Story of Narcissa Wright 2018-10-17

0:00:22
Unknown_13: Let's see. How is this? Can you guys hear me? Is everything working finally? Oh, perfect. Perfect.

Unknown_13: It's my favorite song of all time. By far. Brings back some memories.

Unknown_13: Well, I hope everybody's morning is doing fine. I hope everybody's doing well. It's 5pm here, just the perfect time.

Unknown_13: Perfect time to talk to myself and to talk with all of you. I hope you're all having a nice morning.

0:00:57
Unknown_13: Let's see. I have a full pa- I wanna see if I can-

Unknown_13: Broadcast the sound the sound of my notebook which is full of notes about a fucking spastic The spastic I'm not gonna be too mean to because that would be bullying and this is not a bullying stream Of course, so I'm just gonna throw this out there. Don't get mad I will be referring to them in the present tense as Narcissa, they, them pronouns, because I know for a fact, I know for a fact, my friends, that Narcissa Wright will be watching on the stream, because Narcissa Wright watches everything about Narcissa Wright.

0:01:38
Unknown_13: So, let's see, where do I even begin? I want to thank Melchett, Smutley, somebody named DeWu, Miss Segination, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, and Visitor for providing me with some clips. Narcissa Wright is not somebody that I personally am intimately familiar with.

Unknown_13: And I know many of you watching this don't really know all the drama with Narcissa. So don't worry, don't feel too bad. We're going to be doing this discovery together. In fact, there are some clips I have I haven't had the time to watch all the way through. So my reaction to them is going to be genuine in its novelty.

0:02:19
Unknown_13: You've probably heard the name Narcissa. You've probably heard the name Cosmo before.

Unknown_13: And somebody asking, is Cosmo stream sniping? Cosmo will probably be stream sniping. Or Narcissible. I've already fucked up.

Unknown_14: I've already fucked up. I'm sorry, I don't mean a dead name. I don't mean a dead name.

Unknown_14: I'm sorry YouTube, don't shut it down.

Unknown_13: Let's introduce actual Cosmo, the Cosmo of the past. Now again, I'm bad at computers, so I'm going to try and insert a clip, hopefully so that I can hear it and then you can hear it. So when you start seeing this clip, I want you to tell me if you can hear it.

0:02:54
Unknown_13: Let's see, where do I want to start? I have like 12 of these.

Unknown_15: Let's do this. This is a little bit of an introduction. This is called the Cosmo Hop.

Unknown_15: Hopefully you guys can hear that just fine.

0:03:33
Unknown_13: So, I know some people are going to be listening to this in the car, so just to explain this, this is a clip of Zelda and the Widowmaker from way back when.

Unknown_13: One of the games that Cosmo became famous for streaming.

Unknown_13: And if you don't know what speedrunning is, it's trying to beat the game as quickly as possible. So it's kind of showing a trick where you can beat a part of the map without losing a valuable quest item. that can help you get through the next part of the map very quickly. So the little trick he pulled was named the Cosmo Hop because he was the one who discovered it. And Cosmo was a very successful and very famous speedrunner and was an integral part of the community. People refer to him as an idol. A lot of people started speedrunning because Cosmo did it first.

0:04:18
Unknown_13: And he was well-liked. Cosmo Wright was a very well-liked and respected member of the community. And let me show you a different clip that'll kind of give you an idea of what Cosmo was like just as a person, just kind of chilling out.

Unknown_15: Where is it? I know you're here. I know you're here.

0:04:54
Unknown_15: Where the fuck did it go? I literally just downloaded it.

Unknown_15: Oh, I see.

Unknown_15: Oh, I remember.

Unknown_13: I figured it out. This was something I couldn't download because I wanted to show you guys more than just the clip itself. I wanted to show you the comments. So we're going to interact with this, if I can figure it out.

Unknown_13: And there we go.

Unknown_08: And tell me if you guys can hear this as well. I'm going to dump this over my head. I'm going to donate as well. I'm also nominating Trihex, Wurster, and Runnerguy2489 to take the ice bucket challenge.

0:05:26
Unknown_13: So that's Cosmo with his girlfriend, Adrian. And we're going to be talking about Adrian a little bit more in the future. But that's just him. That's just him doing some stuff, being a part of the community. And I really wanted to show you guys this, not as a video, but as a browser feature. Because I want to show you guys the comments. The comments to this video are like frozen in time. It's like when you visit an ex-Soviet city, and it's still very Soviet. It feels like it's lost. lost in time. So let's scroll down and check out the comments for this.

0:06:00
Unknown_13: That scream though, and check out this is four years ago, that scream though, only the manliest screams come from Cosmo. I don't think he realized how ironic that comment would be.

Unknown_13: Oh, these guys are making jokes about saving frames and stuff by doing certain things, and it's just a pun based on speedrunning and how they do tricks to beat the game faster, and how every second counts.

0:06:41
Unknown_13: Cosmo, Heart, can't wait to see the Worcester Trihex and Runner guy do this as well. Oh god, I want to see Worcester do this. So he's got friends, people know him, people see him as a part of the community. And this was only four years ago. Where everybody, like, is your real name Cosmo Wright? It feels so strange reading these because these people have no idea what's right around the corner. And it's very sad, isn't it?

Unknown_13: Isn't it sad?

Unknown_13: And this is all of them are like this. I think this video has has almost 100,000 views and Everybody everybody's just happy everybody's happy even says in the video that he's donating the money to charity and people are like What a great guy and what a stand-up guy this Cosmo right is So Let me introduce you then to our second character in this study named Narcissa, right?

0:07:38
Unknown_15: And I do have an abundance of things I can show you for this. Let's show you... Let's go with this, because I think this is adequately... If you're wondering, I also have no fucking idea what this is about.

Unknown_08: to the homebrewed Wii, the region-freed WAD, to the replacement joystick, to the HORI minipad, to the rubber band... I can't... I think this is like a slam poetry thing?

0:08:17
Unknown_13: I really have no fucking idea.

Unknown_08: to the practice, the process, the save state, to the game shark, the game saver, the gecko code, to the cheating, the splicing, the policing, the audio waveform, my mind wanders,

Unknown_08: to the timer, the inconsistency, the dropped frames, to the bitrate, the capture card, the interlacing. It's about how depressing it is being a speedrunner. Well, he seemed to be having a good time when he had friends and wasn't a fucking freak. These adapters are subtle, invisible, already in use. I see the grand decentralization of it all.

0:08:50
Unknown_08: My mind wanders.

Unknown_08: I just, I just like how it's set to Zelda. It's just so bizarre. Yeah, I think, I think the poetry is just about how he's not having fun anymore doing this.

0:09:24
Unknown_13: He's not having fun and it's also abstract.

Unknown_09: You know, it's not something that he that he does for enjoyment it's just something that he does because he does it and It's kind of gay and my thought is if you're not having fun doing something don't do it

Unknown_13: Maybe he's just too, too into it now. It's been too long. It's been years and he's still a part of it. He doesn't feel like he can do anything else. But, you know, I know for a fact if I was doing something, no matter how long I've been doing it, if I stopped enjoying it, I would stop fucking doing it, like immediately.

Unknown_13: But, I mean, that really sums up everything that there is to say about Narcissa.

0:10:02
Unknown_13: Over the years, he's stopped enjoying streaming, he's stopped enjoying video games, he's stopped enjoying Let's Playing, and there's a reason for that. Again, I have my handy-dandy notebook here of all the clues as to what happened to Cosmo.

Unknown_13: Let's start.

Unknown_13: Let's start with the simplest story, I guess. I'm just going to go ahead and drop this in and read parts of it. This is something that I've not read, but I know it's important. Transform screen. There we go.

Unknown_13: This is going to get out one way or another, so I'm just going to come out and say it. Cosmo and I aren't together anymore. It's mutual, we're in different places in our lives, and it's best that we separate for now. I originally was going to wait to say anything, but unfortunately people are pushy, especially since I haven't been around in the past few days, and I feel uncomfortable with the idea of lying for weeks on end.

0:10:41
Unknown_13: Uh...

Unknown_13: Yeah, it's just everything else is woe is me. This is the person who was laughing in the other video, and Adrian is actually alleged...

Unknown_13: to have cucked Cosmo. As Cosmo, not as Narcissa. Adrian left before the transition. And the story goes that Adrian wanted to dump him. And he couldn't handle that and said, look, let's just go to an open relationship to make things interesting. And the result of that was Adrian openly flirting with people at these speedrunning events. And it became kind of public knowledge that Adrian was fucking around with other guys while they were together.

0:11:14
Unknown_13: The end result is Cosmo was pretty crushed. Needless to say. But this is only one of four parts.

0:11:49
Unknown_13: I mentioned the speedrunning community and how he was widely accepted into that and a well-liked person.

Unknown_13: But that in itself changed. There were some shifts in regards to his perception there.

Unknown_13: And I'll play this clip. This clip is...

Unknown_13: of Cosmo talking to somebody named Totodile Dundee. And this is what Cosmo and Totodile were talking about. And this is right before the transition as well.

0:12:28
Unknown_08: Do you think it's productive to call me a whiny faggot, Totodile Dundee? What's the point of that? What's the point of saying that?

Unknown_08: Like, great fucking contribution, man. Fuck you, asshole. Jesus Christ. I'm just done with this shit.

Unknown_13: That's a very small clip, but his relationship with his peers in the community kind of soured, and that had a large role in affecting how he felt about streaming. There was another event

0:13:06
Unknown_13: worth mentioning, his friend, female friend, Rachel Brike, threw herself off a bridge and she died. And this is like four different things were happening at once. You had the cuckooning, you had people in the community being rude to him, you had his girlfriend walking, or that's part of the cuckooning, but you have a female friend killing herself, and then widely attributed, this is considered by many to kind of be the breaking point in the Cosmo to Narcissa transformation.

0:13:41
Unknown_13: And it's painful to watch. I don't know how much commentary I can give over this because it's quite loud. I think many of you who know about Narcissa already know what's coming. And while this probably isn't the straw that broke the camel's back, in terms of the theater of life, I think this is. I think this is.

0:14:13
Unknown_17: Starts at five

Unknown_13: So for those of you who are watching or listening in the car or something, this is a Nintendo World Tournament live event. So they're standing there in person playing this game. This is the release of Super Mario Maker. They're making custom levels and trying to speedrun it as much as possible. So it's a head-to-head competition with John Numbers and Cosmo Wright, two very famous people in the speedrunning community. attempting this live for the first time. And John Numbers is absolutely fucking destroying Cosmo Wright. Cosmo has not beaten the very first trap, and John Numbers is already on the second stage.

0:15:20
Unknown_13: I've been corrected. John Numbers is a complete unknown. So he was not famous. He was just a stranger who happened to be competing at the live event for the first time. Nobody knew who he was. Whereas Cosmo was very famous already. And so this defeat is especially crushing. Because again, John Numbers is just absolutely shitting on Cosmo. And Cosmo is still stuck at the very first trap. While John Numbers is now on the third stage.

0:16:03
Unknown_13: Now for those of you wondering, this is several minutes. I'm gonna watch it all, because I don't want to skip through it. I just want you all to grieve. I want you to grieve. You don't have an option. Because think about Cosmo right now. Think about how Cosmo is

Unknown_13: And, uh, how he feels, because he's still at the first trap. He is still at the first trap on the first stage, and John Numbers is already halfway through the third stage. It is... It is... It's embarra- It's hard to watch. It's embarrassing to watch. But he does not give up. He just sits there. And this is live. They're standing next to each other on a fucking stage, and this is happening. And thousands of people are watching this. And yes, this is the public reveal of Super Mario Maker.

0:16:37
Unknown_13: So the Nintendo guys put together some custom stages in the software to show it off what it could do and they had some of the what were supposed to be some of the best Mario players do it live in front of an audience for the the title of the Nintendo live event and John Numbers is absolutely destroying Cosmo right now.

0:17:16
Unknown_13: The modern Mike Tyson versus Buster Douglas fight.

Unknown_13: No, there is a facecam for those of you who actually want to see what Cosmo looks like right now. Again, they're standing on a stage next to each other. And when this is over, they will actually meet each other on the stage. And that's what I want to wait to.

Unknown_13: Ooh, I think this was 2015?

0:17:51
Unknown_13: I don't know for sure. And again, John Numbers is almost at the end of the final stage, I think. I think he's about to... there's a Bowser at the end of the stage.

Unknown_26: There's Bowser.

0:18:28
Unknown_13: And Cosmo is at the second stage while John Numbers is basically kicking Bowser's ass right now. Bowser's down, the bridge is cut, and he is the winner of the Nintendo World Event.

Unknown_13: There he is, some guy nobody knew until today.

Unknown_13: He looks like Waluigi, like a real-life Waluigi.

Unknown_13: There's Cosmo, still is Cosmo, perhaps the last appearance of Cosmo, right.

0:19:23
Unknown_13: Now the comments on this video, by the way, are some of the best on YouTube as well. Because they're just like, have you ever beat somebody so bad they became a woman?

Unknown_13: It's just every comment is some fucking brutality just like that.

Unknown_13: No, he's not- I'm killing myself. He's- I'm cutting my dick off. Actually, you know what? That's a great segue. You know what a person needs after a shocking defeat like that? You know what they need?

0:19:57
Unknown_15: They need a big bottle of Soylent.

Unknown_14: Oh yeah. Everybody knows, everybody in chat knows that the Sully's coming. Okay this is...

Unknown_13: Ooh, do I want to get into this before I get into the high score? Yeah, let's do it. I want to talk about the soy. I want to talk about the soy. And I can't turn on super chat because I don't have a thousand subscribers, so please, please subscribe so I can get a couple pennies a stream.

Unknown_13: No, this is an actual real-life picture of Narcissorite's fridge packed to the brim with soy. And I want to know, chat, I want you to tell me, chat, do you think That weirdo trannies are attracted to Soylent, or do you think that Soylent is a poison that turns you into a weirdo tranny? I want to hear what you guys think. Is it... Press 1 for trannies like Soy, press 2 for Soy turns you into a tranny.

0:20:38
Unknown_15: I'm seeing a lot of twos. Oh my god.

Unknown_13: Oh my god, the twos.

Unknown_13: Oh, that's funny.

0:21:12
Unknown_13: That's funny, yeah. Oh, I should, I'm gonna, no, I'm gonna go off script. I have something I wanna show you guys that is on, I guess it's on the topic of soy.

Unknown_13: Tons.

Unknown_13: It's, yeah, this is off topic, but I definitely, I definitely want you to watch this with you guys. Cause I think, I think we're in the mood. I think we're in the mood for it. Let me switch over my audio.

Unknown_13: Get rid of this. We're going to watch a video together.

0:21:44
Unknown_01: For science.

Unknown_01: Hi, I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson. So this is Black Science Man and he is with the owner of Soylent. Is the audio fine?

Unknown_13: Everything okay?

Unknown_13: So this guy is an engineer. I'm going to skip through some of this. This guy's an engineer who invented Soylent. And Neil deGrasse Tyson is basically, you can't, okay, let me cut it back up.

0:22:21
Unknown_02: Years ago, we've grown substantially since then. That's crazy. How's this? How's this?

Unknown_01: Okay, perfect. Let's get through this.

Unknown_13: I don't want to hear their hello. He's basically saying that he's an engineer and he knew that people in the tech industry really wanted to have a meal replacement. So they're kind of just going through and they're talking about it too much. I should have had a timecode ready, but...

0:22:57
Unknown_02: much more difficult than to have something that tasted strongly of semen.

Unknown_01: So this will define forevermore what Soylent tastes like for me. Yes. He doesn't look like he's enjoying it.

Unknown_01: A little, some of it reminds me of Kaopectate. For diarrhea, you take Kaopectate. This doesn't have the same function.

Unknown_13: Oh, I'm sorry. I have to have, actually I have to have Firefox open, I think, for it to stream.

Unknown_01: The urge to participate in this brilliant exercise in food is not bigger than wanting this to taste awesome. Yeah. You know, we have another flavor. I don't know.

0:23:38
Unknown_13: To me, it was just funny that Neil deGrasse Tyson was streaming with this guy. And he basically says that they made a drink that has no flavor whatsoever, but it has a lot of nutrients. And they're saying, like, this is like the cure to hunger. If we figure out how to get the macros and micros just right, we can replace every meal with this. And if there's a catastrophe, we can airdrop Soylent on a beach and everybody can drink it. And I don't know. My mom is like a weird witch. She's like a witch who really likes all natural shit. And she hates the words food engineer, specifically for shit like this. I don't know what the fuck they're doing. I don't know if it's unhealthy or not. I wouldn't drink it. And I wouldn't let anybody I love fucking drink it. But I can't say for sure if it's poison or not. Probably is I don't trust this guy. Look at him. Looks like a killer See if there's anything else in this Screaming kids when I see an actual teacher I'm not worthy.

0:24:09
Unknown_01: Oh, but you were like the world's coolest teacher. This interview is awkward as fuck good material The universe is I think this is a good part. You think that's the future. Absolutely eventually And you got the full, as you would say, the vertical integration of the production of this in mind. Exactly. You think that's the future?

0:24:43
Unknown_02: Absolutely. Eventually, I'd like to get to the point, and I'm focusing on protein right now, to produce everything with single-celled organisms. Calories comes from the sun at some point. Oh, yeah, he's basically saying that he wants to completely remove all the plants and animals involved in food production and just make it some kind of vat that produces the shit you need.

Unknown_13: I don't know. I fucking hate this shit, guys.

0:25:19
Unknown_01: I really do. I don't trust it.

Unknown_13: Get it out of my face.

Unknown_13: Don't like it.

Unknown_13: I don't trust that fucking guy to put everything into my body that he says I need. I just don't trust that shit whatsoever.

Unknown_13: Yeah, no, it's literally bacterial slime for fucking... for people like Narcissa Wright to subsist on, and it's just sad. Oh!

Unknown_13: Let's get back on track. We're talking about a crazy person.

0:25:50
Unknown_13: Let's see what Narcissa has to say about Sway, guys. Let's see what they have to say.

Unknown_08: I just got my coffee shipment in. I was going to say in the mail, but it's just like these big boxes. It's like a shipment. But yeah, I'm about to try it. And I have not refrigerated it or anything. I got you. I got you. It's coming back up.

Unknown_08: This is just trying it unrefrigerated. I know it probably tastes better when it's refrigerated, but it doesn't matter too much. Is it still too quiet?

0:26:27
Unknown_13: No, I don't have their first coming out as Narcissa. Nobody sent me that clip. If you want to post that in the Discord chat and at me, I would really appreciate that. I would love to watch that for the first time with everybody.

Unknown_08: There's no lid on it the regular soylent has like a has like a Right here, there's like a seal and there's no seal on the coffee All right, well it's a different color and it smells kind of like coffee and it smells kind of good They have the biggest front teeth gap I've ever seen like a fucking chipmunk with a shit I

0:27:09
Unknown_13: Look, she's chugging it. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Unknown_13: Oh my god, they're downing the entire fucking bottle. No!

0:27:43
Unknown_14: It helps with dilation It's like that Sargon clip Narcissa need more soil it more estrogen It has caffeine and l-theanine I don't know how to pronounce this but apparently it like Hey, what does it do?

Unknown_13: So this is like the worst product advertisement I can ever possibly think of. You know what I mean?

Unknown_13: Okay, if you were Soylent, would you want your product associated with this person? Yes or no? One for yes, perfect advertisement for Soylent. Two for no.

Unknown_15: Don't want your product anywhere near that thing.

Unknown_15: And somebody sent me this.

0:28:36
Unknown_13: I see a lot of ones. I see a lot of savvy businessmen.

Unknown_13: I guess that's the target audience, right? If you want to look like Narcissa Wright, you fucking chug that soy. You chug that soy, because that's what's going to make you into a beautiful woman.

Unknown_13: There's actually two ingredients to being a beautiful woman, to be honest. First is the Soylent, but second, you need a little bit of medical assistance sometimes.

Unknown_13: Need a little bit of help.

Unknown_13: I'm being told that this is how they came out, by the way. It wasn't a video. It was this eulogy.

0:29:09
Unknown_13: This tweet eulogy for CosmoWright. Everybody press F. Press F for CosmoWright. Okay, so.

Unknown_13: I'm chugging something, too. I'm chugging sparkling water. Here in the Motherland, they don't have bottled water for some reason. They only have carbonated water. And there's a bunch of different brands, and I've tried them all out, and I now have my favorite brand of carbonated water.

0:29:42
Unknown_13: But, you know, Narcisse had something to gain.

Unknown_13: It's not Soylent. They don't allow Soylent in the Motherland. Putin doesn't want Soylent. He knows what's in it. He knows that they're turning the frogs gay with the Soylent.

Unknown_13: Cosmo really wanted a sponsorship and I threw this on the foreground. Let's throw in the background this is a compilation of From I think from reddit or something where they're basically like Sponsor me Soylent. Sponsor me Soylent because I imbibe your product and I love it and For years actually I think for years

0:30:27
Unknown_13: He was trying to get sponsorship from this company, was tweeting at them for years, was sending them emails, and eventually they got a response. Now, I've not watched this video from start to finish. I kind of know what's inside of it, but I've not watched it from start to finish. So we're gonna, it's only a couple minutes, we're gonna watch this together, my friends. We're gonna watch it together.

Unknown_13: I'm gonna get faster at this one day. But for now, I've just gotta stomp my fat fingers around to try and find these videos.

0:31:08
Unknown_13: There we go. Soylent video. That sounds promising.

Unknown_08: Wow, alright. Check out this exchange, I guess.

Unknown_08: Okay, so here's the first three emails of the exchange.

Unknown_25: So this is me to Soylent.

Unknown_08: I heard Soylent sponsors gamers. That's really cool. I pretty much live off Soylent right now, haha. And I don't know how the sponsorship thing works or whatever, but that seems really cool. I stream on Twitch and I've done a lot of amazing gaming things and want to continue to do more amazing things. I think being sponsored would be kind of cool. I don't know. I don't know what being sponsored even means, but I was told to reach out and so here I am. So that's the first email from me. So this is Narcissa trying to get sponsorship with Soylent on top of all the tweets and other contacts they made. Okay, so I get a response back.

0:31:48
Unknown_13: Hello, I'm Connor, Soylent's brand marketing manager.

Unknown_08: Currently, we sponsor a few streamers and there's four links. Basically, we would want to know your average stream numbers and if we can hammer out a monthly cost slash product that works for both of us so we can set up a streaming partnership. How does that sound to you?

0:32:33
Unknown_08: So that's the response to me and then I was like,

Unknown_08: It's like, oh, they want to know about my stream numbers. So here's the email I sent back to them.

Unknown_13: Oh, no, nurses said, no, wait a minute.

Unknown_08: Ah, my average stream numbers, dot, dot, dot. I used to be the biggest speedrun streamer on Twitch. Oh, no. Averaged 5,000 plus with Zelda speedruns. But I had to take a step back and re-evaluate what I enjoy about streaming, doing a lot of self-reflection. So I spent a year playing Smash Wii U. What the fuck? Lost most of my viewer base. This is like a red flag. Like, don't sponsor me. Whatever you do, do not sponsor me.

0:33:05
Unknown_13: Oh, no!

Unknown_08: Yeah, is Soylent made from people? Because I think Narcissa has that brain disorder you get from fucking cannibalism at this point.

0:33:54
Unknown_13: Want to go outside? You are all done here.

Unknown_13: It's very apropos. Whatever the fuck they call that imp.

Unknown_13: Is this the end of it? I hope it's not the end.

Unknown_10: Narcissa, tell me your secret.

Unknown_08: Well, they didn't want me to play anything in particular, they just wanted high numbers on the stream. And I was like, well my numbers aren't high right now because I refuse to like, bend to other people's will.

0:34:27
Unknown_08: But, I'm gonna fucking be huge in the future. That's basically what the point of the email was.

Unknown_08: And by the end of it- Even better help doesn't want to- Yeah.

Unknown_08: You can have a month of free Soylent, but... Or, I think they wanted me to like... I don't know. They just gave me a month's worth of Soylent and that's it.

Unknown_13: Only a month.

Unknown_13: ONLY A MONTH. It's like a... It's like desperately craving the nectar of life.

0:35:08
Unknown_13: Kreutzfeldt-Jakob disease. Yes, that's the cannibalism disorder when you eat, like, neurons or something.

Unknown_13: It starts giving you the shakes when the cannibals in Africa start getting the shakes from eating people.

Unknown_13: What else I got? What else I got?

Unknown_13: Oh! I have completely missed over a little bit of side drama.

Unknown_13: This is a bit of an aside, but I think people will like it. Let's just take a look at something real quick.

Unknown_13: Okay, so this is more of a story than a feature. What happened is when Cosmo first became Narcissa, they wanted to make a high score table. Because again, they're still part of the Let's Play community, or the speedrun community, and a huge thing that motivates people in the speedrun community is

0:35:40
Unknown_13: having people show off your high scores, because what's the point of getting a high score? What's the point of breaking down a game to the molecular level so that you can beat it in a couple minutes, something that should take you an hour, if you don't get to talk and share your stats? So Cosmo got involved in starting up a high score site. And one of the sites that Narcissa owned the domain to was zeldaspeedrun.com. Is it zeldaspeedrun.com?

0:36:21
Unknown_13: ZeldaLet'sPlays.com, but Narcissa did not manage it and eventually fell out of favor with the people who did run it, all while advertising that they were going to make their own high score table for speedrunners at some point. Well, after months and months of not putting out their high score site, somebody named Chronikeys made their own called congrats.io. And when they put this site out, Narcissa took it personally and got their fans to harass Chronikeys into taking down their high score table.

0:37:01
Unknown_13: Um, and gave speedrun.com or speedruns.com a blessing instead of putting up their own, at least for a while. And when they shut down, when he shut down the ZeldaLet'sPlays.com site, he actually went ahead and bought like ZeldaLet'sPlays.org and .net specifically to stifle them out of

Unknown_13: ever being able to rehost their community. Well, the speedruns.com site that they had endorsed actually picked them up. And now I think it's zelda.speedruns.com. And I think that takes you to the site. Yes, it does. So zelda.speedruns.com is where they migrated to after Narcissa decided to fuck with them and take down their site arbitrarily, just because he happened to have the domain name for it. Well, eventually, scorned but not giving up, Narcissa made their own highscore table just to kind of try and rub it in. Let's see what that looks like real quick.

0:37:38
Unknown_15: Hello, YouTube.

0:38:09
Unknown_08: How you doing?

Unknown_08: I've uploaded 30 Mario Maker levels now, and I plan on uploading a lot more.

Unknown_08: And I've created a website where you can see the rankings for my levels. You can see who has the records.

Unknown_08: And currently Jumpman is in the lead.

Unknown_08: And I dare you to get some prestigious speedrun world records. WORLD RECORDS!

0:38:42
Unknown_08: on my levels. So if you're interested in that, then check the link in the description. And that's pretty much it. Happy 2016. Look at that face, baby.

Unknown_13: Look at that face.

Unknown_13: It's like... It reminds me of that book from when I was a kid. I think it's called Where the Sidewalk Ends, and there's that really creepy-looking, uh... thing, long-haired thing with the weird-looking face that's super pale. I don't know what it's called, but that fucking face. What the the color whiteout and shit is just too much Yeah, people say there was a drama with other people that were running high score tables I ate your pie I think was the name that was mentioned in chat, but basically Cosmo or Narcissa went out of their way to fuck over absolutely everybody that they could on their way out the door

0:39:33
Unknown_13: And the result of that is absolutely nobody wants to be friends with them. Because they did as much as they could to ensure that nobody wanted to be around them.

Unknown_13: Let's see, I got some other stuff.

Unknown_13: Let's... I mentioned before this wasn't a bully stream, right? We're not bullies here, we're just talking. We're going over some history. Speedrunning is very important.

Unknown_13: I don't know if I have the balls to do this on livestream, but I'm in the mood to humiliate myself. So let's go ahead and do it.

0:40:07
Unknown_13: I want you guys to join hands because we're gonna do something.

Unknown_15: We're gonna pray.

Unknown_15: Because sometimes, sometimes a person can't get help.

Unknown_13: They need supernatural help. And we all need to join hands and pray to Yahuwah to expel this demon from this poor child of Yahuwah.

0:40:43
Unknown_13: Demon, leave this child. Be gone, demon. Be gone.

Unknown_14: Hallelujah!

Unknown_14: He is cured! The spiritual healing!

0:41:20
Unknown_13: Just in case, I don't know... I don't know if you guys heard...

Unknown_14: He just farts. He just farts.

Unknown_13: When I first saw that clip, I about fucking pissed myself laughing. It's the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen. Let me see something real quick before I continue, because I have a couple more things I want to show. Okay. Yeah, let's go ahead and watch some more clips. I got the downfall on my handy dandy notebook. On the handy dandy notebook, guys, I have the downfall. So, let's play some downfall clips. As if that wasn't depressing enough. As if that wasn't the downfall in and of itself.

0:41:57
Unknown_13: Okay, I'm gonna play something nobody else... Nobody, nobody tell anybody about this, okay? Oh, yeah.

Unknown_13: So this is Cosmo, a man. Just putting that out there. This is a man, live streaming. This got Cosmo in some trouble. This male creature.

0:42:33
Unknown_13: This actually got them banned from Twitch. Just between you and me. Now we're going to go back to Narcissa, who was a woman. That was Cosmo, who was a man. We're going back to Narcissa, the woman.

Unknown_13: This is, oh.

Unknown_13: Narcissa, the woman, still does live streams, right? Well, what is Narcissa, the woman, live stream about? Well, sometimes they play games, sometimes they literally live stream themselves sleeping, which got them banned from Twitch as well.

0:43:09
Unknown_13: Oh yeah, they showed porn on Twitch, that got them in trouble as well.

Unknown_13: I played this last week, but let's watch it together again, because I think it's short. Short and sweet.

Unknown_13: This is what they do. And they're kind of enveloped in this shroud of supporters who encourage them no matter what. I don't know if you can see that chat on the right hand side, but there are people like, you know, this is okay, it's okay to cry, it's okay to have sad moments. I don't know why they're encouraging them to do this.

0:43:42
Unknown_13: Narcissa actually goes out of their way to ban people who are supportive of them while allowing trolls to flourish.

Unknown_13: So the moral of the story really is don't ever support Narcissa.

Unknown_13: And the Discord link is in the chat, is in the description.

Unknown_13: But they just go through and they read things that make them miserable and they don't make any changes.

Unknown_08: The dopamine hits of getting attention.

0:44:23
Unknown_13: Getting attention is like chugging down a bottle of soy. It's the most pleasurable experience that a person can have, that a woman can experience.

Unknown_13: The moral of the story is don't drink soy.

Unknown_13: It is funny just to think of it like that. Like, it's just soy. If he didn't drink the fucking soy, he would have been fine. All you had to do, Cosmo, was not drink the fucking soy.

Unknown_14: You know it was turning the frogs gay, Cosmo. You knew. I warned you.

0:45:02
Unknown_13: And since this stream doesn't have much conversation, I'll drop this on top. It'll be a double feature.

Unknown_13: We'll get twice the content, the quality content.

Unknown_13: This is a username, Awoo, who went ahead and compiled every one of those YouTube links that you see right there. That is actually a video by Cosmo, by Narcissa, on

Unknown_13: on YouTube that they made reading Kiwi Farms and just replying to posts. So, like, I guess that's maybe 12, 15 different links that are just this shit. A response to Warsmith Kroger on Kiwi Farms. And it's just them reading shit that makes them miserable, but they don't do anything. Narcissist makes no changes whatsoever to their life.

0:45:37
Unknown_13: They just cry and read the fucking forum. I don't understand. How did somebody who was so well-liked, who was so beloved in their community stoop to this?

Unknown_13: Is it just the soy? Can soy do this to a person?

Unknown_13: Let's move this out of the way so you can see that crying. I want you to see that crying, guys.

0:46:47
Unknown_13: poor thing poor thing what can you do i think um there's one last segment one last segment one last thing i can go over before i call it curtains and or actually i want to take on some people so

Unknown_13: I'm going to show this last thing.

Unknown_13: Um, and then I'm going to actually right now on the discord channel, if you join the discord channel, I'm going to change the, uh, the settings on the call line. So people will be able to join the call line real quick.

Unknown_13: And then after that, we're going to go ahead and watch an introduction to the latest phase of the Narcissa story. Still evolving. And if you're on the Discord channel, it's the top one that says Call Line. It's above everything else. Okay, let's take a look at something that somebody made for Narcissa in this latest phase, the latest and greatest phase.

0:47:37
Unknown_15: I hope that's it.

Unknown_15: I don't know why I named like three different things intro song.

0:48:10
Unknown_15: Oh no, that wasn't it. I'm glad I didn't play that.

Unknown_13: There we go, this is the good stuff.

Unknown_08: Blood sports is the only way forward under late capitalism.

0:48:42
Unknown_08: what's up motherfucker the latest and greatest addition to the IBS is Narcissa Wright in the way in the ring weighing 85 pounds and 50% soy by volume, it is Narcissa Wright.

Unknown_13: You guys better watch out. You saw how Cosmo Wright paired up against John Numbers. You guys are fucked. You're talking about a real fighter. I talked to this one guy right before the stream and he showed me this. kind of give you an idea of I had no fucking idea Narcissa was actually doing this but apparently he is and there's a little clip that I have just to kind of show you what it's like to be in the Narcissa blood sports. This ain't your Ethan Ralph shit. This ain't your fucking Mr. Mediocre shit. This is this is Narcissa fucking right.

0:49:23
Unknown_15: Doing it right.

Unknown_15: I need to hear the logical debate.

Unknown_00: Okay, here, listen, listen the fuck up, hetero. Shut the hell up. For one fucking second. He sounds like a girl. I don't give a fuck if I sound like a girl. Listen, okay, this is what you need to fucking do, alright? Okay, I want you to, I want you to, see that little phone button? That little phone button right there with the X on it? Yeah, press that right the fuck now.

0:49:58
Unknown_18: What's with all these underage kids on your server? That's so weird. You got all these underage kids working with you. Oh hey, I don't think I'm underage.

Unknown_00: I just turned 18 a couple of days ago.

Unknown_27: Oh wow.

Unknown_00: Yeah, so how about you fucking fact-check things? I'm pretty sure that most alt-rightists like yourself don't tend to do that. Your info war is bullshit.

Unknown_13: Fucking alt-righters. So you have Narcissa.

0:50:31
Unknown_13: You have Narcissa in there. I guess, can we call Narcissa a groomer? Is that appropriate language now? Are we going to call people who have an army of sub-18 year olds doing shit for them groomers? Because I think that's more of a groomer than Mr. Mediocre. He needs to step his fucking game up because Narcissa Wright's kicking his ass with the grooming game.

Unknown_13: Alright. There's actually one other thing that I wanted to do.

Unknown_15: And I might look like a fool for doing this, but we're gonna do it anyways.

0:51:14
Unknown_13: This... This is Narcissarite.

Unknown_13: Right now, live on air, I'd like to introduce you to Narcissarite.

Unknown_13: This is what they do every day.

Unknown_13: And actually, I'm surprised they're actually playing a game. I know they play a lot of Splatoon. I haven't personally seen them play Splatoon. It's usually literally just Narcissa Wright staring like that, like they're doing right now. Staring at the camera with an almost sort of, like, dead-eyed look.

Unknown_13: But when they're not doing that, they're either sleeping or they're playing Splatoon. All that shit about fucking speedruns and shit's over.

0:51:48
Unknown_13: I'm also really sad that, uh,

Unknown_13: For a while, there's usually a counter, like, literally saying how much money they have in the bank account. And, like, counting down, like, if you guys don't give me money to replenish my bank account for the next month, I'm not gonna be able to do streams anymore. And people do it! Those fucking 18-year-olds that you just heard, they actually fucking do it. So that Narcissorite can drink Soylent and stare dead-eyed at their camera for 16 hours a day, literally.

0:52:26
Unknown_13: Wow, what a mess So let's let's try to take a call I'm gonna take a call and we're gonna I want you guys to tell me if they can hear him Let's start with I don't trust Dynastia Dynastia, what are you doing?

Unknown_13: Hey Josh, what's up?

Unknown_12: Hey, Joshie, what's up?

Unknown_13: I've never heard you speak before. This is actually quite strange. You get to share this moment with 200 people. Did you have something to say?

Unknown_12: That's weird, there's an echo. Oh no, I just wanted to say... Yeah, I wanted to say Melcher is a toilet slut. Oh! I can't believe you waited that long just to say that.

0:53:18
Unknown_12: That's pretty much all I had to say.

Unknown_13: Thank you. Thank you, Dynastia. Yes, Melchett is a toilet slut. Thank you. Thank you. Nobody except people from the forum is gonna know what that means and even then like half of them don't know what that means.

Unknown_13: Yeah, take it easy.

Unknown_13: Akujen.

Unknown_15: Akujen!

Unknown_15: What's up?

Unknown_13: How's it going, man?

Unknown_15: Pretty good.

Unknown_13: Can people hear- let me check. Can they, uh...

Unknown_15: Can I hear the Discord say something?

0:53:54
Unknown_15: It's okay to be white.

Unknown_13: People would disagree with you on that.

Unknown_13: Your name has literally broken my display and I can't fix it because it's so fucking long.

Unknown_05: Yeah, to fix that you'd need to fiddle with other things that you won't have time to do now. Do you have an opinion on Narcissa?

Unknown_05: Oh, that's just fucking tragic, man.

Unknown_13: Do you feel bad? Do you feel worse than you did when you started watching the stream?

Unknown_06: I do, I feel. But I'm now a little bit more... You've witnessed a death?

0:54:28
Unknown_06: I now have all of my presupposed ideas about Soy confirmed.

Unknown_13: Oh, so you're on the side that thinks it's a poison that's killing people and making them weirdo trainees?

Unknown_06: Oh yeah, did you read that thing that I linked you? No, I didn't see it. In the chat?

Unknown_13: Is it a... Oh, the witch?

Unknown_06: No, no, no, no, not the witch.

Unknown_13: I'll throw that up so everyone can see what I'm talking about, it's pretty funny.

Unknown_15: Yeah, it's literally poison? You say there's a study?

Unknown_15: Uh, yeah.

Unknown_04: It's uh... Where is it? Here. that's from Harvard nutritional source it's literally on produces estrogen like the one is in the body

0:55:06
Unknown_03: You take a male body, you pump it full of estrogen through soy, and you get this. You get the Wicked Witch?

0:55:37
Unknown_03: Yeah, pretty much.

Unknown_13: Alright, well I'm gonna mark you down for anti-soy. Thank you for calling in, Akogen. It's always nice talking to you.

Unknown_03: Always, man.

Unknown_13: Let's see, let's go with Manly Chicken. Manly Chicken!

Unknown_13: What are your thoughts on Narcissa? Oh, you're muted! You know the rules, motherfucker. Make sure your mic is unmuted, I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna wait on you to fix it on the air. Valkyria! Valk!

0:56:11
Unknown_07: Hey man, how you doing?

Unknown_13: Pretty good, what's up?

Unknown_07: Oh, not a lot, just watching this Miss Havisham shit show. Do you have any particular feelings about Narcissa?

Unknown_07: Oh, gas it. Gas it. Nuke it from orbit. Gas it. Nuke it from orbit. We can't talk about gassing Narcissa.

Unknown_13: You can beat him up in Minecraft, but you can't gas him.

Unknown_07: No rods of God here, damn. No, Jesus Christ. We don't call them toilet sluts here. We call them shitter critters. They're the hookers that hang out in the toilets at strip clubs.

0:56:44
Unknown_13: No, no.

Unknown_13: Dynastia's thing with the toilet slut is like, I don't know why, people just started calling Melchett a toilet for some reason, and they still do. I don't know.

Unknown_13: It's not, it's not, no, she's not like a shitter critter. She's literally a slutty toilet. That's the, uh, that's the... Just a slutty toilet. That's the, it's like that SCP about the slutty doorknob. Yeah, oh, oof.

Unknown_07: Oof, that's cute.

Unknown_13: Yeah, thanks.

Unknown_07: Anything else?

Unknown_07: No, just soy is cancer. Switch as quick as possible. If you're one of those people who's fucking drinking it like it's milk, don't.

0:57:18
Unknown_13: Do you have a product suggestion?

Unknown_07: Almond milk.

Unknown_13: Almond milk, that's a good pick.

Unknown_07: Almond milk. Doesn't produce phytoestrogens in the body. It's great shit.

Unknown_13: Alright, well thank you very much.

Unknown_07: Take care, buddy.

Unknown_13: I see Alphagod in the call line and Alphagod was the person in that last clip I played with the internet bloodsports and Yeah, they probably have a lot more to say so I'm gonna save them after I take a call. Let's go with I guess visitor visitor Yo, what's up?

0:57:51
Unknown_10: I just I just want to say I'm here entirely of my own volition to say there's nothing wrong with soy keep buying soy keep drinking soy and

Unknown_13: Do you also love the nation of Israel?

Unknown_10: Yes. I just, I came here just to clear up, there's some disinformation going down on the stream and I just can't have that.

Unknown_13: Disinformation. Soy is good for you, drink as much as possible, and God bless Israel and God's chosen people. Is that the gist? God bless. Alright, well thanks for calling in.

0:58:27
Unknown_13: Okay, let's go with... Panishtaco, I know that name. Panishtaco!

Unknown_22: All right? All I want to say is that I want to espouse the truth about whole D milk. It's the best milk. Fuck, fuck your almond milk. Fuck your soy milk. Fuck any other type of milk. Just the whole milk.

Unknown_13: A whole vitamin D milk. I was like, what the fuck is a whole D milk?

Unknown_22: I just say whole D. I don't know. It has a big fucking letter D and it's red.

Unknown_13: Well here, I happen to be a milk aficionado, and when I first moved here, everything's in fucking Russian, right? And I'm trying to find milk. It's called Moloko in Russian, but I didn't know that, and I was looking through it, and I kept buying the shit called kefir. I'm like, this milk is fucking bad. Why is this milk, why is every bottle of milk here fucking bad? And then I realized that kefir is literally sour milk that they sell and people drink, and it's apparently good for your digestive system, but I wouldn't fuck with it.

0:59:08
Unknown_22: Isn't it uh, isn't that like fermented milk like people get drunk off that shit like in Kazakhstan or whatever Oh God, I have no fucking idea.

Unknown_13: I'm sure they do these people here are crazy Well, I hope you enjoy your your stay at the Holiday Inn I'll drink as much hold the molecules I can thank you. Thank you for your tip I was speaking of Russia Privyet

0:59:47
Unknown_15: Hello. What's up? Привет. Как дела?

Unknown_24: I just wanted to call you. Good for this thing, Kefir.

Unknown_13: I'm glad we have fucking representation here to talk down my... It's fucking... How do you drink it? Do you actually drink that shit from the bottle?

Unknown_24: Yes. Yes, it's great.

Unknown_13: Oh, you fucker. It's really good.

Unknown_24: Fucking add some beer. Сука! Сука, блять!

1:00:28
Unknown_24: Okay, Narcissa is a beautiful woman, and you should all appreciate her. That's all I'm going to say.

Unknown_13: To drink more milk. Another one of God's chosen people, this time from Russia, to espouse the lies that Kefir is good milk and Narcissa writes a beautiful woman. Thank you. Thank you, G-D. Goodbye. Take it easy.

Unknown_13: Let's see... Woman... Woman Disrespecter. Woman Disrespecter. 3, 2, 1, and OK, sorry.

1:01:04
Unknown_15: Rook. Rook.

Unknown_15: Rook.

Unknown_15: Rook.

Unknown_15: Freedom.

Unknown_15: No, you're muted. Stop being muted, you fuckers.

Unknown_13: Drunk Jedi Master. Hey, what's up?

Unknown_23: Oh, I remember Cosmo back in the fucking day. I actually played games, I go. Why does this faggot have his nails painted?

Unknown_23: Why?

1:01:35
Unknown_13: Did he have his nails painted back in the day?

Unknown_23: Oh yes. That's kind of gay.

Unknown_13: Yes, that's exactly my thought. When I was a teenager and I worked fast food, I fell asleep one time with my friends, and one of the girls I was with painted my nails. And I came into work to pick up my paycheck, and my boss was like, Josh, why are your fucking nails painted pink? I just said, I'm finally as beautiful as I feel. Then I get all drop laughing. It just reminded me of my childhood back before the Kiwi farm is when I could paint my nails and walk into a Whataburger to get to get pay stubs. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Thanks for calling in. I think I've called everybody else already.

1:02:15
Unknown_13: I moved them out.

Unknown_13: Alpha God!

Unknown_18: Hey, I'm right here. Just give me like five seconds. I'm actually trying to convince Cosmo to get on here.

Unknown_13: Oh, yeah, if Cosmo wants to come on and talk, I'm all for it.

Unknown_15: How exciting.

Unknown_13: I guess I should hide this picture of Narcissa next to the witch.

1:02:51
Unknown_18: That picture, that's a killer picture right there. That's pretty good. Did you say you're blind? This shit is just too much, dude.

Unknown_13: Yeah, are they going to get on, or did you say they blocked it?

Unknown_18: I don't think he's going to get on.

Unknown_18: Did he respond, or did he not respond? He was trying really hard not to respond for the past, well, ever since he started the stream.

Unknown_18: He knows, he checks it. It's like you said, he has his eye out.

Unknown_13: I'm sure he's watching. This motherfucker's only got nine viewers. I'm going to post it and chat myself. I'm doing this, hold up.

1:03:25
Unknown_18: Yeah, I tried to tell him that you were streaming his stream, I don't know what his deal is, honestly.

Unknown_13: Yeah, people are using, uh... I used she, I'm sorry. I know I did. It's like I'm walking on fucking mines around here, because I don't know what pronoun to use at any given time. It's a fucking mess. But how long have you known Cosmo? Because you're somebody who, uh... Who appeared to... Like, uh... A couple, what?

Unknown_18: Has it been now, like, three or four months or something? Whenever he did that, uh... B.O.T. What is it? Breath of the Wild stream? He just constantly gets trolled and shit, and I just don't give a fucking around, so I was just going on the chat one day, typically trolling like an asshole, and he's challenging people to go in and talk to him, and I did, and you know, this guy's a fucking human being, but he's really losing the definition day by day. The more you try to, like, understand him and reason with him, the more you feel lost yourself, you know what I mean? Yeah.

1:03:58
Unknown_18: So sometimes you just feel you want to give up and stuff, but I think it's too 30 years old a lot of the stuff he's did and doesn't regret he doesn't feel like or he doesn't show any Aspirations to change, you know what? I mean every people every person he's surrounded with are all trying to like keep him down and just tell him like oh It's okay to do nothing and be nothing What did kind of shock me though? Is it I mean it did take practice, but he ended up actually listening to some sort of critics and whatnot and There is that little bit of doubt, but not enough to call for any drastic change, dude. Like, he's done. This fucking... It's just too much, man. It honestly opened my eyes with the trans shit and the fucking video game shit. It's just... I don't know, man. It goes deep.

1:04:48
Unknown_13: Yeah, well you said, did you only start following Narcissa after they did the IBS stuff? Is that why you were so interested in that?

Unknown_18: Well, I called him in before there was Bloodsports, and then I told him, I was like, there's nothing bad with confronting the people that disagree with you, you know? I feel like that's the one thing that he didn't do. And so some random guy called in and was like, oh, yeah, you should, like, monetize the autism. Like, I guess the idea was to make Bloodsports and have everyone call in and humiliate the trolls, you know, make the trolls look bad. Yeah. But that didn't work out, obviously.

1:05:29
Unknown_13: Sit around for a second. I'll pull in the other four. Yeah, if you have any actual like cuz I'm fucking I'm a spastic and I smoke a lot But if you have questions just like ask me and I'll fucking answer that shit. Let's see what other people got. I might have a question Woman disrespect or you're muted never good at this Three two one Real kraut

1:06:02
Unknown_15: Hello?

Unknown_21: Hello? Yes, let me just turn off the stream. Okay. Hello. Hi.

Unknown_21: Don't drink soy. Just avoid it.

Unknown_13: Do you know any victims? Because this is like the third person to call in just to say, please don't drink soy. It will fucking ruin your life. Do you know any? No longer by name, but... I've seen people who drink that stuff who haven't turned into these things.

Unknown_21: But I've never seen someone drink that stuff who isn't a cuck. It disables certain thought processes. I don't know how.

1:06:52
Unknown_13: Yeah, I knew, okay this is a true story. I knew somebody who was an administrator of my fucking website named Katsu Kitty. And Katsu was just like a little dainty gay boy when I knew him. And very technically wise, kind of awkward, but a decent person I trusted a lot.

Unknown_13: And they started drinking soy, and now they're a woman.

Unknown_13: I want to

Unknown_13: I wanna... yeah. I've lost somebody. I've lost somebody to fucking soy. Press F for Katsukide, everybody. He went from just a little queer to a fucking freak of nature, and it breaks my heart.

1:07:25
Unknown_21: For one that, and if possible, eat your meals with onions.

Unknown_21: Yeah, onions.

Unknown_14: Onions are the cure.

Unknown_13: They're the cure. Onions are anti-soy. If Cosmo just started fucking eating raw onions, like in the holes, the movie Holes, where they're at the very end on the mountain and they're eating onions. If it was like that, he'd be back to Cosmo in a week.

1:07:58
Unknown_13: Yeah, thank you. Is there anything else? No, no, no. That was it. Take it easy.

Unknown_13: Ratco Falco.

Unknown_20: Hello? Hello?

Unknown_15: Yes.

Unknown_20: Oh, cool.

Unknown_13: You got a- you got a take? Um, remove soy from the premises.

Unknown_13: I'm starting up a legion of people who just want to get flamethrowers and burn down soy crops. And apparently the US makes a ton of it. Like in Cal- I think it's in California. We just produce more- we export soy to China. That's how much fucking soy we make. And I guess that's why California is so fucked up. They got all that fucking soy around there. They put in all the food to make it cheaper and it turns them all into fucking weirdos. I mean, it's so crazy how like soy a few years ago was like normal, but now it's all like, fuck this.

1:08:33
Unknown_13: Yeah. When, when you thought of soy, you thought of a, like Chinaman eating it for, for nutrients and shit. But now you just think of like crazy people trying to cut their dicks off.

Unknown_20: Now it's all like, you can drink it and then you turn like your girl. All feminine shit.

1:09:08
Unknown_13: Crazy. And Metacrist, I don't speak Russian. I'm trying to learn, but I don't actually speak it. But yeah, anything else besides the soy?

Unknown_20: Hang a CO.

Unknown_13: No, say that again?

Unknown_20: Um... I think it's like... Remove the C.L. as well.

1:09:39
Unknown_13: The C.L.?

Unknown_20: No, the C.A.O.

Unknown_20: Rob Reinhardt.

Unknown_13: Oh! Oh, so remove the C.E.O. Yeah, the C.E.O., the fucking weirdo that was talking to Black Science Man.

Unknown_13: He's a peddler of the poison.

Unknown_13: Alright, thank you. Take it easy.

Unknown_18: Before you bring other people on, I actually have a couple things to bring up. Sure. It's funny, I forgot completely about this shit before you even brought me on. I wrote down like three keywords.

1:10:11
Unknown_18: The first one is trans internet weeaboo culture.

Unknown_18: What the fuck? There's something up with the internet. Not everyone agrees with what I think, clearly. There's a lot of people that are right-wing or left-wing or whatever the fuck, but this whole like kawaii like fucking trap anime, like, shit is fucking cancer, dude. Whatever that is, like, if you don't pace yourself with the shit, and you don't just recognize it as some sort of, like, hobby, or culture, and you drown yourself in it, like Arna and Kay would, you're part of this fucking narcissoproblem.

Unknown_13: It's not just- I don't know if anime has anything to do with it, but I can only imagine why a bunch of dispossessed weirdos who stay inside all day- It's not, like, exclusively anime, it's not- it's the fucking people that will adopt- It's like Peter Pan syndrome. It's like, uh, you know, when you're depressed and you don't feel at home at home, you're thinking, well, God, if only I was in Japan, everything would be different if I was in Japan.

1:10:55
Unknown_18: I just have never met anyone that was really sane up there that loved anime and manga in real life. Everyone that, like, they fucking have the little books and the little... Well, fucking, uh, Jim watches anime.

Unknown_13: What's up? I'm pretty sure Jim watches anime.

Unknown_18: Oh, okay, okay. I'm not talking about watching anime, I guess more like the fan- is he like a fanboy?

1:11:26
Unknown_13: Oh yeah, no, everybody- let me just put the- Yeah, I'm gonna put the blanket statement out there. If you have an anime avatar, you are fucked beyond comprehension. There's something wrong with you. Yeah, it's like that.

Unknown_18: It's not the idea- like watching something, watching whatever the fuck, a cartoon, or liking something, that's not bad. It's the fucking adopting it and like distorting it, you know? It's fucking weird, man. It just sucks that that's what- The culture picked. They picked, uh, trans- transgenderism or whatever the fuck. They picked, uh, like, kawaii, like, cutesy fucking shit. Like, what is it? Shoda and fucking- what's the other one? Yuri or whatever? I don't fucking know. This is all- it's just all weird degenerate shit that I think people use to make themselves feel better. Like, oh, someone else does it? Like, that's alright. We have a whole Discord full of people that just share these fucking- I- I got a notification from the forum.

1:12:02
Unknown_13: Somebody with an anime avatar is displeased with my statement.

Unknown_18: Surprise, surprise. It's okay. He can watch his cartoons to cope with it.

Unknown_18: I guess the politics are also like a fucking identifying factor. For some reason, the things people like, like when I confronted Cosmo, all his enablers or fans, they all have this sort of And Cosmo says I have a hive mind, right? Which I could agree with, and that's fine, but for some reason, they're... Yeah, I saw in that stream, the guy basically called you an Alex Jones person, which came out of nowhere, but... Yeah, and I don't watch, I don't support InfoWars, I don't care about it, honestly, I don't mind it. But my thing is, I can say, or I can admit that I'm part of a hive mind, being like a hetero, you know, wanting to have kids or wanting to own property and stuff like that, having a normal fucking life, fine, you know, you can't really shame me for that.

1:12:39
Unknown_25: That's the worst comment.

Unknown_18: Yeah, but if I tell these, like, fringe group of people, like, there's something wrong with sitting in the computer and doing all this shit, and then, on top of that, like, representing this weird, like, this weird sect of leftism that they think... that they think is worthwhile, you know, and it just makes them look bad, dude. They're just digging their hole deeper. They're ruining their politics. It just gives them, it gives people like need more space to shit on them about.

1:13:22
Unknown_13: Yep. Okay. Let me continue. I want to knock these last three out. Um, bum, bum, wolf, looker. I think I got that right.

Unknown_19: That was, that was close enough.

Unknown_19: Just because he didn't want to pronounce that one. Right.

Unknown_13: I hope I didn't leave you waiting too long.

Unknown_19: Nah, it's okay.

Unknown_19: So AlphaGod, I've heard you're jealous because my waifu's cuter than yours?

1:13:58
Unknown_19: I've never talked to any Europeans, so I don't know who you are. That's fair. Now, listen, boys. What I'm interested in is what do you do when your son comes to you and says to you, Daddy, Daddy, I want to be a woman, Daddy.

Unknown_19: Are you talking to me?

Unknown_12: I don't know.

Unknown_19: I just give me some input here Who are you asking though?

Unknown_13: I think if you're a good parent, it doesn't get to that that point it never happened Yeah, I never have that conversation if you do it, right?

Unknown_18: There was a guy who was defending Like trans rights and stuff on narcissus discord and he was dad. I just use it as bait I tell him that I'm married and have kids I'm not But he said that he had kids, and I was trying to convince him, like, what do you think of this? Would you let your kid be influenced by someone like Narcissin? He immediately backstabbed me. He's like, no, no, of course not.

1:14:34
Unknown_18: I made him think twice or whatever. So if you're pro-trans or pro-whatever degeneracy this shit is, don't fucking have kids.

Unknown_19: You do realize that you won't have full control over your child at all times now?

Unknown_19: the

1:15:25
Unknown_18: I think he hides the emotion like a lot of these people do.

Unknown_13: I think if you're trans, what happens is you feel like it's easier to be a woman than it is to be a man, because men have to take care of you. That's just my thought.

Unknown_19: Yeah, no, absolutely.

Unknown_19: I suppose females are looked at as some sort of superior sex in our society because of the way they hold so much reproductive power and are looked after by the media and everything in general. that placed by a reaction to the quotas a separate

1:16:24
Unknown_27: What up, dude?

Unknown_13: Nothing much. What's up?

Unknown_27: I just want to say I miss Cosmo.

Unknown_13: Were you an old follower?

Unknown_27: Yeah.

Unknown_13: Have you followed Cosmo all the way up until recently or?

Unknown_27: Pretty much. I haven't really watched Narcissus stuff.

Unknown_27: But yeah, Cosmo was the best and now he's kind of dead and it makes me sad.

Unknown_13: That's pretty much it. I mean, when did you start following them? What year? I don't know.

1:16:56
Unknown_27: A long time ago.

Unknown_17: God, dude. Don't make this sound like a funeral. It is a funeral.

Unknown_26: Press F. It probably is, man. Like, it's bad. But, like, I watch a lot of his Ocarina stuff. Pretty much just, like, really all of his speedrun stuff. I was around for that. And then it kind of just disappeared. And I was like, damn.

Unknown_13: Are you a part of, like, the broader speedrunning community? Yeah, well,

Unknown_26: There's not many speedrunners around anymore that I watch, really. I mean, like, there's some, but I feel like a lot of them kind of went away. But I used to watch a shitload of speedruns.

1:17:28
Unknown_13: A lot of them went trans, right?

Unknown_26: Yeah. And now they're all just... A lot of them are weird.

Unknown_26: And it made me sad. Now they're all gone. Except for Clint. Clint Stevens. He's my boy. Shout out, Clint.

Unknown_13: What does he play?

Unknown_26: Super Mario 64.

Unknown_13: Just out of curiosity, I noticed in the chat somebody mentioned the Cosmo hop, that little trick I showed at the beginning with the Wind Waker game.

Unknown_13: Do people call it the Narcissa hop now? Do you know? Oh god. I don't even know what that hop is, but I would hope not.

1:18:02
Unknown_27: I would really hope not.

Unknown_13: I've heard that NARC wants it to be called the Narcissa hop, but not many people are implying it.

Unknown_27: That's sad. That's pretty sad.

Unknown_13: That's really sad.

Unknown_13: But yeah, that's all I have. That's all I wanted to say. Well, thanks for calling in. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear your community has fallen to shit because of a fucking weirdo like Cosmo.

Unknown_26: It's upsetting. Alright, bye bye.

Unknown_18: Take it easy.

Unknown_18: Hey, Josh, I just had a question for you, man. How do you feel, uh, because I noticed you try to bring a lot of people on to talk, but some of them don't have their mics set up or they just don't know how to talk so good, you know, or well, like they don't, they don't have some sort of presence. Does that bother you?

1:18:34
Unknown_13: No, you just, uh, you cycle through them.

Unknown_18: I guess the question is, do you have a lot of people that you know online, maybe through Kiwi farms or whatever the fuck that are actually social?

Unknown_13: A lot of people are social. I mean, these aren't QB Farms people. I imagine a lot of them are. I recognize a few names, but many of them are coming from the Killstream and stuff.

Unknown_18: Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't doubt most of them, I guess. It just kind of makes me cringe when I feel like when they type, they seem very...

1:19:19
Unknown_18: Like you have a presence and then they get on the voice and then they just stutter and crumble.

Unknown_13: Well, even I have when I was on You got you got your own thing going such a such a flatterer I think I was saying that because when I first got on cosmos blood sports I didn't really know what the fuck to talk about and I understand why people do that.

Unknown_18: It's just like a practice I guess it happens visitor again

Unknown_10: Hey, I just had to come back on the comment on like this, uh, like kawaii, like anime tranny cult thing. It's there's there's something to that like this really It really reminds me of like the Zeus thing that happened like just a little while ago that all that came out this is like under the surface like bubbling just under the surface and people need to like Like, if you're involved in, like, the anime community, or whatever you, you know, however, whatever form that takes, like, if you're in these circles, like, watch out for this shit.

1:19:56
Unknown_13: Well, it's the same with the furries. The furries are all fucked up, and they make everybody who joins and is just like a regular person. It's this weird, fucking degenerate, like, basement internet shit, and there's nothing like that, in a way, that kind of made of the culture, right? Yeah. It's just people who are younger kids. There was a thing with R9K wasn't there? That was the thing that really spooked me.

1:20:42
Unknown_10: R9K had like a tranny cult or something weird. There was this little discord server that people would get invited into and they... Oh, you had to share nudes with them, right? Oh, you're talking about the... Fuck, I know. They would blackmail you with the nudes and... What's the guy?

Unknown_18: Oh, Reiko or whatever.

Unknown_10: something like that and yeah you they would make you take uh like go on hormone therapy or something

Unknown_18: Well, that's the problem.

Unknown_10: They want to send this stuff to your family. Like that's that that's that's obviously not like that's like one thing But I think the whole thing that I'm talking about is bigger than that and it's not it's not Yeah, it's like The problem is like the content isn't inherently bad, right?

1:21:26
Unknown_18: Like you can watch Naruto or whatever the fuck Chinese cartoon you watch and that's fine but when you have these group of people that will prey on on on someone that has like a

Unknown_18: The tendencies to do what you do as far as being like a shut-in as far as being like this uh Isolated like male like Cosmo would be that that's scary. That's beyond.

Unknown_10: It's there are predatory people That's politics like that's some that's big shit, and that's why I don't know I think that's what stuff like this happens though honestly like the stream right now We're talking about Cosmo and shit

Unknown_13: Anything else it brought us here. I'm sorry for being so quiet. I'm trying to trying to get narc to join I don't think they will but I want them to I Hope they do cuz uh, it sucks.

1:22:06
Unknown_18: Uh, I Like I said, uh, I did the blood sports thing then I stopped watching for fucking however many months and when I got on he just seemed a little bit more on camp than a little bit more crazy and When he talks outside of his enablers, if it's like a one-on-one conversation, you can probably get through to him, but the problem is he's so locked away deep in that fucking castle of his. He doesn't, you know, he always says he wants something, but doesn't do anything, and it's just this big loop.

Unknown_10: Narcissa doesn't interact with people in like a real way anymore. Like, you watch, you watch like Cosmo here, the interaction with the chat, and he's, he seems so much more like direct, and now, it's like veiled behind this,

1:22:56
Unknown_10: character I don't know just nothing nothing seems you can't really take anything he says like at face value like he's trying to give an impression more than he is trying to like just speak his mind

Unknown_18: Well, the problem with that is, like, the same thing with the degenerate content. Like, at the beginning, it's alright, it's just content, but towards the end, it's a slippery slope, you end up falling into this fucking hole. If you let yourself, at least. You know, like, there's transgender streamers- He would let himself have fun again. Exactly, he's- He's not letting himself have fun. Yeah, it's him and his- And it's funny, because I think I actually got him to understand a little bit. He's been broken a bit, because of that paradox that I've laid out.

1:23:40
Unknown_18: I always use the word like hetero and alpha.

Unknown_13: It's kind of just like an identifier. Real quick, I'm just going to join the Free For All channel if you guys want to follow me. And I'm going to let you guys talk, anybody that wants to talk, for the next five minutes or so. And then I'm going to close it down. Because I am trying to get them to join. And I would really love it if I get them to join. Yeah, that'd be good.

Unknown_22: Hi, Valk.

Unknown_07: Hey, buddy.

Unknown_22: That's right.

Unknown_07: Fuck, that's a face and a voice that could make a diamond go flaccid, man.

1:24:15
Unknown_13: Yeah, I think you said that in chat, and it is. It's like, Narcan does not look like a woman. They looked like a goofy weirdo when they were younger than a guy. Dude, that's scary.

Unknown_10: You better be nice. You better be nice if you're being narcissistic tomorrow.

Unknown_07: Alright, put a ginger wig on that thing, stick it down in a sewer grate, give it some red balloons, it'll abduct kids.

Unknown_15: Yeah, I would love it. I would... Yeah, yeah, Josh.

1:24:49
Unknown_22: Our good friend Kenny Jones is in the discussion team.

Unknown_13: I'm so sick of Kenny. Kenny, go away. He's gonna start stalking me now. I know.

Unknown_11: He's stalking you now. Josh, send outlines.

Unknown_13: He's like, hey, Josh, I'm here. I'm not sending any outlines, Kenny. Go away. It's not happening.

Unknown_13: Have you ever noticed how long it takes for him- Oh yeah, he drives like he did Margaret.

Unknown_24: He should Narcissa put glasses on.

Unknown_24: Oof. Sexy.

Unknown_07: To make it look better. Attracting from those harsh lines of its cheekbone and jaws.

1:25:24
Unknown_13: Somebody said that the audio's chopping, that's just my computer dying. Just so you know.

Unknown_11: I know what we can do. We can get Kenny to meet up with Narcissa.

Unknown_27: Oh. That's beautiful.

Unknown_11: I like that.

Unknown_18: Just so you guys know, I actually befriended Narcissa, and he's dealing with this paradox of someone who doesn't agree with anything he believes in.

Unknown_07: Oh, god bless his little heart. This shit is what's going on. Oh, come on, you have enough content to keep this stream going?

Unknown_13: Fix Cosmo.

1:25:59
Unknown_07: Wouldn't it be great, though, if Cosmo came on? I don't think they are. I've been playing it in the background.

Unknown_13: I had to cut it off because it was causing audio issues. But, like, that dead, vacant fucking stream. That's literally what they do all the fucking time. That's their entire stream. And it's for nine hours a day. He does that for nine hours a fucking day. Yeah, with less than ten viewers. They can talk about the engine that the game runs in, they can talk about the history of the developers.

Unknown_07: They call it the Soylent Stare.

Unknown_13: They just stare.

Unknown_07: Like they've got fucking PTSD or something.

1:26:32
Unknown_13: Yeah, it's really sad. It does make me a little bit sad.

Unknown_07: Hey, so that Discord you were talking about earlier, where they take someone's nudes and cuck them into HRT, is that really a thing?

Unknown_11: the

Unknown_11: And I never heard anything about that until, like, all of it went online.

Unknown_19: I can actually confirm that there's a secret cabal out there trying to turn 4chan into fucking trans.

1:27:05
Unknown_11: It's not a secret thing, even. I've gone on LGBT before, and there's people that are, like, saying, oh, if you don't go on HRT or if you don't get SRS,

Unknown_11: You're gonna kill yourself.

Unknown_10: I do think yeah, they do say that they're they're really I think they want to drag down everybody to as miserable as they are

Unknown_13: There's no organized movement per se, but they all just believe the same shit, and every fucking straight guy that is too straight, they're just all like, oh, they're trying to fuck me, and it's so fucking creepy.

1:27:45
Unknown_18: No, they're actually doing gay Discord Ops.

Unknown_19: They're actually doing gay Discord Ops. Gay Discord Ops. It's literal gay Discord Ops.

Unknown_13: Guys, come on.

Unknown_13: I think I was holding out, I was hoping that Mark would come on, but I don't think it's happening.

Unknown_17: Listen, listen, he's gonna come on, or she's gonna come on. She wants you to fucking beg for it, it's fucking weird like that.

Unknown_13: I'm not gonna beg for it, you can fuck off.

Unknown_13: I'll buy you a year's worth of Soylent, Narcissor, if you come on.

1:28:17
Unknown_11: I'll buy you a full year's worth of Soylent, Narcissor, if you come on. Narcissor, it's your boy, Skinny Painter.

Unknown_07: Did he actually say that, like on the stream? I have the stream muted, did he say that?

Unknown_18: No, I told him that a couple times I'd be like does it turn you on if I say I'll choke you and kick you in the ribs.

Unknown_13: Okay, that's gay Yeah, yeah power cage that's that's what it's coming to I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to cut it there cuz I don't think like you know what they'll do narc will probably watch this and do like a like a Reaction video to it, but they're not gonna come on live

1:29:10
Unknown_13: Nah, can I come on live? I love you doc, I want to suck your feminine penis.

Unknown_19: Dude, he's like at a crossroads.

Unknown_18: Two days ago he was suicide baiting and he was serious. I think he was serious this time, because there was no viewers and it was like 4 in the morning. He's at a crossroads between suicide, between stopping streaming, having a normal life, staying streaming and becoming homeless, or I think just fucking...

Unknown_07: I've got a few questions for Narcissa. Like, how do you get into the rafters that you hang from to sleep at night? Do you use a scissor lift or just incantation?

1:29:43
Unknown_13: They can turn into a bat and fly up there.

Unknown_07: Ah, there you go, see. They're incantations. Alright, I'm gonna cut it there. Do you use a bowling pin as a dilator?

Unknown_22: No bully, no bully. Thanks guys.

Unknown_13: Okay, now that it's nice and quiet, let's do one final video for those of you who stuck through with that. My favorite video, probably of all time.

Unknown_13: And let's call it a wrap.

Unknown_09: I'm, I'm, out of my, out of my mind, out of my fucking mind. I'm, I'm, out of my fucking mind, out of my fucking mind. I'm, I'm, I'm, out of my fucking mind, out of my mind, my mind, my mind, I'm, I'm, out of my fucking mind, out of my fucking mind, mind. i'm out of my fucking mind gg golly oh my i was doing fine once upon a time till my brain left and it didn't say bye don't look at me wrong i'm out of my mind like lady gaga bobby fisher combined so paranoid of espionage i'm watching my doors and checking my blinds my brain's on vacation they're telling me and i'm bipolar to the severity and i need medication apparently and some electro-compulsive therapy i am a rebel but yes i'm so militant still i am eligible for disabilities i am psychotic but there is no remedy this is not figurative this is literally

1:31:00
Unknown_08: These people so dumb, I go to the mental facility See, man, I'm so out there, I slap vibes with BT, slap vibes I don't need a feature, they don't want me to eat a mullet cart when I'm on this beat If you feel the same as me, then you gotta agree I'm outta my mind, outta my, outta my mind, outta my fuckin' mind I'm, I'm, outta my fuckin' mind, outta my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind Outta my mi-mi-mind, outta my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind I'm outta my fuckin' mind, outta my fuckin' mind, mind