World Mental Health Day 2018-10-10

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Unknown_16: There we go. There we go.

Unknown_03: Okay, I don't know how well this is actually going to work because it says my quality is poor. And this is what I get for being on fucking Slavic internet. Can everybody hear me just fine? Are we patched through? Is everything okay? Let's see.

Unknown_16: Is that as good as I can get it?

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Unknown_03: I guess I am poor. That's very frustrating because it was working just fine the other day. Let's try changing the settings to the quality settings.

Unknown_16: I have to cancel this because my internet's just shit. I want to be kind of fucking mad about that.

0:01:30
Unknown_16: Might stutter a bit in the beginning, but you're good. I don't know because in OBS it says that the quality... I think I got it now. I think I got it. Can you hear me fine? Are we good?

0:02:12
Unknown_16: Turn the bitrate down to 8. I don't think so.

Unknown_03: Okay. Okay, I think I got it. No, what I was doing is I was accidentally broadcasting from my phone, so that fucked it up. Yeah, no, this is perfect. This is exactly how I wanted the stream to go. I'm very happy with the results so far, so we can now proceed.

Unknown_03: I'm glad that it finally worked out, because if I had to just cut this off, I'd be calling fucking BetterHelp and crying to some Indian fucker who doesn't give a shit. about how I publicly embarrassed myself in front of 200 fucking people. So, okay. I have some notes. As a certified boomer now, I took out some pen and paper and wrote some notes. So let's, let me just say that I picked this time slot because I wanted to entertain people in the morning. And I realized that there was nothing for people at about noon Eastern Standard Time to watch. And

0:02:45
Unknown_03: I figured I could be that person. Talks about shit nobody should ever care about at noon, on a work day. You're sitting there, you're bored at work, you're fucking at the Applebee's in your ill-fitting suit, and you just need something to listen to, to put you to bed. And I think my voice is the voice for that time slot. So, actually, I did want to just play a bunch of clips, and that was my, that's what I've assembled, because I an entourage of clips for Mental Health Day.

0:03:21
Unknown_03: And I will get to those. But I want to clarify something.

Unknown_03: Unfortunately, I did not have time to clip this segment. But on the Killstream last night, some guy I don't know the name of went to Ethan Ralph and told him and told Jim that citing the Kiwi Farms in a video, using content from the Kiwi Farms in the video, is stealing, and he went on to include Cal in this as well. But I want to say the opposite. I want to say that anybody, for any reason, can go ahead and use anything from the site without giving credit.

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Unknown_03: I like seeing people give credit. It's very nice when people give credit.

Unknown_03: But they don't need to. It's just something that's nice. It's something for me. It's something to reward the people who put in the effort.

Unknown_03: But it's not. It's not managed. So don't hold it against people who just help themselves. And since we're talking about BetterHelp the last week, I'm not going to be talking about BetterHelp for the entirety of the stream. But specifically touching on that, both PewDiePie and the BBC are looking into BetterHelp. And I know the BBC is looking into BetterHelp right now because they emailed me asking about it.

0:04:42
Unknown_03: And just a quick email exchange, a quick phone call asking about some of the stuff that we've been talking about on the forum. And I just think it's going to get really big. I think that the whole BetterHelp thing is going to get a lot bigger. When DeFranco put out his video and denied it categorically that the service was a scam, people kind of said, oh, well, this is probably going to fizzle out because DeFranco is holding his ground.

0:05:17
Unknown_03: PewDiePie comes out and puts his video out. And I want to show everybody, because I find this very amusing. I think it's cute. PewDiePie, on the topic of giving credit, PewDiePie was very nice to name drop the forum. I wasn't expecting a huge traffic spike to come as a result of this.

0:05:51
Unknown_03: That traffic spike did not happen, but I don't think there's a huge overlap between Judy Pye's audience and the Kiwi Farms audience. At least I hope not. This is an 18-plus website for anybody wondering. Not for nine-year-olds.

Unknown_16: There's also a clip from Jim I clipped out.

Unknown_03: I don't know if I'll... I'm going to have to do this again. I have to attempt it again to try and put some content out onto the internet. I might humiliate myself trying to do this, but we're going to do it live.

0:06:28
Unknown_03: This is the time for learning. And every time I see this clip, it makes me laugh. I figured I'd share my laughter with everybody.

Unknown_16: And I like this clip because it covers

Unknown_03: It covers giving credit. And I want to just freeze frame on this. This is the screenshot he used. Oh, there's no sound. Okay, I did fuck that one up.

0:07:02
Unknown_03: I thought it was just me.

Unknown_16: Because usually there's supposed to be playback.

Unknown_00: Let me try that again.

Unknown_00: But if only we had access to those Tumblr screencaps or something from behind the scenes to get more information. Well, there is one source that had it. Kiwi Farms and their thread talking about this, talking about, archaic about Pomfret. One user.

0:07:37
Unknown_16: I like that clip. It makes me laugh every time I look at it.

Unknown_03: Because just look at this savior of the Western world. Fucking philosophy, you know?

Unknown_03: I just think this screenshot is perfect. When people are talking about giving credit to the site, these are the people who they need to give credit to, the hardworking individuals. You don't want to deprive them of the good feelings that you give when you name drop them.

Unknown_03: But yeah, besides that, this is Mental Health Day. We're going to be looking at some people who need some help. And I can think of no better person.

0:08:10
Unknown_03: Then that's I want to share you guys.

Unknown_03: I Don't know this guy's name. Actually. I just know that he's married to a crazy woman who sued me three times. I think you guys This video is for all my enemies out there for all you people out there that have cursed my wife and I

0:08:55
Unknown_16: Wait, this clip is muted?

Unknown_16: Oh, don't tell me that. You still can't hear it? Ah, fuck off. Okay, we're gonna have to try something a little bit different now.

Unknown_16: Hopefully Firefox and plain empty core.

Unknown_16: You guys can hear this, right?

0:09:29
Unknown_16: You can't hear, fuck off.

Unknown_16: I'm looking at it, it should fucking work.

Unknown_16: Oh, what's on his lips?

Unknown_03: It's a fucking piercing and I have no idea why this wouldn't work. It was working in my test.

Unknown_16: Firefox feature.

Unknown_16: Wasn't muted when you first started playing.

0:10:02
Unknown_03: Okay, let's just try and drag and drop again.

Unknown_11: This video is for all my enemies out there.

Unknown_11: For all you people out there that have cursed my wife and I. And for all you people that wish evil upon us and have slandered us.

Unknown_03: It's very temperamental. This video is for you. It likes to drop out and it tells me that it's working and it doesn't work.

Unknown_03: On my Obama phone.

Unknown_11: Anyways.

Unknown_11: There's a lot of people out there trash-talking my wife and mocking my faith in Yahuwah.

0:10:41
Unknown_11: And especially you, Joshua Moon.

Unknown_11: I curse you and all your followers and all your people over there that have spoke against my wife and I. I curse all of you in the name of Yahuwah that you die.

Unknown_11: And that Yahuwah takes your life.

Unknown_11: And that your insides rot with pestilence.

Unknown_11: May you die. When he takes off the glasses, that's when you know he's going to be serious.

Unknown_03: For coming against Yahuwah's righteous.

0:11:14
Unknown_11: And for the stalker.

Unknown_11: I curse you in the name of Yahuwah. That Yahuwah will take your life. For your evil plots.

Unknown_11: And for... He does look like Gaberman. your adulterous thoughts for conspiring to kill me and conspiring against my wife may Yahuwah curse you and destroy you and take your life and I have complete confidence in Yahuwah that he will hear my call and give me justice for

0:12:01
Unknown_11: He loves his righteous, and he hears their call, and he protects his sheep.

Unknown_11: And I'm battle-hardened. I've been through a lot of battles in my lifetime.

Unknown_11: And Yahuwah gives me strength to crush all my enemies.

Unknown_11: Then all my enemies fall, and I destroy them.

Unknown_11: Anyways, I hope you all die. In the name of Yahuwah, so be it.

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Unknown_03: So yeah, I actually want to show people something. I don't know. I've failed at doing this with Firefox before, so let's see if I can pull it off this time. I do want to show something from the Kiwi Burns itself.

Unknown_16: We've got to sign up.

Unknown_03: Let's make an account. I want to show people this warning. It's a warning basically saying just be careful when you're registering on the site because you might get fucked up by it if you come in unprepared. But there's a footnote. There's a little asterisk leading to this.

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Unknown_03: This site has been cursed by the Hebrew Roots Movement membership may cause pestilence and death.

Unknown_03: And that's a fair warning that if you join the site, you may die a horrible death as a result of Yahuwah's curse. And in case you're wondering who the fuck Yahuwah is, no, it's not me. Yahuwah is the name that the Jews give God, because you can't use the name of God. God's name is Yahweh, but if you take out the vowels, you get something that can be pronounced Yahuwah by the look of it. And it's a

Unknown_03: No, I'm not naming it because this guy's not actually Jewish. He's a Jew that believes in Jesus Christ. It's called the Hebrew Roots thing, and it's very strange and stupid.

0:13:54
Unknown_03: But he's a Hebrew Roots.

Unknown_03: Somebody said I should advocate for King of Paul on the stream.

Unknown_03: We're going to do this. Actually, let's do that right now.

Unknown_08: What's up, Gamergate? I just love this video. You guys getting fit for that cherry fight? Come on, Ralphie. Come on, Ralphie. You want it so fucking bad.

Unknown_09: Woo! Three miles, baby. Three miles. What you doing today? What you doing today? Huh? Nothing.

0:14:26
Unknown_03: Actually, let's try that again because I want to test the feedback. Let's see.

Unknown_03: Monitor only mute. Now, monitor and output. Okay, let's try that. Let's try that. Can you guys hear it? What's up, Gamergate?

Unknown_08: You guys getting fit for that charity fight? Come on, Ralphie. Come on, Ralphie. You want it so fucking bad?

0:14:57
Unknown_09: Woo! Three miles, baby. Three miles. What you doing today? What you doing today?

Unknown_03: Huh? I'm sorry, that kills me. That's like some manic shit. That's fucking funny.

Unknown_03: That's the funniest thing King of Bulls ever done. It's just that fucking... That 20-second clip.

Unknown_16: Okay, what else?

Unknown_16: But, you know, Mental Health Day is not just about people like Brian who are obviously elated and elevated above normies, the NPCs.

0:15:31
Unknown_03: Brian is on some fucking Cloud 9 shit that we can only be envious of.

Unknown_03: But sometimes it's a little bit sad. We're going to look at something just a little bit sad.

Unknown_16: Okay. Okay. Okay.

Unknown_12: Drop the seatbelt.

0:16:10
Unknown_03: I know, I know. It's Narcissa. It's very sad, but we're going to have to take a moment to grieve with Narcissa. Just to grieve. Because you see, Narcissa right here, it was just trying to livestream themselves doing a speedrun. But then 4chan started to bully Narcissa. And it's just completely unacceptable. And we need to see the impact of making fun of somebody has on that person. You see, they can't escape this threat. Can't escape it. They have to read this thread while live streaming, and they have to cry while doing so. It is an obligation. Actually, I am going to pull this back up, the foreground.

0:16:43
Unknown_12: The dopamine hits.

Unknown_03: I'll be getting attention. I want you guys to read their chat on the right-hand side. Let me just read this, actually.

Unknown_03: Read that chat, because that chat is funny.

Unknown_03: See, I...

Unknown_03: Okay, you have Narcissa, right? And Narcissa's fucking reading a 4chan thread and crying.

Unknown_03: But who are these other fucking people in the chat watching Narcissa do this? You know what I mean? Like, okay, you have one crazy person doing something crazy.

0:17:18
Unknown_03: Who the fuck are these other people in chat?

Unknown_03: Oh, it's crying, yeah.

0:17:50
Unknown_03: I wish I could skip through this. I don't know if I can.

Unknown_03: I have two more from Narcissa that I just want to show people. They're funny to me.

0:18:25
Unknown_03: Narcissa just sits there. I want to say that this is all of their streams. Like literally all of their streams are like this where they're just sitting there. And they're crying like this, and they're getting money for it, which is the funny thing. Oh, and they say, like, if I don't get enough money, I'm going to have to quit and get a job. And so they spend more money. Like, if you read the chat, I'll actually blow this up and read the chat.

Unknown_03: But it's kind of fucking pathetic.

0:19:06
Unknown_03: These people don't respect my name. That fucking sucks. It feels bad, man. Well, your name sucks. Fucking Narcissa. If somebody asked me to call them Narcissa, I'd fucking punch them.

Unknown_03: Why would anybody give them money?

Unknown_00: I don't know. I guess they feel bad or something.

0:19:46
Unknown_03: I got a different one that I like a little bit more. A little bit more than that.

Unknown_16: What do you think I've been doing over the last, like, three years?

Unknown_14: Like, what do you think I've been fucking doing?

0:20:23
Unknown_03: I'm just thinking like if you're playing Zelda Breath of the Wild and you're fucking crying while doing so like maybe stop maybe stop playing Zelda Breath of the Wild and do something else because you seem fucking miserable oh yeah easy you don't know who the fuck Narcissa Wright is let me show you let me show you easy peasy who Narcissa fucking Wright is

Unknown_12: I'm, I'm, out of my, out of my mind, out of my fucking mind, I'm, I'm, out of my fucking mind, out of my fucking mind, my, my, my, I'm, out of my fucking mind, out of my, my, my, my, my, my, I'm, out of my fucking mind, out of my fucking mind, mind, I'm, out of my fucking mind gg golly oh my i was doing fine once upon a time til my brain left and it didn't say bye don't look at me wrong i'm out of my mind like lady gaga bobby fisher combined so paranoid of espionage i'm watching my doors and checking my blinds my brain's on vacation they're telling me and i'm bipolar to the severity and i need medication apparently and some electro-compulsive therapy i am a rebel but yes i'm so militant still i am eligible for disabilities i am psychotic but there is no remedy this is not figurative this is literally These people so dumb, I go to the mental facility See, man I'm so out there, I slap fives with VT Slap fives, I don't need a feature They don't want me eating a mullet cart when I'm on the speed If you feel the same as me, then you gotta agree I'm out of my mind, out of my, out of my mind Out of my fucking mind, out of my mind, out of my, out of my mind Out of my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my Out of my fucking mind, out of my fucking mind, mind

0:21:31
Unknown_03: Yeah, everybody give her a round of applause for that fucking performance.

Unknown_03: Once in a lifetime. Once in a lifetime, everybody.

Unknown_03: Oh, let's take a break for a second. And instead of watching a video, I want you guys to meet somebody named Warm Fresh Paint. If you've been on a poll ever in your entire life, you probably recognize them as what is perhaps the most attractive... tranny ever um and you think oh well you know maybe maybe there are some attractive trannies out there you might be lulled into thinking that right you might you might accidentally believe that that is a thing um let's uh let's uh dispel this myth that warm fresh paint is an attractive tranny just uh let's let's uh let's debunk this myth together

0:22:30
Unknown_03: I don't know. Should I read this aloud?

Unknown_03: It's kind of a shocking... Okay. Sam, if you're really wearing a diaper, prove it and shit your pants. No balls. And then I already did. You want to see? Okay.

Unknown_03: I guess that's the part where they stand up and they're clearly wearing a diaper. There's quite a bit of a bulk to the posterior region. I don't know if you can see that. I don't know if that's a full diaper. I'm not a diaper expert. If you are a diaper expert in the chat, please comment if this is a full diaper or not.

0:23:29
Unknown_03: But yeah, it's like stewing and brewing. That's the medical language for shitting yourself. It's stewing and brewing. When you're at the hospital and you shake your diaper, the nurses will be like, oh, we got a stewing and brewing in room 32.

Unknown_03: I'll do it for $20. Shake your pants for $20. You sound resentful that I am in a diaper and you are not. That is some fucking words of wisdom right there from warm, fresh pain.

0:24:04
Unknown_03: Thank you for proving that there is no such thing as a sane trans person. And I want to thank the World Health Organization who manages this idea of mental health awareness. On October 10th today, everybody be aware of mental illness, I guess, because the World Health Organization has found it suitable to remove being a tranny as a mental illness, despite the fact they shit themselves on livestream.

0:24:44
Unknown_05: It's a good thing. It's a really good thing.

Unknown_03: But it's not all fun and games. It's not all stewing and brewing, right? So let's take a look at somebody who's a little bit off, a little bit older, not a tranny, and see what they're like.

Unknown_15: Hello, this is Evangelist Dr. Robert L. McKim Sr. from Carrollton, Ohio.

Unknown_15: Right now, I'm in mourning because my father passed away!

0:25:18
Unknown_14: His father and his stupid girlfriend's daughters are claiming that they were legally married and there's nothing in the courthouse, nothing in the courthouse that says that they were legally married.

Unknown_14: My father made her executor of his estate, turned his insurance over to her. They want to cremate him and do what they want to do with him and leave me totally out of everything. They are taking everything that he owned, everything that he made, everything that was my mother's!

Unknown_14: For God's sake, I am his only biological son and they're stealing my inheritance!

0:26:13
Unknown_14: They need to be put down! They need to be stopped! I do not have the money for an attorney and the attorneys need to wake up! Wake up, attorneys! Especially Brett Hilliard!

Unknown_03: Wake up!

Unknown_14: They were not legally married!

Unknown_14: You are going to lose when it comes right down to it.

Unknown_14: When I do get an attorney, you are going to be losing and you will not be a judge in Tuscarawas County ever again. You will be disbarred.

0:26:50
Unknown_14: Mark my words. I've had it up to here.

Unknown_14: My dad's told me things to my face.

Unknown_14: And he called me on the phone! I don't have my dad no more! I'm just stealing my inheritance!

Unknown_14: God have mercy on their souls! I don't know.

0:27:28
Unknown_03: I don't think he really wants God to have mercy on their souls. I think he wants them to burn in hell. That was Evangelicalist Dr. Bob McKim...

Unknown_03: who is a preacher man of his own church, his own congregation. I don't know if it has anybody who actually attends. But he likes to post those little YouTube sermons. And it just goes to show that there are people out there in the handicapped community who are perfectly capable of connecting with God. And that kind of reminds me of a thing. And I'll find that in a second. But let me show you another one of his sermons. I think they're funny. I think they're funny. I think you'll find them.

0:28:01
Unknown_15: I'm sick I am tired of people like you that quote Bible verses but you don't have the backbone to back up your lies because you know you're doing it out of spite because you think that you're right well you know you're wrong

0:28:36
Unknown_15: Otherwise, Max Lucado is wrong also. And a lot of other Bible scholars is wrong also. Because that Bible verse where it says, if you don't work, you shouldn't eat, only refers to people who refuse to work. Refuse. I don't refuse to work.

Unknown_15: Another thing, too, is I'm doing what God wants me to do, and that's to try to get the truth of the gospel and the truth out there to people like you that are hard-headed and hard-hearted and don't want to listen to the truth.

0:29:21
Unknown_15: Mark my words, lady.

Unknown_15: God is going to get you. Not me. I'm not God, so I'm not going to get you. So don't you stretch it out as I'm threatening you, because it's not a threat.

Unknown_15: What you did to threaten to call welfare on me, that's a threat.

Unknown_15: I am telling you right now to stop.

Unknown_15: S-O-T-P. Stop.

Unknown_15: Commenting on my comments I make on my Facebook ministry.

0:30:06
Unknown_03: Oh man, streaming is like a high. You know the punchline is coming and you're waiting for chat to get to the punchline and then it just fucking hits and everybody is typing SOTP and it's like a fucking shot of drugs.

Unknown_03: That's great.

Unknown_03: That's Bob McKill. He's a fucking national treasure, boys and girls. Don't give him too much shit.

Unknown_16: Oh, boy. We're on the positive upswing right now.

0:30:40
Unknown_03: I've got a couple other clips that I got hanging around. What do I want to play? Let's take a commercial break, actually. I got a commercial break for everybody.

Unknown_03: You know, we're not sponsored by BetterHelp, but we're sponsored by the next best thing.

0:31:41
Unknown_00: I'm okay.

Unknown_03: Some professional fucking voice acting right there.

Unknown_03: How will Trump ever recover?

Unknown_02: It's the Brianna Wu campaign, coming to fight you Donald Trump!

Unknown_03: It's time to rassle rassle you Donald Trump. Ranked Wu is going 102 to none. You won't survive this.

0:32:58
Unknown_04: paid for by Brianna Wu for Congress.

Unknown_10: I'm Brianna Wu, and I approve this message.

Unknown_03: Can anybody believe that this fine politician lost the election? I mean, really, the only thing I can think of is that there is just such rampant sexism in the political community that they just think that a woman can't be a congressperson. And that's patently false. And it's highly professional and innovative campaign law somehow.

Unknown_03: Let me show you guys something, actually, because I just thought of this as I was watching that.

0:33:35
Unknown_03: This was Brianna Wu's campaign logo at first. This was the first track. This was the first track. It's just the worst fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Unknown_03: I just thought you would enjoy that.

Unknown_16: Let's see what else we got. Now that we're back from our commercial break, what else we got?

0:34:16
Unknown_16: People say I should cut up my gain a little bit so that people can hear my beautiful voice over these very, very loud clips.

Unknown_03: Somebody asked if I'm going to kill myself on stream. Not yet. It's not planned. That'll be a special stream.

Unknown_03: Let's see. Okay. Oh, here we have an inspirational note. In the motive, in the theme of world mental health and disabilities, we got somebody here who wants to sing us a song. inspiring us to do our best regardless of what obstacles we have.

0:34:58
Unknown_02: Hi, my name is Russell Greer. I am 24 years old and I live in Salt Lake City, Utah. I am a variety act and I am going to do a motivational speech while I play the piano and dance.

Unknown_02: For the longest time, I was upset because I had a disability. Now, I'm happy to tell you that I am the world's best ventriloquist.

0:35:38
Unknown_02: Today, I'm here to tell you that you too can overcome your disability in three easy ways.

Unknown_02: Accept it.

Unknown_02: There's no point in being mad about things that can't change.

Unknown_02: And maybe I can't change this, but I can change other things about me.

Unknown_02: I can deal with it. Like who's in a slideshow so people know what the heck I'm saying?

Unknown_02: And number three. It's okay if you're crying. I dance.

0:36:19
Unknown_02: I'd like to invite you to come and dance with me.

Unknown_03: You're allowed to stand up and dance right now, by the way. If you want to get your moves on.

Unknown_03: If you want to do whatever the fuck you would call these dance moves.

Unknown_03: Don't really get out of your chair. I'm trying to pull this off.

0:36:56
Unknown_02: I hope you enjoyed it and I hope you felt inspired and were dancing.

Unknown_02: I would really like to get on the show. As you can tell, I have an obvious disability, but I don't let it stop me. And I would like to get on the show and inspire people and show people not to hide.

Unknown_02: be happy with themselves, and to love themselves, and to live their life. You know, and my apps will be different every time. We'll be the same apps. You know, I'm a screenwriter.

0:37:32
Unknown_00: I do some static comedy.

Unknown_02: I have a band play with me. I'm a variety app, so I can do anything. It would be awesome if you could please hand me that chance to audition. Okay, I'll see you in L.A. See you in L.A., guys.

Unknown_03: I don't think he made it.

Unknown_03: Just as a word of wise, I don't think he made it to L.A. Unfortunately, he did try his best, and for that we're very thankful.

Unknown_16: Better luck next time. Let's see, this is a request.

0:38:07
Unknown_03: I think I'm almost out of stuff. And then I actually have one special final video. And if you want to join me for watching a special final video, check the description for this video. I put a Discord link.

Unknown_03: When I'm done looking at this with you guys, I want to play a final video. We're all going to watch it together.

Unknown_03: Everybody will be able to tart out in voice chat. And it's just going to be a lot of fun.

Unknown_16: I actually don't have this one downloaded, but I get the feeling...

0:38:43
Unknown_16: You get the feeling it's not going to be a problem.

Unknown_16: The old classic.

Unknown_03: Old faithful. After all those heavy clips we just watched, it's time to take a load off and just relax on the couch and watch history in the making.

Unknown_03: This was our moon landing.

0:39:15
Unknown_03: Look at that, look at that intensity. I think he's, I think he found some pictures of warm, fresh paint stealing and brewing.

Unknown_16: And look at that, look at that fucking elbow. It's like a, it's like a dog's leg when you start rubbing its belly.

0:39:52
Unknown_16: I think this sad music is actually a part of the stream.

Unknown_03: Do I get off to this? Maybe.

Unknown_03: I don't think you're a man if you can't get off of this video.

Unknown_16: It's modern art.

Unknown_16: Almost.

Unknown_03: Almost.

Unknown_03: His face is getting puffier like he's holding air like a fucking puffer fish.

Unknown_03: I've seen this video like a thousand times and it's still comedic perfection.

0:40:40
Unknown_16: Good playoff, at least. He didn't freak out.

Unknown_16: He knows he's fucked.

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: Okay, okay, okay. If you want to watch this video with me join the push to talk channel because i don't want this to be non-stop noise and uh browser oh yeah it was still playing for some reason uh join the uh push talk channel and we're gonna watch this together i'm gonna throw this in the live stream discussion area get the url real quick pause it at zero seconds because i'm gonna have to i have to figure out some way oh you know what i have Yeah. DLC thing. Okay.

0:41:23
Unknown_03: Throwing this in live-screen discussion right now. Pause it at zero seconds. I'm gonna join the Push to Talk channel in just a moment and we're gonna watch this.

Unknown_16: We're gonna watch this together.

Unknown_16: Hello? Oh, no, no, no. It don't... This is art. This is art.

0:41:53
Unknown_16: This is art. Pause it at zero seconds. I'm going to tell you when to start it up. Get ready. All right. Three, two, one, and...

Unknown_10: Warning, this video is not for children. You must be at least 18 years old to watch this video, and you must also be a vegan. Carnists are not allowed to watch this video. Press stop right now. If you want to rape, torture, and murder my friends, then you do not get to watch this video. It is a special treat just for vegans.

0:42:26
Unknown_03: Thank you.

Unknown_03: I'm glad we have women in the voice chat, because this is an extra special video.

Unknown_10: Hello, vegan ladies. John Sarkar is here. If you've seen some of my videos and you've heard me talk about how much I love vegan vaginas, then chances are you have probably fantasized about me licking your vagina.

Unknown_10: By all means, If you are a dedicated animal rights activist and vegan, I would love to lick your vegan vagina. But the world is so very big and I am so very busy that the fact is I just don't have time to fly all around the world and lick all of your beautiful vegan vaginas. So I thought I'd make a video

0:43:08
Unknown_10: at this video it'll be like POV points of view so you can fantasize that I am licking your vagina what you can do is put your laptop between your legs and you can fantasize that instead of me licking the air I am licking your vagina you can get your fingers a little moist and touch yourself and pretend that it is my tongue that is touching you.

0:43:58
Unknown_10: And by all means,

Unknown_10: I'm not gay, I'm heterosexual, so I would like to fantasize about licking your vagina. But if you are a gay man and you want to pretend that I'm licking your balls or your penis or your anus or something, go ahead. It's basically going to be a video of me licking and whoever you are and whatever part of your body you would like licked, you can fantasize that I am licking that part of your body. It's all good for me.

0:44:33
Unknown_10: Let me get a little sip of my green smoothie before we begin.

Unknown_03: There was a part where he said, by the way, that if you're a guy, you can just imagine it with your butthole or balls as well.

Unknown_03: He's being erotic, guys. Don't you know anything about eroticism? Mmm.

0:45:08
Unknown_10: mmm delicious okay now be a good girl and take your pants down for me okay that's it pull your pants down mmm okay get nice and comfortable okay now you're gonna pull your panties down for me okay so I can see that beautiful vegan vagina of yours

Unknown_10: Do it nice and slow. You can tease me a little bit.

Unknown_10: Wow, you are so beautiful. You have such a cute, adorable little vegan vagina. Okay, I'm going to tease you a little bit first. I'm going to kiss the insides of your beautiful thighs.

0:46:12
Unknown_10: Maybe lick the inside.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I know. I'm looking at it. I'm being a fucking idiot again. I can't get it working.

Unknown_17: Mmm.

Unknown_10: Oh, baby. I just gotta lick that vagina a little bit. Gonna lick around the outside a little bit first.

0:46:47
Unknown_03: Somebody's saying that if I don't comment enough, they're going to flag my video because unfortunately I can't get the thing working. Let's see.

Unknown_05: Just think about his beard on the inside of your thighs.

Unknown_07: Oh, come on, dude, no!

Unknown_05: I'm gonna puke.

Unknown_06: Oh, no, no! Oh, no, he's spreading it! Oh, no, he's spreading it!

Unknown_17: Oh, yeah! This is... Is this the eye change? Can anyone tug on his nice long hair or against your, uh...

0:47:32
Unknown_17: When I got the voices working, somebody said I ruined the experience.

Unknown_03: It's the vegan Moses.

Unknown_06: Oh my fucking god.

Unknown_05: I can't hear a nice guy telling me nice things anymore. Apparently your audio's fucked, Josh.

Unknown_03: Oh, that's okay. I'll reduce the audio a little bit, though. Hopefully we can find a balance of it. Probably nobody can hear you.

Unknown_03: And nobody can hear me? That's fine.

Unknown_03: When I'm not on the tap, it sounds like listening to a cannibal eat somebody.

0:48:10
Unknown_14: Yeah.

Unknown_14: It's like watching Issei Sagawa eat that fucking German girl.

Unknown_15: There's still four minutes left in this video.

Unknown_09: Oh, no, why?

Unknown_07: Dude, that is so hard to say. My question to all the females in here, would you rather Amberlynn Reid beat you out or this guy?

Unknown_03: Amberlynn Reid is an expert fucking eater. No, Amberlynn Reid's got some fucking skills. This guy... Let's take Amber.

Unknown_15: Yeah, you have to... Oh, no. Uh-oh.

0:48:43
Unknown_17: We all know what he's gonna do with that finger.

Unknown_15: Oh, no.

Unknown_03: Get it out of your mouth. You got germs.

Unknown_15: Have you guys ever heard of penis sounding?

Unknown_07: No, no. Why would this turn a girl on to watch him do that? I don't understand.

Unknown_03: I don't think it would.

Unknown_06: You know what?

Unknown_03: This video is unlisted, but it has half a million views, and I guarantee you one of them found this erotic. Half a million people, one of them had to have found this erotic. Are you telling me you're not?

0:49:16
Unknown_14: Getting horny from this doesn't make you want to... You know that it's saliva smells horrible.

Unknown_17: Oh god, somebody posted Joey's World Tour in the discussion.

Unknown_08: Oh no.

Unknown_10: Really?

Unknown_08: Yes.

Unknown_08: Joey's World Tour Chorizo Challenge, please.

Unknown_05: It's for mental health awareness. Yeah, hey, Brett. What the hell did we do? I'd say, hang on. I know somebody is getting turned on. King of Poles on.

Unknown_03: King of Pole wants an outline from this guy. Look at that fucking tongue, though.

Unknown_05: King of Pole wants some outlines from John Sackers.

Unknown_03: That tongue is impressively long, though. He's not being rough enough for King of Pole.

0:49:54
Unknown_05: Does this guy have any, like, fetish videos, like, involving vegetable oil?

Unknown_04: You mean besides this? Why do you want to know?

Unknown_04: I'm asking for a friend. I think it'd be funny, you know? Congrats for a friend.

Unknown_05: Kingapool said it was stream chat. This is definitely not turning him on. I think he's lying. Josh and Jim asked him to jerk off to this video.

Unknown_07: He would do it and record it.

Unknown_05: I would pay him not to. What the fuck's wrong with you? He likes being talked down to, you know? We need a contribute now. I think we lost 80 people since we started playing, which is fine.

0:50:28
Unknown_04: This is the wind down video to get people to fuck off.

Unknown_07: Nobody got in trouble at work with the song.

Unknown_03: Yeah, they had to switch off it. They put it on the office audio, like the ceiling audio, and then they just started hearing this shit. We've only got a minute left.

0:51:03
Unknown_05: We've only got a minute left.

Unknown_14: Oh, man. Home stretch, guys.

Unknown_06: You should add some candles or maybe some erotic music.

Unknown_05: Yeah, at least we could have done with candles. I just want to start a new society.

Unknown_06: It was like... I think this is pushing my long-delayed suicide forward.

0:51:48
Unknown_03: I'm glad I could help on mental health awareness day.

Unknown_07: Wait a minute, wait a minute. He's trying to kiss you on the face after all that? Oh, no, no, no.

Unknown_05: Caring is caring. Make him brush your teeth.

Unknown_05: Thanks for everything you do to help animals, my sweet, sexy, vegan friends.

Unknown_03: My sweet, sexy, vegan friends.

Unknown_06: Sweet, sexy animals. Thanks for everything. One quick question.

Unknown_05: What fucking version of Windows Movie Maker he was using? Because all versions I ever used never let me do widescreen video. What the fuck?

0:52:21
Unknown_14: Maybe Windows 7? Yeah, Windows 7.

Unknown_05: God, I hope so.

Unknown_06: I'm just glad I learned how to eat pussy today. So, thank you, Josh.

Unknown_03: That was not for educational purposes. You don't actually want to use it. No, it's too late. Are we doing one more video, Josh?

Unknown_03: Is there a second video that I can throw up real quick that's already... The Amazing Atheist. Let's watch Joey Walter.

0:52:53
Unknown_00: Add some mental health awareness for obesity.

Unknown_04: This video that you posted in the live stream chat, punish.com.

Unknown_03: We'll watch this. Pull it up right now. Watch one more.

Unknown_06: We could watch Boogie being fat too. That's always fun. The mayonnaise one.

Unknown_06: Actually for mental health awareness we should watch shoe nice Yeah open up the the punish to the Nutella the food challenge in the

0:53:44
Unknown_04: I want you to not watch this video, but close your eyes while listening to it. It's extra disgusting, trust me. Just close your eyes.

Unknown_08: Keep your eyes closed.

Unknown_06: My boy Joey, my boy Joey. Alright, we're gonna watch in 3, 2, 1.

Unknown_07: Hey everybody, it's Joey from Joey's World 2. Welcome back guys. Today I'm gonna do the Nutella.

Unknown_15: Who is this?

Unknown_06: This is Joey's World Tour. Did I get advertised? No, no, no.

Unknown_17: That was epic. Wait, wait.

0:54:20
Unknown_02: I don't think so. He said some questionable things one time.

Unknown_03: He's just gonna dip his fat fucking face in that? Yeah, and then he vomits everywhere.

Unknown_06: There's a better one where he eats, like, uh... There's a better one where he eats wasabi and literally vomits right when he eats it. It's fucking hilarious.

Unknown_04: He vomits his saliva just pouring out of his mouth and he just keeps shoveling it in his mouth.

0:54:55
Unknown_03: A coverage? You can't even get his fat ass server to eat it.

Unknown_05: He can't fucking bend over to get his face on you. Viewership warning.

Unknown_06: He's gonna throw all that out back up.

Unknown_03: A million and a half people have seen this. Sticky.

Unknown_07: At first he's like, oh no.

Unknown_03: How many people be honest with you?

Unknown_17: because he has a fairly dedicated subscriber base.

Unknown_03: I can't believe somebody would do this to themselves. It's not really dedicated. It's just watching somebody just kill themselves.

Unknown_07: No, I'm not closing my eyes and listening. It's like a train wreck. Oh my god.

0:55:27
Unknown_05: This is Bunty King. Look at his mouth right now.

Unknown_17: Oh yeah, we get two eating out lessons in one day.

Unknown_05: Is this like performance art, what he's doing right now?

0:56:02
Unknown_05: No, this is just pretty bad. It's like the fat lady that tried to dance on butter sticks.

Unknown_06: Check out the cuss. He really does look like he's eating shit.

Unknown_04: I think that's the idea.

Unknown_07: That's a diaper on the tablecloth.

Unknown_04: You just know there's some bitches that are getting off to this.

Unknown_05: Wait, what is that? There are people that get off to everything.

Unknown_18: I mean, fuck, there are people jacking off to our voices right now.

0:56:33
Unknown_07: Oh my god.

Unknown_06: Keep in mind, at the time, I'm pretty sure he only had, like, about a thousand subs when he was doing this.

Unknown_03: This is like eating poison for the soul, watching this video. This is worse than the eating out video.

Unknown_05: Did he really do this?

Unknown_03: No, I think the solid one is worse because it's raw pork, you know?

Unknown_07: Oh no!

Unknown_06: Oh, here it comes. Here it comes. They can't look away.

Unknown_05: I can't believe this.

0:57:08
Unknown_06: You can do it. You can do it, Joey. You can do it, Joey. Get it out. Why would somebody do this to themselves? Like, comment, subscribe.

Unknown_04: Imagine listening to this, like closing your eyes and listening. How are there two minutes left?

Unknown_18: Well, I would do anything for views, right?

Unknown_05: This is depressing and hilarious at the same fucking time.

Unknown_06: I'm pretty sure there was someone there with him recording this.

Unknown_03: Has he procreated? I hope not. Doesn't he have a wife?

0:57:40
Unknown_18: He procreated with Joan.

Unknown_17: He's procreating right now.

Unknown_17: It's like he's having a greased-induced seizure.

Unknown_06: He calls his fan base muchachos.

Unknown_07: Have you guys ever seen the video I link the one with the chicken in the can?

Unknown_06: Swear to fucking God. I almost fell for that one. That was bad.

0:58:21
Unknown_06: Is that that fat bitch eating that nasty thing in a glass bowl?

Unknown_07: Yeah, I remember when we went to go see the one where Joey eats a banana and mayo sandwich.

Unknown_09: Teresa wanted the best.

Unknown_17: My vote goes to Teresa.

Unknown_03: It's this combined with the little sticker that says click to subscribe. It's like, it's like, I'm so depressed now. Whoever sent this fucking video is awful. You should watch a video of him hitting a wall out of a tube.

Unknown_17: Dude, Joey is so sad.

Unknown_06: That was a good one. Whoever said that, that was a good one. That was so fucking gross.

0:58:56
Unknown_07: He sells shirts. He sells shirts.

Unknown_05: It's about that fat guy eating the whole entire chicken with mayo.

Unknown_06: There's this other guy named LA Beast who actually drinks epicac and he drank it in the car. I remember when he did those sugar-free gummy bears and he immediately shit himself.

Unknown_07: Yeah, and he just videoed himself shitting on a bowl. LA Beast is a fucking legend.

Unknown_18: That's my fetish.

0:59:29
Unknown_03: All right, well, I think I'm going to call it quits for this because this is a little bit over an hour, which is what I was shooting for. I want to thank everybody for stopping by and for watching me fail to computer for a little bit over an hour.

Unknown_07: It was fun. Thanks, Josh.

Unknown_03: Yeah, it was a good laugh.

Unknown_05: I'm excited to see the next one, fam. Yeah, I'll have to throw together something.

Unknown_03: I'm sitting on like a dragon's treasure worth of random fucking clips like this, and I guess I should throw together some more.

Unknown_17: I just sent you another one, Josh.

Unknown_15: When are you going to do porn? When are we going to do porn? If we get kicked off YouTube, I guess I might have a fucking one.

1:00:06
Unknown_16: Yeah, sorry. People said it's a little bit short, but I threw together a bunch of stuff.

Unknown_03: on short notice, just to throw something up there.

Unknown_05: It was a good hour. Here's the question. When's the next one?

Unknown_03: I don't know. I don't know if I could do it every day because I would very quickly burn out of money. You run out of content, yeah.

Unknown_03: Maybe next Wednesday. What do you mean?

Unknown_06: You've got to be running those 24-hour ops.

1:00:40
Unknown_03: You know what?

Unknown_07: Humpty streams are really cool because it's in the middle of the week, you know, like today.

Unknown_03: What I should have done is I should have put like 30 seconds of dead air between everything I said. That fucking would have lasted like eight hours then. Yeah.

Unknown_05: How do you think certain people in the community... Don't you want to read out your Super Chats, Josh? Yeah, pound out them Super Chats. I don't have fucking Super Chats. Be off to those Super Chats. Just post the videos every five seconds. Yeah. Be below, huh?

1:01:15
Unknown_05: Hit that one-hour intro, Mark, so you get a whole bunch of Super Chats built up, and you spend half an hour pounding out those Super Chats.

Unknown_03: Oh, God. I think I'd rather die.

Unknown_05: Even better.

Unknown_02: Even better. I have a song I'll play.

Unknown_06: I'll play that as the outro.

Unknown_05: Once you stream, you have to challenge somebody to IRL, fucker.

Unknown_05: And also to give Ralph a little bit of shit here. To give Ralph a little bit of shit also. Always start about five minutes later when you probably should, you know?

Unknown_03: Here's a good question on the topic of wrestling. You could fight one locale. Who would you fight? It would be Tom. It would be Tom. Kiro the fucking water. Kira. Kira and Matt. Okay. I would fight Kira because of his dead body.

1:01:51
Unknown_05: Okay, I'll name drop one here.

Unknown_05: FredFox. FredFox. That's a long one.

Unknown_07: I'd fight PK or Eevee.

Unknown_18: I'd want to punch Karen.

Unknown_07: Josh, you were supposed to wrestle Jim naked. If Jim wants to wrestle me naked anytime, just let me know.

1:02:27
Unknown_03: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

Unknown_15: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

Unknown_03: I would fight Brianna Wu. Brianna Wu, I would fight. It would last like 15 seconds. No, no, no, versus Boogie.

Unknown_07: Boogie's dead, though. Boogie1488's dead. No, Boogie2988 is dead. Boogie1488 is alive and well.

Unknown_03: Wait, can I change my answer to Ross? I don't want to text Ross.

1:03:00
Unknown_07: Imagine how Ross must feel.

Unknown_04: Low tier God and DSP, the ultimate rematch.

Unknown_07: Yes.

Unknown_04: Alright, I'm going to play my outro and I think that'll be it.

Unknown_03: I'll try to make it a little bit longer because people seem to think that it should be like at least two hours. I didn't want it to be like five hours or something.

Unknown_03: In the meantime, let's watch Shoenice just get drunk and start fucking yelling at his teammates.

Unknown_06: Is Shoenice still alive?

Unknown_07: He's actually back. Alright, let's see if I can play this without fucking up.

1:03:36
Unknown_03: I tried it the first time as an intro song, and it didn't work.

Unknown_16: We're gonna try it again. This is a test.

Unknown_16: I just want to play a song guys.

1:04:12
Unknown_01: I just want to play a song Did you ever think that just maybe

Unknown_01: Narcissistic, manic, depressive, slit your wrists Hyperactive, ADD, generalized anxiety Drug addicts, agoraphobic, panic attacks We're all just so sick, in the head need medicine quick Gotta stuck up on prescription slips Had a breakdown of a nervous kind Pop a little Xanax to unwind Paranoids get so half the time Bipolar and borderline We fuck up when it comes to sex

1:05:12
Unknown_01: I'll figure out what to do.