0:00:00
Unknown_28: now what's happening now youtube what's happening now youtube there we go

Unknown_28: Okay, this is already weird. YouTube's acting very strange.

0:00:51
Unknown_28: Oh my god, fucking YouTube.

0:02:09
Unknown_04: Oh, hi. Happy Saturday. We haven't fixed anything.

Melton: We're still using the old camera set up. It's blurry. It's low FPS. I know, but you get an emergency show. You get an emergency app and that's not nothing. Am I right?

Melton: By the way, that wasn't a planned cold intro or anything. That is actually what's occurring live now over on MLC on one of the biggest bomb drop days on the calendar. This is what Kevin's covering.

0:02:40
Melton: Nikki and the tits or whatever it's called.

Melton: Don't ever say Kevin's not sharp. By the way, Wednesday, he'll be all over this.

Melton: Wednesday, he'll be on top of this and be like, so let me get this straight.

Unknown_04: Hold on a second. Let me get this straight. Nick Rakeda hacked into... Hold on a minute. Let's get Chad on to get to the bottom of it.

0:03:25
Unknown_04: Let's get Chad on to get to the bottom of this. Am I right, Chad? Wrong.

Melton: There wasn't Chad at all.

Melton: But it did make a great point that I'm not right. I'm rarely right and remember that tonight as I try to navigate the dance of what I know with what I can say.

0:03:59
Melton: But to all you idiots who said that there was no bombshell, I did not know this would all

Melton: be manifesting itself days later. I really thought months, but wow. One of the shoes has dropped. Has it not? Hold on Patrick. Is there more? I don't know. I don't know.

Melton: but we're going to try to talk about it tonight and we're going to try to get into it.

0:04:41
Melton: MLC already talked about Nick. I'm sure it was great. Sure. It was great.

Melton: And by the way, lucky everybody. Um, somebody sent in a membership message earlier and it didn't really get displayed, but it was something about how long until Nick's

Melton: How long until Aaron sitting in a corner watching Matt work over and I think the term was the Minnesota.

0:05:18
Melton: What was it?

Melton: The menace.

Melton: What was it? Sorry. Oh, we do get an extra October executive producer tonight.

0:05:50
Melton: Oh wait, that's last night. Why didn't it rotate over?

Melton: Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Melton: This show is nothing if it isn't problems. Am I right? Everybody, we can't do anything right.

Melton: This was supposed to trigger a whole.

Melton: new process process.

Melton: Oh God, I'm not ready to do a show. I just ate some, uh, what was it? Pizza.

0:06:26
Melton: I just ate some pizza. So I'm sluggish.

Melton: I'm fat, tired.

Melton: All right, new executive producer. This is from the October draw.

Melton: Mycroft.

Melton: Mycroft. I thought Mycroft, oh yeah. Mycroft.

Melton: I think it's short for Microsoft.

0:07:04
Melton: Microsoft. Kevin's still covering the hits.

Melton: So that's insane. I'm going to go ahead and close that out.

Melton: Cause God knows I need to have that up distracting me. Just Kevin watching Baldy and the trans or whatever it's called. Um, and of course Eric stone, I think said he would give me a hundred dollars if there was a bombshell and I guess this is him keeping his word.

Melton: I guess this is him keeping his word. Jenna Lynn giving me an early happy birthday. Thank you.

0:07:39
Melton: It is almost my birthday. How did you know? Thank you, everybody. Welcome to a special Saturday night program.

Melton: And also, you know, we got a couple people gifting memberships over here. Starberry. Starberry. And real...

0:08:22
Unknown_20: Oh God.

Melton: Oh God. It's so much to go over. There's so much to do.

Melton: I've got my bong.

Melton: How, how about you? All right.

Melton: Yesterday, if you didn't see this little piggy, the whole thing's worth checking out. It was good before Nick Ricada came on. Moody had a whole beautiful graph. I mean, this thing really was great. It was the hit of the show. And then Ricada calls in and starts dropping bombshells.

0:09:01
Melton: And I guess, you know, Ricada at the end said that he knows for a fact that Aaron watches

Melton: Um, Aaron jerks off to cock porn after browsing his Kiwi farms thread and people on Reddit, I guess, put it together that Aaron must have access somehow to, or sorry, Nick must have access somehow to Aaron's, uh,

0:09:42
Melton: Google account and Nick then immediately goes on Twitter this morning. You might call it X if you're hip and, and I guess it was this afternoon. I mean, this has all happened so fast. It's really been a whirlwind, but look at this. Oh my God. Why would this be real?

Melton: And it's a screenshot of myactivity.google.com Chrome. The identity is blurred out here, but whoever it is clearly logged into the browser here, the Chrome browser.

0:10:34
Melton: and if we go back to the beginning details of the history looks like whoever this is was browsing nick ricada the page on kiwi farms i guess page after page after page and then one minute later one minute

Melton: After visiting Nick's Kiwi farms page, they go to porn hub, the main page.

Melton: They go to the rec recommended porn. Aaron goes to his recommended porn.

Melton: Oh, let's see what they have for me.

Melton: And he clicks on big tits, big ass milf want hubby to watch.

0:11:34
Melton: And then in about half an hour later, they browse to April's Twitter account.

Melton: Now, clearly this is an old screenshot when April had the April underscore M halt tag, but this would imply that

Melton: Nick ricada has access to Aaron's Google account.

Melton: And Dick Masterson sums it up in a re repost of this tweet.

Melton: Dude, him hold is cruising ricadas. Kiwi farms tried then gets so turned on by the memory of his wife getting fucked. He immediately goes to porn hub and jacks off to cuck porn. And then he goes to his wife's Twitter.

0:12:15
Melton: bro, bro.

Melton: So I, you know, I don't even Aaron is I don't Aaron's had some DMS released from, I think Thursday, it seems like Aaron might've figured this out.

0:12:57
Melton: And Aaron has finally figured out as of this morning, how to restrict access to the computer.

Melton: I get, you know, allegedly to the computer he logged in on at Nick Ricada's house.

Melton: So if you're putting this all together, and again, I'm not saying this is what is, but

Melton: may i have known about this for a long time yes maybe is this the bombshell maybe again maybe it's half maybe there's more but if you do the math if you really start to put this together aaron thinks

0:13:51
Melton: And this is, I don't even know where these, these DMS are. It's funny. Somebody released the DM. They're on our discord. I think Aaron thinks that Nick was accessing his Gmail from this computer at Nick's house.

Melton: And why would this be? April has the password. Nick hacked in new, new, new, new, new hit the like button.

0:14:25
Melton: Aaron used to do shows from Nick's house when they were having one of their swinger getaways.

Melton: And apparently Aaron logged in to say, you know, this is all apparent. And by the way, even if Nick told me this, it's just what Nick says, you know? So who knows what's real? Nick could be fucking with all of us, right? I can, I can tell you that I have seen more.

0:15:09
Melton: than what Nick's posted. Nick just posted a little thing.

Melton: I do have no reason to believe this is fake.

Melton: Now remember Nick blurred out the image, whoever this is or whatever, but we all know what it is. Him and April then started laughing about it over, over tweets and stuff that we all know what this is. We all know what this is.

Melton: But if this is true, then Aaron logged in and signed in to Nick's computer almost a year ago, the first time they did shows from the Ricada compound.

0:15:59
Melton: And when I say logged in, I don't mean Gmail, I mean Google, and it looks like the browser It looks like he synced the account to this Chrome, to this computer, and this would be everything. Aaron M whole Google.

Melton: This is YouTube analytics, money, numbers, all of it.

Melton: Gmail.

0:16:39
Melton: phone call records, voicemails, anything that's your Google account, search history.

Melton: For instance, if Aaron Emholt were worried that he might be getting sued for defamation,

Melton: He might be panic Googling things like, can I be sued for defamation without being served a cease and desist?

0:17:25
Melton: He might be like panic. Aaron has a nice fatty graspable neck.

Unknown_04: I too have a fat neck.

Unknown_01: I have a fake pool.

Melton: Open tabs.

Melton: just the most intimate details of your life. I don't think people understand how crazy search history is.

Melton: Search history is an unfiltered viewport into the human mind and psyche.

0:18:05
Melton: You can tell what someone's worried about. You can tell what someone's

Melton: Remember the whole thing in the show Girls? What about the stuff that gets up underneath? Remember that?

Melton: People Google wild, intimate shit.

Melton: And so you start putting together the scope of what a Google account entails to a person.

Melton: And its depth is...

0:18:39
Melton: unimaginable. This thing can't even be, I really believe this is more of a holy shit than anyone understands yet.

Melton: And people can't wrap their head around it. There was someone in the, in our discord earlier, he was saying like, so hold on. Nick can see 11 months of Aaron stuff.

Melton: No, no, no, no.

Melton: He's had access for 11 months.

0:19:15
Melton: He can see everything ever.

Melton: Aaron's Google account might be decades old.

Melton: Gmail, YouTube.

Melton: Who knows? Who knows?

Melton: Years of text messages, voice. Who knows?

Melton: Who knows?

Melton: And if he's had 11 months, he's had plenty of time to go through and back up and sink all of it.

0:20:05
Melton: Oh no. Oh no.

Melton: And then think about how important email is to other services.

Melton: For instance, maybe every time you get a PayPal or Venmo donation, you get an email about it.

Melton: In which case it would be very easy for someone to watch your show and your inbox.

0:20:37
Melton: and start to put together a graph or timeline of fake donations.

Melton: This has ramifications.

Melton: I don't think people understand.

Melton: If it's true, if it's true, I imagine leaving your Google account open

Melton: Imagine you were caught having intimate legal conversations with YouTube lawyers looking for real advice.

0:21:22
Melton: Imagine. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Melton: If it's true, if he really had access to a Google account, I don't know. And then you couple that with the security cameras that may or may not exist.

Melton: And Aaron's refusal to get out of his tidy whities during the naked twister romp.

0:22:03
Melton: It seems like an interesting day.

Melton: It seems like an interesting day. So, so maybe I have the full complete presentation memo to Aaron sent over to, to get his little radio job. I don't know.

Melton: Maybe we can tell every, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's going to get weird.

0:22:36
Melton: It's going to get weird. I'm going to open the phone lines. Don't be weird about it. We are taking your calls. We're taking your thoughts here. Whitney's did says everyone right now note to self delete search history, a F

Melton: This is how dumb the normal human is. That's what we're dealing with. So like,

Melton: It is funny that Aaron's like a boomery out of a guy, but Whitney's tits thinks she can delete her search history and that'll keep her ahead of the, this is how dumb the average human being is. Nobody knows how this stuff works. Whitney, honey, you deleting your cookies and search history off your computer. Google doesn't delete their copy. Whitney, Whitney.

0:23:15
Melton: They track everything you do over there at their house.

Melton: Delete your search history.

0:23:49
Melton: You got them. You got them wit.

Melton: It's not her fault. It's not her fault. You know, they don't do a good job of teaching people internet security. You know, this isn't a mandatory class in college.

Melton: Delete your history. Deleting your history stops your wife from finding out what you're really into.

Melton: Deleting your history doesn't stop anyone.

Melton: She says I'm on brave.

0:24:20
Melton: you sure are you sure are oh no pookie this is bad if it's if this is real this is an understatement i mean couple this just this one screenshot nick ricada has released couple that with what we learned yesterday that

Melton: Aaron on purpose ate Nick's cum.

Melton: What I said, what I assume out of April's tummy trough. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if it was April or Kayla. I don't know if they were playing telephone, but instead of like whispering a secret message or passing around a mouthful of cream, I don't know.

Melton: I don't know. I don't know if I want to know.

0:25:18
Melton: Frankly, if you get to the bottom of it, let's take a call and see what happens. Hello. Is this really happening right now?

Unknown_05: I don't know. I don't know. Why does everybody doubt me?

Melton: Why does everybody doubt me?

Unknown_31: I don't doubt you. I'm just like, oh my gosh, this is crazy.

Unknown_31: I mean, imagine how well Aaron M holds sleeping tonight.

Melton: Worried about this.

Unknown_02: This is insanity.

0:25:56
Melton: This is why I say, this is why I say, you know, you're watching this guy with his bravado. He's always one step ahead of everybody. Meanwhile, this is going on since he logged, since he was over there. Oh my God.

Melton: every thing he says we know he's an insecure piece of nick has proof nick has proof this is great

0:26:33
Unknown_02: You can literally like, you can literally show things he searched for and wreck his life.

Melton: Like go look how fake you are. We can go find out what jobs he was looking for.

Unknown_05: We could. Oh yeah. You can look up what like fucking like what kind of merchandise he was looking into buying and jerseys like for his own self and trips. I don't know. Like if he gets sync, sync a Google account to another Google account.

Melton: And then you could just have unfettered access to it for life. Like, even though he's restricted and if you already moved everything over to another account that you have access to, it's all there. The emails to search for life and.

0:27:10
Unknown_05: It's easy. You have it. You have it all now.

Melton: Is this a crime? Is this a crime?

Unknown_05: It's a crime. Oh my gosh, dude. Aaron logged in.

Melton: Thank you for calling. We appreciate it. Is this a crime?

Melton: is the answer or is the big question is Nick in trouble if he did this did what I don't know if you come over to my house and log into my my computer am I I mean if you didn't log out I don't know how it all works I really don't we'd have to talk to a lawyer about it

0:28:01
Melton: I know that this has V this has upset the Ricada hater community so much. So that I've been, I'm being called a pedophile every two minutes on Twitter again. It's so weird how they're related.

Melton: It cooled off for a while, ramped up a little bit yesterday, you know? Hello. Okay. Yes. Hey, yeah.

Unknown_22: Corey in Kansas city. Hi core.

Unknown_22: Hey, what's going on?

Melton: How are you doing? Are you breathe?

Unknown_22: Yeah, I know. I know. I know.

0:28:42
Unknown_22: I'm trying. Um, is it a crime? Uh, yeah, it's likely not legal. I don't know if it's a crime or not, but yeah, people don't understand that. Like they, they log everything, uh, that they know where you've been. They know,

Unknown_22: When I say they, I mean, it's like your credit card, it's your information, it's your email, everything.

Melton: Yeah. I mean, if he uses Google shopping or if he has, yeah, Google wallet, you know, I don't know. I don't know how, I don't know. I've never been stupid enough to leave my thing logged in at a friend's house or, and I'm also the kind of guy, like if you did, I would just log you out. But

0:29:13
Melton: You know, I don't know if it's a crime to start, to start looking through your own computer that someone else's this bitch members only for it. Jesus Christ.

Unknown_22: Right.

Unknown_22: Well, remember my password, you know, it's auto checked everywhere and it's like, okay, I guess. No, don't do that.

Melton: Oh no. I didn't even fathom this. Yeah.

Unknown_22: And you know, that idiot did it. You know that idiot just logged in and left that shit check.

0:29:56
Melton: No, but he'll have stored passwords in like Chrome. And if they sync to Chrome, Aaron can, Nick would be able to log into bank accounts or any, if he wanted.

Unknown_22: All of it. Oh no. Chrome saves, Chrome goes, Chrome goes, do you want me to save this password? And you know, Nick goes, whatever. Okay.

Melton: Yeah. I mean that Ram, I haven't even processed all the possible ramifications for this, but I think it's, I really do think this is a bigger holy shit than people will ever know. And all, all Nick has to do is tweet one embarrassing thing out a week forever. It's bad.

0:30:33
Melton: It's not good. So now let me ask you this.

Unknown_02: All right.

Melton: Your, your slam piece.

Melton: And, and you know, now that your husband tried come, uh, for fun. And you also know that you're not your husband, your boy, your boyfriend or whatever. Uh, you also know that he's currently jerks off to stories about Nick and watches cock porn.

0:31:13
Unknown_22: Cumsies for funsies and big titty cookie porn. Yeah. Yeah.

Melton: Now, what do you think the spin will be Monday? Uh, I'll let you go. Core. I know you don't want to just be a co-host. I appreciate you calling in. Thank you.

Unknown_22: Thanks buddy. Yeah. Love you.

Melton: I love you too. You know, what's the spin going to be Monday is what everybody's everybody's wants to know. This is one little, um, one little sliver of information and you know, we can put it together.

Melton: Nick said on the show yesterday, Aaron jerks off after reading my QE farmstead today, he releases a screenshot of someone going to cuck porn after reading his QE farmstead and then going to April's Twitter. We know exactly what this is. I don't even know why he blurred out the thing, you know, seething Obama. This is not a crime. Steel toe just never logged out. It's his responsibility to log out. I have a degree in bird law, okay? Straight out of Always Sunny Law School.

0:31:58
Unknown_07: Google, can Patrick Melton sue me for calling him a pedo? Text Ashley LaRue, Ashley, you should see what Patrick Melton is saying about the kids. You and Baylen should sue him. How awesome would that be? Yeah. We can have all the radio stations doing live remotes from the courthouse. This will be epic.

0:32:30
Melton: We could, it might be epic. Whitney's tits. What's the saying again? Two can keep a secret. If one of them is dead, one of them better watch out. It's going to end as a dateline episode. Oh no.

Melton: Oh no. You think Aaron goes full ballistic on this? How cathartic Monday will be being my birthday and all. Oh yeah. Monday will be my birthday. Aaron's excuse day. What are the odds? There's a members only show tomorrow.

0:33:01
Melton: What are the odds? We get a members only show tomorrow. I gotta know.

Unknown_29: Are you okay, baby boy? Do you think these developments eclipse the Nick star Blackberry saga?

Melton: It's funny. We were talking about that. Of course the Nick star Blackberry saga that way, by the way, go to the overdose and get it. If you don't know, was like a one and done. It was just a drop.

0:33:33
Melton: Who knows what kind of drip drop we're going to get from this again.

Melton: If I've seen a sample of it, I'd be very excited to know what's to come.

Melton: And you know, this is something that can be figured out from air. Look, Nick clearly wanted people to figure this out. He's been telling people that, you know, Aaron jerks off to, to his Kiwi farm stretch. So Aaron probably figured this out this week.

0:34:05
Melton: What I'm interested in is if there's anything else again, I just, I feel like Nick is the kind of guy who's got some footage.

Melton: And of course this is one Aaron probably can't figure out as easily, but I just wonder.

0:34:41
Melton: If there's any part of Nick's house where he might have had cameras and it could have caught now, look, I'm not, look, if I knew I'd tell you, I'm not the kind of guy who can sit on secret footage for months and months and months.

Melton: He just seems like the kind of guy, I think he's like a secure man who has secure things. Scott Richards asks, was this your big get or do you have another? That's what I'm saying. Who knows? Who really knows?

0:35:35
Melton: Um, seething Obama. First of all, if this isn't a big enough get for you, you're broken. I, again, I don't think people even understand what this could be.

Melton: How big of a get do you want?

Melton: Aaron's been sharing everything in his life with Nick ricada this whole time. Hello. Hello.

Unknown_26: Exactly.

Melton: Is it, if that's not a big enough bombshell.

0:36:08
Melton: You're out of your mind. We know for a fact Aaron jerks off to cuck porn now and it's sandwiched between reading about Nick and April.

Melton: What timeline do you want to be in that's better than this one?

Melton: I really got to know.

Melton: Seething Obama. That's why Nick has been radio silent for months. He's been doing research and investigating and maybe backing up, you know, who knows how many gigabytes of fucking data all this shit is.

0:36:45
Melton: google drive and stuff who knows who knows uh reels can we see another sleeping money monkey clip no they're all available on my channel go watch them we don't have time for that shit here hey aaron i've been watching your therapy sessions oh no oh no what if they're recorded baby satchmo hit the uh thumbs up button shit sticks seems rude LOL there, uh, there are ongoing felony cases. Understand the government will likely be contacting you. If true Nick is likely facing additional felony charges. That's great. I'm here for it. I didn't do shit.

Melton: I didn't do shit.

Melton: You think I don't want to get mixed up in this? I do. I do. This is fucking hilarious.

Melton: This is one of the best birthdays ever actually.

0:37:44
Melton: They'll be contacting you. First of all, they won't. They won't.

Melton: They'll get my phone records. They'll get the Twitter records. They'll get the Gmail. They won't even have to contact me. They'll just go through my shit, I assume.

Melton: Just like they did to Gino.

Melton: Whitney's Tisp. By the way, the fuck do I know about this browser history stuff? I'm a nurse. I save lives. Not a stupid Indian tech support person, but I get what you mean. We love you, and I was just using you as an object lesson. Don't. Don't.

0:38:15
Unknown_07: Good thing I use the Signal app. I do use the Signal app.

Melton: But like the password for Signal would be stored in the Google password manager, right? Yeah, we do need the fridge.

Unknown_07: The Cowboy Mafia, Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, Key West Police Department, The Order, Iran Contra, Michael Milken, Gambino Crime Family, Young Thug, YSL. What do they have in common with Melton?

0:38:47
Melton: They all had RICO cases against them.

Melton: You can now add Patrick...

Melton: big sauce Mettlon to that list.

Melton: Baby. Hi guy.

Melton: I don't know if they'll have time. The government boy, I don't know if the government will have time to prosecute me. I hear they're working on a big case against Gino for breaking into com pound media. Remember that one? Remember when Aaron sang for half an hour and danced and wiggled in his chair to pure masturbatory enlightenment of delusion that Gino was going to be arrested for felony breaking and entering a compound media a month ago.

0:39:21
Melton: I'm not kidding. People on Twitter are saying all my computers are about to be seized.

Melton: I'm going to be held in a, in a super max facility. Like what's wrong. Everyone's so dumb.

0:39:55
Melton: Everyone's really, really retarded. I'm going to be, I need you to stop worrying about me. I'm fine.

Melton: I've told you I'm fine.

Melton: I've been fine. I'm fine. It's not my fault you left your computer logged in if you did.

Melton: If you did. We don't even know. This could all be fake.

Melton: Nick could be trolling me.

0:40:31
Melton: I don't know. I got an email from a Nigerian prince.

Unknown_07: It said that click this and I got $1 billion in the bank. Did you do it? I'm still a cuck too, of course.

Melton: Maybe Nick is too.

Melton: By the way, again, when this is all over, we're going after Nick. Mark my words.

Melton: Starberry, thank you for the 10. I'm going to put Starberry down now.

0:41:04
Melton: I got to put everybody down from yesterday. It was all a blur. I didn't even write names down. Reels, gifting, and nuts. 10 for the Reels. I already did these, right? Am I high?

Melton: Robert, thank you. I don't even know what we're doing anymore. I've lost track of it. It's so it's too much. Man alone isn't made to process this much data and information at once.

0:41:37
Melton: It's coming in too hot and fast.

Melton: Who's running April's Twitter. Yeah, I know. I know we gotta get there too.

Melton: got to get there too well we know that um nick said they're not together anymore um on this little piggy again you gotta go watch that whole episode a lot of bombs dropped over there but they're flirting over twitter it's getting very weird april's saying some

0:42:16
Melton: I'm not even kidding. Like I know a lot of people aren't caught up on this stuff and it's been a busy, busy day.

Melton: April is wilding out on Twitter.

Melton: Like it's, it's if you have children in the room, um, you should probably not have them in here.

Melton: for what we're about to do. This started yesterday, last night while Nick was on the show, kind of. It gets really graphic.

0:42:53
Melton: I gotta go back really far.

Melton: She's been on a storm. She's really like tearing it up.

Melton: She's doing, okay, I think we're ready. I don't wanna like show too much.

0:43:41
Melton: She's tweeted 130 times since yesterday. Here's what she was doing. Here's what she was

Melton: doing.

Melton: Anyone know why the pilot flame won't jump to the rest of the holes in my fireplace?

Melton: I've grown to appreciate different cooking oils as I've grown. Turns out different oils really make an otherwise boring meal feel special.

Melton: What?

Melton: Then she finds out Nick's on our show.

0:44:19
Melton: I hope you're okay. I still hope you're okay, but what the fuck are you doing?

Melton: Um, damn, this beat feels good. I've been a good girl, but boy, would I like to once you're off while watching me, you're wreaking off while April floppy fingered lady rake.

Unknown_16: It's that's a fact, Jack.

Melton: What's a floppy finger. Is that a move? I don't know.

0:44:53
Melton: Dick Masterson said, I love that we don't have to argue with three morons anymore. We can just do whatever we want. This is a MAGA post.

Melton: I don't want to argue with morons, including myself anymore. I'd rather we just do what we want.

Melton: Ricada says, holy shit. I didn't talk about sex at all. Wait till I do that. So again, Nick teasing something else here.

Melton: April says, I'd like the link, please, to the sex.

Melton: You realize the judge doesn't care she was in my studio, right?

0:45:32
Melton: This is April curious about what the Baldo feels like.

Melton: He's coming faster than I thought he would.

Melton: Seems like you're speaking my language. These are not replies. These are just tweets. Seems like you're speaking my language and I know I'm cool.

Melton: And I'm reading you thick guy, we should meet.

Melton: Now, this would be probably during the show. Who did I block?

0:46:10
Unknown_03: Oh, this guy kept constantly tagging me.

Melton: April, it's time for your spotlight on my terms. What do you think this is? Seems like you're speaking my language and I know I'm cool and I'm reading you thick guy.

Melton: We should meet.

Melton: Now, I think this is to Nick.

0:46:45
Melton: I think everybody's in the chat going, this is Ethan Ralph. This is Melton thick guy, but I think she's talking about his dick.

Melton: Um, Nick called her cool.

Melton: I know I'm cool. And I'm reading you thick guy. We should meet this implies.

Melton: that they are communicating on some sort of weird other level.

0:47:20
Melton: Why can't they just meet?

Melton: Somebody said, you can charge whatever you want, and I'm sure these people will pay you to tell her story.

Melton: I guarantee you they'll pay. Watch us. Watch us.

Melton: So are Nick and April planning to do a show together? I mean, does this get any weirder slash better for us?

0:47:53
Melton: Are Nick and April going to team up and do a show together?

Melton: And is a core cornerstone of that show going to be telling inside stories

Melton: With years of intimate knowledge about Aaron Emholt?

Melton: Can we dare to dream?

Melton: Why was there a spent .22 shell and no .22 caliber gun found?

Melton: Because Rakeda Law appreciates really fine art. Why doesn't anyone but me appreciate that?

0:48:30
Melton: Fine art.

Melton: Very salacious, we need a deep dive. I could go for something really deep in me this second.

Unknown_04: That's what she said.

Melton: But I can't find the right guy for the job.

Melton: April, do you really not like Star Trek? Fuck them all, they're all dead.

0:49:03
Melton: She loves this breaking ball though guy. Hey April, Nick talked about how he still wants to be your boyfriend. Why aren't you together anymore? Did Kayla get in the way of your mutual love?

Melton: I'm hearing this. You're all losing your minds and I'm at peace. I'd really like to be his girlfriend if he's true because I still love him. I still love you Rakeda Law and I'm straight.

0:49:40
Unknown_27: Now this could be nothing.

Melton: Did April have to go to rehab?

Melton: Nick said he hadn't seen her in a while.

Melton: She didn't tweet for a long period.

0:50:20
Melton: Why can't she be with him?

Melton: If you're true? You know, who talks like this? I'd love to be with her if thine will be true.

Melton: I'd have her hand in marriage if her love be true.

Melton: If he's true. Aussie guy says, okay, I'm in. April taking the power back from the abuser. And it's a slow burn. Make the most of this, April. We're waiting with bated breath. You got it. I'm the queen of this thread.

0:50:53
Melton: And no one will ever abuse me ever again.

Melton: He'll make sure of it. Now what the fuck?

Melton: Nick?

Melton: What's getting in the way of your love? It's clear romance still in the air. What's keeping such star-crossed lovers apart? Currently, space.

0:51:27
Melton: Because we're beautiful, but because we're beautiful, strong, loving individuals.

Melton: But it turns out I left the bag of ice in my truck in my driveway and it melted. So Ricada Law, if you'd be a good friend and bring me some ice for my water, that would be life-saving.

Melton: So this leads us to believe she's living in the other house.

0:52:00
Melton: You know?

Melton: I left my bag of ice in the truck in the driveway and it melted.

Melton: Be a good friend and bring me some ice for my water.

Melton: It gets weirder.

Melton: What's getting in the way of your love? Also, Nick is super fucking pretty and his dick makes me shut the fuck up. when he's tired of hearing me yell dirty things.

0:52:34
Unknown_24: Oh no.

Melton: He's super fucking pretty and his dick makes me shut the fuck up when he's tired of hearing me yell dirty things.

Melton: I mean, I don't even know what that means. She's, she just,

Melton: teasing him being dirty or what? That's how I like it in my neck of the woods. It's beautiful.

0:53:11
Melton: What is happening?

Melton: Never gave your kid Coke either. Now fucking stop.

Melton: I made sure Rakeda Law would never ever put his kids or I in danger. I made sure he would never put me in danger. How does that work?

Melton: What sort of Mobius strip of responsibility are we talking about?

Melton: No, we both made sure that neither one of us would do anything. What?

0:53:45
Melton: Nick would never hurt kids or myself. We can count on him.

Melton: We can count on him. Where's Kayla.

Melton: I had to take my time to make sure and make sure the kids come first. I finished the puzzle and Nick is my peace.

Melton: Peace.

0:54:16
Melton: What is this cryptic shit? This again makes me think like some sort of rehab or something.

Melton: We can count on him. I had to take my time to make sure and make sure the kids come first.

Melton: I finished the puzzle and Nick is my piece.

Melton: Here she is tweeting, the power of the iceberg is not the tip.

0:54:51
Melton: I have not begun to defile myself. Of course, a tombstone quote. She used to do with her husband all the time on the radio program they used to share. This is not. Nick's big dick needs to get her deep.

Melton: It shuts her the fuck up when she talks too much.

Melton: Ed Rooney says, what if all this is part of Erin's foot fetish?

Melton: Thanks for the show, Taxman. Thank you, Jack Stacks.

Unknown_23: Patrick, all I want for your birthday is for you to trim that beard so it doesn't tickle my quef cave while you lick my piss pocket.

0:55:26
Melton: Jesus fucking Christ. Rock Pockets.

Melton: Seething Obama says, they must be music quotes or are they reading Aaron's messages to someone?

Melton: What?

Melton: Lev Kramer says, hit the like button. This is everything. I'm coming. Yes, definitely. Whatever you do hit that like button, share the show, retweet the show. Let them know. Mark Sloan says, could April's tweets be messages from movies out box?

0:56:00
Unknown_03: Oh my God.

Melton: What, what in the fuck? Let's go back and look. I don't what, where?

Unknown_20: mobius strip of responsibility really honky i too am a honky come on that was a good one no i thought it painted a good picture you dog i don't see i don't see how these can be subjects from email stuff whitney's tit says thirst traps oh i think they're both pretty thirsty floppy finger tickles the prostate ask aaron okay i'll look into it uh i'm only here for the drama

0:56:54
Unknown_21: My buddy Aaron has so much drama. My life, on the other hand, isn't so exciting.

Unknown_21: We should cheer for Aaron's drama. It makes me happy.

Melton: Matt has a pretty normal life compared to Aaron.

Melton: Dabble Don Dada. She's on coke again. That's why they broke up.

Melton: This is very manic, weird, irresponsible tweeting.

Unknown_15: It's a work. I do have a work.

Melton: Yeah. The only thing we can think of is that this is all designed to just make Aaron see even go crazy again. Imagine how Aaron's weekends going.

0:57:30
Melton: Aaron literally probably has to like search through his own email and browser history to see what the fuck is coming out about me. You know,

Unknown_01: I once took 15 hits or so of liquid LSD. This was the only way to experience complete ego death.

Unknown_01: No pain, no fear, no joy, nothing.

Unknown_01: All this while flying through space. Also, as someone who went to music school in Hollywood and played professionally for about 30 years, Kalto's band was painful to hear.

0:58:11
Unknown_01: Their only redeeming factor was the singer.

Melton: This guy?

Melton: Old song wiggle man?

Melton: Wiggle man.

Melton: Somebody said, check out the Steel Toes subreddit, and she said, it made me smile for the first time in my life, but I'm having a hard time coming.

Melton: I need Ricada law and his huge Polish dick for that. Give me that thick sauce girl.

0:58:49
Melton: I'm hungry.

Melton: Now what the fuck? What the actual fuck?

Melton: It's not even a reply to the tweet she's replying to.

Melton: check, come check out the steel toe subreddit. It made me smile for the first time in my life, but I'm having a hard time coming.

Melton: I need ricada law and his huge Polish dick for that.

0:59:26
Melton: Give me that thick sauce girl. I'm hungry.

Melton: All that matters is that we're playing our parts with integrity and our proper spots show up in a show up and dress nice with winning in mind, but never expect too much. A wise lawyer. I respect once gave me that advice. Recade a law. I'm PR I'm tired of pretending my life is okay without you.

1:00:06
Melton: This is coming to a head.

Melton: This is coming to a head.

Melton: a big head, huge Polish cock. Exactly. Exactly.

Melton: A self counting girl says Alyssa clips. Kiwi farms thread is a good read. It isn't, it isn't. This stuff is toxic and it's all done by complete uninformed losers. Every thread on there. I can't even imagine how gross it is. I re I really don't endorse that again. I only know everything they get about me and my friends is wrong. So like,

1:00:39
Melton: Obviously they source documents and stuff fine, but then just keep regurgitating my own clips of my own shows back to me going like, aren't you ashamed of this? I'm not next April Anderson, Nick. It's okay to breathe now. I'm smiling.

Melton: Here's your invitation to smile with me. What is going on?

1:01:13
Melton: What is going on?

Melton: This is a great point by Whitney's tips.

Melton: I think it's family court made it having to break up or Nick and Kayla's terms on being boyfriend and girlfriend while married to each other to have theirs or nothing. I don't know.

Melton: Who knows? And again, it's none of our business. We're just, we are ugly Americans and we must know the drama.

1:01:47
Melton: We must know the drama. So again, what we're after is truth, not salacious bullshit, but

Melton: You know, we got to operate under the assumption that who knows Nick, Nick could be lying to me and working me and working this little piggy and all of us. Like I always assume that there's definitely a beneficial relationship, right? Nick comes on the show. Nick comes in the chat, stir shit up, gets a scoop, gets Aaron all riled up. We love that.

1:02:18
Melton: We get clipped, all that kind of stuff. What does Nick get out of it? Nick hates Aaron. So Nick, you know.

Unknown_07: That polished cock reply sounds like a hot text I sent my ex-wife. We were talking dirty with each other to make me coom.

Melton: You probably got to capitalize Polish to make it Polish, not polish.

Melton: You know? Put some respect on that.

Melton: Polish.

Melton: Oof.

1:02:52
Melton: Man, I don't know. I, I, you know, this is weird. This, all this tweeting is fucking weird and unnatural.

Melton: It's okay to breathe now. I'm smiling.

Melton: I love this fucking face and I never want to stop looking at it. He's exactly as I asked for.

Melton: Like what? Like she's talking like one of those chicks that escaped some sort of like

1:03:23
Melton: compound where it's like a religious you know it's a bunch of teenagers who got married to some prophet I never cared if they were fat or skinny I always cared about him because I cared about his health and I want him around for a long time I never cared if they were fat or skinny

Melton: I never cared if they were fat or skinny. I always cared about him because I cared about his health and I want him around a long time with me.

Melton: What the actual shit. Hello. Hey Patrick, how are you doing? I'm fine. I wanted to ask you about how do you think Aaron ingested the batch?

1:04:27
Melton: Well, it seems like he he's silly, strawed it out of his wife's.

Unknown_13: Oh, I was kind of thinking she farted it into his mouth.

Unknown_13: Oh, that could be hot.

Unknown_13: Well, I mean, unless she like queefed it into his mouth, but like, I don't know about the snowball premise. So her spitting it into his mouth. maybe though because you know nick was obviously the dom in the situation personally i think aaron licked it off the carpet while he was wearing a french maid outfit after he finished making the kids food because that always seems like his role i'm not even kidding i can 100 see aaron thinking that he's the dom because he ate nick's cum literally like

1:05:20
Melton: He blast. Yeah. I gotta let you go. Your phone sounds like dog shit, but I can see, I can a hundred percent see a scenario where Nick blasts into April's mouth. She gets up, she goes to the other room. Aaron wants a kiss. Cause he's been alone. Microwaving SpaghettiOs for hours.

Melton: April says I really should brush my teeth first.

1:05:53
Melton: Cause I just sucked down some silly seed and Aaron says, no, the mature evolved non jealous thing to do would be to just make out with my wife who just got

Melton: teeth whitened by another man.

Melton: And then he did it. And then he commented on the flavor of it.

Melton: And a hundred percent, I can see him being like, no, I, I like, you know, like when people say like, I eat your shit for breakfast, nobody says that Aaron.

Melton: No, but like what I'm saying is like, I ate his cum.

1:06:49
Melton: I drank Nick's milkshake.

Melton: So he's my bitch.

Melton: He's feeding me.

Melton: I'm thriving off his nutrients. So he's the bitch.

Melton: Meanwhile, we all know the bitch is the one taking the cum.

Melton: If you're on your knees, just getting a showered. Just getting Bukkake blasted. You're the bitch.

Melton: You're the bitch. That's just a fact. That's a fact. Hello.

1:07:22
Unknown_22: Hey, did that dude really say that Nick was the Dom in the situation?

Unknown_28: Who?

Unknown_22: Like the guy that you like just called before me, but he was like, no, like

Unknown_22: april was the dom in that situation she's the one that like goes out in the woods and goes hunting and nick and aaron are both uh nerds as nick would say like that's pretty obvious isn't it fair enough like so i'm i think like she probably had nick like lay down on like a milking table and then she milked nick right into aaron's mouth what the

1:08:08
Unknown_22: Yeah.

Melton: First of all, you act like they make milking tables.

Melton: Uh, it's like, yeah, it's a massage table, but there's a hole in the bottom. Whoa. That's for your face.

Unknown_22: Uh, no, sir. That's, uh, where you get milked at, uh, by the dominant female, like tomboy in your polycule, like cuckold situation. Right. Whoa.

Unknown_22: And then Kayla's like sitting in the cuck chair or something. I haven't really thought about like the exact dimensions of this polycule, but it's probably something like that, right?

1:08:40
Melton: This is wild. But thank you for your feedback. We'll pass it on to our executive producers.

Melton: Nick sounded messed up the other day. And why is he talking now? All this is weird. April is acting crazy at the same time. Just adds to the craziness. Yeah. That one of the working theories is that Nick has signed some kind of a deal and now he's able to talk a little bit or, or something.

1:09:25
Melton: Cause I, or, you know, again, maybe this, maybe this is nothing yet. I have a feeling this is nothing yet.

Melton: Aaron rightfully will be itching and scratching and massaging his hands like a wild man. Come Monday. Polish my Polish sausage.

Unknown_18: Polish it. See, he turned that terrible call on you.

Unknown_20: Melty farted it into Aaron's mouth. You probably liked that. You seismographic anomaly.

1:10:00
Melton: Jesus. I've never been called that before. It's a creative term for a fat man. You seismographic anomaly.

Unknown_18: Polish my Polish sausage.

Melton: Self counting girl says, uh, Chad is afraid of me, Chad. I'll see you soon. My love Jesus.

Melton: Alyssa clips nudity are on Kiwi farm. She's a new Steve.

Melton: Okay.

Melton: A huge Polish cock. Remarkable.

1:10:33
Unknown_29: The boy Rakita needs to release more tonight. Pour on the syrup every few hours until the pancake is drowned.

Melton: No, I think it's funny to make him panic over this all weekend Monday. He has to come out and explain that he has to drip more and drip more and drip more. Who knows how much he has, which is why I imagine Eric's panic panicking and organizing some sort of legal action against him and me. They're going to get my phone. They're going to find everything.

1:11:09
Melton: I should burn all my hard drives.

Melton: Sarah, you are a PD file and I'll say it since no one else will. Where Kate is a PDF file too. Everyone knows it, but no one will say it out loud. I mean, we just don't agree though.

Melton: Lots of people are saying it out loud. We're just not dumb though.

Melton: A word salad. Do you ever think about space?

Melton: Do you ever think about space?

1:11:42
Melton: Yeah, April said space was keeping them apart. Maybe she's an astronaut now.

Melton: What does this mean? I never cared if they were fat or skinny. I always cared about him. Hey, April, if you ever need someone to talk to, I'll try to be there for you. Serious. God's got me and I know it. And I'm, I'm thank and ask for forgiveness.

Melton: I still need my partner in law and crime. Recade a law. So God's got me. I'm a religious man.

1:12:16
Melton: God's got me, but also I want to get fucked out by Nick's deep married dick and be his girlfriend. I don't know if that's part of God's.

Melton: plan. Hello.

Melton: Hello.

Melton: You just talk into it.

Unknown_00: Yeah. Am I on? Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, I'm an attorney, an actual practicing attorney. I'm like, how do we know?

1:12:48
Melton: Show us your bad.

Unknown_00: Yeah. I'm not, no, I'm not going to do that because I have an actual job.

Unknown_00: and work on real cases that you would know of if I told you, but I'm not going to jeopardize my career. All right, man.

Unknown_24: Okay.

Unknown_00: So I'm like, I'm here on Westlaw and I don't practice in Minnesota. I live not in a bumblefuck nowhere, you know, but, um, just looking at the statutes, 609.749, uh,

1:13:24
Unknown_00: person engages in harassment if they follow monitor pursue another whether in person or through any available tech technological or other means there's also 609.891 unauthorized computer access and i mean nick could be totally putting could be bull baiting we don't know if he actually engaged in this or not so

Melton: right that that's the best part what if this is all fake right but assuming he did then he has a real problem and i'm not a criminal attorney uh i do civil litigation but i just don't see how it would work out well for him legally okay yep thank you There you go. Somebody who doesn't know anything about it thinks it might not work out well. So we don't know anything now. Um, funky monk mountain insights tonight on fire. I don't know about that. We're just here to watch. We do it for fun.

1:14:21
Unknown_10: Seriously. Where did she get 60 bucks?

Melton: I don't think that was the real April.

Melton: God's got me and I know it.

Unknown_07: Nick's pole pumping was also a seismographic anomaly. Made my knees buckle.

Melton: Jesus fucking Christ. Hello?

Unknown_11: How you doing?

1:14:53
Unknown_07: Good.

Unknown_11: Isn't it kind of wild that I guess Ralph is the real winner out of this whole situation? Can you even speak up and act like you wanted to call into a radio show?

Melton: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Unknown_11: Isn't it kind of wild that it seems like Ralph is the only one that came out a winner of this whole situation?

Melton: Who's Ralph?

Unknown_11: Ethan.

Melton: Oh, what happened with him?

Unknown_11: He's just, you know, permanent nerve damage, chilling in Mexico, and these guys are all up in fucking Minnesota dying.

1:15:28
Melton: I mean, am I not a winner? I feel like I'm winning. Yeah, but you weren't part of the whole fucking weird sex cult, get a tattoo, be a fucking knob. Neither was Ethan Ralph.

Unknown_11: He wanted to, though.

Melton: So did I, I never got invited to the hot tub. They're like Pat. They're all like, they're always like Patrick, you'll displace too much water.

Unknown_11: You don't have the back hair. You got back hair. Doesn't that get knotted up in the jet?

Melton: I actually don't have back hair. I have to keep my hump clean. It's part of FAA regulations. I have to keep my back cleaning for planes to land in emergency times during war. If you're, if you're a bear on the back, the jets will real twist, you know,

1:15:59
Unknown_11: to cut it out it's no good okay you weren't meant for the tub you weren't meant for the tub you weren't meant for the tub you're better than the tub oh god thank you i appreciate that

Melton: you have a great night. Thank you. Keep that energy. I like it. It's low key, but it's not right for my program. So keeper moving losers, Papa Dan member for two months to, to get this bomb drop on my birthday was amazing and hilarious errands. Well, and truly fucked himself this time. I, again, I just think people don't even understand it yet. They don't even understand what's happened.

1:16:34
Melton: Mule member for 11 months, fornication, fornication. I see Darth nugs gifted one. Nobody likes onions membership. I appreciate that. We've got 42 tonight. Day 12 member for 20 months. Did we forget air April's personality for fuck sake? But this isn't the April we know, right? I mean, this is some wild shit. Catalano TV member for two months. I know that's not your real name, but go with the gig.

1:17:18
Melton: Lawyers for Aaron, Nick and April are working overtime this weekend. Lawyer bills are going to be through the roof. Lawyer bills are going to be through the roof too soon. Member for three months. This sounds like a government conspiracy jelly of the local nerd turned playboy. That's also feeding a man his splooge.

Melton: Big if true buck naked new member.

1:17:52
Melton: Anyway, look, the odds of it all being fake are 50 50, but the, the thing that makes us feel like it's real aside from Melton's word is that those leaked DMS, was it Baldo news who did it?

Melton: I don't know, but somebody had him on our discord, I think, but I think it was Baldo news was the screenshot.

Melton: I gotta go find him. Cause I got him blocked. I'll unblock you if you stop being weird. Uh, you know, the thing is the Baldo people are, um, they're really into like fucking with Nick. So like anyone who talks to Nick or laughs at a Nick joke.

1:18:41
Melton: Nick's never allowed to have friends again or like, you know.

Melton: All right. These are, yeah, these are Aaron M. Holt DMs from Breaking Baldo News on Twitter.

Melton: Look at this.

Melton: These are from Thursday night, allegedly ready for this one. Nick was logged into my Google account in his house and was reading my emails and sending some to people. Password changed and devices logged out again. Aaron frames is like Nick's the idiot. Like, can you believe that ready for this?

1:19:24
Melton: Why would you tell people that? Why would you tell people that? And again, this is Aaron, of course, communicating with people who hate Nick. What the fuck? Have you got any proof? Like GPS coordinates?

Melton: So again, whoever he's talking to here is retarded.

Melton: How did you find out Nick was in your email? Do you have GPS coordinates?

Melton: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how I figured it out.

1:19:58
Melton: I logged in and I noticed some incorrect GPS coordinates.

Melton: It's the only way people are tracked on the internet. GPS coordinates.

Melton: I think Google settings lets you see the location on a map. If you have evidence that is a felony identity fraud.

Melton: These guys are all lawyers. They all know what's going on. This is one of the guys who told me I'm losing all my computers, by the way.

1:20:35
Melton: Again, this guy has no idea that Aaron's the one who logged in, but he just knows what the charge is going to be. It's very sad. They're all so angry.

Melton: Was the context of 40 emails to certain people malicious? Did he impersonate you?

Melton: I think he observed I was logged in his computer and he had been accessing the account and new people were sending me stuff for my case.

Melton: Oh no.

Melton: So this is Aaron admitting he knows this is real.

1:21:12
Melton: By the way, that means that it could be very real that Aaron jerks off to cock porn after reading about his wife and Nick.

Melton: That's why this is beautiful. Aaron has outed him. He, if he would have kept himself quiet, he had to run and tell Clippers and other haters that Nick hacked my account. When the truth is Aaron left his account logged in because he's a boomer and 37 year old loose skin.

Melton: It's it's it confirms that the things lick Nick now leaks from Aaron's account are legit.

1:21:56
Melton: And this is Aaron admitting he had access.

Melton: I did. I think it was from when I did shows there. which we all know again were since a year ago. So the amount of time Nick has had to scour this man's Google account top to bottom is laughable. And it's going to be so fun watching him slowly twist a knife and torture this absolute proven cock.

Melton: You can call him an actual cuck now and there's nothing you can say about it. MGD says, thanks for putting Polish peen on the map, Nick.

1:22:33
Unknown_07: I've hacked the mainframe with the GPS coordinates. I'm in.

Melton: What a bunch of idiots. Hi, April. Hi, April's tweets about her lawyer. Hi, April. Hi, April's tweets about her lawyer.

Melton: Mr. Melton nutted on my leg and I liked it. I don't know if that's true.

Melton: I never tried to do that. Can we get back to April's tweets about Nick's juicy hog?

Melton: His dick makes me shut the fuck up when he's tired of hearing me yell dirty things. You couldn't write this if you tried.

1:23:12
Melton: Moody says, how do you think Aaron would be acting if Nick's history and emails were leaked? He'd be giddy and make it the subject of every single show. I like smushing little kitten into pasta sauce.

Unknown_15: What the fuck? I like smushing little kitten into pasta sauce. Little kitten.

Melton: How do you think Aaron would be acting if Nick's browser history release were released? You're right.

Melton: He wouldn't stop river dancing on that grave.

1:23:50
Unknown_27: Look at this.

Melton: I respect and love myself and you should too. You monster you.

Melton: You made sure he couldn't be trusted to do the, you made sure he would never hurt you or the kids. Uh, he couldn't be trusted to do that without you making sure I did trust him without checking twice. So did he and vice versa, someone else important needed to. Ooh.

1:24:21
Melton: I'd actually really like to celebrate life and all its beautiful things and moments with Rakeda Law and his family because he's a good man. I love those kids and I'm really proud of us all. Change of plans if they'll have me. What if the children stuff is finally over?

1:25:01
Melton: What if at whatever the CPS, whatever the child cuts, whatever, whatever that child stuff is the family court stuff. What if that's finally over? And that's why they're saying all this. Now she's been gone for a while.

Melton: Maybe they're just used to the new normal over there now without her. And now she wants to come back, change of plans.

Melton: If you'll have me, if you'll have me.

Melton: let the music play because it feels good to be okay alone knowing he is too I was worried there for a bit but I didn't need to be so this is all teenage girl gushing about Nick it's really weird it's immature there's stuff about you know that's graphic gross sex stuff

1:25:56
Melton: Everyone always want, I thought I was weird because I wanted to be an entertainer and my best friend is a gangster. Put us together and you'll get a lot of studded belts and a lot of law life and everything in between waiting for your call. Recade a law.

Melton: So were the posts last week about waiting for the call? Call me. Was that to Nick and Nick is a gangster.

Melton: I'm just cooking and chilling. I know y'all's minds. This is the Mount Everest of hacks.

1:26:34
Melton: I'm just cooking and chilling. I know y'all's minds are fractured, but just relax and enjoy your evening. Tomorrow is a new day. And again, this is yesterday.

Melton: Tomorrow's a new day. Hinting almost towards ricadas revelations.

Melton: The stars are really pretty tonight.

Melton: And a huge buck just ran out in front of me. Good omens.

Melton: Somebody in my life just shocked the shit out of me and did the right thing.

1:27:14
Melton: Today is a new day.

Melton: Today is a good day. And I'm smiling.

Unknown_10: For fuck's sake. Can we get a buzzard Bob voice?

Unknown_10: I pastor gross is tiring me. Yeah.

Melton: Can we get a buzzard? But Hey, I'm at it there. Melton, somebody in my life just shocked the shit out of me and did the right thing.

1:27:54
Melton: Today is a new day. Today is a good day. And I'm smiling. People are saying she's talking about melted. You guys say that about everybody she mentioned.

Melton: The stars are pretty done. It's like, it's, it's nothing, but it's like, it's something keep coming boys. It feels good. The difference between men and boys is men won't just take you in the bathroom and make you feel like a cheap whore. They'll make you feel like a queen for forever at home in whatever ways you both like it. Also, God is good. I'm laughing.

1:28:33
Melton: Does she call Nick God?

Melton: She wants to be fucked like a whore in a bathroom and treated like a queen at the squared at home.

Melton: Also praise the Lord. You know, I went to high school with new member, a buck naked, recognize his PFP from Facebook. What does that mean?

1:29:07
Melton: Profile picture. You think you think you put a new letter

Melton: And an acronym for every syllable? PFP? Is that profile picture, you weirdo? He used to pack an extra pair of underwear because he shit his pants.

Melton: This is fucked up about Buck Naked.

Unknown_07: I'm so hard right now, Patrick. Tell me I'm a dirty little piggy. Degrade me, stud. Jesus Christ.

Melton: Why did I switch that?

Unknown_27: This is fine.

Melton: Somebody in my life shocked me.

1:29:38
Melton: I it's, it's mind boggling. God's God's letting me laugh and serving me all the good news.

Melton: The good doesn't stop coming. So I'm not going to either join me or get out of my fucking way. Huh?

Melton: Oh my God. You tweet about me more than a jilted woman. I feel like a menu.

Melton: April. You're not a menu, but I'd like to create one with you with our recipes instead.

1:30:15
Melton: SpaghettiOs out of mode.

Melton: You are just what I ordered and you're delicious. Thank you for being you, Nick. You're pretty special, but Ricado. Thank you for being you, Nick. You're pretty special, but Ricado law has always been special. Just as is it's about time. He's appreciated for him.

Melton: Like what?

Melton: What?

Melton: There is a menu. I just want nothing to do with what's actually on it. I'd rather order what I want to see if anyone can give me what I'm asking for. Moral of the story, most can't and won't give it to you because they don't want to or care. Make your own food.

1:30:48
Unknown_07: I changed my wifi name to hack. If you can, when I checked today, it was challenge accepted.

Melton: 4K. This is, I hope it's a choker for me. And April says, I hope I hear you've got a muzzle for me.

1:31:25
Melton: Mercatus says I don't have far fewer friends. It's realizing you never had those friends that hurts. I got over that a while ago.

Melton: April says, realizing the friends you've always had feels pretty good though. And you don't have to get over it.

Melton: Patrick Bateman most certainly wasn't gay. Being raped is a horrific and should never happen. Can confirm. Oh no. What?

1:32:01
Melton: Being raped is horrific and should never happen.

Melton: Can confirm.

Melton: Could this be some sort of allegation against Mubi?

Melton: You know, people always say you can't rape your wife. You can, you can actually, you can rape anyone can confirm. He'll have to beg to stop being fucked non-consensually though. Woo.

1:32:46
Melton: Poor girl is about Patrick Bateman.

Melton: Every day I think the joy has peaked and I read the news. I know this feeling, says April Anderson.

Melton: If you're not having fun and enjoying life, you're doing it wrong. And if you bring misery your way, you're being blocked. Bring misery my way, you're being blocked. That's simply how it's going to be.

1:33:20
Melton: Ricada Law says, shout out to the strip twister thumbnail. I bet that video is hot.

Melton: For fuck's sake, whose Google account do I have to hack to get ape to eat SpaghettiOs out of my ass again?

Unknown_19: Why so serious as Nick's dick is on my thigh and I'm trying desperately to find all the green circles to put my limbs on and wishing he'd just slip it in.

Melton: Is this teasing?

1:33:57
Melton: Some kind of video of the strip twister.

Melton: April's saying, ha ha ha ha ha.

Melton: Why so serious? As Nick's dick is on my thigh and I'm trying desperately to find all the green circles.

Melton: to put my limbs on wishing he'd just slip it in.

Melton: Sure. Looks like furiously beating off after he is reading about us. This is Nick commenting on his own screenshot release. And then April says, I heard from a really intimate friend that Aaron comes really fucking fast when he asks how your Dick feels inside of me, Nick.

1:34:35
Melton: There's so much to break down that sentence. And again, this is getting so graphic and weird.

Melton: I heard from a really intimate friend that Aaron comes really fucking fast.

1:35:10
Melton: When he asks how your Dick feels inside of me, Nick, who, what?

Melton: Who could this be and what, especially how big it is and how you made me bleed all over the sheets on your birthday.

Melton: Why would he tell anyone that seems like I asked for my privacy.

1:35:54
Melton: I heard from a really intimate friend that Aaron comes really fast when he asks how big your Dick feels inside of me.

Melton: Why would he tell anyone that seems like I asked for my privacy.

Melton: I, this stuff is mind blowing.

1:36:37
Melton: Every single woman has a scary, scary story about a ghost.

Melton: I just finally shared mine. I wish I could have justice for what he put me through. Oh, wait, it sounds like Nick is going to have some retribution.

Melton: April's gonna have some retribution.

Melton: And if Aaron raped her, if Aaron physically abused her and raped her, can you imagine?

1:37:20
Melton: Can you imagine how this all ends as Aaron goes to jail for raping his wife?

Melton: I mean, she's saying she just finally shared her story.

Melton: Like, time for Ricada Law and I to finally choose our bodies for once and stop letting other people violate and abuse us.

1:37:56
Melton: Dick Masterson says, dude, M hole is cruising ricadas thread while he gets turned on by the memory of his wife getting fucked and immediately goes to porn hub and jacks off to cuck porn. Then checks out his wife's Twitter. April says, and the cycle continues. You don't get to fuck me ever again. Aaron, I loved you and I was good to you. Nick and I will haunt your memory for life for what you've done to us. And that was your choice.

Melton: So Aaron's been running his mouth for six months and he thought that these people would never talk.

Melton: And it seems like something has happened and now they're able to talk a little bit and they're making promises. They're writing checks.

1:38:39
Melton: They're promising bombs. They're promising big, big things.

Melton: If it wasn't for their dad and I telling the truth, about love and sex and the two of us, those kids would have been left to read all the lies and cheap filth you bottom feedings kind of put on the internet for a year now. Nick and I'll keep telling the truth. You won't.

Melton: Okay. Sure. This is like the Clippers and me and April says I kept all the abuse of me a secret. Listen to this.

1:39:17
Melton: I kept all the abuse of me a secret.

Melton: I let you take away my confidence, my voice, my position as a loving stepmother, my voice as an entertainer, my voice in life, my privacy of my relationships, my privacy as an adult and my humanity. I'm a human being. My bad. Never again. And I liked that one. I liked that tweet.

1:39:47
Melton: Somebody said, you've shown remarkable restraint. Unreasonably so, but I have an educated brain. Debatable.

Melton: I don't cheaply throw out information ever. I certainly don't run my mouth lying about people I claim to love and ruining their lives. I put out the truth after I've been harmed. He harmed my life. When we split, I was silent. I made excuses for you and your behavior and treatment of me over and over again to my friends and family who loved me dearly.

1:40:19
Melton: They begged me to leave you and I didn't. I stayed and tried to preserve my marriage which you laughed in my face for when I would cry and beg you. Listen to that. I stayed and tried to preserve the marriage which you laughed in my face for when I would cry and beg you. This makes it sound like...

Melton: Aaron wanted to get divorced before and April would fight to try to save it. And Aaron would laugh at her for wanting to save the marriage, which proves again, motive here that that's the reason Aaron didn't reach out to anybody, tell anybody he wasn't trying to save his marriage. He wanted it to end before and April fought for it.

1:41:07
Melton: You've all tried to paint Nick as a villain.

Melton: But what you don't know is that he was a legitimate hero and friend to me when I had no one else to turn to in the middle of the night when my home was too frightening to exist in. My love for my friend runs deeper than you know.

Melton: What you also don't know is that Nick is the one who actively fought to save my life when I was keen on throwing it away because I thought I'd never escape the pain my ex was causing me.

1:41:40
Melton: He showed me as a friend that I had worth. And until I believed in myself again, he fought for life.

Melton: The second to last time I tried to get out of my house during a horrifying argument in the middle of the night, one of many times I was on my knees begging to my ex to love me and accept me the love I wanted to give him. I realized I had to get out his first frantic sentence.

Melton: As I was grabbing my clothes and wasn't sure where I was going to drive to, my parents or my friend's place. Either way, his panic response was, I too am an entertainer that has been raped.

1:42:21
Melton: His panic response when April was leaving, I've got to call Nick. He'll fix that. Let that sink in. Nick is a hero. When April was packing her bags and leaving Aaron in the middle of the night, Aaron's response was to call the man that cucked him to call the man that was fucking his wife, to fix his relationship, to fix his marriage. This is insane shit.

1:42:58
Melton: Now, I'd argue all this stuff is cheapened by the I need it deep and I need it now. Send over a handyman. Ricada Plumbing. Hello. I heard you guys need some pipe.

Melton: As I was frantically packing, trying to get out of the house that she didn't feel safe in, Aaron's response was, I got to call Nick to fix my marriage. I got to call Nick.

1:43:32
Melton: Nick is a hero. He knew Nick could communicate with me. He knew all along.

Melton: I legitimately don't know any of his personal information or passwords and I wouldn't care enough to violate his privacy either. So don't put that on me. I have no idea where that picture came from. I have no idea about his personal life except when I spent with him. Aaron would have never given her passwords.

Melton: She couldn't do anything on her own. She had no control.

1:44:04
Melton: I don't know who sent the picture. My personal pain and stories had nothing to do with him, but thanks for asking for my stories and getting mad.

Melton: I sincerely doubt what if Rackets was sending hacked materials to Ralph?

Melton: I sincerely doubt either one of them care enough to do that, much like I don't. I've held onto a lot of pain for so long. He kept going even when he left me. So I'm getting my story out so I can heal. Nothing more. I never knew any of his passwords. I had no reason to. You were the general manager of steel toe media, Inc.

1:44:37
Melton: What a silly thing to say. Why would I have any passwords?

Melton: Anyways, I don't wish bad things on anyone. I haven't had a voice in a long time. I saw someone else's tweet, saw it in an opening to get parts of my pain out. I've never claimed to be perfect. I just want to use the lessons I've learned and move on. I didn't make money on it. I would really think that even on the other end, there'd be room for understanding when so many awful things were said about me and used to make money. I took an afternoon to let some pain out and the jabs keep coming. Others don't seem to have compassion at all.

1:45:16
Melton: talking about?

Melton: I've been harassed and put on blast for months and months. I just want to let some pain out and be able to move forward. I was even put on blast for stealing a napkin holder I bought for $7 and my grandma's butter did my grandma's butter dish.

Melton: Who butter

1:45:53
Melton: I would never stop someone else from using their voice. I just wanted to have one too. Any one of you alleging Nick and I telling the truth about our lives, sex related or not is going to be harmful to the kids. Hold on. Any one of you thinking that Nick and I telling the truth about our lives, sex related or not is going to be harmful to the kids can take a long, hard look at what filth and lies you have spewed about him for a year. Now we're protecting the kids. That's stupid too.

Melton: of what what the parents of children say that's crazy and embarrassing it's far more impact on the children than what strangers on the internet say you really not think that what an insane thing to say these tweets are insane I I don't know what they're about I don't know who they're to

1:46:49
Melton: It just gets wild. Frank Nebla. It's just curious. None of, uh, none of this isn't the bombshell you've been teasing, right? That's all still to come.

Melton: I don't know what show you're watching. I, I, you might be too dumb to be here, Frank. I, I don't, I don't know if you just got here or I, you might have to leave now.

1:47:23
Melton: You might have to go from the show now.

Melton: Johnny Rockwell. I too smoked a pole. Pretty good. It's fake. Did you catch in one of his lives last week? He said April was going to get me arrested.

Melton: April was going to get me arrested.

Melton: Seize the day. I've said Nick ain't no slouch. Don't underestimate. He ain't got to tell me. Aaron Licknick's come out of my pussy. But that's why it could all be fake too. What if this is just one of the most masterful works?

1:47:59
Melton: But again, Aaron is pretty much confirming it. That DM is real, you know, dusty still offering money, April money for the tell-all. I, again, I don't know. Is everyone really, really, really far behind? This is like months behind.

Melton: I mean, you all got to go away. You all got to go away. This is the kind of thing that's moving so fast that you can't miss a day or two or a week. You can't have a personal life. You can't have relationships. You can't have a job. I need you to watch NLO.

1:48:32
Melton: And the other programs revolving around the Steel Toe Universe 24-7. And if you don't have that kind of commitment, we can't handhold you through four months ago's stuff.

Melton: Frank was joking. Good to know. Because I like Frank.

Melton: It's good to have him around. But...

1:49:05
Melton: Woo.

Melton: You know?

Melton: So people think this is drugs. They think this is April. I'm hold on some sort of a stimulants or something. Donna G. Thank you for gifting a membership. That means a lot. Wizard nog too.

Melton: Are you already on the list? Wizard?

Melton: And again, our EP tonight. I too have been arrested and a black naked prolapsed my rectum. Whoa, there's three things on the screen.

1:49:36
Melton: Mycroft is our EP tonight. Thank you very much to Mycroft for being a part of our world. What did Bundy say? I too have been arrested and a black naked prolapsed my rectum. Jesus!

Melton: A black... You know... I shall commit my king...

Melton: Hold on, Moody, he can really type Nika. We're not working on this.

1:50:09
Unknown_14: I too have been arrested in a black Nika prolapse my rectum.

Melton: Jesus Christ, it's getting so easy to fool the NLO. Hello?

Melton: Hey, Milton, what's going on? You tell me.

Melton: Did you see Aaron's tweets?

Unknown_05: Yes. Okay, I just didn't want you to do a surprise ending before going over there.

Melton: No, no, no, no, no, no. We're going to go over those next. Aaron's had a couple tweets. Of course, he's got to react to this.

Unknown_05: What the fuck?

Melton: Thought I was on the phone with someone. Hello?

Unknown_25: Hey, what's up, Mel? Hello? Yeah.

1:50:44
Unknown_25: Hey, I was thinking, you know, April and Nick need to buy one of those blankets.

Melton: Why are you telling me?

Unknown_25: I don't know. I was just saying, like, they should have the blanket so Aaron could always be involved.

Unknown_24: Uh-huh.

Melton: All right. It can't all be winners.

1:51:21
Melton: In any way, shape, or form. All right, Aaron M. Holt, who is responding to tweets, and who knows why.

Melton: Let's scroll back.

Melton: So yesterday, of course he was another win for the towing all over the place.

Melton: Here he is.

Melton: Reposting the story. April told the second to last time I tried to get out of my house.

1:51:54
Melton: He called for Nick. This was the first time she came home at 1130, not seeing the kids and not tucking them in. Ah, ah, did your wife come home late from fucking her boyfriend?

Melton: Ah, did you and your wife agree to have an open relationship and do cocaine? And then your wife came home late from fucking her boyfriend and didn't tuck your kids in. Ah,

Melton: Aw, did that really hurt the time when your wife was out fucking her boyfriend and missed tucking the kids in? She couldn't tuck them kids in because she was tucking in her labia.

1:52:35
Melton: Her labia. I mean, what a fucking loser. What a loser.

Melton: He was tucking them kids in and he missed the stepmom. Hello?

Melton: It's the kids, Melvin. The kids. You have to think of the children. I know. The poor kids.

Unknown_31: She wasn't there to tuck them in after we got done doing coke.

Melton: I literally is jealousy. Like they're not her children. They're your children. And as much as he wants to pretend that him and Kayla were out the bing, bong, banging it up, they weren't, they weren't. I mean, April and Nick were banging way more than, than Kalen SpaghettiOs.

1:53:11
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Unknown_05: because he knew she kicked him to the curb and gave him a Paul verbs book. It's a good lot.

1:53:42
Unknown_05: Yeah. Later, man. You bought a fridge for my fucking room. You weirdo. Right. You're going to get that fridge melting.

Melton: I hope so.

Unknown_05: Thank you. Thank you.

Melton: This was the first time she came home at 1130, not seeing the kids and not tucking them in for the first time.

Melton: Uh, instead she was out doing Coke while I took care of them to jealousy.

Melton: When I confronted her on her drug use and asked her to stop, she packed her shit and started screaming at me. She did this a lot.

1:54:14
Melton: Really?

Melton: Um, then someone said, I guess my question, uh, or someone said, uh, was she high on Coke during this?

Melton: And she said, when wasn't, or he said, when wasn't she, I was psychologically abused by addicts for a long time.

Melton: They constantly try to convince you that you're hurting them by asking them to stop using. You don't realize how bad it was till you have to leave. He's still pretending he left.

1:54:49
Melton: Nick told us yesterday, Kayla was the one they all got together. They had a meeting. They knew he had to go. Oh my God.

Melton: What's going to be Aaron's goal on Monday, three 50. Now remember he has like $200 into it.

Melton: He's not rolling forward Wednesday night, which is a show he didn't do, but earned the goal for that doesn't roll forward.

1:55:21
Melton: A little bit of Monday, a little bit of Monday. Stu Pitt wants to know if Nick topped Aaron. I don't think so, but we could find out.

Melton: We could find out Moody's right. This is Darvo, Darvo, Darvo. A hundred percent. We've seen this pattern over and over and over again. It never stops. We're getting tired of it. Chris Hall. I haven't seen Chris Hall in a while. Where you been, big boy? Can I call you big boy? Can I call you daddy? Don't call me daddy. Dusty gifting a membership. Thank you, Dusty. Chris Hall says, thanks for the show, Big Sauce. 10 gifted for the chat. 10 gifted for the chat.

1:55:55
Unknown_26: Hello, exactly.

Melton: Thank you.

Melton: We appreciate that.

Melton: Are there any other thoughts? Do we need to go over anything else? Do you, are you confused about any other aspects of this?

1:56:29
Melton: Um, today's event. Hello.

Unknown_22: Hey Patrick, this is Aaron, uh, Minnesota. Uh, I just want to say that I'm winning and I'm nailing it and everything you say, I'm

Unknown_22: winning with bounces off of me and six to you.

Melton: I got it.

Unknown_22: Yep. Yep. That's, that's the thing. You know, I just want to say that I'm rubber glue and uh, I'll go ahead and take my answers off there.

1:57:04
Melton: Very low T of you. Thank you for calling in about that. Um, what else? Before we go, should I leave?

Melton: Should we go now? Let's go to the Reddit. I wonder if there's anything new on the Reddit.

Melton: The Steel Toe Boring Show Reddit.

Melton: Aaron confirms where Melton was getting his intel. I don't know if he did that. I don't know if he did that.

1:57:41
Melton: I'm really confused about the April Nick arc, though. There's something to that.

Melton: Why aren't they together? Why can't they be together? You know, I don't know everything. I gotta walk a fine line. Cause this guy's talking to me.

Melton: You know, and he's a human. He deserves to be treated with a base level of human respect that other people don't seem to think he deserves. Did he fuck up? Maybe. Did he do questionable shit? Maybe. Are we going to pretend like you've never done questionable shit and you've never fucked up? Maybe. And maybe there's lines that you have that are uncrossable, like he's...

1:58:16
Melton: But like, I would ask you again, like what's supposed to happen. Should no one ever talk to him again? No one should ever trade with him. He shouldn't be allowed to buy goods and services.

Melton: Like what's the ultimate, what should he get? He's he's he's busted. He got caught.

Melton: What am I supposed to do to Nick? That would make you happy. You fucking weirdo. You upset. You say I'm obsessed. You're obsessed. You're obsessed.

1:58:47
Melton: He's he's in big trouble with the law.

Melton: They caught him. He's going to get what's coming.

Melton: He's in that case closed. We got him.

Melton: So like, I don't, why do I have to dole out some punishment to Nick? I'm supposed to spit on him and never talk to him. If Aaron wanted to call into the show, he could, he don't, he don't again. Aaron doesn't want to deal with anybody who thinks differently than him.

1:59:20
Melton: It's like MERS MERS can't be on this little piggy. He can't handle it. What a bitch.

Melton: What a bitch.

Melton: oh god i don't know they're posting about cup holders oh god hold on people are accusing me um hold on this is real somebody on this reddit thinks they found my alt account the reason this is funny is because um

2:00:10
Melton: oh man I just gave away something I was working on r slash nice guys for the show have you seen this um if they were monitoring browser history they could see him on Kiwi then head to porn site that's got to be proof you called it is this your alt account Melton

Melton: Oh, they're kidding, I think. I mean, I'm telling you right now, I don't have alt accounts on stuff. I don't. My only Reddit account is PMelt. PMelt.

Melton: So, and I rarely post, you know. But I do read the Steel Toe Boring Show. I do read the Hackverse occasionally. Shuley's, Dabble's.

Melton: I see it.

2:01:01
Melton: Seething Obama says, Aaron likes semen. We don't know if he liked it. We don't know if he went back and had it.

Melton: You know, hold on. MLC has four 25. NLO has a thousand 25. Yeah. But if we started watching MLC, it would collapse. That's the beauty of it. Edinburgh, Mikey said, here's the M night Shyamalan twist. Aaron has been high on Coke the whole time. And April never existed. People are saying what if slam beats doesn't exist? That's an interesting theory. What if slam piece isn't real at all?

2:01:34
Unknown_22: Hey, this is Patrick's alt account. I just wanted to call in and say I'm real and I'll take my answers off there.

Melton: So silly. I don't have discord accounts or I just like, I'm not good enough to not log out of it. I do the chat like Chad, Chad has all these alt accounts. He gets busted on all the time.

Melton: It's why he had a falling out with Bert Kreischer. He was tweeting shit about Bert Kreischer while he was working with Bert Kreischer and went on the wrong account. It's just like, I'm I know I'm too dumb to do it. I, I smoke weed and stuff. Should we smoke weed?

2:02:13
Melton: Should I leave or should we get high and smoke, um, and stick around?

Melton: Oh God.

Melton: I just like.

Melton: Let's watch this doom clip of my show.

Unknown_09: Nick Tukey here from Tukey Soup. First time, long time, hacka hacka.

2:02:48
Unknown_09: Hi. Can you tell us whether or not Aaron does in fact know what your cum tastes like? Yes, he does.

Unknown_03: Yay! I knew it! No! Oh my God. Nick Ricada, hello.

Unknown_03: Hey, what's up guys?

Unknown_17: What's up, Nick?

Unknown_03: Hello.

Unknown_03: Oh, you know, I just in for my, uh, by the way, is it true?

Melton: Apparently like all of the, uh, Kiwi farms is mad at everybody now who was on, who's on, uh, this little piggy and they're like calling them all pedophiles. Carl Rocco Moody.

2:03:22
Melton: Is this really these guys move? This is their only move. These fucking idiots have.

Melton: Then what?

Melton: Uh, you're all pedophiles who fucked kids.

Melton: Oh, are we under arrest or are we free to go?

Melton: Like, is that, are we done here?

Melton: Fuck.

Melton: Is that it? Is that I didn't know. I'm just asking if we can, uh, Tim Dransky member for 12 months, get high and stay on.

2:03:54
Melton: Tim Dransky said that we all know who that really is. Stupid. Nick referred to himself as a top ever heard a hetero male say he's a top.

Melton: He wrote a rooted his fudge tunnel. Oh yeah, that's true. If you say you're a top, I guess that means you do have gay sex, right?

2:04:33
Melton: You can't be a top without a bottom. Like if you ask Friday watching Melton, are you a top or are you a bottom? I would say I'm the I'm not either. I'm the bun in the middle of the big Mac. I go both ways. It's not what I meant at all. That backfired horribly. I'm just a piece of, I'm just a piece of white bread, just a normal piece of white bread. I don't really have another component.

Melton: Hold on. Moody says they doxed me on there. Cause I'm friends with you. Very normal behavior. Yeah.

2:05:05
Melton: I'm sorry about that.

Melton: I like, it's insane. It's so insane.

Melton: And people know, like, the thing is like, nobody even believes it. So like, you have to be really retarded to just keep repeating it.

Melton: Is it, they think it's like, it works like, like if we chanted into a mirror enough, the police will come get him for the thing we're imagining. It's like, okay, I guess.

2:05:37
Melton: Sure. Somebody sent me a, an email. I might have more in here.

Melton: Um, you're great, Corey. Thank you for the email. You're a nice boy.

Melton: Stop being so hard on yourself, everybody.

Melton: Stop being so hard.

Melton: Oh, and I did get an email today from... That was really Bubba, by the way, who sent... So Bubba the Love Sponge has been listening to the show and sent in over $200 during this little piggy?

2:06:16
Melton: That's fucking insane. It's insane.

Melton: Um...

Melton: All right, I got a bunch of timestamps for Steeltoe. I guess we should watch this.

Melton: YouTube.com slash Steeltoe.

Melton: Oh, no.

Melton: Oh, we got to go on Rumble. We have to do it on Rumble because Aaron does Fridays on Rumble.

2:07:00
Melton: How many views on the latest show 7.4 thousand views on his Friday show on rumble 7.4 thousand views.

Melton: And I've been told to go to three 29, um, 30.

Melton: That's pretty far in. 329.30.

Melton: Oh, this is going to be good.

Unknown_08: This other shit is just about Supreme Court justices.

2:07:47
Unknown_08: Arizona, state enforcement of immigration laws. They all voted yes, 63%. California, establish a right to marry. 61.3%, yes.

Unknown_08: Again, I feel like we're repeating ourselves now. When did you not have the right to marry? I don't understand it. Where's my lighter? This is bullshit. What right to marry do you not have?

Unknown_08: When are you getting married? I don't get it.

2:08:21
Unknown_08: Klopo Graham says, when are you going to let us know that SP is your executive producer? SP is not going to be involved with this program. I did see that Melton was just losing his fucking mind over that.

Unknown_08: I love when he invents theories about people's lives.

Melton: How many times can I lose my mind?

Melton: Do I keep getting it back?

Melton: bitch all we do is invent theories that come true remember when we invented the theory that your show with your wife wouldn't last remember we invented a theory that you were gonna get divorced remember when we invented a theory that you and your wife run cocaine and swinging yeah we invent theories man some of them hit some of them pay off real big life because his suck and you're like

2:09:15
Unknown_08: You just look at the other person and go, this guy's lost his mind.

Melton: Who won this year? One of us got married. One of us got divorced.

Melton: My life sucks, so I have to invent what? What is it? Say it again. So the people in the back can hear. Why is it that I invent?

Unknown_08: What do I? Yes.

Unknown_08: Again, I feel like we're repeating ourselves now. When did you not have the right to marry?

Unknown_08: I don't understand it.

2:09:51
Unknown_08: What right to marry do you not have?

Unknown_08: I don't get it.

Unknown_08: Klopo Graham says, when are you going to let us know that SP is your executive producer? SP is not going to be involved with this program. I did see that Melton was just losing his fucking mind over that.

Unknown_03: Right, right.

Unknown_08: I love when he invents theories about people's life because his suck, and you're like,

Unknown_08: Just look at the other person and go, this guy's lost his mind. I've broken this man.

Melton: Right. I was lucky. My wife still wanted to go through with the wedding.

2:10:27
Melton: I'm a broken man. It started out the year in Hawaii where my fiance and I didn't have sex with anybody else.

Melton: And then I went to the MLC, uh, meet up at the bar gotta hung out with Rocco, all the fans who came out, flimsy green, bam, Sean, all the others. I can't name everybody who has the time.

2:11:04
Melton: Then we had hack a mania. That was a disaster.

Melton: Then I went to Europe that sucked.

Melton: Oh, before that was dabble con where I never leave the basement.

Unknown_27: Then I came back.

Melton: Then I got married. Now it's my birthday. This year sucks.

Melton: This year fucking sucks.

Melton: Do we want to go over a year year? We don't, we don't.

2:11:42
Unknown_08: He's a fan fiction writer now.

Melton: I mean, technically that's what I get paid to do. It's called being creative.

Unknown_08: It's just, and he just, you can't convince him otherwise either. He's the low cow that keeps on giving because you go.

Melton: If I'm your low cow, how come you never show clips of me and funny things I do?

Melton: You know, at least they do funny stuff about me. Like the real haters, the creative haters do funny stuff. I saw a video of me just to just like clearing my nose and snot and shit like stuttering. John, I look like a complete fucking boob.

2:12:13
Melton: How can we never show any of that stuff? I'm the low cow that keeps on giving yet. You've never partaken weird.

Unknown_08: He's a fan fiction writer now. And it's just, and he just, you can't convince him otherwise either. He's the low cow that keeps on giving because you go, you know, he sits there thinking he's Napoleon Bonaparte and he's really Mr. Magoo.

2:12:53
Melton: This is hours before this guy. We found out this guy is really Mr. Magoo.

Melton: That's why I always said like,

Melton: Keep remembering his in-command, in-control, I-know-everything-I'm-ahead-of-everybody posture while keeping in mind we all know he jerks to cuck porn. Like, facts, facts, facts.

Unknown_08: And you sit there pointing it out. He's like, no, I'm a great strategist. And you're like, eventually you kind of treat, I treat Patrick Melton like a little kid. You just go, okay, play with your toys, son. No, you're fine. Yep, no.

2:13:26
Unknown_08: You're right. He's very easy to just kind of appease.

Unknown_08: Carlos says the Vermont governor is a very left-leaning Republican who likes guns, hates income taxes, and is pro-choice. They love him.

Melton: Was that it?

Melton: Hold on. Let me check this email. It's got time stamps.

Melton: There's going to be more, I guess. I'm over there.

Unknown_08: Okay.

2:14:01
Unknown_08: Okay. Balls and Wieners says, I was hoping someone would ask Trump if Russia attacked Turkey from behind.

Unknown_08: Would Greece help?

Unknown_08: Jane says, Melton is trying to get people to attack SP. It's sick. Dude, I am.

Melton: That would be damning. Play that.

Melton: That would be, I mean, people would tune out.

2:14:32
Melton: People like, especially the women in here, they'd be like, wow, you're trying to get this woman attacked. Like play that clip. That would be a big, big get, but now he has to look out the window to make something up. This is such a tell.

Unknown_08: You're not like, if you're an unhappy person, you're just going to do shit like that.

Unknown_08: Imagine my wife, if they came in and they were like, yeah, you try to get people to go after this woman and like lose her job.

Melton: And my wife's just like, no, that's cool. That's what he does.

Melton: Can you imagine? Can you imagine?

2:15:09
Melton: And skinny tooth John actually met her. So, you know, skinny knows she's a little slow, but she's not.

Melton: is retarded or as you guys are saying, like you guys are all saying she has downs and you know, like maybe, but she also, there's, she has a lot of ups.

Unknown_08: You don't get that obese and you're happy. You're covering something up. If he would just come out and say what happened to him when he was a kid.

2:15:45
Melton: He just, okay, hold on.

Melton: He just goes,

Melton: basically has to make up things about me cause he's so unhappy with his own life.

Melton: Now he's made up some childhood trauma. The only childhood trauma I have is my mom died when I was young. I didn't do it. I didn't want, I didn't watch her be murdered.

Unknown_08: You don't, you're not that. hideous of a person. And I don't just mean ugly. Like, you're just not that weird and strange and closeted gay and sexualizing kids and all this other, like, he checks every creep box that there is.

2:16:17
Unknown_08: Where are these creep boxes?

Melton: Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah.

Melton: Order the creep box. Only $25.99 a month.

Melton: Spooky spiders, scary stickers, and more. You never know what you'll get in your monthly creep box. Ah, ah, ah.

2:16:52
Unknown_08: And you don't do that without a lot of pain that you're hiding. That's why I kind of take it easy on the guy. There's a lot of pain there. Oh, he's saying I have a lot of pain.

Melton: That's why I kind of take it easy on the guy.

Melton: I gave you permission to unrestrain yourself, King. Fuck. That's why we just kicking around over here at the toe. It's loose.

2:17:24
Melton: Nick is careful with words and he said Mubi's lips never came in the vicinity of his.

Melton: tip but he never said anything about his cornhole or that it could have dripped in we don't know if it could have dripped in i have marionette strings coming out of my fingertips and i made nick check my history i'm two steps of heat oh wait that's some rope left over from when i sampled nick never mind are you gonna finish that rope i like dudes who call their cum rope dude i was shooting ropes

2:18:00
Melton: I was shooting a row.

Unknown_07: The Kiwi farms calling everyone pedo is funny. They should look into the owner of the farms, Joshua moon. He was caught deeming some pedo like stuff, their videos about Josh and his suspicious internet history.

Melton: Yeah. But look, that's my point is like, these guys just love calling everybody a pedo. At some point it becomes tone deaf. It's like,

Melton: Okay, nobody really believes I'm a pedo. Like, so, okay. So there's one site on the internet where they're all just pointing fingers and calling everybody a pedo. Cool, cool, cool.

2:18:38
Melton: Like, what do you want me to do? I can do nothing about it. So I'm just going to keep not fucking children the same way my whole life. you know like there's a reason i'm not in jail and the fbi is not kicking down my door now they might they might want to see all the messages with nick in which case i'll print them for them i got nothing to hide i ain't doing nothing wrong over no i'm sorry over y'all the only thing that would suck if the fbi took all my computers is that i wouldn't have any computers

2:19:25
Melton: I like my computer. I have to go buy a new MacBook.

Melton: And I'm waiting for the M5s, I'm being honest, because I heard they're going to have touchscreens. So I'm very excited about that.

Melton: I want to get a touchscreen because I think it would be cool if you were ever, like, jacking off and you shot a rope.

Melton: Bringing it back.

Melton: then it hit the screen and like tapped on another porn and then it loaded that one and they could just jerk and come and then shoot another rope and it would hit the screen i wonder if it would like tap another one and you could like use your cum to like pick your next porn this is what weed does to your brain kevin hi you're welcome to snipe kevin by the way i miss you what how do we how do i get back over there how do we work it out could we could you ever trust again

2:20:20
Melton: How do I do it? I'll come on for free. If you send me the link and just be nice, I'll apologize. I just, I haven't been the same since I left the MLC family and let's be honest. I can make your show interesting again. I'll fight with Chad. I got the confetti. You always love the confetti.

2:20:56
Melton: Oh, Kevin. Remember that? I'm just a number one son. Remember the fun we used to have Melton Mondays. What about a one month trial? Just a melted Mondays trial. It's all right. If your new wife is a downer.

Melton: I got one of those brokens too. Just be patient and point out the bright colors. It's a new marriage. Still learning.

Melton: Oh God. If I had a down syndrome child, I wouldn't take care of it. Can you imagine marrying one?

2:21:31
Melton: Jesus Christ.

Melton: So new, new. Thank you.

Melton: um what are these a geezer remember for 11 months when do we see your feet kicking in the air with glee oh you need that there you go thanks uh geezer um bubble popper 24 remember for 14 months you need to get one of those key tags uh for you losing your all the time brain silly mountain's losing his brain

2:22:15
Melton: Mountains losing him brain again. Again. Pain. That's... Okay.

Unknown_08: None of us will ever fully know until you tell us. You're the only one who has to hold on to it. Wait, what?

Unknown_08: And you don't do that without a lot of pain that you're hiding. That's why I kind of take it easy on the guy. There's a lot of pain there.

Unknown_08: Oh, he's saying I have a lot of pain. That's...

Unknown_08: KB ended? None of us will ever fully know until you tell us. You're the only one who has to hold on to it. New York City mayor is suspending. Oh, look at this.

2:22:51
Unknown_08: Eric Adams is telling the New York Liberian you're offensive and racist text messages. So, hobo, if you want me to give you a ride to the airport so you can get the fuck out of Dodge, I would understand. I get it. Wait, what? Text messages. This is interesting.

Unknown_08: We got some breaking news today, boys and girls. This used to be a big fan of his.

Melton: Oh, by the way, the FBI says they're monitoring your offensive and racist text messages.

Unknown_08: So, hobo, if you want me to give you a ride to the airport so you can get the fuck out of Dodge, I would understand. I get it.

2:23:29
Unknown_08: The FBI is monitoring your racist tweets. Well, I hope they find them funny.

Unknown_08: I hope they at least think they're good.

Unknown_08: Let's go ahead and check this one out. Eric Adams.

Unknown_08: To like the liberal power structure, but he does. So now Trump winning one phone call.

Unknown_19: Ending a controversial program.

Melton: All right, I got another time stamp to look at. Would you like to go to another time stamp? 2.38.30. Oh, these aren't in order?

2:24:01
Melton: two 38 30. are we i just saw him playing a clip i quit no is that like a link for five bucks thank you very much oh no yeah we'll get the uh jimmy kimmel thing

2:24:32
Unknown_08: in a little while. Hobo chili says, I like how Aaron's lack of hair gets straight to the point is a link to something to me.

Melton: I quit.

Unknown_08: No.

Unknown_08: What is this? Oh, Patrick.

Unknown_08: Oh, what did he do?

Melton: What did that stinker?

Melton: I'm sure this one will land him in jail again.

Melton: What did he do now?

Melton: mine would be way better mine would be way better like we gotta we gotta see chad's little dick or something for a thousand bucks show us that little dick this is great i love it did he really just what is with everybody like going super gay like why is

2:25:30
Melton: What is with everybody going super gay? We giggle and laugh about little dicks over here.

Melton: Guilty, guilty. You eat other men's cum.

Melton: Hello? Who gay?

Melton: Who gay, dog? Who gay?

Melton: uh wow melton's so gay with his comments and his jokes i suck other men's cum out of my wife's crevasse melton's so gay guilty is being gay part of the new meltdown

2:26:27
Unknown_08: Like, why is everybody obsessing about everyone else's dick like the new meltdown thing? It's almost like he knows what's coming.

Melton: Guys, are we looking at people's dicks and calling people gay?

Melton: Come on.

Melton: I'm not looking at anybody's dick. We're not talking about anybody's dick. If it leaks out or comes out, photos or videos of anybody's dick or anybody in their boxers,

Melton: We're not watching it on this show. I make that pledge to you now as Aaron M Holt.

2:27:07
Melton: Why are we calling people gay?

Melton: I'm done with that over here at the Aaron M Holt show. We're not going to look at any gay accusations ever again.

Melton: Like when it, when it, when he knows it's coming, this is the day it all came out.

Unknown_08: Like I'm losing my shit.

Unknown_08: I'm fucking losing my mind. It's over. What should I do next? I want to see a guy's dick. Guys.

Melton: Oh, maybe that's it. Aaron's like, it's gross to see a guy's dick.

2:27:39
Melton: Have your cum brought to you in a sippy cup like me. Like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Unknown_08: Patrick, buddy, I know you've had a rough go of it.

Unknown_08: Asking for $1,000 to see a guy's dick or offering $1,000. Which one is he doing? Offering a guy $1,000 to see his dick.

Unknown_08: Not the own you think it is.

Melton: Mine would be way better. Mine would be way better. Like we got to see Chad's little dick or something for $1,000. Show us that little dick. We want to see that little dick. We want to see that little dick.

2:28:12
Unknown_00: I want Chad to make his dick hard and then put on tighty-whities and then I just want you to take a photo of your entire mid-torso and crotch.

Unknown_08: Guys, it's time to diagnose you. You've watched us.

Melton: You're gay. Oh, so his answer to every, if you watch that, you're gay.

2:28:48
Unknown_07: You anymore.

Unknown_08: I've been right every step of the way. I've showed you who this is. I've exposed this guy multiple times. You're just gay now. I'm sorry. He wants to stare at a guy's dick and mid torso for $1,000.

Unknown_08: Let's diagnose this for what it is. This is a man who wants to give another man $1,000 so he can thirst for his penis.

Melton: Yes.

Unknown_08: I'm sorry.

Melton: I'm glad you get it. So you get the show.

2:29:19
Melton: Hit the like button. We're all gay now.

Melton: I didn't make the rules. These guys' brains are so dumb. They think gay is an insult. it's like everything and everyone is gay now have you seen the flags at the restaurants uh it's uh gay yeah i'm gay i'm gay next i'm gay i'm gay as next now what now what i i'm gay

2:30:05
Melton: Not in the like, I drink another man's cum out of my wife's teapot, gay. I'm effeminately aligned.

Melton: In those tighty whities.

Unknown_08: At least he finally wants to see the dick of an of-age person for once, though. Finally, play that clap.

Unknown_08: That's a nice change of pace.

Melton: You get that little dick as hard as you can get it.

Melton: And then put on the... Laughing doesn't make it funny. It does.

2:30:42
Unknown_08: It does.

Melton: Still gay, bro.

Melton: Titus... Things can be funny and gay. Have you ever seen La Caja, foe? Tidy whities and take a picture.

Melton: A thousand dollars, a thousand dollars to see your dick as hard as it can get in some tidy whiteys.

Unknown_08: Everyone's laughing. Bro. This is what people who don't have any content end up doing to themselves.

2:31:13
Unknown_08: You brought your wife out in a bathing suit for $50.

Melton: You let everyone look at your wife for $50. Hello? I want to spend a grand.

2:31:59
Melton: and give thousands of people some of the funniest entertainment they're ever going to see in their lives. You're right. It is the same thing.

Unknown_08: This is where desperation gets you. You know, you can just hit stop streaming. Like you don't, there's no set amount of time where you have to be on and say words. Like you can, if you, Patrick, when should I get off right before I text you?

Melton: A nude photo of a woman without her consent and commit a felony live or right after I eat a fucking dog tree. When should I get off? I'm confused about the rules of pro radio nerd. Teach me another lesson nerd while you go get completely naked to shit. You fucking weirdo.

2:32:37
Melton: You know, you don't have to do this.

Unknown_08: Pass me the kibble.

Unknown_08: If you have nothing, just admit you have nothing and move on wanting to see guys dicks.

Unknown_08: So let's see, we have sexualizing children and now didn't you play nude twister with a man?

2:33:13
Melton: Didn't you sleep in bed with a man?

Unknown_08: Now he wants to see Chad Zumach's cock.

Unknown_08: I'm not so insecure that I can't admit that.

Melton: I'm a human being. I want to see everybody's dick.

Melton: If Jason Bentley wants to text me a picture of his dick right now, I'm looking.

Melton: You're not looking? Are you not human? You're not honest. You're not honest.

2:33:51
Melton: You're so... Talk about something happened with somebody. You're so sexually repressed you think looking at a dick makes you gay.

Melton: I can look at a dick, or you're worried that if you look at a dick you might turn gay.

Melton: You're worried about what your reaction to it will be.

Melton: You know what dicks are to straight men? This is 100% true.

2:34:24
Melton: To straight men, dicks are funny.

Melton: That's it. That's it. When, when, when a guy walks out of a locker room on a movie or a TV show and there's a Dick flopping around, the guy isn't like, oh God, I'm not gay.

Melton: Most guys are going straight guys. Think dicks are funny.

Melton: Sorry. Sorry. That's a hundred percent.

Melton: That's why they, that's why they do it in movies like forgetting Sarah Marshall.

2:34:58
Melton: Do you remember that when he walked out and his dick was there? You were just like, oh my God, it's a dick.

Unknown_04: Oh my God, it's a dick.

Melton: Aaron had to get up and leave the theater. He's like, that's gay, dude.

Melton: What is that, a dick?

Melton: It's funny for a guy who requires his porn to have two men in it.

Melton: Right? Isn't it weird to have such a visceral, disgusting reaction to Dick when it's proven now that you watch porn, where a guy sits in a chair and jerks off while he watches another guy, fuck a girl, but you hate Dick.

2:35:44
Melton: Ding, ding, ding. Hello?

Melton: Hello?

Melton: Do you only watch lesbian porn?

Melton: If it's like a close-up of a girl getting fucked in her pussy, do you, every time the dick comes out of her pussy, you're like, ah, God, that's hot. Ah, God, that's fucking, oh, God, that's hot. Why do they keep showing the dick?

Melton: I mean, what's wrong with this guy? I can't. I can't.

2:36:16
Melton: Come on, man.

Unknown_08: You gotta be real. Jesus Christ. Gotta say another win for TM Zumach. Ah!

Melton: of this coming now chad and aaron are praising each other it's it's a we're in a weird world and you know what's funny about what's funny about him is he really does want to see it and when people call start calling him gay and they start you know even in his insular community that he is terrified to travel out what will it do to this guy when it comes out when i mean what's he gonna say monday

2:36:55
Melton: It's come out that he watches cuck porn and eats cum.

Melton: What's going to, what, what, how could he spend this for the guy who was ultimate insult to everyone is your gay dog. You're gay. You're gay.

Melton: Oh, it hasn't come out that I eat cum. It hasn't come out that I watch cuck porn.

Melton: By the way, on the same vein, if, if cuck porn comes up, I'm not necessarily turning it off. You know, sometimes, sometimes again, to a straight guy, I think cuck porn is funny.

2:37:28
Melton: You're like, oh my God, you're like, look at that guy over there. And you never even think that that's you.

Melton: But if you, if you went through a guy's browser history and it was like, cock porn, cock porn, cock porn.

Melton: also do you know what's weird what's really weird about that browser history this is nuts too and i don't know another i don't know another guy in the world who this is true for tell me what's wrong with this tell me what's wrong with this gentleman fine gentleman who also partake in porn be honest he went to pornhub.com

2:38:22
Melton: And then he clicked on recommendations and then he clicked on cock porn.

Melton: And then 30 minutes later, he went to April's Twitter.

Melton: What's missing the answer.

Melton: is 380 other videos before he comes and moves on what man is watching one porn video going this is the one this is the one and then just shoots no no no No, you see a thumbnail that you gotta check out and you click that one. And then you see another girl. There's no shame in being the king of top offs.

2:39:06
Unknown_07: It's just another win for the toe. Now who needs their rope guzzled?

Melton: So there's no, there's no dude out there who's watching one porn video. It just isn't. It doesn't happen.

Melton: People are saying the algorithm knows.

Melton: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I allow myself one a day.

Melton: It's my, they're saying he doesn't last long, but you know what? It's like 30 minutes on one video page.

2:39:44
Melton: You get all the ad pop-ups.

Melton: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Melton: T.O. Hanks has just got in from MLC. What did I miss? I don't know. Not much. Jack Stacks, monotone Matt. It's SKJ. Please text me. What does that mean?

Unknown_07: Did Alyssa Clips as you if she could clip this little piggy? She was a big part of the Melton pedo movement. She also works with Toehead. She's a snake garbage person.

2:40:21
Melton: I don't know anything about Alyssa Clips.

Melton: She's a clipper? Fuck.

Melton: Fuck.

Melton: Should I move?

Unknown_23: I'm very, very gay for Nick's huge hog. I could go on and on for hours on Twitter about it. Also, I have posting nonstop on Twitter because Nick's BDE has rendered me dumb AF.

Unknown_07: Enough about the dick. I can't compete with Nick. I quit and I'm going back to radio where people actually love me. Uh, hello?

Unknown_22: Hey, Corey and Casey. What blows my mind is that, like, How do you not know about private or incognito? Like that's, that's an automatic thing. If you go to stuff that you don't want people for you to look at that thing, I bet he never shared.

2:40:55
Melton: Um, I bet he never shared his, uh, password with anybody. So he thought this was just impossible, but he logged in to Aaron's computer.

Unknown_22: Well, no, that's what's so weird. Like even at home with my own stuff, it's like, okay, it's like I'm getting ready to do the thing and, you know, have a bait or whatever. I'm going to like, okay, make sure I'm on private, make sure I'm like on a VPN, like whatever I need to do to like make sure that my family will never know that the awful things that I've just looked at, I have looked at if I died tomorrow.

2:41:35
Melton: Okay. All right. That sounds like something you need to talk with your religious leader or right. Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown_22: My, my mom, my mom. Yeah. Okay.

Melton: Yeah. I'd call your local, I'd call your closest, uh, healer or rabbi. Yep. Even, even a Sherpa, a purveyor of crystal midwife.

2:42:22
Melton: anything really what do they call a doula yeah comedy pyramid all right cory enough man stop trying to invade the program sorry i'm kidding hit the like button bye cory you're hitting it love you i don't know if he really loves me though you know like what is love

Unknown_07: Kiwi Farms is the best. I scroll the farms every morning, see the little bit, then goon to big ass, big tits, MILF wants hubby to watch. It's the cornerstone of any good day.

Melton: Look, is the voice not growing on us?

Unknown_07: Kiwi Farms is the best. I scroll the farms every morning, see the little bit, then goon to big ass, big tits, MILF wants hubby to watch. It's the cornerstone of any good day. I am a cum dumpster. Creepy in my mouth after I go on Kiwi Farms. I am also cringing at you Melty offering Chad money to see his sad micro penis.

2:43:14
Unknown_07: Sorry. I can't help it.

Melton: I'm still in. Chad, the offer's still good. What about the beard?

Melton: When's Chad going to have $1,000 for the beard?

Melton: Has nobody asked him? Will he not address it? You got to send me the clip if he ever addresses it. I wasn't serious.

Melton: Chad, anything that cost over, over whatever a quiz node sub costs. We know you're not serious. We know you're not serious. If you were like, I'm going to buy a swatch watch. We'd be like, okay. Okay.

2:43:51
Unknown_08: Even when they start going, it's gaga. What? I was joking. What? I was just kidding. You know, all the other gay shit I've said and all the other child sexualization stuff I've said, it was all kidding. When I'm gay all the time and obsessed with kids all the time, I'm always kidding. We're going to see Patrick Melton drink comes straight from a guy's cock on air one day. And he's been like, he's just going to go. This is the day that it came out that he drank next come.

2:44:44
Melton: this is the day that it came incognito ow is that when i sit in the cuck chair and watch nick sandblast ropes into ape and just hope he saves some for my face later i mean i mean i don't even know i don't even know what to say like i really don't i really don't

Melton: Oh, we almost didn't play this. I almost missed this. Thank you to the person who sent this in. I don't know if you want me to... I can't thank you enough. This is madness.

Melton: Holy shit.

Melton: He's normalizing cum eating?

2:45:40
Unknown_08: but in his insular community that he is terrified to travel out of even what he's like what again this guy doesn't have a passport who don't travel what world are you in i don't go outside of my community how the fuck did i end up here then

Unknown_08: I mean, what are we talking about, nerds? When they start going, it's gay. I go, what? I was joking. What? I was just kidding. You know, all the other gay shit I've said and all the other child sexualism.

Unknown_08: These chins are getting wild.

Unknown_08: I've said it was all kidding.

Unknown_08: When I'm gay.

Melton: Look at that face.

2:46:34
Melton: Look at that face. Isn't it neat?

Melton: Wouldn't you like to drink cum from a teat? All the time and obsessed with kids all the time. I'm always kidding. Is there like a weaker chin, man?

Melton: I think this is what Chad thinks I'll look like if I shave. I have a strong chin. I have a good jawline.

2:47:06
Unknown_08: We're going to see Patrick Melton drink cum straight from a guy's cock on air one day. And he's going to be like, he's just going to go, I was just kidding.

Unknown_08: This milk is hilarious. Drink cum straight from a guy's cock on air one day. And he's going to be like, he's just going to go, I was just kidding.

Unknown_08: This milk is hilarious. Drink cum straight from a guy's cock on air one day. And he's going to be like, he's just going to go,

Unknown_08: I was just kidding.

Unknown_08: We're going to see Patrick Melton drink cum straight from a guy's cock on air one day, and he's going to be like, he's just going to go, I was just kidding.

2:47:46
Unknown_08: This milk is hilarious.

Unknown_08: And then he'll swallow it down because waste not, want not. Does this look like a guy who's ever spit anything out in his life?

Unknown_08: Food, beverage, or otherwise? No.

Melton: Says the guy who...

Melton: finished a dog biscuit oh i i don't even like who is watching this like i i re i genuinely want to talk to a steel toe fan who believes all this stuff it'd be fascinating

2:48:32
Melton: I'm like, no, he's right, Melton. You, like, you're gay. You know, I got to talk to that person. I got to really, I really want to.

Unknown_08: It makes sense.

Unknown_08: When he's done drinking cum, he calls the beard his flavor saver.

Unknown_03: That's the mustache.

Unknown_08: Is this 20 more minutes of him thirsting over Chad zoom mocks penis.

2:49:06
Unknown_08: This needs to be put on some kind of a watch list.

Melton: Now, if you're gay, you need to be put on a watch list.

Melton: I don't know what happened to people like this who think gay is the ultimate insult slash wrong slash if you thirst after penis, you should be put on a watch list. Like what?

2:49:44
Melton: It doesn't even make sense.

Melton: Everybody, anyone who's against Aaron needs to be put on a watch list.

Melton: That's what I'm throwing out. That's what I'm throwing out.

Melton: You get hard as a rock and put on some tidy whities and take a photo and they have to be thin, wet, wet, tidy whities.

Melton: I want to see the veins through, through the cotton. Okay.

2:50:20
Melton: Dude, is he gay?

Unknown_08: He should be on a list.

Unknown_08: If you like that guy, I'm sorry, you're a homosexual now.

Melton: That's how they tell you?

Melton: Everyone in my chat, you are now christened gay.

Unknown_08: Do you want to go ahead? Do you want to defend it?

2:50:53
Melton: Again, defend what? Being gay?

Melton: This isn't a crime. This isn't a, this is hate speech. Really? Like genuinely, please.

Unknown_08: Dude's a fucking freak. Doom says Aaron's an expert on gays. I'm a freak.

Melton: Where are the other two members of my polycule?

2:51:27
Melton: Where's my felony arrest for a sex crime?

Melton: No, I'm just asking.

Unknown_08: Yeah, I'm the twister guy, remember? I know gay when I see it.

Melton: What are you doing, owning that?

Melton: Again, it's weird that yesterday it came out.

Melton: That when they played Nude Twister, you wouldn't get out of your boxers.

2:52:02
Melton: And the very day before, I was making a joke about seeing Chad in his boxers so he could see his dick through it.

Melton: And I've also been joking about cameras in Nick's house.

Unknown_08: No, sorry, go on.

Unknown_08: No, Bapa Shab, no, Baldo's up the butt.

Unknown_08: God damn. Yeah, see, I agree with Sam's show. Melton wants us to know this about him. Why else broadcast it? It's like a criminal who wants to be caught. He's just, there's this gay guy inside of him. More ways than one. Just, he wants you to find out. And he's trying to tell you.

2:52:40
Unknown_08: Dissident says he's going into his fantasy. And not to over-critique this, but Patrick is remarkably talentless. And the one thing he does is remarkably talentless.

2:53:15
Unknown_08: Repeats the same premise over and over and over again. There's never...

Unknown_08: anything funny it's just if i yell the premise 14 times it's good i'm glad he chuckled at it though somebody needed to i'm sorry you don't again you don't have to like me you can think i'm the biggest piece of shit in the world but if that's your thing you're gay now sorry thank you to whoever sent that clip

2:53:51
Unknown_08: I appreciate it.

Unknown_08: Oh, what do we got here?

Unknown_08: I've seen a few faggots defend him. Well, I mean, that would be the kind of people who would.

Unknown_08: Jane says, I can't wait to go after your trolls on Monday, Aaron.

Melton: So he just said, I'm gay should be put on a list.

Melton: And it's sad that faggots defend me. And those people would like, this guy is a bigot, a xenophobe, a racist, a homophobe.

2:54:23
Melton: He ain't an ally like, like genuinely, genuinely.

Melton: I don't even think he knows it. Like, is this a good look?

Melton: Like this is hate speech.

Melton: This is wild stuff.

Unknown_08: I mean, I get like, look, the guy wants to see Chad's dick.

Unknown_08: Yes.

Melton: Yes. That's just gay.

2:55:10
Melton: We'll accept it. It's not a crime. There shouldn't be a list.

Unknown_08: Melton said he hated gays when he was drunk on his New Year's Eve. Well, that's projection. He's gay. That's projection. Got it. It's usually what happens.

Unknown_08: Sage Retard says, Aaron, your Melton impression needs more pukey mush mouth.

Unknown_08: Yeah, probably. I could probably work on it a little bit.

2:55:42
Unknown_08: Well, Chad, you've got a stalker. You got a crazed, hyper-sexual queer who wants to see your dick, and he's willing to pay. It's prostitution, right?

Unknown_08: You offer a guy $1,000 to see his penis? You're soliciting.

Unknown_08: Ugh.

Unknown_08: All right, let's go to this next one.

Melton: Woo, baby. I like that. That's good. 105.22.

2:56:16
Melton: Oh, my God.

Melton: This is so good.

Melton: I can't believe we almost missed all this.

Unknown_07: I actually mean J-E as in Global American Empire, not gay as in how I enjoy slurping up Nick's rope.

Unknown_08: I mean, what?

Unknown_08: Watching seething clips. Oh, there he is.

Unknown_08: Malcolm, I love, by the way, Malcolm X on Twitter. It's Mel Gibson mixed with Malcolm X. It's a fucking great concept.

2:56:57
Melton: I like when he hands out little rewards to people. Like, that's good.

Melton: That I like. That's a good one.

Melton: Um, have you seen, uh, porn with other guys? Did you enjoy it? No, I don't think, uh, watching porn is a communal thing. I, I, yeah, you do with your partner. I've never really been into that. I'm pretty, uh, you know, I don't get into like wild, wacky, weird stuff. I like to, you know, just regular, um,

2:57:34
Melton: I ca not bore. I wasn't almost said boring vanilla sex, but I don't think that's true. I'm pretty, you know, Neapolitan.

Melton: I got three flavors.

Melton: We'll change it up. No, I don't even sex is gay.

Melton: That's what Aaron's gonna say.

Melton: Um, it feels so good to finally be out. So silence do good. Are you out congrats? I guess nobody really cares. That's the real lesson. Nobody gives a fuck.

2:58:06
Melton: Um, he always says that to his chat says silence do good member for eight months. If you watch melt in your X, Y, Z, he's terrified of his fans seeing Aaron for who he truly is. I don't even like, again, like you gotta make up your own mind. You know, I'm not

Melton: If you don't agree with me, I assume you'll turn it off or you'll correct me or whatever, but like, I don't know what you are. If you watch air and that's why I'm saying I got to find somebody.

2:58:40
Melton: I know why people watch air and the same reason we watch Aaron. Right.

Melton: But then there's like people who really think he's a good broadcaster. He thinks he's going back to radio. It's so funny.

Melton: It's so fucking funny.

Unknown_08: He has an awesome Twitter. Follow it. Check it out. Covers a lot of sector stuff. Did you catch it? Mel Gibson mixed with Malcolm X. It's a fucking great concept.

2:59:17
Unknown_08: He has an awesome Twitter. Follow it.

Unknown_08: Check it. Oh fuck. I missed it again. Look at that jaw. It's a Mel Gibson mixed with Malcolm, Malcolm X. It's a fucking great concept.

Unknown_08: He has an awesome Twitter. Follow it.

Unknown_08: Look at that jaw.

Melton: Fuck. Look at it. Look at it. Look at that Jacqueline and jaw.

2:59:51
Melton: Whoa.

Unknown_08: Check it out. Covers a lot of sector stuff. What's sector? Hackverse, dabbleverse, sector, lawtube. It's all kind of melding into this shit pot of crazy people. And Malcolm X does one of the best jobs covering it.

Unknown_08: He says, has he talked about April's unhinged ex-posting or is he not able to? There are no lawsuits, my man. There are no lawsuits.

3:00:23
Melton: Oh, you were saying you were out because...

Melton: I get it now. Cause, uh, Edmar, Mikey says, I want to congratulate us for being the one of the biggest bunch of gays. Super proud. You're all out.

Unknown_08: He says, has he talked about April's unhinged X posting or is he not able to be, there are no lawsuits. My man, there are no lawsuits.

Melton: Yeah.

Melton: Imagine if he raped April. Let's not forget. She said, can confirm rape is the worst. And she said, I just began to tell my story about this monster.

3:00:54
Melton: Whoa.

Unknown_08: Um, and no, I'm allowed to talk about April. Um, you know, you guys are always disappointed in my April takes. Uh, it's very clear that she needs a change of scenery. It's very, her pussy smells.

Melton: She's a stupid woods girl.

Unknown_08: Be clear, she needs to go back to be with the people who love her, like her mother and father and her family. Did you catch it?

3:01:28
Unknown_08: But, I mean, the tweeting? Sounds like someone who, you know... Sounds like someone who needs to unload a lot of baggage. Sounds...

Melton: Yeah. Something is up. Our theory is it's all just a fuck with Aaron.

Melton: Our theory is that it's the only thing that makes sense. All the talking about the graphical sex stuff, all the talk about Aaron's abuse.

3:02:01
Melton: It all seems to exist only.

Melton: to tort, to torture Aaron couple of that with, again, knowing he's had one of the most invasive things happen to him. That's going to reveal potentially every single personal, embarrassing fucking detail of his life.

Melton: He doesn't know who arcade has been sending stuff to how much, how many gigabytes.

3:02:44
Melton: Oh, the zip files.

Melton: He knows people have been reading conversation. I mean, he doesn't even know where to begin really the scope of this.

Melton: So it's going to take some lawyers a lot to untangle. So get ready to be in the red again, guys.

Melton: Boy. Oh boy. Is the goal going back up because of this?

Melton: thing that happened to him like somebody sounds like somebody's kind of finding out that somebody else was not the problem it wasn't ashley's pro ashley was a problem april was the problem slam piece was the problem

3:03:35
Melton: Matt was the problem. Kiki was the problem. Gina was the problem. Adrian Washington was the problem. Corey was the problem. Oz whiskey, Pete, Benny.

Melton: I didn't think it was possible for that house to get

Melton: colder lonelier more echoey and winter is coming oh is winter coming just the move they were all the problem they were all the problem marsh turned drugs carl desperate nobody watches his show

3:04:25
Melton: The only way he could get views, everyone else, everyone else.

Melton: If we could all just stay on the straight and narrow, like Aaron, that's what I'm catching from a lot of those tweets.

Unknown_08: But yeah, look, wish her the best. I hope she figures it out.

Unknown_08: They're wild. I'll tell you that they're fucking crazy. Some of those tweets, I read them and I go, Oh, but like I said, Malcolm X, like I'm not an insider anymore. You know, I'm a spectator like you. So I'm watching it and I'm just, it's kind of like a soap opera to me. It's kind of like pro wrestling. I'm going, what's going to happen next when stone cold coming in, you know? So I, uh,

3:05:06
Unknown_08: That's my take on it. If that take is good, if you like that take, awesome. Run with it. If you don't like it, I'm sorry. It's what I got.

Unknown_08: It's what I got. Sam Show says your April take sucks. She's a gold digging hoe even before the Coke.

Unknown_08: There's something about moving on, guys. You've felt it before. We've all been in this position in life. You kind of move on. People just don't.

3:05:38
Unknown_08: mean as much as they used to anymore and you can kind of have like a sober take about it i'll tell you this it feels good if i could be selfish for a moment it feels good to read her tweets and go yikes that seems a little rough uh john from ball sack kentucky have you seen a guy and wondered if he's a good kisser

3:06:14
Melton: oh no oh god they really made me laugh i wonder if the guy hey in that sorry have you ever seen a guy

Melton: And wondered if he's a good kisser.

Melton: I don't know why that really made me laugh.

Melton: I wonder if that guy's a good kisser.

Unknown_08: Wish her the best.

Unknown_08: But you know, you can't really feel bad for someone if they don't make changes.

Melton: I've never really wondered that about a girl.

Melton: It's not really how guys...

Unknown_08: You know, you can sit there and go, I've changed my mindset.

3:07:15
Unknown_08: Sometimes physical change is needed. I'm not saying she needs to go trans. Although, like at this point, fuck it, right? I'm not saying she needs to go trans, but like physically.

Melton: Why would you say that? Imagine saying that about someone. She needs to go trans.

Melton: Now look, I've had enough.

Melton: She needs to go trans.

Unknown_08: A change of location is sometimes needed. I know early on when I was having a tough time here, like when I was taking down all the pictures and everything like that. I want you to erase what she wrote on your board. I was like, man, I might need to move.

3:07:49
Melton: I might need to move. Nick's selling a house.

Melton: What if you bought the house next to Nick's just to make April homeless?

Unknown_08: That was me for probably two, two and a half weeks. I was like, I got to get the fuck out of here. I remember telling my family members, I'm like, I'm seeing ghosts. Like, it was bad for a while.

3:08:24
Unknown_08: This guy's a girl, right?

Melton: I got to get out of here. I'm seeing ghosts.

Melton: He ain't even had the first winter. You know, winter's hard, Minnesota.

Unknown_21: I'm ready to tell my story and let it all out. Okay. A lot of pain I have endured. How much?

Unknown_21: For example, when Nick wasn't around for Aaron to slurp his rope, he would make me whip out my hog backstage and serve him mayo.

3:08:59
Melton: When Nick wasn't around...

Melton: To slurp his rope.

Unknown_08: Well, breakup, like divorces are bad, especially when they used to be really, really fucking good and they got... really shitty, like when they were fairytale at their peak and they were fucking amazing. And then you would have those normal ebbs and flows of a marriage. And then you would always get in between abuse cycles. Great back again. And you're like, there's fucking rules when it goes like south to shit and goes to nightmare fuel material.

3:09:35
Unknown_08: That's always really tough. The jaw shifts are wild.

Unknown_08: Really shitty.

Unknown_08: Like when they were fairytale at their peak and they were, fuck. Look at these eyes and shit.

Melton: I don't think these work on here.

Melton: Amazing.

Unknown_08: And then you would have those normal ebbs and flows of a marriage.

Melton: Whoa.

3:10:07
Melton: That's a great phrase.

Melton: By the hair of my chinny chin chin. Little pig, little pig.

Melton: His buggy eyes.

Melton: It must have been love.

Unknown_08: And then you would always get great back again.

3:10:48
Unknown_08: And you're like, it's fucking rules.

Unknown_08: When it goes like south to shit and goes to nightmare fuel material.

Melton: What is that?

Melton: Did somebody turn on a fan in the room?

Melton: Jesus Christ. The dog's got his head out the car window again. He's never funny.

3:11:26
Melton: Okay, that one we got to go back for because that's wild.

Unknown_08: And then you would always get great back again and you're like, it's fucking rules.

Unknown_08: When it goes like south to shit and goes to nightmare fuel material, that's always really tough. So like for back again and you're like, it's fucking rules.

Unknown_08: When it goes like south to

Unknown_08: Shit and goes to nightmare fuel material There that I love that that's one of my favorite That's Always really tough. So like for two and a half weeks. I'm like I'm seeing ghosts I'm seeing shit we used to do, you know in different parts of the house. This is where we made candied bacon. I

3:12:11
Unknown_08: And I was like, I'm like, you know, there's a chance I have to sell this house and move. I got past it, worked through it. Now remember, hold on.

Melton: I have to, here's the problem.

3:12:42
Melton: Rocco and I stayed on with Nick.

Melton: after this little piggy yesterday and talked for like another 30 minutes and nick was just telling us and i can't remember what he told us there and what he told us on the show did he tell on this little piggy did did he announce

3:13:26
Melton: when Aaron started fucking slam piece on the timeline of events.

Melton: And if so, can somebody type in the chat?

Melton: No, it was Rocco Rocco. It took two key off. It wasn't too key.

Melton: Moody said, yes. Can, can you say it Moody while he was still trying to get April back negative two day said crumb. Okay. Thank you. So he did say that on the air.

3:14:18
Melton: Sorry. I there's a lot, you know, of stuff.

Melton: So Aaron was fucking slam piece before April had officially like left and moved out.

Melton: So this is why it's, I mean, this is such insanity.

3:14:51
Melton: It's going to everything. This guy fucking says,

Unknown_08: Is just horse shit. I'm seeing ghosts. I'm seeing shit. We used to do, you know, in different parts of the house. And I was like, I'm like, you know, there's a chance I have to sell this house and move. I have to move.

Melton: I got over it. You know, once slam piece left her snail trail all over the furniture and her scent took over just like she's doing to my show.

3:15:33
Melton: This guy looks sick.

Melton: This guy's eight years younger than me.

Melton: He's eight years younger than me.

Melton: He looks ill.

Melton: Like it looks like he's wearing prosthetic.

Melton: Like when Johnny Knoxville dresses up as an old guy.

3:16:06
Melton: i'm 45 on monday i'm 45 on monday i got past it worked through it therapy helped and then just time but um when you move past that and then you start watching it as a spectator

Unknown_08: I'll admit, I know you guys don't have a problem admitting it's entertaining for you and admitting that you're kind of interested to see what happens next.

Unknown_08: I feel a little guilty.

Melton: You should feel so fucking guilty feeling that way.

Unknown_08: But it is. It's a wild soap opera, man. But I will say this. I hope she gets better.

3:16:56
Unknown_08: Better from what?

Unknown_08: She says she loves God. If she's being serious, if she's not sympathy farming or pity farming or anything like that, you need a physical change, first of all. You need to get out from under the thumb of whatever you're out from under the thumb of, even if you don't know you are.

Melton: You need to get out from under the thumb and get back under the toe. Am I right?

3:17:29
Unknown_08: you're being abused. Like, I'm sorry, you're being psychologically abused. Okay.

Melton: So again, this is one day before April alleges actual abuse and possibly rape.

Melton: We have a lot of fun here. I'd sound like an ABC afterschool special.

Melton: If he forced himself on her sexually, it's insane.

3:18:06
Melton: It's inappropriate. It's wrong. It's not a joke. It's not funny. If he physically abused her, it's not, I grew up with this shit. I grew up around a lot of this abuse shit.

Melton: It's not, it's not good. It's not right. I mean, of course.

Melton: He jokes about it so much and you never think anything about it.

Melton: And then this comes out and it's like, again, how insane would it be if it came out?

3:18:48
Melton: All the stuff they say about me, you'd be like, holy shit.

Melton: He, you know, he denied it and laughed about it for so long. Right. I'm very comfortable doing that.

Melton: Cause I know it, none of it, this he's saying, we know this guy lies nonstop. He's saying everything over and over and over again, denial, denial, denial.

Melton: And then it all comes out. It'll probably come out that melt needs come. You ain't come dog.

3:19:21
Melton: You couldn't write this if you tried.

Unknown_08: You got to go to people who actually give a shit about you. And to me, that's her parents. That's her family.

Unknown_08: So she's being abused and she abused Aaron.

Melton: That's what Aaron says.

Unknown_08: God, in a town like Litchfield, like I've lived there. A town like Litchfield, you can rebuild fast. You can rebuild really fast in a town like that. Especially when you come from there. It's like the prodigal son returning. You know, it's a small town. So, yeah, we'll see. Malcolm X says it's a sensible take. If I was Nick, I would be worried for my safety. She keeps posting and he keeps ignoring. It's great. I have noticed that.

3:19:55
Unknown_08: You know that line in kindergarten?

Melton: Oh, yeah, he does keep ignoring. Aaron will co-sign any bullshit that makes him comfortable.

Melton: You know, again, it drives Aaron crazy that April ran to him that, that, that Nick has his wife.

3:20:31
Melton: So this guy goes, if I was Nick, I'd be scared because Nick's ignoring her. No, they're not. They're quote posting each other back and forth nonstop. And again, Aaron knows this. He can read.

Melton: He addressed it in my chat earlier this week, and he addressed it on the show Friday.

Melton: Here's Aaron going, yeah, I did notice he is ignoring her. Okay, Aaron.

Unknown_08: Okay. Cop, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.

3:21:07
Unknown_08: A woman scorned is the same way. You don't want to turn your back on it.

Unknown_08: Jane says, Ape was jealous of Aaron's election show success. I don't think April's following any of that stuff.

Unknown_08: I don't. I was really happy with our election show. Apparently, we gained a lot of subscribers, a lot of people.

Melton: Apparently, we gained a lot of subscribers. People enjoyed it.

Melton: Let me see the jaw coming out after that.

3:21:41
Unknown_08: Show success. I don't think April's following any of that stuff.

Unknown_08: I don't. I was really happy with our election show. Apparently, we gained a lot of subscribers. A lot of people enjoyed it.

Melton: Again, the tension in that neck.

Melton: Jaw out.

Melton: Have you been drinking milk? What's going on?

Melton: Is he dehydrating? 37 years old.

3:22:32
Unknown_08: Weird looking human. Sorry. I was hearing from a lot of people. It was some of the best election coverage they saw that night. Certainly I wasn't going for. It was some of the elect.

Melton: That just trying to keep you guys. It was some of the best election coverage people saw that night.

Melton: I wasn't going for that, but it's an honor to be nominated with our election show.

Unknown_08: Apparently we gained a lot of subscribers. A lot of people enjoyed it. I was hearing from a lot of people. It was some of the best election coverage they saw that night. Certainly I wasn't going for that. Just trying to keep you guys up to date on what's going on. Have a little fun.

3:23:03
Melton: I didn't mean to beat Fox in the ratings, but we did have a little structure to it.

Unknown_08: Um, I don't know. I, I thought it was a great time. Did you see me eat the sandwich?

Unknown_08: Oh, chips and diff says that's from the Molly you were on. Oh, it took some time. Is that it?

Unknown_08: Is that what it was? I needed to get the MDMA cleared out of the old system.

Unknown_08: Let's go to, I'm just looking for hot takes. That's all I'm doing. I'm scanning the chat for hot takes and links. That's it.

3:23:35
Melton: All right, let's jump to another time stamp.

Melton: Uh, 2050 he talks about his radio offer and you being fat.

Melton: Oh no.

Melton: If it gets out that I'm fat, I don't know if we can play this.

3:24:08
Melton: He calls me fat. Like that's fucked up.

Melton: I got loud.

Unknown_08: Ross dogs, broken spirit. Thank you for the five bucks. If there's a link in there, just put it in the chat for free, please. We appreciate your compromise comp comp comp.

Unknown_08: Contributions Ross dogs, broken spirit with a dollar.

Unknown_08: Thank you very much. Uh, Kloppo Graham says, Aaron, have you seen your new Reddit post about you being only offered to buy airtime? Not a job.

3:24:44
Unknown_08: No, I haven't seen that Reddit post, but it wouldn't surprise me that people are not happy that we're still working things out over there.

Unknown_08: A lot of jealousy. A lot of jealousy. I mean, look, if you make your whole thing, like your whole life is Aaron fucking sucks. I hate Aaron. Aaron's a piece of shit. You're never, like, if something good happens. That literally is my whole life. You're never going to be able to admit it's good. They're kind of the MSNBC or the CNN to my Trump. They'll always have to go, no. Did you hear? First of all, what a great freeze frame of cope.

3:25:16
Melton: Aaron said he would never stop talking about that deal. And he would always act like it was a secret in public. Like, babe, babe.

Melton: I think it's going to happen.

Unknown_27: I think it's going to happen.

Melton: We got to get ahold of ox.

Melton: He's the host from eight to 11 on, uh, K and SI the station. Aaron's trying to get on and, um, he's been there forever, but it doesn't seem like he's leaving soon. And, uh, they're not going to force him out cause he's doing well.

3:26:00
Melton: And even if he does leave, they're probably not going to pick Aaron.

Melton: It's just kind of deteriorated. This fruit has expired on the vine, so to speak.

Unknown_08: No, it has to be this way. I used to be that way when I was in my late teens, early 20s. Anything I didn't like, I had to find ways to find it sucked or it wasn't.

3:26:38
Melton: He used to be like that. This is King flip flop. King flip flop. We, I always make fun of people who do this.

Melton: I always make fun of people who do this. Remember Gino ruled Kiki and him were awesome and had great chemistry. Now they both losers. They both suck. No talent. They're never going to go anywhere, but they were amazing on the toe, right? Like Matt and April and Corey, where's Corey, Corey.

3:27:21
Unknown_08: was like failing or whatever, but then it was still around and I'm like, well, maybe, maybe I'm just an asshole problem with Reddit is Reddit has never gotten to that epiphany point where they go, oh, I I'm the asshole.

Melton: So again, these guys think Reddit is like one contiguous moving organism.

Melton: You know what the problem with Reddit is? They're all asshole.

Unknown_08: One day they'll get there. Yes. It is nice to see though, that all I mentioned was that our radio prospects aren't dead and it was enough to get people raging out of their minds.

Melton: No, you said you're their guy. It's going to happen.

3:28:07
Unknown_08: Was perfect.

Melton: Oh, he meant.

Melton: To get us raging out of our mind.

Unknown_08: Yeah. See hobo chili recipe says I only use Reddit for lady boy picks.

Unknown_08: Yeah. We got moles in all of those places. They, uh, they always get me the good stuff.

Unknown_08: How come you never show us?

Melton: He's got moles everywhere, but he never shows us. Oh, hi Mark.

3:28:42
Melton: They always send me the good stuff. How many times has he showed my Reddit?

Melton: Or sorry, my Discord.

Melton: Jesus, that was a good one. That was Royce level.

Unknown_08: And it's nice to see that they just can't help themselves. And the funniest part is, nothing's happened yet.

3:29:19
Melton: We know.

Melton: That's the point.

Melton: Dude, you know what the funniest part of my radio deal is? They haven't even offered me a radio deal.

Melton: There might not be a dumber guy.

3:29:53
Melton: His whole thing is they should wait till I get a radio deal to make fun of it.

Melton: You're not getting a radio deal. What world are you in?

Melton: What world is everyone?

Melton: The best part is that he hasn't gotten a deal yet. That's the best part.

Melton: Fuck.

Unknown_08: Fuck.

Unknown_08: And it's nice to see that they just can't help themselves. And the funniest part is, nothing's happened yet.

3:30:31
Unknown_08: Literally, all I found out is that we're still on the table.

Melton: You said, I'm their guy. It's going to happen. That's what you said.

Melton: That's it. And it was enough for them to go, no.

Unknown_08: We need the voice. We need this voice. It's this.

Unknown_08: Okay. I mean, technically it's nothing yet, but whatever helps you sleep at night, guys.

3:31:07
Unknown_08: McBuster says, well, Melton wants children, so at least you're not that bad. Yeah, I feel like a lot of that is Melton Cope for the big pile of shit that he's put himself in.

Unknown_10: Nah, I'm fine.

Unknown_08: And look, all the best to him. I'm sure it's got to be difficult, but I don't think he's going to find peace just constantly following me around. Daddy, please give me attention. Daddy, please give me attention.

3:31:44
Unknown_08: What if I want some SpaghettiOs?

Unknown_08: Sorry your dead dad didn't give you enough attention.

Unknown_03: Oh, but I can't make up for that.

Unknown_08: I can't be your daddy.

Unknown_08: I keep telling him, but so the other day he made a, he tried to go out.

3:32:21
Melton: He made a stab at my dead mom and now dead dad.

Melton: As if all moms and dads aren't gonna die.

Unknown_08: He keeps just getting fatter and sadder. All right, let's continue on. We got... Just throw that out as an aside.

Melton: Wow, he might grow forever.

Unknown_08: All right, let's get to a story. Lots of links coming in. Just fucking around with the guy. He doesn't have to get all bent out of shape about it.

Melton: Oh.

Unknown_08: I'll re-comport. All right. Let's go to...

3:33:00
Unknown_08: trucker 18 wheeler with 10 bucks when you miscount the cows.

Unknown_08: What the fuck is this?

Unknown_17: We had 81 cows. I don't know. Well, we usually have 65 head. So where did you get the additional cows from? Well, last time I counted him.

Unknown_17: But it's dead. And I counted some of those heifers we sold off. Those aren't even on my cattle roll. What is this? And I may have dropped off a load of longhorns in the middle of the night to increase our count. Why would you do that? I thought it'd be best for the farm if we showed we had more than we usually do. That's literally fraud, Gabart. Uh-oh. Am I in trouble? We could go to jail. Or worse. California? I should have known through the law of averages that that count was off. What the fuck is this? Why didn't you catch it the last?

3:33:35
Melton: It's whatever garbage anyone wants to send you for $5. Do you not know the format of your show? I never watched a Rumble Friday, so I don't know what goes on, but somebody said I had to watch these clips, and I really appreciate you sending those in. Those are great.

3:34:10
Melton: I assume it's... Constantly this. What am I watching? What is that? You ever hear us take calls? Listeners are fucking retarded.

Melton: Oh my God. Oh my God. This is a real man.

Melton: Why am I watching this? Oh yeah. $5. Just remember $5 Aaron.

3:34:45
Melton: Five dollars. Five dollars.

Melton: Guys if we had a good time tonight hit the like button if you've enjoyed the program.

Melton: This was a bonus. This is for fun. The real fun comes Monday in the form of my birthday, which I hope you'll join me for. Raytard the untrainable member for 19 months. I am now gaytard the ungapable. That's fine. You can identify however you want to identify as.

3:35:16
Melton: That's fine. Um,

Melton: So yeah, anyway, that's what's going on.

Melton: We don't really know. We don't know what's real. We don't know what's fake. We don't know who's being worked. We don't know who's not again. I'm not, it's not impossible that this is all fake and I'm being worked, but Aaron seems to have confirmed it.

Melton: Nick seems to be chomping, champing at the bit.

3:35:55
Melton: to release his stories. He says he can't wait until he can talk.

Melton: He hopes Aaron goes and sits on the stand and perjures himself.

Melton: And you know, if he says anything on the stand that different differs from what he said on the show, he could be held accountable for some slander, especially if he can prove that Nick stream is doing worse after this than before.

3:36:27
Melton: And it probably will do worse.

Melton: So

Melton: That's where we're at. It's going to be exciting to watch crumb bomb. I appreciate the last minute Fiverr happy birthday dog. It's not my birthday yet. I'm not one of those girls or Chad who celebrates a birthday week or month or time of the month or whatever, but it's getting good. It's getting interesting.

3:37:09
Melton: I can't believe this came out so fast, but Nick dropped that bomb today by posting that picture this morning.

Melton: Cause we, he, he messaged me this morning and said, I don't know if I, I shouldn't say this.

Melton: I mean, this... Ah, fuck, I should shut up. I should just leave and go.

Unknown_30: Your manner is most unbecoming of a gentleman. Would you be high on cigarettes? I don't know if the comedy hasn't hit them yet.

Unknown_30: They're full-blown retarded or just high on cigarettes. The question posed to stupid hoes who don't get it yet. Excuse me, miss. Are you high on cigarettes? I don't know if the comedy hasn't hit them yet. They're full-blown retarded or just high on cigarettes. All the laughter that you deploy if you're We'll be right back.