is. It's been valuable since the start of it.

2:30:41
Unknown_04: And that's where it gets...

Unknown_30: Yeah, but even gold, right, has its uses. Because after all, gold is an industrial metal that is used in certain processes. Platinum, same thing. Platinum is essential for catalytic converters, for example. You need a couple of ounces for every... And gold's important in circuitry and stuff. Yeah. exactly so so gold has an inherent value as does platinum and and silver uh as industrial metals but bitcoin okay or or cryptos i when i say bitcoin i'm just referring to all cryptos in in in aggregate i i i have never seen the value of it that it has gone to the moon and some people that i know of who were well positioned with uh with the various cryptos made out like bandits, good on them. I'm not gonna begrudge somebody for making a shit ton of money. And I'm not gonna begrudge somebody who for various reasons is dependent for their financial survival on Bitcoin, such as your own situation. I'm not gonna say shit on your parade, no. But what I am saying is that I don't think that this is gonna last much longer. And I think that the only reason cryptos are still around is that I know for a fact that a lot of investment banks Their prop desks went into huge crypto positions late last year. And now they're sitting on a ton of inventory. And look, I get like, I'll tell you right now, I get roughly, let me count them right now. I can tell you, I get like, okay, let me just type this in.

2:32:30
Unknown_04: And by the way, if you're watching the stream, I've tried to blow this up as big as possible so people can see it on 360p.

Unknown_04: My nigga Wardog is in prison right now for selling meth. Hashtag free Wardog. We gotta get this nigga out. He didn't do nothing. Why? What did he do? He sold meth. Allegedly. Allegedly he sold meth. He didn't do nothing though. He's a good boy. Okay. Wait, did you not see the first half of the stream with Wardog? No, no. I missed it.

Unknown_30: Wardog was on the stream now and he just got arrested?

Unknown_04: No, no, no, no. I was playing some videos of this guy. He had certain quirks, certain personality quirks that may or may not have been induced with a crystalline methamphetamine.

2:33:11
Unknown_04: But that nigga's in jail. I tried for hours to get him on. I was calling phone numbers of random people. I was emailing him. I was trying to add him on Discord. Couldn't get him. That nigga in jail for selling meth, allegedly.

Unknown_30: Oh, shit, man. Damn. Damn. No, what I want to say was that I get like letters from iBanks, you know, like two, three a week and emails rather, not letters. And they're all saying, oh, you know, cryptos and this is a great time to buy, you know, the dip, buy the dip in the market and shit like that, you know, and they've got an inventory. They've got a huge fucking inventory and they're trying to push it off on their clients. And so I think that at this time, cryptos have value because of that inventory that's on the books of these investment banks, and as soon as they're able to offload that inventory or enough of that inventory, I would be very worried about the price support for these cryptos. I think it would be a smart move that if you get a good price for your cryptos, it might be a smart move to start pivoting out and moving into some other kind of asset class that would be more stable.

2:34:18
Unknown_04: Well, I diversify. I don't put all my eggs in one basket. I have many different cryptocurrencies that I take interest in. Well, yeah.

Unknown_30: No, you have many different cryptocurrencies. That's like saying, yeah, I own many different breeds of tulips. that's what i'm saying pivot out of that asset class altogether and into something i can't do that what do i what do i pivot to coach do i pivot in the fucking goal do i pivot into hoarding blocks of u.s dollar like no i can't i do not have an option either this either this works or i literally have to close down everything and go back to china and farm rice there's no in between well yeah okay so so i mean i don't want to have this conversation

2:34:59
Unknown_30: and potentially bore these 750 people with this this conversation but like you know just In general, I what you say has merits I do believe it could all crash tomorrow and it has I invested heavily in something called sky coin a sky coin was this brilliant idea for decentralizing the internet decentralizing bandwidth and having a currency that

Unknown_04: that powered bandwidth with proof of stake to try and reward people for hosting nodes and providing bandwidth, right? Great idea. Loved it. Would have helped the Kiwi Farms if it was a successful project. Developers were fucking lunatics. Some shady shit happened. I was very fortunate to sell as much as I did at $50. It crashed. It's currently about $3.

Unknown_04: So, you know, I sell when I get up to the top, I sell enough to so far I have. I've been smart enough to sell enough to even out, get a little bit of money, and then I hold the rest just in case it goes even higher like it has with Ethereum and Monero.

2:36:01
Unknown_04: So I've done well for myself. I can't tell people in good faith to just buy, buy, buy, sell your house and buy.

Unknown_04: Only invest what you can afford. Well, some people did. Yeah, well, they're returns.

Unknown_30: Back in December, they were fucking returns.

Unknown_04: And then they killed themselves over BitConnect.

Unknown_30: I mean, no, I mean, did anybody really suicide over this shit?

Unknown_04: Oh, yeah. I think somebody did.

Unknown_30: Oh, man.

Unknown_04: That's what they get. They sold their house. Fuckhead. Yeah.

Unknown_30: Look, I had a close friend who committed suicide, right?

Unknown_04: Back in college?

2:36:34
Unknown_30: No, no.

Unknown_04: Back in college. So this was like in the 70s when you didn't even have computers.

Unknown_30: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking when the dinosaurs were roaming around. Yeah, fuck you too. Anyway, this guy was a close friend of mine. He got into some trouble with the law. Did a little time in jail, not the end of the world, but he got fired from a job. I mean, he got out of jail and he landed a job at Bed Bath & Beyond and started climbing the ladder, actually. He was like assistant manager after like three months or four months. I mean, he was a bright guy. But then it caught up to him, right? This was before like everything was connected and no Google or any shit like that, right? This was like around 96.

2:37:04
Unknown_30: and uh you know he got all depressed about it he got fired he couldn't find another job and wound up killing himself right it's a sad story i actually did a post about it but anyway the point i'm trying to make is let's see all the problems that he had back then man today he'd be laughing about them right but uh you know sometimes you get caught up and so when i hear people who committed suicide over like losing their house or some shit like that it's just a fucking house it doesn't mean oh he had a wife and two kids and he didn't want to confront them about it so he killed himself

2:37:41
Unknown_29: Christ.

Unknown_04: Again, don't bet more than you're afraid to lose. But do look into it and do buy a little. Buy like $100 worth of it if you can afford it. And learn how to send people money because that way nobody can tell you you can't. Even if you don't go all in. Learn how to use it because it's a great idea. And you as a member of society in the current year should know how to use Bitcoin if you want to be a part, especially a part of this kind of Internet where shit is going to get worse and worse and worse. And I don't know if it will ever get better. but it can work well talking about that i mean i was amazed that i mean the ralpha males gay as that as that name may be man they deliver they are you know brand loyal they they followed uh ethan all the way to that d live i never even heard of that site until he shows up on it

2:38:12
Unknown_30: And all of a sudden, he's got like 5,000, 6,000 viewers. Just like nothing happened, man. That is brand loyalty. Man, I'm impressed by Ethan. And I'm impressed that he's got the audience he's got, man. You know, good on him.

2:38:47
Unknown_03: They're diehards.

Unknown_30: Fuck yeah. They are fucking A diehards. And I think it's just awesome. And that D-Live is going to be doing gangbusters. Man, they should be counting their lucky stars that he showed up. Because I think a lot of other people are going to follow Ethan's lead. Who else do you think is targeted next on YouTube?

Unknown_04: Andy Worski and Jim are gone. I'll probably be gone soon. Especially after this stream. We're talking about meth and shit.

Unknown_30: Well, you are. I'm not talking about meth. I'm a good boy. I didn't say you.

2:39:19
Unknown_04: I said me.

Unknown_30: Well, Andy, I don't know.

Unknown_30: Andy's kind of like a goof. He's not sort of like political.

Unknown_04: Andy can only threaten to beat up a cripple so many times before it comes around to him.

Unknown_30: You think that fight's going to happen?

Unknown_04: Oh, fuck no. They're both retards at this point. I'm so over it with them. It's like, just fight. Just fight. just fight motherfuckers fight it like it reminds me of beavis and butthead right yeah yeah yeah fuck like just just do it oh man i mean like yeah the thing is you know how are they gonna do it i mean who was saying it you were the one who said there somebody said something fucking witty he said that yeah i'm really looking forward to um you know wheelchair jousting they should do that

2:40:13
Unknown_30: Oh, man. Like, no, I think that Tonka is going to back out at the last minute. I think that Andy's crazy enough to do it, to go for it and show.

Unknown_04: I don't know. He's so unpredictable because of the the Chris lean method.

Unknown_04: But like when you come on, just just between us girls between.

Unknown_04: He absolutely does coke. The way that he handled Tara, I was like screaming. I don't think he does meth, I think he does regular cocaine. He's a classy guy. I like Andy, I think he's really nice. I think he's really funny. I like him too. But the shit with the fucking wrestler chick, that was so spastic. I was like, Andy, what are you doing? You missed the wrestler chick? Oh my god. He went on his stream, and he was talking about arranging this fight, and he was saying, like, Tonka's getting this girl and this promoter, and they're people, and they're going to keep the money for themselves, and I don't want to make Tonka a bunch of money by doing this fight if it only goes to them. And he's, like, showing these private conversations with this woman who was the number one female MMA champion or something for some time. And he was showing their private conversations about organizing it and trying to say, like, look, Altonka's trying to back out of it with these increased demands and stuff. And then the fucking woman joins the stream chat and is like, let me come on. I want to talk to you fucking idiots because you're full of shit. And she does. She joins Discord and is talking. She's like, let me explain how this works and what we're doing. Like, you know, we're not going to prevent you from monetizing this. We're not going to prevent you from streaming this on your own channels. We have no stake in this. We're just selling the tickets at the actual venue and streaming it on our own service, you know, for ourselves, for people who are not associated with you two. And while she's explaining this, he tries to get, like, a word in edgewise, and she's like, no, let me finish. I want to tell you what's going on. And he's like, well, you're being rude. And he, like, fucking kicks her out of the conversation. And we're like, Andy, what the fuck? Andy, what are you doing? Let her just... Let her just say her... Yeah. And I'm telling him, I'm like, Andy, you know, she was trying to help you. Explain. And then Worski's like, shut the fuck up, Josh. And everybody...

2:42:02
Unknown_04: everybody stood up and applauded and the because they're like begone thought begone thoughts like fucking uh andy mingo their own way ski over here is starting up a fucking male revolution by kicking big town warski yeah yeah yeah and like eventually she came back and they were they were both i think she has experience dealing with like crazy people on coke sure

2:42:57
Unknown_30: You think that wrestling is like a bastion of sensible people? I don't know. I don't think so, man. Between the roid rage and just the built-in insanity, I think that she's probably seen a hell of a lot more crazy than Andy's got to dish out. You know what I'm saying?

Unknown_04: And Ralph got in, and Ralph calmed everybody down. And we had a talk, and she's like, January 19th, either you guys show up or you don't show up. That's all there is to it. There's no checks. I think there's like one test for something, but that's it.

Unknown_04: It either happens or it doesn't on January the 19th. Is there a drug test? I don't know for sure. I think there is one test for drugs. Maybe not, because they picked Tennessee.

2:43:31
Unknown_04: Like, specifically Tennessee, which doesn't have laws regarding drug tests and shit for fights.

Unknown_04: Like, that was a big thing that Andy was talking about, because they were saying that Tonka's going to be on so many painkillers because of his neck problem that he would not be able to pass a drug test in any other state. And, like, Tennessee and Alaska are the only ones that don't have drug tests.

Unknown_04: So, yeah, again, at the end of it, I was like, you know, it either happens or it doesn't happen. And I really hope that you guys can have this fight because it's like sexual tension that's building for like a year. You got to fight. You just you got to have an oily wrestling release.

2:44:05
Unknown_30: You got to get the release. But and then like even after that, like Ralph said, we'll all stream it on the kill stream.

Unknown_04: This is before he got taken down, obviously. But Tonka sent out like a tweet saying Ethan Ralph will have no part of this.

Unknown_34: I was like, what the fuck?

Unknown_04: What's wrong with you people? Just fight. I remember when men were men and they would fight. They would take it to the squared circle if they had a dispute.

2:44:42
Unknown_30: Well, the thing that happened to Tonka, I've been thinking about Tonka Tell you the truth. Not because I give a shit about the guy, but because of the change in the guy, right? Okay, so the guy burst on the scene like December of last year, right? The Tonka saw the Kumite was sort of like a very low level kind of thing, like in 2017.

Unknown_30: But in December, when Jeff Holliday was on the show, I mean, Tonka himself said that Jeff Holliday was on his show and said some bullshit about doxing me, as a matter of fact. and the show fucking exploded right and uh you know went up to you know 1500 2000 2500 3000 views and the money was rolling in and everything was great and see before that it was just tonka's hobby and then it just got big with a lot of attention and the whole thing right and money but i look i don't really know tanka's financial situation but you know if he was living he was doing all right before the show

2:45:37
Unknown_30: And he was just, you know, keeping it along as a hobby and such. So I figured that, you know, he was all right for money. So this bump up in December, it wasn't like a big thing. It wasn't like a make or break kind of thing, right? So anyway, he blows up in December. And then when's the IBS apocalypse, the Medicare stream? That was like in June, I think, May. I forget. And like the whole thing comes crashing down. Right. So, you know, it was like like a supernova went nova and then died. Right. But, you know, he wants that hit. He's like a drug addict. You know, he tasted the smack and he wants more. And he wants to go back to the good old days, the good old days that lasted just a few weeks, a few months at most. He wants to go back to that. And that's really interesting. It's like this weird kind of hubris and just he can't let go. And he can't just enjoy the fact that, yeah, I had a supernova. It died off. I'm moving on. He can't let that go. And he's doing all these gay ops and shit. You know what I'm saying?

2:46:15
Unknown_04: Yeah, it's weird. Like the best advice that I heard from, I think it was Ralph. It's like, don't chase the numbers because if you chase the numbers, you're going to hurt yourself in the process. Yeah. Or maybe it was Jim that was talking about it. But like right now, 780 people are watching this and I didn't think anybody was going to be watching it because it's just some shit that I stirred up for no reason. Um, but I mean, it's the best numbers I've seen so far. It's better than the plan streams It's just it's just strange because people it's very hard to predict what people want So it tends to be better just to do something that you want as people usually like that a lot better. I

2:46:59
Unknown_30: Yeah, because what's happened to me was that I was doing my channel for 15 months, and nobody was paying attention. I mean, I had a fairly decent-sized channel. I mean, it got to about 17,000 people, 17,000 subscribers. I was happy with it. And then in June, it just fucking took off, right? I wasn't doing anything particularly different, okay? And I realized that it was just caprice. It was just the capriciousness of the YouTube algorithm that just took me up and put me on top of the moon. Now I'm sitting on, you know, 111,000 subscribers, but it's nice, it's funny, you know, but it's not real because it was just, you know, a trick of fate. For some reason, the algorithm all of a sudden loved me because, you know, they started pushing posts that I posted last September of 17, okay? Those are the posts that started taking off fucking nine, 10 months after I posted them, you know?

2:48:10
Unknown_04: And somebody just said they got tricked by my Medicare background. Yeah.

Unknown_04: Let me show people that again. I'm proud of it.

Unknown_30: I'll post it. Let me see it. Now we're talking. The NPC Jim. The Jewish NPC Jim.

Unknown_30: You could do fake advertising on a stream. Who's going to fucking sue you? You know what I mean?

Unknown_04: I would encourage Jim to sue me. That'd be fucking fun.

2:48:43
Unknown_30: Sure I would.

Unknown_30: Oh yeah, we'd get to Doc's gym. That was Kraut's plan all along, to sue Jim so that he'd get his docs.

Unknown_04: Well, even that wouldn't work, because supposedly it's Jade's social security number tied to the YouTube account and Patreon account, so it would only go to her.

Unknown_04: But ultimately it was her voter registration information that pointed to the house that confirmed it.

Unknown_30: Well, I think that it doesn't really matter. I personally don't give a shit who Jim actually is, just so long as he's funny, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, let's everybody's take on it.

2:49:14
Unknown_04: Yeah.

Unknown_30: But, you know, the whole issue of trying to dock somebody is just to get shit over them, to be able to say, aha, I got your info.

Unknown_04: Well, sometimes it's really fun because people have a massive fucking panic attack that Jim's never going to come back and it's totally your fault. Yeah.

Unknown_30: No, no. I mean, well, you know, Jim likes it, you know, so he'll always be back, you know, and he'll probably at some point he'll go away for a while.

Unknown_30: He'll come back, you know?

2:49:50
Unknown_04: That might be soon.

Unknown_04: Here's a hot take. I want to talk to some other people after this.

Unknown_30: Okay, let's do a hot take round. You do your hot take on Jim, and I got one on Sargon.

Unknown_04: On Sargon?

Unknown_30: Yeah.

Unknown_04: Oh, God, there's so many hot takes you could have on Sargon. No, I got a good one. With Jim, I think he's taking the whole fight with the skeptics too seriously, and it's going to hit a point where he thinks this is really gay, and he's going to leave based on that.

Unknown_30: No, I don't think so.

2:50:21
Unknown_04: You don't think so?

Unknown_30: No, because skeptics are just being so autistic with their ops and shit that it's just an endless lol cow.

Unknown_04: Just keep on lacking that lol cow. I agree that they're being silly, but I do believe that the whole I'm going to crucify you, you're fucking done kiddo kind of speech that he did with VE, it's like if he doesn't let off the gas a little bit. He went a little bit overboard. If he doesn't let off the gas a little bit, he's going to burn himself out, I think. So he should take a break to talk about something he thinks is really funny and that has nothing to do with the drama.

2:50:57
Unknown_30: Well, I think that Sargon's hello, Jim, and that whole thing, that basically declaration of war, I think it really bothered him a lot more than he let on. The grooming allegation. Maybe. Because... Jim's always had, like, this thing about pedos, right? I mean, he's really, like... To just, you know, the way he reacts to them, you'd think he'd been, like, in prison and had learned, you know, prison house rules that, you know, sex offenders and pedos, you know, get the shiv before chow down, you know what I mean? He really hates pedos, and so to be accused of grooming by Sargon must have really chapped his ass. I mean, he hid it pretty well, but it was...

2:51:40
Unknown_30: People who were like watchers of Jim could sort of like tell that he was just pissed.

Unknown_04: He sounded more pissed after he got doxxed and he was talking to V. Like when he was talking to V, he was clearly fucking mad.

Unknown_04: He did not say, he wasn't even like sarcastic. No, no, no, it was mad mad, yeah.

Unknown_30: Not as badly as when he blew his stack at Baked Alaska. That was fucking epic. That was fucking funny. Okay, but no.

Unknown_30: Okay, so that's your hot take. You figure that Jim's going to realize that he's going overboard.

Unknown_04: He's going to burn out on the skeptics, and he's going to take a break.

2:52:16
Unknown_30: Who knows? That remains to be seen. This is my hot take. I might have mentioned it to you privately, okay, because I've mentioned it to a couple of people, just sort of like floating out the idea, and the more I think about it, the more true I think. This is pure speculation on my part, okay? I have no fucking evidence of any sort whatsoever.

Unknown_30: I bet that Sargon invested quite a bit of cash in Gab, and he's realizing that he's not going to see that money ever again.

Unknown_04: What makes you think that?

Unknown_30: Well, Gab was doing that fundraising thing.

2:52:48
Unknown_04: Yeah, yeah. Well, what makes you think that – what did he do that led on to this?

Unknown_30: After that Gab thing, he's been like really snippy, you know? Like really like – how could I put it?

Unknown_30: It's snippy at people at different situations, like he was on that Laveau stream.

Unknown_30: and um look you know there are different sorts of reasoning right and one of them is called abductive reasoning there's inductive reasoning and deductive reasoning and one of them is abductive reasoning okay and that is just like looking at a bunch of pieces that are unrelated but coming up with an explanation that explains most of the pieces on the on the table right okay i'm really good at that okay it's basically an educated guess and point of fact abductive logic is like key to formulating hypotheses okay because ultimately that's what a hypothesis is and you go out you you have to come up with a hypothesis okay and you come up with it via abductive reasoning i'm good at this i i called that bunty was gay and well he was wait did he come out as gay is that what's the name of the the the uh the celebrity that did that when the molestation thing came out the rape allegations came out he said uh i've i've chose to live as a homosexual or something and everybody gave him shit you're dropping out man what did you say

2:53:35
Unknown_04: I said, what was the name of the celebrity that did the I'm gay thing after?

Unknown_30: Oh, yeah, that was Kevin Spacey.

Unknown_04: Yeah, Kevin Spacey did the Kevin Spacey thing where everybody was like, you eat shit. And he's like, I'm gay.

2:54:18
Unknown_30: Exactly. Exactly. So anyway, I call that one. Okay. And a few others. Right.

Unknown_30: I Sargon's got that vibe that he lost money and it happened right around, you know, the gab going down and, and Andrew Torva and, and Sargon had, had been poo pooing a gab, but then he started pushing it really hard in August of 17 and,

Unknown_30: know and um yeah yeah i bet he dropped you know like maybe not that much maybe you know 20 30 000 pounds but you know see sargon is an arrogant guy right you don't have to you sell people on that particular notion right and see arrogant people especially people who don't know what the they're doing when they're they're competent one thing they think that they're competent in everything And so a lot of people who are successful in one business figure that they can go into investing and they'll make out like gangbusters. And from Sargon's point of view, it would have been a smart bet to invest in Gab because he would have thought, hey, I'm sitting on near a million subscribers. I can get a lot of my subs to go to Gab and build it up. And if I own a piece of Gab, I'll make out like a bandit, right? Now, that calculation didn't turn out as planned, but he must have made the investment before he made the push to get people to join Gab, right? And when he made the push to get people to join Gab and they didn't show up, you start to realize that the limits of his power, his online power, don't even translate into building up another website, right? And Andrew Torba, you know,

2:55:51
Unknown_30: You yourself, you were telling me that Andrew Torben just, you know, spent a lot of the money on non-GAB related non-essentials, right? So, yeah, I'm betting that that's what happened, that he blew a shit ton of money on GAB and he's come to the realization that he's never going to see that cash again.

Unknown_04: Yeah, if you gave money to Andrew Torba, you'll never see that money again, just for everybody listening.

Unknown_04: I don't know. I don't listen to Sargon at all. I pay no attention to the skeptics. His Hello Jim stream was the first impression I ever got of him, and when I watched that stream, I thought, I hate you. I hate you. You are fucking vile. That was my first impression of Sargon.

2:56:26
Unknown_04: Yeah, yeah.

Unknown_30: But I think that—well, look, this is my hot take. Like I said at the beginning, I have no fucking evidence of any sort whatsoever. It's just a wild guess. But I'll bet you, I'll bet you that something like that happened, that he lost a shit ton of money, okay? I mean, it happens all the time. It happens all the time to those guys who win the lottery, and they're like, hey, yeah, I—

2:57:05
Unknown_30: fucking smart I'm gonna go invest in the stock market or whatever the fuck I mean they lose everything in about five minutes right it happens all the time you know I'm betting something like that happened something like that happened and and you know he's like nursing just a big hole in his balance sheet you know what I'm saying yeah so yeah well we'll see we'll see what other hot take you got going

Unknown_04: That's about it. Oh, he'll probably bring back This Week in Stupid when his Patreon drops below 10,000. His Patreon is falling? Oh, yeah. I got it social blade up on the stream right now.

Unknown_04: I'll move it.

Unknown_30: His Patreon or his numbers? His numbers are dropping, but his Patreon, I don't think they're dropping.

Unknown_04: His number of patrons is going down. His money has been falling. It has these weird spikes and troughs and valleys, and it's strange.

2:57:59
Unknown_04: Oh, what's his name?

Unknown_30: He's got a sugar daddy.

Unknown_04: I think so, too.

Unknown_30: No, I know for a fact. I forget the name of the guy. He's like some rich guy.

Unknown_30: who like doles out, you know, like, you know, sometimes five figures to the guy, like in the times that he raised money for some, for that Aquila lawsuit, the copyright lawsuit, he got a couple of donations for 10,000 pounds from some sugar daddy. Yeah. Some, some buddy of his, some, some guy who thinks aces of it. Right. You look at graph tree on that has, um, yeah, I'm looking at right now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking at that now. What can you put them up on screen so people can see it?

2:58:32
Unknown_04: I've had it up for like, for like five minutes.

Unknown_30: I don't care.

Unknown_29: Sorry.

Unknown_29: Yeah, man. No, I mean, yeah, number of users has dropped, but earnings steady.

Unknown_04: Well, it's a rebound. The money drops proportionally to the Patreons, and then it rebounds. So I think that's what I said. I think somebody's fucking with it to keep them up. But once his actual numbers drop significantly, he'll bring back this weekend's stupid.

2:59:04
Unknown_30: No, no, no. Are you talking about that monthly dip every time?

Unknown_30: No, that's totally natural on Patreon.

Unknown_06: But the number of patrons is dropping every month.

Unknown_06: Like I'm looking at it, he went up to 3,600 and now he's back down to 3,300.

Unknown_04: So he's lost 300 patrons, actual people donating since this happened. His money hasn't changed all that much, but it looks like one person is making up for the difference each month.

2:59:36
Unknown_30: Yes, that's who I'm talking about. His sugar daddy. Or whatever the guy's name is. I forget. If you go to his GoFundMe and just... I found that name. Somebody in chat, if you could be so kind as to go to the GoFundMe Sargon setup and look at the top donors to that GoFundMe and you'll find it. I got so many goddamn windows open that I lost your stream. I don't even know where the fuck it is.

Unknown_30: Um...

Unknown_30: Okay. Well, you know, I'll try, I'll try to find you, but, uh, no, the other, the other numbers I've been looking for crowds. Oh, that's just so, so harsh.

3:00:12
Unknown_04: Oh, crowds completely irrelevant. He he's what's strange is that his, like, I don't know much about crap, but when I see him on Twitter, he just comes across as like an, like one of the random mad people that just reply angrily to everything. It was just like white noise, the universal background noise. It's just like that.

Unknown_30: Oh, here you are. Yeah. Yeah. Gotcha. Um,

Unknown_30: Yeah, well, he used to be relevant, you know? I mean, you missed out on the whole Krautgate thing. That was funny. That was a funny situation.

Unknown_30: But no, I think that... Poor Kraut. Okay, here's the background, right? So a couple of weeks ago, he puts out a video on Imperial Japan, right? Imperial Japan, who gives a shit, right? What kind of content is that? It's like a documentary, kind of like trying to be big-brained about the shit, right? And, you know, I don't know shit about the Japanese imperialism around the Second World War. I mean, zero, right? You know, that's absolutely nothing. So I hear it, and I'm like, oh, on the ball, you know, who knows, you know? But what I notice is that, see, he puts out the post, right? And automatically he loses 200 subs on that day, and the next day he drops another 60.

3:01:20
Unknown_04: Oh, yeah, no, I heard you talking about this. He basically drops subs every time that people realize they're still subscribing to him.

Unknown_30: Yeah, you know, he put out another video yesterday. He dropped 336. And, you know, the day's not over.

Unknown_30: Sunday is still not over, in the States at least. And he's just dropping like a fucking rock, right? And it's just fucking hilarious. And the video, well, you saw my shit stream, right?

Unknown_04: Yeah, I saw the first half of it.

3:01:57
Unknown_04: Yeah, trim that shit. 20 minutes is too long.

Unknown_30: I know, I know, I know, I know. But like I always say, I'm long-winded, man. What the fuck is a nigger going to do, man? That's life. I'm just born that way. But I was born that way. What are you trying to do? Are you bigoted against long-winded people? Fuck you. Fuck you!

Unknown_30: No, seriously. Talking about these people, a year ago,

Unknown_30: They were so much bigger, and they just burned credibility.

3:02:29
Unknown_04: They probably lost a lot of people to Ralph and Joe.

Unknown_30: No, no, no. They lost the people first, and then the people gravitated to Ralph.

Unknown_30: That's the thing. They lost credibility. They just burned their credibility. I'm not quite sure why. What was the point of it? It was like somebody who had been very rich after working all of his life very hard.

Unknown_30: squander his money on baubles and stupidity you know what i mean it's kind of weird yeah you know but oh well look man you gotta sunset me because uh i think i'm boring chat and um yeah all right well take it easy thank you for calling in thank you so much take it easy bye chat also i want to point out there's this guy in chat i'm alone now but there's this guy in chat let me try to scroll up and find him because he's he's cracking me up i'm trying not to laugh on the mic

3:03:26
Unknown_04: Where the fuck is he? Did he stop talking? Did he leave? His name is, oh, Dope Monkey. This dude is like dead set believing that I dox Jim so that I could stream during his time slot and pretend to be him. I am currently wearing a gym suit. I went to his house. I confirmed the dox. And I went there with a scalping knife. And I'm wearing the fucking gym suit right now. I brought that shit over with me to Russia. They'll never find me. I'm in Siberia wearing my gym suit. It's fucking comfy. It's nice and insulated and warm right now.

3:03:57
Unknown_04: Oh Okay, let me Let me try to pull somebody on real quick because I do have to go to the bathroom and I'm either going to play I'm either gonna play a random War dog stream or I'm gonna get Marvin to talk about sky coin because the the story with sky coin that I mentioned briefly before Is very funny. Let's just play a

Unknown_04: Faux irony? Yeah, I'm being sarcastic about being sarcastic. Actually, literally, wear the fucking gym suit. It's very comfy. All right, let me pull up a random WarDog video so I can go to the bathroom real quick, because I've been streaming for way too long.

3:04:31
Unknown_06: Where are you, WarDog? My man.

Unknown_06: I don't even know if I can do this. I forgot I'm fucking tethered still.

Unknown_06: I think a lot of people watching this don't remember who Wardog is already. So I'll just try to play something adequate.

3:05:09
Unknown_06: What's this?

Unknown_06: Only four seconds. Wardog, I need longer video so I can go to the bathroom.

Unknown_06: Oh, I can full screen. OK, I got to do it over.

Unknown_04: He's at a fucking homeless shelter! Wardog! Wardog, why are you at a homeless shelter?

Unknown_06: Give me a long one.

Unknown_06: Uh... Okay, let's do this one.

3:05:42
Unknown_06: This video is for Haley.

Unknown_22: Haley, I know I just met you. But I am a 2000 year old alien god spirit.

Unknown_22: I am the Holy Spirit.

Unknown_22: I am God. I am Jesus.

Unknown_22: I am Muhammad. I am also a pedophile.

Unknown_22: When I first met you, I was struck with this vibe.

3:06:16
Unknown_22: It just totally enlightened me.

Unknown_22: I was truly happy.

3:06:48
Unknown_22: On the inside.

Unknown_04: Okay, what'd I miss? When I got to start talking to you. At the perfect age.

Unknown_22: I can't wait to find out more about you. And get to know you.

Unknown_22: Nobody will fuck with you because I'm the biggest hacker in the world.

Unknown_22: This video is dedicated solely to Haley.

Unknown_22: My new angel.

Unknown_22: The spirit of Aethon Goddess is within you.

3:07:21
Unknown_22: Congratulations. You are better than 99% of the other females I talked to.

Unknown_04: Hey, don't call him mundane. This is fucking Wardog. He ain't mundane. I will bless you your whole life.

Unknown_22: If you need money, my resources are endless when we vote. If you need drugs, they can arrive in the mail. Do you want weed?

Unknown_22: Do you want to get high?

Unknown_22: I'm your drug dealer, your best friend, your lover, your daddy, your soulmate.

3:07:54
Unknown_22: That's just the wind. You're still homeless. Mainly your daddy.

Unknown_22: Cheers to the squad. We have Haley. Welcome her. If you know her, if you get to know her, you will worship her.

Unknown_22: Cheers to my boys helping me stack subscribers on YouTube.

Unknown_22: I need all the help I can get.

Unknown_22: Copy the link to my YouTube channel.

Unknown_04: Send it to as many people as you can.

Unknown_22: Use the share feature. No, I don't have it really.

3:08:29
Unknown_22: Use the share feature.

Unknown_22: And share it as hard as you can with Snapchat.

Unknown_22: And then when they open the search and they don't respond, DM them a hard spam that says to subscribe to the channel.

Unknown_22: And they will subscribe.

Unknown_22: We're on Discord. Just use Discord to meet us in 100 servers.

Unknown_22: And you're in 100 servers. And everybody who types... Alright, the wind is too bad on this video.

Unknown_04: Let me not show this one. Let me show one that he specifically sent me that was just fucking amazing. And I think everybody will enjoy seeing this even a second time.

3:09:04
Unknown_07: Is that TMS? Holy shit!

Unknown_26: No! That's Mr. Destructoid! I am back!

Unknown_26: I am back!

Unknown_26: I am back! Ready to go ham! Let's see what we got!

3:09:39
Unknown_26: Up in this bitch!

Unknown_26: Headshot Mr. Destructoid is here to destroy He's stepping on the broken There's broken glass over there I am back I will be destroying things Non-stop Uploading weekly I am the original Mr. Destructoid Assigned by KMS We will bring you home soon, Rory. Shout out to Cypher, Jones, Alex...

3:10:24
Unknown_04: Everybody, okay, everybody who's talking about Cans.Wave is making me very nostalgic for old, for old, uh, ghosts.

Unknown_04: Making me sad a little bit.

Unknown_04: Let's check on Mundane Matt. What's he up to? This is supposed to be like a stream snipe, but we got bored of him, like, instantly.

3:10:58
Unknown_12: He has 183. We have like 800. And it's definitely something.

Unknown_05: That's funny.

Unknown_12: Let's find out who can do the magic 1,000th dislike. Because apparently someone was not able to stream today because of this. Apparently it's been going around Twitter. I've seen some comments sent my way as a result of that. So if Sunday Funday is going to happen, Sunday Funday can happen.

Unknown_04: I'm dislike number 997. If you guys want to dislike this video, please go ahead. Everything on that one.

Unknown_12: And so, yeah, if you guys got any final questions, we take it up. I can answer some questions. Boyd, what's going on, buddy? It's not Josh.

3:11:29
Unknown_04: This isn't Josh. Don't fucking say that shit.

Unknown_12: Insulted my honor.

Unknown_04: And OK, it's a thousand now. Yeah, I know. I know.

Unknown_12: I was like, get into dislikes.

Unknown_06: It fucked London map.

Unknown_06: Anything else I can think of?

Unknown_04: Let's just play a song and end it. We've been going on too long. It's officially time.

3:12:00
Unknown_04: Officially time to end it. Can I pick a song? Can I pick a song?

Unknown_06: I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Give me a second.

Unknown_06: Oh, does Marvin want to talk about Skycoin? He's not in there, though. I can't bring him on.

Unknown_06: Uh... Do I wanna... Okay, you tell me, guys.

Unknown_04: Should I play something chinky, or should I play something cheeky? I'll type it so you guys... Because I slur. I have an autistic method slur.

3:12:32
Unknown_06: I'm not playing Moon Man. I like my channel.

Unknown_06: Okay, something cheeky-brooky. I have a...

Unknown_06: Let's just play something fucking weird. I think that'll be appropriate.

3:13:19
Unknown_06: Let me enable adblock. Okay, this is Ice Peak, Sikazka.

Unknown_06: Assuming it wants to load. I don't think it wants to load, though.

Unknown_06: I'm sorry, I'm still broadcasting, like, through my phone.

Unknown_04: It really, it really, really, really does not want to load.

Unknown_04: Why is it...

Unknown_04: Why is it showing my fucking Thunderbird?

3:13:53
Unknown_04: Wait, hold up. I want this to be correct.

Unknown_06: Why are you showing the wrong thing? There we go. It looks right on my preview. There we go. Thank you. It's me, it's me I'm dreaming of you again It's me, it's me My name is your fear My name is your fear